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Totally. 10 00:01:31,956 --> 00:01:34,503 Second? 11 00:01:36,116 --> 00:01:38,435 Lazenby. 12 00:01:38,436 --> 00:01:40,335 - Lazenby? - Yeah. 13 00:01:40,336 --> 00:01:42,695 Who the fuck's that? 14 00:01:42,696 --> 00:01:44,055 George Lazenby. 15 00:01:44,056 --> 00:01:46,385 No, never heard of him. 16 00:01:46,386 --> 00:01:48,575 After Connery. 17 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:51,811 He did, um, Her Majesty's, uh, Secret Service. 18 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,465 - Mm-hmm? - Only did one film. 19 00:01:53,466 --> 00:01:55,475 Never seen it. I'll have to see it. 20 00:01:55,476 --> 00:01:56,941 Yeah, it's good. Yeah, right. 21 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:58,395 He's an Aussie. 22 00:01:58,396 --> 00:02:00,315 - An Aussie? - Mm-hmm. 23 00:02:00,316 --> 00:02:01,737 - Bond? - Aussie Bond, mate. 24 00:02:01,738 --> 00:02:03,415 - Fuck off. - Yeah, serious. 25 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:04,615 That's not right... you can't have an Aussie Bond. 26 00:02:04,616 --> 00:02:05,945 No, he's Aussie. 27 00:02:05,946 --> 00:02:07,119 - Really? - Yeah. 28 00:02:08,036 --> 00:02:09,455 - Yeah, right. - Mm-hmm. 29 00:02:09,456 --> 00:02:11,675 - Okay. So that's two. - Yeah. 30 00:02:11,676 --> 00:02:13,416 What about number three? 31 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:15,501 I don't mind the guy playing him now. 32 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,296 Mm-hmm. What's his name? 33 00:02:19,798 --> 00:02:22,217 What's his fucking name? 34 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:27,315 Yeah, I don't know. 35 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:28,426 Yeah. 36 00:02:28,432 --> 00:02:30,195 - He's number three, though. - Yeah, he's three. 37 00:02:30,196 --> 00:02:31,645 Right-o. Number four? 38 00:02:31,646 --> 00:02:33,995 Four... 39 00:02:33,996 --> 00:02:35,345 I didn't like Moore. 40 00:02:35,346 --> 00:02:37,875 - Don't like the old Roger? - No. 41 00:02:37,876 --> 00:02:41,155 - Nah? Really? - Nah, too snobby, polished, yeah. 42 00:02:41,156 --> 00:02:42,276 - Yeah? - I didn't like him. 43 00:02:42,279 --> 00:02:44,185 I like the old Roger. 44 00:02:44,186 --> 00:02:46,450 - Yeah, no, I didn't like him. - Okay. 45 00:02:46,451 --> 00:02:48,255 What about Brosnan? 46 00:02:48,256 --> 00:02:49,865 No. 47 00:02:49,866 --> 00:02:51,855 - No, I put Brosnan last. - Don't like Brosnan? 48 00:02:51,856 --> 00:02:52,955 - Last. - Really? 49 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:54,995 - Yeah. - Yeah, all right. 50 00:02:54,996 --> 00:02:56,275 Yeah, no, I'd go: 51 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:59,246 Connery, Lazenby, guy playing him now... 52 00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:03,505 - Mm-hmm. - um, Dalton, Moore... 53 00:03:03,506 --> 00:03:05,035 - Brosnan. - All right. 54 00:03:05,036 --> 00:03:07,965 I got: Connery... 55 00:03:07,966 --> 00:03:10,175 Moore, Brosnan, 56 00:03:10,176 --> 00:03:12,535 - guy playing him now... - Mm-hmm. 57 00:03:12,536 --> 00:03:14,616 - Dalton. - Don't like him. 58 00:03:17,386 --> 00:03:20,075 All right. 59 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:22,225 Best Batman. 60 00:03:22,226 --> 00:03:23,555 Oh. 61 00:03:23,556 --> 00:03:25,516 - Keaton. - Keaton. Yeah. 62 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:29,155 "I'm Batman." 63 00:03:32,076 --> 00:03:35,316 H... Here we are. 64 00:04:14,696 --> 00:04:17,415 Okay. 65 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:19,566 Pull in there. 66 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:37,215 Which one's the prez? 67 00:04:37,216 --> 00:04:39,856 Guy in the light-colored jacket. 68 00:04:41,426 --> 00:04:43,135 And the VP? 69 00:04:43,136 --> 00:04:46,345 That guy he's hugging now... the bald head. 70 00:04:46,346 --> 00:04:48,475 Yeah, right. 71 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:53,095 It's fucking Daniel Craig. 