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[upbeat music]
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* *
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- You picked
the wrong day too, huh?
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The faculty retreat
doesn't start till tomorrow.
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[laughter]
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- It went in your mouth?
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- In--in--right straight in.
Oh...
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- [chuckling]
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Mm.
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That is good.
- Oh.
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Wow.
- What do you say?
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One more?
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- Yeah, I...
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Jack.
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This thing between us,
I...
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I can't deny it anymore.
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- I, uh...
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I don't know what you mean.
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- I must have you.
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["My Heart Will Go On"
playing]
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- The Upper Peninsula winds
whipped against the windows
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and the fire roared
as the two men wondered,
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"Would this be the night
their forbidden passions
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became reality?"
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Durbin inhaled
Jack's hot Twizzler breath
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moaning quietly
as he inched closer
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to his supple lips.
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- Durbin wouldn't do that.
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His quiet reluctance
is part of his character.
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And the Twizzler
takes us out of it.
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- I'm experimenting.
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- What are you guys doing?
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- Nothing.
- We're shipping Mr. Griffin...
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- Nothing.
- And Principal Durbin.
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- So you write romance novel
stories about them,
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'cause that'd be funny?
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- It's about
pairing people in power.
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- It's essentially fan fiction,
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but we write them
about the teachers.
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- Can I play?
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- You can't just play.
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There's a lot
of world-building involved.
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Listen.
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[horse whinnying]
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Blackjack Griffin
couldn't remember
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the last time he'd had a bath,
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couldn't remember
what it felt like
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to have a naked body
pressed against his.
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That was all about to change.
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Or so he thought.
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[knocks]
- Whiskey.
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- There's only one rule
in the Old West,
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talk straight, shoot straight,
and walk crooked.
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- Thought you were dead.
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How many times
I gotta kill you?
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- Principal Durbin said.
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- Well, it doesn't seem like
he'd go by that there.
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- I don't know his first name.
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- I'm sorry I shot you,
J-Jerry.
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I felt bad for that prostitute.
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- I get it.
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I was actin' funny,
'cause my horse thievin' wife
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had gone
and got herself hanged,
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and I didn't have
no one to...touch.
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- I reckon everyone
needs the warmth
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of someone else's body
sometimes,
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or else...
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- Or else they die.
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Oh, Blackjack, don't.
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- Oh.
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Now you're shy?
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- Durbin found himself
taking refuge in his embrace,
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hiding in its comfort.
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- Okay, I get it.
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Let me try.
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Mr. Griffin knew
exactly what he was doing
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when he pulled
the brown cardigan
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out of the drawer.
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He was the kind of man who
hid what was broken in himself
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under three days of stubble
and a wrinkled shirt,
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like these things would
make his pain into a joke,
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make him into someone
who didn't feel pain at all.
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But Principal Durbin wore
his pain on the outside
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in a starched collar
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and a belt
that matched his shoes,
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the kind of pain that begs
to be looked at, caressed.
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They were the same in a way,
men like that.
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They reach a point
where there's nothing left
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to talk about.
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All you have is a heart
beating so loud and so fast
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you wonder
if everyone can hear it.
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And you wonder if
just maybe
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what's broken in him
might make a home
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for what's broken in you,
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wonder if the man
across from you
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is thinking about
pulling you down
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on the sturdy wooden desk
between you.
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* *
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- She's good.
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- All right, everybody,
shush it.
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I got tricked last night.
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Yeah, I want everybody
to line up
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and take a bite of this,
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and tell me if you think
they were correct
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in calling this mild,
because I think it's too hot.
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It's too hot.
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- Faculty and students,
I have just been informed
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by the Toledo
weather federation
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we are officially
in a tornado watch.
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- It's coming. It's coming.
It's coming!
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- I need all teachers
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to take their students
to the gym,
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auditorium,
or a hallway with no windows.
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We are officially on lockdown.
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- It's definitely too spicy,
Mr. Griffin.
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[groans]
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[Ramones'
"Listen to My Heart"]
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- One, two, three, four!
