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āŖ
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I hope they appreciate this,
uh bulb.
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I always bring
these dumb bulb plants.
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Ugh, I should
throw it away.
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Damn it, Steve!
What?
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Itās a gift.
You donāt throw gifts away.
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Green bin, please.
Greenbin?
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Really exciting to be here
at the Shtimmer Bebik
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with the whole Bradley
family once again.
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Yeah,
every year we come here.
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IāI really have to pee.
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[ Laughter ]
Uh, you gotta drain the turtle.
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I mean, that āā thatās
a weird way to put it.
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A guy from upstate New York
used this term once,
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a guy with big ears.
Ah, yeah, Michelle,
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this is your
first time meeting
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the whole Bradley family.
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Charlene,
whatās your family like?
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Loud!
Michelle,
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Curtisās inālaws
are great,
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they just āā theyāre
very handsy and shallow.
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That kind of thing.
If it gets to be overwhelming, Michelle,
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they do have a porch swing
that I like to sit on for, uh,
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most of the time that Iām here
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It sounds like thereās a lot
of worms moving in there.
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Okay.
Any comment, Charlene?
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What?
About the sound of worms?
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Yeah.
What do you āā
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I donāt know, I guess you have
heightened blind guy senses.
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What āā What am I to judge?
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Clank, Clank.
Who is it?!
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, look, itās my favorite usedātoābe sexy niece.
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What do you mean usedātoābe?
Iām a smoke show.
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Thank you for having us,
uh, Aunt Snakes.
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You smell funny.
Hi, Donna, itās good to see you again.
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Do you remember me,
Curtis? I wish I didnāt.
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Thatās actually
not your voice is it? Yeah.
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Uhh...
Like you go around, talk to people like that?
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Oh, my God.
Iām actually very young.
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Youāre very odd!
She been like that! Calm down!
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Hey, guys, this is, uh,
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my partner, Michelle.
Hello, everybody!
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I have to piss
so bad right now. You know where
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Yeah, I know where āā
Yeah! Iāll take you down the hallway,
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as I grab your hand,
dragging you down.
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Oh, wow,
Iām dragged down.
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Doesnāt the door look pretty?
Itās got decorations on it.
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Iāve been thinking
about killing my Aunt.
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I like to sit on the floor
and rub my butt on the carpet.
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Ohh, me too!
Good girl, thatās what youāre supposed to do.
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I have ring worm!
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I donāt know how to respond
to 90% of this.
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Iāll just have some whiskey
on the rocks.
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We got cocktails āā
Nah, Iāll just have āā
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Iāve got some, uhh,
Little Cat Whiskey.
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Iāll just have āā
Curtis, youāre such a downer!
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All the time you come
to our house.
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Youāre always so negative!
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"Oh, I hate this,
I hate you guys."
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Auntie Snakes, itās not that,
Iām just thirsty.
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Iām just āā my throatās
dry and I āā I mean, she is right about
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your sort of
passiveāaggressive attitude.
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Like, stop passing me postāits.
Please.
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Just text her!
Thank you, AJ.
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I didnāt know you were
listening to that.
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Sorry,
I was behind the couch.
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Butt!
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Ooh. Family.
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God, does Michelle have crazy
inālaws,
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what am I gonna do with
Michelle, I mean I love her,
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but do I wanna āā
ugh āā uh āā Shit!
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[ Meows ]
My eyeball, lying on the floor,
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looking back at me.
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I donāt know what Iāmma doing.
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Iām afraid of commitment,
family, and whales.
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Ah!
Ya scratched me! [ Meows ]
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I used to raise Charlene.
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She used to be so hot
from the age of 11 to 17.
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Every boy in this town
used to want to date Charlene
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from the age of 11 to 17
and after that,
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no one even
looked at her.
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I guess I won the Jackpot.
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Very disgusting.
No...
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No, Aunt Snakes,
sheās lovely.
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Everyone tried
to upskirt her. I...
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You know what I did
every morning?
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I used to slam her
into the dining table,
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put a diaper on,
so I could protect her panties
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from all these boys!
Charlene, when is āā
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How long does
Shtimmer Bebik last?
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I donāt like...
death.
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How did you meet this babe?
How did you meet this sexy lady
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thatās sitting on my table
right now? Yeah, how did you
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Huh, itās actually
a wild story, uh...
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Go for it!
We actually had a fliāā
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Tell your good story.
Okay, shut the [bleep] up, lady.
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Itās okay!
Itās okay, Steve.
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At last yearās Real Estate
Awards show.
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We were both doing hair.
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[ Speaking in Japanese ]
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Iām gonna make you look
so good today.
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Iām gonna give you support.
Thanks, Steve.
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Are you eating chips?
Itās just... Kevin!
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I donāt want the greāā
[ Speaking Japanese ]
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Napkins,
they gave me napkins.
