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Narrator: Previously on
"Gemusetto Death Beat[s]" --
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formerly alive
all sinner Makasu
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tasked with saving
the universe
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as Dr. Legs used her last
time stop fingernail
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in order to give him time
to go piss
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during his deadly
musical robot battle
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with Maat, Egyptian Goddess
of Law, Morality.
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In the moments in which
he was peeing,
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his musical battle
robot amphibian,
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Keith, unintentionally
gives him an idea.
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Oh, my God.
I have an idea.
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Agh!
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Alright, Keith.
You sure that's where you were?
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Agh. I can't hold -- Agh,
I can't hold time this long.
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Agh! You peed
for a very long time!
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Yeah, but Keith has got to be
in the exact same place
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he was before, Dr. Legs,
or else it's gonna be
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a time paradox.Bwep bwep bwell.
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Hey, that's -
uh, ehh.
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You 're killing me, Makasu
Agh!
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Makasu: Well, if Maat
thinks we cheated, I mean,
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I bet that pig bitch
is a real narc.
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Probably just looking
to find weed in my shoes-
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Uh-oh!
Okay!
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Bwhoa, oh!Keith!
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Remember what you told me
in the toilet?
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Lick what you're
gonna lick!
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Bwep, Keith gonna lick
what he gonna lick.
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Oh, my God.
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I have an idea.
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Glissando tongue reach!
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Bwhere we go!
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Not the tongue
on his nose!
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No!
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Keith isn't
strong enough, man!
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Wargh!
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Wa-wag,
wax-wa bwa bwa.
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Whoa!
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This mystery river
saved my fat ass.
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Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bumByup, bweh!
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Is she defeated?
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Ting-toong-ting- toong-
-Doubt it, man-
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The celestial convergence.
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Think of it this way --
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the spiritual journey
of a person is kind of like
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a spetti-sp-sketti-
sketti, right?
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A line from birth, to death,
to judgement, to, afterlife.
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When you died, it was like
a jumble of pasta noodles
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folded in on each other,
and got bunched up,
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disrupting the idea
of beginnings and ends,
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each noodle representing
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a different faith's
machinations for your soul.
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Oh no. When I died,
the noodles got mixed up.
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Keith:
Bwbwbb- pasta water.
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That's right,
little frog.
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Pasta.
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This here dumb river is
a noodle out of space-time --
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the River Styx
from Hades.
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No wonder it smells like
smelly Greek man groin.
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Ahh, ancient Greece.
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Smell of the groin.Bl-blp-blub-blub
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If we wanna get to
the source-
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the center of
all death-
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we got to follow
the twisted noodles.
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Keith,
diddle me-diddle me, Ivory!
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Keith: Bup-bu-bu-bu-bu-
bap-bu-bah-bah-bah,
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bu-bah-bah-bah!
Hep-hup-hup-hup!
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Makasu:
The limestone seems to be
growing upside down Lime Trees.
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The true secret
of the pyramids.
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The true secret
of the pyramids.
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No one knew.
And now, we know.
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Wow.Yo, be careful.
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We're not safe.
This doesn't seem safe.
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Ack-
a lime fell on my head.
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The secret of the pyr-
ow! Another one.
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When life gives you limes,
take those limes,
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hold them close,
make love to them,
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start a family,
then, leave them,
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so your lime children
are traumatized by your absence,
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and can't make lime connections
with other limes.
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Oh my, God, is that why
I had no lime friends?
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My dad left.
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♪♪
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This lime's
just a simile.
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Gasp!
I knew it.
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You can't get one past me.
I know when things are dead.
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Whoa! She deep-throated
the skeleton
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down to her esophagus.Byup bone throat!
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Oh my God, now she's got
two skeletons inside her.
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Most people
only have one.
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Oh my God,
she's got two skeletons!
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Oh my God, I've got
one skeleton!
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That's not just
any skeleton.
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It's Charon!
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The boatman psychopomp
of Hades.
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As the worlds churn in
on each other,
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Charon must have been pulled
in the current.
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Oh, no, don't.
Not straight towards my mouth.
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Oh- Oh-ohhhh-ungh-uhh.
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Charon is operating
his blood battle ring
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from her body inside!
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He's tasked to ferry your soul,
as well, Makasu!
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Totally bogus!
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Yeah, I agree.
Bogus.
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Totally.
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Their Robotic Musical Battle Men
have merged.
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Oh, really?
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Bwoh- bweh- bweh- bweh-
bweh- bweh- Bwup.
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Bweh, Byuh!
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Bwah!
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[ Bass tone plays ]
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Makasu,
you've got to try, man.
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I can't. Ahh!
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[ Bass tone plays ]
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Makasu, let me slap the bitch
out of you.
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Wipe that bitch
off your face.
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Ahh!
Oh, God, no!
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You've got to try, bruh!
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No. I can't use
my blood energy
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to make Keith tough enough
to counter this!
