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[ Idyllic music playing ]
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[ Jackhammering ]
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[ Chittering ]
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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[ Blink! Blink! ]
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[ People clamoring ]
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Uh, what?
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What is this?
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[ All gasp ]
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What's going on?
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It's called
an eclipse.
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Yeah, thanks,
Neil DeGrasse Gauntlet.
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I can see that.
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Oh, it is much more
than that.
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Corporal Vile has caused
this eclipse,
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fully aware that
its unnatural light
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will drive the citizens of
Kingdom Bellenus insane,
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initiating the
Three Days of Darkness
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as prophesied in
the Oracles of Doom.
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You know,
you always talk about
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how bad
the Oracles of Doom are,
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but, come on, "Crystal Skull"
was so much worse.
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All joking aside,
you must stop him, Apollo.
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Well, he -- he's a pretty tall
drink of evil, Ozborne.
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I'll -- I'll see what I can do,
but Corporal Vile?
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Apollo and Gauntlet:
* He's the very model of a modern vile corporal *
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* Here comes Apollo Gauntlet
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Ah, yes, my plan
is working beautifully.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Bring out Benign.
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They'll figure it out.
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They'll see how important
I am -- those idiots.
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Oh, hello.
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Yes, no need to shove.
I'm coming in.
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Good morning,
everyone.
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You're, uh --
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You're standing at
my station, actually.
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"Your station."
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Aren't you just
a slave here?
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Well, I, uh --
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Despite the explodable
neck ring,
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I'm still senior science adviser
here as far as I --
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[ Grunts, mug shatters ]
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Dr. Kallow has
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adjusted the moon
into permanent eclipse
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using the subterranean
lodestones.
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I...could have
helped with that.
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Shut up, fool!
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Find Apollo and convince him
to bring his gauntlets to me.
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He doesn't seem affected
by the eclipse.
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Perhaps your earth biology
is immune as well.
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Oh, it's -- Apollo and I
aren't exactly friends.
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I mean, I transported him
to this world, and, uh...
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[chuckling] tried to kill him
a few times.
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Just get them!
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He has no idea
how powerful they are,
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but in my hands,
I could rule this world.
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[ People screaming ]
[ Grunts ]
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Holy [bleep]
Ozborne was right.
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T-This eclipse
is driving everyone nuts.
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I wonder why.
I don't know.
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It's probably positive ions
or some [bleep]
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Positive ions.
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[ Roaring ]
Uh-oh, it's a...
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rock monster!
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[ Valley girl voice ]
Oh, my God.
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This is turning out to be,
like, the worst day ever.
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**
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Uh, hello!
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Did you guys happen to notice
what's going on outside?
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We need to do something
about this.
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Like what?
It's anarchy.
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[ Chuckles ] I say we just
hunker down till it passes.
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This is all just
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a-a byproduct of the class
system anyway, man.
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Superknife, you don't even have
your hero suit on, dude!
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Come on, Apollo, relax
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and have an "End of the World"
drink with me!
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Is there a single
sane human being
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that will help me stop
Corporal Vile's eclipse?
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Apollo, we have
to stop this eclipse.
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On a good day, this guy's
a cross between
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Ed Gein
and Josef Mengele.
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And even he
wants to help me.
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This is a very sad day
for heroism.
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Very sad.
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, hello, Dr. Kallow.
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[ Grunting ]
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, what's that you say,
Corporal Vile?
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[ Grunting ]
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Yeah, I thought so.
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[ Grunting ]
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Ayo, Klitschko,
tell me something --
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You've transported me
to another world and...
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attempted to kill me
on numerous occasions.
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Explain quickly why
I shouldn't strangle you.
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Well, simply put --
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'cause we both want
to stop this eclipse.
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You want to save lives,
but I just want Corporal Vile
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and Dr. Kallow
to eat my shit.
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Disparate intents, granted,
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but with the same
fundamental goal.
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Can we call
a temporary truce?
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Sure.
Yeah, we got a truce. Fine.
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The lodestones
must be agitating
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the magnetic elements
in his body.
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Okay,
I think I have a plan.
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But first, you have to release
me from this neck ring.
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Sounds good.
Let's do it.
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Wait. You don't think it'll
still explode, do you?
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No. You know,
of course not.
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But what's the sense in
both of us dying if it does?
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Wait, wait, wait!
I changed my mind!
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[ Grunts ]
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Ahh.
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Mob Leader: Kill them!
Huh?
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No more kings!
