All language subtitles for The Day After Quarantine 2021

Several
states are rolling the dice

in a move to jumpstart their economies.

It's a gamble that could pay off,

or one we may all regret.

It's a critical moment
for states like Georgia,

home of the world's busiest airport,

where the governor has
issued guidelines to open up.

Our Steve Osunsami leads
us off from Atlanta

with what's happening there

and what it could mean

for the rest of us.

Let's get this started, right?

This is
reopening day in Atlanta.

After weeks of trying to pay
her bills with empty pockets

and closed doors at her hair salon,

small business owner, Regina Herschel,

was excited and nervous today.

When the governor announced it,

what was your feeling when you heard that?

Oh my goodness,

I was excited because I felt like,

oh my God, now I have a chance
to at least try to work,

so that way I can provide for my family,

so I was excited about it,
even though I am still nervous.

That's a natural feeling.

Turn left.

Turn left on Led borough Lane.

In 800 feet, turn right on
Wolfe Road, then turn right.

Turn right, then turn
right on Wilton Road.

- Where the hell this bitch got me going?

This nasty ass trash.

- 'Cause I motherfucking said
that we was gonna pull up.

Friend, pull up.

'Cause I said we gonna pull up

and beat his motherfucking ass.

Stop.

You have reached your destination.

- You ready to do this, bitch?

- You motherfucking right.

- Let's go.

- Myron!

Myron!

- Ooh!

I'm gone tear that ass up.

- Oh, damn.

- Want it to get put?

Get it, baby.

- Yes, throw that dick on me, baby.

Yes, come here.

- Myron, I know you in there.

Okay, okay.

Oh this bitch better open this door!

- I'm going to,

I'm gonna tear your ass up.

- Ooh, yes daddy,

oh, you know I love big
men with big muscles.

- Hey Myron, your crazy-ass
girlfriend outside,

and she got Juanaman with her.

- Hey, look baby, you
gotta get out the house,

or get out of the bed, or something.

- I'm not going nowhere.

What you mean?

Get up out outta here,

my ass aint going nowhere,

I'm not going nowhere.

Get goin', you
gonna get us both killed!

- I can't fit up under this damn bed,

Boy, what's wrong with you?

- My fat ass can't fit underneath this bed

you aint seen this ass?

Fuck.

- Is we gonna beat his
ass, girl, or beat his ass?

- We gonna beat his motherfucking ass.

Snow.

- Hello?

- Where you at?

- Don't you hear the water running?

I'm at the car wash.

- Where Myron at?

- Myron?

He just ran somewhere,
lemme call you back.

Hey another customer,
another car, another car.

- He ain't at work?

- Myron.

- Goddamn, I wet my goddamn boots,

I gotta hurry up and
get to this God damn job

- Oh damn.

- Myron, open the fucking door right now.

- Myron, open the fucking door, bitch.

Myron.

Where that hoe at?

- Open the door, Myron.

- Shh.

- Friend, he right here, girl.

Get his ass, girl.

Get his duck body ass.

- Where he at?

- Oh no, bitch.

Oh no, he back here?

I gotta take my fucking boots off.

Okay.

Where he at?

I'm tired of this
man, this dumb ass shit man.

- Oh shit, what?

Almost got yourself hit at the same time,

always running around
with this bullshit, man.

You always doing this goddamn shit.

And who this is in this goddamn car?

Listen, listen, do you got Obamacare left,

what we need we need is straight cash.

I got something-

- I love your work,

however, you're quite nigga-ish

with your time frame.

- You want your car cleaned

like your bald ass head?

That's what's wrong with you.

You always stressing, you got
your little hair right now.

- I want everything clean.

- I got this, hold on, hold on, hold on.

- Where's the water? That's what I mean.

- Where's the water?

- You just got here.
- Where's the water?

- Do you know the words that
are coming out of my mouth?

- Colored people time.

We have to change that,
- Okay, I got something

- to something better.
- For you.

- Let's get to work.

- I got you.

- I thought there was
more than one of you guys.

- I'm fittin' to clean that goddamn head

now, I'm Mr. Clean.
- Be Black, be better.

- Your bald head is so clean,

shine on me.

I'm fittin' to blow your ass up.
- Listen, just the car.

I clean my own head.

- goddamn.

Come on now.

Son of a bitch good, you good?

Ha, damn.

Wait, hold on now, hold on right there.

You're holding the line up
youngster, what you need.

- I need a tire,

I got a nail in my tire.

Nail in a tire.

Aye its goddamn quarantine prices

I got one over here though.

- Quarantine prices?

What you talking about?

- All right hoe,

Come right off got them legally.

Police Interceptor, Dollar twenty five.

- A hundred what?

$125.

- $125?

Don't be
scared away, quarantine prices.

I got to eat baby.
- Nah, I'm straight, man.

You don't even got tools out here.

- Hey, I don't need no....

Hey, these right here, you got no hair,

but you hustle out on me.

- You got these old,
small-ass jumpsuit on.

- Hey, Paco.

Hey, Paco, take him up there
to goddamn Jose and them.

Take him to Jose.

Son of a bitch ain't worth a
goddamn dime in Mexican money.

- What's going on?

How can I help y'all?

- Oh no.

Goddamn, goddamn
here come your crazy ass girl

and her live termite.

You all always got
something going on here.

- Who the fuck is that Myron?

How you washing cars in the rain, Myron?

- What damn ass rain?

We using the goddamn rain outside.

Hold on, hold on.

- Hold on, what you got going
on? Now listen, you all-

- Who's this bitch?

Who is this bitch?

- Can I get a car wash?

- You washing, how crazy
it's raining out here.

But it don't matter, man, we
taking the rain and putting it right here.

- Whatever, damn right.

- You better get your ass...
- Hey hold on.

Listen, you don't do that.

- Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.

- Get your hands up.
Shoot his ass, girl.

- What you want?

- You know what I want,
I've been quarantining

for a long time, I'm tryna, what's up?

- I mean, I need you to kindly
step back, social distancing.

- No, I'm clean, though,

I ain't even got no.

Why you acting like that?

- I mean you wanna
talk, go ahead and talk.

- I'm tryin' to talk to you,
I'm tryin' to come over.

Hola at me, man, I've
been quarantining in here,

you know what's up?

- Nah, I think I'm good.

- Oh come on, man, I bet I'm good.

- I'm good, you enjoy your day.

- I'm telling you man I'm clean, though,

I aint got no COVID.

- You ain't got a mask on.

- Damn.

It don't matter, plan B.

Oh, hello.

Yeah, what's up baby?

I know I ain't talk to you in a while,

but, you know, I've been quarantining,

that's why I'm calling,

I'm trying to get some
of that COVID coochie.

Come on, man, you tripping' now.

And you know I ain't got no goddamn COVID.

You got COVID?

Look if you do got COVID and I got COVID,

it don't matter, we can
make some COVID babies.

Come on, I need it, man.

I'm begging you, okay, come on,

please come over, I'll
just put the tip in.

I'll put the tip in.

Gimme two pumps, I ain't
gonna do nothing else.

You always bringing up my girl, man.

I got a "situationship"
is an entanglement.

It don't matter, I don't
want two pumps from her.

I'm trying to put the head in you.

Now what's up?

- Oh, hey, I gotta call you back.

Shit.

- Can I have a word with you Rednick?

Can I have a word with you?

