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(theme music playing)
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You know, none of this
would happen
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if you just
bought me a car.
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You know what,
maybe you're right.
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So I could run you over,
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and get charged
for manslaughter.
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I can see myself
telling the judge,
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"Yes, Your Honor,
I did it, I did it,
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but I didn't know
the brakes was faulty."
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(phone ringing)
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Hello.
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Yeah, this is Bernie Mac.
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Tasha?
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No, I don't remember you.
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Oh, Sarah Brown's
your grandmother.
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Yeah, you know,
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you're the one who used
to sit on top of my car
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all the time...
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Tasha?
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Is this really you?
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America, what is it
with teenage girls?
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You think they like drama?
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Get some kind of charge
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out of pushing folks' buttons?
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Well, I can push back.
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You know.
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(dog barking)
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BERNIE: This is good.
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Can I watch TV now?
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No, I want you to go,
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and I want you
to rewrite this.
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So you can read it
more clear.
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And especially
for your teacher
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to read it
more clear, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, honey.
Hey, baby.
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Dinner will be ready
in ten.
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Okay.
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Oh, could you do me a favor?
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Hmm?
Could you go downstairs
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and get the foldaway bed
for me, please?
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What, you anticipating
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a fight I'm going to lose
or something?
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It's not for you, silly.
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It's for Vanessa's friend Tasha.
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Isn't she in Chicago?
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Not this week.
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She's visiting her aunt
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and she's going to spend
a couple days with us.
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You see that?
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America, Nessa been home
all afternoon.
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I mean, had plenty of chances
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to ask me anything she wants.
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But no, she thinks she's slick.
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Figures she'll ask
Aunt Wanda,
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'cause see,
she's the weak link.
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The girl really working
my nerve, America,
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with her teenage boo.
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Aw, Wanda, come on.
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I don't know about all that,
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rewarding Nessa right now.
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You know, all her
grades are slipping.
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She's not where she's
supposed to be.
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She's talking back.
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I don't know. I don't think
that's a good idea.
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I really don't.
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You know,
it's her best friend
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from Chicago.
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Come on, this is a
once-in-a-lifetime
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kind of thing,
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okay?
Yeah.
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Plus, I've already
said it was okay.
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I figured that.
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But I tell you what--
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if I catch her
sitting on my car,
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I'm going to beat her
like she's one of mine.
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Three...
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four...
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five...
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six...
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What are you doing?
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Pumping up the pythons.
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Why?
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Because...
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Vanessa's friend Tasha's
coming back from Chicago.
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So when she gets here,
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I want her to see
how cool I've gotten
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so she can report back
to the old crew.
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Crew? I thought you didn't
have any friends.
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I wouldn't expect you
to remember anyway.
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If you don't mind,
and even if you do,
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I have stuff to do, so bye-bye.
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Get out of here.
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Vamanos.
Adios, muchacha.
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Wait, wait,
Ricky is hot now?
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Ricky?
Yeah, girl. His skin cleared up
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and he came back
from juvie all buff.
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Juvie?
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What'd he get locked up for?
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Uncle Bernie,
Tasha and I
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have a lot of catching
up to do.
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Come on, I'll show
you my room.
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Hang on a sec.
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Mr. Mac?
Yes?
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My auntie wanted you
to have this.
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You know, to thank you
for letting me visit.
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Oh, wow! Thank you.
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It's German chocolate.
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One of my favorites.
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Uncle Bernie?
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Yeah, baby?
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I was just hoping...
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and, you know, Tasha is a
really big Usher fan.
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The biggest.
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And you know he's in town.
No, I didn't know.
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Could you get us
Usher tickets, please?
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Do you believe this girl?
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I mean, talks to me
like dirt,
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goes behind my back,
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treat me like a servant.
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Now she gets her friend
to give me a cake.
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And she thinks I'll just
forget about it?
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She can just con me
with confection?
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Butter me up with butter cream?
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Well, they can scheme
all they want, people,
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but I sure as hell
ain't rewarding it.
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So to that, America,
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my answer is...
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No.
No?
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You know I don't stutter.
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Told you.
Mm-hmm.
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You told her what?
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What'd she tell her?
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Well...
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Thank you.
