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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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we live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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What the hell's the
matter with you, huh?
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You understand what I'm saying?
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Go sit out.
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Kirby: Many times we only see
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what the media wants us to see.
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Get the fucking board.
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- The trick is to look beyond the image to the person.
- (chuckling)
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(buzzer sounds)
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What, are you out of your mind?
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- Give me that ball, for Christ...
- (whistle blows)
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Why'd you stop it?
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My boys take control of
the game right after this.
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These tirades run on television.
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The university gets pressure.
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What kind of pressure?
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Half-court? Full-court?
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Man-to-man? Zone?
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Switching-collapsing man-to-man?
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Am I going too fast for you?
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Your methods are
becoming an embarrassment
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to this university.
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Well, you didn't seem
to mind my methods
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when we went to the Final Four.
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Or the income from my methods
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that helped build a new
library, a science lab,
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your athletic center.
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Coach Kraft runs the cleanest
program in college basketball.
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Rusty, no one is disputing
your accomplishments.
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It's your personal
behavior that's offensive.
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My personal behavior?
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Tell me, how come my players
have a higher graduation rate
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than the rest of your
whole fuckin' student body?
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Coach, understand you
are talking to your superior.
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Sounds like what
Truman said to MacArthur.
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MacArthur was fired!
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MacArthur didn't win four
national championships.
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Rusty... this isn't a game.
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No, if it was a game,
I'd be kickin' your ass.
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Okay, everybody, let's just...
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calm down.
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I'm sure this can be resolved.
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What Coach meant to say...
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I said exactly what
I meant to say.
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I don't have time for this.
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I got a game to prepare for.
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This meeting is
not over until I say...
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(door closes)
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Your client is a black
eye on this university.
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Why?
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Because he doesn't
put up with P.C. bullshit?
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Rusty Kraft is the best college
basketball coach in the country.
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No, no, he's the best
coach in the country,
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and you don't appreciate him.
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Kirby: In an era where
every leader's actions
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are dictated by the blowing
winds of opinion polls,
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precious few aren't afraid to
speak their minds candidly.
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No, no, no, Brady, goddamn it!
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What planet are you on?
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Look... you see the pick coming.
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He can't see it, so he
can't fight through it.
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You gotta step up,
make the switch,
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and take him like that!
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Kirby: The few who challenge
us to reach our potential
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and exceed it,
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They are our true leaders.
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They deserve our
admiration and respect.
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Hey, how'd it go with Dreyfus?
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Your father doesn't make it
easy for an agent, does he?
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Agents, players,
assistant coaches...
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sons.
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Your father's a great guy.
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Did you know that I have never
had any problem with any player
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that came from
your dad's program?
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(blows whistle)
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That's enough.
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You're giving me cramps.
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Brady.
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- Yeah?
- Come here.
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You're not making
the trip to Palo Alto.
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What, coach? I'll play harder.
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No, no, you'll study harder.
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If you're gonna graduate
with your class, and you will,
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you will graduate
with your class,
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you have to start studying now.
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Your dad's benching Brady?
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Boy, Coach doesn't play
any favorites, does he?
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Hey, Skip, where the fuck
is the Stanford printout?
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Nope, no favorites.
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Right here, Coach.
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You make sure
Brady hits the books.
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I will not play
him if he's failing,
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- you got that?
- Right.
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So, what'd I miss?
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Um, well...
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Uh, why don't we
go into your office?
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Smell that sea air.
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One of these condos
would be a great investment
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for Warrick Dunn.
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Look at this space!
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High ceilings, hardwood floors.
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I mean, check out the
square footage of these rooms!
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Arliss, I made money to
get out of this neighborhood.
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Look past the obvious.
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It's majestic, tranquil.
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(helicopter noise)
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What is that, a
police helicopter?
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Talk about security.
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They swing by every
hour on the hour.
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No way.
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Look, I promise you,
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they're redeveloping
the neighborhood.
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And I promise you, if I don't get
out of here, my car will be gone.
