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♪Love, exciting and new.♪
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♪Come aboard, we're expecting
you♪
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♪love, life's sweetest reward.♪
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♪Let it flow, it floats back to
you♪
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♪the love boat soon will be
making another run.♪
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♪The love boat promises
something for everyone♪
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♪set a course for adventure♪
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♪your mind on a new romance♪
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♪Love won't hurt anymore.♪
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♪It's an open smile on a
friendly shore♪
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♪yes, love .welcome aboard,
it's love.♪
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Thanks for bringin' me down,
Bernie.
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I really appreciate it.
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Howie, what are friends for?
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Just promise me one thing.
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What's that?
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You spent a lot of money on a
cruise, don't blow it.
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Get some of the action.
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Ah, Bernie, I'm not like you.
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I...i can't come on to girls the
way you do.
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Yeah, with women I'm a verbal
clod.
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And true.
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That's why I bought you this.
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"How to hit on girls?"
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And believe me, it's not about
karate.
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Nah, this isn't gonna work,
Bernie.
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Oh yeah?
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Well, what do you say to a girl
when you first meet her?
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I say...My name's Howard.
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What's yours?
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Terrific.
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With a line like that, you could
become a monk.
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"Excuse me, I don't mean to be
forward, but...Are you a professional model?
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No way!
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Oh, go on.
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Laugh if you wanna, but this
stuff is dynamite.
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You're gonna score so much, Burt
Reynolds is gonna be callin' you for pointers.
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Bernie, I don't want to score.
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I just want to meet a nice girl.
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Okay.
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Does she look like a nice girl
to you?
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Yeah.
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Watch...you watchin'?
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Excuse me...Excuse me.
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I don't mean to be forward,
but....Are you a professional model?
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Why yes.
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How did you know?
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Oh, I just...I thought you were.
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Would you like a lift somewhere?
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Can I drop you someplace?
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Sure.
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Well, hi.
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Welcome aboard.
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Hi.
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We're Mr. and Mrs. Desmond.
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Oh, newlyweds.
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Oh no.
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We've been married five hours.
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Oh, well then, happy
anniversary.
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Thank you.
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Which way to the promenade deck?
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Through this door and up the
stairs.
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Have a great honeymoon.
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Oh,you can bet on it.
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Ohhh...
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Max, will you kindly not make a
scene here.
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Gladys, this is ridiculous.
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We're stuck on a ship for a week
with six hundred strangers.
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We could have been in Rome.
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We've been there three times.
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I am bored with Rome.
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Bored with Rome?
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Fifteen years ago we were happy
to have a nail to hang your bathing suit on in the bathhouse
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I hope we're never like that.
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No way.
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I don't even know where coney
island is.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Welcome aboard.
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Hello, I'm wendel snead.
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This is my wife, ida.
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Well, how do you do?
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We're in c-one-twenty.
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That's on the coral deck.
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Coral deck...Sounds so exotic.
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You can take the elevator in the
lobby.
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Thank you.
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Oh...when we get to cabo San
Lucas,
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do you think our grandchildren
could come on board and look around?
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Oh, yes, of course.
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I'd love to give them a tour.
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Oh, wendel.
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I wonder what they look like.
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You see, our daughter's been
living in Mexico for the past ten years.
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We've never seen our
grandchildren.
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I can't wait to meet them.
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I bet they can't wait to meet
you either.
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Bye-bye,
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hello.
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Wendel, this is so luxurious.
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It must be costing a fortune.
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to fly?
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Now, ida, you know what the
doctor said.
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No flying for you.
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But how can we afford it?
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I knew there was something I
forgot to tell you.
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I won the Irish sweepstakes.
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Isaac!
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It's contribution time again.
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I need your ten dollars for the
crew emergency fund.
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Catch me later.
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Isaac!
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Listen, gopher, I can't skip out
on you.
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I'm not that good a swimmer...
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And by the way, how much money
you got in the box?
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Six hundred and thirty-five
dollars.
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In that case, you give me ten
bucks,yeah
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which you owe me, by the way,
from our last gin rummy game.
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Catch me later.
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Excuse me.
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Did I hear you say you play gin
rummy?
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Ah well, sir, some of us play,
and some of us win.
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I love gin.
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Maybe we'll get together later
on.
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Well, that depends.
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You a player or a winner?
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Wendel, you're terrible at
cards.
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Well, what better place to
practice?
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My place or yours?
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Now rest assured,herb, we'll
take good care of your daughter.
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I appreciate it, merrill, but
Sheila's different.
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Yeah, she...She's an
innocent...She's never vacationed alone before.
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Now don't worry.
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I've assigned dr.Bricker here to
look after her.
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You can count on me, Mr.
Lawrence.
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
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Please forgive me.
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Sheila, darling...
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Are you all right?
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You've got to watch yourself.
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It was an accident, daddy.
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I think I could look after her.
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You didn't forget to tip the
cabby?
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And did you pack your vitamins?
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And be careful of what you eat.
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And don't drink the water.
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Daddy!
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I can take care of myself.
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Tell him, captain.
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Yes...yes, of course.
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Be careful of who you talk to.
