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Who makes the best hamburgers
in the world?
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Royal Burger!
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Think again, boy.
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Uncle Bernie!
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That's right, baby girl.
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A little cheese
over here.
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Okay, where are the pickles?
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Jordan,
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how many times
I tell you about
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bringing bugs into the house?
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But it's a stagmomantis
carolinus.
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His name is Fred,
and he's my friend.
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Ain't you got other friends
you can play with, boy?
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Yeah, I got John Lennon,
the beetle, in my room.
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Well, put Fred in there
with the rest of them. Go on.
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America, what am I supposed
to do with this boy?
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When I was his age,
we were fighting
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to keep the bugs out
of the house.
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Making me itch.
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Shoot.
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Y'all itching?
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(Bernie whistling)
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Hey, honey.
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Hey, baby, what's
for dessert?
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Uh-uh. That's for
Vanessa and her friend.
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Oh, come on, baby.
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You keep treating
her friends,
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they ain't gonna never stop
coming over here.
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Honey, be nice.
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It's a boy.
His name is Reggie.
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Hold on.
You haven't met him?
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No.
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You know his parents?
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No.
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Where do they live at?
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In California.
Is he white?
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Here we go, America.
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See, I'm supposed to be nice.
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Wanda don't see 'em like I do.
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Watch this.
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Right here.
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This is how Wanda sees them.
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Now this is what I see.
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Varsity, dope-smoking.
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Junior Varsity, crack.
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Hold on.
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Wanda.
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Me.
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"Grand Theft Auto Team.
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Most Likely to Get Your Daughter
in the Family Way."
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You see that, huh?
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Well, I don't think so.
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America, I don't think so.
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Honey, relax.
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Vanessa has a good head
on her shoulders.
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I don't care.
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I'm still running
a check on the boy.
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Honey, you don't
even know his last name.
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What last name?
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Baby, we're going
to get through this.
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Trust me.
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Honey, do you wear
those shoes over there?
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No.
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Okay, good.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Wanda, Wanda,
what you doing, baby?
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Oh, honey, honey,
I need the space.
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No. What you
need to do
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is give some
of these shoes to the homeless.
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That's what
you need to do.
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I can't give none
of these shoes to the homeless.
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Why not?
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Because the homeless
don't need
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to walk around
in high heels.
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What?
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They can walk
around in these.
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Thank you. Uh-uh.
Don't. Uh-uh.
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Ooh! Wow, man,
this house is dope.
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Yeah, it's okay.
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You want
to watch TV?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Oh.
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This is
my brother Jordan,
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and that's
his friend Fred.
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What's up, Jordan?
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Wassup, Fred?
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Fred says, "Wassup?"
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No, he doesn't.
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Uncle Bernie
wants you.
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What now?
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Not you. You.
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He's in the den.
Good luck.
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The den's at the
end of the hall.
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You want me
to go with you?
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No, no, that's okay.
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I can handle it.
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Fred says,
"Good luck."
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Yeah.
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(suspenseful music)
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Hi.
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That way.
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(suspenseful music)
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Uh... sir,
you wanted to see me?
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I want to see you, Reggie.
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I didn't say you could sit down,
Reggie.
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Have a seat, Reggie.
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What are you two
rascals doing?
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Vanessa's friend is in there
with Uncle Bernie.
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We're trying to get the scoop.
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Hey, you two know
better than that.
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You shouldn't be listening in
on other people's business.
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Now, scat.
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Let's get to the meat.
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What kind of drugs you like,
Reggie?
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Uh... None, sir.
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What do you
like to steal?
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Uh... nothing, sir.
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How often do you
disrespect women?
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Not at all.
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You like James Brown?
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Yes.
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Complete this lyric.
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"Sold me out..."
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"For chicken change."
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(Bernie laughing)
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(both laughing)
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I didn't say
you could laugh, Reggie.
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Friends, Romans, players,
America...
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lend me your ears.
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All right,
let's cut through the crap.
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Doggone it, thumbs down.
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Case closed.
Feed him to the lions.
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Vanessa ain't dating no boys.
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Straight up on the real.
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Straight up.
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(pop music playing)
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Stay tunedfor Justin Timberlake's
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world premiere video,coming up next.
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So, Jordan,
you sure Fred's still alive?
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I haven't seen him
move in a while.
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I can hear
him breathing.
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That's good news.
