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Please tell us the story, mom.

Oh yes, mommy, please.

The end times are upon us.

Every day it gets closer, and closer.

Thats right. Hm.

And we see the signs, Curtis.

Its coming. Its coming.

Its time. Its time.

Youll open the car door,

and youll smell the honeysuckle and saffron fragrance

wafing in from the pink gas.

Mm.

And the sunset will become brilliant.

And orange.

And blue.

And purple.

And yellow. And green.

But mommy, mommy, what about the noise Curtis loves?

The noise we hear when the world ends?

Hes got a little boy boner about it.

‐Ill try. ‐Oh.

Its not, its...

Im thinking about, uh...

Of course, Curtis.

I sing the noise to you every night before you go to sleep.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

[ Synthesizer ] Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Man, look at those synthesizers.

Oh my god. Yeah.

A hot tub!

‐Hey, calm down. ‐Hey, relax.

Taishi, do you like water? Yeah.

Yeah, it can only fit two executives, like us.

Theres some paper towels, if you wanna wipe your ass.

Dont ‐‐ make sure you dont take too many,

cuz we only have a ‐‐ we only get a... Pretty expensive.

...certain ‐‐ certain amount of paper towels,

um, per week, so make sure, you know.

Thats business. [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] Thats business.

Enough with the business talk. Lets ‐‐ lets talk money.

As you guys know, our business is um...

its called Big Time Music.

Yeah, were ‐‐ were all about time.

And youre on it right now.

Can I ‐‐ can I pee on the hot tub?

I cannot hold it right now.

You wanna ‐‐ you wanna pee in the hot tub?

Yeah. Can I?

Uh, well, you hit us up.

Mother: Ahhhhhh! We got your email.

Mm‐hmm.

Sounded good, you know weve just been starting

but you know were going a little viral,

as far as I understand.

Yeah, when we wrote it we were just,

you know trying to connect, uh,

with ourselves not so much with a wide audience.

You said white audience?

Uh... [ Laughs ]

Guys, I kind of feel bad that we snapped at Michelle

when she broadcast our music now.

Okay, you guys, I know youre upset that I broadcast you,

but this pop up says you just went viral.

What? Yeah. Like 1.9 Billion.

But we were practicing!

Never! No, Michelle!

Never when were in the process!

Were making something, never put that on the Internet.

That was not a finished product!

It was just practice‐diddling, Michelle.

Thats diggling!

This is all so bad. This is ‐‐ No, it was great!

You guys, it was so good.

Michelle, that was not rock and roll.

It was cringe and roll.

Cringe and roll?

Oh, my gosh. It was cringe!

That performance was pure cringe.

It was not cringe. No.

‐Not cool. Its not cool. ‐Its cringe.

Why ‐‐ why does your broadcast ‐‐

‐Oh, my God. Guys. ‐Sorry?

Do you know who just DMd me?

I dont know.

Probably some guy who thinks youre cute.

Its Big Time Music!

Hey guys. Can you hear us?

‐Yup. ‐How are you guys feeling?

‐Good. Very good. ‐Alright.

‐Nervous. ‐Very good.

Get the nervous jitters out.

Get ‐‐ get that shit outta here!

Because you guys are gonna be famous.

‐Ohh, yeah. ‐Ohh, nice.

You ready? We got big dreams for you guys.

You guys got a lot of stuff coming up.

Yeah. You know, no pressure.

No pressure, but ‐‐ But youre gonna be performing

at the end of the world concert at the ‐‐ the cathedral?

‐Doop. ‐A concert at a cathedral?

Are we even ready for God to watch us play?

We havent even played one show yet.

Dont tell the cathedral twins this, but Im nervous.

Doop. Uh, we can actually hear you. We can actually hear you.

‐Uh‐oh. ‐And you said you were nervous.

I told you, get that shit outta here!

Doop.

Guys, lets do what we do best.

Rock n Roll.

Oh!

♪ I wake up in the middle of the night ♪

♪ With a fright, pink noise comes in like a light ♪

♪ The hump is begging to come to the realization ♪

♪ Everything is wrong ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Whats that pounding? ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Whats that pounding? ♪

‐Hey, guys. Uh... ‐I forgot to‐

I forgot to press record.

‐You guys ‐‐ ‐What?

It doesnt matter, because it sucked.

‐That was ‐‐ that was terrible. ‐Okay.

‐We did not like that. ‐Okay.

Thats not ‐‐

Yeah, lets scrap that shit right there.

Really?

Uhh, y‐you guys know, like jingles?

Commercials, you know, we need stuff like that.

[ Both dooping ]

Can you make a song for Black History Month,

is that ‐‐ is that okay?

‐Is that possible? ‐Is that possible? Doop.

I dont know if were qualified for that.

I think ‐‐ we could talk ‐‐ sing about February in general.

Doop. How about a song about, uh, transvaginal meshes?

Or, uh, how about mesolothelioma?

Umm, maybe Parkinsons?

I dont know any songs about Parkinsons.

How about you guys ‐‐ you guys know any golfing songs?

Taishi, youre good at golf, right?

Uhhh, just swing it.

Thats it.

♪ Im on the green ♪

♪ Like a big, swingin machine ♪

♪ One thing to do ♪

♪ Thats get it in the hole ♪

♪ Just swing it ♪

♪ Thats what I do ♪

♪ Just swing it ♪

Eh, Curtis, I think this sucks.

No, no, no its good. Taishi ‐‐

Hey, guys, this sounds amazing, keep this up!

‐Guys, this is great! ‐No, that sucked!

‐I like that guy. ‐I like that guy.

‐He has a solo? Song? ‐Does he have a solo song?

♪ Golf! ♪

♪ I need you golf ♪

♪ I love you golf ♪

♪ I love you golf ♪

Come on, Curtis, just get up.