No more kings!
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Kill them!
Daphne.
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Bash their brains out!
[ Giggling ]
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Uh, yeah, we'll
meet back here, okay?
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I'll see you later.
Bye.
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Yeah, no.
I-I think I'm in, honey.
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I -- I --
Yeah, I know.
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And I'm pretty sure
they're replacing
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that Benign dude anyway.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Alarm blares ]
No!
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What's happening?!
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Yeah, I know.
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C-Corporal Vile is the guy
to work for right now.
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Who, me?
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No, I'm not smoking. No.
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A-Anyway,
I-I-I better get back.
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Oh. Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
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I l-- I love you, too, hon.
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Oh.
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[ Chuckles ] Okay.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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No. No!
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[ Laughs ]
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Damn you, Benign!
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Family Bellenus,
effective immediately,
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you have been sentenced
to death by stoning.
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Yes.
Kill me.
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Kill me!
I deserve it!
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[ Laughter ]
Kill me!
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Everyone got
their stones?
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[ Cheering ]
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Okay, now,
hold on, everyone.
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I-I know you think this will
make you happy,
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but, uh, much like watching all
the "Matrix" movies in a row,
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it will ultimately
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leave you with a horrible
empty feeling inside.
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You may even question whether
you want to keep living.
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So, please, I ask you kindly
to reconsider.
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Aw, now you done doed it.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Dolphin chattering ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Chattering continues ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Laughs ]
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You're always around
when I need you, Apollo. [ Laughter ]
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Okay, well, just p--
I hope you're normal soon.
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Anyway, yes.
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[ Laughter continues ]
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Apollo.
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Where you headed, chief?
Uh, mind if I catch a lift?
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[ Giggles ]
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You must be [bleep] me.
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We can't hit the moon
with a catapult, yub-nub.
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Oh, yeah?
Look at those.
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It was designed for
long-range attacks.
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You fire it,
the basket detaches,
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and, boom,
the rockets activate.
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Or...maybe the eclipse
is affecting your judgment.
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Or maybe the eclipse
is affecting
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your judgment
of my judgment.
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Eh, screw it.
It's worth a shot.
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Only thing is,
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where the hell do we
find a rock big enough?
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How's about him?
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[ Roars ]
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Now I know
you buggin'.
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Come on. It'll be like
"Shadow of the Colossus."
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What? Nobody gets your dumb
pop-culture references, okay?
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God.
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Alley-oop!
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You ready for this?
For what?
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How do you feel about
big-game fishing, son?
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Oh, no.
Shiiiiiiit!
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[ Canadian accent ] Holy cow.
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I'm glad I put that
one-ton Dacron line on.
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This is gonna turn out to be
a real wall-hanger,
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like that white sturgeon
my cousin Rene caught --
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looked like a rolled-up
sleeping bag.
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Goddamn thing turned out
to be, like,
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200 years old or something.
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I was like, "Rene, that's some
fish's grandfather, dude!"
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This plan was
a mistake!
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[ Normal voice ]
Here he comes, but I gotcha!
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What?
I'm still alive.
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Huh? It's time to kill
two birds with one...trebuchet.
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Wait. What happened?
Bye.
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Beniiiiiign!
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[ Laughs ]
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Ahh.
It feels so good to be free.
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Oh.
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Yes, of course.
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Never trust a guy
with a tie clip.
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We didn't even make it
to the moon?
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Benign, you dumb [bleep]
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Well, it's all up
to you now, man.
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What?
[ Grunts ]
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What?
Something finally worked?
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Huh?
[ Screaming ]
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[ All sigh ]
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No. No!
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Damn you,
Apollo Gauntlet!
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I will destroy you.
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[ Laughter ]
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Huh?
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Apollo.
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[ Screaming in distance ]
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[ Body thuds ]
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Oh, no.
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Apollo!
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Um, everyone, please...
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let us all take a moment
and celebrate Apollo.
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He -- He sacrificed himself
for all of us.
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You know, when he knew
what he was doing,
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he was
an effective hero,
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which did happen
occasionally.
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He was actually kind of
handsome --
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not in any traditional sense,
of course,
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but from certain angles,
he just looked like a man.
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[ Howls ]
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He loved to tell jokes.
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And he didn't even care that
nobody else understood them.
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I mean, the average person
would be like,
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"Nobody's laughing at my jokes.
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Maybe I should stop
telling them."
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But he never did.
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Apollo: I can hear you,
you [bleep]
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**
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