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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,350 I was your typical country boy. 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,110 I tap danced, played the piano and sang. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,910 Every town had one. 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,630 I thought I was pretty normal. 5 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,790 Until everyone told me I wasn't. 6 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,840 ('I GO TO RIO' BY PETER ALLEN PLAYS) 7 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,150 Peter Allen is one of Australia's favourite sons. 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,990 He's one of the biggest names in show business. 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,590 A prolific entertainer who was discovered by Judy Garland. 10 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,230 He soon found himself mixing with Hollywood royalty. 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:36,630 And made it in the world's most cutthroat music market. 12 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,420 Peter could write the lyrics, do the music, 13 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:42,340 sing the hell out of it and dance. 14 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,990 The electrifying singer-songwriter 15 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,030 has won a Golden Globe, a Grammy and now an Oscar. 16 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,270 There might have been people 17 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,990 who would have said, "Tone it down a bit," 18 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,190 and without compromise, he got to the top. 19 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,470 Peter Allen just moves people. Love don't need a reason. 20 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,790 He just had a zest for living. 21 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,870 Allen cut short his last Australian concert tour. 22 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,350 His final performance was at Sydney's Hilton Hotel, 23 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,430 ironically, on Australia Day. 24 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,470 Australia and the world today lost an entertainment legend. 25 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,760 And he said to me, "Thank God I lived." 26 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:18,350 Famous for his hits like Rio and I Still Call Australia home... 27 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,670 .. he was 48 years old. 28 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,000 ♪ Rio... ♪ 29 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,950 ♪ Time is a traveller 30 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,830 ♪ Tenterfield saddler 31 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,680 ♪ Turn your head 32 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,150 G'day, Petey. 33 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,350 ♪ Right again, jackaroo 34 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:50,590 ♪ I think I see kangaroo up ahead... ♪ 35 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,110 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms Judy Garland. 36 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,910 Sing, goddammit. Sing! 37 00:01:55,960 --> 00:02:00,510 I learned from Mama, just keep working. 38 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,510 You're one thing... 39 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,660 .. until you're something else, you know? 40 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,750 Peter? 41 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,470 ('I GO TO RIO' PLAYS, MUFFLED) 42 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,680 Peter? 43 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,630 ♪ When my baby 44 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,320 ♪ Rio 45 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,630 Fasten your seatbelts. 46 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,470 Here's Peter Allen! 47 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,070 ♪ One, two, three o'clock Four o'clock, rock 48 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,790 ♪ Five, six, seven o'clock Eight o'clock, rock 49 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,990 - G'day, Petey. - Hey, Mum! 50 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,470 ♪ We're gonna rock around the clock tonight... ♪ 51 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,590 Wait for me! 52 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,630 Nah, you're gonna have to catch me. 53 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,350 Whoo! 54 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,510 Whoa! 55 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,110 ♪ Ahh! ♪ 56 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,630 - Whoa! - Slow down! 57 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,670 Sorry, Mrs Wilson. I'm late! 58 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,320 - Oi, slow down. - Hey, Dad! 59 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,390 Whoo! 60 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,830 I'll beat ya! 61 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,680 No, you're not. 62 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,830 Five, six, seven, eight. 63 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:34,150 And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 64 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,190 And one, two, three, four... 65 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,870 You're late! Both of you. 66 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,590 Sorry! Jen distracted me. 67 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,790 I did not! 68 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,110 We've got the routine down. 69 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,310 - Come on. - Heads up, girls. 70 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,030 You know it. 71 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,310 - Whoo! - You're such a liar. 72 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,710 And I was thinking... 73 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,190 .. we could add something. 74 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,390 I saw this at the Capitol. My Sister Eileen. 75 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:58,590 They ran across, jump and shuffle back. 76 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,230 I was thinking we could all do something like that. 77 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,620 Ready? 78 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,030 Peter Woolnough, you are a show-off! 79 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,350 Whoa! 80 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,710 I just love that picture. I could see it again and again. 81 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,950 Yes, it is a goodie, isn't it? 82 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,780 I've seen it five times, Aunty Jean. 83 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:22,780 - And only paid for it twice. - Peter! 84 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,110 I had to study it. 85 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,950 School's putting it on next term as a musical revue. 86 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,430 Oh, are you going to try out? 87 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,070 - Bloody oath! - Peter! 88 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,830 I just wish I could try out for Dorothy. 89 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,900 That's the part. 90 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:35,950 Look, Aunty Betty. Look what's next. 91 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,190 The Rise And Fall Of Legs Diamond. 92 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,790 A gangster picture. 93 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,670 - Oh, can we go, Mum? - Yeah! 94 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,590 We'll have to see how our finances hold up. 95 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,900 - Picture show's a luxury, isn't it? - Yes. 96 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:49,190 Now, come on, Dorothy. Let's click our heels and go home. 97 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,380 - You ready? - Yep. 98 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,190 I think I'd make a great Dorothy, don't you think? 99 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,220 Yeah! 100 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,550 Oh, you bastard. 101 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,830 Oh, you bastard bike. 102 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,030 Dick? 103 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,950 Timmy? How are you, mate? 104 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,590 - Dick... - Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. 105 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,350 - Tim, Tim, Tim. - Dick. 106 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,190 - Bloody bike tried to kill me, love. - Richard. 107 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,600 Hello, love 108 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,190 I got a call from the store. 109 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,310 They say the numbers don't match up. 110 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,750 Not now, Marion. 111 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,190 They say there's signs of overcharging. 112 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,870 Not now, please! 113 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,320 (Jeez.) 114 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,190 Have you been drinking? 115 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,590 Leave it, Marion! 116 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,030 Let's go play in the bedroom. 117 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,990 What have you been doing? 118 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,040 I've been working! 119 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,320 Dick... 120 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,830 Ah, see? 121 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,150 Will you look at this? 122 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,550 - Can't grow it! The fuckin' frost! - Richard... 123 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,590 .. have you been drinking? 124 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,950 I haven't been drinking. 125 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,350 I called your work. They said you left hours ago. 126 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,270 Did they let you go? 127 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,790 Did you get fired again?! 128 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,910 - Marion, will you stop?! - These are the Lamberts... 129 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,470 - What are you going to do for a job? - I don't care. 130 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,150 - Well, I do. - What are you going to do? 131 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,630 Oh, just shut up! 132 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,590 I'll talk to them. I'll just... 133 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,630 I'll say it was a mistake. If you apologise, maybe... 134 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,430 Marion, will you fuckin' leave it alone, please? 135 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,590 For fuck's sake! 136 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,380 Don't you speak to me like that! 137 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,260 So you know Remembrance? 138 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,400 Uh, I think so. 139 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,360 (PLAYS REMEMBRANCE BY CARL REBER) 140 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,270 Is that the one you mean, Dad? 141 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,880 Dad? 142 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,680 Dad? 143 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:49,830 ♪ Somewhere over the rainbow 144 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:54,270 ♪ Bluebirds fly 145 00:07:54,320 --> 00:08:00,630 ♪ And the dreams that you dared to dream 146 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,990 ♪ Really do come true. ♪ 147 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,790 That's good, but the longing, Jen. 148 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,630 Look up at the sky. 149 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,230 ♪ Someday I'll wish upon a star 150 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:15,670 ♪ And wake up where the clouds are far behind me... ♪ 151 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,230 You should be playing her. 152 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,430 - I can't sing like that. - You'll get it. 153 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,430 No, Jen's right. 154 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,150 You should be playing Dorothy. 155 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,590 Tiddley, get out. 156 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,510 We've just come to get Pete. We're going to play some cricket. 157 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,550 We could use a silly point. 158 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:31,950 Get out! 159 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,800 Peter Poofter. 160 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,990 Shut your mouth. 161 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,350 Shut it. 162 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,790 Go. 163 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,070 Go! 164 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,790 Your boyfriend's a sissy, Jen. 165 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,280 He's an idiot. 