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Aren't you tired of helping warriors?
No, I am not.
Did you know he was…
He…
He…
He was…
Don't just stand there! Take him away!
He was the last warrior.
Alyosha Popovich was the last one…
Who could have thought it would be this easy?
THE LAST WARRIOR
Do you think we should highlight the eyebrows?
Give me the close-up
Svyatozar is ready on set.
This mirror belongs to the girl.
No, it's not.
Unfortunately, you failed the task
Cut!
Svyatozar, you're next!
Look for a wheel behind the car.
Got it.
Our next guest is the winner of season 5 of the Magic Challenge.
Let's see if he makes it to the final challenge this time.
Svyatozar the Wizard of Light!
As a reminder, Svyatozar grew up in an orphanage.
But he managed to keep his heart open and kind.
And he helps other people in the name of the sun.
It’s something eternal…
Something that has no beginning and no end…
Something like a ball.
No wait…
It's a circle. But it's not just a circle…
I smell rubber…
It's a wheel!
This wheel belongs to you.
The Sun God has made His choice.
Thanks.
You got a problem, old lady?
I see you traveling to another world.
I see you burning a running hut.
And that's
where you will meet your doom.
I see things as well.
I see you ending your days living alone on a small pension.
Congratulations, the challenge is complete!
Svyatozar the Wizard of Light means business!
We will see him in the final challenge.
That sly little fox…
Oh, boy…
Too much garbage on TV.
Please note an extra brush…
Galina! You're not watching the challenge?
This is better.
A dumb duster is selling a smart duster.
Get your smart duster right now!
Shame on you for scamming people.
Shame on you for overcharging me, my dear housekeeper.
Unlike you, I do some real work!
Ivan, hello,
It’s a producer from the Magic Challenge show.
The rehearsal for the final challenge is on Thursday, 2 p.m.
Got it.
Set the reminder for June, 18th.
What is this reminder for?
The reminder is set.
Will you ever settle down and get married?
Or are you gonna talk to your phone for the rest of your life?
I will. As soon as I win the season finale.
I might even marry you.
Nah, no way.
I would have to clean for free then.
Galina, I'm in the final challenge. Let's celebrate.
I ordered pizza.
I can't. My grandson's waiting for me.
Too bad. Trust me, you've never had cognac this good.
Trust me, I have.
I'm leaving. See you on Monday!
I'm starting to cleanse your aura.
Can you feel a warm wave, moving from your toes to your head?
No.
It's even worse than I thought.
Negative energy is blocking the flow to your chakras.
– No, I can't. – Why not?
Someone from this home has a great power.
Their non-belief is blocking the Sun God's energy.
It’s Leonid, my husband.
– He said you were a scammer. – Your husband?
– But I don't believe him.
I see him.
What?
Well, it's none of my business.
It there someone else? A woman?
More than one.
Could you please do something about that?
Well, that's it. Four curses, one love binding spell,
and one domestic bliss spell.
Thank you.
Now you will have your happily ever after.
Svyatozar the Wizard speaking.
You know he doesn’t believe in psychics.
I am a wizard.
That's what I said. Svyatozar is a wizard.
I think my brother was cursed.
He really, really needs your help.
Anatoly.
Svyatozar's here.
Kate, please don't even start.
He's been in a coma for six months now.
Doctors can't help him.
You are his only hope.
We'll pay anything.
I forgot.
I have to go, something important’s come up.
I'm sorry.
– Wait… – I'm sorry.
What do you mean? We had a deal. Svyatozar!
Give it back!
– Our little wizard still believes in Santa!
Let me go!
Asking for a mom and dad!
Let me go!
No family will ever take you in!
Go! Go, go!
Let me go!
Open the door! You'll be sorry.
Oh, I'm so scared!
What are you gonna do?! Put a spell on us?
Happy New Year!
Open the door!
She's coming! To your beds, now!
Alright. Everyone's here?
Lights out.
Wizard!
Wizard!
I told you so.
Are you Svyatozar, the Wizard of Light?
Spinning your yarn for other people's wives, aren't you?
One sec
Yes, Mister President.
Of course, I can.
Ivan!
Like father, like son.
Where am I?
You know where. Belogoria.