Now listen, man, we've gotta
keep this clean, all right?

The climate of America right now

is not needing more police violence.

It's not gonna be like it
was last week, all right?

I'm not having it no
more, I will report you,

and that's a promise, that is a promise.

- Brownman, if you ever put
your fucking hands on me,

I'll kill you.

- I'm recording that.

I'm recording that.
- Hey guys,

hey guys, hey guys.

Before we go in, we good, we good.

Where's your mask at bro?

It's a whole pandemic outside, man,

let's get this money, I ain't playing.

- You threaten me, I will report you.

I didn't touch you, I didn't touch you,

I didn't touch you, go.

- Need my goddamn rent today,

these niggas is tripping' on me.

This
aint "90 Days Later."

- You know what time it is.

I said, you know-

- Watch out.

- Whoa, hey, hey, hey, come on, man.

You can't do that,

these people have rights right here.

Just relax, just keep it calm.

- You know what time it is,

come on, come on now, I know you in there.

I know you in there.

Sir, I don't
think you have a warrant

to do this crazy shit.

- Goddamn, why you knocking

on the door like that?

- You know why I'm knocking on the door,

you're 90 days late,
you sweaty motherfucker.

Man it been quarantined,

the day of the quarantine, y'all know

what I'm talking about.

- Was the day after, nigga. Pay up.

I got...

Officer, officer.

Get his ass, get his ass.

Officer I'm recording this.

Stay there, you stay there.

Call for backup, we got a runner.

What?

Get your
motherfucking ass down.

Motherfucker.

- I'm filming this, officer.

Officer, I'm filming this.

- He aint doing nothing.

What did I do?

Now, he
aint pay my rent nigga.

- Listen, Black man, can I talk
to you for a minute, please?

- If I can get my rent, we can-

- We're gonna work that
out, I promise you that,

I just need my partner
to calm the hell down.

- Sir, are you-

- Man, shut the fuck up.

Aint nobody tell you to say shit.

I'll snatch that goddamn beard

off your motherfucking ass.

He told me to speak, sir.

- Aint nobody...

I own that motherfucker.

- Officer Rednick.

Officer Rednick, I'm gonna ask you...

I have to ask you to stand down.

- I will have your money in 90 days.

- In 90 days?

It's been 90 days.

You gonna have my money in the morning.

And if you don't, I'm a
bring my officers back here.

- You can not threaten this
man with a police officer.

You cannot do that, sir.

- Why am I paying you?

- You're not paying me.

- Can I get up, sir?

- Please get up, sir.

Help this man up.

That is
against policy, sir, please.

Fuck you, shut the up,

where the fuck you mask at?

I don't got-

Shut the fuck
up! Get his ass.

- Sir, can I speak to
you for a moment, please?

Sir.

- Please tell him

cause he being an asshole.

- This is not what we're trained to do.

This is upsetting.

Sir, are you okay?

Are you okay?

Do you need medical attention?

- I need all the off this-

- Get the fuck off this nigga, man.

- And why are you caring
about this motherfucker?

- 'Cause he's a man.

You don't see a man here?

- Who paying you?

Huh?

Allah pays me

- Please get up, sir.

Get up, get up, get up.

- Stand back, stand back, stand back.

- I told you I'm a have your money.

- When you gonna to have it, though?

- In the morning.

- In the morning?

- I've been on quarantine
for 90 days, man.

- So you got your stimulus checks?

Yeah.

- I ain't get mine yet.

- But somebody got theirs.

You aint gonna have two spots.

I feel threatened

you talking with your beard, huh?

Your beard got something to say to me?

- No sir.

Sir, sir, sir, please.

Do you feel threatened right now, sir?

- Shut the fuck up.

Does your
beard feel threatened?

- You think this a game?

You think you're gonna have a car wash

and a crib, on my name?

Nigga this is my grandma old house.

I will beat your ass.

- I don't know about that, but-

- I can't allow you to do that,

I'm a beat his ass.

- Get his ass, get his ass.

- Sir stop.

You ever walk
up on me like that again

I will beat your motherfucking ass.

- But I'm an officer too,

why would you wanna beat me up?

Why do you wanna beat that man up?

Why do you wanna beat anyone up?

What's wrong with you guys, man?

I did not sign up for this shit.

- Why the fuck did you bring him?

I need enforcers, boy you
know, you the man, you the man.

- Beat Beaterman here, your
local anchor news reporter

out here in these streets.

I'm here to give you the local ATL news.

Live in Atlanta,

we're here at a new eco-friendly carwash

where apparently are using
almost waterless carwash, almost.

Apparently it's a cap-full for the window,

and a bottle for the whole car.

We're gonna talk to a
few satisfied customers.

Hey right here in car number one,

car number two, number two.

- Oh stop, stop.

Son, hey, hey, hey, look, what the hell

you got going on?
- What's up, man, is this-

- I said a cap a window,

you done gave the
goddamn car a whole bath.

- All right, my bad, man.

- Listen, that coming
out your goddamn pay.

You come out your pay-

- Come on, man, you tripping', man,

what's happening, it'll wash no car, man

we aint gonna get no car
clean with no cap of water.

- A bottle a car, and a cap a window.

You don't pour all the
goddamn water on the car.

- You just poured the
water on the car too.

- What?

Only thing I care about is these boots.

Why is it...

I know your other friend.

- All right, man, my bad, boss.

- Okay we're gonna talk to a
few of the satisfied customers

at Ain't Nobody Safe Carwash.

Come on here ladies.

Okay, what's your name, honey?

- My name Cookie, hey.

- Okay, all right.

And how do you like the service at

Ain't Nobody Safe Carwash?

- The service was phenomenal,

they washed my car and all that.

- Okay, what do you do for a living?

- Well, I'm a Instagram model,

you can follow me
@cookieortiz and all that.

- And I'm a certified scammer.

- Oh, okay, all right,

we'll go ahead and talk
to a few other customers.

Cut it, cut it.

- Back up, back up.

Hey, I need back up back here

'cause it's the last two cars.

I got a John and John, they so...

But we doing
what you told us to do?

- Yeah, come on back
here right now, hurry up.

Hey you, you listen, I don't
care about nothing but these.

This all I got.
- Goddamn boots, man, okay.

- That's all.
- I get it.

- So why don't you go marry
the boots or something?

Go fuck the boots or something, man.

- Listen, I don't care about that.

- And we're back.

We're here to talk to
another satisfied customer.

What the hell is going on, man.

- What's going on, buddy?

How you doing?

What's your name?

- My name Flaco, man, you
know, what's going on?

All right, man, okay,

and this was your first
time using the service,

how'd you like it?

- Oh the service fine, man,

that's my little dog,

I came to support the little business,

I'm from Broward County, you feel me?

Came here with that sauce, man.

Y'all boys tighten up, man,

you want that bread y'all come in.

- Oh shit, let me hold a
dub , motherfucker.

- Shit is you talking about?

Hey, as a matter of fact, man,

I went down the street to the
little mechanic over there,

man, that man fluke as fuck,

man, yall tighten up,
don't go over there man.

- Oh, okay.

Live at Seven, we'll be
talking about Fluke Mechanics

in the downtown Atlanta area.

Back to you, Tom.

She thick as hell boy.

Hey, what's up baby?

Hey, come get some money,

I got that stimulus for
you, baby .

Boy I got it came, boy.

- You got your check?