72 00:04:53,096 --> 00:04:55,786 Ah. That's it. 73 00:04:55,787 --> 00:04:58,575 Ugh. 74 00:04:58,576 --> 00:05:02,565 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 75 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,985 Put the thingy on! Put the... 76 00:05:06,986 --> 00:05:07,995 Aah! 77 00:05:07,996 --> 00:05:10,275 Aah! 78 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:11,336 Go left! 79 00:05:12,176 --> 00:05:14,815 Yeah! 80 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:16,056 Oh! 81 00:05:19,176 --> 00:05:21,905 - All right, last one. - You need to get this one. 82 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:23,195 - Yeah? - Last one. 83 00:05:23,196 --> 00:05:24,405 - All right. - Ready? 84 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:25,442 Start praying. 85 00:05:29,656 --> 00:05:31,355 He's good. 86 00:05:31,356 --> 00:05:32,776 What do you want? 87 00:05:32,782 --> 00:05:34,743 - Uh, that one, please. - No worries. 88 00:05:35,996 --> 00:05:38,255 There you go. 89 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:40,146 - Happy? - Yeah. 90 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:47,165 What are we doing for Christmas? 91 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:49,205 What do you want to do? 92 00:05:49,206 --> 00:05:54,795 Well, my family are going to my folks for lunch... 93 00:05:54,796 --> 00:05:56,215 - Yeah. - ... and I was wondering 94 00:05:56,216 --> 00:06:01,195 if you and Bruce and Britt... wanted to come. 95 00:06:01,196 --> 00:06:03,415 Yeah, I'll ask Brucey. 96 00:06:03,416 --> 00:06:06,596 But Britt and I will definitely come. 97 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:09,446 Okay. 98 00:06:10,796 --> 00:06:12,465 - Girls, you want an ice cream? - Yeah! 99 00:06:12,466 --> 00:06:14,195 - Yes. - Yeah, that's a surprise. 100 00:06:14,196 --> 00:06:16,617 - Let me get a scoop of chocolate. - Right. 101 00:06:16,618 --> 00:06:18,235 Two scoops. Why not? Fill it up. 102 00:06:18,236 --> 00:06:20,155 - Two? - Yeah. 103 00:06:20,156 --> 00:06:22,249 And there you go. 104 00:06:23,536 --> 00:06:24,833 Thank you. 105 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:27,295 - Uh, excuse me? - Yeah? 106 00:06:27,296 --> 00:06:28,456 I asked for two scoops. 107 00:06:28,463 --> 00:06:30,675 Oh, yeah, there's two scoops there. 108 00:06:30,676 --> 00:06:32,166 How come they're the same size, then? 109 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:33,715 See? 110 00:06:33,716 --> 00:06:36,135 Well, there's one scoop in this cup, right? 111 00:06:36,136 --> 00:06:37,435 - Yeah. - And two scoops in this cup? 112 00:06:37,436 --> 00:06:39,095 - Yeah. - So how come they're the same size, then? 113 00:06:39,096 --> 00:06:40,835 Oh. No, sorry, I... 114 00:06:40,836 --> 00:06:42,575 There-There's as much in this one as this one. 115 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,195 Right, I pushed the two scoops down more 116 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,726 so that they'd both fit into the cup. 117 00:06:46,731 --> 00:06:49,275 - Just don't worry about it. - What? It's a fucking rip-off. 118 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,775 I put the same-size scoops in there. 119 00:06:50,776 --> 00:06:51,856 You put the same-size scoops in there? 120 00:06:51,861 --> 00:06:54,405 - Yes. - I don't fucking think so, mate. 121 00:06:54,406 --> 00:06:56,235 Look. 122 00:06:56,236 --> 00:06:58,242 Scoops. Same height. 123 00:06:58,243 --> 00:06:59,905 Mm-hmm. 124 00:06:59,906 --> 00:07:01,815 Yeah, um, like I was saying, I pushed it down, so... 125 00:07:01,816 --> 00:07:03,055 Two scoops. Yeah, yeah. 126 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,706 - One still should be bigger. - Mm-hmm. 127 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,595 If you're n... if you're not happy... 128 00:07:06,596 --> 00:07:08,195 - Give me two scoops. - Okay. 129 00:07:08,196 --> 00:07:09,376 Fucking wrong with this guy. 130 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:13,255 - Deaf or something. - I'm really sorry about that. 131 00:07:13,256 --> 00:07:14,655 There's another scoop. 132 00:07:14,656 --> 00:07:16,177 All right, that's better. 133 00:07:18,336 --> 00:07:20,136 You get what I mean, right, about the scoops? 