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Previously on
"Gemusetto Death Beat[s]"...
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Makasu makes adult friends
with a bully
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he indirectly killed
back in high school,
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and their musical robots
team up.
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Meanwhile, Dr. Legs takes them
to a ferry boat
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to navigate the converging
afterlives,
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find The Center of All Death,
and save the universe.
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But with a Hell so messy
with religions converging,
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can they even stay
on the right course?
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♪♪
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Due to unforeseen geography,
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all denominations
and sects of souls
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are to board this ferry
together
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as we sort out where you'll
spend the rest of eternity --
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Ughhh...Hey, I'm sorry, sir,
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my documentation says you've
already reached your afterlife?
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Yeah, nerd!
What about it?!
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Don't call the undead "nerds,"
Josie, even if he does have
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a fold-out table
holding historic
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Miniature of Steampunk
Civil War reenactments.
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They're not miniatures,
they're little toys! Nerd!
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Ferrying souls isn't
goof-goof nonsense business-
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Can you please stop
touching my tiny toys?
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Let 'em on, nerd.
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[ Coughs ]
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But, Tytti!"Butt Titty!
Butt Titty!"
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Choose a body part
to scream about,
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you dumb, bone freak nerd.
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Tiny Civil War toys are for
racists, you stupid nerd.
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Hahh!
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♪♪
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Oh, God, no!
God! All my tiny -- there --
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Makasu, my new pal!
Listen!
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What I was doing was
playful bullying!
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You went too far!Jefferson Davis!
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Calling someone racist in
these times is really intense.
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It's a very
loaded word.
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I'm always going too far,
here on these docks!
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Both of y'all!
Cool it!
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Your toxic masculinity
is going to ruin everything!
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Just like it ruined the
Civil War between the states!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Gemusetto, Gemusetto,
Gemusetto, Gemusetto ♪
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♪ Gemusetto, Gemusetto,
Gemusetto, Gemusetto ♪
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-♪ Gemusetto
-♪ Gemusetto!
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We're on thin ice
navigating these hells.
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I don't know why the Captain
let us on so easily,
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but we can't go around
bullying the dead, okay?
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Ack!
But, Dr. Legs!
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While we are here
on this magical
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journey to use friendship,
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and the power of our musical
magical blood frog rings,
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me and Josie are only
becoming BFF pals
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because we both enjoy
bullying people!
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Huhh!
Uh!
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No pants skeleton man.
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Heyeyeyeyeyeyeye!
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Heyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye!
Unh-unh.
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If we're gonna ride these rivers
to The Center of All Death,
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you're both gonna need
to learn common courtesy!
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Both: Common courtesy?!
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Thank you for being here
on my boat very much.
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These are my forearms.
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This is my boat,
and that's all I got.
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Thank you very much.
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I have problems
with boat captains.
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When I was 13 years old,
my middle school
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took us to go see the Senators,
but I snuck into the Navy.
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And I saw
all the boat people
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planning the second
Oklahoma City Bombing.
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Except I was wa--
it was gonna be underwater.
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A conspiracy.
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They spanked me hard
for sneaking up on them.
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Oh! Ah!
Ooh!
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I'm getting spanked.
Ahh!
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I've never trusted
Naval Officers, since, Captain.
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But unlike those rebels
from the South,
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I will not use prejudice.
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I will trust you.
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Ummmmmm...
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My name is
Tuonen Tytti.
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I'm from Finland.
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Titty, like the breast?Mmmmm.
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I'm gonna go
drive the boat now,
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so don't get sea sick
all over your [bleep]
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You don't have your sea legs,
you little [bleep]
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I'm pinching your tummy.
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Bye.
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Dr. Legs:
The Captain let us on too easy,
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but these rivers...
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these rivers are
the cosmic highways
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between all spiritual outcomes.
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The only path to take us to
All Death and save the universe.
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The whole thing stinks,
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and not just because
a chunk of these rivers
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are literally made
out of excrement.
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Like the Hindu Vaitarna,
which is full of blood and pus.
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And pretty, pretty
dolled-up crocodiles,
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all pretty for the night.
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I surely would subscribe to that
crocodile's makeup tutorial.
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How about you?I'm gonna get a sandwich.
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I could swear that deep within
the bowels of this craft,
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I could smell snacks.
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And sandwiches.
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Ahhh!
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Noooo!
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Tytti:
There's no snacks on my boat.
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The Captain
with her blurred forehead!
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I am she!
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Tuonen Tytti!
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For millennia,
I've been guiding souls
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across the River Tuoni
to Tuonela.
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Tuotally.
Ehhh.
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You can call me Tytti,
like the breast.
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I was right...
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Just like the breast.
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Get outta here,
dead kids.
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Ugh. I hate all these stupid,
dead kids around here.
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Go on, get outta here!
Shoo!
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The blurred part of my head
is my third breast,
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censored through the technology
of "mosaic."
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Mmmmm.
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Ahh, I gotta go get my mop
outta the dang closet,
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get these dead kids
outta here.
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Ahh.
I hate these dead kids!
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Her heaving forehead is
the symbol for my mother,
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held in her arms
as a trembling babe,
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suckling at
her real-life milk.
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I'm brought to the feeling
of childhood and the womb.
