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And here we are, a beautiful morning

in downtown French North America.

You might remember last week

I recorded a Category 4 Pink Noise

right outside this bakery.

Excuse me sir, can I use one of your telephones

to make a phone call? Sorry. Uh, sorry, ma’am.

I’m in the middle of something right now and, um

I saw you’re juggling like three phones.

Can I use one of them to make a phone call? No hey

My grandma’s wife is getting married... Nah, that’s a

...and I got to take a greyhound down to Alabama

and meet my daughter’s husband,

but she just got out of the hospital... Okay.

...so I need I just need to make one phone call.

Sorry, I can’t help you out.

I’m gonna walk over to the other side

of the street, and it’s start Just throw me a phone.

Throw me a phone. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, my God.

Here we are. This is... I just

...Category 3 Pink Noise. Let me make one phone call.

Could you please just be quiet please?

I’ll let you use a phone when this is done.

Do you want to see me cry?

These are beautiful celestial events

that are only captured at certain moments of the day.

That sounds boring. Please be quiet.

Just for a second. Nooooooooo!

Stop. Hey, get off me.

[ Coughs ] Breath stinks.

It doesn’t st I just ate a sandwich.

[ Grunts ] Oh! Lady.

Damn it. If, uh That’s right.

If anyone out there is watching this re report

I’m gonna hold it up above my head.

No. You can’t reach it.

No. Let me get that.

And I’m gonna stand on my tiptoes. Police? Someone?

Ma’am, get that God damn it.

I can’t hear you. No.

I can’t hear you.

Don’t. Come and get it.

I’m not no Stupid coat pig.

[ Spits ] Ugh.

I’m gonna go call the cops.

Hohoholy shit. Hey Curti

No. Take your shoes off.

I was just physically assaulted by some hothead

down in the sandwich district.

That’s cool. Ugh.

Why are you so sad? Hey, give me that.

Give me that. Give me that. Why are you taking

I just I need to record the tone, okay?

And it’s happening right now and I couldn’t even record

Oh I’m I’m running low on batteries.

Why do I feel weird and horny when I hear it, Steve?

Well life is full of disappointments.

Why is it pounding me in this way?

Uh, I don’t know It’s just Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What’s that pounding? Ah.

What? What did you just do?

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ What’s that pounding? ♪

Curtis. No. What? What?

You just made a song.

You’re angry, you’re HHow’d I make a song?

I’m grabbing the lamp right here.

I’m spinning it like a majorette.

I’m full of joy.

The marching band is here.

You’ve manifested music, bro. What are you talking about?

Michelle, did you hear that noise?

Yeah, what’s going on? Curtis’ soul came out.

Michelle: Do you need a towel?

I think it was his heart, expressing itself. How did I sing a

How did I sing a song?

Just by doing notes. Like when you went... Okay, yeah.

...♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, what’s that pounding? ♪

And it was in harmony with the world. Oh, wait, wait.

Steve: You put on the chainmail rhinestone.

Hey, Michelle, you want to hear our song?

I mean, please, please. Let me get out that player

that tinkytinky tonk piano.

Hold on. Let me...

Here we go. One, two. Aone, two, three four.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ What’s that pounding? ♪

♪ Like boom, boom, boom ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ What’s that pounding? ♪

Is that any good or is that bad?

It sounds really good, actually.

Oh, thank you.

But it’s time to go to the award show.

It’s starting, like Oh, my God.

You got to get dressed up. I am dressed.

This is what I’m wearing. Oh, cool.

We’re running late. I’m calling, um, ride share.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Well, I got to grab my boat shoes.

I’m just gonna wait here until you guys tell me where to go.

I put it in on the app. Yeah, it’s in the app.

Would it ah, I got It’s on the app, there.

[ Sighs ] Let’s just call a different cab.

No, I mean, this guy’s already here.

No, let’s just call a different one. No, no, no, no, no.

I’m gonna take you. Wawawait can’t you

Listen, I got it.

II will take you where you need to go.

Just take us to the Community Center. Community Center.

Just take us to the Community Center. Community Center.

II can’t be late ’cause I’m winning an award tonight.

I don’t even really know what

The Male Realtor of the Year Award.

Why is it male vers like, is there a female award for that?

Why would gender exist if not to divide

into different award categories?

♪ What’s that pounding? ♪

God. You ever just get your own song stuck in your head?

A bit, yeah.

Oh, you’re a songwriter? Oh, um, yeah.

Um, I got one stuck in my head.

Uh, it goes kinda like this.

It goes...

♪

[ Chuckles ] I can’t remember the lyrics.

Ah. Steve, don’t don’t drink too much of that.

It’ll sneak up on you. Yeah, I know, cause it

[ Belches ] Oh, Steve.

You know, this is what I really wanted to do

for our oneyear anniversary,

to come to a Real Estate Awards Show.

[ Coughs ]

So many people here tonight. There’s Eve Douglas,

one of the biggest buffoons in the realestate industry.

Oh, that’s the one with the tumor on their ear.

Ah. Oh. Doug Margaret. I hate that guy.

Oh, yeah. Hey, Doug. How are ya?

Oh, and there’s Taishi, the Rock ’n’ Roll Realtor.

Oh he’s coming he’s coming over here.

Great. Taishi is here. Smoke Time.

[ Coughs ] [ Coughs ] Ugh, geez.

Yeah, man. [ Coughs ] So cool. [ Coughs ]

So rock ’n’ roll.

[ Coughs ] Long time no see, huh?

It’s good to see you again.