134 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,275 Oh, yeah, totally. It's completely fine. 135 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,516 - Yeah, all good. - Mm-hmm. 136 00:07:24,519 --> 00:07:26,730 All right, let's go. 137 00:07:30,036 --> 00:07:31,400 You got a problem, mate? 138 00:07:31,401 --> 00:07:33,902 Yeah, mate. Would you like one, would you? 139 00:07:33,903 --> 00:07:35,362 Well, come on. 140 00:07:35,363 --> 00:07:37,955 - Let's go. - Ray. 141 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:39,366 - Huh? - It's not worth it. 142 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,355 - Well, come on. - Eh... 143 00:07:41,356 --> 00:07:44,656 Yeah, that's what I thought. Fag. 144 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,325 Uh, what do you want, girls? 145 00:07:47,326 --> 00:07:49,335 - What flavor? - Eh? What do you want? 146 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:51,735 - Uh... - I want salted caramel. 147 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:53,355 - Salted caramel? - Yeah. 148 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:54,835 I want mint choc chip. 149 00:07:54,836 --> 00:07:56,675 - Mint choc... that's my favorite. - Yeah. 150 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,576 - How many scoops you want? - Have a good night. 151 00:08:12,912 --> 00:08:14,831 Dad? 152 00:08:14,832 --> 00:08:17,411 - Oh. God. Oh! Sorry, it's... - Don't hit Ally! 153 00:08:17,412 --> 00:08:19,211 No, darling, it's okay. It's okay. It's, um... 154 00:08:19,212 --> 00:08:21,042 - We're okay. We're just... - Why were you hitting her? 155 00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:22,421 - No, no, no, no. It's okay. - I... I wasn't hitting. 156 00:08:22,422 --> 00:08:23,602 - No... - I wasn't. I wasn't. No, 157 00:08:23,612 --> 00:08:24,671 we're just mucking around, love. 158 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:25,982 - Um... - Just-just... just mucking around, 159 00:08:25,992 --> 00:08:28,273 - just playful. And it's all right. - What were you doing? 160 00:08:29,152 --> 00:08:31,112 Um... 161 00:08:31,122 --> 00:08:33,302 We were having sex. 162 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,182 Oh, Jesus. 163 00:08:36,552 --> 00:08:39,812 Um, has Mum had the birds and the bees chat with you, love? 164 00:08:39,832 --> 00:08:41,302 - What? - The sex talk. 165 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,441 Has Mum talked to you about sex? 166 00:08:42,442 --> 00:08:43,691 - No. - Okay. 167 00:08:43,692 --> 00:08:45,062 Well, we... We'll... we'll... 168 00:08:45,072 --> 00:08:46,502 We'll have a talk about it, okay? 169 00:08:46,512 --> 00:08:48,071 Why don't you just go to your room, and we'll... ? 170 00:08:48,072 --> 00:08:50,842 I'll come in in a minute, all right? 171 00:08:50,852 --> 00:08:53,392 Just give us a minute. 172 00:08:56,072 --> 00:08:58,242 Ah, man. Mm. 173 00:08:58,252 --> 00:08:59,842 Jesus Christ. 174 00:08:59,852 --> 00:09:01,672 Fucking heart attack. 175 00:09:01,682 --> 00:09:04,632 Oh... 176 00:09:07,262 --> 00:09:09,632 Okay. So... 177 00:09:11,152 --> 00:09:13,652 When a man and a woman love each other, 178 00:09:13,662 --> 00:09:16,172 all right, they have sex. 179 00:09:16,182 --> 00:09:18,192 Okay? 180 00:09:18,202 --> 00:09:20,672 So, um... 181 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:26,022 ... when they have sex, the man puts his penis... 182 00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:27,982 - You know what a penis is? - Dad. 183 00:09:27,992 --> 00:09:29,142 Okay. 184 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,602 So, the man takes his penis, 185 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:35,782 and he puts it inside the woman's vagina. 186 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,902 What? Why? 187 00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:40,112 Well, 'cause that's how you make a baby. 188 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,182 So, do you know what, um... 189 00:09:43,192 --> 00:09:45,081 do you know what testicles are? 190 00:09:45,082 --> 00:09:47,292 - Balls? - Mm. 191 00:09:47,302 --> 00:09:51,042 Balls, yeah. Okay. So, in the man's balls, 192 00:09:51,052 --> 00:09:52,672 there's things called sperm. 