Ivan. Listen closely.
They're almost here. My magic cannot stop them.
Quiet!
Now, look, Gandalf.
Get lost.
Don't make me take out my magic wand. I can make you disappear.
There must be a reasonable explanation for this.
I got it!
Those jerks gave me a good thrashing,
And all of this is just a dream.
– Home? – Yes.
Thank you. I'm so happy, I wish I had a tail to wag!
Your wish is my command.
There we go.
I knew it.
I'm in a coma.
Thank you, genie.
Ivan!
Ivan!
Wait!
I never knew that figments of my mind could be so pretty.
Those are not figments! It's all real! Listen to me, Ivan.
You are the son of Ilya Muromets.
And you are our only hope.
Ivan, wait!
Ilya Muromets. Why not Mickey Mouse?
Is there a warrior by that name?
Ivan.
Ivan! A long, long time ago your parents
asked me to hide you in another world.
My parents? I am an orphan. They found me in the woods.
That's right. In a tree hollow, where I left you.
Too late.
Ivan. This is your father's ring.
Take it.
I think they found me.
Hey, hey! Stop, you guys!
Stop! I didn't see anything.
I wasn't even here.
Do you have any idea who I am?
My father is Ilya Muromets!
Alright. You asked for it.
– Bring out a sword! – A sword for Dobrynya!
Dobrynya!
Hey, guys, let's talk first!
Your Highness. We caught a foreign spy.
– Alright.
– He claims his father is Ilya Muromets.
Hey!
Where are you taking me?
This is way too far. Is this a prank or something?
Where's the camera? Huh?
Who's the producer here? Who's in charge?
Let me make a call.
Well, I never!
Ilya's son.
What do they call you?
Ivan.
Ivan!
Hear ye, good people! This is Ivan! The son of Ilya Muromets!
Ilya’s son!
Hi there.
Where have you been? We deemed you dead.
You know, traveling, studying things.
And this is Varvara.
My wife.
Hey. You look great.
Awesome robe. Eh, dress.
Or whatever it is you're wearing.
This is Ivan. The son of Ilya Muromets.
And his spitting image. A true warrior.
Where are your manners? Our dear guest must be tired.
Please show him to his bedchamber.
Sleep well, Ivan.
Tomorrow I'll give you my best horse! And we'll go hunting!
Hey, lady.
Miss.
You know what? I don't need a bedchamber, really.
Just call me a cab. And I'll be out of your hair.
Take him to the dungeon.
Let me go!
Hey, dude! It's a misunderstanding. I swear! Listen to me!
Wait, don't go! Dude, wait! What's your name?
Call Dobrynya!
You are terribly loud.
I don't look so good, do I?
What happened to you?
I'm dismembered and frozen.
It's no big deal.
No big deal, I see.
My leg is itching.
How come you're still talking? Who are you?
I am Koschei.
Koschei. Right, right.
The one who's deathless.
Nice to meet you, I'm Ivan.
I know who you are and where you're from.
From another world.
Another world?
That's where they hid you, right?
And now you're back.
Well… Welcome.
Wait, if I came from another world,
where am I now?
You know where.
In Belogoria.
Great, I'm inside a fairy tale.
Who did you bring this time?
Baba Yaga in the flesh!
Good.
At this rate we will eradicate all the evil soon enough.
Would ya look at them.
Eradicate your lice first, why don't ya?
Quiet! Now search her.
Well, go on.
Search me.
It's been a while since young fellas put their hands on me.
Made some biscuits for the road. You want some?
Done.
Take her to the dungeon.
Got my own escort now?
What’s next? You gonna marry me?
Hey, mister.
Mister!
What now?
So, why me?
Why did they bring me here into this world?
Because you are Ilya's son.
If you weren't Ilya's son, they would have killed you right away.
As it is though…
You still have a couple hours to live.
Stop pulling so hard.
I am no milk cow, if you haven't noticed.
Oh, so they got you too, old hag?
Hold your bony tongue!
I turned myself in!
Who can say no to free grub? And fresh meat.
So, let's say, our worlds are connected.
Does that mean I can go back home?
Only a powerful wizard can open the door to your world.
Brute force can do the trick too.