166 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,070 Come on. 167 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,190 Let's keep singing. 168 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,620 ♪ I drink, I smoke, I swear 169 00:08:55,670 --> 00:08:59,500 ♪ They say I'm the Sheik of Scrubby Creek 170 00:08:59,550 --> 00:09:02,910 ♪ But I don't care! ♪ 171 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,350 Jesus! 172 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,740 Ah, fuck! 173 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:11,740 Mum, no. 174 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:14,840 That was Chad Morgan with the Sheik of Scrubby Creek. 175 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,910 Dick? 176 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,030 - Dick! - Huh? 177 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,390 - Ohh. - Shit! 178 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,670 Are you alright? 179 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,950 Get away. 180 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,070 Did you talk to them? 181 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,230 - Dick, did you talk to them? - Go away! 182 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,740 Ah! 183 00:09:27,790 --> 00:09:29,990 Mum! 184 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,670 I'm OK. I'm OK. 185 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,200 I'm fine. 186 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,760 I'm OK. 187 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,550 Ha! 188 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,030 The flowers look great, Pop. 189 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,350 Yeah. 190 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,860 Dad doesn't grow flowers. 191 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:56,550 He grows vegies 'maties, cukes, radishes, carrots. 192 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,310 Mum doesn't even have to go to Lamberts. 193 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,430 We just eat them fresh. 194 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,030 Dad can grow anything. 195 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,470 Except passionfruit. 196 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,550 He tries and tries. 197 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,830 That bloody passionfruit! 198 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,350 It just won't grow! 199 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,070 Then he swears and Mum doesn't like that. 200 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,430 But I've heard Mum swear too. 201 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,110 Oh, let me tell you... 202 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,790 Just... just sit for a minute, Pete. 203 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,780 Sit down. Sit down for a tick, hey? 204 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,150 How's your dad? 205 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,710 Bubby won't say nothing. 206 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,150 Well... 207 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,670 You know. 208 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,870 It wasn't always like this. 209 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,460 When he was a boy, he was a bit like you. 210 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:43,200 A little darter. Always on the go. 211 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,480 He didn't tap dance, but. 212 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,020 If he could just get off the drink. 213 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,040 I know. 214 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,100 Yeah, I know. 215 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,180 Yes, Dick. 216 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,680 OK. 217 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,550 Hey, kids. 218 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,750 - Hey, Lynnie. - Hey. 219 00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,990 - How are you? - Good. 220 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,310 - Hey, Pete. How are you? - Hey! 221 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,310 - Alright? - Good. Yeah. 222 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,670 Good to see ya. There you go. 223 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,910 - Hey? - Whoo! 224 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,440 Let's go. 225 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:09,790 I'm glad you're back. 226 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,110 Thank you. 227 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,150 We'll see how we go. 228 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,870 Fair enough. 229 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,230 Six days. 230 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,670 I've still got the shakes. 231 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,990 You know? 232 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,030 And feel pretty ordinary, but that's good, I suppose. 233 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,180 Yeah, I went to Lamberts and apologised. 234 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,640 I mean, nothing's changed, but... 235 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,790 .. I think I can get a few days' work at the council. 236 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,380 They'll take anybody, right? 237 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,350 You know I'm going to try and back myself, bubby. 238 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,350 You know, like you always say. 239 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,560 Never give up. 240 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,720 You know... 241 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,110 I didn't mean to push you, bubby. 242 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,500 You know that, don't ya? 243 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,550 I know that. 244 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,590 - How many times has he done this? - Betty. 245 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,550 - Promised he'll change and then... - I know. 246 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,390 He won't change, bubby. A drink is a drink. 247 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,870 Well, he stopped drinking. 248 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,190 He started Alcoholics Anonymous and he stopped gambling. 249 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,790 And how many times has he done that before? 250 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,510 Betty! 251 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,100 Maybe leave it for now, hey? 252 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,280 (PLAYS JEEPERS CREEPERS) 253 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,070 Where did you learn to play like that? 254 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,920 In the movies. 255 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,830 Can I play modern songs instead of this? 256 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,670 Oh, I don't have the music for modern... 257 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,710 Oh, I don't need music. 258 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,590 They're all in here. 259 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,070 It's true, Josie. 260 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,190 He hears a song once, twice, he can play it. 261 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,470 But I dunno, Pete. 262 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,110 You're just a kid. 263 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,310 Maybe we should wait a bit before we throw you to the Armidale wolves. 264 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,710 Please, Mum. 265 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,560 I can do this. 266 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,190 I might sing a bit too, if that's OK. 267 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,670 Well, Claire plays Friday nights. Let's give Pete a whirl in the arvo. 268 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,870 See how he goes. 269 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,320 I'll pay him 30 shillings. 270 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,840 Lord knows, bubby, you could use the money. 271 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,590 And don't be upset if it doesn't go well. 272 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,110 You know? 273 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,910 You've gotta be prepared for criticism, mate. 274 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,510 For opinions. 275 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,660 They're like bumholes everyone's got one. 276 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,430 I'll be alright. 277 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,870 You can go, Mum. 278 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,100 Oh. 279 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,230 You can do this. 280 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,150 You can do this. 281 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,270 (I hope.) 282 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,150 Where is he? 283 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,790 I don't know. 284 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,310 Oh, God. 285 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,680 Oh. 286 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,910 ♪ Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom! 287 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,710 ♪ Tutti frutti Oh, rutti 288 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,030 ♪ Tutti frutti Oh, rutti 289 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,030 ♪ Tutti frutti Oh, rutti 290 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,470 ♪ Tutti frutti Oh, rutti 291 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,630 ♪ Tutti frutti Oh, rutti, hey! 292 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,830 ♪ Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom! 293 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,190 ♪ I got a girl named Sue 294 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,430 ♪ She knows just what to do, now 295 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,230 ♪ I got a girl named Sue 296 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,670 ♪ She knows just what to do 297 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,300 ♪ She rocks to the east 298 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,750 ♪ She rocks to the west 299 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,150 ♪ But she is the girl that I love best 300 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,630 ♪ Tutti frutti Oh, rutti 301 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,750 ♪ Tutti frutti Oh, rutti, hey! 302 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,800 ♪ Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom! ♪ 303 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,790 Yeah! 304 00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:13,080 Dad! Dad! 305 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,150 Oh, you should have heard it, Dad. They loved it! 306 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,750 I played and played and Miss Simone paid me. 307 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,540 30 shillings! 308 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,300 And... I bought you a meat pie. 309 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,960 Come on, darl. 310 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,750 I'm so proud of you. Come here. 311 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,470 You were so good. 312 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,920 - We're gonna have a big celebration. - Yay! 313 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,870 I still don't see why you need to wear white shoes. 314 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,780 Because Jerry Lee Lewis wears them. 315 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,350 I have to wear dad's old cricket boots. 316 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,630 Well, it's not my fault we can't buy white shoes in Armidale. 317 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:33,380 Playing three times a week, Mum. I have to give them a show. 318 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,430 ♪ See you later, alligator 319 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,540 ♪ After a while, crocodile, ha! 320 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,510 ♪ See you later, alligator 321 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,430 ♪ After a while, crocodile... 322 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,540 ♪ Can't you see you're in my way now? 323 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,190 ♪ Don't you know you cramp my style? ♪ 324 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,720 Woo! 325 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,150 We're millionaires. 326 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,740 In three and sixpences, Mum. 327 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,960 Hey! 328 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,400 Do you reckon Dad will ever come watch me? 329 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,940 I don't know, Petey. 330 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,750 Do you think I'm good enough to be on that? 331 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,540 Amateur Hour? 332 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:36,220 Well, why don't we go see? Would you like that? 333 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,240 Love you, Mum. 334 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,350 More than chips. 335 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,200 I love you too. 336 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,240 ♪ Wake up, little Susie, wake up 337 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,590 ♪ Wake up, little Susie, wake up 338 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,470 ♪ We've both been sound asleep 339 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,060 ♪ Wake up, little Susie, and weep... 340 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:09,990 Number 63. 