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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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(laughs) Marshall
Faulk, up the middle,
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gain of 13.
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Yeah, that Faulk guy
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can run almost as good
as you, huh, Jordan?
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Uncle Kirby, you smell smoke?
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Smoke, where?
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In the vicinity of my ass.
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Marshall Faulk?
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I mean, I'm good, I am good,
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But I'm not that good.
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Not yet.
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(phone ringing)
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(clears throat) Stanley Babson.
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Mr. Babson, Coach Babe
Paley from Cal Berkeley,
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How are you, sir?
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(clears throat)
One second, Coach.
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It's your alma mater,
as if you didn't know.
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You know, Cal is a great
place to play football.
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I know.
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What can I do for you, coach?
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Well, I was wondering
if that nephew of yours
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is still considering Cal?
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Jordan, are you
still considering Cal?
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Oh, God, yes.
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Yes!
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Yeah.
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Coach, I can safely say that Cal
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is receiving due consideration.
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Listen, you please
tell him to call me
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if he has any
questions, all right?
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I'll tell him.
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Good luck.
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(phone beeps)
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(phone rings)
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Stanley Babson.
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Mr. Babson... Cecil
Picket, San Diego State.
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Ah, hello, Coach Cecil
Picket from San Diego State.
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No.
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Coach Picket: Listen, I
was wondering if, um...
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Uh, Coach, to be
honest with you,
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I'm not sure what
Jordan's thinking.
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Listen, I was very
impressed with your nephew.
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You've done a first rate
job looking after him.
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I appreciate that.
(clears throat) Good luck.
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Jordan...
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Seems like the whole
world wants to know
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where you're going to
school. Do you know?
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Everybody will
find out what it is
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when I do the radio show.
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Remember, you sign that
letter of intent, you're committed.
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You wanna transfer after that,
you lose a year of eligibility.
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It's Cal. It's Cal!
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Hey, Uncle Stanley,
look what I found
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cleaning out my
desk the other day.
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You and Mom, right?
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Oh, my God, I remember that.
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(chuckling) Now, who's
she supposed to be?
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Diana Ross.
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She looks like Michael Jackson.
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(phone ringing)
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Ughh!
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Stanley Babson.
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UCLA!
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Oh, you know, let's just
switch back to the game.
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I'm here at halftime
with Coach Jim Mora.
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Coach, your team
came out with...
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Who ate all the fuckin'
Three Musketeer bars?
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How much longer to break?
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Coach, do you think
talk about your job
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being on the line has
affected your team?
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I don't listen to talk.
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We gotta play
better, and if we don't,
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they won't have to fire me.
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Thanks, Coach.
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Although Coach
may not listen to talk,
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word has it his
job is in jeopardy.
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Dale, who's better than Brenda
at asking the tough questions?
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Wider.
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Jesus, did she get
any sleep last night?
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Some crow's missin' his feet.
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Grab me a cheerleader,
run her to the bumper.
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Four fox, find me some pom-poms.
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It's no secret that
management...
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No... not her.
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- Moo!
- Dale, we need to talk about renewing Brenda's deal.
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C... call me tomorrow.
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Bingo!
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I'm Brenda Stassen,
back to you guys.
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Boy, Jim Mora was pissed.
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How do you get a losing
coach to talk at halftime?
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The get is easy,
it's in their contract.
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The trick is knowing
where to stand,
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so my hair doesn't
blow in my face.
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Oh, Dick Vitale never
has that problem.
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(both laugh)
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What's the toughest thing
about being a stock car driver?
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Well, for me it's, uh,
trying to keep the weight on.
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See, I... I tend to
lose a lot of weight.
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Follow that up. Ask
him about stimulants.
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Losing weight?
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We should all have that problem.
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I'm Mickey Morgan...
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And I'm disappointed.
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Mickey, you need
to do your homework.
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Ugh, I'm pooped.
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How many more miles
are you gonna do?
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That all depends if we're
having Haagen Dazs afterwards.
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Oh, yes, the trials
and tribulations
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Of a network personality.
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I prefer on-air
sports journalist.
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God knows after 20
years I've earned it.
