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Seven.
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So beautiful.
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How many times are
you gonna say that?
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Well, it just keeps hitting me.
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Yeah? You say it again,
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something else is gonna
start hitting you.
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- Eight.
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I think it's a little creepy.
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Okay, well, you know,
creepy can be beautiful.
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Spoken like a true writer.
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Nine.
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What do you keep
counting, sweetheart?
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Roadkill.
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What?
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They're all over the road.
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I saw a raccoon and a possum
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and one that I think was a cat.
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It's weird how it's more
sad when a cat gets run over
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than a raccoon does.
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Ten.
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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Stay here a second.
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- I wanna see.
- Uh-uh, honey.
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Is it dead?
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Very.
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Well, don't touch it.
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You don't want to get Lyme.
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Okay.
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Pretty.
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Okay, I'll take it.
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- You excited?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ah, you must be the Gardeners.
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- Hi.
- We are, hi.
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Welcome to Provincetown
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- or P-town, as we call it.
- Mm.
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You know, the
pilgrims landed here
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before they landed in Plymouth.
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- Mm.
- Huh?
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- I'm Martha.
- Hi.
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I manage the house
for the Browns.
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Come on in.
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It looks haunted.
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Every house in Provincetown
is haunted, sweetheart.
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It's the ghosts of
all the old whalers
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drowned at sea.
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It's so quiet.
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Summer population is 60,000.
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This time of year,
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it bleeds down to a
little less than three.
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I actually prefer it like this.
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I rent my place out a
bunch in the summer...
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Head out to the Berkshires...
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Especially during Bear Week.
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Septic systems in town back
up a lot during Bear Week.
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So you're a screenwriter?
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- Yeah.
- Anything I would have seen?
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Um, I've written
on a few TV shows.
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- Uh-huh?
- Uh,
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- network procedurals, mostly.
- Ah.
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He's, uh,
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writing a pilot while
we're out here, though.
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Oh, I hope you're
not planning on, uh,
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changing too much
about the place.
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Browns gave me free rein
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to change whatever I want, so...
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- Well...
- Well, within the budget.
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Right. It's her first big job.
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- Yeah, it's sort of a...
- A second career for me.
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I was a schoolteacher
for a long time, but...
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The Browns, they saw
my Instagram account...
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- It's very good.
- And offered us
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three months free at the house
in exchange for redecorating.
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- Aha!
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A little fiddle player.
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We got a nice little orchestra
at the middle school.
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She's homeschooled.
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Well, all you really
need to know...
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- Mm-hmm.
- Is to keep
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a lot of booze stocked.
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Okay.
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Uh, make sure the windows
are closed up tight...
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In case
a nor'easter rolls in.
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Uh, don't go swimming
near the seals.
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Not that you would... The
water's near freezing.
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Oh, and don't try and
imitate a Boston accent.
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- Huh?
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- All right.
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- Thank you, Martha.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Enjoy.
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- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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- I'm gonna go find my room.
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Are they all gonna be
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so weird?
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- Oh, God, I hope so.
- No.
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I need all the
inspiration I can get.
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I think I'll unload later
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and I'll go hit the market
for supplies right now.
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Mm, you mean the "mahket."
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- Right, the "mahket."
- It's the "mahket."
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Shh, she's listening.
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Can't believe we're doing this.
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I never thought I'd get
you out of the city.
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I know.
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I'm really proud of us.
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This is the perfect
place for you
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to work without distraction
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and for me to get
some real experience.
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I think it's gonna be fun.
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Me too.
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Like a babymoon.
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- Mm.
- Okay.
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Bye.
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Get the fuck out
of here, fucker!
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Out of this town!
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They're gonna munch
on your balls!
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All right, Karen.
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That's enough crazy for one day.
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Go outside and scream at a
tree or the bay or something.
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Jesus, Karen! Get out, okay?
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You're not allowed
to die in here.
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Go fuck yourself, motherfucker.
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Get out of this town!
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Get out!
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Tell him, Mikey.
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We call her Tuberculosis Karen.
