All language subtitles for Tender Touches s00e04.eng

CURTIS: * Oh, man,
I went shopping *

* I got all these cool shirts

* It's great to go
to college and start -- *

* Just take a --
Wait, Curtis *

* Breathe, breathe
-* I know

-* I want to apologize
-* Why are you apologizing?

* Well, I know
it's a little tough *

* To come into here
out of school *

* But you ba-doo-ba-doo,
but you bad-doo-ba-doo *

* But you ba-doo-ba-doo,
but I know you know *

* I fiddled around with your
high-school sweetheart *

* Nah, don't worry about it,
fresh start, fresh start *

* Let's bygones be bygones

* And just let's do
what we do best *

* Hey, guys

[ Jazz music plays ]

* He's got those rats

-* I'm Ratman
-* These guys are your pets

* Wow

* I'm Ratman

-* Ohh
-* They're not pets, dumbass

* I just assumed,
I'm sorry *

* I'm Ratman

* My major is
real estate *

* Well, I studied law

* Hey, Ratman, what did you
bring in your bags? *

* Blood
[ Jazz music plays ]

-* That really is blood
-* Hey, dude, you got to

* Get used to this
college culture, Curtis *

* Ratman
[ Jazz music plays ]

* We're going rabid
with Ratman *

-* This is the best year ever
-* Ratman

* Do you sell the rats?
I don't understand *

* They're part of Ratman

* It's like
a rat agalgamis-- *

* I just graduated
high school a few months ago *

* You know tran--
You read "Walden Pond"? * * Yeah, yeah

-* You know transcendental?
-* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

* It's kind of like
we're all part of one rat *

* It's your first time here,
kid? *

* It's a beautiful campus

* And I've met a lot
of cool people *

* There's so many new
and beautiful things *

* Open to me
-* Shush, shush, shush

* Oh, they taste
like garbage *

* That's what
the blood's for *

* Mm,
it tastes like garbage *

* You know,
over here at college *

* We have an old initiation
trick for the froshies *

* Let's give him
a hello slap, yeah *

* That's right, baby

* Mm

* Mm

* Uh

* Curtis, what's wrong?

* It's weird not having
Dad here and -- *

* Oh, little crybaby,
you stupid crybaby *

* I'm not crying

* Steve, that shit's gonna come
back around to you tenfold *

* What do you mean,
Ratman? *

* It's it's the karmic process
that happens in life *

* You have to put
the good energy out there *

* I have my rats
that take out *

* Individual bad-energy
molecules *

* And deliver the bad ones

* Deliver them
to the goat farm *

* Where the bad energy goes

* It's not visible
on the visible spectrum *

* But it is palpable

* I miss my dad

* Would you like
a Ratman kiss? *

* Is that what
people do in college? *

* It's what the cool kids
do in college *

* Yeah, I mean, then at least
let me unbutton my shirt *

* All right

* How's this bonfire party
treating you, Curtis? *

* Well, all the smoke is
getting in my lungs *

* And makes it
hard to breathe *

* I don't learn
anybody's names *

* That's how it's part
of being a Ratman is done *

* Ratman's
the best character *

-[ Laughs ]
-Wait.

* Hey, Ratman, do you know
that woman over there? *

* You better
keep your eyes off her *

* That's Julietta

* No, Charlene

-* Beautiful eyes
-* Watch out, dude

* I've seen that girl,
Charlene, in math class *

* She's in your math class?

* She must be super smart

* She's always like,
"X equals Y" [Mumbling] *

* Well, I think it's really cool
that she knew the answer *

* Hey, guys

* I, uh, I want to introduce
you to Charlene and, uh... *

* Uh, hi, Charlene,
my name is Curtis *

-* Nice going, Ratman
-* I'm the best

* So, uh, you're friends
with the Ratman *

* He's actually
my roommate *

* He has a lot
of rats on him, huh? *

Yeah.
He's, uh, I --

I also know your other friend
from our, um, geometry class.

* She doesn't know
we're brothers yet, Ratman *

* So she called me his friend
-* I love it

* That guy is my brother, Steve,
he's my older brother *

* I actually
just started college *

I'm sorry
for the inconvenience.

* I'm two years older
than him *

-* Yeah
-* When I was 6, he was 4

-* Yeah
-It's too much.

That's a lot of math.
-* Um, I was wondering

* Maybe tomorrow, you'd like
to go to Italian Bakery *

* With me
and talk about things *

Uh, yeah, sure.

Why not?

-* All right
-* Okay

Is this for you
or your brother?

* Oh, this is 'cause you and I
are supposed to get bread *

I'm so sorry.
Let me just clear my throat.

[ Coughs ]

Okay. All right.

* Oh, God bless you,
Charlene *

-I'm sorry.
-* God bless you

You buff me?

* No, I -- I mean
God bless you *

* It's a way of saying
I hope you are feeling *

* All right
after you sneeze *

I don't.

You seem to know
a lot about, um,

interior design and houses
and also feng shui.

* Feng shui is
kind of my "thang, thang" *

* If you know
what I'm saying *

I don't.

-* Oh
-I'm a geometry major

because I'm just
very interested in shapes.

-* Right
-Like, when I look at your face,

it's mainly, uh,
it's mainly oval.