- Yeah, I got my check, I got mine.

Did you get yours?

- Hell no.

How you got to check before me?

- I don't know, man,
it was in the mailbox.

I don't know, man,

I just mine in there before yours-

- And I put it in before
you, for mine, man.

- Ain't got nothing to do with me.

- The mail lady won't
even stop for me bro.

- 'Cause you look aggressive, man.

She ain't gonna do nothing
to me, I'm sexy, boy.

She probably went in the mail,

put mine in first.

- How much it?

- Now you ask too many questions.

Sorry to be you, boy,

what you gonna do?

What you gonna do?

- Shit I just gotta wait for my check,

what you fittin' to do with yours?

- You know what I'm fittin' to do, man,

did you see that girl ride past that?

I've been looking at her all week, man.

- You sound dumb.

You just got yo check,

and you gonna go fuck with some girls?

Man you can feel this,
you got your check spent

before you even get that shit.

- It don't matter, man.

That's what they talkin...

They talking about giving
out a second one, right?

I'll wait for the second one

to do whatever I got to do with that.

But this one, definitely, I'm
buying coochie with this one.

Ha, that check, man.

- Man, it's hot as hell
out, lemme hold something.

- No.

- I'll pay you when I get mine.

- All right now, that's all good, man.

You can go in the bathroom

and hold this shit while you piss, boy,

that's all you need to hold.

Before you go, I aint getting...

Come on, man, you aint...

Alright, man, come on, chill out bruh.

- Fuck you, man.

- Happy boy, money boy,

I'm about to go down to get
that coochie right now, though.

- Today was a good day

that's what I'm talking about,
thank God, thank God, boy.

God thank you so much.

Yeah boy, that's a lot.

What's up?

Hey mama, how you all doing?

What's going on?

- You missed us?

- Missed y'all?

Only out here, hey, quarantine over with.

Hold on a second,

my mama calling.
- Okay.

- Hello?

Yeah, what's up mama?

Yeah, listen mama, listen,

I don't care about no pastor

or none of that, mama,

but listen, let me call you right back.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

You know my mama when she start-

Brother Snow, brother Snow

- Goddamn, what's up pastor.

- Hold on one second before
we talk about anything.

Read my lips.

- Read your lips?

- I need my money.

- Listen to me, I ain't
got no money for you,

whatever mama owe you for
her social security check,

or that WIC,

I don't got nothing for you.

Listen...
- Hold, hey-

- Put your mask back on,

your breath is stinking-
- Ah, uh-ah.

- Like a motherfucker.
Your mama, your bills.

We don't miss 18,000, Sundays.

- I ain't got nothing to do with that

Didn't I just see you at The
Office last week.

- What that got to do with anything?

I'm down there saving
them souls from them hoes.

- Get the fuck out here, man,

we got you looking like Mankind,

you're here with a crooked hair,

what's wrong with your tape line?

Man, you got a perm in your hair?

- Okay, this ain't no perm,

this natural berries and juices,

boy, you lost your damn mind.

- Listen, you is the fucking devil,

man, I swear to God.

- You shouldn't be blasphemous like that.

- Hello?

Yeah, go ahead.

- I'll watch them for you.

- Your crooked as a motherfucker.

Yeah.

- Yeah, go on over there
and do your conversation,

I'll take care of your ladies.

- All right, listen I'm
on my way down there,

lemme call y'all back.

- Ooh Lord.
- Hey, listen, listen,

stay right here, listen.

- I got you.

- Wait, you need to stay-

- Say less, say less.

- Crooked, you the devil.
- Just go, just go.

Do your phone call.

The Lord ain't made no mistakes.

God help me, ooh, you Puerto Rican?

OOH, La Bamba, La Bamba

- Yeah, yeah, me too.

Hey, I'm gonna tell you
something right now,

both of y'all got strong knees

and good prayer posture.

Now, I'm gonna take y'all down

to the Church of Knees.

Come on, come on.
- For what?

- Come on, yeah, yeah, you'll
see when you get there.

- Woo! the money came boy.

I'm gonna cash this, the girl down there

waiting for me with the coochie...

What you looking like that for?

What's up?

- Man, 'cause I ain't get
my shit and your all happy.

You aint trying to get me none.

- Well you bad luck.

Wow, chill out, now look,

But I'm a tell you what out here do, man.

Now, I need some security.

Now I got this money,

I can give you a couple
a couple dollars of it.

- Me be your security?

- Yeah, just knock a couple
niggas out for me or something.

Now I get it's-
- I'm a knock your ass out.

- Chill out bro, come on,

it's the only way you gonna
get some of this money,

man, what's up?

- No fucking security, man.

- All right, but look,
though, look, okay look.

Snow got his money.

Look, I know what you can do.

What?

- All you gotta do is come to the car wash

and work with Snow.

- Man, shit, I don't
wanna work at no carwash

with no you and Snow.

They don't even got no water.

- It don't matter, man,
I'm a use some of my money,

to get some water man.

He got his check, he
got the car wash, man,

so now we can look, go
through the car wash

make some money, bring
some bad chicks there

have them washing the cars in
bikinis and stuff like that.

Man, we...

After that, look.

- Shit, all right, I ain't got no choice.

Shit, I'm a call Snow, though,

and I'm gonna just tell him

I'm coming down working
at carwash with y'all.

When are you gonna call?

You can call right now, though,

'cause you ain't gettin' none of this.

So call him, come on,

I'm a watch you call him, come on.

Pick it up and call him, or something.

- I'll call him later.

- Yeah, I'm saying,

just make sure you call him though.

- I don't feel like calling right now.

- Watch the boots, watch
the boots, come on.

Sniffing all that liquor is a fat boy.

- Get your elbow off my back.
- One tappy, tappy, tappy.

- Two tappy, tappy, tappy.

Three tappy, tappy, tappy.

Set it right there, goddamn.

- Get your big ass up,
man, you aint tired.

You aint tired for real.

- I need my four acres in a mule.

- The fuck wrong with him, man.

- Does this nigga have a handle

while he down resting.

- What truck?

Y'all talkin' about a truck.

I don't need no goddamn
truck, I got y'all.

I got got Big Nose, got
Fat Cat, got Toothpick.

- You shut your goddamn...

- I don't know who the
fuck you are, you adopted.

- Nigga out here washin' clothes
in rain boots and a thong.

- Oh Lord, do you smell
what the Rock is cooking?

- Oh, Jesus.

- Now you gotta period,
your ole' bumpy nose ass.

Listen, man, listen a goddamn minute,

I'm glad we came together.

Jamaican, Haitians, fatty.

Bitch, we're together.

This is how I raised my motherfucking boys

to be a motherfucking grown men.

I'm talking after your
mama got there first.

Listen, I got your Debbie Cake coming too.

- Speaking of that, can I get that?

Can I get it right now?

- You gonna get it in
a minute, goddamn me.

When my WIC kick in...Listen, no, listen.

You motherfucker, you,
I'm so proud of you,

I love you, now.

I love all you motherfuckers.

Say it loud.

I'm Black and I'm proud.

- What?

- Yeah that's fucked, where the money.

- What?

The money, all the shit I did for y'all?

Y'all talking about money.

Y'all motherfuckers still owe me.

I'm the only motherfucker
around here owed.

I need that Debbie Cake.

I'm so tired of y'all motherfucking kids.

I'm Black and I'm proud.