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There are a lot of weird guys on
a ship.
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Daddy...
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You see, she doesn't date much.
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Daddy, really.
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Well, have a good time,
sweetheart.
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It'll be a slice of heaven.
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All right, herb.
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Let's go.
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Now come on, there's nothing to
worry about now.
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Dr.bricker is the best man I
have.
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He'll treat her...Treat your
daughter just like...
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I don't mean to be forward, but
are you a professional model?
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I used to be, but now I'm a
doctor.
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I haven't seen you wear that
since our wedding, thirty-eight years ago.
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You don't think it's out of
style for a cruise, do you?
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Not if the cruise is
thirty-eight years ago.
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I guess you're right...You're
having a good time, aren't you?
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Oh, yes, wendel.
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Thank you.
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You deserve it, ida.
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But, dear...How did you afford
all this?
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I told you not to worry about
it.
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Well, I will worry about it,
unless I know.
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Well, I...I took out a small
mortgage on the house.
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You took out a mortgage?
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How will we pay it back?
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Ida, I know where to get the
money.
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But we only have our pension.
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We could lose our home.
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Ida, haven't I always managed to
provide for us?
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I know we haven't lived like
kings...
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I'm sorry, wendel.
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I trust you.
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I know everything will be all
right.
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Well then, give us a smile.
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You're here to enjoy yourself,
remember?....That's better.
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Julie:Good afternoon, ladies and
gentlemen.
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This is Julie McCoy, your cruise
director.
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Our first session of jackpot
bingo will be starting in just fifteen minutes in the acapulco
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How 'bout that?
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As I recall, you were always the
prettiest and the best bingo player at every church social.
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Were?
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Well, you're still the
prettiest.
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And I'm still the best.
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Then hop to it.
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Aren't you coming with me?
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I'm not as pretty as I used to
be.
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And I want to see if I can
remember how to play gin rummy.
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I'll see you later.
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Okay.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Nine of hearts...
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..Jack of clubs.....
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Ida, forgive me.
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Hello.
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Mr.and mrs.Watkins, I'd like you
to meet the desmonds.
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Hi.
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The desmonds are newlyweds.
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Never would have guessed.
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Enjoy your dinner.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hi...We're the desmonds.
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Oh...
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Hi, fella.
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I'm Scott.
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And I'm Gladys Watkins and this
is my husband, Max.
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Thank you, dear...
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When were you married?
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This morning.
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Oh...
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And you're still talking to each
other.
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We've been married twenty-five
years.
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Yeah, in some states you get
less for murder.
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Now I suggest either the Polo
ala cacciatore confungi, or a nice new england boiled dinner.
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Both very good.
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It looks sort of fascinating.
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Oh...sir...
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Yes?
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Um...I'd like you to meet mr.And
Mrs. Wendel snead.
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This is captain stubing.
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How do you do?
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How do you do?
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Hello.
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May I compliment you on your
wonderful crew?
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Why, thank you.
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I must say, miss McCoy calls a
mean game of bingo.
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And gopher's a mighty mean gin
rummy player.
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He took me for a dollar
twenty-seven this afternoon.
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I hope you let me get even with
you tonight.
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Ah...warn you, I hear that
gopher is a pretty good player.
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You know....I might just get
lucky myself.
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Sheila...you're looking for
trouble.
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Really, doctor, I can take care
of myself.
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As long as neatness doesn't
count.
247
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Let me lay it out for you.
248
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That guy at that table is
nothing but a cruise ship cowboy,
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looking to add another notch to
his life preserver.
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He only wants one thing from
you.
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He'll take your heart and rip it
apart.
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And then he'll stomp on it and
squish it and turn it into hamburger meat.
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And then he'll leave you on the
dock crying for your mother.
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..And then you know what he'll
do?
255
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He'll just go off and look for
somebody else.
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Do you think you could introduce
me?
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Good evening, miss Lawrence.
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You okay?
259
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,366
Would you like something?
260
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,162
Well...
261
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,371
Ah, captain...May I have a word
with you?
262
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,206
Certainly.
263
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:13,708
Excuse me.
264
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:13,962
Excuse me.
265
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:20,667
Hello again.
266
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,180
Captain, I have a horrible
confession to make.
267
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:24,971
I'm a lousy chaperone.
268
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,643
Maybe a little practice will
help.
269
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:33,561
Oh, no...
270
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,935
I'm not trying to pick you
up....I think I'm in love with you.
271
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,567
That's not love.
272
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,105
Those are hunger pangs.
273
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,033
Go eat your dinner.
274
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:11,726
Isn't it beautiful?
275
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:12,849
So calm, yet dark and
mysterious.
276
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,606
I just love the sea at night.
277
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,520
Why?
278
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,317
You can't see anything.
279
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,532
Doesn't it make you feel
insignificant?
280
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:26,951
The enormity of it all.
281
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,617
I can't see it.
282
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,674
Please make a note to send the
champagne and fruit to the promenade deck.
283
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:36,464
Ah, pardon me....
284
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,632
Yes?
285
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,420
I hate to be a bother, but is
there a doctor on the ship?
