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Okay, Sammy,
let's try this again.
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Aaaah.
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Uh, uh...
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Eeuh, uh, uh...
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Ash-- aah...asshole.
[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]Oh, this is very productive.
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Monty, you know
as well as I do
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that kids say
the darndest things.
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It's been scientifically
proven.
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Are you Apollo Gauntlet?
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Yeah?
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I have a message from
the Bellenus family...
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Whoa, man! Ever heard the term
"don't punch the messenger"?
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Come on, I've seen, like,
a million mob movies --
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dude comes up to you, says,
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"I got a message
from Mr. Moretti."
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Boom!
Shoots ya in the face.
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I know it's either that
or, "Mr. Moretti says hello!"
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Boom!
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Shoots you in the face.
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"Mr. Gauntlet --
you are formally invited
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to attend the annual
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Dinner of Diplomats
at Castle Bellenus."
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[ Laughter ]Ooh-hoo-hoo!
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Oh, and there's
a private letter
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from Daphne in here as well!
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Give me that!
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Apollo, I've heard rumors
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that one of
the attending diplomats
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may be planning to
assassinate the King.
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I'd feel much safer
if you were there.
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Yours, Daphne.
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P.S., be inconspicuous!
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All right, well,
I got a mission now,
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so catch you dudes later.
Bye!
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Aw, what about us,
matey?
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I could get a guard uniform
and go in undercover!
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I could be your plus one.
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Uh, you know,
that might not be...
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And I can be your eyes
on the inside!
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And Puff...
Puff can be your...
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-Eww.
-All right, all right!
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You guys can be involved
in the mission, but, uh...
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Just keep in mind
the key word is "subtlety."
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Heeeeeeeeeey guyyyyyyyys.
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♪♪
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♪ Here comes Apollo Gauntlet
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Yeah, I'm here, uh, for
the diplomatical event-ening
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that's happening here
tonight?
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Oh, Christ, I think
I stepped in troll shit.
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And this...and this is,
uh, my First Lady.
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[ Whispering ] L-Let's hope
she's not my last.
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[ Laughs ]
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Okay, thank you, sir.
Just make sure your carriage
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is parked in
the designated are--
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Aah!
[ Gasping ]
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What are you doing?
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We were in.
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I need to borrow
his guard outfit.
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Just cutting off the oxygen
to his brain for a bit.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, we know that that's never
had an adverse effect on anyone.
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[ Feedback ]Monty: Can you guys hear me?
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Ohh!
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We're still setting up
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the recon vehicle.
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Just wanted to make sure
we'd be able to communicate
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once you're inside the castle.
Over.
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Okay, uh...cool.
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Thanks, Monty.
I have to go now.
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I'm currently watching
Superknife murder someone.
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And...
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down like a newborn.
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If he's dead, I will testify
against you at the trial.
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[ Crowd murmuring ]
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[ Dishes, silverware clinking ]
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Miss? Wine?
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You bet I do!
Fill 'er up!
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Madam, this bottle of wine
is over 500 years old.
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Mm. [ Gulps ]
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Tastes okay to me.
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-Ugh...
-Hey, we're here
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to stop an assassination,
not guzzle expensive booze!
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What are you so
pent up about?!
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[ Trumpet plays off-key ]And now I present
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the much venerated hosts
of the party --
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King and Queen Bellenus,
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accompanied by Prince Orenthal
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and his lovely betrothed,
Daphne!
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I just don't want you
to embarrass me.
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I'm well aware of
your fixation with Daphne.
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But guess what -- you're just
a bumpkin like me
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and these blue-bloods will
smell it by a country mile.
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Well, thanks for
the "Hannibal lecture"
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about what a hayseed I am.
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But I happen to think that
Daphne is quite fond of me.
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Oh, hi!
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In your dreams, Podunk.
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[ Chomps ]
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Look at that.
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The Queen of Freedonia?
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That dress is scandalous,
I tell you.
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Flaunting her...
l-luscious...
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youthful...figure.
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It's a disgrace.
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[ Barks, growls ]
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That's just on
the screen, dummy.
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You talk a big game,
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but you wouldn't even know
what to do
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if you got your paws
on that.
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[ Whines ]
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So, uh, what nation are
you representing, exactly?
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I'm Queen of Freedonia.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, puppy!
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[ Barking ]
Ooh!
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[ Barking ][ Snaps fingers ]
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What exactly is it that you do
in this kingdom, Mr. Gauntlet?
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Me? Well, no offense
to your police force,
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but I feel there's room for,
uh, you know,
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o-o-outside h-heroic parties
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to keep an eye on...
on the crimes?
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I hate to disagree,
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but I do believe we have
our borders covered,
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on allfronts.
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So, you seem to be
going over pretty well.
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Yeah, funny. Hilarious.
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No, no, I -- no,
I really think, uh, you know,
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the king seemed impressed,
uh, by your, uh,
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[ Chuckling ] your story
that you just told.Shut -- shut up. Shut up.
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Will you shut
the [bleep] up, please?