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So you're not just
another pretty face.
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Speaking of which...
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Ugh.
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She gets pulled up
anymore, she'll have a beard.
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(laughs)
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Dale, why are
you dickin' around?
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Renewing Brenda's contract
should be a rubber stamp,
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people love her.
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Well, we're
re-evaluating the show.
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It's gettin' a little stale.
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Then schedule better games,
give the show a new wrinkle.
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No, no, no... show has
too many wrinkles already.
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Ohhhh, so that's
what's goin' on.
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I beg your pardon?
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You're re-evaluating the
best damn sideline reporter
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in the business
because she's over 40.
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No, I didn't say that.
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'Cause if I did, you
could sue my ass,
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so I didn't say that.
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You guys are brutal.
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No, we're in business,
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a business where image
equals ratings, equals profits.
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The show needs a fresh new look,
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and we're exploring new options.
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Arliss, you there?
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Arliss...
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Dale... what if I can give
you that fresh new look?
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Edric, I've just
finished reallocating
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your real estate investments.
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So, you'll be here by one?
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No. I got a lesson at one.
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I'm working on my short game.
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I'll be there by 2:30 though.
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Oh, uh... all right. But
please don't be late.
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My nephew's gonna
be on the radio,
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- and I need to be there.
- (hitting ball)
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Fore!
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No! 2:30.
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Goodbye.
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Excuse me, do you have a moment?
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May I help you?
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Cecil Picket, we
spoke last night.
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Of course.
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I saw you play with the Niners.
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- Ahh.
- Great team.
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Great personnel.
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You win with great personnel.
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Coach... I'm sorry, but, uh,
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frankly, I don't think Jordan's
gonna attend San Diego State.
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And might I say frankly,
why I think he should?
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Well, with all due respect,
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I've heard from about 50
coaches why he should.
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Hmph... well, how many
of them were black?
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I beg your pardon?
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How many head coaches
that pitched to you were black?
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Now, given that only five
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of 115 Division one
coaches are black...
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my guess is, probably none.
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Am I right?
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I don't see how that's relevant.
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Five out of 115 isn't relevant?
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Of course it is.
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But you're here about Jordan,
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not, uh, NCAA
minority hiring practices.
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Which will continue
to be abysmal,
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until we can get
athletic directors
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to feel that they can win
national championships
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with black coaches.
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Now, for coaches to win
national championships...
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they have to have horses.
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And right now you're
holding the reigns
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on a number one thoroughbred.
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You're suggesting I steer Jordan
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toward a school
With a black coach.
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I'm suggesting that you
take care of your own.
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No, I need... to take
care of my nephew.
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You're his legal guardian.
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He has to have your approval.
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Yes, he does.
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And he'll get it.
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I was hoping that you would.
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Hey, Stanley, you drivin'
with me to the radio station?
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Oh, sorry.
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Uh, Kirby Carlisle,
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uh, Coach Cecil Picket
from San Diego State.
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Sure, sure, yeah,
nice to, uh, meet you.
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Yeah, listen, I... I should go,
um, thanks for taking the time.
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It's my pleasure.
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And by the way, uh...
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whatever school
Jordan decides to go to...
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they're gettin'
a helluva player.
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I'm sure our nephew will
make the right decision.
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What was that about?
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Nothing.
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"Inspiring," "inspiring"?
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Hmm.
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Dale... Dale, would you
rather spend 10 grand
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to renovate a proven asset,
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or a half a million
on an unknown?
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Arliss, what's a nine-letter
word for "inspiring"?
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Smart move, okay,
I'll get back to you.
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Rita, I have an
assignment for you.
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Who is it and how much is bail?
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Why are you always so negative?
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As a matter of
fact, this assignment
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could be described as uplifting.
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"Uplifting," that's
it. Oh, thanks.
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Great, then you'll do it.
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Do what?
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Tell Brenda she
needs a facelift.
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A what?
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Not the whole face.
Just around the eyes,
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maybe the mouth, a
little tuck under the chin.
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Brenda doesn't need a
facelift, she looks great.
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For her age, absolutely,
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but for prime time TV...