286
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,304
Well, yes, of course.
287
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,130
What's the problem?
288
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:42,844
A stomach ache.
289
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,343
Must have been something I ate.
290
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,255
Oh.
291
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,142
Probably at home.
292
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:46,968
Not here.
293
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:47,852
Here the food's delicious.
294
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,348
Well, I tell you what.
295
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,520
Why don't you go to your cabin
and lie down, and I'll send the doctor to you.
296
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,430
Thank you.
297
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,307
Excuse me.
298
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,143
Your cabin number.
299
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:55,977
Oh, aloha three-five-eight.
300
00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,481
Got it.
301
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,185
Thanks.
302
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,404
A grown woman with a chaperone.
303
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:03,991
It's ridiculous.
304
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,069
Well, it could have been worse.
305
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,450
How?
306
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,452
Thank you.
307
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,492
Oh, doc.
308
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,328
Hi, Sheila.
309
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,462
Hi.
310
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:15,868
I should have known I'd find you
two in the moonlight.
311
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,629
Doc, there is a fellow in aloha
three-fifty-eight with a stomach ache.
312
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:23,713
Okay?
313
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:26,470
Sorry.
314
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,260
I gotta play doctor.
315
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,340
Come on.
316
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,177
I'll take you to your cabin.
317
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,762
I think I'll just stay here a
little while.
318
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,847
I won't be long.
319
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:33,641
Enjoy the moonlight without me.
320
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:48,985
I love the..
321
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,525
I love the way your moon re...
322
00:15:55,454 --> 00:16:01,344
I love the way your eyes reflect
the shimmering moonlight on the rippling water.
323
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,054
Oh, Howard.
324
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,218
Just a minute.
325
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:13,972
Yeah?
326
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,466
Hi, I'm doctor bricker.
327
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,114
How're you doing?
328
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:22,859
Fine, thanks.
329
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,189
Can I help?
330
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,276
No.
331
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,411
I seem to be doin' just great by
myself.
332
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,618
But if I run into anything that
I can't handle, I'll be sure to give you a call.
333
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,334
My words are merely the thumping
of my heart put into language.
334
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,630
Oh, Howard, you have the most
romantic way of speaking.
335
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:55,473
See you tomorrow.
336
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,481
Did the moonlight suffer without
me?
337
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,476
It's the best moonlight I've
ever seen.
338
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,418
Oh...oh...wow...
339
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,418
Like it?
340
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,295
Like it?
341
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,131
I love it.
342
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:30,965
Take it off....
343
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,313
Well, what do you say we get
some sleep?
344
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,311
I want to get up early.
345
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,192
I hear there's a shuffleboard
contest tomorrow.
346
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,099
Oh, golly, we don't want to miss
that.
347
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,693
Oh, darling......We're so lucky
to have each other.
348
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,486
Yeah.
349
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,321
Not like that couple in the
dining room.
350
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,536
I mean here we are in each
other's arms and...Right now they're probably at each other's
351
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,329
Well, let's not think about them
and their silly fighting.
352
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,789
I have other things on my mind.
353
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,668
I do, too.
354
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,682
But you know, she sort of does
have a point.
355
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,851
What're you talkin' about?
356
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,814
She's the one who dragged him on
a ship he didn't want to be on.
357
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,555
Well, then he should've been
more involved in the planning.
358
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,483
Like you were involved in our
honeymoon.
359
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,533
What're you talkin' about?
360
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,031
I asked you if you wanted to go
to Aspen, Hawaii or Miami.
361
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,074
You said let's take a cruise.
362
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:44,874
Are you sorry you're here?
363
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,669
I...i didn't say that.
364
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,050
Well then exactly what did you
say?
365
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,088
Well...i don't know what I said.
366
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,679
Well, then it must not have been
very important, or you wouldn't have forgotten it.
367
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:58,681
Can you recite the gettysburg
address?
368
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,561
What?
369
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,770
Uh-huh...that's important, and
you forgot it.
370
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,400
I married a crazy person.
371
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,119
Well, gopher, it looks like
three hundred and twenty-one dollars you owe me.
372
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,664
Three hundred and twenty-one
dollars?
373
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,418
I guess my luck's improving.
374
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:30,747
There you are, wendel.
375
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,916
Still playing gin at this hour?
376
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:34,876
I'm getting to like it.
377
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,085
Well, I'm off to bed, and you
should be too.
378
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,425
And look at gopher, he's
exhausted.
379
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,720
I think that's enough gin for
one night.
380
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,848
I'll be with you as soon as I
collect my winnings.
381
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,353
Gopher, pay him the five
dollars, and then he'll let you go to bed.
382
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,440
Mr.snead, I don't think I have
three hundred and twenty-one dollars in my checking account.
383
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,237
That's cash, gopher.
384
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,322
Cash?
385
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,156
After all, I paid you cash when
I lost.
386
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,781
You don't have to pay me right
away.
387
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,618
Thank you.
388
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,452
By noon tomorrow's fine.
389
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:08,708
Noon tomorrow?
390
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,785
Three hundred and twenty-one
dollars.
391
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,047
Sure do know how to keep the
passengers happy.
