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Original subtitles

♪Love, exciting and new.♪

♪Come aboard, we're expecting you♪

♪Love, life's sweetest reward.♪

♪Let it flow, it floats back to you♪

♪the love boat soon will be making another run.♪

♪The love boat promises something for everyone♪

♪set a course for adventure♪

♪your mind on a new romance♪

♪love won't hurt anymore.♪

♪It's an open smile on a friendly shore♪

♪yes, love .welcome aboard, it's love.♪

Gopher, where have you been!

My car had a flat tire?

What's in the bag...

Hey, Julie great talking to you, gotta go...

Gopher....

Keep in touch.

Gopher!

Bye now....

Miss McCoy, I always enjoy greeting the passengers, but where is yeoman purser

Smith, the officer who is paid to do it?

Uh, sir, maybe his car had a flat tire.

Maybe it didn't.

Maybe it didn't.

Hi, I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director.

Oh, hello, I'm Cynthia Parker and this is my daughter Anne.

Hello.

She's a little self conscious.

She just had...You know...Cosmetic surgery.

Oh, well, you don't have to worry, we'll have her feeling relaxed in no time.

Thank you.

If you don't mind my asking, who did your nose?

The man upstairs.

You're lucky to live in a doctor's building.

C'mon, Annie.

Listen, did my mom get here yet?

Not yet, but there's still plenty of time.

You know, this is the first real vacation she's had in years....

Well, since my dad died.

Yeah, I can't wait to meet her.

I have a few things to tell her about her son.

Not her son, her baby.

I mean, she still thinks of me as kind of a little boy with a Teddy bear.

Ooh, like the one tucked in your bed?

Beats sleeping alone.....

Listen, just let me know when my mom gets here, all right?

Issac!

Boy, you sure have a young mother.

I said, you sure have a young mother.

I was just remarking about how young your mother was.

Charlene, what are you doing here?

I got tired of waiting for you in port, so I decided to take a cruise.

Good deciding.

Except one thing...My mom's coming on this cruise too.

That's okay.

I don't mind sharing you with an older woman.

Hello.

I want you to meet gopher.

Gopher this is my girl the one I've been talking about.

Oh.

Hi, hi, Martha.

Helen? Lisa?

Just kidding, just kidding.

This has to be charlene, right?

Hi.

Welcome aboard.

Charlene, uh, I think I better show you to your cabin.

Keep an eye out for my mom?

Sure.

Should I let you know when Martha, Helen and Lisa arrive, too?

Cute....very cute.

Has a pretty blonde about five-seven been looking for me?

No.

How about a brunette, five-foot four?

No.

A redhead?

Four-ten?

Hi.

Welcome aboard.

I'm Julie McCoy.

Well, hello.I'm Millie Washington.

I'm looking for my son, captain Isaac Washington.

Captain Isaac Washington?

Well, give him time, honey.

Give him time.

Listen you know I thought that little rascal would be, kinda here to greet me, you know and

show me around.

Well, he's probably out sorting his supplies for the cruise.

He's probably chasing some pretty girl all over this ship.

Give him time.

Give him time.

Oh, hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Miss Monroe!

Welcome.

Ahh, my darling, darling, Jenny.

Julie.....

Of course, Jackie.

I can't tell you how thrilled I was to be able to squeeze in another performance aboard your

floating nightclub.

You know, I said to my agent, you have simply got to cancel all my other bookings.

By the way, I found you an accompanist.

Wouldn't you know my pianist would come down with the flu the first time in ages I get

a booking.

I mean a great booking.

This may turn into a stroke of luck.

I had to pull a few strings, but the accompanist I found you is dynamite.

Oh, that's wonderful.

You know dear, a good pianist is hard to find....But then, so is a good man...

♪ A good man ♪

Hi ya, doll.

Hi.....

Who's the banana?

Lenny kamen.

Mitzi Monroe.

Lenny!

I was just telling mitzi all about you.

Lenny!

What are you doing here?

Is your cage being cleaned?

Well, I see you two already know each other.

Know each other?

Lenny here is my ex.

Julie: Ex-partner?

Ex-partner, ex-husband, ex-everything except ex-citing.

Gee, I'm sorry....

I didn't know.

Look, it's no big thing.

We have one more performance we have to do together...

It's not a lifetime.

No.

It's just going to seem like a lifetime.

How long were you two married?

Ten years.