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Oh, I can't believe
the network came up
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with such a stupid,
asinine, insulting idea!
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They didn't, I did!
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You?
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Hell, yeah.
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You think the
network's that creative?
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Huh... look at the shit
that they put on the air.
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00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,358
They were ready to trade her
in for a younger chicky babe,
260
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,098
but I suggested she get
surgery, and they agreed.
261
00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,044
She's gonna tell you
both to go fuck yourselves.
262
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,279
Well, then she's
gonna lose her job.
263
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,640
What... oh, Brenda's not
sexy enough for America's
264
00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:07,973
beer guzzling, farting,
belching, couch potatoes?
265
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,610
Not when they can
guzzle, belch and fart
266
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:11,505
to a younger blond.
267
00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:14,247
Rita... explain it to her.
268
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,453
It'll sound sexist
coming from me.
269
00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,815
Well, it won't sound like
anything coming from me,
270
00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,824
because I won't do it!
271
00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:22,686
- Rita...
- Oh, and while you're at it,
272
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,615
Tell John Madden to
get his stomach stapled!
273
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,437
Edric, if we can hurry it along,
274
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,995
I have to be somewhere
in 40 minutes.
275
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,836
Uh, as you can
see, I've diversified
276
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,171
your real estate holdings.
277
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,276
Forty percent Brentwood...
278
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,374
Uh-huh.
279
00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:40,678
Thirty percent
Beverly Hills adjacent.
280
00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:41,706
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
281
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:42,844
Thirty percent Compton.
282
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,308
Ho... (laughs) hold up.
283
00:10:44,376 --> 00:10:46,106
Compton, that's a joke, right?
284
00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,948
No, it's no joke.
285
00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:49,553
Sure, it's a low-income
neighborhood,
286
00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:50,845
but it's ripe for development.
287
00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,216
Hmm, Compton, let
me think about that.
288
00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,715
Nope, sorry. Don't feel
like visiting my properties
289
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,018
in an armored car.
290
00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:59,629
Uh, there are
significant tax benefits.
291
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,132
It's a sound investment.
292
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,563
Not for my money it ain't.
293
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,958
Look, put it all in
the other areas.
294
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,202
You mean all in the
white areas, right?
295
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,697
Stanley, this isn't
about black or white.
296
00:11:10,769 --> 00:11:13,739
This is about green. My! Green.
297
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,906
Knock, knock, knock,
knock, knock, knock...
298
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,381
Arliss, c'mon in.
299
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,520
Uh, look, I don't wanna
interrupt the magic,
300
00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:29,915
but, um... I brought you a gift.
301
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,759
What's this about?
302
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,074
Why does it have
to be about anything,
303
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:35,062
Can't I just bring you a gift?
304
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:39,804
How sweet.
305
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,535
Cameo, when I saw it,
it reminded me of you.
306
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:46,971
Your eyes... your
lips... your forehead.
307
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,209
Arliss, are you hitting on me?
308
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,905
No, no, of course not.
309
00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:53,317
I mean, not that
you're not attractive.
310
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:56,875
You're very attractive,
both inside and out.
311
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,189
And when you
come to think of it,
312
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,347
isn't inside what really counts?
313
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,989
Where is this going, Arliss?
314
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,724
I got less cryptic
answers from Nixon.
315
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,532
(sighs) The network's
thinking of reassigning you.
316
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,097
Unless...
317
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,395
Unless what?
318
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:17,466
Unless you change your image.
319
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,636
My image, who am I, Mike Tyson?
320
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,735
Well... I mean your...
321
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,738
image?
322
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,840
Oh.
323
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,782
(quietly) You mean my image.
324
00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:31,777
Or my image. Or my image.
325
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,450
Look, I'll get the
network to pay for it.
326
00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:36,125
Uh, they'll debut it in time for the
Superbowl. You'll get a lotta press.
327
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,855
I am the fucking press,
Arliss, and no, I'm not doing it!
328
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,034
I... I knew that'd be
your initial reaction.
329
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,673
Which one of those jerks
came up with this idea,
330
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,525
was it Dale?