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- * Next time,
I'll listen to my heart *
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* Next time,
well, I'll be smart *
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* *
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- Again, this is not a test.
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Please proceed calmly
to a safe area.
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- There's no saving them,
Ralph.
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This is the son of a bitch
that took my Pop-Pops.
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- Did a tornado really
kill your grandfather?
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- My grandfathers.
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It killed both of 'em.
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They went out to distract it
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so me and my Mee-Maws
could get in the root cellar.
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And it scooped 'em up
and slammed 'em together
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like a pair of dirty
flip-flops.
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And then I turned back to look.
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They popped
like two water balloons
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full of Spaghetti-Os.
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They popped my Pop-Pops.
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And now
it's coming back to get me
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to finish the job.
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- Helen...
- Mm.
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- When this passes,
would you be okay with, um,
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taking a couple of days off?
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- That's so sweet.
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I don't need that.
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Why--why'd you think that?
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[eerie music]
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* *
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- Hey, there you are.
Are you good?
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- Me, yeah, I'm good.
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Yeah, no, I'm fine.
Yeah, of course. Um, you?
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- Didn't you say it was
a tornado watch that made you
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wet your pants?
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- [wheezing]
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- Oh.
- [wheezing]
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- Joyce, are you okay?
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- I'm fine. All the excitement
just made me dizzy.
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I probably just need
a piece of cheese.
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Does anyone have any cheese
in their pocket?
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- You want Swiss or Havarti?
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- Well, if it makes
you feel better,
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Jack here once peed his pants
during a tornado watch.
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- What? No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
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- No, I didn't.
It's not--not true.
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And if you were making a joke,
it wasn't a good one.
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Clunk.
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[plucky music]
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* *
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- Where is the bunker?
- I'm just, like,
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how is this structure
not built to protect us?
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- That's what I'm saying.
- Hi!
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We need to bust outta here now.
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- Hell, no.
I'm not going outside.
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There's probably
cows flying around.
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- Yeah, I'm not trying
to get hit upside the head
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by no barn or something
knocking my baby
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straight outta me
before I even get
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to paint the nursery, girl.
- Okay.
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- Listen to me.
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Keith is sound-mixing today.
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He works in a glass gazebo
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in our backyard
with a blindfold
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and noise-cancelling
headphones.
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And the song he's working on
is mostly wind and sirens.
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I need to sneak out of here
and save my husband,
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and I need your help.
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- Oh, I'm sure he's dead.
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And you need to let him go.
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But I'll help you get out.
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- At least
to identify the body.
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Okay.
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[thunder booming]
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- "Mr. Griffin continued.
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"'Alice Ball developed a drug
to treat leprosy from what?'
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"Sarika's hand
was first to raise.
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"'The oil
of the chaulmoogra tree.'
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She was correct again."
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- Learning biology
is not a fantasy.
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- For me it is.
- I'm sorry.
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We're just not inviting
new members right now.
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- Oh, got it.
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- Oh, [bleep] me.
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Fine, Sarika, you're in.
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- Yes.
- Dan, wait.
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Let's hear it.
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- Okay.
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- All right, gang,
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the tornado watch
has been upgraded
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to a tornado warning.
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But do not worry.
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There's nothing to fear.
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Papa Durbs will keep you safe.
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- It's a stone-cold killer!
- No, Helen.
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It got a taste of my bloodline,
and it wants seconds.
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We're all dead. We're dead.
- No, no.
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No, do not live in fear.
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Bye.
- Dead!
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- Sounds like it's more serious
than we thought.
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- Yeah, yeah,
this could definitely be it.
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- Like, people should
definitely say
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everything they need to say
to the people they snapped at.
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- Yeah, or, you know,
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if they embarrassed
the other person
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in front of a bunch of people,
you know,
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then they should probably
say something to make amends.
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- I agree.
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- I agree more.
- Me too...even more.
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* *
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[quirky upbeat music]
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- Hey, there you are.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hold up, girl.
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You with me?
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- [sobs]
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- Hey, hey, come here,
come here, come here.
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* *
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What's got you shook, Janette?
