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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,792 --> 00:00:37,417 "You're invited to attend the burial... 2 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:39,667 "of Jules Videau." 3 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:51,292 Jules Videau 4 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:54,542 The Videau family, please? 5 00:00:54,917 --> 00:00:57,208 5th floor front, My condolences, sir. 6 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:58,708 Thank you. 7 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:02,083 But what have you got to cry about? 8 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,833 I can promise you it won't change anything. 9 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:06,917 You said we'd see less of each other. 10 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:10,083 Widowed and dumped... What a day! 11 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,167 Aunt Henriette! 12 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:14,375 There's someone with a book for Uncle Jules. 13 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,625 Poor Mr Videau! 14 00:01:18,292 --> 00:01:19,792 I can still hear him... 15 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:24,458 "Gaston my boy, I want that book, no matter what it costs." 16 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:26,750 I managed to get it for him... 17 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,958 ...at a very good price. 18 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:31,208 240 francs. 19 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:33,458 Not even the value of the binding. 20 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:35,208 Just take a look at the binding. 21 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:36,333 What's this about? 22 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:38,292 Something poor Jules had ordered. 23 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:40,333 A book of philosophy. 24 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,583 240 francs to pay. 25 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:45,042 Jules and oriental philosophy? 26 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:48,625 He was only interested in rugby and watching TV. 27 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,583 I'm afraid I may have embarrassed... 28 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,000 Let's just drop the matter, Sir. 29 00:01:56,292 --> 00:01:57,750 I'm very fond of the Orient... 30 00:01:57,792 --> 00:02:00,958 ...that eternal source of balance, of wisdom. 31 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,917 What's the name of this book? 32 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,625 The Kamasutra. 33 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,167 Illustrated? 34 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:09,458 Let's say embellished... with some pastel sketches. 35 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,625 I love pastels! 36 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,292 Hello, police? 37 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:14,000 Send someone to 18 Junot Ave. 38 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:17,292 No, it's not an appropriate time to do business. 39 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:20,542 I'll come back when it's more appropriate. 40 00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:23,250 Shyster! 41 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,042 Stop him! 42 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,042 Stop thief! 43 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:51,583 What style is your home? 44 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,792 None, at the moment. 45 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:54,750 We have a block of land. 46 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:58,625 We're going to build something quite original, to suit us. 47 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:00,792 We'll wait a bit longer. 48 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:08,458 How much is this scrap metal? 49 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,833 You call it scrap? 50 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,208 It's a Second Empire lamp... almost impossible to find. 51 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:16,792 It was worth 45,000. 52 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:17,958 What? 53 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,542 But anyway, it's sold. 54 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,375 You don't have any others? 55 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,375 He said they were impossible to find. 56 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:26,167 But then again, I have connections... 57 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:29,583 and I may be able to get you one from Vendee. 58 00:04:30,333 --> 00:04:32,292 But there are 3 Brazilians after one. 59 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:34,875 - She's beautiful. - Yes. 60 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,417 At the same price? 61 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:38,375 Well... 62 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:41,083 The trend is rather upward. 63 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:45,042 But then again, for connoisseurs... 64 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,833 45,000 would be OK. 65 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:48,667 You live in Paris? 66 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:50,792 44 Boulevard de Port-Royal. 67 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,917 "44 Boulevard de Port-Royal" 68 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:56,417 Mr Hyacinthe Camus. 69 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:59,125 "Hyacinthe Camus" 70 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:56,000 - At this hour? - My apologies, ma'am. 71 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:59,333 Sorry to intrude on your morning, but... 72 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,792 it's a matter of urgency. 73 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,750 Would your husband be so good... 74 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:06,375 He just went out! You could've run into him. 75 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:08,500 What do YOU want? 76 00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:11,625 Excuse my state of undress, Sir. 77 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:14,625 Exquisite! Such class, such taste! 78 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,917 It's about the lamp. 79 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,500 The lamp? 80 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:23,458 The Second-Empire-style lamp. You ordered one, didn't you? 81 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:24,625 Er... yes. 82 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:26,083 Here it is. 83 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:29,125 The boss had it delivered by air-taxi. 84 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:31,042 How kind of him! 85 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:34,667 My lamp was delivered by plane! 86 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,917 Progress takes giant strides every day. 87 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:38,417 That's right. 88 00:06:41,042 --> 00:06:43,333 Well then... it's here. 89 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,583 Yes, it's here. 90 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:48,917 Fine... 91 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,667 So that comes to 60,000 francs all up. 92 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:53,750 What? 93 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:55,750 With the special flight. 94 00:06:58,125 --> 00:07:00,625 It's just that... my husband isn't here. 95 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:03,375 Come back at lunchtime. 96 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,500 What are you doing? 97 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,083 I'm taking it. 98 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:12,833 It's absolutely forbidden to leave any goods without payment. 