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(dramatic music plays)
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of
becoming a champion,
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remains a fantasy.
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(shouting)
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Arliss: But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them.
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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- ♪ ♪
- (splashes)
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never ♪
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♪ Wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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Man on P.A.: Six minutes
to post time. Six minutes.
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Arliss: So, Oda's
balking at paying you
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the 2.5 million to
ride Wonder Boy,
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but I hold the trump card.
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In our rotisserie league,
Oda needs stolen bases,
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so I say, "Oda, give us a 2.5,
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and I'll throw in
Robbie Alomar."
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He says, "Deal."
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Arliss, you constantly amaze me.
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Why? You just won the Preakness,
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you're Asian.
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Asian-American.
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Asian!
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And I knew one of those
Far East companies would pay
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and pay and pay.
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Don't worry. I'm gonna ride
Wonder Boy all the way to the bank.
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And, Arliss, having
you for an agent
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is better than life insurance.
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Tommy, you're in
good hands with Arliss.
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(hissing)
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(muffled shouting)
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No, no, no!
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Turn it off, turn it off!
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Tommy, you okay?
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Tommy, can you hear me?
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Tommy, can you hear me?
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(muffled groan)
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Tommy? Tommy?
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(playing "Taps")
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Man: He beats
nicotine, alcohol, drugs,
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and an air bag gets him.
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How does that happen?
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It was an accident.
I swear it was.
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- What?
- Nothing, nothing, never mind.
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I lost a good friend.
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You? I lost an
entire department.
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An agent can only represent
one jockey, you know.
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We should talk.
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Yeah? How many
races you win this year?
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None yet.
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This isn't the time.
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♪ ♪
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- Rebecca...
- Roberta.
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I meant Roberta.
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I can't tell you how
sorry I am about this.
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Thank you, Arliss,
this is such a shock.
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Priest: I shall now
read from Psalm 23.
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"The Lord is my
shepherd, I shall not want..."
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I'm glad Tommy
made you his executer.
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Executor, executor.
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(sobbing)
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Tommy's will clearly states
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that he leaves
everything to his wife,
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so I foresee no delays in
getting the estate settled.
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Good, I'll stop by tomorrow.
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You can walk me
through my inheritance.
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"dwell in the house
of the Lord forever."
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Amen.
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There is one deal, however,
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still on the table we
need to talk about.
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(sobbing)
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Good, good, around
11:00 tomorrow.
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Arliss: I've learned that professional
relationships can be fickle.
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Some last forever,
some are over in a flash.
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(camera clicks)
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How old does he need to be?
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17. What country?
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17.
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Dominican.
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Okay, let's see,
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Denmark, Dubai, Deutschland.
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Dominican Republic. Here we go.
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- How's Bill doing?
- Oh, he's fine.
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He's up for parole this week.
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- Oh good, send him my love.
- I will.
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I gotta run. Can you
drop it by the office?
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Sure. You sure you
don't need anything else?
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Credit card, driver's license?
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No, no, a birth certificate
will be fine for eligibility.
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- Alrighty.
- Okay.
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Wait, hold on. You forgot
your smog certificate.
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Thank you.
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Arliss: I forge relationships
whenever I can.
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The mettle of a man
is how he treats others.
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Look past the obvious.
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- Do not judge, lest ye be judged.
- 'Sup, dawg?
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Hey, hey, hey, get
away from the car!
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C'mon, man, help me out.
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I just had this washed!
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Will you back off, you bum?
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♪ ♪
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Dennis!
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Hey, Dennis!
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Wait a minute, Dennis!
Wait up, Dennis!
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Wait, wait!
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Get out of the way!
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- Kiss my ass!
- Shit!
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Announcer on TV: Tommy Takega's
in the winner's circle once again.
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What have you got to say, Tommy?
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What a ride!
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I just got on board,
he did the rest.
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Alrigh...!
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Tommy Takega
winning the Preakness...
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a moment embedded
in every Asian's memory.
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That's just it, a memory.
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It would have been such
a coup for the company
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to have Tommy ride
Wonder Boy, and now...
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And now he can
still ride Wonder Boy.
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Arliss, if you think this is gonna
get back Robbie Alomar, forget it.