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Later.
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- Warrick...
- (gunshots)
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(grunts)
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(gunshots continue)
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Ohh!
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(humming)
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Whoa!
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Catch any bitchin'
waves, Moondoggie?
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I'm working on my crossover.
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To the nose!
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What is this?
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It's a surf trainer.
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Develops surf-specific
muscle memory.
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Ha-hah! What?
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Having a hard time visualizing
an African American surfing?
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No, I'm having a hard time
visualizing anyone surfing.
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Don't sharks still
live in the ocean?
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Ahh! I wish there
was a word that
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could adequately
describe me out there.
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There is...
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chum.
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Land whore.
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How'd it go with Warrick Dunn?
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He didn't bite.
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And my hubcaps were stolen.
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Well, I talked to the
realtor, and she had a nibble.
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Finally, who?
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Mr. Raul Ruiz.
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Who is...?
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Big time crack dealer.
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But he didn't feel safe
at Whispering Waves,
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so he went to the
unit across the street.
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However, she did rent
one unit for two months.
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Why only two months?
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The police said Raul's sting
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shouldn't take any
longer than that.
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I've sunk a million
dollars into this place.
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Nobody's livin' there!
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Well, that's what you get for
buying property in foreclosure.
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It was a great deal.
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And the city's gentrifying
the neighborhood.
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- In five years...
- They'll be six years behind schedule.
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I'm losin' money here!
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Get me Jerry Stackhouse!
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He'll do anything
to get out of Detroit.
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Zero tolerance?
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What the hell is that?
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Dreyfus wants the media to think
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that she's gonna
get tough on you.
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Ah, fucking media.
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You know, every
time I turn on the TV,
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there's some kid on
there crying how it,
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"It's not my fault.
It's not my fault."
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And the reporter's
saying, "It's not his fault."
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If Japan attacked
us again today,
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we'd find a way to
say, "It's not their fault."
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Exactly.
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It's the "pussification"
of America.
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Ah, it's just all
turnin' to shit.
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Ohh, these faggot
liberal cocksuckers.
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They think I'm tough?
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You know what my
high school coach did
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when we played like horseshit?
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He put horseshit in our locker.
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(chuckles) Did it work?
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We went undefeated
the rest of the year.
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I love stories like that.
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Tell me another one.
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Coach... I hooked
Brady up with a tutor.
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Make sure she's
cute, so he'll show up.
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That always worked for me.
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Oh, Dad?
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Claire said dinner'll be on
the table tonight at seven.
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Make it eight, we got
a game to prepare for.
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Right.
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- You're coming too, right?
- Me?
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Mmm.
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You bet.
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Whispering Waves
is a solid investment.
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I'm tellin' you, now is the
time for Jerry Stackhouse
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to buy real estate.
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Except it's on the corner
of Stab Me and Run.
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Uhh, the city's redeveloping.
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In five years...
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They'll be six years
behind schedule.
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- Look, J...
- Uh, Arliss, I need a moment.
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Jerry, I can get you
one hell of a deal.
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Sorry, Arliss, this
Piston is passin'.
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Arliss! It... it's important.
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What?
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(Rita screaming)
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Jesus Christ...
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Ooh... Uhh, d... Arliss...
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(screaming)
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What's goin' on?
What's goin' on?
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Jesus Christ!
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Arliss, this is Duke Agbayani.
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Rather, was.
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This is his family.
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Is that a surfboard?
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Not a surfboard,
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the surfboard.
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Carved from the sacred ulu
tree on Oahu's north shore.
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Hand shaped by the Duke himself!
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Uh, Stanley, can I see
you outside for a second?
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Uh, my condolences.
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Oh!
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Why the fuck is
that stiff in here?
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That stiff is the
father of surfing!
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Duke Agbayani single-handedly
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introduced the sport
I love to the world.
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Jesus, Stanley, just play golf.
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His family didn't have the
means for a proper burial,
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so I took it upon myself
to have him embalmed.
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Wait!