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I don't think she
actually has TB,
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just smokes, uh,
three packs a day.
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She's a nutter,
but she's harmless.
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Well, I'm from New York City.
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It takes a lot nuttier
than that to faze me.
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I'm Mikey.
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- This is my place.
- Hi.
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Harry Gardener.
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I know.
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Mr. Hollywood.
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My sister is the
Browns' house manager.
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- Oh.
- Just let me know
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if you need me to order
you anything special,
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uh, organic, uh, fruit or kale
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or, uh, oat milk.
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Alma!
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Honey,
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you know I love your playing.
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But can you help me out here?
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I-I-I only have three months
to finish this project.
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I thought music was supposed
to help open the creative mind.
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I'm sure you're
right about that.
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But see, the thing is,
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when you play,
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all I can think about
is how much I love you
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and how proud I am of you.
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And it demotivates
me from working,
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because what more
do I have to prove
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when I have you as my daughter?
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And it's super annoying.
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That too.
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I need to be better.
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I need to be perfect.
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I want to play first chair
in the New York Philharmonic
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by the time I'm 18.
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Oof, 18.
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Ticktock, baby.
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Ticktock, ticktock,
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ticktock.
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I thought everyone
loved the script.
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Why would they buy it
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if you had to do
so much to fix it?
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- All right, Almandine.
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Let's go out and explore
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and let Daddy get
some writing done.
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Come on, baby.
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Thank you.
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We need to get Daddy
noise-canceling headphones.
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That's a good idea.
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I wonder if the pilgrims
are buried here.
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I wonder what killed them.
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Maybe something cool and ancient
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like dysentery or plague.
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Or deer ticks.
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There's Lyme disease
all over this area.
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Your friend Rashida's mom,
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she spends the summer
in the Hamptons.
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She got it.
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Now she can barely
make it to noon
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before collapsing in exhaustion.
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If you just...
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Keep covered up,
you should be okay.
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Do you like it here?
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It's very beautiful.
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You know me. I love
the energy of the city,
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where there's always something
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surprising you
around every corner,
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whether it's a crazy man...
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Yelling about God,
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a drum circle,
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or an old friend,
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a neat window display.
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It's good to get a break,
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even from things you love.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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Harry!
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Harry! Harry!
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Harry!
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- What's happening?
- A man,
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he's chasing us!
He's chasing us!
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- What's happening?
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See?
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- Fuck.
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The sunroom, the
sunroom, the sunroom!
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Harry, the door!
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85% of the crime on the Cape
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is opioid-related.
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Not much to do out
here in the winter
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but complain and get high.
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Most of it's harmless.
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Break-ins, shoplifting.
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Heard they had a drive-by
stabbing on a bike
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a couple of summers ago,
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but that was a real
freaky outlier.
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Well, this didn't feel harmless.
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He chased me and my daughter
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like some kind of wild predator.
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I'm really sorry he scared you.
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My guess is, that was
all he was trying to do.
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You know, I have read
that Lyme disease
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can cause some very strange
neurological symptoms.
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I worked Oakland
PD for 15 years.
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Quit last spring. Took this job.
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You know why?
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It's boring.
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Most of the problem
children are day laborers.
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And the guys who work
the fishing boats
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in the summer?
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They spend too much of
their summer paychecks
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and get stuck out
here all winter,
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get hooked on pills.
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They're weird
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but usually too stoned to
cause any real problems.
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I'll send some deputies
to sweep the dunes,
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push the junkies
up cape a little.
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What about the family
that was killed
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over in Truro last winter?
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Five people in their own beds?
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I Googled "crime in Cape Cod"
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and that was the first
thing that came up.
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You didn't Google it
before we got here?
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All I heard was how safe it is.
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It is.
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Between you and I,
we're pretty sure
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the father was involved
with organized crime
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down in Rhode Island.
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So you haven't caught
whoever was responsible?
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Ma'am,
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I know this was
really upsetting.
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- Yeah.
- But you have my word,
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you're safe here.
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Do you want to go home?
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No.
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No, this is...
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It's too big of an
opportunity for me.