392
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,094
Let's see...Three hundred and
forty-two....No, three twenty-one.
393
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,682
That's what it comes out to
....Three-two-one.
394
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:26,984
That's right.
395
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:27,809
Hi, gopher.
396
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,519
Mr. Snead.
397
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,154
You want a nightcap before I
close up?
398
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:32,980
Thanks, Isaac.
399
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:33,895
I'll have a gin.
400
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,322
Ah, gin's your drink, and gin's
your game.
401
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,191
Huh?
402
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,027
Care to join me?
403
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:40,948
In which one?
404
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,198
Both, if you like.
405
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:44,577
You're on.
406
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,887
Passengers who wish to take a
land tour when we reach cabo San Lucas,
407
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:07,979
please report to the purser's
office.
408
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,098
Thank you.
409
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,095
If we were in Rome now, you'd be
looking at the coliseum.
410
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:13,857
Aren't these sights better?
411
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,359
Would you be happier, Gladys, if
I closed my eyes?
412
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:19,238
I'd settle for your mouth.
413
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:22,990
Julie!
414
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:23,663
Yeah?
415
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,450
Ah, look, I gotta find gopher.
416
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:24,873
Have you seen him?
417
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:25,620
No.
418
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:26,331
Oh.
419
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,000
Can I help you?
420
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,248
No, but if you see gopher, tell
him I gotta talk to him.
421
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,384
Okay....oh, hi, doc.
422
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,208
Hi, Sheila.
423
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,420
Hello, mr.Snead.
424
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,336
Oh, hi.
425
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,474
Where's ida?
426
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,800
She's having a little rest.
427
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,554
She's played so much bingo,
she's seeing numbers before her eyes.
428
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,011
Mmm...how 'bout a little
company?
429
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,057
I'll play you crazy eights.
430
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,390
I don't know how to play that.
431
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,234
Gin?
432
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,060
You twisted my arm.
433
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:54,856
Oh, good.
434
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,736
You know, I can't get over how
silly we were last night.
435
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,068
You know, you're really good at
fighting.
436
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,203
You're really good at making up.
437
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:02,989
Ahh...
438
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:08,985
Uh-oh, look who's here.
439
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,453
Punch and Judy...
440
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:13,790
Hi.
441
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:16,706
Hi.
442
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:17,593
Hi.
443
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,419
Hey.
444
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,303
Enjoying your cruise?
445
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,549
Oh, yes.
446
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,720
I'd rather be in Rome, but
thanks to my travel agent here...
447
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,217
You're not gonna start that
again, are you, Max?
448
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,264
Hey...hey...we don't always get
what we want out of life.
449
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:31,307
I mean...Ellen and
I discussed our trip like two rational people,
450
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,483
and it so happened that this
time we got to do what she
451
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,402
wanted to do.
452
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,480
What I wanted?
453
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,944
Well, I mean what we both
wanted.
454
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,275
I mean, if it were up to me, I
probably would have gone to Aspen, but what the heck.
455
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:44,401
I'm making the best of it.
456
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,738
Making the best of it?
457
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:46,492
Ah...honey...you're getting me
all wrong.
458
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:48,906
I'm getting you right.
459
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,912
The next time you go on a
honeymoon, you make the plans.
460
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,795
You know, I bet you don't win an
argument till you've been married at least ten years.
461
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,178
You know, you're a regular Henry
kissinger.
462
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,511
Gladys, they have to find out
what marriage is all about.
463
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,557
Fighting isn't what it's all
about.
464
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,143
We have plenty of good times,
don't we?
465
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:15,765
Name one.
466
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:16,772
Oh, Max, I'm being serious.
467
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,820
So am I.
468
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,068
Come on, Gladys...Good times,
bad times.
469
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:23,986
Who cares?
470
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,319
It's all about being
together...And that's all good.
471
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:28,617
Ah, Max, I do love you.
472
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,535
Mmm...try to tell them that.
473
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:33,412
Maybe I will.
474
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:35,827
Gladys....!
475
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,633
Maybe you should wear a hat.
476
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:40,629
This Mexican sun strikes fast.
477
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,503
Doctor please...
478
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,801
You sure you don't want to take
a swim?
479
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:50,676
No, thanks.
480
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:51,682
I don't like to swim.
481
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,067
I think I'll take a swim.
482
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,544
Hi.
483
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:14,368
Hi.
484
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,119
How are you?
485
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:24,125
Fine...you'd better talk fast,
because my secret service man will be here any second.
486
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:29,045
Okay, flipper, move it or lose
it..
487
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:41,733
Here.
488
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:42,653
Don't catch cold.
489
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,067
I didn't know he would be there.
490
00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:54,124
On you, droplets of water seem
to be diamonds.
491
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,119
Hi, Isaac.
492
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,919
How bout a drink doc?
493
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,539
No, thanks, but it's nice of you
to offer.
494
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,586
Sure.
495
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:04,038
What would you like?
496
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:04,917
A piña collada.
497
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,957
Coming up.
498
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:22,063
On you, droplets of water appear
to be diamonds.
499
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:24,231
Oh, Howard.