Im just trying to get in the zone.

Were all gonna play our best,

and if people dont like it, thats okay.

Thats okay. Like if th‐‐ someone doesnt

like it, thats okay, thats ‐‐

Okay. Its not for you then.

‐Its not for you. ‐Its not for you.

If you dont like it, its not for you.

Its not for you.

Right, if you dont like it...

Its not for you. Its not for you.

Its just not for you, but ‐‐ Not for you.

‐Its not for you. ‐And thats okay!

And thats okay. Thats okay.

‐And thats ‐‐ ‐Ba! Haha. Whats up, guys?

‐Ba! ‐Hey, guys, how you guys doin?

Were just making sure youre on your ‐‐

still on your toes, right?

Yup. Yup.

Oh wait, is he got ‐‐ guys got new shirts?

Yeah! Yeah, you guys look... cleaned up!

We didnt really anticipate for you guys to play tonight,

but, man.

I thought we were headlining.

I mean, youll be headlining last.

Mother: Ahhhhhhhh! Like last in the line.

Last line. ‐A footliner.

Honestly, we ‐‐ we didnt expect, ha, this concert

to be as long as it is.

Guys, uh, Michelle and Charlene is out there.

And...

other people, too.

Lets all yell Big Time Music on the count of three.

One, two, three... Big Time Music!

‐Big Time! ‐Big Time!

I have a magic marker, you wanna write your number on my, uhh,

I guess forearm?

Give me those titties.

Okay, woah! Uh...

♪ Yeah, swing it ♪

♪ Thats what I do ♪

♪ Just swing it ♪

♪ Every Monday at 2 with friends ♪

Just, just ‐‐ [ Feedback ]

No, just stop it. ‐What?

Just stop it. Just stop it, okay?

Curtis, whats happened?

Thats not us.

I am not a sports guy.

Yes, Curtis.

You are not sports guy.

You are Rock n Roll guy.

♪ I woke up today ♪

♪ All the pink noise went away ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Whats that pounding? ♪ Mother: Ahhhhhhhh!

Ooh, I love you, Charlene!

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Whyd he say that? Whats that ‐‐

Oh!

Mother: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Gahh!

O ‐‐ oh, my God!

No! No!

Phillip! Phillip!

Augh...

I dont think hes breathing! Id tell you to do CPR

but that speaker is covering most of his body.

People are pushing me around, uhh‐

God, wheres Taishi? I cant find him.

Is this because of us?

Is this ‐‐ Are we su‐‐ going super viral here?

Whats going on?

We have to get off this planet, the whole planet is ‐‐

Charlene: Is this like a Noahs Ark situation?

I think it is. I believe it to be that. Correct.

I think we missed out on a space Noahs Ark situation.

I told you guys to sign up for the frigates.

I thought it was a cruise.

Uhh, dont forget to sign up for the frigates.

‐Mm‐hmm. ‐Yeah.

‐Okay. ‐Cmon.

Okay. Thank you. Right?

M‐Michelle! Okay, thank you.

[ Water dripping ]

These towels are all hard!

I know youre focusing on these croissants really hard.

Okay. But, you need to remember.

Sign up for the space frigates

so that you can evacuate the earth

when the apocalypse comes. [ Laughs ]

Michelle, you sound just like those joke

emails I get from my government issued gynecologist.

Sounds like traffic on the way home is gonna be a mess.

Steve, Homes gone now.

Youre supposed to have tickets.

Wait, Michelle, Youre ‐‐

youre going on the frigate without us?

Steve, I love you.

But with all your commitment issues,

I dont think I wanna stay here and just die with you.

Okay. I guess thats over.

Band‐Aid ripped off.

Have fun in space.

[ Siren wailing ]

[ Wind gusting ]

Charlene: So much dust.

And you can barely see over the horizon.

Oh, whats that?

A single cherry hangs from a tree,

and then look the radiation inflates it!

Pop! Oh, no!

The last cherry! Now theres nothing left.

Now, you dont know thats the last cherry.

Here, Charlene, come on.

Come crawl into my box.

Alright. [ Grunts ]

We barely fit in this box together.

Almost like all our egos and problems

are too big to share a space. Uhh.

I have some friends who lived with their divorced wives

and they made it work. Im not opposed to that.

Well and its ‐‐ its funny cuz ‐‐

were both Eskimo brothers, almost twice over.

And you know what they say, Im the igloo

that holds you two together.

Is that French?

Yeah.

You okay? [ Box banging ]

What is that pounding?

Dont ‐‐ theyre lifting it up!

Who‐‐ Whoever it is, dont come in here!

[ All screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

Smoke time!

[ All coughing ]

Taishi, is that you?

Hi, guys. Yeah, its me.

Did you come back for us?

Are you taking us to the frigate?

I didnt sign up frigate.

Because Im ‐‐ Im in the safety pyramid right now.

Wait a minute. What‐‐ what are you talking about?

The thing on the chip clip?

Yeah. Chip clips.

Safety pyramid.

[ Music chimes ]

Look. You have it all along.

Its like a multi‐tool.

Ha, hes very good at what he does!

Were ‐‐ were rock and roll guys, so...

Were rock and roll guys!

Were a team. Were ‐‐ were a band.

They havent assigned me a role, but Im thinking tambourine?

Feel like women should play bass.

Uh, okay.

Uh, they havent assigned me a role,

but Im thinking bass.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, lets go to the next door.

There are 36 my friends.

We gotta party there.

‐Woah. ‐Huh.

‐Woah! ‐Thats amazing.

Yo, these pyramids are sick and dope! ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Oh, God. Youre annoying. ♪ Whats that pounding? ♪

♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Charlenes annoying ♪

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