331
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,227
Yes, yes, it was Dale.
332
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:49,258
This is because they're all male
executives up there. If there were women...
333
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,201
It'd be the same goddamn thing.
334
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,070
We're talking network mentality.
335
00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:55,208
I won't do it! This has
nothing to do with my job.
336
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,514
You're wrong.
337
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:59,475
You're on television.
It's a visual medium.
338
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:03,015
It's like... Hyman Roth
said to Michael Corleone,
339
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:06,952
"This... is the business...
we've chosen."
340
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,728
Look, you can say no,
341
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:17,363
and the press will hail your
integrity for about an hour,
342
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:20,429
and then do 20 pieces
on your replacement.
343
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,499
Personally... I'd like to see
344
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:27,208
the best sideline reporter
in the business keep her job.
345
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,513
You can't blame Mora. He
doesn't block, he doesn't tackle.
346
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,846
Mora's also not
winning right now.
347
00:13:32,911 --> 00:13:36,781
Trust me. He's gone and soon.
348
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,929
- We'll be back...
- Okay, Jordan, practice saying it with me now,
349
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:42,421
"Cal. Cal." That's what
you're going to announce.
350
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,688
Oh, Cal, I... I thought you
wanted me to go to Stanford.
351
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,128
(laughs) Funny.
352
00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:49,463
Where is Uncle Stanley?
353
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:50,838
Oh, probably trying
to parallel park.
354
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:51,863
- Jordan?
- Okay.
355
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,400
Jordan, it's time.
356
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,495
Hey, where have you been?
357
00:13:54,566 --> 00:13:55,596
Jordan? We need to talk.
358
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,248
You can do it in the
studio, it's a talk show.
359
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,469
Let's go.
360
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,910
- Jordan.
- Hi.
361
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,345
I have a thing I wanna
talk to you about...
362
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:05,636
- Hi.
- Stanley, right?
363
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,451
Yes, yes, yes.
364
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,353
Jordan, there's one
thing you need to consider.
365
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,445
And five, four, three...
366
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,563
And we're back and
joining us is Jordan Babson,
367
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,362
and his uncle and legal
guardian, Stanley Babson.
368
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,655
Welcome to the program, guys.
369
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:21,826
Glad to have you.
370
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,314
All right, Jordan,
let's cut to the chase.
371
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,569
Letter of intent day
right around the corner.
372
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,532
Which school will it be?
373
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,270
Well, it was a
hard decision, but...
374
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,466
And one you need to
think about a little more.
375
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,768
Oh, but I have found
a school for me.
376
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,050
They have a great
football program,
377
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,575
and a great
architecture department.
378
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,213
Oh, sounds like UCLA to me.
379
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,608
Fuck, UCLA.
380
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,979
Okay, which lucky
program is gonna wind up
381
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,318
with the top high school
running back in the nation?
382
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,185
Cal.
383
00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:50,393
Oh, the Cal Bears.
384
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,986
That'll have 'em dancin'
in the streets in Berkeley.
385
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,428
Yeah, they had everything
that I was lookin' for.
386
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,864
So, let's call Coach Paley.
387
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,429
No!
388
00:14:58,497 --> 00:14:59,667
What?
389
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,772
Jordan?
390
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,640
We need to discuss
this privately.
391
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:04,742
What?
392
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,643
I think your decision
was premature.
393
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:09,875
Sounds like there's a disagreement
between Jordan and Uncle Stanley.
394
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,812
Uncle Stanley, are
you a UCLA man?
395
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,847
(coughs) I... I don't
wish to discuss this here.
396
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,952
Does this mean as
his legal guardian,
397
00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:18,754
you're not willing to
certify his letter of intent?
398
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,149
No.
399
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,250
What?
400
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:23,821
For now, I won't.
401
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,759
You son of a bitch, you...!
402
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,289
Would somebody please get
this clown in the control room
403
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,061
to stop bangin' on the window?
404
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,200
Okay, uh, gentlemen,
we've gotta go, now.
405
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,425
Jordan has homework to do.
406
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,600
Wait a second. We had
an exclusive interview,
407
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:38,498
Where the hell are you goin'?