193 00:09:52,682 --> 00:09:53,802 - Okay? - Okay. 194 00:09:53,812 --> 00:09:57,382 And they're kind of like, um, like little fish. 195 00:09:57,392 --> 00:09:58,522 - Fish? - Mm. 196 00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:01,342 No. Nah, they're more like, um, tadpoles. 197 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:03,482 You've got tadpoles in your balls? 198 00:10:09,522 --> 00:10:12,882 They're kind of like tadpoles, but they're smaller. 199 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:14,102 - Mm. - Okay? 200 00:10:14,112 --> 00:10:17,982 So, anyway, when the man and the woman have sex, right, 201 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:21,472 the sperm... the little tadpoles... 202 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:24,161 swim out of the man's penis, right, 203 00:10:24,162 --> 00:10:27,382 and go into the woman's vagina. 204 00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:33,432 And then they swim up into... 205 00:10:33,442 --> 00:10:35,742 the woman's... tummy. 206 00:10:35,752 --> 00:10:38,342 Mm. There's an egg. Where there's an egg there. 207 00:10:38,352 --> 00:10:40,351 - An egg? - Yeah. No, it's... 208 00:10:40,352 --> 00:10:42,142 it's not a... it's not a hard egg. It's not like... 209 00:10:42,152 --> 00:10:44,141 Not like a chicken egg. It's-it's a soft egg. 210 00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:48,432 And there's, like, millions of these sperm, okay? 211 00:10:48,442 --> 00:10:51,552 So, the sperm that swims the fastest 212 00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:53,882 out of all those millions, right, 213 00:10:53,892 --> 00:10:55,651 is the first one that gets to the egg, 214 00:10:55,652 --> 00:10:58,902 and that's the one that makes the baby. 215 00:10:58,912 --> 00:11:02,082 So, when you were a sperm, you swam the fastest. 216 00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:03,942 So, if I was the fastest sperm, 217 00:11:03,952 --> 00:11:05,912 how come I'm not a good swimmer now? 218 00:11:08,382 --> 00:11:10,032 Um... 219 00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:11,622 - Well... - Wait. So, hang on. 220 00:11:11,632 --> 00:11:13,052 I came from your balls? 221 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,982 Half of you came from my balls. 222 00:11:16,992 --> 00:11:18,782 Half-half of you came from my balls, 223 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:20,782 and the other half came from your mum's tummy. 224 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:21,972 That's weird. 225 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,431 Mm. 226 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,892 So, are you gonna make a sister for me? 227 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,561 Uh, no, we're not planning to. No. 228 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,482 Why are you doing sex, then? 229 00:11:38,412 --> 00:11:41,102 Um... 'cause it feels nice. 230 00:11:41,112 --> 00:11:42,652 Gross! 231 00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:45,042 It's not that bad. It's a bit gross. 232 00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:38,062 ♪ Lights out... ♪ 233 00:12:38,072 --> 00:12:39,482 How you going, love? 234 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,532 G'day. What can I do you for? 235 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:43,302 Just a couple of dimmies. Thanks, love. 236 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:45,362 Okay. 237 00:12:47,412 --> 00:12:49,072 So, how's your day going? 238 00:12:49,082 --> 00:12:50,811 It's all right. How's yours? 239 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,842 Oh, you know. Same old, same old. 240 00:12:52,852 --> 00:12:54,872 - Yeah. - Boring. 241 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:57,622 There you go. That's $6.80, thanks. 242 00:12:57,632 --> 00:13:00,282 - Keep the change, love, all right? - Aw, thanks. 