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I can hear
you breathing,
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and that's
not good news.
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Now, get
out of here.
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Let me just watch
this music video.
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Justin Timberlake
can dance.
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That's just some
old Jackson Five moves.
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He's copying the way
Michael Jackson sings, too.
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No way. J.T. is an innovator.
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He has all his own stuff.
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♪ Eee, hee, hee. ♪
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That's J.T. all the way.
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Jordan, trust me.
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Look, I'll bring you some
old Jackson Five CDs, okay?
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You'll see what I'm saying.
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Justin Timberlake is
straight jackin' the old school.
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All right,
bring it in.
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I want to hear
the old school.
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Would you look at that?
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If this boy can get Jordan
interested in old school,
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who knows what's next?
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Sports, girls, friends--
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and all of it's bug-free.
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He sure would
be good for Jordan.
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Too bad Nessa's too young
to have a boyfriend.
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(crowd yelling)
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America, stay the lions.
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I say, let the man live.
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Nessa's too young
to have a boyfriend,
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but she's not too young
to think she has a boyfriend.
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Oh... I'm a wise king.
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I might have
to get me a bigger crown.
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Get some new pillars in here.
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Some new servants.
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Jordan, what's up?
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Nothing. Just trying
to hit an old wasp nest down
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so I can analyze it.
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Oh. Well, hey, I brought
you some Jackson Five CDs.
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Cool.
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Whoa!
You hit that far.
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Aw, it's just a pebble.
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Hey, you ever been
to the cages?
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I don't have any idea
what you're talking about.
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The batting cages.
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Still nothing.
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Look at your target.
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Swing.
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Reggie Jackson--
my main man.
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What's up, baby?
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His name
is Reggie Daniels.
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I was just telling
Jordan about the batting cages.
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And I want to go.
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What? You want to go
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to the batting cages?
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Boy, I'll take
you right now.
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I'll start the car.
You throw him in.
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Okay. I'm just going
to go get Vanessa.
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What you going to get Nessa for?
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Oh, that's right.
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Ohh!
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Dang, boy, you got
a cork in that bat?
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That was cool!
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I want to hit a home run
just like Reggie.
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Someday, son.
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Someday.
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Oh! He did it again.
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BOTH:
Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!
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You hear that, America?
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He wants to hit a home run.
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He used a baseball term.
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This is good.
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Real good.
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Yeah!
That a boy!
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Way to go!
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That was because
I changed my stance.
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Thanks, Reggie.
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Can we go now?
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Come on.
Chillax, Nessa.
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I didn't know you
were that selfish.
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Reggie going
to show him
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how to choke up on
the bat, and bunt.
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Right, Reggie?
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Wouldn't want to ruin
Jordan's good time.
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You probably didn't catch it,
America,
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but I know that look.
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Her eyes get all squinty.
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Her nose twitches
like it smells something bad.
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Oh, she's onto it.
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She's going to send
my Reggie away. Yep.
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Bend your knees
a little bit.
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Put the bat
in between your...
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Hold on a minute.
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Reggie,
come out here
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and show Nessa
how to swing a bat.
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Okay.
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Give her
a free lesson.
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Show us
how it's done.
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See? Now, you...
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Reggie. Reggie.
Your hands. Hands!
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Sorry.
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Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.
(clears throat)
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Back up. Back up.
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Separate.
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Just tell her how to do it.
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Separate.
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Back up.
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Separate!
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Depart. Depart!
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Tell her how to do it
over there.
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She can hear you.
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E-mail her.
E-mail her.
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Okay, Bryana, this
is a tough one, okay?
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On my left foot,
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I have a four-inch
black patent leather
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high heel with a pointy toe.
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You see that?
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And on my right foot,
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I have a four-inch
black leather high heel
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with a very pointy toe.
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Now which one goes
in the keep pile,
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and which one goes
in the giveaway pile?
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I like them both.
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Yes.
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A girl with good taste.
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(laughs)
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I do, too.
268
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,405
How about
Blade of the Baby-sitter?
269
00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:51,454
Now, that movie
is mad scary.
270
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,457
You sure you
can handle it?
271
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,658
I think so.
272
00:11:54,739 --> 00:11:55,789
Hmm.
273
00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:57,785
Well, I'll protect you.
274
00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:01,787
(scary music on TV)
275
00:12:01,871 --> 00:12:04,801
BERNIE (falsetto):
♪ If I ever lose you ♪
276
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:06,974
♪ Hey... ♪
277
00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:08,133
Hey.
