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JUDGE BOSCO: Hey, wake up.

I changed your water. You're just sleeping.

Get up, goat pig.

-Ow. -Get up, goat pig.

What?

What is that?

Is that new straw?

Yes.

I brought you a flock of straw.

-Fresh batch. -Fresh.

When will you let me go, Judge Bosco?

You see a man on his knees,

a blind, naked man covered in goat piss,

pleading with you. I'm grabbing --

Is this a robe you're wearing?

Order in the court.

I don't answer these questions.

-Please. -Let's hug first.

You're so soft for a judge.

I didn't become a judge for nothing.

Thank you so much for comforting me.

I'm quite sure you just took my keys.

Say, "Hi," to Ratman for me.

Will do.

[ Whispers ] I got her keys.

-What? -Uh, nothing.

I said, "I got your keys."

-You do have my keys? -Yeah.

-Give them back. -No. You don't know it, though.

I do -- You don't know I have your keys.

-I don't know. -It was a swipe.

-I suspected it. -I snuck it in.

Well, yeah. You're always worried.

But you didn't check.

You took -- You trusted me because I'm blind.

Judge Bosco trusts the disabled. That's your line, right?

Don't you have that on a bumper sticker?

-I'm not going to say that. -Okay.

Can you say it, though? -I can't say that.

Just say, "Judge Bosco trusts the disabled."

-I can't. -Just say it.

Judge Bosco, me, I trust the --

the disabled.

Can you say, "differently-abled?"

Can you say, "Judge Bosco, that's me.

I trust the differently-abled."

-Definitely not. -All right. Bye.

Oh, goodness.

Uh, session 11C.

How you feeling?

-I feel forlorn. -Good.

Do you think it's because no one loves you in your life?

Why -- Why are you saying that?

I -- I'm just making an observation.

-People love me. -Do they actually love you?

Do you believe that they love you?

How do you know if someone truly loves you?

I mean, have you had anybody die for you?

No. Well, I don't think anyone ever loved you then.

Charlene loves me.

What do you mean no one loves me?

Charlene loves me. We got married.

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -And I can't quantify her love.

Did she love you when she was screwing all those other guys?

You say that like it's so many. It's one, maybe two.

-No. -Damn.

Yeah.

What are some physical symptoms of sadness, doctor.

Have you been losing weight?

No. No. But dry, cracked feet?

-That's not a symptom. -Oh.

But maybe your skin is also just trying to get away from you.

All right? I have a little reward for you.

Yes, ma'am. I have a cloth with some lukewarm water.

It feels so good. I don't deserve that, though.

Close your eyes. I don't want it to get in your eyes.

-I'm bad. -Don't move.

I'm just going to --

Little handcuff on you connected to the --

Please.

I need to go home and make love to my stay-at-home husband.

-All right. -But I'll be back.

-Come on. -I'll be back in a little bit.

You don't need to tell me stuff like that.

Look, I've been staring at your unattractive penis

for a long time.

I need to remember what a good penis looks like.

Let me go have a quickie. I'll be right back.

Goats are all asleep.

And then I accidentally knock over a TV.

And then I keep going.

[ Imitates door creaking ]

Raman is over there sleeping.

Better not wake up Ratman.

I better not.

I see. There is, like --

I got to find a little office.

What's going on here?

Holy shit. I'm going through files.

What is this?

Holy -- Curtis. Curtis.

Oh, my God. Curtis is in --

And I grab the phone.

Beep-ity. Boop-ity. Beep. Brring. Brring.

-Charlene. -Charlene speaking.

I have to be quiet.

I'm sneaking around a goat farm, Charlene.

-Why are you at the goat farm? -You're not surprised I'm alive?

Oh, right. Steve, oh, my goodness.

I thought -- I'm going to come clean.

There was a murder-pact.

But this paper here says, "Fake murder-pact."

Did they rope you into that?

Uh, I signed my name on some shady documents that,

if actions have consequences, I am probably done for,

which is why I am very surprised that you are alive.

God damnit.

I am so attracted to you right now,

but we can't think about that.

I am coated in a thin film of sweat

out of both anxiety and attraction

just from hearing the words, "of murder"

coming out of your mouth.

But we got to help Curtis.

Yeah, let's put these bygones behind us.

What are you -- What are you -- What are you doing right now?

I'm at a café. Well, hang -- Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

I said, "No arugula" on this panini.

What word did you just say?

-This needs to go back. -Can you say that word again?

-Arugula? -One more time.

Aru-- Is it -- Arugula. -Got it.

I did not ask for spicy lettuce on my panini.

-What is spicy lettuce? -Arugula.

I've got all the information about where Curtis is,

and would you believe it, Ratman is part of this?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

But you know who we both love so much?

Spell it out with me. "C."

"A."

No. It's spelled "C-U."

Oh, okay. Sorry.

I thought you were talking about, um, Carl.

"C."

"U." "R."

"T." "I."

"S."

That spells Curtis. I know where he is.

I got this Excel spreadsheet

covered with a Pentecostal star for Satan.

If you have a flash drive on you,

yeah, can you put that Excel file onto the flash drive?

I could fax.

Are you by a fax?

You're in luck. This café is a Fax Café,

and every table has it's own fax machine.