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- [sobs]
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- G-Money.
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- Step away from her now.
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- What is this?
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- Mr. G said.
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- Do as they say, Griff-daddy.
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- She's not
who you think she is, G-dawg.
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In fact,
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she's not even
what you think she is.
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- Nice, sci-fi.
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Great call.
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- Are you out of your mind,
Durbin?
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Tell them to stop
pointing guns at my girl!
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- Griff...
[sloshing]
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I'm...
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- A goddamn alien.
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She was sent to analyze vitals
for our planet
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so space cockroaches
can drain it dry.
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- But stupid me,
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I had to fall in love.
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- Love?
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- Yeah, love.
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- [sighs]
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- So Jackie, like,
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brushes his hand
across her alien cheek,
260
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,970
then in slow motion
261
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,548
he reaches inside his sweater
and pulls out not one
262
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,893
but two guns, right?
263
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,348
And he starts blasting
at the feds like
264
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,808
blow, blow, blow, blow, blow!
- Wow.
265
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,968
- Diving to the side.
266
00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,806
They all firing back.
Blow, blow, blow!
267
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,981
Maybe some doves are flying
in slow motion.
268
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:45,980
And maybe some of them
get hit by the bullets.
269
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:46,981
You know what I'm saying?
- Wow.
270
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,482
- So good.
- Love it.
271
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,653
[dramatic music]
272
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,653
- [breathing heavily]
273
00:10:54,696 --> 00:11:01,656
* *
274
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,663
- Griff...
275
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,665
they got me.
276
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:10,958
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
277
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,674
- Don't worry about me, Mr. G.
278
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,375
Go save...
279
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,836
the world.
280
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,386
- Don't you see?
281
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,220
You are my world.
282
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,345
* *
283
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,272
No, no.
284
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:33,282
- [screaming]
285
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,028
[applause]
286
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,280
- I still feel like
287
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,531
we're letting
too many people into this.
288
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:41,533
- I will cut your throat open
with the pen I'm holding.
289
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,786
- Okay, but no more after him.
290
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,788
[plucky music]
291
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,461
* *
292
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,961
- Thanks again for helping
sneak me out, Dale.
293
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,093
I just hope my husband's
still alive.
294
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,880
- I hear ya.
I'd be worried sick
295
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,384
about my wife
if she hadn't left me
296
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,795
and gone back to Russia
with half my money.
297
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,474
- Damn, Dale.
298
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,473
Just damn.
299
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,965
- I'll just grab the key
to the south wing.
300
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,556
We'll sneak you out from there.
- Okay.
301
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:13,481
* *
302
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,396
- What the hell is this?
303
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,363
- Don't!
304
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,784
- It's trash,
all of our old trash...
305
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,203
made into dolls.
306
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,662
- Dale, these are beautiful.
307
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,914
- Be gentle with them.
308
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,576
They're precious to me.
309
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:30,794
[dramatic music]
310
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,634
- They moved closer to him.
311
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:36,719
They wanted to be--
dare they even think it?
312
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,926
One with him.
- Hold on.
313
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,717
Why are they wearing that?
314
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,600
- I--in this scenario,
315
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,927
I just figured the women
316
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,602
would want to be
in something more comfortable.
317
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,770
- Your idea of
"more comfortable" for women
318
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,769
means tank tops
and short skirts?
319
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,901
- Uh, no. Wait, check this out.
320
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,519
- It's time we flee.
321
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,646
- No, you piece of meat.
322
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,193
We want to stay with you.
323
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,566
- She said,
strong and confident,
324
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,283
as any strong and confident
woman would say.
325
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,454
- Good.
326
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,002
Then back to the task
at hand...
327
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,617
us kissing. Come here.
328
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:12,464
- Oh, you brute! You pig!
329
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:17,050
* *
330
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,508
- Why, you pig.
331
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,629
You brute!
332
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,596
- What is happening?
333
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,136
- Sorry, Kozlowski,
this simply isn't a fit.
334
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,811
- Yeah, why are they
punching his chest?