That's a long time.

Funny, it seems like only yesterday .

And you know what a lousy day yesterday was.

Hey, gopher....

Listen, my mom get settled in okay?

I've been stuck working.

Oh, she's fine.

I got one of the crew to show her around.

And this is the lido lounge.

Oh my, this is nice...Real nice....

Oh, who is that cutie over there in the red jacket?

Hi, mom.

Captain....

I see you met my mom.

Yes.

And I've never seen her looking better.

You just met me two minutes ago.

Well, you see?

I wasn't lying.

Well, I hope you enjoy the cruise, Mrs. Washington.

I'd better or I'm gonna complain to whoever's in charge around here.

Isaac....

So long, captain.

Sweetheart, now are you getting enough to eat?

Enough?

I was thinking of getting a bigger uniform.

Hi.

Oh, mom, you remember gopher.

Gopher,you know, I used to dress Isaac in little sailor suits like that before he could

walk...

My man here is going to show you such a fine time while you're on board.

I sure am, Mrs. Washington.

Mrs.washington was George's mother...You call me Millie.

Millie......

Better...

Now look at this uniform, look at this.

Here, you got a tear already.

First chance you get, you bring that coat upstairs to my room.

No, it's up the companion way to my cabin.

I don't care where your cabin is...But you bring the coat up to my room.

He thinks I deliver.

Isaac, your mother is a real dynamo.

You know it.

But there's another dynamo I also wanna spend some time with.

Hi, gopher.

Hi, honey.

Did you know you had a tear in your jacket?

If you like, I'll fix it for you.

Do you deliver?

Hi....

Ohh.....

I understand you were up in the poconos.

How'd you like it?

The poconos?

Oh, the poconos are like...Are like mountains to me.

You know, they're sort of hilltops in the valleys of despair.

Actually I can hardly find time for poconos anymore.

It means juggling t.V., Vegas and Tahoe.

I know exactly what you mean.

You know, I have the very same problem.

Yeah, I have a new manager.

The guy is fantastic, absolutely fantastic.

Course he has me working the little clubs now, but that's all part of the plan.

Like a fighter you know, just bringing me along.

Pretty soon, we'll work out the kinks and then it'll be t.V.

Series, Tahoe, Vegas.

Lenny, who are you kidding?

I know the places you play.

I read the columns.

And I know the places you play.

I read the funnies.

Well, it beats the seven-eleven club in Trenton.

You died there.

I read the obituaries.

Actually you know, I have ten weeks coming up at the Sahara.

The hotel or the desert?

Hi, guys.

Everything under control?

It will be when I get a padlock for his mouth.

Let's face it, Julie, I can't work with this creep.

If I perform it's going to be without an accompanist.

After she sings four bars, it'll be without an audience.

Why worry about it, Julie?

I'd be absolutely glad to do the whole show for you, solo.

That's a wonderful idea.

He's a regular liberace, you know.

Only if he's smart, he'll light the piano and he'll play the candelabra.

Look , guys.

This is not worth fighting about.

I'll tell you what, I'll flip a coin and whoever calls it goes on alone.

Heads.

The other side.

And then whoever doesn't perform will just pay for their passage and then we'll be

square, okay?

Uh...uh...now hold on just one minute.

I think we're being a little hasty here.

Yes, yes, I, I think we're being just a little bit hasty, I mean, uh, I mean

without the two of us, let's face it, there's no act.

That's right, that's right, I mean, it's like it's like hepburn with Tracy, it's

like Rogers with Astaire....

Like goodyear without the blimp.

Right!

Well, I'm glad that's settled.

See ya later...

Hey, how goes it?

Okay....i guess.

Well, give me a call when you know for sure.

Say uh....Who is that with my mom?

I haven't a clue.

Yeah, well, check it out, man.

I mean, who is this guy, I mean, what does he do?

Where is he from?

Hey, am I thy mother's keeper?

Ask him yourself.

Oh, oh, Isaac.

This is my son that I haven't seen in the last twenty-four hours.

Nice to meet you, son.

Now, this is Mr. Roy harwood.

How do you do.

Hi....

Roy's a dentist.

But you won't get any business in the family.

Isaac's got the best set of chompers in town!

Show him honey.

You know, we stressed dental health in our family.

We brushed after every meal and flossed at bedtime...Unless Isaac had used up all the floss

to hold his model planes together.

Uh yeah.

