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♪ ♪
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- Hey, kids. You know what time it is?
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It's birthday time!
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- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ And we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪
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- Okay now, kids, clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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- ♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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- That's right.
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♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪
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♪ The good times never end ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Carl!
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪
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- Okay now, kids, clap your hands
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like there's no tomorrow.
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- ♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Ah.
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♪ ♪
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- Yeah, I tell everybody
that attempts the 50,
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there ain't shit out here,
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but you gotta be prepared for anything.
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A bunch of fun-loving
kids stole the zigzag
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out of the back of the
sheriff's pickup a month ago.
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Guess you found it for 'em.
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You know what some folks consider funny?
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Just ruin a man's whole damn day.
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God's honest truth.
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Now, where'd you say you're from?
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Oh, you're one of those guys
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that don't wanna look back, huh?
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You're one where the
past lives in the past, huh?
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Yeah, I understand.
No, I can't blame you.
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I mean, we all got so much baggage.
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I just say, move forward.
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You're a rolling stone. Yup.
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We had a car chase
around here a while back.
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Some boy got up to 150 miles an hour,
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just launched it right
off Tension's Peak, man.
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It's like a superhero. It went fwoom!
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Carnage was terrible. It was just... wow.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, fuck me.
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♪ ♪
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- Will you just stop it?
- Open the door!
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- I'll open the damn door.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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No! God damn it.
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Hey Jed, what's up?
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- This old boy had the misfortune
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of finding your zigzags out there.
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I figured I'd bring 'em back to you.
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- He all right?
- Yeah, he'll be all right.
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Tire's not, but he'll be fine.
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He had this pretty Camaro right here.
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Yes, yes, it was that ocean blue...
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♪ ♪
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- Jed, I'll come by and get 'em later.
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- All turning around,
spinning out, everything.
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He just slid right in
there and then pop, pop...
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- I don't have time for this today, okay?
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- Take this off me.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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There's not a chance in hell
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I'm letting you out
of this trailer tonight.
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- I hate you.
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- Oh, talk sweet to me all you want.
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Get down. You know the drill. Get down.
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- Get out of my way.
- Come here.
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- What the hell are you doing?
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Wait.
- I'll be back in the morning.
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- What... how the hell
am I supposed to eat?
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How am I supposed to take a piss?
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- There are chips is on the coffee table
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and a bucket on the floor.
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Try not to make a mess.
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- You're a bitch.
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- Oh, I love you too.
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, it's gonna be
about $250 for the tow,
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and we'll need all four tires replaced.
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And there was something
wrong with that chip, I think.
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But I can fix it for about $1,000.
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Yep.
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No, cash only. Uh-uh, no. And in advance.
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Yeah, I don't take
no plastic credit cards.
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Oh, that over there.
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Yeah, we ain't got no
internet in Hayesville.
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Yeah, so all the ATMs,
they just don't work.
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Yeah, we were gonna
get it, but they just didn't.
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You ain't got the cash, huh?
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Now ain't that a dilly of a pickle?
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Hmm.
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You willing to work it off?
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Okay, then.
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I think I've got somebody
who can accommodate.
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Hey, kid.
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I got a guy for you.
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You want God to laugh,
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you tell him your plans.
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- Howdy there, partner.
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My name is Tex, same as the state.
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Got the handle Macadoo.
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Welcome to Willy's Wonderland.
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- Yeah, he don't talk much.
- And I respect that.
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I enjoy a man of few words.
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Well, business is not what it used to be,
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but I am fixing to reopen
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and make Willy's better than ever.
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Anyway, enough
horseshit. Here's my offer.
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You spend the night
cleaning Willy's Wonderland
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and I will pay to have your car fixed.
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I go on in tomorrow,
you come out of there,
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and your ride will be
ready for you right there.
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Deal?
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If not, I got places to be.
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All right. All right.
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Let's go inside.
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- Good luck, mister.
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- Watch your step.
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Check this out.
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- Hey kids, it's Willy the Weasel.
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Welcome to my wonderland.
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Come on down and meet the gang.
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We've got Arty the Alligator, Siren Sara,
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Cammy the Chameleon, Gus Gorilla,
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Knighty Knight, Ozzie the Ostrich,
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and Tito the Turtle.
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- ♪ It's your birthday,
so let's party, everyone ♪
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- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪
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- We had some great times.
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Kids laughing, smiling,
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eating hot dogs, opening presents.
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♪ ♪
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You know the story, right?
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Well, some of these little
bastards start crawling
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over the characters, they get hurt.
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A couple of lawsuits later from
Mommy Safety Organizations
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and wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
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we're out of business.
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Shut us right down.
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♪ ♪
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Damn thing always gets jammed.
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Yeah.
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This stuff oughta do the trick.
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Broom, mop, bucket, drain snake,
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Windex, rags, whatever
you need, we got it.
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Oh, lookee here.
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Congratulations.
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You are officially on staff.
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Well, pal, it's gonna be dark soon.
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I'll be back in the morning
with that car of yours
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dapper and ready to drive or
my name is not Tex Macadoo.
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Help yourself to whatever
you can find in the kitchen.
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It's on the house.
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And be sure to take breaks.
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Always good to pace yourself.
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That's it. Good luck.
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Damn.
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- I thought you quit.
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- My last one.
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Piece of shit.
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All right, let's get the hell outta here.
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I can't stand to hear a grown man scream.
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- Liv, you in there?
- Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I'm in here. Can you help me out?
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, calm down, dude.
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No need to be a superhero.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, damn it! Oh!
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- Nice one, genius.
The door was unlocked.
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- How am I supposed to know that?
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- Oh, shit.
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Let me see if we can find
something to get you out of that.
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- She gave you a bucket?
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Bitch is wicked.
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- Liv, you okay?
- Are you okay?
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- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just...
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- I found a screwdriver.
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- What the hell are we
gonna do with a screwdriver?
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Have y'all never worn handcuffs before?
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- Oh, shut up.
- Why not just look for the key?
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- What the hell am I
looking in the fridge for?
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God, these eggs are definitely bad.
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We need, like, a saw
or a pliers or something.