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For both of us.
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Okay.
268
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,200
What happened?
269
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,333
She said the guy who
chased us was outside.
270
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,687
There's no one there.
271
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,515
- I saw him.
- There were three of them.
272
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,519
Sure it wasn't a
nightmare, sweetheart?
273
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,870
I don't think so.
274
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,873
Okay, sweetheart.
275
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,267
You come sleep with
Mommy tonight, okay?
276
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:17,357
Come on, bring Teddy.
277
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,109
Should I call the police chief?
278
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,564
Because she was so
helpful last time?
279
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,520
In the army, they shoot you
280
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,261
for falling asleep
on guard duty.
281
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,537
You want coffee?
282
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,626
Oh, yes, please.
283
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,715
And I think I'll go for a run.
284
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,683
Oh, my God.
285
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,859
Oh, my God. Jesus.
286
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,096
First dead guy you ever seen?
287
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,471
Yeah, I guess so.
288
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,232
What could have made
those wounds on those men?
289
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,102
My first guess
290
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,887
is a great white.
291
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,323
I thought great whites
292
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,122
migrated to warmer
waters in the winter.
293
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,067
Well, I'll know more
after the autopsy.
294
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,270
You okay?
295
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:58,578
Yeah, hey
296
00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,928
let's go out tonight.
297
00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,427
There's only one
restaurant open in town,
298
00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:03,147
and I don't know if
it's any good, but...
299
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,062
Doubtful.
300
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:07,151
I want to just
301
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,675
celebrate life.
302
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:10,764
Our life.
303
00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,505
That sounds lovely.
304
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:13,506
It's a date.
305
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,072
Yay.
306
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,951
Has she babysat before?
307
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,693
Did you call her references?
308
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,304
Alma, you met her.
309
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,959
She's the nice lady
who manages the house.
310
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,962
I don't think she normally
moonlights as a babysitter,
311
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,790
but she's... She's
doing us a favor.
312
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:40,837
Are you worried about
being here without us?
313
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,839
No.
314
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:44,972
It's gonna be fine, okay?
315
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:47,496
We're right down the street.
316
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,759
Literally two minutes away.
317
00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:52,501
Okay?
318
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:53,372
Why don't you go get
the ingredients out
319
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:54,808
for your mac and cheese?
320
00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:58,551
Okay.
321
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:26,056
- Honey.
322
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,494
- Ugh.
- You okay?
323
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,849
- I threw up.
- Mm.
324
00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:39,330
- Is it the baby?
- Mm-mm.
325
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:40,705
No, I don't think so.
326
00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:44,335
It's a little late
for morning sickness.
327
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,710
I...
328
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,534
It's probably
just all the stress.
329
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:50,907
- Come on.
- It's okay.
330
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:51,865
- Heave ho!
- Ooh!
331
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,564
Okay, light as a feather.
332
00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,703
- Okay, let's lay you down.
- Come on.
333
00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,400
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
334
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:06,880
- No, boo.
- Mm-hmm.
335
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:08,577
I'm afraid so.
336
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:10,710
No.
337
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,581
Ooh.
338
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,281
I don't want to ruin our night.
339
00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:21,764
You go.
340
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:23,138
Go.
341
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:25,115
- Have a drink.
- No.
342
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:27,117
Yes, you need some
343
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,728
stimulation for your writing.
344
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:29,772
I'm not leaving you here.
345
00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:31,295
We're fine.
346
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:33,975
I'm fine.
347
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,301
Say, will you...
348
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,041
Will you bring me back a...
349
00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:40,087
A steak
350
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:41,741
or a burger?
351
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:44,221
I'm craving red meat
352
00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:45,788
all of a sudden.
353
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:46,920
What if those weirdos come back?
354
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:48,008
Sweetheart,
355
00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:49,052
you'll be gone for an hour.
356
00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:50,227
Go.
357
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:51,925
- You sure?
- Yes.
358
00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,275
Go.
359
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:55,929
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
360
00:24:57,191 --> 00:24:58,497
Okay, I'll be fast.