Well....I've gotta go.

Can you join us later for dessert?

I'd like to, but...I have to go and...Floss.

But, Isaac....I've been wanting to talk to you...About something that's important.

Hi, let's go.

What about dinner?

And I wanted to meet your mom.

Oh, well, I thought we would make first things first.

Well, since you put it that way.

Anybody ever tell you, you have beautiful teeth?

The best set of chompers in town.

Oh,thank you.

Okay, I give up, what's with the doggy bag?

Oh well, it's the strangest thing, I've been getting hungry but never at meal time.

So this way I always have food handy.

Gopher, did I already eat my carrots?

Sure did, really enjoyed them too.

I'm still hungry.

Can I eat your po....

Sorry, too late!

Well, I'm stuffed.

Excuse me.

Honey, you missed a wonderful dinner.

I'm not going out with my nose in a sling.

Take off the bandages.

The doctor said you could take them off weeks ago.

Suppose he didn't do a good job?

Suppose my nose is worse than it was before?

Impossible.

You had your father's nose.

I'm sorry sweetheart....It came out backwards.

You're going to look wonderful.

You want to put that in writing?

Hey, Isaac, you're running a loose ship here, man.

What's with the empty peanut bowls?

I thought I just filled that.

Empty bowls don't lie.

Hi, gopher.

Hi, Julie.

Well, back to the salt mines.

Hi, Julie.

Hi, Isaac.

What's going on, I'm starving.

Where's all the peanuts?

Is there an elephant loose around here?

Louise....louise....come out, come out, wherever you are.

I brought dinner.

Come on.....

Uncle gopher has for you, some steak, some baked potato, some peanuts and for dessert, some

carrots....

Not just some carrots.

But Julie's carrots.

And Isaac's peanuts...

Hi, guys, what's new?

Look, I promised a friend i'd take care of her.

See, I thought I was gonna be off duty this week.

Believe me, I was the only one he could leave her with.

It figures.

Leave a monkey with someone who's bananas.

Please, you guys are my buddies.

You gotta promise you won't tell anybody I have her on board.

Please?

What's a few peanuts more or less.

Julie?

I haven't eaten.

I haven't the strength to tell.

That's just her way of saying 'thanks.'

Annie, please, just come out for a minute.

I want you to meet dr.Bricker.

No way.

I just want you to meet him.

Mother......

Let her be.

She'll take the bandages off in her own good time.

But she's missing a terrific cruise.

There are so many nice people on board.

You, for example.

You're so right.

Let's have breakfast.

All right.

You see my sunglasses?

No.

Besides, I'm the one who needs sunglasses...

You're dazzling.

You're so right.

C'mon, Louise, where did you get those sunglasses?

You stole them, didn't you?

Listen, Louise, how did you get out of here, anyway?

That's not funny, Louise!

You're late.

Well, good.

I won't have to listen to you play so long.

Now I thought we'd start with 'a salute to the fifties.'

what are we saluting, your age?

Why don't we make it the eighteen-fifties.

We'll be saluting your jokes.

Could we get started?

Boy, am I cold.

Haven't changed a bit have you?

Okay, 'fascination.' In 'e', right?

'E' flat.

The 'flat' part I remember.

'It was fascina.....

My sentiments exactly.

One more time.

"It was fascin...Na...Na...Na...'

fascinanana?

Aren't you going to say 'gesundheit?'

i was thinking of 'auf wiedersehen.'

you know how I hate air

conditioning, so you had them turn it up full blast, didn't you?

I had them turn it up full?

I...I'm not running the ship.

Look, let's take it from the top one more time if you don't mind.

Illllllt waaaaas faaaaascinaaaaation.

Look, lover boy, in case you've forgotten the tempo was this....

It was fascination, I know.....

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, it was this....

It was fascination I know......

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

Who is it?

Yeoman purser Smith ma'am.

I....found these sunglasses with the name Cynthia Parker on them.

They're my mother's.

'Bye.

Uh....thank you.

You're welcome.

I haven't seen you on the ship before.

Are you hiding out for some reason?

Well, uh.....

I bet you're an actress or a model traveling incognito?

No.

No.

Well, whoever you are, you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen...In the world...In

The whole world.

Thank you.....

You're very welcome.

Don't worry, it's me.

I'm alone.

Don't go running into the bathroom.

I'm taking the bandages off.

You are??