243 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:03,662 ♪ Together we'll get through ♪ 244 00:13:03,672 --> 00:13:05,742 ♪ I don't have the time... ♪ 245 00:13:08,232 --> 00:13:12,392 ♪ I promise, baby, you ♪ 246 00:13:12,402 --> 00:13:15,222 ♪ Hold on to me tight ♪ 247 00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:17,341 ♪ I'm hanging by your side... ♪ 248 00:13:17,342 --> 00:13:18,732 Here we go. 249 00:13:18,742 --> 00:13:19,872 Hey, Steph. How are you, doll? 250 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,862 - G'day. Not bad. You? - Good. 251 00:13:21,872 --> 00:13:23,002 - Good. - I'm doing good, love. 252 00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:25,872 - You want a drink, mate? - Yeah, a lemon i... 253 00:13:25,882 --> 00:13:27,761 lemon iced tea, man. 254 00:13:27,762 --> 00:13:28,852 Ray? 255 00:13:30,222 --> 00:13:31,481 How are you, mate? 256 00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:33,311 I don't believe it. 257 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,302 - Ray Shoesmith. - Yeah. 258 00:13:35,312 --> 00:13:38,022 - How you been? All right? - Jesus. I'm real good, mate. 259 00:13:38,032 --> 00:13:39,571 Geez, it's good to... Oh. 260 00:13:39,572 --> 00:13:42,522 - Mate, it's good to see you. - Yeah. Same, Vinnie. 261 00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:43,842 - No, really. Seriously. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 262 00:13:43,852 --> 00:13:45,682 - Fucking good to see you. - Yeah, same, mate. Yeah. 263 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,402 What the... ? You-you live around here, do you? 264 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:48,702 Yeah, just about ten minutes down the road. 265 00:13:48,712 --> 00:13:50,242 - Nice, nice. - You around here, too, eh? 266 00:13:50,252 --> 00:13:52,402 Yeah, yeah. Hey, listen, uh, Pauly, mate. 267 00:13:52,412 --> 00:13:54,211 - Yeah. - Yeah. I was real sorry to hear about Pauly. 268 00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:55,522 - Oh, yeah. - I was real sorry to hear 269 00:13:55,532 --> 00:13:56,542 - about that, mate. - Yeah. Thanks, mate. 270 00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:58,562 Now, I would've come to the funeral, I was overseas. 271 00:13:58,572 --> 00:14:00,522 - Yeah, no, it's all right. Thank you. - He was a good bloke, but... 272 00:14:00,532 --> 00:14:01,711 - Yeah. Great bloke. - Yeah, sorry. 273 00:14:01,712 --> 00:14:03,802 - Yeah. yeah. - Yeah. Anyway, so what you got there? 274 00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:05,882 - What you... ? Dimmies. - Dimmies, mate. 275 00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:07,982 - Yeah. - Ah, can't go past the dimmies, mate. 276 00:14:07,992 --> 00:14:08,992 - Surely can't. - Hey. Hey, listen. 277 00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:10,011 Have you tried the sausage rolls? 278 00:14:10,012 --> 00:14:12,222 - Uh, no. No, I haven't. - Oh, fuck. Hey, Steph. 279 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:14,851 Old mate here... he's never tried one of your sausage rolls. 280 00:14:14,852 --> 00:14:16,502 - Coming right up, Vinnie. - I'll pay for it. Yeah? 281 00:14:16,512 --> 00:14:17,521 - Yeah. - All right. I... 282 00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,162 It might sound like I'm carrying on, 283 00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:21,422 but seriously, she makes them fresh here every day. 284 00:14:21,432 --> 00:14:22,982 They're the best sausage rolls in the country, 285 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,062 - I swear to God. Put that down there... - Oh, yeah? 286 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,242 - I'll give it a crack, mate. I got to run. - All right. 