361
00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:00,324
Mm.
362
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,538
Buy me a drink?
363
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:40,912
Uh, no, thank you. I'm...
364
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:41,627
I'm married.
365
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,890
To a... a woman.
366
00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:45,264
Hmm.
367
00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:46,370
So are all my regulars.
368
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,722
You strike me as a... angry top.
369
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,575
I'm clean.
370
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:54,204
But, uh, you do have to glove up
371
00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:56,555
unless you're down
for some frottage.
372
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,252
Frottage?
373
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:00,143
It's French for rubbing
our dicks together.
374
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,604
Okay. Excuse me, um,
375
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:05,433
I have a reservation
for two under Gardener.
376
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,542
But my wife isn't feeling
well, so it's just gonna be me.
377
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,766
Or I can join you.
378
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,917
- Beat it, Mickey.
- All right.
379
00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:13,006
- Right this way, sir.
- Thank you.
380
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,877
Hey.
381
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,270
Call me.
382
00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:48,579
Hi, honey.
383
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:49,954
How you feeling?
384
00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:52,453
A bit better.
385
00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:54,194
Alma passed out. You having fun?
386
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:56,326
Not really without you.
387
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,304
Feels good to get out,
though. You were right.
388
00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,286
Still want that burger?
389
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,462
No.
390
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:03,470
No, I think I'm... I'm
about to pass out too.
391
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:04,794
Love you.
392
00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:58,737
Sorry, I didn't order that.
393
00:28:58,911 --> 00:28:59,738
They did.
394
00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:10,705
- Hi.
395
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:13,708
I'm Harry Gardener.
396
00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:15,536
Uh, what did I do
to deserve this?
397
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:16,992
You have that look about you.
398
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:18,757
One that says I need a drink?
399
00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,846
One that says you
400
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,457
need a positive review.
401
00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:24,937
We're fellow travelers.
402
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:26,653
Warriors of words.
Soldiers of syntax.
403
00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,201
Pugilists of prose.
404
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,813
Writers.
405
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:32,727
Y-you could tell I was a writer
406
00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:33,423
just by looking at me?
407
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:35,121
No, but
408
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,012
who the hell else moves
out here for three months?
409
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,734
I'm Austin Summers,
410
00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:41,200
better-than-average playwright.
411
00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:42,128
- Oh, stop being an asshole
412
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:44,043
and feigning humility.
413
00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:47,786
You're as modest as
Narcissus himself.
414
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,614
Austin has three
Tonys and a Peabody.
415
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,442
My name is Sarah Cunningham.
416
00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:55,228
But I write under the pseudonym.
417
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,447
Belle Noir.
418
00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,232
No shit. You're Belle Noir?
419
00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:02,801
Don't tell me you
like romance novels.
420
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:04,213
Not usually, but your
stuff is way better
421
00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:06,282
than the typical
dime store crap.
422
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,284
It is deep and moving.
423
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:10,286
That recent adaptation of, uh,
424
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,941
"My Sister is an Only
Child" with Sandra Bullock?
425
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,315
Oh, my God.
426
00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,553
That was incredibly
heartbreaking.
427
00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:18,120
Drink with us.
428
00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,494
Oh, no, I...
429
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,949
I don't think I'm worthy.
430
00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:23,082
I'm just a... I'm
a crap screenwriter
431
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:24,213
with a bunch of studio rewrites
432
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,346
and a bunch of busted pilots.
433
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,348
Bullshit.
434
00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:30,916
You're one of us. Sit.
435
00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,290
All right.
436
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,138
Listen, I've been
coming out here
437
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:39,446
to write for the winter
for a few years now.
438
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,448
Belle's spent, what,
439
00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:42,536
a couple more than that?
440
00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,843
This place, it just, uh...
441
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,804
Inspires us.
442
00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:51,434
I think you guys would prefer
being here in the summer.
443
00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:52,676
God, no.
444
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,636
With all those
tourists and sunshine?
445
00:30:55,810 --> 00:31:00,206
The kind of vitamin D I like
doesn't come from the sun.