Kevin right? Kevin yeah

Uh, it’s Curtis actually, but

Taishi, you have the best handshake. Curtis.

It’s like you’re holding all of me, but it’s also soft.

The my name is Curtis.

Yeah, my hands is always soft.

How do you do it?

Um, just, like, uh, put the moisturize...

[ Sniffs ] ...more like, uh, cream.

Mm. It smells good too.

Stop smelling his hands.

Well, Taishi, it’s great to see you. Uh huh.

It’s crazy this year that you guys are up

against each other in the same award.

Yeah. Yeah.

Do you remember the last year?

Yeah, tha We have, uh, like, a great party, right?

I think I might’ve had a little bit to drink,

so if I said anything weird, I apologize.

No, no, you’re totally fine.

Did I give you this chip clips?

Oh, ye you actually gave me one of those last year.

I give you opportunity to invest in safetypyramid, okay?

[ Camera shutter clicks ] I just stepped on an old woman’s foot.

You got to invest. Yeah, we’re, uh

we appreciate that. Come on, man.

I think we’re a little tentative about the market right now,

you know, just being that it seems like all the housing

I like pyramids. I like that it’s the same amount of walls

but one less ceiling. And we don’t even need any pyramids.

We are already signed up for the frigates. [ Coughs ]

Charlene and I went went on a cruise once,

and I climbed a rock wall.

And now, the 2020 nominees for Best Male Realtor.

Curtis Mendolsonn.

Taishi, the Rock ’n’ Roll Realtor.

I’m about to lose. Why did I think I could win?

Remember at the Oral Language Fair,

when I completely misunderstood what was happening

and I got one of our teachers arrested

’cause I started giving him head?

I didn’t win that award.

Fact, we had to move towns.

And the winner is Taishi, the Rock ’n’ Roll Realtor.

God damn it. We love you, Taishi!

Thank you. Shit.

I’m not disappointed, though.

I want to say one thing.

I’m not selling the house.

I’m selling the opportunity to have party.

Whoo! Makes Makes people happy.

Woman: Whoo! [ Applause ]

[ Chuckling ] I’m crying, but it’s great.

So, let’s enjoy the party, guys.

[ Applause ] Real estate!

It’s okay, Curtis. No, it’s nnot okay.

It’s stupid. This is all very stupid.

I was a fool.

I’ve lost lots of awards I’ve been nominated for.

Like what?

Best New Face, um,

Best Hardcore Performer, Miss Unique.

Well you didn’t deserve to lose any of those

’cause you’re the best at all of those.

Aww, thank you. But you know what happened?

One year, I won an award.

Well, that’s what I’m saying! I never won the award!

Uh, hey, guys, what can I get you?

Get us a triple order, part bacon, part brisket.

Yeah, sure. Right away.

Waiter doesn’t seem very enthusiastic.

Uh, it’s been a long night.

What’s wrong?

Just seeing everyone here up on stage, winning awards...

Just, where’s my award?

Are you crying right now? No.

Steve, this dude’s crying.

Hey, guys.

Smoke time.

[ Coughs ] Taishi.

What the heck are you doing here?

Shouldn’t you be at a party or something?

Um, nah.

Nah? Yeah.

I don’t I don’t

I don’t want to go there anymore.

Why not? Did you drink too mu Are you too partied out?

No, no, no, I just...

I won the awards there, right?

Yeah. I just don’t want it.

You don’t want it? Yeah, because...

II don’t want to be the Rock ’n’ Roll Realtor.

I want be the Just Rock ’n’ Roll Guy.

Oh, my God. So you’re willing to give up your realty career

because you want to do rock ’n’ roll all the time? Yeah.

So I just quit today.

Does that mean I get the award now?

No, sorry. Oh.

I’m gonna do whatever I want, so, uh, can I join you guys?

Yeah, yeah, take a seat.

Here, sit down. Yeah, thank you.

You got some balls, man.

That’s so impressive.

I want to be a rock ’n’ roll guy.

You, too? This might be [bleep] up of me,

but I also want to be a rock ’n’ roll guy.

Why don’t you guys start a band?

Then you can all be rock ’n’ roll guys.

[ Laughs ] Michelle, that’s crazy.

Wow. Gosh. You think we could do that?

Yeah, you could be the rock ’n’ roll boys.

Doesn’t that make your brain fly away?

You guys starting a band?

Why, do you play anything?

No, I don’t play anything.

Oh. I just find bands interesting.

Uh, sweetie, what are you looking for?

Just come up here Michelle, please.

Bring everyone up here.

Okay. Steve, you are a hoarder.

Wow. Look at all this junk.

Is this spider webs or harnesses?

Uh, a little bit of both.

Where’s my old duffel bag that smells like dogs?

Can you pass me it? It’s a little too tall for me to reach.

Here you go, sweetie.

Plop in the camcorder and the component cables.

The what? ♪ Boy, boy, boy ♪

This is May 14, 1998.

[ Indistinct rapping ]

The semester wasn’t over yet.

♪ Learnin’ to stand up, that’s how you do ♪ ♪ Boy, boy, boy ♪

We filmed this in the the garage.

♪ Boy, boy, boy ♪ ♪ It’s a mouth attack ♪

Mother’s holding the camera.

♪ It’s a mouth attack ♪ Well let’s

All our old instruments are up here,

and, Taishi, you’ve always got your guitar.

Rock ’n’ roll? Yeah.

That’s right. Yeah, rock ’n’ Roll.

Aone, two, three, four.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ What’s that pounding? ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ what’s that pounding? ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ What’s that pounding ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ What’s that pounding? ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ What’s that pound ♪

♪

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