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If the lights from the stage
shine off that potato grease
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youāre gonna look like
one of those big shiny balls!
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Iām not gonna look like
a big shiny ball, just relax.
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Smoke time!
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Ugh.
[ Coughing ]
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That was, uh...
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proctologist.
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Oh, Iām sorry to hear that.
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My name is Taishi.
Uh āā Yeah...
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IāI know who you are,
Iām Curtis Mendolsonn,
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itās very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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Taishi,
would you like a chip? No, thanks.
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But use this, uh, chip clip
to keep them fresh.
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Wow, look at that, it has your
picture on it and everything.
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Itās a safety pyramid.
Nice, right? I guess Steve does have a point,
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I donāt wanna get oil
all over myself.
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Why donāt you have
your own chip clips?
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Remember last year
I was here and I āā
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I fell off the stage.
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Yeah.
Did you hear about that?
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Yeah.
Taishi, who does your hair?
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You always look so fleek,
and fly, and on zam.
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Thank you. Michelle āā Michelle
do my hairstyle.
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Michelle?
I love your hair itās very soft.
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You didnāt tell me that Michelle
was standing right next to me.
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Donāt be weird right now.
You canāt be weird about āā
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just be cool.
Michelle, thatās your hand.
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Yeeah.
Weāre brushing hands in my brotherās hair.
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Yeah.
Woman over P. A.: Curtis and Taishi,
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youāre up in two minutes!
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Alright, should we āā
weāll warm up. Yeah.
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Together:
Houses, Houses.
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Woman: Presenting the award
for best kitchen renovation,
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Curtis Mendolsonn...
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Iām married
to that guy on the stage.
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...and Taishi the Rock
and Roll Realtor.
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Heās the one
who fell down last year.
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Itās a place for nourishment
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where we gather
with our families.
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Breakfast is, uh āā
Iām just so emotional
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seeing you again...
itās... Like everyone wake up and...
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You wanna be business partners
with benefits,
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and just do hair together?
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I wanna hairādoāyou.
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Thatās kinda funny, I guess.
Uh, kinda... I dunno.
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Okay!
Lets have party at my place!
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At recording studio!
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What?
Come on, everybody!
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We gotta present
the award first, Taishi.
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Iām gonna open this
preāSeptemberā911 wine. [ Cheers and applause ]
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And the winner is Ray Ponce āā
MidāCentury in Middlesex.
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Okay, well. I thought āā
I thought it was a cool story.
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Jesus Christ, you gained
a lot of weight.
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I hope you, uh, spill soup
on yourself, Auntie Snakes.
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Uh, Auntie Snakes,
you big shlomozel.
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So quiet out here
in the country.
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Nothing can hurt me.
Can we just āā
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Youāre ugly.
Hemorrhoids.
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None of your words hurt me.
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āOh, hemorrhoids.
āHemorrhoids.
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You know what?
Can we all just stop?
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āWhat is wrong with you?
āStop for a little while?
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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Everybody stop!
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I hate you, and I āā
Iām leaving, Charlene.
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Iām going to sit on the chair
swing for a while.
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Thank you, very much.
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Hereās a little bow for you.
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Ahhh...
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Goodbye, Charlene!
No, no, no, no, no!
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You canāt āā You canāt
just bow out āā Shut up, dummy!
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Shut up you dumb,
frickinā dipshit!
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Every family is weird.
Every family is.
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Yeah, itās true, even āā
Every family has issues.
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And it wasnāt āā
Itās okay.
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Can we leave right now?
Well āā
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Curtis, your family
keeps showing me
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momāson incest porn.
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Thatās not my family.
Youāre my family.
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And our mom is my family.
Oh.
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But these people
are not my family.
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Charlene is not my family.
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No! Come on!
Oh, God! I smell your diesel.
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Nuh, oh āā you āā
Oh, God, you ran her over.
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Oh, my God, thatās weird.
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I think sheāll be fine.
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You tired of Charlene?
You getting rid of that bitch?
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Well, noā itās
not that Iām no āā
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If thatās the legal way
we can talk about it, yeah.
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Iām tired of her
and Iām getting rid of that "B".
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Iāll see what I can do with
that. Let me talk to Google.
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Charlene, I think we can
get a lot out of this.
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What?
GāGood morning, Charlene.
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Good morning, Curtis.
Hopefully we can make this quick
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and both get what we want
out of this settlement.
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Iām more impacted
on an emotional level.
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My heart is in pain.
So I would like, uh,
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Curtisās left ventricle
to be removed from surgery. [ Telephone rings ]
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Jaz, please tell us āā
She wants the ventricle.
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Hello.
Jaz Law Van and Mug Bug.
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Yes, yāyouād like
how many mugs?
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Okay, I got you.
Uhh, one second.
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Iāll be there in about
15 minutes.
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Alright, uhh,
what was you saying, Curtis?
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Steve does wanna
actually purchase
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one of these mugs that says
"Happy Divorce to My Brother".