446
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:04,079
I arrive in November
447
00:31:04,253 --> 00:31:05,795
with nothing but a
case of good brandy
448
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,214
and some clothes and fur coats.
449
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,216
And by the time
May rolls around,
450
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:13,219
I've got a masterpiece "New
York Times" best seller.
451
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,502
And I show up with a
stack of porno mags
452
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:17,484
and a Casio keyboard,
453
00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:19,529
and by the great spring thaw...
454
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,227
Boom!
455
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,359
Guaranteed sloppy BJ from
"The New York Times."
456
00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:26,449
I hate to leave.
457
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,321
It's so fun and creative here.
458
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:29,757
Don't you just love
459
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,238
an Aperol Spritz
in the wintertime?
460
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:33,630
It's breaking all the rules.
461
00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,328
- And I'm here for that.
462
00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:37,808
Man, I could really use
some of the inspiration
463
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,723
you guys seem to have on tap.
464
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:40,899
I... I, uh...
465
00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:44,903
I'm having some writer's block,
466
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:46,730
if I'm being totally honest.
467
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,168
Well, that won't last long.
468
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:49,951
Trust me.
469
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,532
Karen.
470
00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,292
I just want the
gristle and fat, bitch!
471
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,579
Scraps you're gonna throw
to the maggots anyway.
472
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,842
Do I need to be a maggot
to get your leftovers?
473
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,453
Good Lord.
474
00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:15,213
It's like a modern-day
"Les Mis" over there.
475
00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:16,693
I told you not to come
in here anymore, Karen.
476
00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,347
- Uh, leave her alone.
477
00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:21,113
The poor woman has
consumption, Inspector Javert.
478
00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:21,765
Have pity.
479
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:24,961
I told you to get
out of this place!
480
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:27,728
You stay away from those two.
481
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:29,880
Stay away from all these
bloodsucking motherfuckers.
482
00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:32,211
- Out.
- I'm warning you!
483
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,213
- Come on.
- I'm warning you!
484
00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:35,736
Get off of me.
485
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:38,869
Mm, how terribly
flawed and human.
486
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,480
Mm.
487
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,613
If that doesn't inspire
the muse to visit you,
488
00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:44,440
I don't know what will.
489
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,417
You want me to stay the night?
490
00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:17,202
It's only 40 bucks extra.
491
00:35:17,376 --> 00:35:18,576
Bullshit.
492
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,596
You're the one
that should pay me.
493
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,424
I've seen that shack
you boys live in.
494
00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:24,078
I have heat
495
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:26,776
and the scent of Rigaud candles.
496
00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:27,821
Well, then it's
$50 for the fuck,
497
00:35:27,995 --> 00:35:29,195
'cause I gotta get going.
498
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:31,433
I'll give you $200 for a taste.
499
00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:32,913
No.
500
00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:35,263
You almost killed me last time.
501
00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:36,917
You took it too far, Belle.
502
00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:37,961
It's the crystal meth you took.
503
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,615
It... it got me overexcited.
504
00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:40,989
- Come on, just...
- No.
505
00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:41,574
I'll give you $300.
506
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,053
No.
507
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:46,056
I suck you, or you
don't get shit!
508
00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:46,927
How's that for a deal?
509
00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:48,624
Okay.
510
00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:50,757
Just... just do it quick.
511
00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:50,319
I can't.
512
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:51,383
I can't do it. Please.
513
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,123
Please.
514
00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:54,647
I'm begging.
515
00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:56,953
You have three hours.
516
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,600
I'll need you to come down
517
00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,558
to give an official
statement tomorrow.
518
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:38,256
Do we have to get a lawyer?
519
00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:41,259
No, the man broke into your
house and attacked you.
520
00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,435
Massachusetts isn't
Texas, but even here,
521
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:45,567
you're allowed to defend
yourself in your home.
522
00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,482
No one's gonna miss some tweaker
523
00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:49,615
who was looking to steal
a stereo to get high.
524
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:50,398
He didn't just want to steal.
525
00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:52,444
He tried to...