287 00:14:26,252 --> 00:14:27,781 - Yeah, I'm late already. - Ah. 288 00:14:27,782 --> 00:14:29,442 - Good to see you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Real good. Real good. 289 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,451 - You look good. - You, too. You haven't aged. 290 00:14:31,452 --> 00:14:33,922 - Yeah. Look after yourself. - Well, yeah. 291 00:14:33,932 --> 00:14:36,052 - It's real good to see you, mate. - Talk to you soon. 292 00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:42,407 Now, some of those numbers aren't gonna add up exactly, 293 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,417 - but I think... - Some of 'em? 294 00:14:43,427 --> 00:14:44,537 You know what to do. 295 00:14:44,547 --> 00:14:45,757 - Some of 'em. Couple of 'em. - Yeah. Yeah. 296 00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,347 Couple of 'em. Hi, mate. 297 00:14:47,357 --> 00:14:49,027 - You all right? - Yeah, good. 298 00:14:49,047 --> 00:14:51,437 - You sticking around for a bit? - Yeah. 299 00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:53,237 I want to talk to you about something, you know. 300 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:54,926 - All right. - How you doing, man? 301 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,417 - Yeah. - Ray. 302 00:14:56,427 --> 00:14:57,877 Nasir. 303 00:14:57,887 --> 00:15:00,337 - We got to have a chat, all right? - I'll catch you later. 304 00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:02,097 - Is that the guy? - No, mate. Come on. 305 00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:03,577 - Is that the guy? - Let's go. 306 00:15:03,587 --> 00:15:04,597 Answer me! 307 00:15:06,487 --> 00:15:08,897 I'm gonna teach you about loss. 308 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:09,946 Excuse me? 309 00:15:09,947 --> 00:15:11,736 - Get to work, please now. - I know your face now. 310 00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:13,657 - Get to work, Ray! - Gonna teach you about loss! 311 00:15:26,107 --> 00:15:28,216 Davros' brother, was it? 312 00:15:28,217 --> 00:15:30,737 Why the fuck would you bring him in here? 313 00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:32,237 Yeah, I know, I know. 314 00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:36,057 Hey, listen, um, that shit he said... 315 00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:37,617 don't worry about that. 316 00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:39,807 He's just... he's just upset, you know? 317 00:15:42,857 --> 00:15:45,267 Is he a crim? 318 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,287 No. No, he's an accountant. 319 00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:49,987 He's been helping me with the books. 320 00:16:06,127 --> 00:16:07,157 Yeah. 321 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,817 I can't even remember the last time I got laid. 322 00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:12,307 How long's it been? 323 00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:14,426 Oh, shit. 324 00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:16,007 Year and a half, maybe. 325 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,217 Mm. 326 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,467 Well, 327 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,357 I could, uh, organize something for you, if you want. 328 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,887 I hate knock shops. 329 00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:25,597 No, I'd just get one of the girls from work 330 00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:27,627 to come pay you a visit. 331 00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:28,957 Mm. 332 00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,277 Maybe. 333 00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:32,387 Mm. 334 00:16:35,647 --> 00:16:37,616 Can I ask you something? 335 00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:39,787 Yeah. 336 00:16:39,807 --> 00:16:44,937 When I don't feel like doing any of this anymore, 337 00:16:44,947 --> 00:16:46,587 will you help me? 338 00:16:48,627 --> 00:16:51,166 Help you with what? 339 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:56,507 You know... call it quits. 340 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:01,256 Die? 341 00:17:01,257 --> 00:17:03,847 Yeah. 342 00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:13,387 Cross that bridge when we come to it, mate, eh? 343 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:15,857 Yeah, okay. 344 00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,317 You know, Britt'd miss you. 345 00:17:23,017 --> 00:17:25,697 Yeah, I know. 346 00:17:25,707 --> 00:17:28,277 I'd probably miss you for about five minutes. 