408
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,681
What the hell was that about?
409
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:48,213
I think Jordan was hasty
in making his decision.
410
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,020
What is wrong with
Cal? Cal's a good school.
411
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,093
It's an excellent school.
412
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,722
But I want Jordan to play
for a black head coach.
413
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,159
A black head coach, wh...?
414
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,293
How many black head
coaches are there, two?
415
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,359
Five! That's exactly the point.
416
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:06,368
What? This comin' from a guy
who campaigned for Reagan?
417
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,902
What did coach
Picket promise you?
418
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,697
Picket never
promised me anything.
419
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,739
I'm trying to teach Jordan...
420
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,405
something about
the bigger picture.
421
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,183
Yeah, well, teach me,
'cause I'm missin' somethin'.
422
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,752
Helping out your
own is not a bad thing.
423
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,652
It is if you're fucking
up your own nephew.
424
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,385
This is bullshit!
425
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,031
What, so if I go to
San Diego State,
426
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:38,225
other schools are gonna say,
427
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:41,097
"Hmm, I gotta get me a
black coach for the brothers."
428
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,896
This sucks!
429
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,798
I already drew up some
plays for Coach Paley.
430
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,210
I mean, why do I
have to carry the torch?
431
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,572
Can you talk to him?
432
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,680
Talk to Stanley?
433
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,221
He's the most stubborn
guy I've ever met.
434
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,513
I guess it runs in the family,
435
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,848
'Cause I'm not
changin' my mind either.
436
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,883
Unless he signs
that letter of intent,
437
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,149
there's not much you can do.
438
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,747
Yeah, there is.
I'll go to court.
439
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:01,819
To court?
440
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,257
Yeah, you've got to
know some good lawyers
441
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,258
We'll beat him at his own game.
442
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,064
Look... no, y... you
don't wanna do that.
443
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,385
Look, this is my life, fuck him!
444
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,061
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
445
00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:13,529
You're talkin' about your
uncle here, show a little respect.
446
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,269
Who's side are you on?
447
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,544
Look, I'm pissed, too.
448
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,813
But let's not forget who
paid for your fancy schools.
449
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,443
Who put your
clothes on your back?
450
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,778
In fact, who... who... who
do you think got you this far?
451
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,913
Who asked him to?
452
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,609
Your mom did.
453
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,920
And you know what,
Jordan? He didn't have to.
454
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,920
It's not that easy for a
28-year-old single guy
455
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,317
to take a six-year-old
kid into his life.
456
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,589
But he did it.
457
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,128
He loves you.
458
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,699
Okay, Brenda agrees
to the procedure,
459
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,234
but only under the
following points:
460
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,839
No doctor who worked on
Joan Rivers, Wayne Newton,
461
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,402
or any of the Jacksons.
462
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:54,540
Fine, but I'm not flyin' in some
fancy surgeon from Europe.
463
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,806
I just don't want her winding
up with that Joker look,
464
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,935
that makes you
always look... surprised!
465
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,111
You mind if we table this?
466
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:01,488
I got a game in
a couple of hours.
467
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:04,523
Sure. Okay, let's talk hospitals.
She gets a private suite,
468
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,053
nurses 'round the clock.
469
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,549
Where do you wanna
do the pre-game?
470
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,420
East side of the field.
471
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,059
Okay, we're goin' on
the east side of the field.
472
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,525
What, when?
473
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:16,757
What?
474
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:22,801
Brenda, you're not gonna
believe what just happened.
475
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:23,998
What?
476
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:37,945
Welcome aboard.
477
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,116
Thanks, Coach.
478
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,754
You open with Cal.
There's your first loss.
479
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,620
Not with me at running back.
480
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:44,819
Thanks.
481
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,390
I really appreciate this.
482
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,538
I'll take good care of him.
483
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,593
I know you will.
484
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,430
(phone rings)
485
00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:51,625
Excuse me.
486
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,368
Picket.
487
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,713
You know I've always
been proud of you,
488
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,274
but never more so
than at this moment.
489
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,407
Oh, I wish your mother
could be here to see you now.