You think that's real funny, don't you?

Every table in this café only seats one

because of the room needed for the fax machine.

Wait a second.

The pentagram has five sides.

Curtis has six letters in his name.

So that just doesn't make any geometrical sense.

I'm very smart.

-What is 5 plus 6? -11.

What is the name of an 11-sided shape?

A monodecahedron.

Curtis is being held by the old factory

behind the Shriner Temple.

Right, in a prison that is shaped like a monodecahedron.

I can't believe it.

[ Engine starts ]

[ Groans, coughs ]

Okay. Sorry. That was heartburn.

[ Tires screech ]

Okay. I'm at entrance seven.

I am just about to disable the power on the rooftop.

Okay. I'm -- I'm scanning. I'm heat scanning.

Do you have the silencer on?

The -- The silencer?

I'm going to drop out of rate of communication.

I've been compromised.

I'm going to bounce your signal

off of the lead pipes in the corner,

which will transmit it into room 19.

Oh, my God. You got him. He fell down.

Okay. Curtis should be able to hear now.

-Who is that? -Curtis, we're coming for you.

Okay, drop the communication, Charlene.

Okay.

We're at the front door now.

Okay. Hang on. Guys, hang on just one second, okay?

I'm sorry. Oh, they're coming in?

Okay. -Okay.

I'm so sorry, but I have to go, like, right now.

Okay?

Okay. I'll save him without you.

Oh, really? No, guys. I'm serious. I got to hang up.

All right? -Okay. See you.

You set my brother free.

Wait, sorry. What? What are we doing?

-Steve? -Curtis.

I know your guys' plans,

and I know you put a lot of energy

into keeping me out of the picture,

and I lost -- -A lot of energy?

What do you know? -I know everything.

I have a bucket of hot water that I'm going to throw at you.

-Eh. -How are you going to stop me?

You noticed my cool blind-person stick, right?

Well, check this out. It's actually a javelin.

Whoa. Could I check it out?

Steve, could you please remove this towel?

No. I jav.

She's javed. -Whoa. You hit her?

Yeah. It sliced through.

Curtis, would you please call 911?

I hate hearing stuff like this. This --

-My leg really hurts. -Oh, no. It's okay.

All right. Sorry. There is somebody else in the room.

Don't worry about it. -Oh, you're back, Charlene.

Yep. Just got in. -Please.

There's just a lot of blood.

Steve. [Sniffing] Who are you?

Curtis, it's me, Steve.

You smell like Charlene, but you smell like goats.

How do I know who you really are?

-I'm Steve. -And me Charlene.

I'm the real Steve. I was replaced with goats.

Let me see your eyes.

Oh, God. I did that.

-Okay, guys. -I did that to you.

I have -- I have to leave the room. I don't know.

Oh, you know what? -Where you going, Charlene?

My one last option is the men's room.

Hang on. Okay.

Curtis, I've got these files, and I snuck in here.

Can I see those? Finally.

Am I being set free? -Okay, good.

Curtis, it's far worse than I ever thought.

What's going on?

Remember that tube that comes out of the back of your head?

No. What are you talking about?

This one. This big, ribbed tube.

What the heck is that doing there? I never saw that.

It's been pumping pink sludge out of you since we were 6.

What are you talking about? I never saw that.

Curtis, that sludge is your sadness,

and I didn't think much of it before.

Are you reading this? -It's all right.

It's all right if I don't read.

I don't need to know about it.

It says, "Power of county runs on Curtis sadness."

I'm not even that sad.

I've never spent an entire day in bed.

I cry sometimes, but the moments pass.

It's because they suck it out of you.

So, look, Curtis, it's true. At first, I didn't know --

[ Toilet noises ] Jesus Christ.

Charlene, get off the toilet

and come back into this room with me where you belong.

Throughout my life,

I have been sleeping with the people you love,

and I don't think it's my fault.

So they setup all of my old flames?

You know that Muscle Milk I used to eat?

It was full of hormones that make me horny.

God damnit. Hang on.

Charlene, do you feel okay?

I haven't pressed the button.

It just keeps going off by itself.

Oh, you know what?

It's because of the detector, and I'm, like, standing near it.

It keeps thinking I'm walking away from it.

-Charlene. -I'm just going to stand still.

-I'm going to reach and grab it. -Hold on.

-I'm going to -- -No. No. No. No.

Rip off the Band-Aid, baby.

No. No. No. Don't do it. Don't do it.

-Let me take it out. -Ow!

Charlene, can you get out of the bathroom because I don't --

I can't see where the but-- where the release is.

No. I hear blood-curdling screams coming

from the other building.

[ Toilet flushes ] Okay. I can't do this.

One second.

Charlene, just be supportive for once in your life.

I found the button.

You guys just want to be a group again?

Want to look out for each other and love each other?

I think after all this, that's really all that we have left.

I guess I agree with that.

-What are you hungry for? -What am I hungry for?

I've been eating pellets for the last three hours.

Honestly, I just want some ice cream.

Just cold, creamy ice cream.

And for you, pistachio.

Sounds stupid, but it's the truth.

MICHOLS: * If you had one chance

* To begin again

* Would you change it all?

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