341 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,390 That's me. 342 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,870 ♪ And we're in trouble deep 343 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,390 ♪ Wake up, little Susie 344 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,980 ♪ Wake up, little Susie... ♪ 345 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,420 Begin. 346 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:46,300 ♪ Come on over, baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on 347 00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:47,540 Ha! 348 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,540 ♪ Yes, I said come on over, baby 349 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:52,260 ♪ Whole lotta shakin' goin' on 350 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,510 ♪ We ain't fakin' 351 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,230 ♪ Whole lotta shakin' goin' on 352 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,630 ♪ I said shake, baby, shake-ah 353 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,350 ♪ I said shake, baby, shake 354 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,350 ♪ We ain't fakin' 355 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,640 ♪ Whole lotta shakin' goin' on. ♪ 356 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,030 That was fabulous, Peter. Really fabulous. 357 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:25,480 In all our years, we've never seen an audition that good. 358 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,840 - Out of this world! - Really fabulous... 359 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,820 Peter. 360 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,300 Peter! 361 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,790 It was really good, son, but I'm sorry. 362 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,480 We... don't think you're quite ready for Amateur Hour. 363 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,300 Number 64! 364 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,120 Oh, sweetheart. 365 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,470 Come on. 366 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,510 - Yes, you will. - I don't know, Jen. 367 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:10,870 You'll go places with your singing, I know it. 368 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,860 But they said I wasn't good enough. 369 00:23:14,070 --> 00:23:15,070 Rubbish. 370 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,070 Those judges in Sydney, they're idiots. 371 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:22,150 They don't know nothing. You're terrific, you hear me? 372 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,670 Terrific. 373 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,390 You'll see. 374 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,910 You'll be gone like a shot. 375 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,430 Hey, Dad. 376 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,080 Do you know how hard it is for me with you like you are? 377 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,270 Aren't you proud of me? 378 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,270 What? 379 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,320 Why aren't you ever proud of me, Daddy? 380 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,640 I am proud of parts of ya. 381 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,800 But then, Pete, you know, I'm only proud of parts of myself. 382 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,600 Are you crying? 383 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,180 Peter! 384 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,430 What did you say? 385 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,950 Nothing. 386 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,950 That boy has more good in him than you ever will. 387 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,270 Don't make him feel ashamed. 388 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,830 Why do you want to fill him with your poison? 389 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,550 We wouldn't be eating without him. 390 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,710 Yes, I know that, Marion. What do you want me to do about it? 391 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,830 I want you to stop drinking rum at nine in the morning! 392 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,910 I want you to get a job and support your family. 393 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,430 - You promised me, Dick. - I can't do it, OK? 394 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,830 - Are you satisfied? - Well, you can try! 395 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,590 You can be a man and at least try... 396 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,510 Leave her alone! 397 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,910 - Leave her alone! - Peter, no! 398 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,590 Stop, Peter. Don't be stupid. 399 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,110 - Don't be stupid! - Stop! 400 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,270 Get out! 401 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:23,750 Get out! 402 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,270 Get out! 403 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,870 Are you alright? 404 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,600 Lynn, get a cloth. 405 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,710 ♪ So see you later, alligator, yeah! 406 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,160 ♪ After a while, crocodile 407 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,990 ♪ See you later, alligator 408 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,830 ♪ So long, that's all 409 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,270 ♪ Goodbye 410 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,260 ♪ See ya later! ♪ 411 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,720 He's good, isn't he? 412 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,030 Mm. 413 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,070 Go in. 414 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,920 I'm sure Peter'd love to see you. 415 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,030 No. 416 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,230 - It's his time. - ♪ No-one to talk with 417 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,150 ♪ All by myself 418 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,150 ♪ No-one to walk with 419 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,750 ♪ But I'm happy on the shelf 420 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,950 ♪ Ain't misbehavin' 421 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,990 ♪ I'm saving my love for you 422 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,830 ♪ Just you, ha! 423 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:42,030 ♪ I know for certain the one I love 424 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,790 ♪ I'm through with flirtin' 425 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,190 ♪ It's you that I'm thinkin' of 426 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,230 ♪ Ain't misbehavin' 427 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:53,840 ♪ I'm savin' my love for you, ha! 428 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,790 ♪ Like Jack Horner in the corner 429 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,150 ♪ Don't go nowhere 430 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,350 ♪ What do I care? 431 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:09,390 ♪ Your kiss is all I've waited for 432 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,120 ♪ Believe me 433 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,710 Harry, there's a letter in my postbox. 434 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,710 Could you make sure that Marion gets that, please? 435 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,920 Thanks, mate. All the best. 436 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,070 ♪ I don't stay out late 437 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,150 ♪ Don't care to go 438 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,670 ♪ I'm home about eight 439 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,990 ♪ Just me and my radio 440 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,990 ♪ Ain't misbehavin' 441 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:05,550 ♪ I'm saving my love for you, just you. ♪ 442 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,390 No-one will look me in the eye. 443 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,310 Walk down the street and everyone just turns away, 444 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,710 like what Dick did is somehow our fault. 445 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,870 That's not true. 446 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,960 Couldn't get anyone to carry his coffin. No-one. 447 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,270 The RSL sent these blokes. 448 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,400 Never even met them before. 449 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,470 You know, he loved his father despite everything. 450 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,680 Now look at him. 451 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,270 He's made of steel. 452 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,440 "My bubby. 453 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,580 "I messed up. 454 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,880 "I'm really sorry. 455 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,760 "I don't really know how it got like this. 456 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,380 "I just got lost. 457 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,590 "Just got lost." 458 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,430 Hey, freckle face. How're you going? 459 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,270 OK. Thanks for coming. 460 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,320 Not sure how many will show up today. 461 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,070 I can't come. 462 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,880 What? 463 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,070 Dad won't let me. 464 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,710 Says it's not proper 'cause of what your dad did. 465 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,790 He's wrong but... 466 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,600 I'm sorry. 467 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,830 Why'd he shoot the bloody dog? 468 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,700 Is Ro making you clean this up? 469 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,110 The bastard. 470 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,350 - I can do it. - No. I can do it. 471 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,350 I want to help. 472 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,310 Pete, you shouldn't be in here. 473 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,160 I want to help. 474 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,390 Can't play at the pub anymore. 475 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,480 Josie told me. 476 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,790 I'm sort of boring without it, Mum. 477 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,390 Oh, baby, you're not. 478 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,280 Yes, I am. 479 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,830 Your dad loved music. 480 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,880 Did you know that? 481 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,310 I think the reason he bec... 482 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,270 I think the reason he became like he did 483 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,560 was because that never worked out for him. 484 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,270 Now, we can either crawl in a hole and die, 485 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,750 we can let this kill us too, 486 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,160 or we can live. 487 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,800 We can live. 488 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,270 I'll take care of you, Mum. 489 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,350 I'll look after you. 490 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,640 Pete, I'm so sorry. 491 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,260 I should be the one looking after you. 492 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,960 You forget about him. He's a stinker. 493 00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:25,780 He's bad news, kid. 494 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,750 Why did you lie all those years? 495 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,140 Say you grew up in Tenterfield when you really lived here. 496 00:34:33,190 --> 00:34:34,750 Yeah. 497 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,990 Out in the bush chasing kangaroos and eating koalas for lunch? 498 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,350 It's what you taught me, Judy. 499 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,110 Never mess with a legend. Never correct it. 500 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,310 No, I just... 501 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,710 And to be honest, 502 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,460 Tenterfield sounded so much better in the lyric. 