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- Pliers?
- Can't find no key in here.
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- Shut up and find something.
- You shut up!
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You ain't had no handcuffs on.
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Gee, thanks for the help, guys.
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- Cool. We good.
- Yo.
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- Come on. We're late.
I saw the bait already.
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- Where?
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- Well, he was with Jed in his truck.
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Probably locked inside Willy's by now.
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- Well, let's roll out. I
wanna see that bitch burn.
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- Yeah, burn, baby, burn.
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- Wait, guys, this isn't for
your entertainment, okay?
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It's for doing what's right.
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- It's gotta be a little entertaining.
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Look, I wanna see them freak
bastards die for what I see 'em do.
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- Shut up, dude. What
have you seen them do?
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- Remember that one time I was...
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- Okay, shut up. Guys.
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If we're doing this,
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we're gonna do this as
a mission, not a field trip.
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Are you with me or not?
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- Yeah, we're with you, Liv.
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Whatever you say.
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- Yeah.
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- All right. Let's do this.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- I'm gonna feast on your face!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Sheriff, if I may,
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why'd you request the state
to send backup for one night
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to curfew a place the
size of a postage stamp?
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Oh, don't get me wrong.
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I got a wife and kid on the way
and I do love the overtime pay.
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- Double overtime.
- Right.
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So what's the plan
the rest of the evening?
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- See that phone?
- Yeah.
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- We're gonna sit here
and pray it don't ring.
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- Copy that.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ To the beat ♪
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♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
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♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪
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- Hey, Tito.
- Hola, Willy.
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- I hear that there's a birthday boy
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in the audience tonight.
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- Sí, Willy. Cantamos.
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- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
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♪ ♪
262
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,263
- Let's play hide and seek.
263
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:46,021
♪ You'll never find me ♪
264
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,775
I'm gonna eat your eyes out
and then feast on your soul.
265
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,614
You're as icy as an igloo.
266
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,785
Happy day.
267
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,453
You're getting warmer.
268
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,623
You're as hot as a pancake on a grill
269
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,291
and just as yummy.
270
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,428
Gorilla greetings.
271
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:28,605
♪ ♪
272
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,735
That tickles.
273
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:40,242
♪ ♪
274
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:43,828
♪ ♪
275
00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,262
But we were friends.
276
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:47,808
♪ ♪
277
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,543
♪ ♪
278
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,544
Ah.
279
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:04,844
♪ ♪
280
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,582
- Hey, Chris.
- What?
281
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,417
- Can you pour gas
literally anywhere else?
282
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,002
- I'm sorry you pour like crap, Aaron.
283
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,629
- You're pouring gas on top of my gas.
- All right, let me go over here
284
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,590
and I'll just paint the bush.
- Perfect. Thank you.
285
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,010
- Hey, you blowing
bubbles? Bring your ass.
286
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,011
- You forgot the lighter, didn't you?
287
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:46,970
- No, I didn't.
288
00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,430
- Then let me see it.
- Oh, my God.
289
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,682
- There you go. Yeah, all right.
290
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,979
- Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Not yet.
291
00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:58,023
That guy's still in there.
292
00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,524
We gotta get him out first.
293
00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:04,905
Hey, sir! Sir!
294
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,040
You're not safe in there.
We gotta get you out.
295
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,040
Hey!
- Well, that was rude.
296
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,208
- Hey, look, if he don't wanna be safe,
297
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,834
it's his ass, not ours.
298
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,462
- Tough shit. I'm getting him
out whether he likes it or not.
299
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:21,838
- You wanna go in
there with those things?
300
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,048
Are you high?
301
00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:24,216
- Look, if he wanna be cremated,
302
00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,634
that's his business.
- Yeah.
303
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:26,968
- I'm sorry, but I'm just not okay
304
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,553
with letting somebody burn alive in there
305
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:31,640
if we can do something about it.
306
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,642
- She's right.
- Of course she is, Chris.
307
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,643
- Oh, shut up!
308
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,019
- Hurry this shit up so we can go home.
309
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:39,231
- I'll figure out how to get inside,
but I'm not putting you guys in danger.
310
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,664
You just figure out how
to get us out once I do.
311
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:43,819
- Okay.
312
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:56,997
♪ ♪
313
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:51,219
♪ ♪
314
00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:01,563
♪ ♪
315
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,111
- I didn't even know you smoked.
316
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:11,239
Where'd you get this?
317
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,158
- I grew it myself. I call it No Clue.
318
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,785
- How much THC is in it?
- No clue.
319
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,498
- What?
- I'm cold.
320
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:24,668
♪ ♪
321
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,860
I've waited so long
for a girl to play with.
322
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,201
Wanna see my treehouse?
- Uh-uh.
323
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,536
Not today, girlfriend.
324
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,081
Ow.
325
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,875
Come play with me.
326
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:10,465
♪ ♪
327
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:16,304
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
328
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:22,060
♪ A pocketful of posies ♪
329
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:27,399
♪ Ashes, ashes ♪
330
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,194
♪ We all fall ♪
331
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:36,032
- Holy shit. Guys, that was Liv.
332
00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,409
We gotta go after her.
333
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,660
- I'm out this bitch. Y'all playing.
334
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,412
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Bobby!
335
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,496
- What?
336
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,040
Are y'all serious right now?
337
00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,834
We supposed to go in
there and get killed too?
338
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,836
- You wanna stay here?
We gotta do something.
339
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,254
- No, I actually wanna leave,
340
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,214
and I thought y'all might
want to also, but I don't care.
341
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,341
- Fine. I'll go.
- No, no, I'll go.
342
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,218
- No, wait... hey, stop, stop.
343
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,845
- This is Liv we're talking about.
344
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:59,431
- Move out of the way.
- What? No!
345
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:00,932
Damn!
346
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,852
Hey, hey. Whoa, hey. Y'all look away.
347
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,521
Baby, God damn. Hey, y'all back up, man.
348
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:08,605
♪ ♪
349
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,299
- Thank God you're still alive.
We gotta get you outta here.
350
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:35,216
I stopped that bitch,
351
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,450
but that won't keep
her away for long, so...