What's up, Mr. Mac?
278
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,135
My main man,
Reggie.
279
00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,933
Hold on. Y'all about
to get you a movie on?
280
00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:14,266
Hold on.
Hey, Jordan!
281
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:15,222
We're getting ready
to watch
282
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,981
Blade of the Baby-sitter.
283
00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:18,143
No, no, no. Not tonight.
284
00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:19,651
That boy can't watch that movie.
285
00:12:19,722 --> 00:12:20,782
He'll be pissing on hisself
for a whole month.
286
00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:21,867
Jordan!
287
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,819
What's up, dawg?
288
00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:26,494
Hey, little
Bernie Williams.
289
00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,542
Yankees, right?
(chuckles)
290
00:12:31,025 --> 00:12:32,865
(both whistle)
291
00:12:32,944 --> 00:12:34,994
(Bernie laughs)
292
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,245
That's nice.
293
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:38,171
Move over, move over.
Spread out.
294
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,500
Yeah, this is nice.
295
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,211
So what movie
should we watch?
296
00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:46,667
Come on over, Nessa.
297
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:48,299
(sniffles, whimpers)
298
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,176
(sniffling continues)
299
00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:52,353
It's all right
to cry, boys.
300
00:12:52,421 --> 00:12:55,971
There's only three movies
a man's allowed to cry on.
301
00:12:56,050 --> 00:12:58,020
One:
302
00:12:58,094 --> 00:13:00,024
It's a Wonderful Life.
303
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:02,146
(inhales sharply)
304
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,897
Two: Brian's Song.
305
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:08,280
(sniffling, sobbing)
306
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,994
(sobbing):
And three:
307
00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:14,025
any movie with
Cicely Tyson in it.
308
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:18,590
(all sobbing)
309
00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:21,714
Vanessa, could you bring
some tissue back?
310
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:24,934
The soft one.
The one with aloe vera in it.
311
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,844
(grunts)
312
00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:29,304
Thank you.
313
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,595
(sobbing continues)
314
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,440
Hey, baby.
Hey.
315
00:13:42,513 --> 00:13:43,823
You seen Nessa
and Reggie?
316
00:13:43,898 --> 00:13:46,188
Reggie said we're gonna
toss around the old pigskin.
317
00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:47,727
You hear that?
"The old pigskin."
318
00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,110
Well, I've seen Vanessa,
but I haven't seen Reggie,
319
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,071
and you two won't either.
320
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,077
She broke up with him.
321
00:13:52,156 --> 00:13:53,106
What?
322
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:54,370
Mmm. Too
bad, huh?
323
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,332
Yeah,
and I liked him.
324
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,905
Liked him?
325
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,710
I loved him.
326
00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:05,043
(voice cracks):
Fred's gonna be heartbroken.
327
00:14:05,119 --> 00:14:06,509
(sobbing)
328
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,337
Come on,
the boy handsome.
329
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,854
Smart. He funny.
330
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,806
Then you go out with him.
331
00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:18,762
What's wrong
with you, Nessa?
332
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:19,931
I let you have
a boyfriend,
333
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,609
and you go and
break up with him.
334
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:24,186
Because he spent all his time
with you and Jordan.
335
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,663
Oh, you ought to be glad
336
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,870
he liked your brother,
and he respects his elders.
337
00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:29,232
Look, it's not like
he's the only guy
338
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,230
I'm ever going to meet.
339
00:14:30,311 --> 00:14:31,671
Oh, yes, it is.
340
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,706
You can't date
any boy you like.
341
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,322
Not while you're
living under my roof.
342
00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:35,988
You think
about it, Nessa.
343
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:37,777
That might've been
your last one ever.
344
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:40,490
You might've just ruined your
last true chance at happiness.
345
00:14:40,571 --> 00:14:41,801
(sighs)
346
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,211
Like that?
347
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,785
That's reverse psychology.
348
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:50,130
That's regular psychology,
but in reverse.
349
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:53,376
She'll do what I want
and think it's her idea.
350
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,939
Poor Nessa.
351
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,429
She's probably gonna run back
to Reggie so doggone fast,
352
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,305
she'll probably knock him over.
353
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,520
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
354
00:15:04,595 --> 00:15:07,555
Only if you say
we're back together.
355
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,900
We're back together.