503 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,030 ♪ The son of George Woolnough 504 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,470 ♪ Went off and got married 505 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,180 ♪ And had a war baby 506 00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:02,430 ♪ But something was wrong 507 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,510 ♪ It's easier to drink then go crazy 508 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:12,080 ♪ And if there were questions about why the end was so sad 509 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,840 ♪ Well, George had no answers about why his son 510 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,840 ♪ Ever had need of a gun 511 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,660 ♪ Time is a traveller 512 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,750 ♪ Tenterfield saddler 513 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,510 ♪ Turn your head 514 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,390 ♪ Ride again, Jackaroo 515 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,590 ♪ Think I see kangaroo 516 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,550 ♪ Up ahead 517 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,350 ♪ Oh, time is a meddler 518 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,920 ♪ Tenterfield saddler, make your bed 519 00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:56,790 ♪ Fly away, cockatoo 520 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,800 ♪ Down on the ground emu up ahead 521 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,550 ♪ Time is a tale-teller 522 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:10,040 ♪ Tenterfield saddler, turn your head 523 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,470 ♪ Ride again, jackaroo 524 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:22,320 ♪ Think I see kangaroo up ahead... ♪ 525 00:36:25,710 --> 00:36:28,110 ♪ Tutti-frutti Oh, rutti 526 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,180 ♪ Tutti-frutti Oh, rutti... ♪ 527 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:33,180 What do you think? 528 00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:35,180 I don't know, Dad. 529 00:36:35,230 --> 00:36:37,620 We need somebody. 530 00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:39,470 Yeah, but look at him. 531 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,710 Oh, he sings OK, and I've seen him dance. 532 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,180 Just gotta... 533 00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:45,310 .. calm him down a bit. 534 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,310 ♪ She almost drives me crazy 535 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,110 ♪ I got a girl named Daisy 536 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,950 ♪ She almost drives me crazy 537 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,470 ♪ A-wop-bop a-loo-bop 538 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,030 ♪ A-wop bam boom! ♪ 539 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,180 Excuse me. How do you do? 540 00:36:58,230 --> 00:36:59,390 I'm Peter Bell. 541 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,990 And this is my son, Chris. 542 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,790 - Hey, mate. - We just saw your act. 543 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,790 - Loved it. - Yeah. 544 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,710 And we have a proposition for you. 545 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,550 - We're down to one Shade. - We need a replacement. 546 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,990 You want me to replace him? 547 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,350 Yeah, I know, he's Asian. 548 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,390 But don't worry, we're changing the act. 549 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,180 Now, we have an audition for Bandstand on Monday 550 00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:31,660 and we didn't want to waste the slot. 551 00:37:31,710 --> 00:37:33,110 Well, what kind of act are you thinking of? 552 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,620 - Brothers. - They're all the rage. 553 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:36,470 They're all the rage now. 554 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,710 We don't look like brothers. 555 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,910 - Oh, we can fix that. - We can fix that. 556 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,390 But we don't sound like brothers. 557 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:41,790 - Oh, we can fix that too. - We can fix that. 558 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,510 - We'd have different last names. - Already fixed that. 559 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,950 Gonna call you the Allen Brothers. 560 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,390 Chris... 561 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,110 Peter Allen. 562 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,390 I like it. 563 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,620 I like it too. 564 00:37:54,670 --> 00:37:56,750 Now, we'll have to work day and night till the audition, 565 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,990 get you boys in sync. 566 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,310 And I might have to change a few things in your style, mate. 567 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,440 (INTRO TO 'UP, UP AND AWAY' PLAYS) 568 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,830 - ♪ Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon... ♪ - You're out, Peter. 569 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,950 - You're late, you're late. - Watch Chris. Watch Chris. 570 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,790 ♪ Would you like to glide in my beautiful balloon... ♪ 571 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,790 Yes, that's it. 572 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,180 ♪ We could sail among the stars together, you and I 573 00:38:21,230 --> 00:38:24,070 ♪ For we can fly 574 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,430 - ♪ We can fly... ♪ - You might just want to keep your hands in your pockets, hey? 575 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,870 ♪ Up, up and away in my beautiful 576 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,070 ♪ My beautiful balloon... ♪ 577 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,870 Mate, no! Peter, bring it in, OK? 578 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,790 Less hands, less hips. 579 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,470 Less everything, alright? 580 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,390 ♪.. my beautiful balloon 581 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,470 ♪ We could sail along and sing a song beneath the skies... ♪ 582 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,470 Smoulder, smoulder. 583 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,470 - ♪ For we can fly... ♪ - Yes! 584 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,470 - Yes! - ♪ We can fly 585 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,230 ♪ Suspended under the twilight canopy... ♪ 586 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,990 Yeah, yeah. 587 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,990 ♪ We'll search the clouds for a star to guide us... ♪ 588 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,390 That's good, Pete. Yep, keep it in. 589 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,180 - Yeah, keep it in. Nice and strong. - ♪ If by some chance you find yourself loving me... ♪ 590 00:39:07,230 --> 00:39:08,510 Yeah, nice and strong across the chest. 591 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,660 - ♪ We'll find a cloud to hide us... ♪ - That's it. 592 00:39:11,710 --> 00:39:15,110 - ♪ We'll keep the moon beside us... ♪ - There you go, boys. There you go. 593 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:19,910 ♪ Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon 594 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:24,350 ♪ Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon 595 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:29,110 ♪ If you hold my hand we'll chase your dream across the sky 596 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,110 ♪ For we can fly 597 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,120 ♪ We can fly 598 00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:39,550 Hey! Oh... oh! 599 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,950 ♪ La, la, la, la 600 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,750 ♪ La, la, la, la, la 601 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,510 ♪ We can fly 602 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,070 ♪ We can fly 603 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,620 ♪ Up, up and away in my beautiful 604 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:58,510 - ♪ My beautiful balloon - ♪ My beautiful 605 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,310 - ♪ Balloon - ♪ Balloon 606 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:07,280 ♪ Balloon. ♪ 607 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,580 Can I talk to you, Mr Henderson? 608 00:40:34,710 --> 00:40:37,070 Uh, you're right. 609 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,990 We were terrible. 610 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,470 Please give us another shot. 611 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,070 Me and... me and my brother, we've been working on this act for years, 612 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,790 day and night, since we were kids, you know? 613 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,950 We really are good. 614 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,180 It's funny but I could've sworn I saw a Chris Bell 615 00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:54,790 in a group called The Two Shades with an Asian bloke 616 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,380 just a couple of months ago. 617 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,950 I'm sorry, um... 618 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,870 We... we got nervous. 619 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,830 That's the truth. 620 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,870 It's the first time in front of a camera. 621 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,350 But... 622 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,660 .. please, give us another shot. 623 00:41:10,710 --> 00:41:12,910 We can make this work. 624 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,680 I promise you. 625 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,790 Now, when are you gonna be on? I'll get everyone watching. 626 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,910 I'll have Betty come over. 627 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,750 Well, it should be next week. 628 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,470 I'm so proud of you, Pete. 629 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,950 We all are. 630 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,400 Look at you on Bandstand. 631 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,230 Peter Woolnough, the boy next door. 632 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,990 Everyone's gonna be talking about you. 633 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,430 Well, I would never have made it here without you. 634 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,990 That's not true. 635 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,740 You backed yourself and you did it on your own. 636 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,790 I miss you, Mum. 637 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,980 I miss you too, love. 638 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,710 Peter, Chris. 639 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,830 This is Judy Stone, Col Joye, Patsy Ann Noble. 640 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,030 - How are you? - Hi. - Lovely to meet you. - Hi. 641 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,590 And this is another newcomer. 642 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,070 Livvy Olivia Newton-John. Peter and Chris Allen. 643 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,070 - Hi. - Hi. 644 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,510 - Great to meet you. - I love the hair. 645 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,550 - Oh, do you? - Yeah. 646 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,830 When you knock it, does it make a sound? 647 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,660 Pete! 648 00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:19,110 I'm joking! I'm joking. 649 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,070 - Olivia? - Yeah. Pete? 650 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,070 Yes. 651 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,710 We're gonna make this nice and saucy. 652 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,430 ♪ Well, I'm just out of school 653 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,180 ♪ I look real, real cool... ♪ 654 00:42:27,230 --> 00:42:30,620 - Are you ready? - Cars. I love fast cars. 655 00:42:30,670 --> 00:42:32,990 My grandfather won the Nobel Peace Prize. 656 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,590 ♪ I'm a wild one... ♪ 657 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,430 I was an acrobat and a footy player. 658 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,950 ♪ I'm gonna keep 'em movin' wild... ♪ 659 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,750 Girls? Love 'em. 660 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,750 Is that OK? 661 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,750 ♪ I'm gonna meet all the chicks 662 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,870 ♪ Jump around and shake it... ♪ 663 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,060 Keep that energy up. 664 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,390 Happy, really happy! We're loving it. Come on! 665 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,590 Peter! 666 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,550 - What's going on down there? - I don't know. 667 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,030 Are you getting a... 668 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,390 I think so. 669 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,110 Does this mean we're engaged? 