99 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:15,417 The boss would have apoplexy. 100 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,500 He's prone to it. 101 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:22,292 You realise, an item like this will sell in 2 hours. 102 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:25,250 You can't sell that lamp! It belongs to me! 103 00:07:25,292 --> 00:07:28,250 Say something, Sir... Do something! 104 00:07:28,292 --> 00:07:29,625 My dear lady... 105 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,625 So when will your husband be home? 106 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,333 For lunch. 107 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:37,042 Fine. 108 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:39,708 Then, in order to keep you happy... 109 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:43,333 ...I'll wait. 110 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:47,042 I'll make an exception. 111 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:52,125 2 hours will go quickly. 112 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,417 You're right, this is quite untoward. 113 00:07:57,792 --> 00:08:00,167 I'll fix this. Hyacinthe will pay me back. 114 00:08:00,292 --> 00:08:01,583 I'm embarrassed! 115 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:04,375 Nonsense, it's trivial. 116 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:06,792 3, 4, 5... a. 117 00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:09,833 There we are... 60,000 francs. 118 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,500 My briefcase. 119 00:08:14,292 --> 00:08:15,583 Much obliged. 120 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,000 That's alright... goodbye old chap! 121 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,292 But not here! 122 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,417 Hyacinthe! 123 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:33,458 - Hyacinthe isn't here! - He is! Down there! 124 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:36,458 - Good morning, Inspector. - Ma'am. 125 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:51,167 You could say "Chief inspector" in similar circumstances. 126 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:58,125 Darling, we have a guest. 127 00:08:59,042 --> 00:09:01,875 Chief Inspector! What are you doing here? 128 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,750 What a nice surprise! 129 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:05,958 I almost missed you, Camus. 130 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,125 Luckily Chief Inspector Barnave dropped in. 131 00:09:08,292 --> 00:09:10,167 You left me without a cent. 132 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,083 You owe him 60,000 francs. 133 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,500 Really? What for? 134 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,083 For... 135 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:18,708 For what? 136 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,333 Well... it's our light. 137 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:22,708 This is our light? 138 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:25,958 It's a lamp off a cab, you idiot! 139 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:26,750 Camus! 140 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,750 What? Am I supposed to accept stupidity? 141 00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:33,500 That you planned to hang this thing in our home is mad enough... 142 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:37,250 ...but to let the my chief be swindled, is totally insane! 143 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:40,708 Not at all, my friend, it's you who's been swindled. 144 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,875 Because you think that fixes everything? 145 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,375 Can we establish who delivered this? 146 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:47,625 Who dared do it? 147 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:49,833 A little chap with a hangdog look. 148 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:51,417 You've probably crossed paths. 149 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,083 Good God! That little thug! 150 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:55,333 I thought I recognised him. 151 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:59,125 Oh, that crim! Wait, his name will come back to me. 152 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,583 It's there! 153 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:08,875 That's it! 154 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,500 - I've got it! - No! Not now... 155 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:13,917 Yes! I've got it. 156 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,458 - What've you got? - The name. Write it down. 157 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:19,875 There it is... no I lost it. No. Write, quickly! 158 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,333 Baudu... Arsene. 159 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:26,125 18 rue de la Folie-Regnault. Shit! 160 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,875 Paris... 11th. 161 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:34,250 Confidence trickery in '53 and '57... 162 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:37,708 9th and 2nd divisions 163 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:41,583 Forgery and passing of forgery in '63. 164 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,708 12th division. 165 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,417 All this at 3 in the morning. 166 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:47,042 Not bad. 167 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:50,167 I can't ask my brain to stop thinking. 168 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,750 Hyacinthe, you really are a case. 169 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:57,333 You've been kicked out of the police... 170 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:01,042 But allowed to make use of my pension rights, sir. 171 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:03,083 For abuse of power... 172 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,250 abusive searches... 173 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,833 various indiscretions. 174 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,042 These belong to your past... 175 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,917 ...but your present is hardly more brilliant. 176 00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:18,042 You have, dear Hyacinthe, attained a form of latent cretinism. 177 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,708 All your colleagues are aware of it. 178 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:24,250 It would be deplorable if those same colleagues learn that their boss... 179 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:27,625 their guide, their beacon... 180 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,250 was robbed of 60,000 francs by a cretin. 181 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,375 For me, the case is almost closed. 182 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:35,583 Not for me! 183 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:37,375 You have my money? 184 00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:39,500 My phenomenal memory is in play. 185 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:43,042 All I have to do is nab that scamp and stick an old ID 186 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:44,625 under his nose! 187 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,125 Careful! 188 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,375 Impersonating a police officer... Art. 259 of the penal code. 189 00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,375 - What do you want? - The dough. 190 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:01,458 It's like this... 191 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,667 The case is dealt with in 3 stages... 192 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,500 restitution, arrest, sentencing. 193 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:08,750 Just a moment. 194 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,292 You gotta admit I'm unlucky. 