356
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,569
Now, I'm not a toy, Vanessa.
357
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,233
You can't just play me.
358
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,791
No, for real.
359
00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:16,793
But, this time, there's
gonna be some new rules.
360
00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:31,053
Hey, you can
stop tipping.
361
00:15:31,122 --> 00:15:33,352
I thought you was
gonna give some shoes away, baby.
362
00:15:33,424 --> 00:15:34,754
Honey, I did.
363
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,719
I gave away a huge box
to the Salvation Army.
364
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,178
So, what's all this, Wanda?
365
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,178
Well, I was pulling out
of the parking lot,
366
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:42,806
and I realized that I gave away
a pair of my Jimmy Choos
367
00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,483
that go
with my gray pantsuit.
368
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,572
You know, the one that you like?
369
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,725
What gray pantsuit I like?
370
00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:49,274
Right. So I had to replace them.
371
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,688
Why you just didn't go back
in there and get them?
372
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,937
You want me to wear used shoes?
373
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,200
(scoffs):
I can't talk to you.
374
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:13,338
Nessa!
375
00:16:13,414 --> 00:16:14,854
I know you ain't got no boy
in there!
376
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,297
Reggie?
377
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,546
Reggie.
378
00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:21,887
Reverse psychology in action.
379
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,564
Hey. I was just, uh,
showing Vanessa
380
00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,562
how to download music.
381
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,018
It's for Jordan.
382
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:28,564
We're burning him a CD,
383
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:30,477
'cause he really
needs to move on
384
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,526
from Droobie'sMagic Disco.
385
00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:32,897
You hear that, America?
386
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,605
They're doing it for Jordan.
387
00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:36,435
We're all doing it for Jordan.
388
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,000
There's something special
389
00:16:38,072 --> 00:16:40,752
when family members come
together for a single purpose.
390
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,655
Oh, it's something special.
391
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:48,206
All right, continue,
but leave the door open.
392
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:56,590
I don't know why
you so suspicious, baby.
393
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,465
Nessa happy,
Jordan happy, I'm happy.
394
00:16:58,542 --> 00:16:59,932
That's why
I'm suspicious.
395
00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:01,092
Why are you so happy?
396
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,180
'Cause I'm all
about the kids.
397
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:03,934
If you wasn't so busy
with your shoes,
398
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:05,306
you could see that.
399
00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:07,142
Oh, I'm-a let that go.
See, I know you.
400
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,482
You're trying to
change the subject
401
00:17:08,552 --> 00:17:10,102
from Vanessa's
boyfriend.
402
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:11,729
Nessa ain't got no boyfriend,
baby.
403
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,266
What's Reggie?
404
00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:14,819
Reggie's the reason Jordan
ain't playing with no bugs,
405
00:17:14,892 --> 00:17:16,442
and now enjoying himself
at the batting cage.
406
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:18,819
Now, if Nessa want to think
she got a boyfriend,
407
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,450
that's because
I ain't adopted him yet.
408
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:21,743
Okay, you know what?
409
00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:22,946
Vanessa's clever, okay?
410
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,735
She's almost a little you.
411
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:27,579
So don't be surprised
if she outsmarts you.
412
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,795
Sweetheart,
I ain't worried about that.
413
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,634
Even if she figured me out,
what's she gonna do?
414
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:35,291
Why you didn't do my side?
415
00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:37,801
Why I didn't do...?
416
00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:39,513
Why you gotta
be so rough?
417
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:40,853
I'm not rough,
Wanda. I'm not.
418
00:17:42,044 --> 00:17:43,394
Good grief.
Damn.
419
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,412
And scoot over.
420
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,965
Scoot over where?
To the edge.
421
00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:47,928
Hold on, baby, get
your foot off me. What's going on?
422
00:17:48,008 --> 00:17:49,688
Well, scoot over, then.
You're too close.
423
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,309
Hold on. I'm not gonna
be tolerating this.
424
00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:53,237
I've been too lenient.
You ain't been...
425
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,271
Uh... I think it needs
426
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,364
another scoop of ice cream,
don't you, Reggie?
427
00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:04,278
Hmm. Yes. Absolutely.
428
00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:05,498
And more hot fudge.
429
00:18:05,576 --> 00:18:06,736
We'll handle this.
430
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,829
You just finish
your nachos.
431
00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:10,004
Hey, what's going on?