If you have the Magic Sword, for instance.
What kind of sword is that?
It cuts the fabric between different worlds or something?
A long long time ago
there lived a powerful wizard in Belogoria…
He had an orphaned apprentice.
Not the brightest kid in the world
But he dreamed big.
He wanted to become as great as his teacher.
One day the wizard decided he wanted to be immortal
He knew that once every thousand years
on the day when the Moon unites with the Sun
above the Tsar Mountain
you’ve got to put the magic crystal into the Sword.
The apprentice got jealous
So he killed his teacher And got hold of the Sword
When the Sun and the Moon united above the Tsar Mountain,
The apprentice put the crystal into the Sword.
Once he had done so, his death was forged into the crystal
The apprentice became immortal
His name was…Koschei It was me.
I ruled Belogoria for a thousand years
Until these warriors came. Defenders of the weak!
In a fierce battle those warriors beat me
And took hold of the Sword
In order not to be tempted by the power of the Sword
The Warriors separated the strength from immortality.
They put a spell on the Sword
Ilya hid it away
Dobrynya took the crystal
While I was locked up here.
So, where is the Sword now?
No one knows.
Except for me.
Anyway, they’ll behead you in the morning.
Or turn you into stone.
The good has won here in Belogoria As you can see…
No one needs warriors anymore.
How is Ivan doing?
Don't you worry.
He's being treated like a king.
Sleep well.
Oh, demon!
What's all the hype about?
Hurry, Yaga! Hurry!
Can't wait any longer.
You've been waiting for thirty years, you can wait a little longer.
Hurry, Yaga! Hurry!
Careful!
Come on, come on!
Don't forget the leg.
Get up, what are you sitting around for?
It's been itching for ten years.
Shall we take the dragon?
Leave him here.
Hey, dear sirs!
Take me with you.
We don't need him.
I know so many cool things from my world.
AK-47!
He might be of some use.
Hold on! Wait for me!
Take this!
Catch!
Stop!
I stole your soul!
Now it belongs to me!
Ivan, hurry up.
Okay, now what?
They won't find us in here?
They might.
But they have to catch us first.
Giddy up, rickety hut!
Get her!
They’re running away!
Close the gates!
Hurry!
Turn it over!
And one, and two and three!
Get ready.
Stand tight.
Spears up!
Aim and shoot!
Koschei has escaped! Ivan is with him
Chase her into the woods!
Catch her!
Come here
Hold this.
Why, you gobermouch, you!
Hold on!
Koschei escaped. What will we do now?
We must prepare for the worst.
Quiet!
Stop with the hubbub!
What's wrong, my dear?
Treason, Dobrynya.
Who?
Ivan.
Ilya's son who was so welcome here.
He released Koschei along with Baba Yaga.
How could he…?
Forgive me, Ilya.
I failed to protect your son against the forces of evil.
Find them.
Oh, man!
But the fresh air.
Pull the arrow out. It tickles.
Hey, you! Lubberwort!
What are you standing around for? Go inside and bring me the cauldron.
And grab some salt on the shelf.
You know what, Bony?
Good thinking to bring that dimwit along.
Scrawny grub is better than no grub.
Excuse me.
Something's on fire.
My cabin!
You fopdoodle! I'll kill ya!
Don't just stand around! Be careful!
My priceless vials!
Everything's on fire!
Everything's lost! I lost it all!
I see you traveling to another world.
I see you burning a running hut.
And that's where you will meet your doom.
You are dead
Hey! No, don't!
You are dead, buffle head!
Enough, old lady!
I should have eaten him!
Enough! Chill!
We need him.
Him? Why?
He is a warrior. The son of Ilya Muromets.
He'll help us find the Magic Sword.
Right! No eating!
He's so scraggy though.
Well, that's not his doing.
Jesus wept
What’s so funny?
Did you just break my broom?
A little.
I'll fix it.
You cow-handed saddle-goose!
Quiet!
Now listen.
We'll go towards the White Mountains. That's where the Sword is hidden.
Ivan, you will help us find it.
And for that, I will send you back home.
Awesome. Let's roll.
White-livered shabbaroon.
How could you burn down my hut?
Pinheaded gollumpus…
I hope she's not casting a spell…
She is.