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See, now they're all mad
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'cause I saw through
their little game.
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Well, I'm sure they're going
to come up with something else.
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It's going to be
a long weekend, America.
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But I tell you what...
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(sniffing)
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Mmm...
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Hey.
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this some good-ass
cake though.
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I mean damn good.
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(humming tune)
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VANESSA: He only said no
to the concert
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because he hates me.
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Well, I wish someone
would hate me enough
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to buy me my own computer.
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Shoot, this thing
runs circles
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around the ones
at the library.
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Chi town in the house.
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I know that ain't Jordan.
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Look at you all
big and handsome.
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Well, you know.
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I bet you got girls
all over you.
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Well, I'm still
playing the field.
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So, how's Deshaun?
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Is he still hang out
with Smert
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and Little Ray
and them?
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Pretty much.
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Hey, Tasha...
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Oh, you remember our gin game.
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I also remember that
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it was 423 to 302.
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Mine.
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Not after this weekend.
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All right, then.
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I'm fixin' to bounce.
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I got to check
my messages.
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Drove me out.
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I know you don't plan
on leaving
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and leaving your bed
like that.
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Uncle Bernie,
I don't have time.
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Tasha and I have
a very big day planned.
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And you're going to start
by making up your bed.
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Hop to it.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Hey, don't touch that.
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That's valuable art.
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I know. It's Bakota.
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Bakota?
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You know about Bakota?
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Yeah, I took
an appreciation class
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at Northwestern last summer.
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Wow, was it for
community service?
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No. I just like it.
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Besides, it will look great
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on the college application.
Yeah.
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College application.
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Uh, that don't sound
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like any teenager I know.
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And "appreciate"
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ain't even
in Nessa's vocabulary.
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Hmm?
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Hmm...
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So graceful, yet strong.
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That's what I love
about Bakota statuary.
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Me, too.
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They're so doggone
graceful and strong.
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This actually
is my favorite.
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Oh, that's Yorba.
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Yorba?
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They're a different tribe.
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Yeah, this is nice.
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They were really faithful
with the reproduction.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, yeah.
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This was a gift.
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Come on, Tasha.
Let's go.
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Nessa, did you
make up your bed?
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Yes, Uncle Bernie.
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Girl, I can't believe
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you have all this stuff
in your house.
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I've only seen this
in museums.
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You are so lucky.
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This stuff creeps me out.
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America.
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Here I was thinking
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that all teenagers
came like Nessa,
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but you know what,
they don't.
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Look at Tasha.
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She's polite,
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appreciates art,
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talks to adults.
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Face it, America,
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she's delightful.
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Hope some of her
will rub off on Nessa.
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Ooh, that would be real nice.
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Wow, she's a delightful
young lady.
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Mm.
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"Would you like some of this?"
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"Thank you."
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(chatting)
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(giggling)
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Okay, so what'd you think
of Muscle Beach?
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Pretty wild, huh?
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Insane.
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I got two dozen socks
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for four dollars.
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Afternoon, ladies.
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Ugh, you stink.
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I wouldn't expect you
to recognize
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Top Shelf Cologne.
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And I won't allow you
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to make my room
smell like Bigfoot.
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Hey, hands off the guns!
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So, Tasha...
Out!
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(high-pitched) Ow!
(deep voice) I mean, ow!
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Let go of me!
Get out.
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JORDAN: Ow!
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Your game's still off.
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That's the second ten
you've seen me pick up.
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Wow, Miss Vi,
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she still got that store
over there by Water Tower?
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And does she still sell
those hot pickles?
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I mean, Nessa,
you used to be crazy
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about those hot pickles.
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With the peppermint
in the center of them.
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That was a check cashing place
for the last four years.
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You're kidding.
Nope.
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I guess they didn't want
Boobie Green and them
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to have to run so far
after they robbed people.
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Boobie Green.
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(chuckles)
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Gin.
Wow.
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I guess I should pay
more attention.
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Can we deal you in?
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Sure. I want to play.
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Come on. Deal me in.
272
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,817
I'm done.
273
00:10:18,893 --> 00:10:19,533
Sure?
274
00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:21,362
But you all play.
275
00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:23,707
All right, I'll play.