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He stole two bases
for me last night.
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No, I'm serious. I just gotta get
Mrs. Takega to sign off on the deal.
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How is a dead man going to
be able to ride Wonder Boy?
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Oh c'mon, John Wayne's dead,
and I saw him selling beer last night.
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If I go back to the
company and tell them
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I'm going through with
the Wonder Boy deal,
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I'm gonna lose face.
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Trust me, it'll work.
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Besides, you could
stand to lose a little face.
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(laughs) Two stolen bases, huh?
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How many did you get?
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Here you go.
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Sally, you are an artiste.
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I'm also overdrawn.
I need payment.
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Thank you.
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Alright, anytime, adios.
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I'm in last place in saves.
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Would you be interested
in trading for Rocker?
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Never mind. Look,
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call me when you get
the widow's release.
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Will do. Will do.
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Arliss, I just saw Dennis
Colby on the street.
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Dennis Colby,
Dennis Colby. Denn...
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College coach Dennis Colby?
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Yeah, he was holding one of
those "will work for food" signs.
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- He looked homeless.
- Dennis Colby was a graduate assistant coach,
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Key word: graduate. That means
a degree, he's not on the streets.
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Kirby: Arliss, it was him.
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No, no, it was probably
somebody who looked like him.
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People tell me all the
time I look like David Keith.
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How'd it go with Sally?
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Could you tell that this is a
forged Dominican birth certificate?
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I couldn't tell if it was a real
Dominican birth certificate.
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Arliss, I'm sure it was Dennis.
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Look, Rita, I need you to
start handling Tommy's affairs.
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When Mrs. Takega gets
here, I want her to know
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that I'm taking good
care of the estate.
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Mrs. Takega is
here, in your office.
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Now? She's early.
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I can't believe you're actually
trying to close a deal on a dead guy.
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Why not? This might
be his last commission.
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Kirby: Arliss.
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Sorry, please, I'm grieving.
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♪ ♪
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Roberta, I'm so glad...
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Mr. Michaels?
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Debbie Takega.
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Debbie Takega.
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And you're Tommy's...
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(sobbing) My Tommy.
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They took my Tommy.
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I'm so sorry.
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You're Tommy's...?
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I always feared he'd be
killed under galloping hooves.
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But, no, a bag of air.
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A simple bag of air.
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It was an accident.
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Mr. Michaels, where are his
ashes? He was cremated, right?
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He got stuck in a
dumbwaiter once
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and had a mortal
fear of small boxes.
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The ashes? Yes, I have them.
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They're at the cemetery.
I can get them for you.
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How long did you
say you were married?
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Five years.
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(sobbing)
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(mouths)
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I understand that you're
the executer of the will.
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Executor, executor.
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Tommy told me he was
leaving me everything.
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Is that correct?
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Well, he... he left
everything to his wife, yes.
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There is one deal still
on the table, however...
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(clears throat)
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Why am I canceling?
Because he's dead.
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Hello, I'm here to
see Arliss Michaels.
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Yes, one moment please.
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I faxed you the
death certificate.
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How much more proof do you want?
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Arliss, the Wonder
Boy deal is fine by me.
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- That's great.
- You have my blessing.
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- Arliss: Fine.
- Hello, Arliss.
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♪ ♪
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Roberta!
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Would you excuse me one second?
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Would you mind please
waiting in my office,
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while I show Mrs. Tak...
(mumbles) out the door?
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Oh, one second,
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I need Mrs. Takega to sign
these forms to close the account.
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We can hold off
on this right now.
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Wonderful.
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Excuse me, what are you doing?
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This isn't important
to take care of.
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I'm taking care of my
husband's estate, thank you.
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Ms. Wu asked for Mrs. Takega.
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- That's right.
- This is a time of mourning, not a time for business.
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Mrs. Tommy Takega.
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I'm Mrs. Tommy Takega.
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No, you're not, I am.
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Arliss, what the
fuck is going on?
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Um... well, it seems we have
an unusual situation here.
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Oh, my god.
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Nothing that can't
be settled, however.
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Apparently Tommy was
a very generous man.
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It seems he had a
lot of love to give.
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You mean her?
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Oh, my god.
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I'll see you in court!