335
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:28,979
- That's what they always do
336
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,477
in the classic films
my dad watches
337
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,978
with his new girlfriend.
338
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,110
She hates me.
339
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,437
I guess everyone does.
340
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,783
- Fine, you can join.
341
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,897
Just don't have the women
punch the men's chests.
342
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,954
- Roger that.
343
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,777
Super helpful.
344
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,162
- [straining]
345
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,622
Oh, okay.
346
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,794
- Hey.
- Oh.
347
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,632
Need a hand there, buddy?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
348
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,878
I, uh, bit off a little more
than I could chew.
349
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,299
[drill whirring]
350
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,221
- Looks good.
- Hey, you had a little, uh,
351
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,260
moment with Lynnette
back there.
352
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,604
- Oh, well, yeah.
I mean, I'm like,
353
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,310
if I tell you something
in confidence,
354
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,190
do you mind not blabbing it
to all my co-workers?
355
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,477
- I know it's tough, all right?
356
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,270
But you gotta
let that stuff go.
357
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,363
My ex-wife told
all of our friends
358
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,700
that I shave my earlobe hair,
and I freaked out.
359
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,237
- Let me see.
360
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,621
Yeah, look at that,
a little stubble on there.
361
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,869
- Yeah, so...
362
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,751
smooth as a duck's flipper.
363
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,708
[gentle music]
364
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:37,839
* *
365
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,877
- Okay. Well, um,
366
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,011
I'm gonna go see
if she's around.
367
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,047
- Oh, yeah, hey,
thanks for the hand.
368
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,680
- No problem.
- All right.
369
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,387
- Hey, can I tell you mine?
370
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,758
- You wrote one?
371
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,934
Where's your notebook?
372
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,642
- Bitch, I don't
need a notebook.
373
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,182
I know who I want to ship.
374
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,145
Just tell me where it happens,
and I'll bring the magic.
375
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,556
- Well, nothing's sexier
than the Old West,
376
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:02,605
chaps, stirrups, dust, lassos,
leather.
377
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:06,322
- There you go, sir.
378
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,834
Oh, well, welcome
to Harriet's House of Harlots.
379
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,077
I'm Harriet.
380
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,118
Would you like
something to drink?
381
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,001
We have, basically, like,
382
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,828
everything you would have
in the Old West.
383
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,383
- Well, give me whatever.
That's not the point of this.
384
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,497
I'm here to get fully weird,
and I don't care who it's with.
385
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,295
Obviously, I don't want it to
be, like, a gross old drifter
386
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,720
but otherwise I'm open.
387
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,678
- Well, you've come
to the right place.
388
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,798
[upbeat music]
389
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,766
- Um, yes, please.
390
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,426
* *
391
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:36,185
Are you guys, like, cool
with me buying your shots
392
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,187
and joining your group,
or do you totally hate that?
393
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,479
- Get your buns in here.
394
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,982
- Coach sat down
with his new friends.
395
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,565
- I am officially dead.
396
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,901
How do you guys
know each other?
397
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,615
- We, like, met doing
a traveling medicine show,
398
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,866
blah, blah.
399
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:52,368
- I am, like, already
in love with you all.
400
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,000
- Uh, we are, like,
100% loving you.
401
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,828
- I'd literally
tell you anything.
402
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,633
- I'm officially dead again.
403
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,877
- You are a frickin' rock star
traveling from town to town
404
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:07,091
walking into saloons where you
literally know nobody.
405
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:11,433
- Literally, how do you do it?
406
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:16,141
- * It's so hard for a fella *
407
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,854
- * Who ain't got no home *
408
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:22,015
- Wow. Nice pipes, Anthony.
409
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,185
I got peanut butter sandwiches
410
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,363
for anyone
who's getting hungry.
411
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:25,691
Oh.
412
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,235
Keep at it. Wow.
413
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,449
- I was not mean to you.
414
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,409
- Oh, come on.
- You were mean to me.
415
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,118
You used my childhood trauma
416
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,658
as a source
of workplace comedy.
417
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:37,412
- I was just trying to comfort
Joyce when she...
418
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,205
just...