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[ Slurring ]
Okay, I'm goin' in.
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In where?The bag?
You can barely walk.
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Shh, hey, shh, shut up.
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[ Whispering loudly ]
Listen -- it's all an act.
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If I come across
as extremely intoxicated,
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nobody will suspect
I'm actually casing the joint
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for suspicious activity.
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-[ Groans ]
-Urgh, there she goes.
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-Ow!
-Hey!
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Yeah, this is great.
This is great.
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Hey, Superknife!
Wazzup, dude?
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-Hey.
-Hmm?
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Are you new here?
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No, I'm often here.
All the time, in fact.
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Yeah, guarding things
and making sure things
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are properly...guarded.
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You have a spare moment?
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[ Sultry ] I have a lock
I can't open.
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And where's it located,
miss?
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I'll show you
once we get there.
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You can probably handle it.
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If he leaves with her,
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this is an act of gross,
gross misconduct.
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[ Chuckling ]
Okay...where's this lock?
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And there it is!
At 19:00 hours,
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Superknife abandoned his post
due to suspicious innuendo.
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[ Folk music plays ]
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[ Whispers ]
Apollo, come with me.
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Oh, yeah!
This is...great.
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So, have you noticed
any unusual activity?
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No? Come on, do you --
do you really think
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there's
an assassination plot?
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What are you implying?
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Oh, I dunno, uh,
it did occur to me
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that this might all
just be a ploy
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so that you could
see me again.
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[ Chuckling ] Oh, okay.
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So, I purposefully invented
a scenario of political intrigue
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to attract you here, but,
in actuality,
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my true intent was to
"see you again"?
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Well, O-Occam's Razor
dictates that, uh...yeah.
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Maybe you're not the hero
I thought you were.
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Then if I am not, uh,
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perhaps we have reached
an impasse on this eve,
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milady,
and I bid you adieu.
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Ow!
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[ All gasp ]Oh, no!
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It's gonna go,
it's gonna go!
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Oh, no, oh, no, it's going.
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Oh, no, it's gonna go.
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Whew! That was a close one.
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[ All gasp ]
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It was going to...melt...
anyway, so...
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[ Grunts ] Ow!
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Urgh! Ow!
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Ohh, whoa.
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What's this?
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An invisibility cloak?
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Now let's see what's
going on in the kitchen.
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[ Twinkle! ]
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Urgh! Ow!
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[ Grumbles ]
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Ohh.
Hello, sweeties.
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[ Chuckles, munching ]
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Death to the ruling class,
my brothers and sisters.
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-And in mere moments...
-Huh?
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...you will deliver it
to them
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on a silver platter.
[ Laughs ]
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Yup-yah! Yup-yah!Yup-yah! Yup-yah!
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Apollo! Emergency!
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[ Feedback ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Okay, we're in
a pickle now.
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I've lost communication
with Apollo,
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so one of you needs to tell him
the cake is poisoned!
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-Pronto, people!
-[ Gasps ]
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Hey, come back here!
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Rubis:
Ow, urgh, ow, oh!
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Ahh!
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[ Rubis panting ]
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[ Slurring ]
The cake is poisoned.
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The lake is f-frozen?
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The cake is poisoned!
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The steak...is...overdone?
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The cake is poisoned!
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The...drapes are chosen.
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[ Yelling ] Aw, crikey,
the cake is poisoned!
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Huh?![ All gasp ]
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It's time to clear the table!
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[ All gasp ]
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And this one, too!
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[ All gasp ]
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Now the question is --
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who poisoned the cake?
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[ Approaching footsteps ]
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This is not a cake-off,
this is not a bake-off --
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no, this is a full-on brawl!
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The secret ingredient tonight
is violence.
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Ooh, right in the entrees!
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[ Groans ]
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Applause ]
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Oh, shut up,
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I don't need your applause,
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you boring, inbred elitists.
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You sicken me.
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But you know what?
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Even with this experience today,
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I will continue my efforts
to protect you.
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Why?
Because I'm stupid like that.
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Because I am attempting
in my own small way
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to maintain sanity
amidst all this madness.
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Thanks, Apollo.
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ]
Guards, eject him!
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[ Record scratch ]
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[ As Daniel Plainview ]
I am the Third Revelation!
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♪♪
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Congratulations, everyone.
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Mission accomplished.
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Ah, the best part, I say,
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is we're really making
headway as a team.
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Yes! And it can feel like
a Boys' Club with you guys
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at times, but you finally let
me pull my weight on this one.
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[ Barks ]
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Yeah, yeah, yes,
it was amazing.
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Not since Seal Team Six
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has an operation been
pulled off so smoothly.
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I got to say it --
I'm proud of you, Apollo.
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Yeah?
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Takes a lot of balls
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to wear that outfit
in public.
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[ Laughter ]
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And with no apparent
hint of embarrassment.
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Yeah, it's pretty lame, bro.
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That's it. I'm taking
your allowance away.
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[ Boing! ]
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♪♪
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