352
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:39,471
Hey!
353
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,556
Did you not hear what I just said?
354
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,309
Hey!
355
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:51,149
♪ ♪
356
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:55,278
- We go in, fast, we split
up, and as soon as we find Liv
357
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,489
and this janitor dude, we're out.
358
00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:00,158
- Hmm.
- What, Aaron?
359
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,327
- We just don't need any
more Batman bullshit, all right?
360
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,495
- Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I know.
361
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,497
It's only going to make it
less safe for everyone else.
362
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,330
- You mean kinda like Liv just did?
363
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,752
- Excuse me?
364
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,712
- Say what you gotta say. Speak up.
365
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,924
- Now's the time, Dan.
366
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,384
- You ain't gonna say it?
367
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,428
- Do you guys have something in mind?
368
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,346
- Hell yeah, we do.
369
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,181
Everything you telling us not to do,
370
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,934
that's exactly what your
dream girl got us up here doing.
371
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,144
And now we probably all
getting fucked up because of it.
372
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,355
- Bobby.
- What?
373
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,981
Am I lying?
374
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,692
No, I'm not. It's the truth.
375
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,780
- Fine. I'll just go myself.
- Oh, whatever, Chris.
376
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,324
When are you getting it
through your thick-ass skull, huh?
377
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,951
Kissing that ass
378
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,953
ain't gonna get you that ass, playboy.
379
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,788
It'll more than likely get you killed,
380
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,999
and ain't nobody, except for you, baby,
381
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,377
worth none of this bullshit
you got us up here doing.
382
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,796
So you know what? I'm out this bitch.
383
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,631
Baby, let's go.
384
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,010
- No, Chris! Chris!
385
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:03,179
Oh, shit!
386
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,389
- Bobby!
387
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,814
- God damn!
- Everybody okay?
388
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,899
- Yeah.
- Nice of you guys to join us.
389
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,653
- Wait, what are you guys doing here?
390
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,337
- Oh, my God. Liv, you're alive.
391
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,492
- I thought we all agreed you
were supposed to stay outside
392
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,411
and help us find a way out.
393
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:27,579
- Yeah, uh...
394
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,581
- Now how the hell are we
supposed to get out of here?
395
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,666
- I tried to keep 'em on the
roof, but they wouldn't listen.
396
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,001
- It's your fault we were on the roof.
397
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,377
- It's my fault?
- It was your fault.
398
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,379
- Guys, guys, it's happening.
It's happening now.
399
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,863
Oh, that's the nasty
bitch that tried to kill me.
400
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,508
- Liv.
401
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,385
- ♪ We're all friends ♪
402
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:44,846
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What are you doing?
403
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,598
- Hey, what the hell, man?
- What are you... dude!
404
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,599
- Put her down, okay?
405
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,684
- I'm trying to help you, you dumb-ass!
406
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,437
Seriously?
407
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,688
I'm trying to help him understand
408
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:56,399
that he's gonna die in here,
but he won't listen to me.
409
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,276
- ♪ Sing, sing, sing ♪
410
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,611
- Wait a second.
411
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,863
Wasn't there eight of them?
412
00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:06,034
- ♪ We're all friends ♪
413
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,036
♪ We like to run ♪
- Oh, that's badass.
414
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:12,248
- ♪ Run, run, run to
the beat of the drum ♪
415
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:13,458
- Oh, this is good.
416
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:16,044
We're connecting. We're
sharing our feelings.
417
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,629
- ♪ We're all friends ♪
418
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,422
♪ We like to dance ♪
419
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:21,049
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
420
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,301
♪ Like there's ants in our pants ♪
421
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:26,304
♪ ♪
422
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:27,639
- Whoa.
423
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,307
- Have you been to my
Super Happy Fun Room yet?
424
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:30,892
- This is cool.
425
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:33,061
- Well, what are you waiting for?
426
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,648
- ♪ The Super Happy Fun
Room is super happy fun ♪
427
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,733
- Yo. Look.
- ♪ Join us in the Fun Room ♪
428
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,902
♪ Where you'll be number one ♪
429
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,654
♪ Popcorn, cake, and hot dogs ♪
- Let's go.
430
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,447
- ♪ Soda and candy too ♪
431
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,491
♪ The Super Happy Fun Room ♪
432
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,493
I know the bullshit story they told you.
433
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,286
That if you clean up the place tonight,
434
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:53,915
they'll pay to have your
tires fixed by morning, right?
435
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,500
It's a lie.
436
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,501
They've said the same story
437
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:59,295
to countless other
over the last 20 years.
438
00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:00,505
They baited you.
439
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,507
You're here to be a human sacrifice.
440
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,093
You're here to be eaten and killed.
441
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,679
Do you understand that?
442
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,932
This town has a dark history.
443
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:14,102
And it all starts with
this horrible place.
444
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,312
You know, Willy's may seem
445
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:18,940
like a happy-go-lucky child's play place,
446
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,360
but it's much, much more than that.
447
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:24,612
Willy's was built in 1996,
448
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:27,532
the brainchild of Jerry Robert Willis.
449
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,326
If that name sounds
familiar to you, it should.
450
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:32,704
Jerry was one of the last century's
451
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:35,540
most sick and sadistic serial killers.
452
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:39,168
Jerry spent most of the
time cultivating similar sickos.
453
00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:43,047
I mean, these were the most
depraved people you could ever imagine.
454
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:46,634
Often, Jerry and his crew would
455
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,387
whisk away unsuspecting families
456
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,598
to the Super Happy Fun Room.
457
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,559
Once inside,
458
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,520
the families would be
treated to a birthday cake
459
00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:59,898
and a private show by Willy Weasel.
460
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,984
The shows would always end the same way.
461
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,989
♪ ♪
462
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,159
After numerous missing persons reports
463
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:15,163
and suspicious smells coming
from the inside of Willy's,
464
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,415
the law felt it was time to investigate.
465
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:24,422
♪ ♪
466
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,925
Jerry and his gang refused
467
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,593
to be taken alive.