She's turning you into a goat.
Ham fisted scamp.
Dunderhead!
Here. This is a counterspell.
Up to you.
It's so nasty.
You think that's funny, huh?
Cabbage head! Shame on you!
Here. This is your antidote, nincompoop.
Thank you.
Check.
One, two.
What's wrong with you?!
Let’s get going.
We have yet to visit the Merman.
Help me!
What is she sitting around for?
Quiet, you buffle head!
She's waiting for the Merman.
In the old days, they would sacrifice the fairest maiden to him.
To appease him, to stop him from drowning people.
Only he can help us cross the Death River.
Well?
– But we can't do that! – Quiet!
We can't leave her there with that monster.
Mouth watering.
The lord of rivers, and lakes, and swamps, and seas
salutes you, dazzling beauty.
What are you babbling about?
What?
Are you sure?
You're right, she does reek of duckweed.
Now, who decided to palm off that toad on me?
A toad? Have you seen yourself?
Get off me!
I'll get you!
Hey, swamp cow!
Come out to the dry land, then we'll talk.
Get lost, everyone.
Oh, Koschei!
Now, I could expect it from anyone, but you.
Don't be angry.
We need to talk.
You're welcome.
Bony has no idea what he's doing.
Time to turn on my seductive charms.
I doubt you have any of those left in you.
No offense, lady.
You always have to gorge on something, don't you?
Once we find the Sword, we’ll be free again.
We can stop hiding in the swamps and in the woods.
So what do you say?
You're into older ladies now?
No, it's not that.
Pure academic curiosity.
Nah, I don't think it's a very good idea.
I'm doing just fine in my little…
swamp.
How did she…
Water of life and rejuvenating apples. No big deal.
Are you sure? You might want to rethink that.
If you go with us, this maiden is yours.
Deal.
Don't talk.
Your voice might give away your age.
Get the mortar here.
This is for you, fishcake.
What do they call you?
They call her Marfa. She is mute from birth.
So dazzling and quiet?
She is a treasure!
Who's the tadpole? Is he the one?
Yes. He is Ilya's son.
Must have been a lean year.
That's no warrior, that's a jelly-fish.
Now, your old man, he was the real deal!
What are you gurgling about?
Alright, enough. You can keep bickering on our way.
Are you still strong enough to command water?
You bet.
Can you go any faster?
It's as fast as it gets.
Koschei.
Do we really need this lord of drizzle here?
I'm just worried about our quest, you know.
And I really want to go home.
You'll see when the time comes.
If you are still breathing.
Thank you, Koschei. You made me so happy.
We'll find the Sword, and then I'll settle down.
Get myself an oyster farm. With fat juicy oysters.
Oh no. It's too tight.
I can make it bigger. And add some gold too.
Enough with all the gold. I am no fop-doodle.
Well…
Put it on him. I'll see how it looks.
Spin around.
Dobrynya.
The Merman joined them,
and they are on their way to the Sword.
Not bad. Cozy.
Still needs a little-touch up. Cafe open.
Hush
Sorry
Beware, you monster!
Kneel before Koschei the Deathle…
Help!
How do you drive this tub?
What kind of monster is that?
He's not one of yours?
Let's just talk to the guy.
Negotiate just like they did.
Oh no! The water spilled!
I won't last long without water…
Alright, hero. Show us what you're made of.
Slay the giant.
I can't risk messing things up.
If he's like, "Go ahead, Ivan, kick the giant's butt," then I will.
I am a boxer, just so you know.
I'm melting!
Go now! Or I'll eat ya!
You would eat anything…
Wait, you're a female!
Okay, okay. A lady.
♪ The only one I ever see
♪ Is you, my darling, my true love.
♪ I'm being honest, and for what it's worth,
♪ Just know you are the only one for me. Just know you are the only one for me.
♪ All just for you – the sun is brightly shining.
♪ Just for you – clouds have silver lining.
♪ Just for you – life is so exciting. Just for you!
♪ And just for you The stars are never hiding.
♪ Just for you – I am always smiling. Just for you – I'm here now rhyming.
♪ Just for you.
♪ All just for you – the sun is brightly shining.
♪ Just for you – clouds have silver lining.