500
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:51,629
For you.
501
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,341
I don't want your presents.
502
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,965
This is a peace offering.
503
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,976
Take it or I'll wrap it around
your neck!
504
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:03,139
I'll take it when you admit you
were wrong.
505
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,478
Okay,i was wrong.
506
00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:07,652
I was wrong to tell the truth
and admit I would rather be in Aspen.
507
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:08,442
Oh....you can keep your
Turkey...Turkey.
508
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:14,490
Kids....oh, kids...Please don't
let this happen.
509
00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:16,702
You're beginning to sound just
like Max and me.
510
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:18,833
Gladys, this isn't your fight.
511
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,450
Oh, yes it is.
512
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,957
It is exactly our style...The
stubbornness, the pettiness,
513
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,245
and the stupid pig-headedness..
514
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:30,297
Look I just wanted you to know
that we're not always like that.
515
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,970
Sometimes we're very loving and
close.
516
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:37,179
Gladys, don't mix in.
517
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,222
Look, it's just that sometimes
it seems that fighting is the only way that we can
518
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,694
And I'm so sorry that we did it
in front of you.
519
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:45,439
Gladys, don't apologize for us.
520
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,735
Well, it looks like you're
communicating right now.
521
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,364
More than I could say for you.
522
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:58,744
How about this for
communication...Take a hike!
523
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:02,871
I got you the wrong animal.
524
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,164
I should have bought you a mule!
525
00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:16,092
Now you see what you've done.
526
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,886
Busy messing up their lives when
you should have been with me at the skeet shoot.
527
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:20,848
Oh, shoot this!
528
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:28,149
P.a: Good morning.
529
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:30,359
The twelve o'clock luncheon
seating will begin in half an hour in the coral dining room.
530
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,067
Bon appetit.....
531
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:42,736
Ah, gopher, it's me, Isaac.
532
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,366
Open up.
533
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:45,254
Oh...isaac, listen...
534
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,040
I'm...I'm not decent.
535
00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:47,122
Listen, I'll settle for half
decent.
536
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,093
Ah, come back later, will ya?
537
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,378
Listen, gopher, I gotta talk to
you.
538
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,169
It's a matter of life and death.
539
00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:57,931
All right.Just a minute.Hang on.
540
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,599
Listen, gopher, I'm in a jam and
you're the only one that can help me out.
541
00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:01,428
I understand.
542
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,563
We'll get together sometime next
week.
543
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,099
Listen, this is important.
544
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,682
Now you've got the emergency
fund, right?
545
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,477
How did you know I have the
emergency fund?
546
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,100
You're in charge of the
emergency fund.
547
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,647
Now I need to make a loan, and I
need to make it now.
548
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:12,983
Oh...you need to make a loan.
549
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:13,896
Ah-huh.
550
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:14,783
Oh...well...
551
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:15,569
Yeah.
552
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:18,569
What's that lamp doing there?
553
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:19,315
I was reading in bed.
554
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:21,700
Gopher, this is serious.
555
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:24,622
Now I owe mr.Snead a lot of
money.
556
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:25,412
Oh, mr.Snead....
557
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,497
Yeah.
558
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,342
After you left the bar last
night...Well, we kinda got into a little game of gin.
559
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,129
There's one born every
minute...Actually, there's two born every minute.
560
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,096
How much did you lose?
561
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:45,474
Three hundred and twenty-one
dollars.
562
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:47,520
Boy, do you play rotten.
563
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,230
I only lost a hundred and
forty-nine.
564
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:55,976
Oh, boy, I'll bet...I'll bet you
that's snead, and I'll bet you he wants his money.
565
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:56,647
So how do you know that?
566
00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:57,364
You haven't even answered it.
567
00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,154
It might be the captain.
568
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,777
By the way, it is not good news.
569
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:01,574
Listen, answer it.
570
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:08,287
Yeoman purser Smith....Yeah,
Julie?
571
00:29:11,749 --> 00:29:12,499
Oh, you're kidding?
572
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:15,087
Oh, no...Oh, Julie.
573
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,260
Julie, how could you let,
574
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:21,261
Mr. Snead do that to you?
575
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:23,677
How much did she lose?
576
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:24,471
Sixty-seven dollars.
577
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,388
Hm.
578
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:28,644
After snead she's the next
biggest winner.
579
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,016
No, Julie, just relax.
580
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,312
No, no, no...No, I'll think of
something.
581
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,018
Sure.
582
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:40,736
Okay, keep in touch......Oh...
583
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,198
Hi, guys.
584
00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:44,991
Let me try that again....Hi,
guys.
585
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,037
That was my best shot.
586
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,041
Doc, we've got a problem here.
587
00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:53,171
I almost had a problem.
588
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,079
A kindly old gentleman almost
suckered me into a gin game.
589
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,879
You didn't play with him, did
you?
590
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:00,013
Are you crazy?
591
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:02,089
He was working with a marked
deck.
592
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,965
How do you know it was a marked
deck?
593
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,052
Elementary.
594
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,846
I have the hands of a surgeon.
595
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,851
The eyes of an eagle...And an
ex-wife who's a dealer in Vegas.