468
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,179
After the police finally entered
469
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,097
the Super Happy Fun Room,
470
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:37,560
they discovered that Jerry and his crew
471
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:40,772
had performed a satanic suicide ritual.
472
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,191
Instead of surrendering,
473
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,818
the killers decided
to take their own lives.
474
00:40:47,195 --> 00:40:51,699
Those familiar with
satanic rituals speculate that
475
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:56,412
the suicide ritual was some
sort of a Katra transfer of energy
476
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:59,624
where the memory and
consciousness of the living
477
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:02,710
relocate into non-living entities.
478
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:06,881
In this case, the animatronic robots.
479
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,636
Ten years later, Willy's reopens
480
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,263
with a new owner, Tex Macadoo.
481
00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:18,434
He tries to keep the current
public unaware of its horrific past.
482
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,812
Things are wrong from the start.
483
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:24,607
There's reports that the
creatures would move on their own.
484
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:28,444
Some would say things they
weren't programmed to say.
485
00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:30,530
Wanna fuck, fatty?
486
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,742
- And others would kill
487
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,620
and feast on customers.
488
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,914
After several ghastly incidents,
489
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,333
Willy's closes its doors again.
490
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,004
But Tex still doesn't
bulldoze it to the ground.
491
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:49,841
Why, you may ask?
492
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:52,093
- Because Willy got to him.
493
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,637
Convinced him to make
a deal with the devil.
494
00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:58,391
- Along with all those other
backwoods inbreds in this sorry town.
495
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,520
- Speaking of backwoods inbreds,
496
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:04,105
where'd Bob and Kathy go?
497
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,694
♪ ♪
498
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,654
- Whoa.
499
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:18,202
♪ ♪
500
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,372
This is where it actually happened.
501
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:25,293
This is where those kid
killers of fed themselves.
502
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,586
- Oh.
503
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,714
Cool.
504
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:31,549
The fuck?
505
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,465
♪ ♪
506
00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:47,523
♪ ♪
507
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:51,319
- Okay, yeah, this is...
508
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,488
this is weird as fuck.
509
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,921
Yo, who the hell bringing
their kids up in here?
510
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,160
Shit, not my kids.
511
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:00,745
Not our kids.
512
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,250
- Is it weird that I'm getting
really turned on right now?
513
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,171
- Oh, you a freak freak.
514
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:13,758
- It's never seemed to bother you before.
515
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,343
- Who says it bothers me now?
516
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,259
♪ ♪
517
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,521
Hmm.
518
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,358
Happy birthday, baby.
519
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,110
- It's not my birthday.
520
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,614
- I still wanna see you
in your birthday suit.
521
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,371
- Have you been listening
to a word I've been saying?
522
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:46,541
- Look at all these naughty
birthday boys and birthday girls.
523
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,375
- Oh, shit.
524
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,794
- I think it's time for
them to go nightie night.
525
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:53,422
- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪
526
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:59,387
♪ It's your birthday,
so let's kill everyone ♪
527
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,770
♪ ♪
528
00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:10,439
- ♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
529
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:13,234
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
530
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:15,820
♪ One happy weasel
says, "It's dinner time" ♪
531
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:18,406
♪ Six little chickens
oughta be just fine ♪
532
00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:21,242
♪ Six little chickens
in the weasel's den ♪
533
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,911
♪ Four little roosters
and a couple of hens ♪
534
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,455
♪ Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide ♪
535
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:29,000
♪ Six little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
536
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:31,794
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Watch out, now!
537
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:34,463
♪ Six little chickens ♪
Here comes the weasel!
538
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,924
♪ Six little chickens
running outta time ♪
539
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,009
Whoops!
540
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:42,346
♪ Five little chickens
at the end of the line ♪
541
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,439
- Shit!
- What the... holy fuck!
542
00:44:54,358 --> 00:45:00,948
♪ ♪
543
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:04,911
- Go. Leave. Leave!
544
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,914
Chris, go.
545
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:16,339
♪ ♪
546
00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:17,882
- I'm sorry.
547
00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:35,066
♪ ♪
548
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:40,820
♪ ♪
549
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,007
- Why you stopping?
550
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:01,801
- Has that thing always been here?
551
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,887
- Girl, that thing been in every
single room we've been in.
552
00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:07,021
It's on the wall right
now. Come on, babe.
553
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:10,850
♪ ♪
554
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:20,861
It's staring at us.
555
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,198
- Well, then let's give it a show.
556
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,741
What you talking about? Come on.
557
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:26,784
Get nasty with it.
558
00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:44,635
♪ ♪
559
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:58,399
♪ ♪
560
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:00,316
♪ ♪
561
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:14,999
♪ ♪
562
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:18,918
♪ ♪
563
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:55,206
- Hayesville Sheriff's Office.
- Sheriff?
564
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,458
- This is Sheriff Lund.
565
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,460
- It's Chris Muley.
566
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,128
- What can I do you for, Chris?
567
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,298
- Christ, I did something stupid.
568
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,302
We're at Willy's.
569
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,475
- Prank call.
570
00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:23,651
- You want me to get that?
571
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,861
- People made their
beds, they gotta lie in 'em.
572
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:30,032
- Pretty sure the saying is,
"Protect and Serve," Sheriff.
573
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,076
- Shut your mouth, smart guy.
574
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,161
You're not funny.
575
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,331
- Liv brought us here.
576
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,499
- Son of a bitch.
577
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:40,418
Get your asses out of there, son.
578
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,254
Put your balls on, Evan.
579
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:45,089
We're going to Willy's.
580
00:48:48,134 --> 00:48:48,967
♪ ♪
581
00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:19,998
♪ ♪
582
00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:37,015
♪ ♪
583
00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:10,882
♪ ♪
584
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,997
Bobby, that thing just moved!
585
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,541
- Where the fuck did it go?
586
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,003
- No! No!
587
00:50:59,139 --> 00:50:59,972
♪ ♪
588
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,030
- I really need you to
help me find my friends.
589
00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:16,991
Please.
590
00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:22,788
- Oh, my God. Kathy!
591
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:25,164
♪ ♪
592
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,056
Oh, my God.