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Boy, you just got to try,
and raise your heart...
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rate to get
more power.
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Dr. Legs, I have a resting heart
rate of 39 beats per minute
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because of all
the sports I did.
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I can't make it any higher,
unless...
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first love's kiss
memory.
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Must channel a memory
of passion.
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When I was 8 years old,
I stole my neighbor's
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Bedlington Terrier,
and the stupid mutt
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pissed all over my,
uh, poofy cleats.
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Oh my G-
what are you...
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Those are my
poofy cleats!
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Wha-- What are you doing
to my poofy cleats!
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And I was such
a dumb idiot,
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I walked straight up
to the neighbor,
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presented her
my pissed-up poofy cleats
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and her dumb Bedlington, and I
watched her cry like a coward.
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Oh, my God.
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Your dumb Bed-- dog pissed-up
my pooshy-- poofy Cleats.
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You found my dog.
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No! I did a practice
kidnapping!
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Uh...
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I practiced kidnapping
your dumb dog,
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so I'd be good
at kidnapping things,
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so I could exploit people
in the future!
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You idiot!
I see you!
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I see all the stained-glass
windows you have.
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I needed to
figure it out.
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You're rich!
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Ow!
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Ow, ow, ow!
I'm being spanked!
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Ow!
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I guess everything that's been
the total worst for me --
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well, that's
something I deserved.
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My poofy cleats!
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♪♪
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Ow. My butt's sore.
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I wonder if this trauma
will develop into a kink.
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Now, young Makasu,
I heard what you did.
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You stole this lady's
Bedlington Terrier.
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She spanks
my little boy butt raw,
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and then calls
the cops on me?
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What a freakin narc
she is!
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I hate old people.
Old stupid woman.
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What a stupid
old narc hag.
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Makasu, where'd you learn
to talk like that?
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My family.
They taught me English,
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and they taught me that narcs
get punched in the face.
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Stupid narcs.
I'm gonna punch her
in the fa --
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I'm gonna punch...
stupid narc.
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You 're really one
messed up kid.
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Typical from
a stupid cop.
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Slut.
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What are we gonna do with you,
young Makasu?
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Shut up, Sheriff,
and kiss me.
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What?
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You filthy
little boy.
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I'm gonna tell
your foster dad.
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♪♪
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Kiss me, Mr. Cop.
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-For real, dude?
-What?
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You were underage.
You were a child.
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Ah, screw you,
Dr. Legs.
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I might have been
only 8 years old,
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but that stupid horny slut cop
was asking for it.
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You know what?
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In the end,
I don't judge you.
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All cops are asking
for it --
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a big old kiss
on the lips.
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Ugh!
First love's kiss memory!
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Bwep-bah bah, bwep, bwep,
bwep, bwep blagh blagh!
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Slam the keys!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Yes!
You've reached inside it!
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What did you find,
Keith?
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What did you find?
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Bwuh, fish cracker.
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Huh. Dang.
Fish crackers.
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The kind you put
in your mouth.
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Dang.
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[ Bass tone sounds ]
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Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.Bweh! Bweh!
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We can follow
the water here.
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It seems all the rivers
of every hell are colliding.
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It must be the path
to the Center of All Death.
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Hey Keith, you did great.
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Thank you for listening.
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Uhh-ahh, ohhh!
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I need to learn to be nicer
to my tiny friends, Dr. Legs.
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I've neglected them
in the past.
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In some ways,
Keith isn't a friend, Makasu.
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He's a reflection of your
blood essence and true self.
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Whoah.
No wonder he sucks.
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Oh, uh.
Hey.
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It's like every morning,
when I look in the mirror,
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and I realize how ugly
and disgusting I am.
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And that no one
will like me
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unless I trick them
into liking me.
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Stupid ugly garbage.
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♪ Music is stupid,
Music is dumb ♪
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♪ Listen here friend
let me tell you somethin ' ♪
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♪ Don't got time
for lyrical drivel ♪
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♪ Hate that band
on Jimmy Kimmel ♪
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♪ Rather live my life
in silence ♪
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♪ No tunes, no melody
is where the mind is ♪
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♪ When my yearly celebration
comes along ♪
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♪ I put cake in my ears
not to hear the song ♪
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♪ Install soundproof
curtains in my shower ♪
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♪ Put in ear plugs
during rush hour ♪
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♪ Sold my iPod
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Josie: Makasu.
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Of all the pretty boys
to rip me from this hell belly.
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It's time for my revenge...
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for these noodle arms
you gave me.
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Narrator: Next time on
"Gemusetto Death Beat[s]" --
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will the mysterious man
with noodle arms
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noodle up
the heroes' opportunities?
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Death is like a series of
noodles -- bunched up noodles.
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It all comes down
to noodles.
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Next noodle.Now, that's using your noodle.
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Man:
Now that's using your noodle.
You've got to use your noodle!
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