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No, I'll see you in court.
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- (scoffs)
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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When I think of all the
blow jobs I gave him.
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And he would never
think of giving back.
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His idea of 69 was six.
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- Hey, what about the Wonder Boy deal?
- Mr. Michaels,
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- I don't know if this is a good time right now...
- It's not!
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Mrs. Takega! Mrs. Takega!
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Ah! Jockeys!
254
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A bunch of
oversexed little creeps!
255
00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,480
Man: Catch you later.
256
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,919
See ya, bud. Yeah.
257
00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,858
(chattering)
258
00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,928
Hey, how you doing?
259
00:10:30,996 --> 00:10:33,626
Hey, it's the asshole
who tried to run me over.
260
00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,469
I'm really sorry.
261
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,544
Dennis! Z-out, right!
262
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,238
Thumbs together, elbows out.
263
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,477
You always were
a prick about that.
264
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,947
What are you
doing here, Carlisle?
265
00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,906
I just, you know, thought
I'd come by to hang,
266
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,581
maybe talk about old times.
267
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:55,347
Do I look like I want
to talk about old times?
268
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,919
I just thought...
269
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,660
That was always
your trouble, thinking.
270
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,727
Leave me alone,
forget you ever saw me.
271
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,056
- Dennis!
- Take off.
272
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,799
What do you mean, the
miles aren't transferable?
273
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,499
Woman on phone:
I'm sorry, ma'am.
274
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:14,940
Our policy is the mileage can only
be used by the name on the account.
275
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:18,107
But he's got over a
million miles in his account.
276
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,417
Are you going to tell me that no
one is gonna be able to use them?
277
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,776
Woman: Sorry, ma'am, the miles
can only be used by Tommy Takega.
278
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,989
That's ridiculous,
that's unfair. That's...
279
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,623
all.
280
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,617
Thank you for your time.
281
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,189
A martini is what?
282
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,958
One part gin and
six parts gin, right?
283
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,826
Arliss, can we talk business?
284
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,365
Of course, I've had
nothing on my mind
285
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,026
but Keith Van Horn all day.
286
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,708
Are you sure it's okay
to cross the picket line
287
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,073
- and do that Nike commercial?
- Wait a minute,
288
00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,705
You went to school at
Brigham Young, right?
289
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,037
- Utah.
- Same thing.
290
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,715
How do they deal with
having more than one wife?
291
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,740
Arliss, I'm not Mormon.
292
00:11:48,807 --> 00:11:50,607
Well, something must
have rubbed off on you.
293
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:52,996
I mean, do you know the name
of a good polygamist attorney?
294
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,545
Arliss, I'm not Mormon.
295
00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:56,083
Of course not.
296
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,518
I mean, you can be just as
miserable with one wife, right?
297
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,818
No, no, no, don't
cook over this can
298
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,290
until the paint burns off.
299
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,629
Oh! Still coaching, huh?
300
00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:12,256
Why are you here?
301
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:15,231
I just had an extra tent, I
thought you might want it.
302
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,241
No... thanks.
303
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,439
Okay, fine.
304
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,138
You know, it's a free country.
305
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:28,150
I think I'll just set up
my little camp right here.
306
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:37,457
(poles clatter)
307
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:40,163
I can't believe you took
us to the Rose Bowl.
308
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,526
Yup.
309
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,904
I also don't believe you
celebrated the victory
310
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,703
by getting a mohawk,
passed out in the hotel lobby,
311
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,803
and missed the team plane.
312
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:52,808
Oh, yeah, forgot about that.
313
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,442
So, you see any of the guys?
314
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,145
Dennis: Nah.
315
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,412
I don't invite them over much.
316
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,221
They bring their kids,
317
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,323
the little rugrats end
up trashing my furniture.
318
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,130
Dennis... what happened?
319
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:17,733
I think it's a Hemingway book where
someone asks a guy how he went broke.
320
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:22,126
The guy says, "Slowly
at first, then very fast."
321
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,835
I heard about the... incident.
322
00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:27,974
Incident, shit.
323
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,440
Somebody blew the whistle and
they made an example out of me.
324
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,910
The players got
a slap on the wrist.
325
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,475
I got fired, blackballed,
pretty much screwed.