593
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:41,973
♪ ♪
594
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,193
♪ ♪
595
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:24,640
♪ ♪
596
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,493
- I'm so sorry.
597
00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:50,918
♪ ♪
598
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,711
- Hello, little boy.
599
00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:56,340
You don't have to be afraid of me.
600
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,175
I'm not the same as the others.
601
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,765
They're so mean to me.
602
00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:08,936
They call me ugly and they
make fun of my colorful skin.
603
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:11,313
I'm trapped in this body.
604
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:14,525
I just want to be free.
605
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:17,528
I guess I don't expect you to believe me.
606
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,321
I hoped that you were different.
607
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:27,955
♪ ♪
608
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,540
- I'm Chris.
609
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:32,543
- Trust me, Chris. You know you can.
610
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,753
You can feel my goodness.
611
00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:39,591
- If what you're saying is true,
612
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,430
and you're not like the others...
613
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:49,977
I could help you get to the next life?
614
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,353
- It's true.
615
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,355
Evil has kept me here.
616
00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:55,190
You must have questions.
617
00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:58,485
I can tell you so much
about the other side.
618
00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:01,238
I can answer all your questions.
619
00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,198
If you can help me.
620
00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:06,994
- You ever use your sidearm?
621
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,996
- Oh. In training.
622
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,998
But these are just punk kids, right?
623
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,916
What, vandalizing and loitering?
624
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,668
I doubt we'll need to drop 'em.
625
00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,420
- It's not the kids.
626
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,256
It's Willy.
627
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:21,842
- The dancing rat?
628
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:25,262
Okay.
629
00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:26,388
I get it. I get it.
630
00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:30,017
The boys told you to
pull a fast one on me.
631
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,227
Bravo. Nice try.
632
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,104
- It ain't no prank.
633
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:38,531
This is real as it gets. I
guaran-damn-tee you that.
634
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,863
See, in town, we knew what
was happening at Willy's.
635
00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:46,450
We knew there was something
supernatural going on.
636
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:47,618
We bellowed to the high heavens
637
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,411
that the machines were evil.
638
00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:51,246
No one believed us.
639
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:53,457
They thought we were yokels.
640
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,251
Tex eventually hired a demolition crew
641
00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,628
to destroy Willy's,
642
00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:00,464
except the day before
bulldozers were set to roll,
643
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:03,425
Eric Miller, the contractor,
was found in bed
644
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:06,428
as chewed up as a McDonald's hamburger.
645
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:08,889
His whole family too.
646
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,891
After that, there wasn't a man alive
647
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,434
that would take the job.
648
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:15,103
The town decided that maybe it was better
649
00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:17,064
to let sleeping dogs lie.
650
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,483
We told everybody just
to stay away from there.
651
00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,819
We figured we'd just let it rot.
652
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:26,281
But rabid dogs don't
sleep when they're hungry.
653
00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:27,658
The machines got out.
654
00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:30,118
We found bodies at the ice cream shop,
655
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:33,455
the hardware store, and even the school.
656
00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:36,667
We had a real Hobson's
choice on our hands.
657
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,085
You know what that is?
658
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,294
- No.
659
00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:40,754
- No choice at all.
660
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:44,299
We could either go to
war with the machines,
661
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,093
come off like crazy people,
662
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:49,930
probably lose a lot of
good folk along the way, or...
663
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,098
- Or what?
664
00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,684
- We cut a deal.
665
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,187
Leave our people be.
666
00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,690
Leave our children be.
667
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:02,192
Leave our town be, and...
668
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,322
and we will feed you.
669
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:08,239
♪ ♪
670
00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:17,791
- Well, the good news is, I can fix it.
671
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,042
The bad news is,
672
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:21,128
it's gonna have to
sit till I get the part.
673
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:25,132
Now, Hayesville's one hotel's booked.
674
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,968
But I do have a place
you can stay tonight.
675
00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:31,972
Now, it ain't the Ritz, but it's a roof
676
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,348
and it's free
677
00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:35,976
if you're willing to do
a little light cleaning.
678
00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:39,730
- Best place for a birthday
party you've ever seen.
679
00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:43,191
Heck, it once was,
but we're gonna fix it.
680
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:45,152
Bring her back to life.
681
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:46,528
Congratulations.
682
00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:49,740
You are officially on staff.
683
00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:53,368
- We lived up to our end of the bargain
684
00:56:53,452 --> 00:56:55,412
and they kept theirs.
685
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:58,373
We tried to find people
who wouldn't be missed.
686
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:02,419
♪ ♪
687
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:05,255
People with low moral character.
688
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:12,596
And some people who were just at
the wrong place at the wrong time.
689
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:16,391
♪ ♪
690
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:21,688
Things didn't always
go exactly as planned.
691
00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:27,444
I usually pride myself on being
able to expect the unexpected.
692
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:35,619
But sometimes, life throws you a zinger.
693
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,041
♪ ♪
694
00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:44,211
Well, this was the zinger of all zingers.
695
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,922
Good night, darling.
696
00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:48,799
Sweet dreams.
697
00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:52,636
I never saw it coming.
698
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:55,555
- So that's why we're going?
699
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,016
- Liv.
700
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:01,687
Much as she pisses me off,
701
00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:05,899
I couldn't live with losing that girl.
702
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,652
- I can show you
what's on the other side.
703
00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:11,071
If you could help me get there.
704
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:14,241
- Oh, Chris.
- Liv, Liv, it's gonna be okay.
705
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,743
Kay, we're gonna make a deal and...
706
00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:23,500
♪ ♪
707
00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,252
- Wanna play, bitch?
708
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:29,756
♪ ♪
709
00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:55,532
♪ ♪
710
00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:02,122
Playtime's over now, girlfriend.
711
00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:03,038
♪ ♪
712
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:28,148
♪ ♪
713
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:32,735
♪ ♪
714
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:49,627
♪ ♪
715
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,216
- Drop the lizard.
716
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:42,139
♪ ♪
717
01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:50,230
Get that stuff off of her.
718
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:52,482
Willy, I'm so sorry about this prick.