♪ Just for you – life is so exciting. Just for you!
♪ And just for you The stars are never hiding.
♪ Just for you – I am always smiling.
♪ Just for you – I'm here now rhyming.
♪ Just for you.
♪ And just for you – I am always smiling.
♪ Just for you.
Turns out you're not a halfwit after all.
You might have some use.
See? I told you I was awesome.
Come off your perch. I might still eat you, you know.
Here it is, the Death River.
Hey, Merman, you're still alive?
Hurry! I'm drying up here.
This is the Death River?
More like the Death Dribble.
Why do we even need the Soggy One here?
We could just fly over it in the mortar.
The mortar's too old.
Can't get higher than a couple feet.
They will eat you with the mortar.
Get me to the water. Hurry!
What takes him so long?
Give him time.
It's been a while since he ruled these waters.
He's reasserting his authority.
Help me!
Help!
Mutiny!
Mutiny on the high seas!
They turned against their own father!
Ingrates!
After everything I've done for them!
Well?
How are we gonna get to the Sword now?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don’t know?
What am I even doing here, hiking with the likes of you?
Quiet, old hag.
I need to think.
What's there to think about?
That's it. The journey's over.
Look who's croaking. Know your place.
Don't you talk to her like that! Remember what you said?
It’s three-day job, you said We'll be free, we'll stop hiding.
Well?
Where's all that, huh?
Let's not go too far.
It's not an easy situation, we all realize that.
I've had it. I won't go anywhere else with you all.
Shouldn't have listened to you in the first place.
What is going on?
She doesn't want to remain a toad for the rest of her life.
Meaning?
Some time ago Varvara and Dobrynya were passing her village.
And he noticed her. Varvara got jealousand cast a spell.
She turned her whole family into frogs,
and her village became a swamp.
Baba Yaga saved her. She is able to take human form now.
But if we don't get our powers back,
her family is doomed to croak for the rest of their lives.
Talk to her.
I'll find us some dinner.
Do you mind?
Yes, I do.
Koschei told me your story. About Varvara, and…
You know…
I didn't have parents growing up.
Every night before going to bed, I would close my eyes and dream.
Dream about having a mom and a dad.
And I would always think about
how they would need me.
I thought
I would help them around the house, take out the trash.
And they would love me for that.
I didn't know back then that love doesn't need reasons.
But even now I still think… I know,
if there's the tiniest chance to help your loved ones…
you do everything to take it.
Look, isn't he adorbs?
What?
Adorable. Cute.
Are you out of your mind?!
Scram! We’ve got to go! Varvara's here!
Trap them!
Into the well.
They jumped into the well!
Everyone alright?
Where's the Merman?
If he drowned, it's gonna be the most idiotic death in history.
It's deep. Forty feet or so!
Smash it!
Scoundrels! Destroying my mortar like that…
Where's Marfa?
How dare you?!
You got me a petrified squid?
– Petrified squid?! – Yes!
– I'm only 600 years old! – That's 300 years older than I am!
Then watch your tone when speaking to grown-ups!
There must be some way out! We’re gonna drown.
If you didn't upset me so much, I would have helped you.
– Is there a way out? – I don't know.
Tell us, fishmonger! They will scale you like a carp!
Well?
There is a tunnel that will take you outside.
You just need to move the boulder from the entrance.
It won't work. It's too deep.
Freeze the water. Evaporate it.
I don't know, drink it!
Move your fins! I can't hold it any longer!
And one, and two!
Cow-handed scamps!
Hurry! Into the hole!
What about you?!
I'll cover the entrance.
I won't fit in there anyway.
Hey, Soggy! What are you talking about?
We'll figure it out. We have an awesome team here.
A powerful witch.
Go on! Don't waste time!
Well fishmonger,
thank you.
I won't forget this.
Don't you worry.
It’s gonna be fine.
And we'll find you the fairest wife ever.
Out of my way.
Make me.
Now that was a real man.
So, where are we?
Looks like we're on the other side of the Death River.
We'll make it in a day.
Koschei.
Hey, Koschei.
About that Sword. I just want a few more details.
Say, I found it. Then what?
How do I make it home?
I told ya I should just eat him.
What if it hurts?