326
00:13:35,547 --> 00:13:38,117
Fuck. Weren't you married?
327
00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:41,423
Stayed married, for a while.
328
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,017
Took a job in my
father-in-law's lumber mill.
329
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,959
You want to test a marriage?
Work for your wife's father.
330
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,126
Dennis, I can help.
331
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,056
Don't.
332
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:54,925
I'm okay.
333
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,039
Oda, don't give
up on this deal yet.
334
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,454
I'm telling you,
this is me talking,
335
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:01,882
Arliss Michaels, the
working man's friend.
336
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,837
Arliss, it was a crazy idea.
337
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,809
It's complete misigas.
338
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,378
No, no, no, no, we're putting
somebody else on Wonder Boy.
339
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,347
Look, look, I just
need a little more time.
340
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,676
For what?
341
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,290
Your client is dead
and so is the deal.
342
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,222
Now, what do you
want for Pokey Reese?
343
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,658
Look, Oda, don't...
344
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,485
I'll call you back.
345
00:14:21,593 --> 00:14:23,263
Mrs. Takega.
346
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,899
Hope it's okey-dokey
to visit so late.
347
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:29,274
It's just, I need
someone to talk to.
348
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,435
Whatever I can
do to help, please.
349
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:36,784
When I heard about Tommy,
I was on a Smithsonian tour.
350
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:40,612
Take everything you've
ever heard about sphinxes
351
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,819
and multiply it by 40.
352
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,581
That's how grand they are.
353
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:49,321
Mute, mysterious...
354
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,986
erotic.
355
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,727
Erotic?
356
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,832
As executor,
357
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,764
your word is gonna have
a lot of weight in the court.
358
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,602
So I thought that we...
359
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:06,338
you and I, could
work something out.
360
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,665
Well, the Wonder Boy
deal is still pending.
361
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:14,581
Ah. You seem like the
wonder boy to me, Mr. Michaels.
362
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:18,676
Well, you know, normally I
commission between 10 and 15 percent.
363
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,551
You deserve 20, big ones.
364
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,810
20? That's really great.
365
00:15:22,806 --> 00:15:23,986
(chuckles)
366
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,829
By the by, did you
procure the ashes?
367
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,298
The ashes?
368
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:35,696
Yeah, yeah, I got 'em.
369
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,998
You go get them for me?
370
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,640
Oh, sure, I'll procure
them for you right now.
371
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,166
Just wait here.
372
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,982
Ashes, ashes, ashes, ashes.
373
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:54,446
Ashes, ashes, ashes. Shit.
374
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,522
Urn, urn.
375
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,060
Ashes need an urn.
376
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,802
Arliss, I need to see you.
377
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,410
Roberta, of course,
come on in. Come on in.
378
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,873
Quickly, quickly, quickly.
379
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,250
So I don't know if you knew...
380
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,482
perhaps you could
tell by my diction
381
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,979
that I'm an actress.
382
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,254
I'm not surprised.
383
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,989
Mr. Michaels...
384
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,424
do you think you could help me?
385
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,190
Of course I'll help you.
386
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,799
But concerning the
Wonder Boy deal,
387
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,702
do you think 25 percent
would be reasonable?
388
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,865
For a man as dedicated
as you, Mr. Michaels,
389
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,395
I'd be willing to
offer 30 percent.
390
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,611
Mmm.
391
00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:49,239
With a bonus.
392
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,345
30 percent, that's very
generous of you, oh! Oh!
393
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,712
Is that my phone? Would you
excuse me? I'll be right back.
394
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,988
(mutters) Oh, Jesus Christ.
395
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,494
30 percent.
396
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,593
(blows)
397
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,725
Here's... Tommy!
398
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,532
I knew I could count on you.
399
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,871
I can count on you, can't I?
400
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,136
Of course you can.
401
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,341
But... I just realized
402
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:28,109
there were some other expenses
in the Wonder Boy account
403
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,480
that I hadn't counted on.
404
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,948
Would you mind terribly if my
commission was 35 percent?
405
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:34,787
Ooh, the price is rising.
406
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,693
Is there anything
else rising as well?
407
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,526
Ooh, you make a good point.
408
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:43,001
I'll go check the
thermostat. Be right back.