I said it my damn self.

Good morning, fellas.

The sun, don't remind that it's daytime.

Welcome to Ain't Nobody Safe Car Wash.

One bottle a car,

one cap a window.

If you get that right,
you might come back.

- So we use the one cap for one window?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is about,

I don't care about no cars,

I don't care about no clothes,

- Dang.

- Only thing I care about is these boots.

- Ah, fuck these boots.
- If you get that right,

you might come back.

Listen.

Hell, hold on, hold on.

This water is not to be drunk.

Man, I'm thirsty.

- You got water that'll make you money,

or water that I take out your pay.

You choose.

- I was just-
- Yeah, hey, hey hey,

I didn't ask for none of that.

I just told you a bottle a car,

and a cap a window.

Man, can we get to work?

We got 4 cars waiting.

- Listen, son, only thing I
care about is these boots.

These.

Listen, you start from the bottom,

you'll make it to the top.

Maybe one day you can be like me.

Hey Carl, can you bring the
car right here right now?

See you can hear, you can hear me.

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

One day you could be like me, son.

You can have one of these.

We get it, man.

We get it, can we get to work?

- We just wanna wash some cars, man.

- No, I wanna tell you one thing,

I don't care about none of this.

Only thing I care about is
loyalty, and these boots.

- All right.

- A bottle a car,

this...

And a cap-
- A cap, a window.

- You smart, a cap a window.

- Thank you.

- And the only thing I care about is what?

The boots.

- Ooh all right, get you
something to drink sonny.

- All right, thank you.
- This...

- Let's get outta here.
- The boots.

- All right, man.
- All right, the boots.

- Okay.

Everything, the boots.

- Keep thinking I'm playing.

Only thing I care about?

- The boots.
- Motherfucking boots.

- It's the boots.

- Yeah, doc, give it to me straight bro.

- Goddammit, I knew I had it, man.

Shit that's crazy.

So, do I got it bad, or
do I got it like bad, bad?

Hello?

Goddamn, oh my fault son.

Woozam welcome to Dat Way,

where we dress the
sandwich like fashion nova.

What's popping lil brother?

Whoa, wait a minute, safety
first, lemme put my glove on.

Check on my menu in the meantime.

Yeah.

- Did you just put
rubbers on your hand, bro?

- Nigga, I gotta protect the meat.

Yeah the sun is hot out here, man.

- Let's see what you got on the menu.

- There it go right there.

Read 'em and weep.

- Number one, a sandwich.

- Sammich.

- A sammich.

Yep.

- Number two, look at number one?

$13 for some noodle water?

- Noodle water is exported

all the way from Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

- Damn, I don't think
want none of this shit.

What else I can get?

- You can get the hell out of here,

I don't like your tone.

With all due disrespect, Ice Cube,

you gotta ride out.

Dip, nigga DIP, you act like

you don't fucking understand.
- Man, fuck you.

- Stupid ass, big ass pants.

Wow what's up Slim?

- Yeah, man.

Oh, it's hot as hell, maybe
like a Diet Coke, or something.

- You ain't got that
and you don't want that.

- Got water?

We ain't
got no kind of diet stuff

and you know you don't want that.

- Come on, man, give me something, man.

I ain't playing with you, man.

You got a nigga...

Let me go ahead and get the full sandwich

and hold the lube.

I don't need that lube on my shit.

- You know what?

I just thought about it bro, we closing.

- How do you say is that 10 hours, man?

- With all due disrespect,

you got a ride out too, bro.

- I aint got time for this shit.

- Wow, the fuck, man,

get your fat ass outta here.

Dip, nigga dip.

All that meat back there,

you're coulda put that on my fucking menu.

Ham hock!

Something fucked up like...

- Where you fucking permit at?

- Hey man, I...

Why you...

Hey, hey, why the fuck
you touching my shit for?

- Take it easy.
- You good?

- Yeah, I'm good, man.

You got these pigs out here tripping.

- Oh, I'm hungry baby.

Grab it yourself

What are you doing?

- Man, that's $13, man.

What did you don't give him?

I need that bro, I'll take cash-

- Where's the fucking the permit, man?

- I don't have it.

Why'd you doing all that man?

I'm running the...

- It's niggas like you

make it hard for the rest of the niggas.

- Nigga like you with that breath

make it hard for me to
breathe right now, man.

Redneck?

Officer Rednick.

- You getting all this, right?

- Yeah, I got this.

- I aint do shit, man.

- Let me talk to you for a second, man.

Let me talk to you for a second, man.

- You're like a pregnant dog.

- What's wrong with you, man?

What's wrong with you, brother?

You a Black man, you
harassing Black people.

What's going on in the streets right now,

Black people are dying
in the streets, man.

Black people are dying.

George Floyd, dead, Breonna
Taylor, Elijah McLain.

What's wrong with you, man?

What makes you ashamed of being Black

and treat other Black people like that?

What do you get out of it, Black man?

I wanna know.

'Cause I can't be your partner,

if you continue to act like this.

It's bringing the whole department down

and I've had enough of it.

- Brownman, shut the fuck up.

- Fat, short, bitch,
man this is my old spot,

it takes forever to do that.

Rednick, I will report you.

Hey, what's up, man,

how may I help you out?

Woozam welcome to Dat Way,

where we dress the
sandwich like fashion nova.

What's popping lil brother?

- You ain't even got shit.

- Get the fuck outta here.

What the fuck?

You sit here crazy as fuck, man.

- Big-ass, man, big-ass head.

Ugly ass, dread ass boy.

- Ooh, there go that check, I told you.

- Hey Miss Roberts.

Not today.
- I told I'm gonna

get that check.

I know you got my check today.

- First of all, what's your name?

- Puncho Villashio.

- Puncho Villashio.
- I'm looking

for my stimulus check.

- Bruh, uh-ah, social distance yourself

from me and my career.

Okay?
- I'm just looking

for my check, that's it.

- Puncho Villashio.

- Yeah, everybody else
got theirs, I want mine.

- Not today.

- I can't even.
- Ah, bruh.

- I don't-

- I will bring your check,
when I bring your check,

- Man you better have
my motherfucking money.

- I missing you tomorrow on
purpose, PunchIO Villashi-NO.

- You ain't gotta get all smart

before I steal your motherfucking truck.

- You aint gonna do
that, I'm about all that.

Boy, light-skinned niggas.

Ugh.

- There nigga, you thought it was over?

Yeah, yeah, what's up niggas.

You know what time it is.
- What's going on here?

- You thought I wasn't gonna come

For my money?
- Hey, what's up?

Hey, come on your money,

what money do we owe you now?

- That's not what we're here for.

- Then what for?
- What about them gunshots.

- Gunshots?
- That's what we're here for.

- What gunshots?
- Gunshots yesterday.

- I wasn't even here,
this my first time here.

- Damn, man.

- Where's my money at, bruh?
- What's wrong with you?

- What is wrong with you, man?

Where you mask?

- Where you mask at?

- Where you mask?

I'm a kill me a nigga.

- I'm a kill me one too.

- But what's wrong with him, man?

This is unfair.

- Come on, come on, man.

- What's wrong with your people.

Man, what's wrong with your people, man?

We gonna have your money.

We gon get your money.

- You said the next day-

- Time out.

I need to put my thinkin' cap on.

- What the fuck?

- Look at you brother.

- It's time to kill a nigga.