-* What else do you see?
-Your nose is a triangle.

-* Huh
-Your eyes are also oval,

but different ovals,

and your head is
sideways oval.

* Oh

And, um, your mouth is,
like, sideways oval,

but thin,
long sideways oval.

* Yeah,
I definitely -- *

* Do you mind
if I kiss you? *

I don't mind.

**

[ Smooching ]

* Ow,
that hurts *

[ Giggles, smooching ]

[ Slurping ]
* Okay, all right

-Hey. Psst!
-* All right

* Hey
-Hey.

* What are you
doing here? *

* Hospital's closed.

We have to talk.

* Okay

On the -- On the --
In the cabin on the train,

I discovered
your brother,

who I was supposed to kill,
already dead,

and his murder
was carried out by birds.

You have to explain
this incident.

* Well, there's one problem
with that *

* They were supposed
to kill you, too *

Why?!

* Nobody ever makes it
out of the bird train alive *

* They asked me to get you
out of the county *

* You aren't
supposed to be here *

I was in
a different state.

* Yeah

I need more explanation.

* Well, I don't have any

Well, that's --
that's anticlimactic.

* You're supposed to
fight it out of me *

* You're supposed to
choke me or something *

-Oh.
-* Or smack me

I want this information,

and I will go to
any length to get it!

* You were
supposed to die *

* And I guess I'm gonna have
to finish the job myself *

Well, whoa. While you were --
While you weren't looking,

I grabbed one of those
syringes off of the table

that they were labeled poison.
-* Oh, my God

* You've poisoned
the poison doctor *

* I was taken aback
by how smart she is *

* She's just really cool

* And, like, I think
I think feelings *

* That I've never felt before
about her *

* I'm so smitten
and just enamored and -- *

* You mean sexually

* Well, you know

* Maybe someday down the road,
but, you know -- *

* Little guy, if this is,
uh, anything going on *

* That doesn't involve
slapping or jet skis *

* Gelato,
Ratman don't care *

* You know what,
I don't care either *

* If there's anything
Curtis don't care about *

* It's only beer, gelato,
and jet skis *

* Uh, okay?
* I'm not sure if you're saying a double negative *

* But I've just
fallen in love *

* Huh?

* You were
always my favorite *

-* That's awesome
-* Curtis, wake up

-* I was...
-* Curtis

* ...very hesitant
to be hypnotized *

* And with good reason

* That was terrifying

* You get to the core
of your feelings *

* And of that anger

* And once we do that, then you
can start to forgive yourself *

* What if I don't want
to forgive myself? *

* I won't sign
your prison therapy forms *

-* I'm a bad man!
-* Curtis

* I'm a bad man

* I can't even
hold a successful marriage *

* I can't even successfully
stab my brother *

* I didn't even kill him

* I tried to kill him
in the moment *

* And I didn't even
do that *

* It's chocolate coconut,
it's my favorite *

* It sounds good
* It's cheaper than the other ones *

* I don't know why

* Doctor, I'm having
visions again right now *

* Is that normal?

-* Yes, definitely
-* Charlene

* Why do you think
she betrayed you? *

* Why do you think
Charlene betrayed you? *

* Well, let me ask her

* Charlene,
why'd you betray me? *

Because things change.

-* Because things change
-People change.

-* What changed?
-* People change

-Times change.
-* Times change

* Do you think
you became... *

* Doctor wants to know
if you think that... *

* ...a disappointing
version of yourself? *

* ...I became a disappointing
version to you *

[ Inhales deeply ]

-I don't know.
-* She doesn't know

* You know, when Charlene says,
"I don't know" *

* That means yes

-* Doctor says yes, Charlene
-That isn't --

-* Doctor says, "Yes"
-She's a quack.

* I'm gonna
drown you a little bit *

* And you're gonna
calm down now *

* And take a nap,
gonna take a bath nap now *

* Just some purple toenail
polish for my lunch break *

* Gonna fix
his stupid little eyes *

* And his stupid
little nose *

**

**

* Uh, I fee-- No, I'll far--
Is this a -- Ratman, what? *

* I'm Ratman
[ Jazz music plays ]

* This feels like wood

* It's a wooden Dumpster

* It's exclusive
to this goat farm *

* And I brought you here
without a purpose *

* That's wild
* I mean, that's great, right? *

-* It's pretty good
-* Yeah

* Last thing I remember,
I was in the hospital *

* Getting pink gas
put into me *

* You can
let that out now *

[ Air wheezes ]

* Oooh

* My brother,
Judge Bosco *

* This is it

* We've done the kidnapping,
stupid idiot *

* Goat

* The human

* Hopefully,
the goats won't realize *

* You've been replaced
with -- *

* By -- hu--
with you, Steve, the human *

* No one's going to be
able to tell the difference *

* 'Cause you're a human,
you're not a goat anymore *

* Ha!
Did it *

* You're...stupid...goat

MICHOLS: * Just beware
of CIA, FBI, and DEA *

* Standing on the barricades

* Tell us
what's the latest age *

* None of you has got a clue

* And most don't really
care what's true *

* So calm down

* Calm down, calm down

* And come back down
from off that cloud *

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