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You want A.M.M. to pay for this?
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I said I took it upon myself.
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I'm going on the internet to
inform my surfing brethren
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that the Duke has passed.
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When they hear that he's
riding his magic ulu board
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on that... eternal wave,
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they'll rally.
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Stanley, I... I'm
touched by your passion.
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00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,946
Now, take the Duke, and put him
261
00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,717
on the fuckin' "A"
train outta here!
262
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:47,786
Arliss!
263
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,860
Arliss... Arliss, let
him stay, for 24 hours?
264
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,363
Why, is he gonna get better?
265
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,485
Prop him up at your house.
266
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,329
It's being renovated.
Arliss, please.
267
00:09:56,395 --> 00:09:57,825
This is important to me.
268
00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:00,725
Okay, 24 hours.
269
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,400
But no more surf
music in the office,
270
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,768
no more sand in the carpet,
271
00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,906
and lose that patchouli oil.
272
00:10:05,971 --> 00:10:07,841
Mahalo, brah.
273
00:10:10,342 --> 00:10:12,552
Arliss, I am not
working in the office
274
00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:14,611
with that body lying around!
275
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,920
Ahh, pretend it's Kirby.
And find me a new realtor!
276
00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:19,593
No... Where you going?
277
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,262
You can go either way,
but you can't fake, right?
278
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,397
- Right.
- No faking, either way.
279
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,091
- No fake.
- Which way you gonna go?
280
00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:26,694
Oh... oh...
281
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,229
Yes, yes!
282
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,464
One more, one more, come on.
283
00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:33,068
Your dad is the most
genuine person I've ever met.
284
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,902
What you see is what you get.
285
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,637
Yeah, that's for sure.
286
00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:37,942
Ohhh!
287
00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:40,113
All right, now,
championship time.
288
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,742
- Are you ready?
- I am ready.
289
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,077
- You are ready?
- I am ready!
290
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:47,280
Trey Kraft, 10
seconds to go, for State!
291
00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:48,346
Yes!
292
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,520
Champion!
293
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:50,952
Champion, yay!
294
00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:52,046
Trey: Yay!
295
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,828
Well, I guess we know
where Trey's going to college.
296
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,853
If I had a son,
297
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,000
I'd have him commit to Coach.
298
00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:58,991
If you had a son, I'd
just have him committed.
299
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,058
(laughs)
300
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,332
The biggest problem
in collegiate athletics
301
00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:04,564
is that no one blames
the kids for anything.
302
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,330
Take this big center out of LA.
303
00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:07,398
He's got his hand out,
304
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,166
he signs with Kentucky.
305
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,065
NC-two-A finds out, puts
Kentucky on probation.
306
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,338
What does the kid do?
307
00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:15,535
He transfers to Arizona
and plays for them.
308
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,208
So, where's his punishment?
309
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,106
Where's his responsibility, huh?
310
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,278
You're on the money.
311
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,946
You're a hundred percent right.
312
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,084
99% of the time.
313
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,650
I was wrong in '87.
314
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,518
Yeah, he didn't think
Claire would marry me.
315
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,956
I guess she wasn't as
smart as I thought she was.
316
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,562
I knew how to get
good seats to a game.
317
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,825
We need more?
318
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:36,133
I'll take some away
from the administration.
319
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,395
Do me a favor... don't.
320
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:42,074
I been through four presidents
and six athletic directors.
321
00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,404
They don't endure.
322
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,239
Skip/Coach: The program endures.
323
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:47,635
You're damn right!
324
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,351
Morning, Dwayne.
325
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:54,412
(elevator bell)
326
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:55,716
Oh, can you hold
that elevator, please?
327
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:56,748
Hold it!
328
00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:57,815
Thank you.
329
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,300
Excuse me, what is going...
330
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,169
Dwayne...
331
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,567
The man!
332
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:21,208
- Oh!
- You working today?
333
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,283
Arliss, about hiring
the new realtor,
334
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:24,712
why not let me do it?
335
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:25,837
No.
