All language subtitles for Tender Touches s00e02.eng

-[ Indistinct mumbling ]
-* What?

* My entrails are
floating away *

* You don't look that bad,
to be honest *

* You do not look,
uh, that bad *

* That feels really nice to hear
from you, brother *

* God damn 2:00 p.m.

* God damn 2:00 p.m.
on a Tuesday afternoon *

* And this traffic
is like this *

* This is the problem
with this city *

* Ow!
That was a big bump *

* Bumping around
on the street *

* No, I'm taking
the West woute *

* This is the problem
with this city *

* ...hospital

* This is the place with
all the potholes *

* You see that?
* Your car is too big for this highway! *

* This is your car
* No, I'm talking to this dude in front of me! *

* Oh, I can't tell

* Either way, go faster
or slow down! *

* Charlene, could you hold
my head upright? *

* Charlene, do not let him
get blood on my seats *

* Well, there's this
little sippy cup *

* Wup, wup, wup, wup,
wup, wup, wup *

* I almost hit that guy

The only things back here
are fast food napkins.

* Hold on, I put my hand really
close to your ear *

* And I say

* Remember when we first
started having you cheat *

* And you said, 'Wrap it up
or I'm gonna get pregnant'? *

**

I...Wait, can you just
repeat the last thing?

* What are you guys
talking about? *

* Remember when we first started
having you cheat on Curtis *

* And I said, 'Let's go deep
forever you and me'? *

Uh...I'm so -- I honestly can't
understand a word --

* 'Cause love is
but a bucket of water *

* And I'm stepping feet deep
in it now for you *

Uh...yeah.

* Who puts truck nuts
on a Dodge Shadow? *

And -- Our whole society
is just becoming

increasingly sexualized
in every aspect.

* Is that what it is?

Narrator:
* This is a 1993 Dodge Shadow

* This car was made in America

Ah!

* Do you remember
Gwen Stefani? *

* Of course I do

* Can you sing me some of her
catalog before I go to bed? *

Oh!

Both:
* Hush, little baby

* When you walk away

* Close your eyes on Sunday

* Close your eyes on Sunday

* Hush, little baby

* When you walk away

* This is such a fun day

* Talk to you on Monday

**

Charlene:
* And sleep through the night

**

* Thanks for throwing me on this
luxury gurney, guys *

* And I just like you so much,
Curtis, for, um, whoa *

* Whoa! Can we can talk about
this afterwards *

* And maybe come to an emotional
family conclusion *

* Maybe we'll not be angry
at each other at all *

* I'm not angry at you

* Why do you think
I'm angry? * * Well, you know

* You said "I don't want you
to think I'm angry *

* I love you

* Well, "love" is a strong word,
but I'd use it for you *

You guys want anything from
the hospital vending machine?

-* Churros
-* I'll take a coffee, I guess

And I'm gonna get
a dipsy-doodle.

* Oh, man, Steve, do you
believe what we did again *

* And everything,
oh, my God *

* Why do we always fall
for the same girl? *

* Well, it's kind of the way
you phrase things sometimes *

You missed a line.

But say it now, say it.

* Well, it's kind of the way
you phrase things sometimes *

* I have a real long line
of phlegm, can you pick it up? *

* Actually
now I'm getting angry *

* I got a long line
of phlegm and blood *

Snack time!

Snack time.

* Snack time

* Thank you for
this hot coffee *

Not -- Not to, uh,
admit to eavesdropping,

but my butt
was mentioned.

* I'm Dr. Bysmol,
how can I help you? *

* Doc, um, doctor

[ Burps ]

* My brother had
an accident *

* And as you can see,
he his this laceration *

* On his eyes
and midsection-belly area *

* Thrincisions
[ Laughs ]

* And if you could just take him
and do your magic *

* Is this vitamins
they're putting in me? *

* That's just some
salty water *

* Charlene, can I talk
to you for a minute? *

Uh, yeah,
sure, Curtis.

* I have to head out

* I actually...

* There's a bank

* There's a young, first-time
home-buyer couple *

* And they're about
to foreclose on a home *

* Is it okay if I go?

* Will you be okay here,
Charlene? *

I know that you're constantly
heading out for work purposes,

and I would love...
-* Charlene

* This is not the time to
bring that up *

-* Ah!
-I-I would just love

to get to know
the doctor better.

* I forgot you guys
were married *

* Yeah, clearly

* I shoved my pud

* Yeah, Steve,
I know your pud *

* No, I'm talking
to the doctor *

* Look, I'm looking at
the doctor, and I'm pre-- *

* I couldn't even tell, I
thought you were looking at me *

-* Hey, Doctor?
-* Yeah?

You can't -- you can't tell
where he's looking.

His line of sight
is all messed up.

* You sound short

* Yeah, I'm 5'3"

* Um, I have to go

* Okay, judging by the severity
of your wounds *

* I don't think you're ready
for surgery just yet *

* But I can provide you
with a milk transfusion *

* Milk has proteins in it

* And, uh, it'll fill up
the empty spaces in your veins *

It sounds sort of, um,

like they're
gonna create, uh,

a yogurt culture
within you

to help reformulate
yourself.