Oh, Anne, I can hardly wait to see it.

Close your eyes, I'll tell you when you can look.

Yes dear, I understand.

Almost ready.

Isaac, you know, you're a lucky guy.

Yeah, tell me about it.

I mean you're lucky to have such a super mom.

What's that guy trying to prove?

Holding her like that.

I think he's trying to prove that she's a beautiful, desirable woman.

She is not.

She's my mother. Well, you know what I mean, I mean, she has no way to know what these cruise

ships are like.

What are they like, sweetie?

What is she doing?

Same thing we're doing.

Charlene, I am not throwing myself at a dentist.

I've got to put a stop to this.

Lighten up and let them enjoy themselves.

And besides it's time for your break and charlene has plans for her Isaac.

Say what...What kind of plans?

Oh, interesting plans.

You see, this hot blood runs in my family.

I got a feeling that it runs in mine, too.

Of course, if you'd rather not....

Wait a minute....I'm with you......

I mean, who can fight all this hot blood?

Come in.

Mama, I came to drop off the jacket......

Didn't you see the sign in my window: 'In by nice, out by five'?

This late, it'll cost you extra.

Mom, I came here to straighten you out...Well, what I mean is I've been on this ship

a long time and there are men who come on these cruises looking for one thing...

Oh, honey, thanks for the tip.

You're my dear son, not my dear Abby.

Mom, we gotta have a talk.

Not now.

Mama's got to get her beauty sleep.

It'll only take a few minutes....

He's right, Millie.

Let's talk this out now.

What's he doing here?

What are you doing in my mother's cabin?

It's as much his cabin as mine...

What's that supposed to mean?

We're roommates.

We came on this cruise together.

I wanted to talk to you but I haven't had a chance.

Yeah.i can see you've been too busy.

Not me.

You, you see this is not the kind of thing you can whisper in your son's ear while he's mixing

a Harvey wallbanger.

Your mother and I have been going together for six months.

Going together?

I want to marry her, Isaac.

Yeah well, what's holding you back?

Now listen, we're in love but I'm just not sure that I want to get married.

When you get my age, it takes longer to make a big decision.

Well, I can understand that.

Instead of getting married, you wanna be some sort of of swinger....

"The love boat will continue in a moment."

Absolutley terrible. Who would do such a thing....I was....

Now don't worry, mrs.Parker,

we'll get to the bottom of this.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Uh, yes, Mrs.

Parker's room was ransacked by a thief.

Her diamond brooch was stolen.

It's roung with thirty-eight diamonds and a two-pronged pin on the back.

And it was my grandmothers.

Now pass this on to the rest of the crew.

I want that thief caught.

He's not going to get away with this on my ship.

That's male chauvinism, sir.

It could be a lady....Sorry.

Just find him ,her or it!

Yes, sir.

Excuse me.......Oh, hi.

Hi.....

You sure you're not an actress?

Gopher!

What?

Sir!

Yes, I, I'm on my way!

Louise...louise.....louise.....

Louise...louise.....louise.....

Now, how can I help you?

I haven't known you long, Mrs.

Washington....but that's not the same happy woman I met less than a week ago.

What's the problem?

Well, Roy and I would like to get off at the next port and fly home, that's if you

could help us with the plane reservations.

Why?

Aren't you having a good time?

Well, Roy and I came on the cruise together,

and uh, we shareda cabin .

But, Isaac doesn't approve.

Oh.....

And I don't want to cause him any further embarrassment.

You know, it's a strange thing about the young people today...When they do the

bump and the hustle, it's fun, when we do it, we're being silly.

I love this lady, captain, and I don't want to see her hurt.

Have you told that to Isaac?

Roy: Yes, but his ears are all stopped up.

I just didn't think that a child of mine would turn out to be so prim and proper.

Isaac?!

Prim and proper?!

Do you remember meeting a young woman on board by the name of charlene Franks?

Oh, that's that's Isaac's girlfriend.

One rule for them....Another rule for us.

Hi.....

Hi....

Oh, hello, gopher.

Any news on my brooch?

Not yet ma'am, but we're closing in.

May I join you?

Of course you may.

Gopher!

Uh, doc, hi......

You surprised me.

I had no idea you had such excellent taste in young ladies.

Oh, she's sensational, isn't she?

I mean the other young lady.

Cynthia, would you care to dance?

I'd love to.

I'm glad you came over.

So am I.