336
00:12:25,844 --> 00:12:26,914
Arliss, please.
337
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:27,989
Arliss, I know I can do it.
338
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,153
What is this?
339
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,375
What makes you think
you can sell condos?
340
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,690
Because they shouldn't
be sold as condos.
341
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:36,092
They should be
sold as timeshares.
342
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,215
Timeshares?
343
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:38,759
Timeshares are the way to go.
344
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,764
That way the units are
more affordable, more buyers,
345
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:42,827
Do you see what I'm...
346
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:43,931
No!
347
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,636
There is no way I'm
letting you be my realtor.
348
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,284
And nothing you say is
gonna change my mind.
349
00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,079
I'll take five percent
commission instead of her six.
350
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,101
- Two.
- Four.
351
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,135
- Three.
- Deal.
352
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,206
Who the hell are
all these people?
353
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,375
They're surfers,
354
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,543
come to pay their respects
355
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,611
To Duke Agbayani.
356
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:01,408
That's it, the Duke's
hangin' 10 outta here!
357
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,480
Arliss, Listen...
358
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:03,558
How can I do business here?
359
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,852
Stanley! Listen to me, Rita!
360
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,988
I don't need the entire
Spicoli family in my office!
361
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,423
No, you need them
in Whispering Waves.
362
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:11,759
What?
363
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,664
Arliss, these surfers
have come from all over
364
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,997
just to see the Duke's body.
365
00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:19,002
They love him.
366
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:23,674
Now... what if he were enshrined
in an oceanfront courtyard...
367
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,236
courtyard at Whispering Waves.
368
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,735
Agbayani Waves.
369
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,907
Those condos would be filled.
370
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,046
Not condos, Rita.
371
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,112
Timeshares.
372
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,318
Three percent, huh?
373
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,316
Yes!
374
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:45,757
(Hawaiian music playing)
375
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:49,194
Where he is now,
the waves never stop.
376
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,801
Yeah, brah.
377
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,133
Is he being buried
with his ulu board?
378
00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:54,198
Those were his wishes.
379
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,643
Dude, that board
belongs in a museum.
380
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:57,872
Or under my feet.
381
00:13:57,936 --> 00:14:02,106
I hear it rips everything from
one foot chop to gaping barrels.
382
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,644
Stanley?
383
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,609
Could I see you in your office?
384
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:09,145
(clears throat) Excuse me.
385
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,489
Arliss, I'm sorry.
386
00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:16,924
Don't be.
387
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,819
You're doing the right thing.
388
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,961
Let the Duke stay
as long as he wants.
389
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,427
Arliss.
390
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:24,555
Thanks.
391
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:25,960
I appreciate that.
392
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,031
And don't worry,
393
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,566
I've collected
enough contributions
394
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:29,754
to take care of the funeral.
395
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:30,872
No!
396
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,106
I mean, uh, no. No, no.
397
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:36,812
Stanley, if you
would allow me...
398
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,575
I'd like to take care
of the arrangements.
399
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,475
Eh... you?
400
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,877
You know, I've made a pretty
darn good living from athletes.
401
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,850
It's time I gave something back.
402
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,119
What a noble gesture.
403
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,218
Arliss, I'm touched.
404
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,261
Uh, one thing though,
405
00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:56,296
I was planning to
have the Duke buried
406
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,762
near the ocean.
407
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,865
I wouldn't have
it any other way.
408
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,635
(chuckles)
409
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,908
What's so urgent?
410
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,772
This!
411
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:12,951
What part of zero tolerance
does Coach not understand?
412
00:15:13,011 --> 00:15:15,081
Your client has
crossed the line.
413
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,877
(sniffing) Ooh... Jesus.
414
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,720
What stinks in here?
415
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:22,885
I want your resignation on
my desk by the end of the day.
416
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,715
My resignation for what?
417
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:29,230
For filling players'
lockers with horse manure.
418
00:15:29,294 --> 00:15:31,104
I don't know what
you're talking about.