490
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,642
Uncle Stanley, I am
still not sure about this.
491
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,539
But I am sure about you.
492
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:06,911
Come here.
493
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,819
Uh, sorry, fellas.
494
00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:15,194
I got another
appointment, I gotta run.
495
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:17,123
Jordan, hit those weights.
496
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,389
All right.
497
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,927
Hey, Coach, wait, before you go,
498
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,992
I've drawn up some plays
with, uh, Jordan in mind.
499
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,960
I want you to take
a look at these.
500
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:27,999
And at halftime, it's
Rams 37, 49ers six.
501
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,306
Okay, she gets five week's
hiatus for her face to settle in,
502
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,535
and full pay during recovery.
503
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:34,573
Mm, mm, get camera two to zoom
in on the blonde with the balloons.
504
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,170
Two balloons, zoom.
505
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,811
Also, facial maintenance
for five years or 50 broadcast,
506
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:39,977
whichever comes first.
507
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,445
Oh, God, deal!
508
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,223
Now, will you
please just shut up?
509
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:46,721
Four, ready in three, two, take.
510
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,345
Brenda Stassen here
with this breaking story.
511
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:52,491
We now have explanation
for Coach Jim Mora's absence
512
00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:55,657
from the sidelines during
the first half of this game.
513
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:58,257
This afternoon he
tendered his resignation,
514
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,430
when he found
out the front office
515
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,129
was talking with other coaches.
516
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,270
He's not my client.
517
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,665
Joining me now
as his replacement
518
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:08,237
is former San
Francisco 49ers star
519
00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:11,506
and San Diego State
head coach, Cecil Picket.
520
00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:12,576
What?
521
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,064
- Congratulations, Coach.
- Thank you.
522
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,749
Were you surprised when
the 49ers offered you the job?
523
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,145
Yes, very.
524
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:21,346
A few hours ago, when I got
the official offer, I was thrilled.
525
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,590
What about your San
Diego State players,
526
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,455
and the new kids
you've recruited?
527
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,394
They committed to your
program, and now they're stuck.
528
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,370
Well, that was the toughest
part about accepting this job,
529
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,825
leaving those kids.
530
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,497
Jordan, I'm sorry.
531
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,503
No, it's not your fault.
532
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,768
This also makes you only
533
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:41,006
the sixth black head
coach in NFL history.
534
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,613
Is that added pressure for you?
535
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,805
The only pressure
I feel is to win.
536
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,777
Winning is color blind.
537
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:51,416
I guess, uh, ambition
is colorblind, too.
538
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,593
I know you're very busy
and you've got a lot to do...
539
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,902
One last point, I want an option
540
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,060
for a procedure
to be named later.
541
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,098
What are you talking about?
542
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,362
A procedure to be named later.
543
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,523
What procedure?
544
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,601
Well, in case medical science
545
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:01,985
comes up with a
cosmetic procedure
546
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,100
that makes her look even better,
547
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,198
you pay for it.
548
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:05,672
(laughs) So you're
telling me when she's 60,
549
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:06,867
you can make her
look like she's 30,
550
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:07,938
I'm still gonna pay for her.
551
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,336
- If she's on the network, yes!
- (laughs)
552
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:11,437
You're un... you're
unbelievable!
553
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,013
Jim Mora out, Cecil Picket in.
554
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,112
You heard it here, first.
555
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,784
And here's another first.
556
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:20,583
The people that make the
decisions at this network
557
00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:23,375
have decided the
show needs a new look.
558
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,188
To achieve that, they've
asked me to get plastic surgery.
559
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:30,722
After thinking about
it, I decided against it.
560
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,759
I like my face.
561
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:36,394
But if they want
something new, how's this?
562
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:38,596
Holy shit.
563
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,630
Get off her, quick!
564
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:41,138
No, no, stay right
there, don't move!
565
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,538
I think the three of us
look pretty damn good.
566
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,838
We're Brenda Stassen,
back to you, boys.
567
00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:56,275
You know, I don't think
her face looked that bad.
568
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,578
She's fired.
569
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,862
Arliss: Sometimes the
breaks just don't go your way.