276
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,032
But let me warn you,
sister:
277
00:10:28,111 --> 00:10:30,251
I'm a ba-ad man.
278
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,580
Mr. Mac?
Hmm?
279
00:10:31,656 --> 00:10:32,826
I just wanted
you to know,
280
00:10:32,907 --> 00:10:34,167
I really appreciate
the way
281
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,582
you've welcomed me
into your home.
282
00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:37,290
Ah, that ain't nothing.
283
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,130
Hey, that don't get you
off easy.
284
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,675
I'm still a ba-ad man.
285
00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,147
Why'd you leave?
286
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,147
Why'd you stay?
287
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,432
It's a good thing
I did.
288
00:10:46,504 --> 00:10:47,604
'Cause guess what?
289
00:10:47,672 --> 00:10:49,222
Your uncle got us
Usher tickets.
290
00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:50,678
We're going
to the concert.
291
00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:51,628
He did?
292
00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:53,489
Yeah. Isn't he great?
293
00:10:53,561 --> 00:10:55,061
Please.
All he probably did
294
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,862
was pick up the phone
and call his agent.
295
00:10:57,941 --> 00:11:00,401
So? He still did it.
296
00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:02,486
And I'm going to see
my future baby daddy
297
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,566
live on stage
298
00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,446
without commercial interruption.
299
00:11:05,523 --> 00:11:07,963
Now, come on,
help me pick out my outfit.
300
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,535
(upbeat music playing)
301
00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:13,292
Hey, you all have
a good time,
302
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,288
but don't forget,
303
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,039
be back by 11:00.
304
00:11:16,117 --> 00:11:17,667
I know.
305
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:18,764
Okay.
306
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,472
When I say 11:00, doggone,
307
00:11:27,545 --> 00:11:29,005
I mean 11:00 in this time zone!
308
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:32,388
We're sorry, Mr. Mac.
We lost track of the time.
309
00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:34,187
And Usher did another encore.
310
00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:36,269
And I don't know what
you're so worked up about.
311
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:37,935
We were only 20 minutes late.
312
00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:39,734
Because 20 minutes
of your minutes
313
00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,977
is 80 minutes of mine.
314
00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:44,619
Next time I tell you
something, do it.
315
00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:51,493
He is so... ugh!
316
00:11:51,569 --> 00:11:54,079
Come on, Vanessa.
We were late.
317
00:11:54,155 --> 00:11:55,495
How can you take his side?
318
00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:56,913
'Cause you're trippin'
319
00:11:56,991 --> 00:11:59,291
and you have been since
the minute I got here.
320
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:00,198
I mean...
321
00:12:00,278 --> 00:12:01,838
look what you've got.
322
00:12:01,913 --> 00:12:03,553
So you're saying
he's great just because
323
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,087
he has a nice house
and a pool?
324
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,506
Vanessa, it's me Tasha.
325
00:12:07,585 --> 00:12:09,085
You know I don't
trip like that.
326
00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:12,180
He's great because
he obviously cares about you.
327
00:12:12,256 --> 00:12:13,146
But as soon as
he comes around,
328
00:12:13,224 --> 00:12:14,434
you turn into
a total bitch.
329
00:12:14,509 --> 00:12:16,809
You're all,
"Leave me alone."
330
00:12:16,886 --> 00:12:18,186
Yeah, well, you know what?
331
00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:20,862
Right about now,
alone sounds pretty good.
332
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,988
Oh.
333
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,988
So it's like that now?
334
00:12:26,437 --> 00:12:27,867
Whatever.
335
00:12:31,108 --> 00:12:33,958
(upbeat music playing)
336
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,676
When does Tasha
arrive in Chicago?
337
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,587
Didn't she have
a direct flight?
338
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,006
I don't know.
339
00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:50,264
BERNIE: Bet you miss her
already, huh?
340
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,306
Would you just leave me alone?
341
00:12:53,631 --> 00:12:55,181
You know what?
342
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:58,278
I think maybe we sent
the wrong girl back.
343
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:00,780
Just a thought...
344
00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:03,693
America.
345
00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:05,776
Just a thought.
346
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,202
(sigh)
347
00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:19,503
Aunt Wanda?