419
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,073
Are you denying
that this is your work?
420
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,702
You're goddamn
right I'm denying it.
421
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,697
I don't know how this got here.
422
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,799
Rusty.
423
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:38,970
I said i didn't do it.
424
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:41,177
Now, you can help clean
up, or get the hell outta here.
425
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,836
I was allowing
you a graceful exit.
426
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,109
But if you want the school
427
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:48,777
to conduct a full scale
investigation, fine.
428
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:52,747
Huh... I want to see all department
heads in my office in an hour.
429
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,597
Kelly Slater, line one.
430
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,302
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
431
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,572
Kelly Slater, how's the
prince of the pipeline?
432
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,974
Hey, doin' good, just watchin' Al
Merrick work his magic here. What's up?
433
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,467
Listen, Kelly, I'm sure you've
heard about the Duke's passing.
434
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,580
Yeah, that was heavy, man.
435
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,407
Duke was the real deal.
436
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,176
Yeah, gnarly.
437
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,684
Anyway, I'm planning a bitching
memorial at, uh, Agbanyani Waves...
438
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:23,888
- Agbayani.
- Agbanani Waves...
439
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,616
- Agbayani!
- Agbayani Waves,
440
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:28,554
And I was hoping you'd help
show the Duke his props by...
441
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,260
being on our board of directors.
442
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,522
Arliss, I know shortboards,
not boards of directors.
443
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,561
Uh, look, look, look.
It's an honorary position.
444
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:35,686
You don't have to do much.
445
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,961
Just allow us to use your
name on the letterhead.
446
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,900
Uh, I don't know.
447
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,595
Aw, c'mon, Kelly,
do it for the Duke.
448
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,668
Yeah, all right.
449
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:44,735
For the Duke.
450
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:45,970
See you, Arliss.
451
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,508
(dial tone)
452
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:49,614
- He's in.
- (gasps)
453
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,235
- (laughing)
- Oh! That seals it.
454
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,950
I've got 24 buyers
waiting to write checks.
455
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,478
Twenty-four buyers
at 150 thous...
456
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:55,876
3.6 million.
457
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,118
Less my three percent,
or 108 thousand.
458
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,724
Hey... the Duke is dead.
459
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,518
Arliss/Rita: Long die the Duke!
460
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:08,460
♪ Melekalikimaka
is the thing to say ♪
461
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:11,227
♪ On a bright Hawaiian
Christmas Day ♪
462
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,576
Backup Singers:
♪ Christmas Day ♪
463
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:16,341
Arliss: ♪ That's the island
greeting that we send to you ♪
464
00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:20,611
♪ From the land where
palm trees sway ♪
465
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:24,612
♪ Christmas coming early
makes our profits great ♪
466
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,376
♪ The Duke will
sell our timeshares ♪
467
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,805
♪ As he lies in state ♪
468
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,681
- ♪ Melekaliki... ♪
- (record scratching)
469
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,287
Stanley, how long
have you been here?
470
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,948
Long enough!
471
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,720
Desecrating Duke Agbayani!
472
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,458
No, no, no, uh,
I'm not desecrating.
473
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:39,594
He's not desecrating.
474
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,298
I'm honoring. Uh, the
Duke'll have a shrine!
475
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:42,326
Like the unknown soldier.
476
00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,201
- Ulysses S. Grant.
- King Tut.
477
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,463
How dare you?
478
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,631
I'm telling the family!
479
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,969
Oh! Arliss, go do something!
480
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,295
Shit!
481
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:54,712
Put down that phone.
482
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:55,773
I will not allow this.
483
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,911
It is an insult to
waveriders everywhere.
484
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,906
You know, I'm surprised
at your selfishness.
485
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:04,879
Depriving your fellow
waveriders access to their hero?
486
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,020
Dude!
487
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:07,224
Oh, fuck you, Arliss!
488
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,246
Stanley, I gotta get
rid of these condos.
489
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,721
No!
490
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,529
I will not besmirch the
memory of a legend.