* Charlene, why are you trying
to act smart? *

* She's the doctor

* She's the one in charge

No, I'm not --
I'm not acting smart.

I'm just trying to
bond with the doctor.

I did read something, um,

about yogurt in, uh,
"Reel Simple" magazine.

I don't know if she
saw that article

or if she subscribes
to that publication.

* No, I don't

I-I hope that you don't
start sweating milk.

* That doesn't make sense,
you don't sweat blood *

No, but it's diff--

* Can you tell him
that's stupid? *

-* Yeah, that's really stupid
-* I mean her

Curtis: * All right,
here's the bathroom *

* Well...can I use it really...
Can I try it out? *

* You know,
it's your home *

* And I'm so glad to
be working with you *

* It checks a lot of items
on your wish list *

* And, Lilly, bamboo floors

* Eh

**

* I actually need
to get back *

* I don't like rushing
these things *

* Neither do I,
and normally, I would say *

* "Let's not rush this"

* But unfortunately

* I'm not sure
how to say this *

* but my brother is in
the hospital *

* Oh

* Oh

-* He got stabbed
-* Ew

-* It was a stabbing
-* Oh, God

* And I have to get back
to see him *

* Eh

* Well

* But then I say, "Curtis?"

* And he's gone

* And when I say "Charlene"
and she's here *

* And I'm so full
of pink gas *

* But it might be
not just the gas *

And I say, "I know that when we
signed off on those forms

about the things that might
happen with the pink gas

that you might have
not just a face blindness,

but also an emotional blindness,
and I know that --

* It's chill

* It's chill, Charlene

* In the next life, maybe
I'll love you, brother *

* But, see, in this one --

* You know that birds'
tongues have bones in them? *

* Can you just tell us
about birds? *

-* Uh
-* While I sleep?

* Okay, well,
you know that birds *

* they don't have, like

* they pee and poo out
of the same hole *

* It's like a cloaca

* Thirty-six

* All the stuff
comes out of there *

* Like, sexual
ejaculatory fluids *

* Thirty-three

* Birds also developed
lightweight beaks *

* Because jaw bones
were too heavy for flight *

* So that they can
get up into the air *

* Much more easily
that way *

* That's why birds
don't have teeth *

* Do you have
your own bird? *

* Yeah, I got a board

Did you say a board?

* I mean bird

Okay.

* The great thing
about passing out *

* is that you can't hear
anyone anymore *

* I've got a feeling I keep
falling in love *

* With people I hate

* And I pushed my brother
down a hill when I was 6 *

* He jagged his head
against a rock *

* And then my dad never
forgave the babysitters for it *

* I can remember
the sound he made *

* As his head
hit the stones *

* On the cliff outside
our beachside property *

* It's okay,
you can sleep with my wife *

* I was shaking his limp...

[ Singing indistinctly ]

**

* Charlene, I don't mind

[ Singing indistinctly ]

[ Singing indistinctly ]

[ Singing indistinctly ]

* Weird,
but the same holes *

* We started in the same hole
together *

* We're gonna end
in the same hole *

[ Singing indistinctly ]

* Yeah

[ Singing indistinctly ]

Oh, so you would --
Okay, so this would --

So, you -- you're 6.
-* What?

You're 6 and 4
respectively

talking about
tight holes.

-* It's fine
-* It's a dream

* It's fine,
it's a dream *

* You know how dreams kind of
merge and shift? *

* Anything can happen
in a dream *

* Hey, Jackie, can I have
some ice cream? *

* Not past 4:00 p.m.

* Your blood sugar's
kind of high *

* Blood...sugar...dairy?
It's an ice cream? *

* Normally ice cream's
made of cream *

-* And...?
-* Sugar

* Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait *

* Then it hit me like
a ton of bricks *

* Fat bricks,
but they were full of fat *

* Rectangular cube
sacs of fat *

* And they were hitting me
in the face *

[ Singing indistinctly ]

Can we just do, like, a pan-out
where everybody's just,

like, ohhhhhh,
all at the same time?

Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Steve:
And I strained my eyes hard

and I saw the blurry whiteness
of my room outside

and I saw two shadowy figures.
Ohh!

* Charlene

* Charlene, I completed my part
of the murder pact *

* And I...I want you to
return my favor *

Yes. Thank you.

Thank you for poisoning
my lover

like the crooked M.D.
that you are.

Because Steve can't testify
in court against Curtis

and our marriage is safe and I
will commit the murder you want.

* The autopsy's going to say

* That there was
a uterine transplant *

* That went totally wrong

* But little do they know
that I'm the poison doctor *

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] Sorry.

* I'd like you
to kill my brother *

Uhh...

Okay.

[ Chris Michols' "Goner" plays ]

* You're so tired of waiting

* While your body is failing

* And you're so tired
of dealing with pain *

* That you know will not
come to an end *

* I really didn't
think you'd do it *

* To this day

* I never really
thought you'd do it *

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