526
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:53,818
What? He tried to what?
527
00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,230
He tried to bite my throat out.
528
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:59,189
It felt like that's
what he came for.
529
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:07,110
Come by my office anytime
after 2:00 tomorrow.
530
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,119
I doubt you'll have any
more trouble tonight.
531
00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:24,867
How's Alma?
532
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,782
She's upstairs.
533
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:27,957
Told her to stay
there no matter what.
534
00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,611
She doesn't know what happened.
535
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:31,077
Good. Let's keep it that way.
536
00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:35,468
- Thank you.
537
00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:38,751
For protecting us.
538
00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,405
I'm gonna do more
of it tomorrow.
539
00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:41,928
We're leaving.
540
00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,302
There are plenty of places
541
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:46,106
in Maine or Nantucket
542
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,736
or the Hamptons where
I can write in peace
543
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,283
and there aren't
544
00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:52,504
lunatic mimes with razor
teeth trying to kill us.
545
00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:56,986
What?
546
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,360
I don't know, you just...
547
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,751
You just forgot that I
was supposed to do a job
548
00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:03,975
while we're here too.
549
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,475
No, I didn't forget. I... I...
550
00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:08,911
I assumed you wanted to leave.
551
00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:11,261
I do.
552
00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,045
No, I do. We should.
553
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:36,722
Come in, you sad, pathetic soul.
554
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:43,119
Oh, it's...
555
00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:44,294
It's warm in here.
556
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:46,645
Where did you get it?
557
00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:47,559
Wellfleet.
558
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:51,780
I'm going to hell for this.
559
00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:53,996
Most people would sell
their soul for greatness.
560
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:56,350
I know I did.
561
00:39:56,524 --> 00:39:59,440
But it takes a pretty miserable
piece of human garbage
562
00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:02,008
to sell it just to get
up close to greatness.
563
00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,445
I don't do this to
be close to you.
564
00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:06,411
- Of course not.
- That would be too poetic.
565
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,842
You do it for this.
566
00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:11,887
- I do it
567
00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:14,412
because you promised to
protect me from the others.
568
00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:17,023
Whatever helps you sleep
at night, sweetheart.
569
00:40:17,197 --> 00:40:18,198
Now hand over the bag.
570
00:40:29,383 --> 00:40:31,167
Now scram!
571
00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:12,992
I don't want to go
back to New York.
572
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:15,666
Honey, it's just till we can
find a rental some place else.
573
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:18,258
There's lots of
places like this.
574
00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:20,260
Look up photos of Nantucket.
575
00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:21,634
It's beautiful.
576
00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:24,569
I guess this house
is haunted now.
577
00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:57,776
- Hello?
- Harry.
578
00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:00,256
It's Austin Summers.
579
00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:02,128
I, uh...
580
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:03,758
Listen, I want you to
come over to my place
581
00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:05,131
right away, would you?
582
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,505
I'm just up Miller Hill.
583
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:07,854
Um,
584
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,483
wow, Austin, thank you.
585
00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:10,963
I'd love to, but, um,
586
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:12,921
now's not a good time.
587
00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:14,880
We're... we're
leaving, actually.
588
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:17,056
Well, don't do that.
589
00:42:17,230 --> 00:42:18,536
I need to see you.
590
00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:21,234
I have something for
you that is gonna cure
591
00:42:21,408 --> 00:42:22,608
your writer's block.
592
00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:25,717
I'll be right over.
593
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,369
Sure you don't want one?
594
00:43:09,543 --> 00:43:11,763
No, thanks.
595
00:43:11,937 --> 00:43:13,262
I don't like to get
drunk during the day.
596
00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:16,898
Well, the key is to
be drunk so often,
597
00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:18,528
you can't tell the difference
between being drunk and sober.
598
00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:21,337
You're just drunk or
599
00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:23,601
more drunk.
600
00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:25,883
I need to drive. We're... we're
headed out this afternoon.
601
00:43:25,907 --> 00:43:26,908
What do you wear when you write?
602
00:43:27,082 --> 00:43:29,781
See, I prefer pajamas.