409
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:51,102
Arliss, I hope we don't
have any further interruptions.
410
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,069
I'm anxious to
consummate our deal.
411
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,838
Could we consummate to
the tune of maybe 40 percent?
412
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,938
Sure, get out your pen and sign.
413
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,850
Ooh, hold that thought.
414
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,822
Arliss, I believe in mixing
business with pleasure.
415
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,982
Think of me as
your pleas-du-jour.
416
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,191
Oh, I do. Do you think
of me at 45 percent?
417
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,323
You whore!
418
00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:11,455
Who you talking to?
419
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,457
Both of you!
420
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:14,234
Who are you calling "whore"?
421
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,433
- Slut!
- Bitch!
422
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,834
Ladies, ladies, would Tommy
have wanted it this way?
423
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,696
I'll see you in court.
424
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,395
We don't have to go to court!
425
00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,396
There's plenty enough to
go around for everybody.
426
00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:25,668
C'mon, ladies, can't
we work this out?
427
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:28,307
Fuck you!
428
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:33,153
Oh, I bet Morocco is
lovely this time of year.
429
00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:35,711
How many miles would I
need for a first-class ticket?
430
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,781
(chuckles) Go for it.
431
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:39,989
Now with two nights at the Ritz,
432
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:43,792
would I have enough miles
left over for a stopover in...
433
00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:44,915
Crete?
434
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:45,994
(clears throat)
435
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,528
Can I help you?
436
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,833
It's funny you should say that.
437
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,525
'Cause I've been thinking
a lot about helping,
438
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,768
and it's like that expression,
you know? "Can I help you?"
439
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,774
We say that all the time,
but do we really mean it?
440
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,667
Yes.
441
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:03,639
Yes, I've always wanted
to go to the Greek isles.
442
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,609
Remaining balance?
443
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,477
34 miles.
444
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,546
Th... that's okay,
just let them accrue.
445
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,315
- Thank you. (sighs)
- (phone clicks)
446
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,783
Going on a trip, huh?
447
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:15,251
A whirlwind tour, six stops.
448
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,590
I'm gonna use up all
my saved vacation days.
449
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,056
The longest trip some
people get to take
450
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,525
is from one end
of LA to the other.
451
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:25,363
Kirby, I've got to take care of
all this estate business before...
452
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,030
Oh, jeez, 5:00.
453
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,997
He was my coach, Rita.
454
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,168
You know, I really feel
like I should do something.
455
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,907
I was gonna talk to Arliss
to see if he could help.
456
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,383
Arliss isn't here.
457
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,641
Shit!
458
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,409
I've gotta go. Good luck.
459
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,878
Do you know where Arliss is?
460
00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:45,448
Oy. Tommy,
461
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,187
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
462
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,393
You never gave me this much
trouble when you were alive.
463
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,326
You were one of the good ones.
464
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,902
You were an ideal client.
I'm sorry I killed you.
465
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,812
But it was an accident.
You know it was an accident.
466
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,400
- You were there.
- (phone ringing)
467
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,425
Hold on, don't go
anywhere. (sighs)
468
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,771
- (beeps)
- Arliss Michaels.
469
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,195
Arliss, listen, it
was Dennis I saw,
470
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,841
and he's really
down on his luck.
471
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,036
We've gotta help him.
472
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,182
Yeah, sure.
473
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:11,682
And before you say no...
474
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,611
- We can?
- Yeah, we only go around this way once.
475
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,181
Let's help him.
476
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,949
Th... thanks, Arliss.
477
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,247
Thanks a lot.
478
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,163
- (beeps)
- (sighs)
479
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:25,321
Jesus, where was I?
480
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,460
I'm sorry I killed you, and...
481
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,266
oh, I know, how the hell'd
you handle this thing?
482
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,264
I mean, that was
quite a stable you kept.
483
00:20:31,329 --> 00:20:33,629
I mean, what do I do? I
wish you were here now.
484
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,129
I feel the same way.
485
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:37,835
You don't quit.
486
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,473
You know, you're the only one
who comes to see Tommy here.
487
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,010
It's no surprise.
488
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,875
He spoke about you all the time.
489
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,243
I appreciate the kind words.