719
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:57,237
- Eloise, please, stop. He's a good guy.
720
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,823
- Shut your yap and get outside.
721
01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:00,907
- They killed some of 'em.
722
01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:04,327
- Oh. Stupid idiots.
723
01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:06,163
It'll just incite him more.
724
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,292
Willy, this guy does not act for us.
725
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:13,003
His actions should in no way
reflect on the town of Hayesville.
726
01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:15,839
You know that, right, Willy?
727
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:17,090
Well, cuff him.
728
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,800
For God's sakes, cuff him.
729
01:01:18,884 --> 01:01:20,468
- No way. I'm not leaving him here.
730
01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:22,637
- I'll give you two reasons why you are:
731
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,848
your wife and your kid.
732
01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:26,016
If we don't do what needs to be done,
733
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:28,185
nobody in this county is safe.
734
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,773
Why couldn't you just die?
735
01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:37,027
Where are the others?
736
01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:40,113
- They're dead.
737
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,531
- Stupid kids.
738
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:45,952
Do you see?
739
01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:49,206
Okay, time to go.
740
01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:50,707
Go.
- No. Uh-uh.
741
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,292
I'm not leaving without him.
742
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,295
- I'm not giving you a choice. Go.
743
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:58,131
- I'm not leaving without him.
- Get out of here.
744
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,049
-You don't understand.
745
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,675
You've locked the wrong guy up in here.
746
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:02,469
He's not trapped in here with them.
747
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,055
They're trapped in here with him.
748
01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:07,140
- Not for much longer.
749
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:10,936
I'm sorry son.
750
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,796
- Is that what you did to my parents?
751
01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,075
You're a monster.
752
01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:31,081
- What do we do now?
753
01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:33,500
- Well, I'm gonna wait here
until this problem solves itself.
754
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:36,033
You drop her off in a cell,
come back, and get me.
755
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:37,963
Should be done by then.
756
01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:55,355
- Hey, cowboy.
757
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:57,816
Ready for a little ménage à trots?
758
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:18,460
♪ ♪
759
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,930
- ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪
760
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:30,557
♪ Knees and toes ♪
761
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,767
♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪
762
01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:34,144
♪ Knees and toes ♪
763
01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:38,398
♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪
764
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:40,942
♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪
765
01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:42,402
♪ Knees and toes ♪
766
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:46,406
♪ ♪
767
01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,950
♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins ♪
768
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,160
♪ Arms and chins ♪
769
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:54,080
- You can't arrest me - Can and will.
770
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,166
Breaking and entering,
destruction of property,
771
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:58,418
and I'm pretty sure that
was a dead body on the floor.
772
01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:00,837
- What's worse, the dead body you saw,
773
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,630
or the guy that you left to die?
774
01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:03,798
Are you ready to be a murderer?
775
01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:04,966
Because that's exactly
what you're gonna be.
776
01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:06,801
You're gonna be a cold-blooded...
777
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:12,682
- Shut up! I ain't no murderer.
778
01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:16,436
- Then what are you?
779
01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:18,188
You're complicit.
780
01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:20,190
You're just another cult
member recruited by the sheriff
781
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:21,775
to do all of her dirty work.
782
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,861
- I ain't no cult member
and I ain't no murderer.
783
01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:27,614
And how 'bout you, huh?
784
01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:28,990
Living with the sheriff all these years,
785
01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:31,284
all this going on, what have you done?
786
01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,636
- You don't know what
it's like living with her.
787
01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:40,460
My entire life, it's
like I've been a ghost.
788
01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:44,464
And no matter what I do, it
doesn't change who she is.
789
01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,299
So I thought maybe I
could do something right
790
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:48,843
and burn this fucking place down.
791
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:50,011
So I am doing something.
792
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,888
What about you? Hmm?
793
01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:54,307
You just gonna sit there
and watch all of this happen
794
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,101
and not do anything about it?
795
01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:06,027
- I'm gonna set things right.
796
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:08,488
That's what I'm goddamn
gonna do. You'll see.
797
01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:14,911
♪ ♪
798
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:17,247
- ♪ Feet, tummies, arms, and chins ♪
799
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,706
♪ Arms and chins ♪
800
01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:22,919
♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and chins ♪
801
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:25,880
♪ Feet, tummies, arms,
and chins, arms and ♪
802
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:27,882
- Oh, my God! Evan!
803
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:40,103
♪ ♪
804
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:43,189
Give me the keys. Give
me the fucking keys.
805
01:05:54,993 --> 01:05:56,119
- Shit.
806
01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:58,538
- ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪
807
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,081
♪ Legs and lips ♪
808
01:06:00,165 --> 01:06:02,250
- ♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪
809
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,710
♪ Legs and lips ♪
810
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:08,214
♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and hips ♪
811
01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:10,383
♪ Hands, fingers, legs, and lips ♪
812
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,218
♪ Legs and lips ♪
813
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:16,055
♪ ♪
814
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,558
♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪
815
01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:19,976
♪ Knees and toes ♪
816
01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:22,395
♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪
817
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,980
♪ Knees and toes ♪
818
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:27,984
♪ And eyes and ears and mouth and nose ♪
819
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,403
♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪
820
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,238
♪ Knees and toes ♪
821
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:35,825
- ♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪
822
01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:46,669
♪ ♪
823
01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:48,838
- Sucks to be you, chica.
824
01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,798
- Sucks to be you, pendejo.
825
01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:52,425
No!
826
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:54,677
Ay! Oi!
827
01:07:03,353 --> 01:07:05,021
Por favor, no más.
828
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:06,272
No más. No más.
829
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,815
No más, por favor.
830
01:07:07,899 --> 01:07:09,442
Por favor, no más.
831
01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:10,860
No más.
832
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,080
- Damn stupid kids.