670 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,710 Oh! 671 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,660 ♪ Well, I'm just out of school 672 00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:13,430 ♪ Like, I'm real, real, cool 673 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,950 ♪ Got to shake, got to jive 674 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,390 ♪ Got the message that I've got to be wild 675 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,870 ♪ I'm a wild one 676 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,950 ♪ Ooh, yeah! I'm a real wild child! ♪ 677 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,200 That was great, guys. That's it for today. 678 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,750 Well done, Peter. 679 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,110 - Terrific, Chris, as always. - Thanks, Brian. 680 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,160 Marvellous, Livvy. 681 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,620 - I've got a date with Peter. - You'd better watch out. 682 00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:36,140 I hear he's a wild man. 683 00:43:36,190 --> 00:43:37,990 - Oh, are you ready? - Yeah. 684 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,470 Where are we gonna go? 685 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,590 Well, I thought that I'd give you a little education. 686 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,470 Kings Cross Chequers Nightclub. Does that sound OK? 687 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,220 My parents told me to watch out for you tonight. 688 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,870 Don't worry, you couldn't be in safer hands. 689 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,390 Come on! 690 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,870 - So how much is this? - £15 a week. 691 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,350 £15 a week! 692 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,230 - Oh, Peter! - Mum, I can afford it. 693 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,070 We're doing television ads. You'll see. They're on all the time. 694 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,790 In you come. 695 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,880 - Oh, I'll take that, Mum. - Oh. 696 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,310 - Oh... - I'll take that. 697 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,310 - Oh. - So what do you think? 698 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,360 Oh, it's gorgeous. 699 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,310 - Oh... - My room's down here. 700 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,790 And... you can have this one. 701 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,270 It's bigger and it has a sunroom. 702 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,320 And, Lynnie, you can sleep out there. 703 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,150 - I can see the ocean. - You can get to swim in it every day. 704 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,270 Oh, I don't believe this. Thank you, sweetheart. 705 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,750 I'll get a job. I'll help with the rent. 706 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,230 No, what are you thanking me for, Mum? 707 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,830 Look, I'd be living here anyway. 708 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,270 ♪ The cool look 709 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,230 ♪ Get the modern look 710 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,230 ♪ Get the Vaseline Hair Cream look 711 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,150 ♪ Get the cool look 712 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,790 ♪ Get the Vaseline Hair Cream look! ♪ 713 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,750 ♪ 'Cause I've been everywhere, man 714 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,470 ♪ I've been everywhere, man 715 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,030 ♪ Cross the deserts bare, man 716 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,630 ♪ I've breathed the mountain air, man 717 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,350 ♪ Of travel I've had my share, man 718 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,670 ♪ I've been everywhere 719 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,750 ♪ Been to Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba, Nambour 720 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,950 ♪ Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah, Birdsville, Emmaville 721 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,110 ♪ Wallaville, Cunnamulla, Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine 722 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,990 ♪ Ulladulla, Darwin, Gingin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla, 723 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,790 ♪ Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, I'm a killer 724 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,270 ♪ I've been everywhere, man 725 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,670 ♪ I've been everywhere, man... ♪ 726 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:21,520 - Freckle Face! - Oh, my God! Jenny, look at you! 727 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,310 Look at you, you tart! 728 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,870 Have you come to hear me sing? 729 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,670 No, I'm here to see Col Joye. 730 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,270 Oh, right. Bitchy and a tart. 731 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,110 - Oh, can we get your autograph? - Oh, no, you can piss off! 732 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,070 Hello! 733 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,660 Come here. 734 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,260 ♪ When I saw my baby walkin' 735 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,860 ♪ With another man today 736 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,900 ♪ When I saw my baby walkin' 737 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,500 ♪ With another man today 738 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,590 ♪ When I asked her, "What's the matter?" 739 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,310 ♪ This is what I heard her say 740 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,100 ♪ "See you later, alligator" 741 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,700 ♪ "After a while, crocodile" 742 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,800 ♪ "See you later, alligator"... ♪ 743 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,390 On the house, Peter. 744 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,350 You're so good! 745 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,310 Do you remember me? 746 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,790 S-sorry, no. I'm... I... 747 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,350 I saw you in the crowd but... 748 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,390 No worries. No reason you would remember. 749 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,070 I was a couple of years ahead of you. Rob Matthews. 750 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,590 Oh, um... 751 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,470 Did you live on Cookes Road? 752 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,230 - That's right. - Oh! 753 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,630 You're, um... .. Ros's older brother. 754 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,190 Right again. 755 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,910 You, um, still live in town. 756 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,910 Oh, I teach at the high school. Maths. 757 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,510 Wow! 758 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,300 - You have a real job. - Yeah. 759 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,900 Do... do you have some time? I'd love to catch up. 760 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,600 Uh... 761 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,940 Oh, shit, shit, shit. Let's go! 762 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,920 Come on. 763 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,710 They're willing to look the other way 764 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,750 if we leave town and we say nothing. 765 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,190 This could ruin you, Peter. 766 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:46,640 So I'm thinking a little tour of the Orient might be good for you boys. 767 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:49,230 Till things die down. 768 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,280 Not for long. A couple of weeks. OK? 769 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,830 ♪ Do the kangaroo 770 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,430 ♪ The kangaroo... ♪ 771 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,880 Behold the Kangaroo Twist! 772 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,830 Bravo! 773 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,420 Thank you! 774 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,670 That was a great show. 775 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:51,990 Really enjoyed it. 776 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,030 - Thanks, mate. - Mark. Mark Herron. 777 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,510 - Adrienne. - Hello. 778 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,590 - Hi. - I'm Chris. 779 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,870 - Hello. - This is Peter. 780 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,060 - Hello there. - Hi. 781 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,510 Can I buy you all a drink? 782 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,510 Yeah, of course you can. We're Australian. 783 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,040 Waiter. 784 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:11,230 I just, uh, came from Australia. 785 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,030 Me and my fiance. I'm afraid we didn't like your country too much. 786 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,990 Why not? Everyone loves Australia. 787 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,120 Well, they sort of ran us out of town. 788 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,470 My better half had a few problems. 789 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,230 Ding, ding, fuckin' ding. 790 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,670 Can someone turn that fucking light down! 791 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,310 You're here with Judy Garland?! 792 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,910 Yeah. We're locked in because of the storm. 793 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,750 Can you get her to come and see our show? 794 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:42,710 I'm afraid Judy is a little, um... under the weather at the moment. 795 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,830 Judy! 796 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,030 Judy! Sweetheart. 797 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,670 Oh, God. 798 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,510 Is she alright? 799 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,110 There was some trouble in the gypsy village 800 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,070 but, uh, you know, she just needs a few nights to recharge. 801 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:56,470 - Oh, OK. - So do I. 802 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,990 That's why I'm here. Time off for good behaviour. 803 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,830 Oh! 804 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,830 - Cheers. - Down the hatch. 805 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,310 Thank you for coming. 806 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,160 You're welcome. 807 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,700 Did you read the papers? 808 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,200 "Booed off stage"? 809 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,470 "Concert Fiasco." 810 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,430 Honey... 811 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:54,190 "At 41, Judy Garland may have gone 'over the rainbow' 812 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,950 "for the last time." 813 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,230 I'm stuck in here reading this 814 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,190 while you're off screwing a waitress! 815 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,670 - What? - Oh, wasn't I loud enough for you? 816 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,750 Who have you been screwing? 817 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,910 Remember what the doctor said - your throat - you have to be very gentle. 818 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,670 - WHO?! - No-one! 819 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:13,030 I was at the club in the Hilton. 820 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,470 You should be by my bed when I wake up! 821 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,030 Here I am dying and... 822 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,430 - Oh, you're not dying! - .. you're going to nightclubs! 823 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,270 Judy, baby. Baby, stop that. 824 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,590 I'm not staying here 825 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,390 while you go around screwing cocktail waitresses at the Hilton! 826 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,780 There are no waitresses. 827 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,670 I saw an act. A great act. 828 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,660 You'll love them. 829 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,720 Hmm. You think so? 830 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,140 Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. 831 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,430 Now, usually we finish with the Kangaroo Twist, 832 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,190 the latest craze from Down Under. 