348
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:20,594
Yeah?
349
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,547
Am I a total bitch?
350
00:13:22,952 --> 00:13:24,672
Excuse me?
351
00:13:24,745 --> 00:13:26,545
I mean,
the way Uncle Bernie and I
352
00:13:26,622 --> 00:13:28,172
are always fighting.
353
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,423
Is it my fault?
354
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,234
Not totally, no.
355
00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:35,051
But maybe
what the problem is
356
00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:37,561
is that every time
he says something to you,
357
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:40,023
you turn it into an attack.
358
00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:41,234
So it is my fault?
359
00:13:41,304 --> 00:13:43,034
I didn't say that.
360
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,200
Just...
361
00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:48,775
be a little more open to him.
362
00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:50,443
You know, a little more open
363
00:13:50,521 --> 00:13:52,871
and less confrontational.
364
00:13:53,983 --> 00:13:56,493
Maybe take
an interest in him.
365
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,749
You think you might want
to do that?
366
00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:03,666
BERNIE: Ah , hey, thanks, baby.
367
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,047
You're welcome, honey.
368
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,419
Come on, sweetheart,
you mind?
369
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:10,257
Oh, honey,
just playing with you.
370
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,263
You're so cute.
371
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,268
Hey, Uncle Bernie.
372
00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:14,169
Hey to yourself.
373
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,139
You want to watch
a movie?
374
00:14:15,212 --> 00:14:16,312
You'll probably like it.
375
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,609
It's old.
376
00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:22,273
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
377
00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:23,765
oh, here we go.
378
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,990
'Nessa up to her
old tricks, America.
379
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,525
You know, I'm not as old
as she makes me out to be,
380
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,152
but I'm no rookie, either.
381
00:14:31,228 --> 00:14:32,448
(chuckles)
382
00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:34,281
Oh, no. Yeah.
383
00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,077
I got her faded.
384
00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:39,288
Now, you and I both know
385
00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:40,952
this ain't about no old movie.
386
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,460
So why don't you
just come on out
387
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,461
and tell me
what you really want?
388
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:45,793
Come on, 'Nessa.
389
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,462
What you really want?
390
00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:49,136
Why can't you ever...?
391
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:52,471
You know what?
Forget it.
392
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,381
Forget I even asked.
393
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,940
Forget it.
394
00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:00,983
(humming)
395
00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:04,441
What?
396
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,602
Sometimes you're just
impossible.
397
00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:08,481
What'd I do?
398
00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:10,477
She was trying
to be nice to you.
399
00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:12,289
You just attacked her.
400
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:13,782
I didn't touch her.
401
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,818
No, not right
off the bat.
402
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,912
But you accused her
403
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,123
of having
an ulterior motive.
404
00:15:19,193 --> 00:15:20,993
She came in here,
trying to do a better job
405
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,330
of getting along
with you.
406
00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:25,416
But I guess
that's impossible.
407
00:15:33,374 --> 00:15:36,274
(upbeat music playing)
408
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:45,187
I'm ready for my close-up,
Mr. DeMille.
409
00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,400
Huh?
410
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,521
Okay, I give up.
What did I do now?
411
00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:52,369
I guess I deserve that.
412
00:15:53,769 --> 00:15:55,289
You know, 'Nessa,
I didn't know
413
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,696
you really wanted
to watch this film.
414
00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:58,492
And I didn't know you
knew about William Holden.
415
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,076
What you know
about William Holden?
416
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,713
Who?
417
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,210
You don't know much
about this movie, do you?
418
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,253
I know that
it's in black and white
419
00:16:09,326 --> 00:16:11,216
and that you can keep it
five days instead of two
420
00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:13,415
like they do
with the new stuff. (chuckles)
421
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:16,627
She doesn't want to watch
that movie, America.
422
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:20,589
She only got it 'cause
she thought I'd like it.
423
00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:22,361
She's making a real effort.
424
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:26,226
And I attacked her for it.
425
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:27,392
Damn.
426
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,354
You know, maybe this
could be a start
427
00:16:30,431 --> 00:16:31,991
of something new for us.
428
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,111
Excuse me, America.
429
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:36,326
I tell you what.