195 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:19,250 Statistically I had 1 chance in 100,000. 196 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,500 To what? 197 00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,125 To bump into a pig. 198 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,292 What am I up for? 199 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:26,292 With your record, at least 2 years. 200 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,208 Because you know my record? 201 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,208 Yeah. 202 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,375 Finish eating, I have a visitor. 203 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:39,750 An importer for the ironwork business that I told you about. 204 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:41,875 You have children? 205 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,625 Didn't you know? 206 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:47,917 You don't know that thieves' kids eat like any others? 207 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,875 Even more. 208 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,333 Don't tell me your voracious eaters have gone through 60 grand's worth! 209 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,583 No. 210 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:55,958 So? 211 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:59,042 But I have paid the bills for school supplies... 212 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:03,083 the overdue rent and the butcher. 213 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,625 I didn't have enough for gas. 214 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,417 You really are a destructive pest! 215 00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,333 The epitome of a termite! 216 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:19,375 And of course you've no way of getting me the 60,000 by tonight. 217 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,208 What difference would it make? 218 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:24,375 Everything. 219 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:30,292 I could make a favorable report. 220 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:35,625 I could put it down to weakness, a moment of confusion. 221 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,292 I could even forget to nick you. 222 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,167 You'd do that? 223 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,333 Yes. 224 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,042 Listen... 225 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,500 There is a chance, but we have to move fast. 226 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,375 They leave for the cemetery in 2 hours. Alfred Dupuis. 227 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,958 We can do it. 228 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:51,292 Do what? 229 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,417 Haven't you done enough that's dishonest? 230 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,792 I see... not quite. 231 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,458 It's there. 232 00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,375 Seriously, you're not pulling some stunt on me are you? 233 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:03,792 I'll be only a minute. 234 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,417 I'm glad it's you. 235 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,083 Sir, can you tell me what time the convoy leaves? 236 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,875 I don't know and I don't care. 237 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,500 Stop thief! 238 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,708 Scoundrel! Goddamned crook! 239 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,500 Abuser of the dead! 240 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:33,250 It is just a dreadful mistake, Sir. 241 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,042 And what do you call this? 242 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,208 - We'll take him to the police! - I'm police. 243 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,542 What's happened? 244 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,500 This bastard comes to insult a family's pain... 245 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,167 and the memory of a saint! 246 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,333 To defraud 60,000 francs. 247 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,792 These gentlemen misunderstood, Inspector. 248 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,708 They're romanticising. 249 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,458 Are you calling us liars? 250 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:57,000 - What if we lynched him? - Then I'll run you all in! 251 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,083 So, are you complaining about being insulted or swindled? 252 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,208 Both. And offense against decency. This obscene book! 253 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,792 Include all of it. 254 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,333 Be at the police station at 6 AM 255 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,833 with your family record books. 256 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,500 And you're coming with me, you maniac. 257 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,333 Keep moving, you idiot. 258 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,833 When it's not meant to happen, it doesn't happen, eh? 259 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,500 I'm going through one hell of a time. 260 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,792 Tell that to the judge. 261 00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:34,000 It's not him who'll return my 60 grand. 262 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,750 Don't give me a hard time... Haven't I done what I could? 263 00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,625 It's a matter of luck. 264 00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:47,208 I wouldn't mind a pick-me-up... 265 00:15:47,792 --> 00:15:50,333 before I'm locked up... Any chance? 266 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,125 Want to know what I really think, Inspector? 267 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:58,917 You were a victim of poor career guidance. 268 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,750 Yes... With your brains, your authority... 269 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,458 your piercing glance... 270 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,542 you could have been a top-flight criminal. 271 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,708 Are you trying to win me over with flattery, Baudu? 272 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:13,750 No way! 273 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,167 Because... 274 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,917 This time we have to go... 275 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,375 Otherwise I'll miss the Black Maria. 276 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,042 You're in a rush to find yourself back inside? 277 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:32,375 No, but after the first night in a cell, you share quarters. 278 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:36,083 I know the place... it's not the Ritz. 279 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,917 Baudu! 280 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,958 What would you say to sleeping in your own bed tonight? 281 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,125 - Do that again! - Oh no... 282 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,792 Yes, it's so funny... just once more! 283 00:16:58,292 --> 00:16:59,500 Police! 284 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:03,333 Works like magic! 285 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,958 You have to be honest. 286 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:09,583 Never mind you've scared the wits out of me! 287 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:10,917 I regretted that. 288 00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:12,417 You're a brick! 