833 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,670 But... 834 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:25,150 .. seeing as one of the greatest singing legends ever 835 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,910 is here tonight, 836 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,200 I'd like to finish with my favourite song of all time. 837 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,180 It really is. 838 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:44,360 ♪ Somewhere over the rainbow 839 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,280 ♪ Way up high 840 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:56,390 ♪ There's a land that I've heard of 841 00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:00,880 ♪ Once in a lullaby... ♪ 842 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,900 Ms Garland... 843 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,060 .. would you like to take over? 844 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,390 The doctor said you shouldn't. 845 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,150 He said if you sang too soon you may never be able to do it again. 846 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,590 Stuff the quacks. 847 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,600 (You think you're pretty clever.) 848 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:48,550 ♪ Some day I'll wish upon a star 849 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:56,480 ♪ And wake up where the clouds are far behind me 850 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:02,070 ♪ Where troubles melt like lemon drops 851 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,830 ♪ Way above the chimney tops 852 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:13,950 ♪ That's where you'll find me 853 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:21,950 ♪ Somewhere over the rainbow 854 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,120 ♪ Bluebirds fly... ♪ 855 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:35,270 ♪ Birds fly over the rainbow 856 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:41,480 ♪ Why, then, oh, why can't I? 857 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,840 ♪ If happy little bluebirds fly 858 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:51,430 ♪ Beyond the rainbow 859 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,150 ♪ Why 860 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,790 ♪ Oh, why 861 00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:06,750 ♪ Can't I? ♪ 862 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,680 Bravo! Bravo! 863 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,870 I knew what you were doing. 864 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,470 "Judy, sing for me. 865 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,230 "I'm so sorry you're angry because your fiance stayed out all night. 866 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,710 "Judy, please like me." 867 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,190 Oh, I don't care if you like me. 868 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:37,790 I mean, I wouldn't mind if you did, of course. 869 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,950 But... 870 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,270 Sing for me. 871 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,390 What? 872 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,110 You want me to like you. Sing. 873 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,950 There's no-one here. 874 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,190 These are people. 875 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,590 - This is an audience. Sing for them. - No. 876 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,430 Give it everything. Hold nothing back. 877 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,670 - No! - Sing, goddammit! 878 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,630 - Sing! - No! 879 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,040 Miss... Miss Garland. 880 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,480 And I'm not your little... 881 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,860 .. monkey. 882 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,550 My little monkey! 883 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,110 I had to say something. 884 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,950 Oh, I like you. 885 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,630 I like him. 886 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,680 And I know talent. 887 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,680 I know just what I'm going to do. 888 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,110 I'm going to manage you. 889 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,390 Judy... 890 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,270 Yeah, we just met. 891 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,270 And he has a singing partner. 892 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,910 - Get rid of him. - No, I like singing with Chris. He... 893 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:47,960 - And the girl that dances. - Get rid of her first. 894 00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:53,350 Because... I have just the girl for you! 895 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:57,390 You'll love her! 896 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,310 I'm not interested in any boy from Austria. 897 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,150 It's Australia, Liza. 898 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,790 And he's not like an Australian. 899 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,790 I hate most of them. God! 900 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,590 Mama, I'm going back to sleep. 901 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,990 Just... say hello. 902 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,070 No! 903 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,920 For me. Please. 904 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,310 She's dying to talk to you. 905 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,030 Right. Um... 906 00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:21,750 G'day! 907 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,870 Look, I'm sure you're very nice but it's 3:00 in the morning here 908 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,020 and I'm in no mood to talk to anybody. 909 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,150 Right. 910 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,940 Yeah, well, I can't wait either. 911 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,320 Bye. 912 00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:42,870 Well? 913 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,270 Yeah, she sounded like a lovely girl. 914 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,460 What did I tell you? 915 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,590 Oh! 916 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,710 So why doesn't she hook you up with her bloody daughter? 917 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,750 I don't want to meet her. 918 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,540 Neither do I. 919 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,830 London is my lucky town. 920 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,630 You'll see it'll all work out. 921 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,430 But the boys are booked to go to Tokyo. 922 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,670 To the Japs? 923 00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,990 No! They bombed Pearl Harbor. 924 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,590 No. The boys must come to England. I insist. 925 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,070 I need a new opening act and... 926 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,560 - There you are! - Hey! 927 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:27,870 I'll see you in London. 928 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,790 I'll send tickets! 929 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,590 Let's go, go, go. Don't wanna miss the plane. 930 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,910 Oh. Oh. 931 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,390 There might be a few incidentals on the bill we didn't quite pay. 932 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,580 If you'd be a dear... 933 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,070 A few incidentals? 934 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,820 Pete, if she left her bar bill, we'll be broke. 935 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:59,020 - You right? - Yeah. 936 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,640 She was loud, wasn't she? 937 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,630 Oh, well, come home, then, sweetheart. We all miss you. 938 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:12,360 I want to, but we have another tour to Japan, and... then Korea. 939 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,960 What's the matter? 940 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,870 Just plummeting to obscurity, Mum. 941 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,550 Same clubs, same faces, same songs. 942 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,310 We're just going in circles. 943 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:24,430 But you're doing so wonderfully. 944 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,670 I keep all the reviews you send. 945 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,600 And the money. 946 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,990 Oh, something big will happen for you soon, Pete. I can feel it. 947 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,910 You're too good. 948 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,880 You're my son. 949 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,710 Can't believe it. It'd be nuts. 950 00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,310 Just like here drinking, starting fights. 951 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:52,550 Yeah. 952 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,000 Pete, that lady is crazy. 953 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,720 Yeah. 954 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,240 - Judy's on already? - Just started. 955 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,790 Chris, I wanna see. 956 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,720 ♪ Just in time 957 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,150 ♪ I found you 958 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,910 ♪ Just in time 959 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,150 ♪ Before you came 960 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:27,990 ♪ My time was running low 961 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,560 ♪ I was lost 962 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:36,070 ♪ The losing dice were tossed 963 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:40,230 ♪ My bridges all were crossed 964 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:41,870 - ♪ Nowhere to go - No time. 965 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,230 She wants you to meet Liza first. 966 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,390 What? N-now? 967 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,550 She insisted, and when Judy insists... 968 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,390 ♪ Now you're here... ♪ 969 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,950 Whoa, whoa -- isn't Liza about to sing? 970 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,270 - That's right. - Well, she's not gonna want to see us now. 971 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,070 - No. - Not you. 972 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,550 Judy just wants Peter to meet Liza. 973 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,550 Me? No. 974 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,800 Oh, come on. Mark, no. 975 01:00:59,910 --> 01:01:00,910 There you go, soldier. 976 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,230 - (Come with me.) - Mm-mm. 977 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,590 You'll be right. 978 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,190 - She doesn't bite. - You'll be right. 979 01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,780 Good luck. 980 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,750 Shit! 981 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,400 Shit, where is it? 982 01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,270 Oh, am I twisted here? 983 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,590 Um... 984 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,270 Well, I don't see it anywhere. Do you see it? 985 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,630 What is it that you're looking for? 986 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,870 Well, who the hell are you? 987 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,350 Peter. Peter Allen. Um... is that what you're looking for? 988 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:29,540 Oh. 989 01:01:34,270 --> 01:01:35,270 Oh, no. 990 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,710 Are you the Austrian? 991 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,430 Australian, yeah. 992 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,750 Sorry. Yeah, that's me. 993 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,070 You're on. 994 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,190 - Now? - Mm-hm. 995 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,670 Oh, God. Shit. Well, bring my shoes! 996 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,720 - These... these here? - Yeah, yeah. 997 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,480 Liza! Liza! 998 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,990 - Liza, Liza! - Whoa, Jesus! 999 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,590 - Gotta put your shoes on first! - Oh. Thanks. 1000 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,750 ♪ Lonely 1001 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,470 - Ugh. I'm gonna puke. - ♪ Lovely 1002 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,350 Everybody out there, they're just people. 