491
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,992
I'll give you a free time-share.
Off-season, of course.
492
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,661
Arliss, you don't understand.
493
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,429
Surfing is a part of my life!
494
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,528
It brings me joy!
495
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,369
It's more important than
anything you can offer me!
496
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:36,323
Anything?
497
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,416
Arliss, I... I can't do this.
498
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:44,217
You want your
$108,000, don't you?
499
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,729
Now, do you wanna lift the
body, and I grab the board?
500
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,662
Or... or I'll grab and you lift?
501
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:49,827
Uh, I...
502
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,795
- Okay, I'll lift, you grab.
- Okay.
503
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,331
Go.
504
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,529
Okay, okay.
505
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,801
One, two, three!
506
00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,769
- Wooh!
- (shouts)
507
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,008
(shouting) He's dead weight!
508
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:05,144
Pull your hands... (gasps) oh, my
God, I just touched a dead person.
509
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,060
You said the same thing
about your last boyfriend.
510
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,149
Okay, okay, okay.
511
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,213
We'll go again.
512
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:10,717
Hana wasn't built in a day.
513
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,952
Okay. Okay.
514
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,249
That's good, that's good.
515
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,320
One, two, boo!
516
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:18,789
(screams) Don't do that!
517
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:19,927
(chuckles)
518
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,532
Got her.
519
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,325
Both: One, two,
520
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,397
three!
521
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:27,431
(crashing sound)
522
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,899
Rita: Okay, now,
just grab the board.
523
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,004
Hand it to me.
524
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:33,138
H... no, ow, ow, ow, ow,
my hand, ow, ow, my finger.
525
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,805
Jack, Jack.
526
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,713
I can't endorse your
department store.
527
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,335
But I'll tell you what
I can do for you.
528
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:41,550
Remember Steve Parent,
he played for me in late '80s?
529
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,823
Well, he's looking for
a managerial position.
530
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:46,422
I think you two would
make a very good match.
531
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,315
I promise you, he
understands hard work.
532
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,388
Excellent.
533
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,915
Good, I'll have him call you.
534
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,030
Thanks, Jack.
535
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,934
Coach, you've done
a lot for this school.
536
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,726
And the players.
537
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,298
(knocking)
538
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,926
You wanted to see me, coach?
539
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:06,511
Yeah, son, it seems the team
was left a little gift this morning.
540
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:08,211
Yeah, I heard. (chuckles)
541
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,883
The administration
wants to hang it on me,
542
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,188
and that won't help the program.
543
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,713
- No.
- I agree.
544
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,708
So, I think you should confess.
545
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,450
I... I beg your pardon?
546
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,675
Tell them you took my
car, you came in early,
547
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,020
and you did it as
a motivational tool.
548
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,286
But Coach, I... I didn't...
549
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:25,064
They should suspend
you for... a year.
550
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:28,133
It's no big deal, don't worry
about it, I'll take care of you.
551
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:31,603
In fact, I'll see you're
back here, with a raise.
552
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:34,573
Now, if you two don't mind,
I've got a game to prepare for.
553
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:37,641
Oh, Skip?
554
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:38,703
Before you go,
555
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,440
bring me a tape of
the last Stanford game.
556
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:46,854
Anything else?
557
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,277
There's no way I'm
letting you do this.
558
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:53,189
You know, Skip, Claire's right.
559
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,691
If Coach won't come forward,
560
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,003
then I'll tel the administration
561
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,691
about his conversation with me.
562
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,216
What good would that do?
563
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,461
If they fire him, I
lose my job anyway.
564
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,257
Besides, I'll be able
to spend more time
565
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,329
with Claire and Trey.
566
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:08,303
You're rationalizing
total bullshit.
567
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:10,796
It's a Kraft family trait.
568
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:14,109
He's my father, he needs me.
569
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:17,812
Skip, this could really
hurt your coaching career.
570
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,746
I don't care about
a coaching career.
571
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:20,911
But Dad does.