So am I.

I was uh, I was thinking maybe later we could go for a walk.

The moon is beautiful tonight.

Yeah...yeah...will you excuse me a minute?

Hi...excuse me, mind if I cut in?

Thanks.

Uh, gopher, buzz off.

You've got your own girl.

Oh, you're a terrific dancer.

Now, where were we?

Oh, Anne, I'm sorry about that interruption.

I just wanted to make a good impression on your mom.

Oh.

Would you like to take a Brandy along when we go for that stroll in the

moonlight?.....

I'll be right back.

Louise!!!

Cynthia, there's something about you that makes me go weak in the knees.

Oh, Adam......

No, I'm not kidding, hold me up!

Bricker, you haven't lost it.

This time it ain't just some peanuts.

I'm missing a case of swizzle sticks and a waring blender.

Louise.

And I'm missing a pair of shoes, some pantyhose and my brand new bikini.

Louise.

Okay, Louise.

Now, where is the little monkey?

That's just it.

I'm missing a chimpanzee.

Does she usually knock?

Only when she forgets her keys.

Anne!

Gopher, what's going on?

You stood me up?

Oh, why didn't you tell me you had another girl.

Oh, that's not another girl.

That's just Julie.

Thanks a lot.

Well, I thought that you and I.....

I do.....We are, we will, but Anne, there are complications.....

It was horrible...A hairy little man...In a dress...

Don't be silly, it was just gopher's monkey.

We'll get your bag back.

Dr. Bricker...

Oh, evening captain....

Showing mrs.Parker the crew's quarters.....

Something like that.

This might sound silly,

but....i think I just saw a chimpanzee walk into yeoman purser Smith's cabin.

Are you sure it was a chimpanzee?

Here's your hairy little man.

Here's your bag....

And here's my brooch!

I told you there was nothing to worry about...C'mon, I'll buy you a drink.

Sir, I'm sorry, I....It's my fault for bringing Louise on the ship.

I'm responsible for everything.

You will report to my office first thing in the morning!

Yes, sir.

With your bags packed.

You'll be going ashore in Ensenada.

Well, I guess I better get packed.

Louise!!

Captain stubing.

Uh, captain...You're not going to fire gopher, are you?

Miss Parker, I understand your personal involvement.

But this is ship's business.

I prefer not discussing it with passengers.

Good night.

Uh, captain, the monkey's mine.

I....uh...didn't want to leave it home so I brought it with me.

Gopher was protecting me, of anyone should be punished, it should be me.

Then it will be.

Whatta ya gonna do?

Enter.

I'm ready to leave now, sir.

Leave?

Nothing could be further from my mind.

Til last night, mr.Smith,

i thought that old-fashioned chivalry was dead...That the days when a

young man would put himself in jeopardy for the honor of a young lady had gone out

with...with the tango.

But, sir....

No buts.

You put your own job on the line to save the embarrassment of one of the passengers.

I'm proud of you.

But, sir......

No, buts.Let's get back to work.

Yes, sir.

Now what did I do with my cap?

Morning, captain.

Okay baby I'm ready, let's go swimming.

I don't feel like it.

Isaac, why don't you go apologize to your mom?

Apologize for what?

I was only trying to protect her.

Protect her?

I wonder how she got along all those years without you.

Isaac, you flew the Coop a long time ago.

Now it's time for her to spread her wings.

I don't understand your attitude at all.

That's because, it's not your mother.

Hey....a mom can't hold onto her son...And a son can't hold onto his mom.

Just a second......Sorry.

Your jacket's fixed.

Thanks.

Well, actually, I came to warn charlene...You know honey, there are men on these

cruises who are only looking for one thing...

It's not that way at all....I mean you and I have been going together for a long

time....

Well, what I mean is...This is different!

The only difference is: I'm not your mother.

Seems to me you got two different sets of standards.

One for me....

And one for me.

Ladies, ladies, you completely misunderstand what I've been tryin' to say....

I can't wait to hear this.

Well, what I'm tryin' to say, is.....

I guess you're both one hundred percent right and I've been a damn fool.

We're not a hundred percent right...Maybe ninety-nine.

I guess a son never thinks any man is good enough for his mom.

You know, it takes a man to admit when he's wrong...

And I raised a man......

Who sure knows how to pick a good woman.

And a pretty one too.

Ladies and gentlemen tonight we have a very special

treat for you.