603
00:43:29,955 --> 00:43:32,218
I bought these at
Charvet in Paris.
604
00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:33,959
They cost a fortune.
605
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:35,763
But I read somewhere that
people enjoy things more
606
00:43:35,787 --> 00:43:38,485
if you pay a lot for
them, so...
607
00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:40,376
So that's your secret to
curing writer's block?
608
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,444
Expensive pajamas?
609
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,925
Of course not.
610
00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:46,449
I was just making conversation
to put myself at ease.
611
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:49,235
But if you wanna
just stick it in
612
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:50,951
without taking the
time to lube me up,
613
00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:53,108
fine.
614
00:43:53,282 --> 00:43:55,241
That's fine.
615
00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,379
What are these?
616
00:44:06,252 --> 00:44:08,602
They don't have a name.
617
00:44:08,776 --> 00:44:10,406
Funny how we found a pill
to help artists and writers
618
00:44:10,430 --> 00:44:12,911
but none of us have
ever given it a name.
619
00:44:14,782 --> 00:44:16,741
- What is it, speed?
620
00:44:16,915 --> 00:44:18,481
Microdose of LSD?
621
00:44:20,005 --> 00:44:20,745
I tried writing on
psilocybin once,
622
00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,921
but it was all shit.
623
00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:25,445
I used to be like you.
624
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,621
I thought small. I wrote small.
625
00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:29,318
Little plays about little things
626
00:44:29,492 --> 00:44:31,514
and made little money and
attracted little attention.
627
00:44:31,538 --> 00:44:32,738
I had a friend, though.
628
00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:33,845
He writes for television.
629
00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:35,542
You'd know the name.
630
00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,283
Disgustingly
prolific. Silly rich.
631
00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:38,826
Couldn't write a thank-you
note without someone
632
00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:39,589
handing him a
trophy of some kind.
633
00:44:41,983 --> 00:44:45,639
And I thought to myself,
"How is he doing it?"
634
00:44:45,813 --> 00:44:48,381
And all I knew is that
he spent his winters here
635
00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:51,297
and when he returned
to the city,
636
00:44:51,471 --> 00:44:54,822
he had a stack of new material
as long as my johnson.
637
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,303
He invited me out
here one winter,
638
00:44:57,477 --> 00:44:59,609
and when I arrived, he
handed me one of those...
639
00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:05,398
And within an hour,
640
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:06,897
I was banging away
at the keyboard
641
00:45:06,921 --> 00:45:07,748
like Amadeus at his harpsichord.
642
00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:09,228
You're fucking with me.
643
00:45:09,402 --> 00:45:11,926
If I was fucking with you,
644
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,556
I would have told you
to take them rectally.
645
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:15,669
But I'm telling you,
those pills are it.
646
00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,125
How do you think Belle
writes two books a year?
647
00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:18,977
Who made them? What's in them?
648
00:45:19,151 --> 00:45:21,327
Who cares? They work.
649
00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:22,545
What about side effects?
650
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:23,590
Lots.
651
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:25,766
Like, uh, suddenly having
652
00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:28,029
to deal with millions
of adoring fans
653
00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:29,877
and finding ways to
spend all that new money.
654
00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:30,902
There's a catch.
655
00:45:31,076 --> 00:45:32,425
There's always a catch.
656
00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:39,998
You could have been a
fucking English teacher
657
00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:41,564
or an adman
658
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,368
or help run your daddy's
sporting goods store.
659
00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:45,220
My father was a lawyer.
660
00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:48,223
Yes, but you chose
to be a writer.
661
00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:51,226
Because you don't really
live in this world.
662
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,706
You observe it.
663
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,752
You interpret it.
You feed off of it.
664
00:45:54,926 --> 00:45:57,102
And then you sit and
you put words together
665
00:45:57,276 --> 00:45:59,278
so that the poor suckers
who do live in the world
666
00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:01,193
can see what they look like,
667
00:46:01,367 --> 00:46:04,457
who they are, why they hurt.