1003 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,390 ♪ Day... ♪ 1004 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:14,040 Most of them will just be looking at your mum. 1005 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,670 Well, you're right. 1006 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:31,590 And now, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Liza Minnelli. 1007 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,780 Good luck. 1008 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:58,990 ♪ If I am fancy free 1009 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:03,440 ♪ And I love to wander 1010 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:12,750 ♪ It's just the gypsy in my soul 1011 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:17,990 ♪ No cares 1012 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:22,110 ♪ I have no strings 1013 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:27,430 ♪ Can't you see my heart 1014 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:32,190 ♪ My heart has wings 1015 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,830 ♪ It has wings 1016 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:40,910 ♪ There is no other life 1017 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,150 - ♪ Of which I'm fonder - Can you believe it? 1018 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,320 I gave birth to my greatest competitor and I never even knew it. 1019 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:53,320 ♪ The gypsy in my soul 1020 01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:00,110 ♪ If I am fancy free 1021 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,670 ♪ And I love 1022 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,350 ♪ To wander 1023 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:09,600 - Why did you matchmake me with Liza? - Why not Chris? 1024 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,390 Honey, I was never any good at picking husbands. 1025 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:17,240 I was married five times and two of them were bi. 1026 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,660 Maybe I should have married you. 1027 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,830 Yeah, that would've worked. 1028 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,980 But admit, kid it surprised you. 1029 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,750 I was right. 1030 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:30,950 You fell in love with her. 1031 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,920 ♪ The gypsy in my soul. ♪ 1032 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,910 I did. 1033 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,800 Thank you. 1034 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,740 Thank you. 1035 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,350 Wasn't she terrific? 1036 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,550 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Liza Minnelli. 1037 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,950 Wow. 1038 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:32,470 Why aren't you upstairs? 1039 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,260 The party's still going strong. 1040 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,900 You were... amazing tonight. 1041 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,950 It was more interesting just to watch you walk across that stage 1042 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:50,590 than it is to see most other people's entire acts. 1043 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,560 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1044 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,390 But it was awful. 1045 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,550 When I went on, she was... 1046 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:02,230 .. well, Mama all smiles. 1047 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,950 And then after a few songs... 1048 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:04,950 She turned. 1049 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,540 - Could you see it? - Yeah. 1050 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,350 She just... 1051 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,790 Well, she went from Mama to Judy. 1052 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,510 You know, I thought she was gonna take the mic. 1053 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:14,710 Well, so did I. 1054 01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,190 I mean, she grabbed for it twice. 1055 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,270 - You saw that? - Yeah. 1056 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,590 You were always Judy's daughter before. 1057 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,180 Tonight... 1058 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,360 .. you were Liza Minnelli. 1059 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:29,720 You know... 1060 01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:33,360 .. Mama might be right about you. 1061 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:37,950 Are you... are you gonna stay down here? 1062 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,870 Because I know people would like to see you upstairs. 1063 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:44,020 - Well, are you sticking around? - Yeah. 1064 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,710 Then lead me in. 1065 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,900 ('I LIKE IT' BY GERRY AND THE PACEMAKERS) 1066 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,550 ♪ I like it I like it 1067 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:03,670 ♪ I like the way you run your fingers through my hair 1068 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,590 ♪ And I like the way you tickle my chin 1069 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,710 ♪ And I like the way you let me come in 1070 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,560 ♪ When your mama ain't there 1071 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,960 ♪ I like it I like it 1072 01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:19,630 ♪ I like the words you say 1073 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:22,280 ♪ And all things you do 1074 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:26,110 ♪ And I like the way you straighten my tie 1075 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:29,390 ♪ And I like the way you're winking your eye 1076 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:32,390 ♪ And I know I like you 1077 01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:35,520 ♪ You know I like you 1078 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,480 ♪ Do that again 1079 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:43,550 ♪ You're driving me insane 1080 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,990 ♪ Kiss me once more 1081 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:49,880 ♪ That's another thing I like you for 1082 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,950 ♪ I like it 1083 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,720 ♪ Are you liking it too? ♪ 1084 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,350 Peter? Peter, come quickly. 1085 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,430 Let go of me! 1086 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,150 No-one is going out with you, Judy. It is too late and you... 1087 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,190 Don't you tell me what to do! 1088 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:12,870 - Judy, what's going on? - Get out! 1089 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,430 You! Out! 1090 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,630 No-one sees the legend before the false eyelashes are on. 1091 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,070 Mama, we've all seen you... 1092 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:20,300 SHUT UP! 1093 01:08:20,350 --> 01:08:21,710 You look fat in that! 1094 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:23,190 Take that off and leave me alone... 1095 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,550 Yeah, alright, stop! 1096 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,150 That's enough! 1097 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,740 Right now! 1098 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,240 You don't speak to your daughter like that. 1099 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,720 Do you hear me? 1100 01:08:35,430 --> 01:08:36,920 Never. 1101 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,260 It's time for you to go to bed. 1102 01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:16,820 There's nothing like a bit of drama at the end of the day. 1103 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:21,120 You know, I never saw anyone handle Mama like that. 1104 01:09:21,430 --> 01:09:24,430 Most people are... terrified of her. 1105 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,280 I've had a lot of practice with drunks. 1106 01:09:30,430 --> 01:09:32,300 You get them all? 1107 01:09:32,350 --> 01:09:33,630 I think so. 1108 01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,750 And you'll be glad to know 1109 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:38,200 she officially named me Keeper of the Pills. 1110 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,800 Well, then, let me show you how it's done. 1111 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,190 You know, everyone thinks Mama is so strong, but... 1112 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:50,240 .. she can be thrown off-kilter by the slightest... 1113 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,230 It's not her fault. 1114 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,990 Mama never had a childhood. 1115 01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,870 She was always working. 1116 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,910 At 15, the studio started giving her these pills -- 1117 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,660 pills to pep her up and pills to knock her out. 1118 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,150 Bolts and jolts. 1119 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,640 And she's been on 'em ever since. 1120 01:10:15,470 --> 01:10:17,030 And so, what you have to do, 1121 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,270 since you can't stop it, 1122 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,590 is give her half-doses. 1123 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,990 How long have you done this for? 1124 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,230 Well, since I was... 1125 01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:26,620 .. 12. 1126 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:32,420 And that's when I became Keeper of the Pills. 1127 01:10:33,350 --> 01:10:37,950 I was only girl in Los Angeles with her own stomach pump... 1128 01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:42,380 .. for the times when Mama outsmarted me. 1129 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,240 I thought my family was nuts. 1130 01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:59,080 (Peter Allen.) 1131 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,270 I have to go to New York tomorrow, and I hate that. 1132 01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:21,950 We've been having so much fun in London. 1133 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,270 What's the play called? 1134 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:24,990 Flora the Red Menace. 1135 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,230 It's a musical about Commies. 1136 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,550 That sounds like a hit. 1137 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:32,960 I must go to the little girls' room. 1138 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,140 - Peter. - Judy. 1139 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,620 Peter? 1140 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,300 Play safe. 1141 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,030 What are you two gonna do on your own? 1142 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,710 You haven't been out of each other's pockets for three weeks. 1143 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:07,160 I know. I don't wanna go. 1144 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,870 - Come with me. - I can't. You know that. 1145 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:13,070 Then promise you won't go out with anybody else no-one while I'm gone. 1146 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:16,060 Only if you promise to do the same. 1147 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:20,660 There's only one way to keep that kind of promise. 1148 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:23,060 You need to get engaged. 1149 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:28,300 Well, wait a minute why not? 1150 01:13:28,350 --> 01:13:29,790 I think it's a super idea. 1151 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,950 - Lize... - Well, what? Don't you like me? 1152 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,990 - You know I do. - Well, then, let's do it. 1153 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,110 Surprise the world. 1154 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,190 Alright. Let's... be engaged! 1155 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:44,470 Oh, Peter. 1156 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,260 What's going on here? 1157 01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:51,710 Well, you'll never guess. 1158 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:54,470 Mama, we're gonna get married. 1159 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,110 What marvellous news! 1160 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,360 Congratulations, baby! 1161 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:08,100 Peter! 1162 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,470 A toast! Waiter! Champagne! 1163 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,240 Peter! 1164 01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,420 Well, we're both young and... well, so alike. 