There aren't many performers who have a way with a song like the lovely

and talented mitzi Monroe.

And not many musicians have a way with those black and whites like the nimble-fingered,

Lenny kamen.....

Well, tonight, for the first time in a long time, they're back together again.

Ladies and gentlemen...The musical magic of mitzi and Lenny.

How do you expect me to play with my finger in a sling.

Fake it.

That's what you usually do....

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the acapulco lounge.

I hope that you'll bear with me tonight but as you can see, I'll be playing with a bum hand.

Yes,that's why he plays a bum piano.

But seriously ladies and gentlemen, I do hope that you will excuse my laryngitis.

You shouldn't have mentioned it.

The way you sing, they never would've noticed.

Well, could we uh, could we just take it from the top, please.

Why?

You never started there before.

Oh my, isn't he a bundle of fun.

Ladies and gentlemen, you must forgive my partner, but she's been working alone

recently and she's not used to such large audiences.

Is that so?

Well, I'll have you know that the last place I played in on closing night the ropes were up.

The boss was hanging himself.

Uh, well, could we just have an arpeggio, please?

And that was with his good hand.

Look, could you just give me a simple introduction?

Certainly.

Captain stubing this is mitzi.

Mitzi this is captain stubing.

Julie, mitzi.

Mitzi, Julie.

Gopher, doc.....

Yes, yes, yes.

It's going to be that kind of evening, is it?

Well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen I think you might be interested in knowing that I was

once married to this clown.

My mother wanted me to marry a doctor, but I compromised.

I married a sickness.

Okay, let's talk about our marriage, which at one time was commonly referred to as,

the gong show.'

Yes, yes, they were going to make a movie based on our marriage, but you can't have two

films called 'rocky'.

So they made one about mitzi and called it 'jaws'!

Come in....

Hi....

Hi....

Would you believe I couldn't get into my cabin?

I was mobbed by autograph hounds.

It took me two hours to sign two autographs.

Why so long?

One of them didn't want it.

They really loved us.

Well, that's the key word, us....

You're right, I never could've gone on alone tonight.

Oh, I stink at the best of times, well, with this voice.

Oh, come on, honey, you've got a great voice.

It was always my piano playing that held us back.

That's true.

Yes, that's.....

You know I was kidding.

You know it was kinda cute, I think we should put it in the act.

The act?

Yeah, you know, you, me, Vegas, Tahoe, t.V.

Oh, Lenny.

I missed us.

Me too.

You know uh, I was thinking, i'm much too excited to sleep tonight and, and you probably

are too.

So I was thinking that uh, well, maybe you could just stay here for awhile and, and, and, maybe

we could uh, uh,....

Rehearse, rehearse, that's a good idea.

I always say, keep doing it until you get it right.

Okay, now, let's see, I say our marriage was referred to as the gong show, laugh, laugh, laugh

and then you say....

You can't have two movies called rocky, laugh, laugh, laugh........

That's what I always say, keep doing it until you get it right.

Oh, yeah.......

See you tomorrow night.

You know it.

Can we give you a lift home, charlene?

Oh yeah, thanks.

You liberated women sure do stick together.

'Bye, mama.

So long, Roy, thanks for being so understanding.

Hey, it's no big thing.

I hope we get to see a lot of each other...Son.

I guess it's a little soon to be calling you son.

Listen, you just keep lovin' my momma and keepin' her happy and you can call me

anything you want.

Oh, bless you honey, bless you.

Your mother was right about one thing.

What's that?

You do have great teeth.

And if I wasn't so cheap, i'd give you ten percent.

She's right.

As an agent, you're fantastic.

As a cruise director....

Hey, I'm happy for both of you.

Who knows?

We may even tie the knot again.

Except this time around, we intend to keep the fighting where it belongs,out on that

stage!

That's right my darling, that's where you belong out on the stage.

As a matter of fact, there's one leaving in five minutes.

If that's the comedy, how about going back to music?

How about going back to your mother?

Very good idea of yours, having the three of us leave together.

I just hope we can make it a two some soon.

You mean, you and her?

I mean, you and me.

Can I call you when I drop Louise off?

You'd better.

Well, Cynthia....You got your brooch back.

Yes, but I may just have lost my heart.

Lost your heart?

Check with gopher...His chimp's probably got it.

Good-bye, Adam.

Bye....

Louise!

Louise!

Louise!.......

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