490
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,481
But, frankly, if this is
about representation...
491
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,247
No, it's not.
492
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,815
Well... maybe it is...
493
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:55,823
in a way.
494
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,161
Ladies, meet Luis Sanchez,
495
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:04,727
the inheritor of Tommy's
Takega's estate.
496
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,716
What?
497
00:21:06,716 --> 00:21:08,626
My husband had a husband?
498
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,800
That's right.
499
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:12,468
And your husband's
husband is the sole beneficiary
500
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:15,407
of Tommy's last last
will and testament.
501
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,644
I don't believe it.
502
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,838
It's disgusting!
503
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,249
It's on file in Vermont.
504
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:23,012
Tommy wasn't a fag. No offense.
505
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,751
I'm sorry, he loved both of you.
506
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,647
But on a physical plane...
507
00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:29,649
the passion just wasn't there.
508
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,361
Oh, spare me.
509
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:32,893
So we're gettin' nothin'?
510
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,488
No, no, no, not
at all, not at all.
511
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,729
Luis, being a sensitive
and generous spouse,
512
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,095
has decided to offer
you other spouses
513
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,504
the payout from Tommy's
life insurance policy.
514
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,966
Which is worth?
515
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:45,474
A lot more than the "Enquirer"
will pay for opening your mouth.
516
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,337
I'm not taking this lying down.
517
00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:49,205
Me neither. We're gonna fight.
518
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,214
Oh, contest this and you
might wind up with nothing.
519
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:53,547
I mean, come on.
520
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,052
Do you really want it coming out
521
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,283
that Tommy was a
bigamist... trigamist
522
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,649
who rode side saddle?
523
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,985
How's it gonna make you look?
524
00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:04,323
Ladies, come on,
this is a win-win.
525
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:05,389
What do you say?
526
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,403
Luis, when you and Tommy
used to, you know, fool around,
527
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,573
did he do the nine?
528
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:16,967
Ugh!
529
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,315
Woman on P.A.:
Mr. Roger Bentz...
530
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:21,740
Morocco, Crete, Paris, Milan?
531
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,307
You're going on quite a trip.
532
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,036
I'll need to see a photo ID.
533
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,781
♪ ♪
534
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,651
Thank you, Ms. Takega.
535
00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:36,819
Mrs. Takega.
536
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,318
♪ ♪
537
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,791
Alright!
538
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,459
What a ride!
539
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,757
I just got on board,
and he did the rest.
540
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,171
Announcer: Wonder Boy...
541
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,332
Natsuhama's latest
542
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,370
all-purpose lawn
maintenance vehicle.
543
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:51,565
Yeah! All right!
544
00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,606
Announcer: This
commercial was shot in India.
545
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,842
Mmm. Tommy looks good.
546
00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:59,007
Arliss, only you could raise
the dead to cut the grass.
547
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:02,277
Now, my friend, what do
you want for Albert Belle?
548
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:05,877
I hear India is the second
leading producer of motion pictures.
549
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:09,391
India? They'll need
blondes. I'm a natural blonde.
550
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:11,164
We all are, honey.
551
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,863
Arliss, thank you for
taking me on as a client.
552
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:18,326
Luis, I think this is the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.
553
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:21,066
(chuckles) Mmm.
554
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,604
Arliss: My name
is Arliss Michaels.
555
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,709
I represent athletes.
556
00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:28,811
These are my stories.
557
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:31,444
♪ ...through the night ♪
558
00:23:31,509 --> 00:23:35,509
♪ We must avenge the innocent ♪
559
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:39,150
♪ So their souls
can sleep tonight ♪
560
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,587
♪ And ever more ♪
561
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,516
♪ Please say a prayer ♪
562
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,761
♪ For my Ma and Pa ♪
563
00:24:21,826 --> 00:24:23,186
♪ 'Cause you know I won't ♪
564
00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:25,431
♪ See them again ♪
565
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,997
♪ Lord, give me strength ♪
566
00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:30,066
♪ To erase my foe ♪
567
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,335
♪ So that we may ♪
568
00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,103
♪ All live free again ♪
569
00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:34,611
♪ And again, and again ♪
570
00:24:34,661 --> 00:24:39,211
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