430
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:41,074
Let you and I forget
about that old movie
431
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,160
and I take you
to your favorite
432
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,325
French restaurant.
433
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:48,164
Oh, but Aunt Wanda's
making dinner.
434
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,760
Oh, that's right.
435
00:16:51,118 --> 00:16:52,178
Meat loaf.
436
00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:53,893
Ugh.
437
00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:56,342
I'll make reservations.
438
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,305
(French music playing)
439
00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:04,268
(indistinct chatter)
440
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,947
(sighs heavily)
441
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,445
You feel a draft in here?
442
00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:18,538
I feel a draft in here.
443
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,276
No?
444
00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:22,287
It is to me.
445
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,379
This is like pulling teeth.
446
00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:27,323
In fact,
447
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:30,457
I'd rather be at
the dentist right now.
448
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:34,127
'Nessa and I ain't never been
lost for words before.
449
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:37,133
Well, not if you count
screaming at each other,
450
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:38,176
you know.
451
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,023
But...
452
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,482
(French music playing)
453
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,446
(gargling)
454
00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:03,575
They say it's going
to be cloudy all week.
455
00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:05,485
You said that.
456
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,832
Yeah, I did, didn't I?
457
00:18:06,902 --> 00:18:09,592
(chuckles)
458
00:18:10,906 --> 00:18:12,216
Hey...
459
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,182
penny for your thought.
460
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,053
I was just thinking
461
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:20,842
that Aunt Wanda's meat loaf
isn't that bad.
462
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,166
You hear her?
463
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:26,301
America, the nerve of that girl.
464
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,850
Well, she's right.
465
00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:30,143
I eat the back
of a raccoon's ass
466
00:18:30,217 --> 00:18:32,267
to get out of here right now.
467
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,274
Pi-ong!
468
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,489
Check!
469
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:55,964
Just going to refill
my drink
470
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,585
and then I'll leave you alone.
471
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,064
Uncle Bernie?
Hmm?
472
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,729
You feel like playing
a round of gin rummy?
473
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:14,281
I sure do.
474
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:16,651
Hey, but let me
warn you.
475
00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:19,478
I'm pretty doggone good.
476
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:23,318
I know. You're a ba-ad man.
477
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,405
Sit down.
478
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:30,327
You know something, America?
479
00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:33,522
'Nessa and I...
480
00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:36,917
will probably never have
that chatty thing going on.
481
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,136
But this...
482
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,643
this speaks volume.
483
00:19:50,631 --> 00:19:52,151
This speaks volume.
484
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,189
(upbeat music playing)
485
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:13,004
BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Ain'tno stopping us now ♪
486
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,629
♪ We've got groove ♪
487
00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:17,134
Gin.
488
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:19,457
Four out of seven.
489
00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:20,675
(chuckles)
490
00:20:22,037 --> 00:20:23,087
All right.
491
00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:24,803
Come on.
Okay.
492
00:20:24,873 --> 00:20:26,353
(chuckles)
493
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,465
I know you're not going
to admit it, but...
494
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,185
I'm your mentor.
495
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:37,726
BACKUP SINGERS: ♪ Ain'tno stopping us now ♪
496
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,323
♪ We've got groove ♪
497
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,323
SINGER: ♪ There's beenso many things ♪
498
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:46,903
♪ That's held us down ♪
499
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,489
♪ But now itlooks like things ♪
500
00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:50,714
♪ Are finally comin' around ♪
501
00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:56,905
Oh, P-boy.
502
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,509
You know, they don't
call me that
503
00:20:58,582 --> 00:20:59,622
out here anymore.
504
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,040
Maybe not in L.A., dawg,
505
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,502
but around here
you're always going
506
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,762
to be P-boy.
507
00:21:03,838 --> 00:21:05,748
Listen, I'm not scared
of you anymore.
508
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,761
So you just be glad
I'm not in Chicago
509
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,433
'caused I'd haveto show you what's up.
510
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,551
Excuse me.
511
00:21:10,627 --> 00:21:12,477
Kiss your sister for me.
I'm out.
512
00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:19,394
I showed him, didn't I, boy?
513
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,534
Didn't I, boy?
514
00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:22,114
Yes, I did.
515
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,120
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