- Who makes you ashamed of being Black?

- Stop.

- It's time to kill a nigga.

- To hell with this shit,
look at you laughing.

- Yeah.

- Make America Great Again out of all?

Man, let's keep washing cars.

- Let's calm this situation
down, please, everybody relax.

- When you gonna have my money?

- I'll have your money-
- Tripping, man.

- Just as soon as we get it.

I told you in the morning

but we aint got-

- He just told you, man, why you...

Come on, man, we gonna have your money.

- More water?
- I just want my money.

- I got you, man.

- Calm down, man.

- All right, boy, we'll
try something radical.

Why you all so hostile, man?

- Man, Let's go.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

- What's up man? That nigga be racist.

- Get his badge number and report him.

- Give it to me so I can
do it right now, man.

Get his
badge number after this.

- This is crazy, man,

you got this shit going on at my carwash,

while this the only thing I got.

- That means we gotta
get the money to pay him.

- You don't know, you should help me...

- You better have my motherfucking money.

- Clean your girl, we clean
your car, dirty girl, dirty car,

clean girl, clean car.

Thickens for your chickens.

Certified by USA Department
Cleaning, organic materials.

Get your car washed.

Oh that's a nice, they got money, money.

Hey, yo, $100 car wash.

- But it says $25.

- $100, $100, what you talking about?

- But the sign, it says on the sign.

- $100 dollars yo.

- What you talking about?

You said, $25 yo.

What you mean?

The sign just says, $25.

Hey, hey, what's going on there?

- Read the sign, it says $25.
- Pressing up on the car.

- Back up, back up.

Hey this is my son.
- Man, you been so stupid

there, I don't give a fuck

about none of that.
- The fuck you

talk about stupid?

- Calm down, man look man.

The sign say $100,

for the man with the most-
- The sign says $25 dollars.

- It's $100 dollars for your broke ass.

- What broke ass?

I hold you broke nigga.
- Listen, listen, man, listen.

Tell the man what to do.

- Man, I told you, man

the sign is $100 for anybody with money.

You got a chain on,

you can pay $100 for a carwash, man.

- You aint got no shirt on,

- Man, and the quarantine fee.

- Its the day after....

- You need to take your ass
and go in there and bathe

or something, you niggas take fat ass

in that bathe and gonna let
you get this car washed.

- You need to get the rest
of your haircut fixed.

Dumb ass nigga

And you, come on back.
- Fuck him.

- Yeah, man, fuck y'all goddamn car wash.

I'll whoop your little ass, boy.

Lucky it's hot out here, motherfucker.

Oh shit, I need my food stamp card.

- I'm so glad that
everyone could come down

to the first drive in,

pay your tithes through the
cash app, baptist church.

Honk your horn one time.

If you can donate $20.

- $10.

Oh y'all gonna give me
my money damn money.

All right, I'm just playing,

just give me anything, 2
cents, 5 cents, 3 cents,

nickel, a dime, penny, I'll take whatever

you gonna give.
- Myron.

- The hell?

- Put your mask on.

- But it don't-

- Get your goddamn mask on.

You know, later you gonna put
your hand under your shirt,

and tell this bitch you robbing me.

- Where Myron?

- I don't know no damn Myron,

get going, I'm trying to get this money.

You got anything for...

What the hell?

- Myron.

Myron.

Myron.

Who is that bitch?

- Oh, hell no.

Who is that bitch?

- What are you talking about?

- Who is that bitch?

- This is dumb, dumb,

bitch you about to get both of us killed,

bitch, this is a fucking,

motherfucking robbery.

- Put your hands up.

Put your hands up.

What the fuck you
screaming for, where the strap?

Put them up.

- Put your hands up.

You got me.

- Damn.

- Stupid ass bitch.

- That's right you just
saved my fucking life.

That bitch is crazy,
man I'm telling you...

What's up then?

- Who the fuck is that bitch, Myron?

- What you mean who is that bitch?

Bitch you worried about me,

it's a whole fucking robbery going on

in this goddamn car

right now.
- It's a robbery?

You got me fucked up Myron.

- You can't happen to
just sit in a fucking car

with a bitch for no reason?

Get your dumb ass.

- Yes, 'cause your a fucking cheater,

and you're a liar.

- Bitch, I got the fucking
receipt right here, man,

they've been robbing shit outta me,

get your dumb ass.

What you, hey man.

Fuck, hey, get your
goddamn hands off me, man,

what's up, man?

- Damn.

- Hey man, I know y'all
still got some money

from y'all stimulus checks,

- Not me, I bought a
carwash with my money.

- Thought you had no water, man.

You ain't even had no water, man.

- It doesn't matter, what
you do with your money?

- You know what I did,

I blew my money on some bitches, man.

- Bitches, you see?

- Bitches?

- It don't matter, man,

I'm trying to do the right thing though,

I'm trying to take one of them bitches

back to the store right now,

I just ain't got the goddamn receipt.

- Man, what you talking about?

- Man, you aint talking
about a receipt, bruh.

But listen..
- You aint got no money?

No, no, no, but on a serious note-

- Oh I got something, I got
something, listen, listen,

you know how you used to do
all that little fitness shit?

We can get us an LA Fitness

Where we could work them
girls and get a lot of money,

One sit up.

But you don't even work out,

look at your body. Who
we gonna convince to..

Hey, no, listen.

You ain't even
got no workout body.

- I just had.... an idea.

- Man, listen, all jokes aside,

You gotta have that rent
money by the morning

the Rent Man came by the house,

and we ain't paid rent in 90 days.

The Rent Man came by-
- Oh no, no, no.

Come on, listen, hear me out now.

I can sell I'm one of the bitches, dog.

- Right.

- Sell some bitches, man, think about it.

We start a whore house, we
can sell some pussy, man,

we can get the money fast, bro.

- A house party?

- No man, not a house party...

Oh, fuck it, we ain't got to do the hoes,

like he just said it right there,

it's legal and everything.

A house party, bad bitches

all walking through
- At least you can-

- That motherfucker.
- Think about it.

- Titties, ass, everything.

- We just.. it's the day after quarantine,

people still running around
here with people sick.

Okay, that's all you worried about,

you would die worrying about ass, titties,

and ass and titties.

- Okay, put some masks on.

But they ain't got nothing

to do with booties and titties, man.

We ain't been around no coochies.

- You don't wanna work now,

no he still wanna go get
that barbershop, man,

that's all you ever worry
about, is that barbershop.

- That's it.

- But all I'm saying is this,

y'all letting these...

y'all get into hyped up with this media

and all that stuff, we
gotta protect ourselves.

But due to we gotta pay
this rent in the morning,

I'm down.

- See?

I told you this nigga was in-

- But, but,

have to wear the mask.

- Right.

- Everybody have to have a mask.

- Okay.

- Temperature check at the door.

- Right.
- Okay.

And one feet apart.

- And six feet apart.

Practice now.

- But how we gonna dance

on somebody, man?
- I'm trying to tell you,

the man be tripping'.
- I ain't worried about

dancing on nobody I'm
trying to get the money.

- Boy, we being quarantining
for this whole time,

boy, I ain't got no pussy,

I ain't been by no chick.
- What?

Imma be, lit booted it up.

- Talkn' my six feet, man, man.

- Dumb and dumber.