It won't hurt. You just grab it like that.
Do this and this. And that's it. You're home.
No spells or anything?
No abracadabras?
Do you have a death wish or something?
I was trying to save you.
Save me? I am immortal.
Alright, time to go, crybabies.
Release me.
You still have one more dent left.
Thank you.
I'm so sick of these mosquitoes.
Hey, maybe you could just…
What, you don't eat after 6 pm?
So hilarious
Idiot.
Look, Vasilisa,
It was a pretty dumb joke.
Pardon me?
I'm sorry, I can't understand you.
Frog language is not the easiest one, you know.
Okay, okay. Just please don't be mad.
Who's this then?
I don't know, some frog.
Really? You two look so much alike.
It's like you're relatives or something.
I can't stop putting my foot in my mouth.
Look, it will be okay.
Your family is going to be just fine, I promise.
This is for you.
What is it?
A good luck charm.
It's magic.
It helped me more than once.
Are you sure you don't want to stay?
You are a warrior, after all. It's your world, too.
Honestly…
it is not my world.
And I am not a warrior.
Wait, what?
In a nutshell,
I got here by accident. By mistake.
I am not Ilya's son.
How are you going to find the Sword then?
No idea.
You'll think of something?
The legend says, the Magic Sword
can only be found by Ilya's descendant.
If anyone else touches it, they will perish immediately.
Didn't Koschei tell you about it?
Well, of course, he did.
That's enough, love birds. Get some sleep.
Just a second.
Vasilisa!
Be quiet.
Where's Ivan?
No clue.
Here's your Ivan.
What? Is it time to get up?
Excuse me! Hey, Varvara!
What would your dear husband say, if he knew what you're doing here?
I don't think he'd be happy with you trying
to kill the only son of his sworn brother.
I highly advise you to let me go.
As soon as you find the sword, I'll have your tongue carved out.
How do you expect me to do this? There are thousands of them here!
Which is the magic one?
You tell me.
How am I supposed to find it?
Move!
Stop poking me!
What's taking so long?
I'm looking.
And you're interfering with all your negative energy.
Still haven't perished.
Found it!
Here it is!
The Magic Sword!
He found it!
I told you he would
See?
Are you trying to fool me?
Who?
Me?
No.
Hey!
Find the Sword!
I said, find me the Sword!
Hey, lady! Chill!
Swords on the ground!
Face down! Hands behind your heads!
Good job.
You lifted the curse.
Now can I go home?
Well, well, Ivan.
You plotted against me with evil forces, you traitor.
Hold on! I am not the traitor here.
It's your wife. She’s a traitor.
You told her to take me to a bedchamber,
and she took me to the slammer.
She tried to get me killed. Because of this Sword.
I've heard some stories about
what she's been doing with all the warriors, you know.
Is that true?
You’re the best, sweetheart.
You did well
Get them.
Smash them with the Sword!
How dare you violate our agreement, Dobrynya?
Me?
I did not violate anything. Everything's according to the plan.
We did not agree about her.
Why was she chasing us?
I wasn't chasing you, I was pushing you forward.
You like to eat and sleep too much.
You never know. What if you decided to keep the Sword?
Well, thanks a lot, bony sell-out.
Bottle up, you senile muck-spout.
Enough!
You found the Sword, right?
It means everything is going according to our plan.
I give you your death back.
You're losing your edge, Koschei.
Fight!
Fight!
Hello.
What happened to you?
Why are you all scratched and bruised?
Here. And what's this?
What is it? You want me to throw it out?
No!
I need it for the show.
Where did you get mud all over you?
I'll have to do laundry now.
Galina!
What?
Hello.
Hello. Ivan?
Thank god! We've been trying to reach you.
It's about the Magic Challenge.
We're filming the final episode. Where are you?
Hello?
Galina! I gotta go! Don't cook for me tonight!
I wasn't going to.
Welcome our next contestant Svyatozar, the Wizard of Light!
Where the hell is he?
Get out of water! Now!
Come on, let me go.
Don't you recognize me?
I'm on TV. Have you watched the Magic Challenge?
I'm Svyatozar the Wizard of Light.
Great. The cell's aura needs to be cleaned.