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If you put heat in āem,
you can put coffee, tea,
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and they change colors to
whatever you like them to say.
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Yeah, itās like āā itās like
the drink ware
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equivalent
of an aurora borealis.
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Glad you can make jokes
on this day.
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Itās not a joke.
Itās a scientific fact.
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No,
itās a little witticism. Curtis, this is why things
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arenāt working out, ācause
youāre always so āā
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You want the ventricle
so bad? Just take it.
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I donāt
You want a piece of your heart gone?
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I donāt care at this point.
You donāt? No.
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I just want to be rid of her.
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Well, Curtis is asking for
a piece of Charleneās face.
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No, I wasnāt.
Trust me, Curtis.
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This is how we
play hard balls.
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I donāt want to
play hard ball.
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Yeah, and I really donāt want
to lose face.
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I mean, you can stand
to lose a little.
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I accept!
I accept your āā the affidavit.
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You signed an affidavit.
But, uh, cousin Avi, we have āā
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we have a whole David.
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Yeah, we āā
we have a whole David.
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Write your maiden name
when you do that.
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Charlene Bradley.
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Thatās that.
Weāve been āā
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But, you know,
when in Hollywood,
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when something is over,
they say "Thatās a wrap!"
239
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,389
And here today,
Iād like to say āā
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Thatās a wrap on Bradley!
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Uh.
Thatās a wrap on Bradley!
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Um,
is my schedule the same?
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00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:28,395
Itās just pickāups.
Otherwise weāre wrapped.
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00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,941
Will the eāmail
say otherwise?
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00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:34,807
SorāSorry āā
Then weāre done with the scene?
246
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:38,078
Did you sign a larger thing,
cousin Avi?
247
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,078
What, you mean like a voiceāover
contract?
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00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,080
Yeah, letās fāforget it āā
letās break every wall.
249
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,623
Letās break the fifth wall.
250
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,992
Wait, are we āā umm.
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00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,156
This is all being recorded.
Of course it is!
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No, I mean like, IāI thought,
are we done with this scene?
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Itās all recorded.
254
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,433
I thought we werenāt
in character.
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00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,328
It doesnāt matter!
The noāā
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The whole notion
is that anything
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that is said
can go in the show.
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00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,974
Thatās the joke, we get it.
259
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:06,009
Bradley, you do realize
I canāt talk directly to Dave
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00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,065
unless weāre on the phone.
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00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,713
I donāt know what you are
talking about.
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00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,279
Divorce is hard
on everybody around us.
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00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,708
Whoās hard on? What?
264
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,183
How we doing, guys?
Pretty good.
265
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,851
How are you
doing tonight? Doing alright.
266
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,080
I just got divorced.
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00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,024
Sounds like Iām doing
better than you.
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00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,889
Okay. Iām gonna have
ten thermoānuclear.
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00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:26,929
Nucular. And then a lot of, uh,
blue cheese on the side.
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00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,996
And I would like
all flats.
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TāTāThereās an upācharge
for that.
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And for me, all drums.
Make it double.
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And upāā upācharge
on that as well.
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Thatās a great thing
about us as brothers.
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We like different parts
of the meat.
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And weāre willing to spend
money to specialize.
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Works for me.
Better tip.
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00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,245
Iām gonna take my brother to
meāā move into my condo.
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00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,575
Downtown condo?
Weāā
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00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,479
Actually I live
in French North America.
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[ Laughs ]
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00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,050
You think thatās funny?
You bigot.
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Curtis, weāre leaving here.
Itās uh āā Itās changed āā Itās changed āā
284
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No, this is full of racists
and bigots.
285
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,794
Itās changed a lot
in the last few years.
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Itās not as bad anymore.
Let me show you
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00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,264
what we got in French
North America.
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00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:07,973
Weāve got pastries
and foieāgras and terrines.
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00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,837
Hell, the sāā the stones
are made of cobble.
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00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,637
Ah [bleep]
The stones are made of cobble.
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00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,469
The streets!
Oh.
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00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,214
And look, the birds
fall down to say hi. [ Distant screaming ]
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00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,050
And look, they sleep
comfortably on the floor
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00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,045
ācause itās so safe.
You sure theyāre not dead?
295
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,217
Howād you get here with us?
I had to give it a chance.
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00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,746
What? French North America?
You sāā you sold me on it.
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[ Screaming continues ]
Whatās that beautiful sound?
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00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,961
Oh, God, thatās beautiful!
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00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,356
Pink gas levels are rising.
Weāre just 42 days away
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00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,588
from the big event.
What a beautiful sound!
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āŖ When you fall in love āŖ
302
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,973
āŖ It always ends the same āŖ
303
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,936
āŖ Cuz you lose when you love āŖ
304
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,936
āŖ Yeah, you lose your love
to love āŖ
305
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,609
āŖ
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00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:53,209
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