596
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:25,914
Okay, we all set?
597
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:26,320
Hm-hm.
598
00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:26,817
Yeah.
599
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:27,738
Where's Mrs. Snead?
600
00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:28,905
In the beauty parlor.
601
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:29,993
And Julie's keeping the captain
busy.
602
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:31,118
Yeah.
603
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,874
Yeah, but Julie felt kind of bad
about cheating mr.Snead.
604
00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:35,421
He cheated us.
605
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,710
Look, you gotta fight fire with
fire.
606
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:38,252
She felt bad.
607
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:39,126
I don't.
608
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,462
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
609
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:41,377
Maybe Julie's right.
610
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:42,424
It's only money.
611
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,587
I mean, among the three of you,
how much you out?
612
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,636
Five hundred and thirty-seven
dollars.
613
00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:46,468
Over the top!
614
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:01,730
Twelve o'clock.
615
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:02,528
Right on the button.
616
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:06,530
Did you bring the.....?
617
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:09,157
Here it is.
618
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:10,492
You can count it, if you'd like.
619
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,497
Oh, no...Count it.
620
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:13,539
Mr.snead, I took that money from
the ship's emergency fund.
621
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,461
I sure would like a chance to
win some of it back.
622
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,500
No, gopher.
623
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,963
I don't want you to get in any
deeper than you are.
624
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,553
Well, what makes you so sure
that you're going to win?
625
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:23,091
Uh...well, who said I was sure?
626
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:27,335
Then let's see what the cards
say.
627
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:34,848
What are you doing?
628
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:35,644
Ah...captain...he's got eyes
everywhere...
629
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,107
Oh, I'll sit there.
630
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,479
The couch is much more
comfortable.
631
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:49,742
All right.
632
00:32:31,949 --> 00:32:33,699
He's collecting fours and clubs.
633
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:41,708
Lunch is now being served in the
coral dining room.
634
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:45,593
Our special today is number four
...Club sandwich.
635
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,887
May we also recommend our
chicken ala king.
636
00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:52,638
Our chefs really put their
hearts into this one.
637
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,897
McCoy...
638
00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:11,355
Captain stubing...Sir, I'd like
to go over some of the details for the party tonight.
639
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,197
Yeah, well, I was just going in
to lunch.
640
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:14,452
That chicken ala king sounds
good.
641
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,874
Yeah, I understand, sir, but
I've just a few of these details...
642
00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:17,913
Later, miss McCoy.
643
00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:20,075
I don't want them to run out of
chicken ala king.
644
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,134
Yeah...captain!....captain, sir,
I really do have to talk to you.
645
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:22,708
Miss McCoy, I'm starved.
646
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,089
See me after lunch.
647
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,222
There'll be a full dress party
on the lido deck tonight.
648
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,009
Isn't that Isaac?
649
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:33,393
Yes, sir.
650
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:34,929
He's terrific, isn't he?
651
00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,812
Yes, ladies, you can wear your
diamonds, so discard any other plans you may have.
652
00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:44,232
Overdoing it a bit, I'd say.
653
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,030
Snead needs a nine of spades to
make gin.
654
00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:57,829
Our foreign film festival
continues this afternoon with,
655
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:00,749
"Nein, mein leibchen" starring
hildegard spaderhoff.
656
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:10,297
Coming.
657
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:18,806
Oh, hi, Sheila.
658
00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:20,982
Hi, doc.
659
00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:21,808
Doc isn't here.
660
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,393
I haven't seen him for the past
hour.
661
00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:25,855
He must be making house calls.
662
00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:28,568
Uh...uh...come in.....
663
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,543
If I'd gone without seeing you
for another five minutes
664
00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:50,957
i wouldn't have been responsible
for my actions.
665
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,797
Oh...howard, you always have the
perfect thing to say right on the tip of your tongue.
666
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:58,681
This is Isaac, your bartender
saying...Run one-two-three,
667
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:06,398
to the starlight lounge where
we're serving martinis that are nearly all gin.
668
00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:08,694
Gin?
669
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:12,743
Nearly all gin?
670
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:16,695
Now he's doing plugs for his
martinis.
671
00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:22,996
Baby, this isn't just one of
those things.
672
00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:25,333
This is a for real relationship.
673
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,128
Oh, Howard, you make me so
happy.
674
00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:31,587
I can't wait till you meet my
father.
675
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,631
He was afraid I'd meet one of
those phonies on board...
676
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,011
Someone who'd take advantage of
me.
677
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:38,178
But you....Oh....Oh, Howard..
678
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:49,648
What's the book?
679
00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:51,398
Book?
680
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:52,282
Is that a book?
681
00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:53,398
"No girl can resist this line.
682
00:35:55,778 --> 00:36:00,198
"Baby, this isn't just one of
those things, this is a for real relationship."
683
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:01,703
Ah, Sheila....No.
684
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:02,744
"How to hit on girls"
685
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:03,577
oh, please, I...
686
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:06,248
"How to hit on girls!...."
687
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:08,749
Please...
688
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,083
How 'bout how to hit on boys.