432
00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:11,832
Oh, we're just
fixing Jordan
433
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,291
an ice cream sundae.
434
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:15,337
And don't be shy
with the whipped cream.
435
00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:16,819
Yeah. And, after this,
436
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,376
Reggie's gonna teach Jordan
how to do the backstroke.
437
00:18:19,456 --> 00:18:21,166
Is that right?
438
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,470
I like it.
439
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,008
Yeah, I like it.
440
00:18:25,087 --> 00:18:27,357
Mmm.
441
00:18:36,056 --> 00:18:38,566
What's better,
ice cream or boobies?
442
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:43,202
Yeah, I agree.
443
00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:47,915
Hey, Jordan.
444
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,544
What you doing?
445
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,576
Talking to Fred.
446
00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:52,414
I thought Reggie gonna teach you
447
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,873
how to do the backstroke?
448
00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:55,489
He is. He said I have to wait
449
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,625
at least an hour though
after I eat.
450
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:57,882
Otherwise I might cramp up
and die.
451
00:18:57,953 --> 00:18:59,493
Where are they now?
452
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,432
In the back, I guess.
Vanessa's wearing a bikini.
453
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,405
Whatcha all doing?
454
00:19:17,481 --> 00:19:18,451
Nothing.
455
00:19:21,518 --> 00:19:23,068
You know the good thing
about doing nothing?
456
00:19:23,145 --> 00:19:25,605
You can do it
just about anywhere.
457
00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,209
Like at your own house.
458
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,251
You can probably do it without
no teeth, too. Want to see?
459
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,365
Huh?
460
00:19:32,446 --> 00:19:34,046
Separate.
461
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,589
That's right.
462
00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:42,593
The player don't get played.
463
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:44,005
I'm a grown man, America.
464
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,133
Two children trying
to play me. Hah!
465
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,970
She's gonna date behind my back,
466
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,429
in front of my face,
drinking my punch?
467
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,810
Uh-uh. I don't think so,
Ray-Ray.
468
00:19:52,883 --> 00:19:55,823
I don't care how good he is
for Jordan.
469
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,345
Well, I hope you're happy.
470
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,359
I am happy.
471
00:19:58,439 --> 00:20:00,649
He was a nice guy,
and I liked him.
472
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:01,844
I liked him, too.
473
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,187
Then why did you
chase him away?
474
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,483
Because, Nessa,
you too young
475
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,034
to have a boyfriend,
and that's final.
476
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,445
Maybe, in ten years,
you'll be ready.
477
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,447
Ten years?
478
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,818
Okay, 11.
479
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,744
12 if you keep talking.
480
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:14,549
Well, all I know now is that
neither one of us has Reggie.
481
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,728
What's wrong
with you?
482
00:20:30,805 --> 00:20:33,055
I ate too much ice cream,
and now my stomach hurts.
483
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,312
Come on and
get your pills.
484
00:20:35,384 --> 00:20:36,504
Did you know
Justin Timberlake
485
00:20:36,577 --> 00:20:38,137
stole all his moves
from Michael Jackson?
486
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,314
Shoot! You know
Michael Jackson
487
00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:42,149
stole all his moves
from James Brown?
488
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,824
No way. James Brown
is too old.
489
00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:46,323
What? What?
490
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:47,535
(whimpers)
491
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:50,783
Come on.
Get your pill.
492
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,208
(groans)
493
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:55,660
Ow.
494
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:56,998
Shut up.
495
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,161
Don't worry about me, America.
496
00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:00,921
I'll get over Reggie.
497
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,173
Maybe not today,
maybe not tomorrow, but soon.
498
00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:06,666
We'll always have
the batting cages.
499
00:21:06,749 --> 00:21:09,679
Here's looking at you, Reggie.
500
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,282
(praying mantis chirping)
501
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,286
And then me and
you gonna turn.
502
00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:16,346
We gonna look
at each other then...?
503
00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:17,925
No, no, no. One here.
504
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,980
I'm gonna go (chirping)
505
00:21:20,054 --> 00:21:21,404
Then we hear, we gonna...
506
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,346
Okay.
507
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,438
Yeah! Yeah!
(whooping)
508
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,409
(chirping)
509
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,249
(chirping)
510
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,656
(chirping loudly)
511
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,277
(praying mantis chirping)
512
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:39,785
Yeah! (chirping)
(praying mantis chirping)
513
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,375
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