570
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,892
But the true champion
learns to make the adjustment.
571
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,158
Man's voice: C'mon baby,
in the hole, in the hole!
572
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,000
He'll be fine here.
573
00:22:14,065 --> 00:22:15,925
It's a good school.
574
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,141
Yeah.
575
00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,842
He's already learned
one important lesson.
576
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,365
I'm just not exactly
sure what it is.
577
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,480
(whistle blowing)
578
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:26,283
Now, you keep that up,
579
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:28,064
and you're gonna be
the life force of this team.
580
00:22:28,079 --> 00:22:29,379
Okay? Good job, son.
581
00:22:29,447 --> 00:22:30,527
- Thanks, Coach.
- Thank you.
582
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:31,919
We're back with Brenda Stassen.
583
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:34,093
Since the incident
on the sidelines,
584
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,422
your life has
changed a lot, right?
585
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,818
Within two days of being
fired from the network,
586
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:43,130
I received offers from
CBS, ESPN and TNT,
587
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,555
thanks to my agent.
588
00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:46,429
Is it true that
Playboy offered you
589
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:49,528
a half million
dollars to pose nude?
590
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,941
Yes, but I'm gonna pass.
591
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,443
Quite a woman, quite a story.
592
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:54,765
Thanks for joining us, Brenda.
593
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,310
Good night.
594
00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:01,448
Now, that's my kinda woman.
595
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:04,253
Smart, sexy, and
she knows football.
596
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,746
But can you believe the
Basset Hound she's with?
597
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,218
Check out those eyes.
598
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:09,966
How'd he get those
bags pass security?
599
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,662
(both laugh)
600
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:16,132
My name is Arliss Michaels.
601
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,104
I represent athletes.
602
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:20,673
These are my stories.
603
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,532
♪ Put your good face on ♪
604
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:27,671
♪ You should be gettin' ready
for your night on the town ♪
605
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,639
♪ Put your good face on ♪
606
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,878
♪ 'Cause don't you ever let
'em tell you that you're wrong ♪
607
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:34,884
♪ Now put your good face on ♪
608
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:38,176
♪ Put your good face on
Baby put your good face on ♪
609
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,020
♪ Put your good face on ♪
610
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,845
♪ Oh ohhh ♪
611
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,460
♪ Put your good face on ♪
612
00:23:43,521 --> 00:23:45,321
♪ Baby, put your good face on ♪
613
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:48,830
♪ Put your good face on ♪
614
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,904
♪ I hope somebody got a room ♪
615
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,002
♪ 'Cause afterwards
there's no telling ♪
616
00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:55,274
♪ What I'm gonna
wanna do to you ♪
617
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,743
♪ You got us in the mood ♪
618
00:23:56,801 --> 00:23:58,641
♪ Go ahead, put
on your sexy shoes ♪
619
00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:00,513
♪ And I'll just
dance up on you ♪
620
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,512
♪ Until I give you a bruise ♪
621
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:05,784
♪ It's a good night I
saw the moon and sky ♪
622
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,354
♪ It's now or never ♪
623
00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:10,652
♪ I wish we could stay
till the end of time ♪
624
00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:14,115
♪ Don't worry about
anyone else but yourself ♪
625
00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:15,225
♪ And you'll feel better ♪
626
00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:16,593
♪ 'Cause you
love the good life ♪
627
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:17,855
♪ You better ♪
628
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,563
♪ Put your good face on ♪
629
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,634
♪ Oh you should be ♪
630
00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:22,092
♪ Gettin' ready for your night ♪
631
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,300
♪ On the town ♪
632
00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:26,771
♪ Oh ohh Put your good face on ♪
633
00:24:26,831 --> 00:24:28,031
♪ Oh don't you ever ♪
634
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,099
♪ Let 'em tell you ♪
635
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,274
♪ You're doin' wrong ♪
636
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:31,965
♪ Now put your good face on ♪
637
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,707
♪ Put your good face on ♪
638
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:38,982
♪♪
639
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:43,014
♪ Put your good face on ♪
640
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:47,721
♪♪
641
00:24:47,771 --> 00:24:52,321
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