689
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:10,957
No....oh, no....
690
00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:14,513
How 'bout how to hit on boys.
691
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,762
Good afternoon, this is the
officer of the watch.
692
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:27,888
If you look off the port side,
you can see a rather large school of dolphins.
693
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,145
But, captain, he's a crook.
694
00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:39,106
That doesn't explain your
behavior.
695
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:41,946
But, captain, listen, we were
only trying to beat him at his own game.
696
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,623
If he were a nudist, would you
run around naked?
697
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:50,173
Come in.
698
00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:53,629
Captain stubing, sir!
699
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,801
Mr.snead....i owe you an
apology.
700
00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:01,591
They owe you an apology.
701
00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:05,307
My crew has been cheating you at
cards.
702
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,809
I thought I was just unlucky.
703
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,524
I assure you, they will be dealt
with.
704
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,436
Dealt with?
705
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:15,323
How?
706
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:17,359
They'll be dismissed.
707
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:23,623
They're gonna lose their jobs?
708
00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:26,489
That's what it means.
709
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,827
No, captain.
710
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,002
That' wouldn't be fair.
711
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,381
I was cheating them, too.
712
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:43,430
Mr.snead...you should be
ashamed.
713
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:44,511
I am ashamed.
714
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:48,675
I only did it because I
desperately needed the money.
715
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,846
I mortgaged our house to pay for
this cruise.
716
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,896
Ida wanted so much to see her
grandchildren.
717
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:59,282
I have no way to pay that money
back...Oh, my god.
718
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,410
This is gonna kill ida.
719
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:28,215
Sir, we have got our money back.
720
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,636
Yes, captain, don't you
think....
721
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:41,074
Mr. Snead....It looks to me like
things are just about even.
722
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,532
Let's consider this matter
closed.
723
00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:12,766
Listen, Sheila, I have to get
this off my chest.
724
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,560
This whole thing is Bernie's
fault.
725
00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:22,736
See what I saved you from?
726
00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,778
Now he's talking to himself.
727
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:30,203
He's probably the only one he
could find who'd listen.
728
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,168
Mind if I sit down?
729
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,460
Oh, no, please do.
730
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:42,250
Where's your husband?
731
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,338
Who cares?
732
00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,354
Bourbon on the rocks, please.
733
00:39:50,429 --> 00:39:51,259
Comin' up.
734
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:54,017
Well, it's you.
735
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:54,520
Great.
736
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,350
Just what I needed.
737
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:57,475
Hey, I was here first,
troublemaker.
738
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,151
Troublemaker?
739
00:39:59,230 --> 00:39:59,980
Me?
740
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:00,984
That's right.
741
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,975
Because of you, my wife isn't
speaking to me.
742
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:06,607
Well, my wife isn't speaking to
me either, and I'm on my honeymoon.
743
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:10,155
What do you want me to do, ask
you to dance?
744
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,201
Here we are, folks.
745
00:40:11,283 --> 00:40:15,913
This is our lido deck and the
swimming pool is real.
746
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,665
Oh, hello!
747
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,840
Hi.
748
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,168
Julie, gopher...
749
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,763
Mr.snead wanted you to meet the
family, especially the grandchildren.
750
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,169
Hi.
751
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:29,337
And this is Sarah, and bill, my
daughter Anita, and her husband frank.
752
00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:30,386
Well, how do you do?
753
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:31,759
Mucho gusto.
754
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,136
Now, Julie, don't forget you
promised to show them all over the ship.
755
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,063
It'll be my pleasure.
756
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:38,351
And then we'll come back and
join the party.
757
00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:40,515
How 'bout if I show you the
captain's quarters?
758
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,114
Great.
759
00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:41,808
We'll go up to the bridge.
760
00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:42,817
He won't even know we're there.
761
00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:44,858
Come on.
762
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,876
I don't understand it.
763
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:08,721
Before we were married, Scott
and I never fought.
764
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:12,719
I remember once Max and I didn't
have a single argument for six whole weeks.
765
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:16,391
His jaw was broken.
766
00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,102
Sheila, I have to get this off
my chest.
767
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,016
It's all Bernie's fault.
768
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,943
See he gave me....
769
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:56,006
Gentlemen, I spend a lot of time
over the years dispensing advice.
770
00:41:58,265 --> 00:41:59,595
You want to know what I think?
771
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:00,483
I don't.
772
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,139
I don't.
773
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,976
Listen to me, kid...Play hard to
get.
774
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,237
She'll come around.
775
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:13,278
You gotta keep women under your
thumb, or you'll lose control.
776
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,624
Well, I got a better idea, Max.
777
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,618
I'm gonna tell her I'm sorry.
778
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:18,451
Why?
779
00:42:18,535 --> 00:42:19,325
You weren't wrong.
780
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:20,451
Neither was she.
781
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:23,958
Max, someone's gotta say i'm
sorry,
782
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:27,461
or each day the...The anger gets
buried a little deeper until one day you find
783
00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:29,804
it's so deep, it'll never come
out.
784
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,260
You don't understand, kid.
785
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:37,221
Marriages may be made in heaven,
but they're lived in Pittsburgh.