1165 01:14:22,470 --> 01:14:24,990 Peter is nutty and wild. 1166 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,110 Well, they throw him out of parties sometimes. 1167 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:28,300 We only have one rule. 1168 01:14:28,350 --> 01:14:31,870 We must both be in bed before the TV goes off. 1169 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,990 You know at 6:00am. 1170 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:38,350 Made it! 1171 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,990 When we're married, we both plan to work six months a year. 1172 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,990 We'll work like all get-out. 1173 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,830 Yeah, Chris and me will tour with Judy, 1174 01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:51,830 and then we'll do the Playboy Club 1175 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,270 and the Tonight Show for eight weeks. 1176 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:56,270 We'll make a ton of money and then travel for months. 1177 01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:58,060 It'll be fun! 1178 01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,180 Oh, no. No, look, no. 1179 01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:08,080 There's nothing wrong with Judy... It's all lies. 1180 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,900 She just had the flu. 1181 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:26,190 Well... I'm trying to be my own kind of singer, you know? 1182 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,870 Singing my songs. 1183 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:31,630 I mean, I'm never gonna sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow. 1184 01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:32,790 Why would I? 1185 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,440 Is that OK? 1186 01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:35,870 It's not my money. 1187 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:38,030 You think I'm with Liza to get to the Garland fortune? 1188 01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,030 What fortune? 1189 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:42,120 Judy's $3 million in debt and the IRS is suing her. 1190 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:47,460 So how do you feel about being called Mr Minnelli? 1191 01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,710 Just... 1192 01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:50,270 Can I just get married first, mate, 1193 01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:51,870 before you start hitting me with that shit, OK? 1194 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,260 Just get out of my face! 1195 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:57,920 Sick of this shit! 1196 01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,390 What are you doing? 1197 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:10,200 I think you need a new you. 1198 01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,470 I hear we're going to be related. 1199 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,000 Oh. Yes, I think so. 1200 01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:31,920 Well... 1201 01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:34,670 .. would you like a drink? 1202 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,990 We're having double vodkas. 1203 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:38,710 Oh. Why not? 1204 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,270 Thank you, Ms Garland. 1205 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:41,270 Judy. 1206 01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:42,590 Judy. 1207 01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:48,120 I just wanna say... you've always been my idea of somebody. 1208 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:52,190 Then we're going to get along just fine. 1209 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,200 Oh, waiter! 1210 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,230 I just met Judy Garland. 1211 01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:01,790 Oh, Mum, I'll imagine you'll be seeing a fair bit of her! 1212 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,550 Oh! Oh, Pete. 1213 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:05,160 A wedding. 1214 01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,830 Are you sure this is what you want? 1215 01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:11,680 Are you happy? 1216 01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:13,990 Yes, Mum. 1217 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:15,920 I am. 1218 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,310 I'm so glad. 1219 01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,230 I have to tell you, sweetheart -- 1220 01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:23,790 I've been looking at all the people here 1221 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,550 and I know I'm just a nobody from Australia, 1222 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:29,000 but... I wouldn't trust that man over there. 1223 01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:31,470 Mum, that's Yul Brynner. 1224 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,380 - Oh. - Mmm. 1225 01:17:33,430 --> 01:17:35,900 Thought he looked familiar. 1226 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,070 By the power vested in me by the great state of New York, 1227 01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:57,300 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1228 01:17:57,350 --> 01:17:59,620 You may kiss the bride. 1229 01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:07,430 Oh! 1230 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,120 Good catch! 1231 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:37,860 - Oh, darling. - A picture with your mum, Liza. 1232 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:40,390 - Yeah. - Tell me. 1233 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,780 I chose that. 1234 01:19:04,350 --> 01:19:07,520 (PLAYS OPENING CHORDS OF 'I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME') 1235 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,750 What are you doing up here? 1236 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,190 Oh.. 1237 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,070 Just, um... 1238 01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:32,520 .. drinking and tinkling. 1239 01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:36,660 What's the matter, baby? 1240 01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:39,390 It's just... 1241 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,030 .. I'm scared. 1242 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,150 I'm a saloon singer 1243 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,350 and I'll be singing The Impossible Dream when I'm 80. 1244 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:54,150 Well, what brought this on? 1245 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:56,790 I love your act. 1246 01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:00,590 You've been on The Tonight Show, like, 10 times. 1247 01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:03,990 But it's just when I meet people, I tell them I'm Peter Allen. 1248 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:07,280 The first thing they say is, "Yeah, aren't you married to Liza Minnelli?" 1249 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,900 Well, that'll change. 1250 01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,710 Like with me and Mama. 1251 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:17,190 - The same thing will happen to you. - No. 1252 01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,380 You're a star, girl. 1253 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:21,640 Not me. 1254 01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:26,120 I'm in photos with you and Judy, it looks like I'm in them by mistake. 1255 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:31,030 The guy who just happened to be passing and stuck his head in. 1256 01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,550 Even in my own wedding photos. 1257 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,030 - Well, that's not true. - It is. 1258 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,880 Alright? And it's not your fault. 1259 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:40,360 I'm just... 1260 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:44,600 .. I'm not one of those people born to be a star. 1261 01:20:46,350 --> 01:20:50,250 I've got to make it happen just by being up there. 1262 01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:56,500 Well, don't be so blue! Hmm? 1263 01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,030 Come downstairs and have dinner. 1264 01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:02,380 I've got to leave for the Poconos in the morning. 1265 01:21:02,430 --> 01:21:03,750 Well, come on! 1266 01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:06,270 I'll open a bottle of wine. 1267 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:12,000 I learned from Mama, just keep working. 1268 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:16,520 You're one thing until you're something else, you know? 1269 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:26,910 No, things are great. 1270 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,360 Well, they don't sound it. 1271 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,200 It's just... sometimes... 1272 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:38,550 .. sometimes I think I've finally been found out. 1273 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,420 Well, what does that mean? 1274 01:21:40,470 --> 01:21:42,510 Come on, let's be honest. I don't... 1275 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,030 .. dance that great. 1276 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:45,670 I don't play the piano that great. 1277 01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:47,270 - Rubbish. - I don't sing that great. 1278 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,470 Rubbish. 1279 01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,150 I'm second rate at a lot of things, Mum. 1280 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:51,380 Don't talk like that. 1281 01:21:51,430 --> 01:21:53,030 It's true. 1282 01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:55,820 You know, I can... sell a song. 1283 01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:58,670 I can make people believe. 1284 01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,200 But... 1285 01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:03,590 .. that's about it. 1286 01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:07,510 You know, I just make the best with what I've got. 1287 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,510 Now, you listen to me. 1288 01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:11,630 You are not second rate. 1289 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:14,020 And you never have been. 1290 01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:19,830 Thanks, Mum. 1291 01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:22,150 I love you, sweetheart. 1292 01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:51,550 What are you going to do, Peter? You've got nothing left. 1293 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,470 There are no more songs. 1294 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,680 Peter! Peter! 1295 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,600 Just one more. 1296 01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:26,270 Wow. 1297 01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:29,380 My heart's still in it, but my hips have just about given up. 1298 01:23:29,430 --> 01:23:31,240 So... 1299 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:37,340 This one's for Liza. 1300 01:23:37,390 --> 01:23:39,990 (PLAYS 'I HONESTLY LOVE YOU') 1301 01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:53,470 ♪ Maybe I hang around here a little more than I should 1302 01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:58,720 ♪ We both know I've got somewhere else to go 1303 01:24:00,390 --> 01:24:03,950 ♪ But I've got something to tell you 1304 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,420 ♪ I never thought I would 1305 01:24:07,470 --> 01:24:12,200 ♪ And I believe you really ought to know 1306 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:18,990 ♪ I love you 1307 01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,320 ♪ I honestly love you 1308 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:31,190 ♪ You don't have to answer 1309 01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:34,300 ♪ I see it in your eyes 1310 01:24:34,350 --> 01:24:38,960 ♪ Maybe it was better left unsaid 1311 01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:44,340 ♪ This is pure and simple 1312 01:24:44,390 --> 01:24:47,150 ♪ And you must realise 1313 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:54,800 ♪ It's coming from my heart and not my head 1314 01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:58,230 ♪ I love you 1315 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,200 ♪ I honestly love you 1316 01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:14,910 ♪ And if we were both were born in another place and time 1317 01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:19,240 ♪ This moment might be ending in a kiss 1318 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:25,190 ♪ There you are with yours 1319 01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,640 ♪ And here I am with mine 1320 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:35,030 ♪ I guess I'll just leaving it at this... ♪ 1321 01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:37,220 Did you ever love me? 1322 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:40,990 Or was it all just for the connection, for show? 1323 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:43,180 No, no. It's just... 1324 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:48,580 God, I don't know. It was... It was... wrong... 1325 01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:51,380 .. for you to see it like that. 1326 01:25:53,470 --> 01:25:55,320 I'm sorry. 1327 01:26:03,430 --> 01:26:07,680 ♪ I love you. ♪ 91488