833
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:30,630
♪ ♪
834
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:33,965
♪ ♪
835
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:53,568
♪ ♪
836
01:08:58,009 --> 01:08:58,842
♪ ♪
837
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:32,250
♪ ♪
838
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:46,681
♪ ♪
839
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:56,818
- ♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
840
01:09:56,901 --> 01:10:00,446
♪ And you find yourself alone ♪
841
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:03,616
♪ Standing face to face ♪
842
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,619
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
843
01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:10,289
♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪
844
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:13,000
♪ To take your fears away ♪
845
01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:16,796
♪ We just need to last the night alone ♪
846
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:19,382
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
847
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:24,470
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
848
01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:25,805
- ♪ I'm taking you ♪
849
01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:30,393
- ♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
850
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,395
- ♪ It's nothing new ♪
851
01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:37,316
- ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
852
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,401
- ♪ Can you make it through? ♪
853
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:43,030
- ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
854
01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:46,492
♪ ♪
855
01:10:57,587 --> 01:11:00,047
- That G-D-S-O-B.
856
01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:00,964
♪ ♪
857
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,861
Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
858
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,864
Hold it right there, boy.
859
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,326
Inside, now!
860
01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:34,373
Move!
861
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,876
We had a good thing,
862
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:39,003
but you just went and fucked it all up.
863
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:43,716
Look at me.
864
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,802
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
865
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:50,556
All you had to do was die.
866
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,891
Was that so hard?
867
01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:54,310
No, you just had to go
ahead and stay alive,
868
01:11:54,393 --> 01:11:56,896
and now we got five dead kids
869
01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:58,231
because of you!
870
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:01,734
You might have taken
apart a few electronics,
871
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:05,905
but I got a feeling that
you can't stop a round.
872
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,115
Willy!
873
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:12,119
Willy needs to eat,
and I'm gonna feed him.
874
01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:15,498
Willy, come and get it!
875
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:19,417
♪ ♪
876
01:12:37,228 --> 01:12:42,191
♪ ♪
877
01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:44,777
- Hey, kids, do you know what time it is?
878
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,363
It's birthday time.
879
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:50,783
- ♪ It's your birthday ♪
880
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:55,371
♪ And we want you to have fun ♪
881
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:58,791
♪ It's your birthday ♪
882
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:02,628
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
883
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:05,798
♪ It's your birthday ♪
884
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,801
♪ And we want you to have fun ♪
885
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,804
♪ It's your birthday ♪
886
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:16,392
♪ So let's party, everyone ♪
887
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:21,981
- Okay, now, kids, clap your hands
888
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:24,400
like there's no tomorrow.
889
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:27,194
- ♪ We welcome you to Willy's ♪
890
01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:29,655
♪ Where everyone's your friend ♪
891
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,198
- That's right!
892
01:13:31,282 --> 01:13:35,661
- ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪
893
01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:39,415
♪ The good times never end ♪
894
01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,001
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
895
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:44,587
♪ How old are you today? ♪
896
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:47,214
♪ Everyone at Willy's is home ♪
897
01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:49,216
♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
898
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:52,428
- ♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
899
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:55,598
♪ It's birthday time, let's cheer ♪
900
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:58,684
♪ At Willy's ♪
901
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:02,855
♪ Wonderland ♪
902
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:06,692
- Proudly serving families
903
01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:12,114
since 1984.
904
01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:17,535
♪ ♪
905
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:53,655
♪ ♪
906
01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:30,526
♪ ♪
907
01:15:32,778 --> 01:15:33,611
♪ ♪
908
01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:46,457
♪ ♪
909
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:02,701
- Whoo!
910
01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:05,204
Now that is a whole
lot of fun right there.
911
01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,873
- Yes, sir.
- Tires are good to go.
912
01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:09,291
Even tuned her up for you.
913
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,627
- Always nice to add
another toy to the collection.
914
01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:20,886
♪ ♪
915
01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:22,304
- Take a peek yet?
916
01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:25,057
- I was waiting for you.
917
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,642
- I ain't going in there.
918
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,063
- Pussy.
919
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:33,899
- Who are you calling a pussy?
920
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:34,816
♪ ♪
921
01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:47,454
- Son of a bitch.
922
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:54,170
♪ ♪
923
01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,466
Oh, shit.
924
01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:01,552
I'll be God damned.
925
01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:10,601
♪ ♪
926
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:17,753
- ♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪
927
01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:20,547
♪ ♪
928
01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:24,551
♪ Would you still remember me? ♪
929
01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:28,555
♪ ♪
930
01:19:28,639 --> 01:19:33,769
♪ For I must be traveling on now ♪
931
01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:36,522
♪ ♪
932
01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:38,691
♪ 'Cause there's too many places ♪
933
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:40,943
♪ I've got to see ♪
934
01:19:41,026 --> 01:19:44,738
♪ ♪
935
01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:50,369
♪ But if I stay here with you, girl ♪
936
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,038
♪ ♪
937
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:57,376
♪ Things just couldn't be the same ♪
938
01:19:57,459 --> 01:20:01,213
♪ ♪
939
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:06,385
♪ 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now ♪
940
01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:09,388
♪ ♪
941
01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:14,601
♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪
942
01:20:14,685 --> 01:20:17,396
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
943
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:21,984
♪ And the bird you cannot change ♪
944
01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:25,070
♪ ♪
945
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:26,904
♪ And this bird you cannot change ♪
946
01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:39,084
- I gotta tell you, my hat's off.
947
01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:42,087
That is one tough hombre.
948
01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:54,850
- Whoo!
949
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:56,643
Well, it's over.
- Yeah.
950
01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:59,271
- Oh, my God, it's actually over!
951
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:01,857
- Hell yeah, it is,
boy. Hell yeah, it is.
952
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:03,442
Hey, come on. I'm gonna give you a ride
953
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,277
We gonna celebrate. I'm buying.
954
01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,446
- Sounds good.
- It's our lucky day.
955
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,742
Oh, man.
956
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:17,373
Hey, with the machines gone,
957
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,959
I just might actually reopen it.
958
01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,129
- You gonna need a gimmick.
959
01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:26,131
- And a name.
960
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:28,675
Maybe Tex's Turf.
961
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:30,302
- That could sing.
962
01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:32,054
Maybe get you a mechanical bull.
963
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,472
- Yeah.
- Draw the customers in.
964
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:36,141
- Yeah, yeah, I just... I just might.