Look, look, we gonna throw the party

and we're gonna get this money

and then I'm gonna go
back to the barbershop,

'cause I'm tired

of with the carwash there.
- That's all he worrying about

is the barbershop.

The carwash?

That's what made y'all.

Y'all talkin' 'bout carwash.

- The car wash ain't make me,
the quarantine shut me down,

and you gave me a job.
- A bottle a car,

a cap a window.

Y'all don't remember?
- And don't forget the boots.

- And don't forget the goddamn boots.

- That's all that matter, yes.

- All right, so good.

Are we okay?

We can do this.

We're just gonna watch a movie, all right?

- Where do you have me at?

God awful film.

Frederick?

- Yes.

- Is this your idea of a date?

You've got me in the hood,

with all of these Negroes.
- This is our peoples,

All right?

You said you wanted to go on a date-

- Yes, but I meant take me
somewhere more civilized.

Didn't mean to come to an outdoor

hood gathering, Fredrick.

- When are you gonna be appreciative?

- I am a rich bitch, Frederick.

Hush your mouth, Frederick,

before I hush it for you.

- Let's have fun.

- Fun is taking me to a more civilized,

instead of getting me out here-

- Our people, all right?

That's who we trying to be around.

- And what is this film?

- The movie is gonna start
in a little bit, all right?

You gonna like it.

- And he's blowing his
marijuana in my face.

- Might need some of that,
keep blowing it bruh.

- You want a drink?

- Do you remember this gesture, Frederick?

It is the melanated side of my hand,

you keep flipping at the lip,

I shall be caressing it across your face.

Hoodlum, hoodlum.

- Bruh you good, bruh you good,

chill out, all right?

We aint gonna start this now, all right?

Stop playing, stop tripping
out here, all right.

You ain't gonna do that.
- I don't know him Frederick.

It doesn't matter.

- Uh uh, hush your lips, hush
your lips, hush your lips.

The city should've stayed closed.

- Maybe you right, look, check this out,

We gonna watch this movie,
breathe this fresh air, alright?

- It is rather fresh.

- All right, come on now, don't
wanna be stuck in the house.

- Frederick, run along
to the concessionary

and see if you can find me any wine.

None of that cheap shit.

- I doubt they got wine,

I'll get you something
else here, all right?

- Whatever, what have you.

Move much quicklier, I'm parched.

Hurry back, I don't want to get robbed.

This is actually
a funny movie .

In Georgia, some
businesses are already back open

and others will join them on Monday.

Despite criticism from President Trump,

Governor Kemp felt it was safe enough

to have the partial reopening
for non-essential businesses,

that included hair salons,
gyms, and nail salons,

businesses like restaurants
and movie theaters

and bowling alleys will be
allowed to reopen Monday

with restrictions.

News4Jax reporter Corley Peel

is joining us from the
Florida Georgia state line.

- What's up Deac?

Yeah, I heard.

Shop back open.

It's show time.

Yeah, all right, I'll see you.

Hey man, shop back open, man,

see you there early, yeah.

Lemme call up Snow, fuck that carwash.

Hey Snow,

man, I quit.

Fuck you, and fuck them boots.

Fuck that carwash.

You go to sleep,
without touching me.

You about to get shot tonight.

I aint got time to bitch up,

I'm trying to get a haircut baby.

- My friend.
- I aint your friend.

- I aint your friend.

And you always at my house.

He shouldn't
have told you though.

And did you
tell him about me and you?

- He shouldn't have told you.

- Did you tell him about me and you?

- No, I didn't.

- These guys think they
can handle us thick women

they got another thing comin' on girl.

- They got a whole other thing coming

and there better not

.- A little one.

Cause we need a big one

So, anyway...

- She gonna get shoot, you gonna get shot.

Shop back open, yeah.

What it do?

Man, you know they let
me go at the car wash?

I don't care anyway, I saw
on the news, shop back open.

- Come on, man.

- Hey

- Come on, man.

Hey, slow down,
man, yo who queens them is, man?

Damn.

I don't be on all that there man.

Gotta be a little careful, man.

I'm tryna check on you.

- I'm trying to go to occasion later.

She aint
answering the phone, man.

- Hey, I'm glad y'all here.

What you wanna do?

I want you to
rub my belly and all.

Hey, hey, hey, hold
up, hey, we got a chair open,

we got a chair open, the first chair.

- Oh hell no.

- Damn.

Hold on, hold on, I'm
a call you right back.

I'm a come check on you, hold on.

- What? you supposed to be at work.

You out here on the phone,

I'm looking for you, we
got clients in there,

we aint been open for 90 days.

They're trying to shut everything down.

It's the day after quarantine?

- My people just caught the Corona.

- They caught COVID-19?

Damn.

So what you're tryna do?

- I gotta go check on them.

- You definitely got to check on them.

Yeah, you know, stuff's rough.

Rough, it's rough, I can...

It's very rough, you know?

But at the end of the day,

we all gotta go take care of our people.

Here, I don't know how much it is,

you just take that and you
do what you need to do.

Just,
- You sure though?

- Take the day off..

- You sure?

- Take a couple of days off.

- I know, I know, you know,
you're trying to keep the shop.

- Yeah, we gotta keep
the shop, we gotta, man,

shit, gotta keep it all,

but if you need it, you need it,

if you don't, give my money back.

- All right.

- Later, man.

Go take care of your family,

and do what you need to do, all right?

Hey Jamal, put them in
a chair, I'm a cut 'em.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- What I did now?

There's a lot of stuff
going on out there, man.

We ain't taking this stuff serious.

A lot of stuff going on.

You is a very important
man in this neighborhood.

And we have a lot of people follow you,

You got a lot of followers.

If you gonna keep doing
all this stuff you doing,

a lot of people going
to get this coronavirus.

The coronavirus, they wear no masks,

aint no body taking it serious.

You are the one to take it serious.

- We gotta get money, man.

We've been closed, shop gonna get closed,

they trying to evict me out of apartment.

We just gotta get some money sometimes.

- But man, listen to me.

You the one who gonna make this work.

You the one who gonna make this happen.

You gotta get these people
start wearing these masks,

start talking to the people,

you know a lot of people.

Make it work nephew, make it work.

I'll make it work

Make it work.

- We're gathered here today,

to bless brother Snow's establishment.

But one thing you got to do

is I got to get my tithe, tithe, tithe.

I got to have it.

Brother Snow, where art thou?

Where at thou?

Brother Snow, brother Snow,

I've finished doing my blessing.

Now bless me with my money.

- What money I owe you?

Pastor keep it real.

- Man, you know this
man, don't play with me.

- Listen, man-

- Give me my damn money,

I have blessed this whole establishment,

you gonna have clients on top of clients.

- You crazy, man, you curse my brothers,

you keep 'em always coming
splashing my goddamn water.

Listen, I told you, a bottle a car,

and a cap a window.

You know, unless you-

- Blah, blah, blah, blah,
I can bless that water.

For $5 a bottle.

- Then you need to bless both bottles

$10 will get your hair washed,
what's wrong with you Pastor?

- Why you Keep talking about my damn hair.

Ain't nothing wrong with my damn hair,

you don't lost

your damn mind.
- Drink the water.

- Don't you touch me boy,

you better social
distance up in this thing,

I done tried to tell you.

- You need to get a carwash-

- I need my money.

- You need the carwash or what, pastor?

- Is I need my damn money, you owe me.