786
00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:40,144
What Gladys and I have ...May
not be perfect,
787
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:44,274
but it's all we've got ....And
that's okay with me.
788
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,813
Well, if it's so okay, Max.
789
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,726
How come you're sitting here
and...She's sitting over there?
790
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:04,666
Ellen, I'm sorry.
791
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:05,538
Wrong.
792
00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:06,464
Wrong?
793
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:07,632
I'm sorry.
794
00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,379
Gladys...
795
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:58,971
I'm...um...I'm sorry.
796
00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:07,772
Oh, Max, you haven't said i'm
sorry in...In twenty-five years.
797
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:14,572
I'm sorry for that, too.
798
00:44:14,651 --> 00:44:17,031
Oh, Max....
799
00:44:31,293 --> 00:44:34,303
Listen, Sheila....I have to get
this off your chest.
800
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,550
I mean off my chest.
801
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:37,422
It's Bernie's fault.
802
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,128
He gave me the book.
803
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:41,348
See, beautiful girls don't go
for me.
804
00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:43,598
But you're different.
805
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,930
I don't mean that you're not
beautiful,
806
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:52,436
you are,to me anyway.What I mean
is, Sheila, that,if you were my
807
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:58,823
girl.I'd be so proud.I'd climb
the highest mountain and i'd yell.
808
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,282
She's my girl!
809
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:02,115
She's my girl!
810
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,119
She's my girl!
811
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:12,753
You didn't get that out of any
book.
812
00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:21,466
Isaac.
813
00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:29,021
Mr.snead,we know that mortgage
money has been on your mind,
814
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:33,731
and so the crew got together and
they decided to give you this.
815
00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:34,734
What's this?
816
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:37,935
That's the money from the ship's
emergency fund.
817
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:42,196
We use that....When one of us is
in trouble.
818
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:44,947
Why are you giving it to me?
819
00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:49,083
Well, like Isaac said when one
of our family is in trouble.
820
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,043
Family?
821
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:54,673
You'd consider me family after
what I've done to you?
822
00:45:54,751 --> 00:45:55,841
After I lied to you?
823
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,509
After I cheated you?
824
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:02,969
Being part of a family means
knowing how to forgive, too.
825
00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:05,718
And here we are.
826
00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:09,684
Back where we started.
827
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,686
How lucky can one man get.
828
00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:20,193
I've got two families.
829
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,715
Scott and I have been talking it
over.
830
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,050
What do you say we all spend our
vacation together next year?
831
00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,136
I think it's a wonderful idea.
832
00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,431
Yeah, we could go to Rome.
833
00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:49,564
We could go to Aspen.
834
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,520
Rome?
835
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:51,349
Aspen?
836
00:46:51,433 --> 00:46:52,733
We were thinking about another
cruise.
837
00:46:52,809 --> 00:46:54,729
Oh, well, if you insist.
838
00:46:54,811 --> 00:46:57,401
If I'm forced to.
839
00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:58,271
She's engaged?
840
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,227
How could that be?
841
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:01,277
A thousand to one shot.
842
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,900
Oh, she doesn't know what she's
doing.
843
00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:03,736
She's an innocent.
844
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:06,910
Another thousand to one shot.
845
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:11,870
Herb, be happy that she found
someone to love her for what she is.
846
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,254
You're right.
847
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,080
Daddy!
848
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:15,004
Sheila!
849
00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:16,882
Honey...oh...
850
00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:17,959
This is Howard.
851
00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:23,133
Hello....I'd know that walk
anywhere.
852
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:26,425
You're miss america.
853
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:30,140
Darling, you don't need this
anymore.
854
00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:40,145
All ashore who's going ashore.
855
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,736
Merrill, what the hell have you
done?!!
856
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:52,156
Done?
857
00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:56,624
Herb, they're made for each
other.
858
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:01,745
Well, I'm certainly gonna miss
you guys on my one day off.
859
00:48:01,837 --> 00:48:02,837
No kidding?
860
00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:03,711
We're not gonna miss you.
861
00:48:03,797 --> 00:48:04,587
Hey...hi...
862
00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:05,513
Hi.
863
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,511
I'll remember this cruise as
long as I live.
864
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,933
Ah, we're glad you enjoyed
yourself.
865
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:10,802
Please, come back again.
866
00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:11,717
You bet we will.
867
00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,265
I can't wait to meet my
grandchildren again.
868
00:48:13,348 --> 00:48:15,518
Gopher, I'll pay that money
back.
869
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,141
Every penny of it somehow.
870
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:18,097
You take your time.
871
00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:20,146
At least this way you won't lose
your house.
872
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,980
But I don't want to lose my
friends either.
873
00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,815
Gopher, is he still trying to
collect gambling debts from you?
874
00:48:24,901 --> 00:48:25,691
Well...
875
00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:26,447
Well, forget it.
876
00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:30,448
I'll pay wendel the five
dollars.
877
00:48:30,532 --> 00:48:31,662
Should we get a cab here now?
878
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,332
Yes.
879
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:35,411
Bye bye.
880
00:48:35,461 --> 00:48:40,011
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