419
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,499
listen, dude.
420
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,132
I get that tornadoes
make you freak out,
421
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,958
but it's no excuse
to be a bad boyfriend.
422
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,014
- Wait...
423
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,126
[wind whooshing,
windows rattling]
424
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,557
[upbeat music]
425
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,056
You know what?
426
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,178
I'm glad this tornado happened.
427
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,305
We were never gonna work.
428
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,772
We're just too different.
429
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,402
- Total opposites.
430
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,189
I like wine and Toledo.
431
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,693
- And I like bourbon
and France.
432
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:08,776
[chimes jingling]
433
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,110
* *
434
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:14,736
- Baby,
loving you is a whirlwind.
435
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,374
* *
436
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,872
- Their tongues danced
437
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,083
like hypnotized snakes
438
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,844
in each other's mouth baskets.
439
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,957
- Whoa.
- Oh, my gosh.
440
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,384
Come sit with us.
- Yeah, yeah.
441
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,842
- And high school
was different
442
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,842
for Ashley Joy Minette
from then on.
443
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:35,724
In some ways,
it had just begun.
444
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,021
- What is the big damn deal?
445
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,351
So you had an accident
when you were young.
446
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,725
- The point is, I was alone
when a tornado hit,
447
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,573
because my mom had to work
all the time after my dad left.
448
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:51,199
It sucked, okay,
to be a kid and to be scared.
449
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,447
- How was I supposed to know
all those layers
450
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,240
if you don't tell me?
You have zero vulnerability.
451
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,664
- The one time
I was vulnerable,
452
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,202
you went and blabbed about it,
you know?
453
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:02,115
I'm supposed to trust
a b-b-b-blabbermouth?
454
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,879
God.
455
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,260
- This is a sentence I never
thought I'd have to say.
456
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,838
But the...
457
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,223
the door to the lawnmower shed
has been ripped off.
458
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,350
It's lying in the grass.
459
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:21,099
However, I urge all of you
to remain calm.
460
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,272
- It's here.
Dear God, it's here.
461
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,942
I've put you all
in so much danger.
462
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,651
I'm gonna offer myself up
463
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,782
as a sacrifice
in order to save the school.
464
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,319
- No, Helen. No, Helen!
- Yes, I am.
465
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,905
- Hi, Keith.
466
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,164
It's me again.
[chuckles]
467
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,576
I know the song you're mixing
468
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,254
also has
a lot of phone ringing sounds,
469
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,763
but again,
there's a tornado warning,
470
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,677
and you really gotta
get out of that glass gazebo.
471
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,098
Call me if you get this.
Mwah!
472
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,757
- Michelle! There you are.
473
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,925
Helen just burst past Coach
and ran outside.
474
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,684
- What?
475
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:03,976
[thunder booming]
476
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,599
- I don't see her.
477
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,975
[loud thud]
478
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:10,072
[dramatic music]
479
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,278
all: Eduardo!
480
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,318
- 'Sup.
481
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,281
She's a bit banged up.
482
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,661
She'll be all right.
483
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,738
- Oh.
484
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,503
He saved my butt!
485
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:25,917
- I never knew you were
master blackbelt level strong.
486
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,707
- Your compliments are greatly
appreciated, art teacher.
487
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,092
You may touch my arm.
- [gasps]
488
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,049
- Ooh, my turn, my turn!
489
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,589
I wanna feel the arm that's
keeping me and my baby safe.
490
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:42,465
- Is it over?
Can we come out now, Eduardo?
491
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,135
- You saved us, Eduardo.
492
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,814
- Will you open this for me?
493
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,522
* *
494
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,363
all: Oh!
495
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,278
* *
496
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:55,317
- Ahh!
497
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,322
[glass shattering]
498
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,413
all: All hail Eduardo!
499
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,868
The great tornado slayer!
500
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,699
All hail Eduardo!
501
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,705
- Eduardo French-kissed
each of the teachers,
502
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,377
and he did it
totally correctly.
503
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:14,460
- Okay, French-kissing bandit
and crew,
504
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,836
let's get all those notebooks.