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Uh, ahh!
More stupid dead kids.
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Uh, I hate these guys.
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Makes my job
a livin' hell.
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She's so nice
face chest.
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Fwoom.
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Okay.
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You did it, Makasu.
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You sat next to someone without
pushing into their space.
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Or wiping my nose
on their arm! Good job.
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Like everybody around me is just
one big Kleenex for me to use.
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I'm proud of you.
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Ah.
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Everyone who hugs me...
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betrays me...
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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I-I-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I appreciate your support.
I --
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You don't like hugs?
No touching?
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Am I invading your --
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Am I invading
your personal space?
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Oh, Makasu!
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Makasu practices being polite.
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Hello,
how are you?
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Hello,
how are you?
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Hello, how are you?
Hello, how are you?
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Hello, how are you?
Hello, how are you?
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Hello, how are you?
Hello, how are you?
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Hello, how are you?
Hello. How are you?
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[ Laughs ] Hmm. Hmm.
That's nice.
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The truth was these polyps...Uh-huh.
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...were caused by
the tractor dust.Uh-huh.
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Because you know my sister,
she says...Uh-huh.
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Okay.She says, "You should
go live in the hole
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with all the other old people
by the tractor," she says.Uh-huh.
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And I knew this tractor hole.Uh-huh.
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Because a young man
I heard about...Uh-huh.
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...used to live by
the tractor hole.Uh-huh.
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And it was where all the people
from the bridge game would go.
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Okay.And that's the bridge game
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where we'd stab each other...Yeah?
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...and see who was
the best knife woman.
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Uh-huh.
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And I was the best knife woman
six and a half times.
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I get it!
Thank you for the story!
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Now ask her
how she died.
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Yeah, uh, was it the polyps,
or, uh...
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Bridge game...
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Bri-- was it --
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Bridge...
Bri...
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game......British...Invasion.
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Aw.
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Uh, I feel sick.
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Being polite to dead strangers
has been hard on you.
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There, there.
There, there.
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Oh, dang it.
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Dr. Legs, all the toffees
I stole from her purse
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and shoved up my nose.
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Guess I have to shove them
back up my nose.
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Hehe.
Snorfling out toffees?
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Aren't we all snorfling out
toffees together.
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I took them, too,
from that yappy old broad.
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Oh, wow!
Look, Dr. Legs,
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I've made
a snorfling toffee friend
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right here on the deck,
and it came so naturally.
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You've really made me
have charisma, now, a sweet boy!
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I have turned you
into a sweet boy.
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Oh, wow.
I'm a sugar baby.
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It's a pity
once they're dead
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you can't butcher them
all up again.
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Slice their tiny tendons
and make a good old
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quiche out of
her old lady meat.
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Nothing better than lady meat
in a fun pie.
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You get some quail eggs
to dilute
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those human ham slices and...
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I didn't always
cook people alive, you know.
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It sounds crazy, but once
I was too young
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to grip their throats
and cook a person.
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Uhhhhhhhhh...
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I had a lotta practice
growing up.
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You see, when I was just a kid,
I microwaved living crawfish.
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Got sort of a high from
their high-pitched squealing
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they made
in their death knells.
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[ High-pitched squealing ]
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I moved on to boiling ferrets
when I joined
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the Youth Illegal Pet
Enforcement League.
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Sure, I was supposed to hand
over the authorities
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illegal pets like ferrets,
penguins, sugar gliders.
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But I'd take them behind
my formaldehyde warehouse
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behind where they parked all
the school buses at night.
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And I would cook them
into iodine-drenched quiches.
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Ohh, boy.
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This guy makes me want
to shit myself and play dead.
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That's super [bleep] hot,
but I'm more scared of him!
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People --
People cry out so nice.
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It's my aggressive ASMR.
Their --
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Their howling melts
in my ears like --
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like crinkle collisions
of little ice cubes.
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It was worth it.
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Really cool story -- uh!
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Ah!
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Oh, that guy's
losing his tiny toys!
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I can't hold on any longer!
Ahh!
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And then, the tiny toys
flew out of my hand.
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The tiny toys I spent 17 minutes
drying with my tiny rag.
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Nooo!
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Now these dead kids
get in the engine room?!
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Wait a minute. Were you
not driving the boat,
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Tytti like the chest?
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What in chest's name
is happening?!
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I'm gonna have to steer my boat,
now! Ohhh!
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Vaitarna River has diverted
from the convergence coil.
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What does it mean, Dr. --
Whoa!
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Oh, God, oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God.
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Aaah!
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Crap.
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Uhh...
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Ummm...
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Ahhh...
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00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,104
Hmmm...
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Ahh...
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00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:31,498
We're going 80 miles
per hour!
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I'm getting the [Snorts]
outta here. Bye.
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I don't know
what the [Snorts] that is.
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♪♪
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Next time, on "Gemusetto Death Beat[s]"...
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a boat full
of suspicious characters,
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00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,436
a strange captain,
a dead serial killer,
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00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,615
and now crashing
in an icy underworld
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with a strange chimeric
God-sized beast?
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00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,753
What will our heroes do to get
out of this frozen mess
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00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,887
without getting brain freeze
like from ice cream?
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00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:14,487
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