668
00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:06,502
And you chose it
because you want love
669
00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:07,939
and attention
670
00:46:08,113 --> 00:46:10,768
and barrels of money.
671
00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:11,899
It's fucking insane.
672
00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:13,683
But those are the only things
673
00:46:13,858 --> 00:46:15,773
that can fill that hole
674
00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:18,950
in your soul.
675
00:46:19,124 --> 00:46:20,324
Hole
676
00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:21,169
in your soul.
677
00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:22,780
Hole in your soul.
678
00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,782
Hole in your soul!
679
00:46:27,219 --> 00:46:28,568
Hole in your soul.
680
00:46:35,314 --> 00:46:37,925
I don't like choices you
can't come back from.
681
00:46:40,885 --> 00:46:42,451
Are you a real writer?
682
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:44,584
I like to think so.
683
00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:47,456
I don't think you are.
684
00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:50,242
'Cause if you were...
685
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:53,245
You wouldn't care
what the price was
686
00:46:53,419 --> 00:46:55,551
for getting uncorked.
687
00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:57,075
You'd rather die
688
00:46:57,249 --> 00:46:58,791
than keep all of
those wonderful words
689
00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:01,253
bottled up inside of you.
690
00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:06,736
Take the pill, Harry.
691
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,306
Or at least try it.
692
00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:18,923
Harry.
693
00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:20,297
You won't be sorry!
694
00:47:33,372 --> 00:47:35,374
Hi, Ursula.
695
00:47:35,548 --> 00:47:36,941
Hey, Harry.
696
00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:38,824
How's P-town? Are you
having any "chowdah"
697
00:47:38,899 --> 00:47:40,553
while you're "pahking"?
698
00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:44,122
You know, to be honest, it's
been kind of weird here.
699
00:47:44,296 --> 00:47:45,601
We're about to leave, actually.
700
00:47:45,775 --> 00:47:47,400
- Wait, what? Why?
- Where you gonna go?
701
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,909
Back to the city till I can
702
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:49,823
find some place else
for me to go write.
703
00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:51,999
Okay, uh, Harry?
704
00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:53,373
No fucking way.
705
00:47:53,522 --> 00:47:55,394
You need to stay there
706
00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:57,152
and finish your pilot,
like, yesterday.
707
00:47:57,309 --> 00:47:58,658
I know, I'm just...
708
00:47:58,832 --> 00:48:00,486
I'm really not feeling it yet.
709
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:02,749
Okay, Harry, I'm gonna
speak straight to you.
710
00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:05,143
Fuck you really hard
right up the ass.
711
00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:06,517
Not feeling it?
712
00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,083
Rappers are allowed
to not feel it.
713
00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:10,757
Uh, girlfriends
commenting on clothes
714
00:48:10,931 --> 00:48:13,040
their friends are trying on
are allowed to not feel it.
715
00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:15,414
You are a professional writer,
716
00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:16,458
and you feel it when
the work bell rings,
717
00:48:16,632 --> 00:48:18,504
every time.
718
00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:20,134
What's the difference
if the pilot's done now
719
00:48:20,158 --> 00:48:21,376
or six months from now?
720
00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:26,444
Okay, Harry, I'm gonna speak
even straighter to you.
721
00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:28,427
Do you understand that
the job you used to have
722
00:48:28,601 --> 00:48:30,429
literally does
not exist anymore?
723
00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:33,171
I mean, co-EP on some
network procedural?
724
00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:34,868
Those shows are dinosaurs.
725
00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,846
If you want to continue
being a professional writer,
726
00:48:36,870 --> 00:48:39,177
you've gotta create
your own thing.
727
00:48:39,351 --> 00:48:40,551
Now. Today.
728
00:48:42,354 --> 00:48:44,834
Look buddy, you know
I love you, okay?
729
00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:46,924
But if you screw this up,
730
00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:48,510
it's gonna take you
years to recover
731
00:48:48,534 --> 00:48:49,230
if you ever even do.
732
00:48:49,404 --> 00:48:51,885
Goodbye. Go write.
732
00:48:52,305 --> 00:49:52,787
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