965
01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:39,311
Oh, fuck me.
966
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,146
- Thanks for visiting Willy's Wonderland.
967
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,982
Hope you hand a fantabulous time.
968
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:47,486
♪ ♪
969
01:21:53,575 --> 01:21:54,408
♪ ♪
970
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:39,120
♪ ♪
971
01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:58,140
- And remember, friends,
the party never ends.
972
01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:02,227
- ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
973
01:23:06,231 --> 01:23:09,985
♪ Clap your hands and stomp your feet ♪
974
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:13,989
♪ Snap your fingers to the beat ♪
975
01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:17,618
♪ Whistle loud, whistle low ♪
976
01:23:17,701 --> 01:23:21,163
♪ Sway your hips and here we go ♪
977
01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,415
- Hey, kids, do you know what time it is?
978
01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:25,250
It's birthday time!
979
01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:29,004
- ♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪
980
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:32,841
♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪
981
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:36,803
♪ It's your birthday and
we want you to have fun ♪
982
01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:41,016
♪ It's your birthday, so
let's party, everyone ♪
983
01:23:41,099 --> 01:23:42,434
♪ ♪
984
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,603
- Okay, now, kids, clap your hands
985
01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:46,813
like there's no tomorrow.
986
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:49,942
- ♪ We welcome you to Willy's
where everyone's your friend ♪
987
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:50,817
- That's right.
988
01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:52,611
- ♪ Here at Willy's Wonderland ♪
989
01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:54,446
♪ The good times never end ♪
990
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,448
♪ Birthday fun for everyone ♪
991
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,450
♪ How old are you today? ♪
992
01:23:58,534 --> 01:24:00,827
♪ Everyone at Willy's is home ♪
993
01:24:00,911 --> 01:24:02,287
♪ And you will stay ♪
- Forever.
994
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,206
- ♪ It's birthday time,
it's birthday time ♪
995
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,041
♪ It's birthday time, let's cheer ♪
996
01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:08,835
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
997
01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:12,047
- Proudly serving families since 1984.
998
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:15,966
♪ ♪
999
01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:36,905
- ♪ When the daylight's gone ♪
1000
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:40,242
♪ And you find yourself alone ♪
1001
01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:43,662
♪ Standing face to face ♪
1002
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:46,707
♪ Against the coming storm ♪
1003
01:24:46,790 --> 01:24:50,168
♪ There's no promise I can make to you ♪
1004
01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:53,088
♪ To take your fears away ♪
1005
01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:56,508
♪ We just need to last the night alone ♪
1006
01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:59,511
♪ And pray we'll see the day ♪
1007
01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:04,266
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1008
01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,018
- ♪ I'm taking you ♪
1009
01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:10,689
- ♪ To Willy's Wonderland ♪
1010
01:25:10,772 --> 01:25:12,524
- ♪ It's nothing new ♪
1011
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:17,195
- ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1012
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:18,530
- ♪ Can you make it through? ♪
1013
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:25,120
- ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1014
01:25:25,203 --> 01:25:28,290
♪ There's an empty stage ♪
1015
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:31,293
♪ And a body on the floor ♪
1016
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:34,713
♪ Willy's on the prowl ♪
1017
01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:38,133
♪ We can't hide from them much more ♪
1018
01:25:38,216 --> 01:25:41,303
♪ So take a breath and close your eyes ♪
1019
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:44,222
♪ The shadow's on the wall ♪
1020
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:47,559
♪ We just need to make it out alive ♪
1021
01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:50,562
♪ Before they kill us all ♪
1022
01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:54,566
♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1023
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:57,569
- Okay, now, kids, I want
you to clap your hands.
1024
01:25:57,653 --> 01:26:01,323
- ♪ Willy's Wonderland ♪
1025
01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:03,408
- You can run, but you can't hide.
1026
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:07,579
- ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1027
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:09,748
- Have you been to my
Super Happy Fun Room yet?
1028
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:14,252
- ♪ At Willy's Wonderland ♪
1029
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:16,421
- Then what are you waiting for?
1030
01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:22,176
♪ ♪
1031
01:26:39,069 --> 01:26:41,363
- ♪ Driving fast down slow roads ♪
1032
01:26:41,446 --> 01:26:43,990
♪ That's just the way I roll ♪
1033
01:26:44,074 --> 01:26:46,618
♪ I'm a moving train, I'm falling rain ♪
1034
01:26:46,702 --> 01:26:49,454
♪ Free from heavy loads ♪
1035
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:51,790
♪ Love the sound an engine makes ♪
1036
01:26:51,873 --> 01:26:54,292
♪ The wind against my face ♪
1037
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:57,295
♪ I'm a lightning bolt,
a blue steel Colt ♪
1038
01:26:57,379 --> 01:27:00,006
♪ I run but never race ♪
1039
01:27:00,090 --> 01:27:05,053
♪ ♪
1040
01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:07,806
♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪
1041
01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:10,308
♪ Love me or leave
me, it's all the same ♪
1042
01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:15,647
♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪
1043
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:18,233
♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪
1044
01:27:18,316 --> 01:27:20,819
♪ Tears in my rearview fading away ♪
1045
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:25,657
♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪
1046
01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:28,493
♪ Don't tie me to a post ♪
1047
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,829
♪ Put a saddle on my back ♪
1048
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:33,665
♪ The road's my home, I travel alone ♪
1049
01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:36,251
♪ Light is how I pack ♪
1050
01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:38,670
♪ I rarely say a word ♪
1051
01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:41,256
♪ I try to tell the truth ♪
1052
01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:43,884
♪ I'm ready to fight
to make wrong right ♪
1053
01:27:43,967 --> 01:27:47,053
♪ I'm tied until I'm loose ♪
1054
01:27:47,137 --> 01:27:52,058
♪ ♪
1055
01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:54,853
♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪
1056
01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:57,272
♪ Love me or leave
me, it's all the same ♪
1057
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♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪
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♪ Call me crazy, call me insane ♪
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♪ Tears in my rearview fading away ♪
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♪ I'll be gone before you get my name ♪
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♪ ♪
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