Well, hello, Ivan.
It's you!
You're alive. I thought you died.
Not exactly.
Why didn't you save me then?
I was almost killed and eaten
while you've been enjoying your little R&R here.
I wanted to hide in this world,
but they locked me here and took my staff away.
I can't go back without my staff.
Hey, chief! Can I have some water?
Someone jinxed you. I can tell.
– What? – You heard me.
I said, you're jinxed.
It's up to you. But it might be a curse.
You've been a lieutenant for how long, three years now?
Your wife left you.
No.
No?
No!
Your dog ran away.
My cat.
It's a curse.
I can lift it.
You think you can?
I know I can.
Too bad I don't have a staff.
I need a staff, it's a must.
Alright. That's what we're gonna do.
I'll open the door to Belogoria. Then we'll free Gorynych the Dragon.
He'll help us save the rest of the gang.
Keep this with you at all times.
It will help the dragon to gain his power back.
Wait.
What's your name?
You know my name.
Svyatozar the Wizard of Light.
You remember it from the time you were just a baby
when Ilya asked me to hide you.
Hey.
Here’s a staff.
What are you doing? Don't give that stick to the bum!
Hey!
Stop!
We need reinforcements here!
Ivan, you go first.
Hurry up
Hey, what do you think you’re doing? Stay where you are!
Ivan!
Are your mom and dad home?
So much anger in a tiny package.
Hold on, I will level you up.
I don't get it. I thought you would…
I guess, the old man made a mistake.
Get your hands off me!
What shall we do with him?
Let’s take him to Dobrynya.
Look, Koschei.
You didn’t think you’d be the only one, did you?
Your Highness, we got another one!
Why did you come back?
None of your business! Not everyone is a selfish jerk.
Ivan, you'll have to wait.
I promise, I will get back to you.
Oh, don't mind me.
One little thing though.
Trust me, this little thing is magic!
Twenty-first century magic!
Are you scared?
Wait. Just wait a moment.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna shoot.
He killed Dobrynya.
Get back! Get away from me!
Are you a zombie or something?
He is immortal.
Well, you could have led with that.
Dobrynya!
Dobrynya!
The dragon escaped!
The dragon?
Look at that little sparrow!
Yeah!
I am the Father of Dragons!
Kill him!
Bring water!
I'm on fire!
Get down!
Run!
Shoot him!
Hi there! How are you doing?
Good thing I didn't eat him
Don't be so mad.
It's not like they were going to execute you.
Alright. I panicked. It could happen to anyone.
Why?
It has Dobrynya's death inside.
Distract him.
Hey, Dobrynya.
I challenge you to a fight. To a dude fight.
To a fair fight.
Alright.
That Sword is anything but fair. Let's make it even.
We are both warriors, right?
Or am I wrong about you?
I can kill you with my bare hands.
That’s all you've got?
Hey, firestarter.
Are you going to free me or what?
I bet my dad slapped you around a lot.
Enough with you and your father!
He ruined my life.
He always fought for justice. For honor.
Always the first.
Always the best.
I am done listening to you, Ilya.
I am done living in your shadow.
Right, inferiority complex. Always being the second choice.
That's funny
Is that why you got rid of all the warriors?
Let’s say you kill me. What then?
I'll rule Belogoria.
By myself!
Alright.
Hopefully, some time in the dungeon might change your mind.
Ilya!
You hit like a fair maiden!
Dobrynya.
What are you going to do with that?
What would you do?
We are so much alike now.
If we're so much alike, I'm sure we will figure it out.
Are you forgetting I have your death in my hand?
But it's your own death, too.
You can hold on to it, if you want. Or I can take it for safe keeping.
The immortals have nothing to fight over.
It’s a big world. I am sure we will figure it out.
I just have one little thing to deal with first.
Ivan, do forgive me.
That’s very noble of you.
I’m sorry it didn’t work.
To Ilya Muromets!
To His Highness!
Hey, do you really think your parents will like me?
Don't worry. They will love you.
You know, a witch once said,
I will die here, in Belogoria.
Do you still believe in fairy tales?
Giddy up, darling!
Hello, daughter.
You've failed, huh?
Didn’t you say you needed no help bewitching Dobrynya?
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