572
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,349
It's all he's got.
573
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:25,524
Your dad is on zero tolerance.
574
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,054
It's only a matter of
time before he gets fired.
575
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,650
Then what?
576
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:32,961
Then, somebody
else will hire him.
577
00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:35,294
He's a great guy.
578
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,360
Remember?
579
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,965
Now, I can't promise you
that if your son comes here,
580
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,643
he's going to start,
but I can promise you
581
00:21:43,668 --> 00:21:45,698
he'll leave a better man
then when he entered.
582
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,471
He'll work hard, graduate,
583
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:48,779
and learn to take responsibility
584
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:49,807
for his actions.
585
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:50,841
Thanks.
586
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,409
Coach, it was an
honor to meet you.
587
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,847
Good luck, son.
588
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:58,153
Well, that was,
uh, quite a speech.
589
00:21:58,216 --> 00:21:59,816
Yep.
590
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,145
So, Skip's doin' his part.
591
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,890
Yes, he is.
592
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:05,890
But I'm not.
593
00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:08,357
What the hell are
you talkin' about?
594
00:22:08,426 --> 00:22:10,596
I think you should find
yourself another agent.
595
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,532
Aw, c'mon, I'm
doin' Skip a favor.
596
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,708
Let him sit out in the world
for a year, see what it's like.
597
00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,604
Yeah, maybe he'll
come back a better man.
598
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,910
One who takes
responsibility for his actions.
599
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:24,913
This program is more
important than one individual,
600
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:26,376
including my son.
601
00:22:26,444 --> 00:22:30,624
Does this program justify
everything that you do?
602
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,792
You are wasting my time.
603
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,292
With Skip gone,
who's gonna be there
604
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,993
to cover your ass next time?
605
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,055
Not me.
606
00:22:38,089 --> 00:22:40,789
You get the hell
out of my office now.
607
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,504
Move!
608
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:48,103
You were much more intimidating
when I thought you were right.
609
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:51,304
Now, you just seem like...
610
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:52,699
an asshole.
611
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,977
Who the fuck do you
think you're talking to?
612
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:02,575
Someone I used to admire.
613
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,014
TV announcer:
Stanford leads 103...
614
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,259
I wanna thank all of you
615
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,158
for coming to the grand
opening of Agbunyani Waves.
616
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,571
Agbayani!
617
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,471
Agbunyani Wa...
618
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:22,572
Agbayani Waves!
619
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:24,804
The Duke will lie
in state here forever,
620
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:27,310
Watching those
waves out on the ocean
621
00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:29,882
Along with his sacred ulu board.
622
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:32,111
Dude, he's bein'
buried with his board?
623
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,477
Yeah, that's righteous.
624
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:38,376
I should bury you with
these sacred ulu splinters.
625
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,590
And so, I think it's
only properly bitchin',
626
00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,092
we celebrate the Duke
627
00:23:42,153 --> 00:23:44,563
with a moment of silence.
628
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:48,290
(gunshots and screaming)
629
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,800
(man shouting)
630
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,602
TV announcer: It's over!
631
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:54,834
State upsets
number one Stanford.
632
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,640
Hey, tell me about Coach Kraft!
633
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,171
This guy's unbelievable!
634
00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:01,206
He's awesome, baby,
with a capital "A"!
635
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,143
Kirby: "The time has
come," the walrus said.
636
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,778
"To talk of many things.
637
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:07,013
"Of shoes and ships
and ceiling wax,
638
00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:08,948
"Of cabbages and kings.
639
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,784
"And why the sea is boiling hot
640
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:13,219
And whether pigs have wings."
641
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,615
My name is Kirby Carlisle.
642
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,557
I represent athletes.
643
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,592
This was my story.
644
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,800
Ha-ha!
645
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:31,644
The Duke's magic ulu board.
646
00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:34,343
This is where I get... Oooh!
647
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,308
(hyperventilating)
648
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:42,675
(surf music playing)
649
00:24:42,725 --> 00:24:47,275
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