I done blessed this church,

and I done blessed this establishment.

- Can I get a front,

somebody at the front, please?

Where's them boys at?

- I'll be back for my prayer offering.

- All right pastor, come on back.

Hey, hello?

Where y'all at?

I need y'all to come up in the front,

'cause there's a pastor up
here looking for his money.....

I'll be back.

- I got you, come on man.

Trust me though.

I'll pay you $10, come on.

Come on, man, you know
it's a wait in here bro.

I got you, man, trust me.

Trust me.

All right.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- Don't fuck me up, bro, please.

- Let's go, I got you, bro, sit down, man.

- Let's go, let's go, come on, bro.

Goddamn, what the hell you doing, boy?

- Let me show you,

- You ain't got to do all that shit, man.

Yo ain't got to do that
shit to cut no hair, bro.

Ain't nobody else in
here do that shit bro.

- I got you, man.
- That ain't even much policy.

- It's game time.

- What the hell you doing bro?

- I gotta show them what's up?

- Come on bruh, you doing all that.

- You gotta take your
glasses off, man, come on.

- Make me look like a
million dollars, bro.

You better.

The Lord my
shepherd, I shall not want.

- Hey y'all.

Hey.

- I know y'all heard about
that quarantine party.

Yeah.

- What I did, Deacon Mohorn?

- What you talking about?

- What?

- What you talking about?

- What? The party?

- Yeah.

- Oh you aint know about the party?

Party is tonight.

- All right, listen,

Messin' around with that
goddamn "canteen" party now.

It's quarantine.

CANTEEN.

- Hey, hey, how y'all doing?

Hey.

Come here baby, God.....

- Baby wait, can't get your hair down

without that card right there girl.

- Okay, thank you baby.

How you stand?

You got a fat old ass.

Myron.

- What's up?

- Myron.

Who's that bitch, Myron?

- What do you mean, who's that bitch?

- I know you're not here
with that bitch, Myron.

Damn, who is that, Myron?

- You shut the hell up,
man, I don't even know who-

Don't talk to me
like that, who is that bitch?

- Shut the fuck up.

Look, man, I do Uber open door right now.

That don't even exist.

- It's a new app, shut the hell up.

It's not a new app Myron.

- It is a new app, I'm
doing Uber open door,

I don't just pull up
'em up in the front, man

I come in up and open the
door for their ass too.

- Let me see it.

- I aint gotta show you shit,

You drive them to the goddamn door

and then you walk up the door,

and you open the goddamn door for 'em.

He just be lying, girl.

- He always lying.

- You shut the hell up.

This aint got to do with you.

- Don't talk to him like that.

- She's just left and opened
the door her goddamn self

so I probably got a low rating now

'cause of your dumb ass.

- I'm a get you a low rating.

- I don't give a goddamn about

your damn low ratings.
- Just watch.

Just watch, I'm a get
you when we get home.

- Fuck you.

- I'm sick of that bitch, I'm sick of him,

I wanna go home.

- Because that's just mean.

- Hey.

Hey.

- Don't you dare hey me.

What's in the bloody hot negro hell.

I've been standing outside

for 30 whole seconds

and not one of you petty backward Negroes

have greeted me.

Sit your ass down, girl.

- I am a rich bitch.

And you addressing me with, hey,

is something similar to saying, "Hi,"

and his are for hoes.

Do I look like a hoe to you?

Ah, don't speak.

What are you ringing?

- I need all of you, all of you,

to sanitize yourselves immediately.

It's only one day after damn quarantine

and y'all acting like some heathens.

- Who the hell you think you are?

- You there.

Highlighter dress.

Hurry along with her hair,

I'll be needing you to style me.

Hey, hey, hey,
hey, what you doing?

- No lippidy, flippidy,
of the lip, hurry along.

You need to
go on out the door man.

And who are you to be addressing me, sir?

With your Stacy Adams.
- I'm the goddamn manager

of this damn joint.

- A manager?

- Yeah.

- Silence.

You being the manager, says
a lot about your taste.

What?

- Who are you?

- Man, hit the goddamn door, man,

and get on outta here.

- I shall be leaving this establishment,

but it's not because you told me to

with your swim trunks

and your cheap Burlington Stacy Adams.

Good luck with your
backwoods Negro barbershop.

- This shit he going crazy,
don't know what y'all gonna do

about this goddamn "canteen" shit,

but the world going crazy, man.

- Can you turn your headlights off please.

That money, that dope....

- Can you turn them off.

And you
end up having yourself-

Turn them off.

- We got it, we understood.

- Myron?

I knew it, I'm gonna get your ass.

Keylolo, Keylolo, Keylolo girl,

Myron here bitch.

He in the car, girl, get 'em.

Myron.

- What's up?

- I know you're not in
here with this bitch.

The same bitch from the salon?

- It is, I'm doing Uber open door, man,

she paid for a week
worth for Uber open door.

- You're a liar, you
ain't even got no job.

- I'm not lying, I got the app.

I told you about that damn
app, you never believe me

and guess what?

- I don't believe you.

- Well, you should
because I let you get...

He gonna let my ratings go down.

He done did my whole damn job, man,

I don't need you for my goddamn help, man.

Watch out, man.

- You're a liar.

- Come on man.

- I didn't pay for this.

- 'Cause you tripping man.

- You getting one star.
- Who is she?

- I just told you, man,

you just messed up all my money, man,

she just said I'm getting one star.

YOU'RE A LIAR

Get the fuck off me, man.

Yo, you better keep your hands off me.

Goddamn Kirk Franklin,
Muppet baby face-ass dude,

yo, leave me alone.

Leave me alone, man.
- Don't fucking bother him.

- Leave me alone, get in-

- Matter of fact, let's go.

- Now don't you ever put
your hands on me again.

Knock your fucking-
- Shut up and let's go.

- Before I whoop you, Oprah
Winfrey-looking motherfucker.

I'll be behind you, girl.

- Well, let's watch the movie.

'Cause you like movies,
let's watch the movie.

- Yeah, why you gotta be
with your goddamn friend?

I can't stand him, man.

He like a porcelain, Kirk Franklin guy.

I hate him.

And you gonna mess it up, man,

- Drive, drive, drive, drive.

- This say you suck dick a
little bit and you a guy.

But it's fine, that's another nigga

in there that suck dick too go ahead.

Live your life, that's all I say about it,

you know what I'm saying?

This one say I should go
high, you should go low.

What's up?

You gonna fuck with big nigga, or not?

What's happening?

Yeah, hold on, let me check
your temperature, now.

This work, do you check...

Your forehead's straight,

but your wig is a different temperature.

Now, I'm a let you in
'cause got a body like mine.

- You got me fucked up.

- I don't know, all right, look you...

Hold on, lemme see, lemme see.

- You don't need to check me,

I suck a bullet through a 40 on safety.

- Well, goddammit, that'll
get you in my party.

All right, looking like
a hot sauce bottle.

Hey, now, hey wait a minute COVID-19.

- COVID-19?

That's crazy, man.
- Hold on, man,

lemme check this shit, right?

This shit says you died six weeks ago.

- Never died six...

Come on, man.
- Boy, you got a whole

Sniper-Gang sweatsuit on, man.

Where did you get that?
- Yeah, man,

this from Florida, you know,

we Z'd up, till we squeeze up, man.

- Really?

You are not Black, sir.

- I ain't gotta be Black.