347 00:17:34,017 --> 00:17:36,127 You know, you guys are the only reason 348 00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,877 I've stuck around as long as I have. 349 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,787 Mm. 350 00:18:09,317 --> 00:18:11,196 Ray. How are you? 351 00:18:11,197 --> 00:18:12,946 How come you didn't come to the club? 352 00:18:12,947 --> 00:18:15,047 Yeah, sorry. 353 00:18:15,057 --> 00:18:17,167 Totally forgot. My fault. 354 00:18:18,737 --> 00:18:20,737 So, you gonna invite me in or... ? 355 00:18:20,747 --> 00:18:23,187 Yeah, 'course. Come in, come in. 356 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:27,767 So, what's been happening? 357 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,087 Oh, not much. 358 00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:31,087 What's been happening with you? 359 00:18:31,097 --> 00:18:33,107 Oh, mate, heaps, actually. Yeah. 360 00:18:33,117 --> 00:18:35,306 I, um, had an audition for a pilot yesterday. 361 00:18:35,307 --> 00:18:37,877 So, pretty stoked about that. 362 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,707 - Like a TV show? - Yeah. 363 00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:41,247 Oh. 364 00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:45,267 Yeah. It's, uh... 365 00:18:45,277 --> 00:18:47,627 You here for the dough? 366 00:18:47,637 --> 00:18:49,127 No, just thought I'd come around 367 00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:50,406 and see how your acting career is going. 368 00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:52,187 Yeah. 369 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:56,987 Uh, mate, I'm gonna have to get that to you on Wednesday. 370 00:18:56,997 --> 00:18:58,307 Said you'd have the money, man. 371 00:18:58,317 --> 00:18:59,536 No, I know. I know I did. 372 00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:01,947 And I'm sorry, but I'm definitely gonna have it 373 00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:03,067 by Wednesday. Definitely. 374 00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:08,337 I have to give you a touch-up. 375 00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:12,097 What? But Wednesday's two days away. 376 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:14,007 Yeah, I know when Wednesday is. 377 00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:18,907 Okay. Um... 378 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,547 well, could it not be the face? 379 00:19:20,557 --> 00:19:21,967 It's got to be the face. 380 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:23,227 Why? 381 00:19:23,237 --> 00:19:25,276 It's got to be somewhere where people can see it. 382 00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:26,387 Why? 383 00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:27,857 So, if Freddy sees you, 384 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,597 he knows I've done my job. 385 00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:34,837 - Okay. - Cool? 386 00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:36,437 - Yep. - All right. 387 00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:38,407 Cool. All right. 388 00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:40,647 Don't-don't use my uke, please. 389 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,287 My nan gave me that. 390 00:19:45,697 --> 00:19:47,127 Happy? 391 00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:48,787 - Yeah. - Cool. 392 00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:50,437 Don't flinch, all right? 393 00:19:51,087 --> 00:19:52,347 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 394 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,457 Mate, mate, it's just my mum. It's just my mum, 395 00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,267 - okay? Please. Pl... - Why didn't you fucking say something? 396 00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:58,217 She's staying with me for a couple days. 397 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,557 Please? 398 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:05,467 - Hello. - How you doing? 