- Ralph!
505
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,013
Ralph, there you are.
506
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,511
It took a left.
507
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,142
Thank God the tornado
took a left.
508
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,680
Oh, my God.
509
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,023
It's going for my sister
in Cincinnati.
510
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,439
- [sighs]
- Oh, God.
511
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,307
- It's over.
512
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,734
You're all free to go home,
513
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,363
except the A.P. Bio students.
514
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,320
[upbeat bouncy music]
515
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,031
* *
516
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,281
- [gasps]
517
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,204
Keith, you're okay!
- Yeah.
518
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,953
Just barely.
It was really windy,
519
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,504
and I didn't know it.
520
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,538
- Well, how's the song?
521
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,581
- It's coming apart
at the seams, you know.
522
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,205
I'm really worried
about my vision
523
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,922
for a song
that's all sound effects.
524
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,512
- Oh.
- My manager,
525
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:59,047
he called it "not a song."
526
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,552
- What?
527
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,933
- "Along with their..."
528
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,470
Guys, what are you doing?
529
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,934
You're supposed
to be my good kids.
530
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,434
- Yeah, really.
You know, I'm actually
531
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,885
with Durbin for once.
532
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,805
All these scenarios
where we're kissing?
533
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,484
- Yeah, oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, that's the joke?
534
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,693
'Cause, frankly,
I don't see the punch line.
535
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,404
- Or is it that just that
you guys like seeing
536
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,494
people in positions of power
act like...
537
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,450
[sensual music]
538
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:26,201
* *
539
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,624
Like goddamn animals?
540
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,253
Already? You wrote one
while we were filing in?
541
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,211
- Yeah, that was me.
542
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,381
I'm quick like that.
543
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,879
- What are you guys doing?
544
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,880
You're supposed
to be my good kids?
545
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,262
You all have detention
starting now.
546
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,430
You're gonna sit here
547
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,548
and think about
what you've done,
548
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:47,314
and we are taking these.
- Yep.
549
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,059
Bad kids.
550
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,520
Bad.
551
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,857
[upbeat music]
552
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,109
* *
553
00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:00,780
- Okay, I'll go first.
554
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,620
Durbin and Mr. Griffin
were still charged up
555
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,486
from scolding the students.
556
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:10,123
* *
557
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,423
[laughter]
558
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,957
- Oh, Eduardo
really did his research
559
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
on unusual sex practices,
didn't he, 'cause...
560
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,214
- Oh, wait till you get to
561
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,304
the Ancient Egyptian
public masturbation ceremony
562
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,631
starring Durbin.
- No.
563
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,836
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- No, no! God.
564
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,466
- [laughs]
- Yeah, I'm not--no.
565
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,723
I'm not gonna read that one.
I'm just not.
566
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:32,885
- Hey,
I'm sorry about today.
567
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:34,806
- No, no, I--
568
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,274
no, I'm--I'm sorry
that I lashed out at you.
569
00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:38,815
- Well, I shouldn't have
told everyone
570
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,778
that you peed your pants.
- [sighs]
571
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:43,319
- I didn't realize it
was connected to deeper stuff.
572
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:47,283
- Well, yeah,
'cause I didn't tell you.
573
00:22:47,325 --> 00:22:50,365
- Maybe we could both stand to
be a little more vulnerable.
574
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:56,125
- Yeah.
575
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:58,667
- She brushed her hand
across his sinewy chest
576
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,962
and turgid nipples.
577
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:03,676
She'd always admired
his turgid nipples
578
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,757
but most of all
his intense vulnerability
579
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,602
and almost alarming openness
580
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:10,097
about every painful
thought and feeling
581
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,470
that crossed his mind.
582
00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:16,856
- * Someday soon
I'll just live over yonder *
583
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,526
* Bring you coffee to taste *
584
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,987
* Crossword puzzles
to ponder *
585
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:28,029
* And I hope you're well *
586
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,744
- Bye, Jack.
- * And you know *
587
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,414
* That I love you *
588
00:23:32,464 --> 00:23:37,014
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