- No, man, nigga, watch out, man.

Skeletor, bounce bro.
- Why you got to be Black?

I can't get in?

- No, man.

- But I can pay to get in,

what you talking about?
- Bro, watch out, bro.

You look like a federal
agent in a jogging suit.

- Federal agent?

- Skate out......peace.

What's up boy?

Aint it passed your bedtime, boy?

- What you mean boy, I'm 32.

- What you got in here, bro, candy?

Lemme check your forehead.

I don't know if you're old enough, bro.

- Hey, aren't you gonna
let me step inside-

- You got candy in your purse?

- Man, go get in there,
get your ass in there.

Get somebody boy

Hey, man, don't be smelling
your finger, nigga.

Hold on, Gunna, wait a minute, goddammit.

Let me check your forehead, Juice World.

- Hold on, man.

- What you got going on?

Nigga, you cannot get in with this belt.

Nigga you got that shit
from the Shopping Network.

Is that a Bedazzled belt?

You got to unplug the USB on that

before you go in.
- Well guess what?

Man, fuck it.

This I'm not having it, hold on, hold on.

- Go ahead in there, drip or drown,

go on, man, get your ass in there.

Myron.

- I know that nigga's mix tape is trash.

Hold on, Lil Wayne.

- Oh no, we gotta get in.

- Wait a minute, wait
a minute, uh-ah, uh-ah.

- Excuse me?

- I got specific instructions.

- What instructions?

- I don't know if I can let y'all in.

- Myron.

- I gotta check on...

Hold on, hold on, I got
to check on y'all now.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Fuck these instructions,

bitch lets go-
- Hole on bro, hold on.

I got a specific instruction.

I don't know if I can let y'all in.

- You're gonna let us in.

- You can go to the wing
spot around the corner.

Wing Spot around the corner?.

he's so damn unbelievable.

- Once again, where's the manager?

- You real tall, lower your tone.

- And you real short.

So I understand everything might seem loud

- You gotta go.

- Can't do it.

I don't know why.
- Why?

Make him let us in.

- Mercury retrograde.

- Let us in.
- Let us in the club.

- Uh-ah, that's not how
you hold a gun, bitch.

- I know, look

at how you holding it.
- Hold the fucking gun right.

- How you gonna murder me?

Goddammit, try again.

All right, get in, lemme get you in.

They got nappy, hey your coat nappy.

What's happening bro.

Hold on, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

- I know y'all niggas
aint having no function

in my goddamn establishment.
- Hold on bro,

you got the whole human
trafficking outfit on.

Where are you going, son?

- Where am I going?

Nigga where you going?

Bro you like a ticket scalper bro.

- You look like a black Antonio Banderas.

- Where's Myron?

Where the fuck?

Where Myron?

Where's Myron?

Oh shit.

- Who is that bitch?

What's up, man?

- Myron.
- Oh shit, hold on, G.

Who is that?

Yeah, who is that?

- What you mean who is that?

- Man, the print on your
shirt is aggressive.

I don't know you tone.

- I got this shirt

from the Megan Thee Stallion concert 2020.

- I don't know your tone man,

you got that human trafficking
look to yourself, bro.

- Hey man, fuck all that, bro.

Could you get him out here?

And you know who the
fuck I'm talking about.

- I don't know what you talking about.

I don't speak English.
- Come on, bro.

- I don't speak English, bro.

- I'm trying to figure out

who the fuck that bitch
is my goddamn self.

- I remember you were liking
her shit on Instagram.

Yeah, liking
her shit on Instagram.

- Man shut your dumb ass up,

bitch aint paying me, now,
I'm a fucking custodian

I'm here to clean

the goddamn party.
- Damn where's

your receipt Myron?

I aint gotta take that Oh, shit.

You know what?

Shoot that bitch.

- Now, I swear to God, I'm...

- Man, can I get inside?

- No, you can't get in there, bro.

- Tell Puncho and Myron

to bring their ass out here.
- They will come out here,

but I'm sorry you can't get in bro.

- I need some money
then, you got me money?

You're the one that's
collecting the money?

- Bruh, I don't know what
you're talking about.

We shall not be moved.

I'm silent-protesting right now.

- You are doing a lot of
things not silent, bro,

judging by yourself.

- I'm ordering Uber Eats for me and you,

What you want?

- All right, lemme get the two-piece, hot.

Lemon pepper.

- That's what's up.

- Wings.
- Wet?

No hell no, I don't eat that.

Fish.
- All right, cool.

- Lemme get fish, and then some fries.

- I thought you would be
vegan with this shirt.

- Nigga are you vegan?

- Nigga, I'm vegan sometimes,

don't worry about my business,

I'm trying to see why you got

this bull fighter shirt on.

- This shit's amazing.

- Man, you know-
- Got this shit

at a Mega Stallion concert...

Hey, man, come on.

- Watch out, man, the shirt

came with boots.
- Myron.

- Your shirt came with boots, sir.

You got to leave.

Tell him I'm a be outside.

- Hey, man, I don't know
what you gonna do bro.

But goddamn, Black Lives Matter, man.

Your shirt matter too.

Yes.
- Hey.

Money, money, money, money.

Cheese, rent, no more rent.

Run for the police no more.

Come on, hey, money,

Money.

- I had a dream like Martin Luther King,

we're gonna pay the motherfucking rent,

we aint gotta worry about
landlord shit no more.

Listen, we made it.

- Listen here.

Money, money, money.

- Listen, I don't think I wanna pay

the motherfucking landlord
up for real, though.

- No, we gotta pay the man.

- Oh shit.

- Hey what's up?

- How you doing, boss?

- Hey how you doing?
- How you doing there, son?

- We got your money.

We gotta pay you.

- Oh no, don't, hold his money yet,

don't give him his money yet.

One thing you need to know.

- Get your hands off me, bro.

- Hey listen, don't talk feisty to me.

- Hold on brother.

- You don't talk feisty to me.

- Hey get your...

Social distance.

- Hold on, listen, why is you here?

It's night time, you get
your rent in the mornin'.

- Hey, well, shit, like
my grand mama said,

you know what I'm saying,
you got to pay the rent.

Go ahead and pay on up.

- Hold on, hey whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I want my money, man.

- Listen, you do not have
your bodyguards tonight,

and I have my money and I got some people

in the house that will whoop your ass.

So what I need you to
do is understand this,

we got your money, for the house

IN FULL

Hey listen, oh no, whoa.

I told you we will have
your money in the morning,

but since we got your money

the night before in the morning...

- You can have the boots.

- You can have the boot.

- Tell him again.

- Money, yeah.

- All that little nasty shit,

something gonna happen.

Dirty motherfuckers.

- KJ?

You okay? What's going on?

You okay?

- Lord he makes no mistakes,

it's the day after quarantine,

and damn I'm sure glad.

You see that out there.

Ridiculous.

Won't he do it?

Won't I do it?

You know, something
like that makes me think

about what Kevin Hart used to say to him.

He used to throw flames on them.

Throw flames.

Throw flames.

Throw flame flames.

On 'em out this thing

Oh, I feel like doing it.

I'm gonna do it one time.

Flame, flame, flame, flame, flame, flame.

Flame, flame, flame,
flame, flame, flame, flame.

- Where your mom at?

Where?

Which one?

Go on over there,

you don't need to be sitting right here.

This ain't no goddamn Toys R Us.