399 00:20:05,477 --> 00:20:06,856 Mum, this is Ray. He's a mate of mine. 400 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,236 Hi. I'm Lorraine. 401 00:20:08,237 --> 00:20:10,667 Nice to meet you. 402 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,387 Well, I'm gonna make a cuppa. 403 00:20:12,397 --> 00:20:13,697 Would you boys like one? 404 00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:16,307 Um... 405 00:20:16,317 --> 00:20:17,527 Yeah. 406 00:20:17,537 --> 00:20:20,157 Thanks, love. 407 00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:24,407 Mm-mmm. 408 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,155 So, what do you do, Ray? 409 00:20:30,165 --> 00:20:31,634 Security, mainly. 410 00:20:31,635 --> 00:20:33,455 - Oh. - Mm. 411 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,435 So, you're just here for a couple of days, 412 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:36,795 - are you? - Yes. 413 00:20:36,805 --> 00:20:39,365 I'm actually living in Broken Hill at the moment. 414 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,644 Been there a few years now. 415 00:20:40,645 --> 00:20:41,935 Oh, okay. Yeah. 416 00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:44,455 I went through there a few years ago. Nice, uh... 417 00:20:44,465 --> 00:20:46,135 It's got a good feel to it. 418 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,435 Yeah, it's nice. 419 00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:50,295 It's got a real community feel about it, which I like. 420 00:20:50,305 --> 00:20:52,055 Yeah, well, you don't get much of that around here, do you? 421 00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:53,065 No, you don't. 422 00:20:53,075 --> 00:20:54,135 Mm. 423 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:56,324 I lived in St Kilda for many years, 424 00:20:56,325 --> 00:20:58,935 and there's very little community spirit there, 425 00:20:58,945 --> 00:21:01,705 - I can tell you. - Mm. Mm. 426 00:21:02,965 --> 00:21:05,955 Mm. We better get going. 427 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,485 Oh, shit. Yeah. 428 00:21:07,495 --> 00:21:10,895 Um, we got to pick up my sister from work, so... 429 00:21:12,135 --> 00:21:14,245 Actually, Mum, 430 00:21:14,255 --> 00:21:17,165 um, me and Ray... 431 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:20,175 we've got to r-rehearse for an audition I've got. 432 00:21:20,185 --> 00:21:22,115 - Oh, another one? - Yeah. 433 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:24,175 So... is that all right? 434 00:21:24,185 --> 00:21:26,235 Yeah. That's fine. 435 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,314 I'll take my car. 436 00:21:27,315 --> 00:21:28,635 - Great. - Oh. 437 00:21:28,645 --> 00:21:30,075 I'll get that door for you, love. 438 00:21:32,095 --> 00:21:33,295 Nice to meet you. 439 00:21:33,305 --> 00:21:35,215 - Nice to meet you, Ray. - Okay. 440 00:21:35,225 --> 00:21:38,515 Oh, and... break a leg. 441 00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:40,785 I will. Thanks. 442 00:21:43,545 --> 00:21:45,635 Just-just not the teeth. 443 00:21:45,645 --> 00:21:47,195 Hey? I've just spent eight grand on veneers. 444 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,625 - Anything else? - No, that's it. 445 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:52,834 Oh! Oh! 446 00:21:52,835 --> 00:21:54,335 Oh... I've got it! 447 00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:56,715 I've got it! I've got the fucking money. 448 00:21:56,725 --> 00:21:58,075 I've got it. 449 00:21:58,085 --> 00:21:59,375 Fuck! 450 00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:19,035 Why didn't you just give me the fucking money 451 00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:20,285 when I asked for it? 452 00:22:22,585 --> 00:22:25,125 I'm going to L.A. for pilot season. 453 00:22:27,585 --> 00:22:29,044 No, you're not. 454 00:22:29,045 --> 00:22:30,205 No, no, no, no, no, no! 455 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:35,215 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 31119

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