289 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,333 I don't thank the good Lord. 290 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:19,125 60 grand and out of a job... nice result! 291 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,083 My life's been a long hard road, Baudu... 292 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,583 ...paved with injustices. 293 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,417 Failed my primary school certificate 3 times 294 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,000 because of wee-wee problems. 295 00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:34,625 Today, unemployed... Tomorrow. . .? 296 00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,750 Unemployed? Not likely. 297 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,417 And if we were to have a last drink at home... 298 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:47,875 ...I have a little scheme I'd like to discuss with you. 299 00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:52,167 "Brains and legs." That's my formula. 300 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,167 I'm a true thoroughbred. 301 00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,292 A sprinter. 302 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:02,875 Oh... up top, I'm a bit weak... 303 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:08,542 But, with a bit of encouragement there's no limit to what I can do. 304 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,583 For you and me, Hyacinthe... 305 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,708 ...money is waiting to fall in our laps. 306 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:17,542 Baudu“. 307 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,083 You're scaring me. 308 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,417 We can clean up! 309 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:26,500 You make me touch on a very depressing truth... 310 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,792 "Crime doesn't pay". 311 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:32,667 - Or...? - I've been vegetating for 20 years. 312 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,958 But that's going to change. 313 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:39,417 I'm untying the moorings... I'm breaking the chains! 314 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,333 Honest people are ungrateful... so too bad for them. 315 00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:47,292 They've liberated the genius of evil. 316 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:50,708 Intelligence in the service of crime. 317 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,042 They won't know what hit them! 318 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:01,167 You'll have to toss your pancake with a coin... 319 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,417 if you want good luck with money. 320 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,125 Arsene! 321 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,333 Arsene... 322 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,083 The sign that I've been waiting for. 323 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,917 The green light. 324 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,708 Hidden forces are with us. 325 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,083 It will hurt. 326 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,750 Dear lady, entrust me with the decider... 327 00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:27,333 It's a thousand to one. 328 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,292 Waiter... waiter! 329 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:39,917 Waiter! 330 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,625 - "Barman. " - I'm sorry. 331 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,417 - What do I owe you, barman? - 1 franc. 332 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,167 I'm embarrassed. 333 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,583 - You can't pay? - Well... 334 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,500 I can and I can't. 335 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,833 I'll need to go to the bank to change it. 336 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,208 Maybe you'll accept it. 337 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,958 I don't know anything about it. 338 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,417 Mr Ginot... 339 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,500 Any idea? 340 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,792 That's 10 florins. 341 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,250 That's right! 342 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,458 I'd change it for you, but... 343 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,625 I'd need to know what it was worth. 344 00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:25,000 You can never tell what it's worth. 345 00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:26,958 It changes all the time. 346 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,333 The exchange rate. 347 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,417 Mr. Ginot... 348 00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,958 You go to the stock exchange every day... 349 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,208 It's your business. 350 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,708 Maybe you could help him out. 351 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,708 Florins... 352 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,958 About 3,000. 353 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,042 You are very obliging. 354 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,833 Charley, pour us 2 cognacs. 355 00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,167 Tell me... 356 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:04,500 Do you often get hold of Dutch coins? 357 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,625 I could have more... 358 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:10,042 if I went to see my dad's brother more often. 359 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,542 My old uncle. 360 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:16,083 He'd be very well off, your uncle? 361 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,375 Hardly... He just has a lot of coins. 362 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:23,583 - Good stuff. - Yeah. 363 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:30,375 You know those Ali Baba-style terracotta jars. . .? 364 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:31,708 Yeah, the... 365 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,542 Well... 366 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,833 instead of being full of olives... 367 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,333 they're full of coins. 368 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,125 He was a gardener for 20 years with a Dutchman. 369 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:45,042 He was a wiz at looking after the tulips. 370 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:49,375 And then, when the old man died, he got all religious. 371 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,917 Visions... the works. 372 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,750 He changed quite suddenly. 373 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,375 Now he's a sexton in Seine-et-Oise. 374 00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:00,500 A scream, eh? 375 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,792 The whole place is classified. One star in the guide. 376 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:13,500 Uncle always says to notice the transition from Norman to Gothic. 377 00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:20,042 We're not here as tourists. Where is your uncle? 378 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:23,667 If he's not in the nave, he's in the vestry. 379 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,125 I'll listen to the arguing from here, I guess. 380 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:28,042 I'll just say what I have to say. 381 00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,250 Alright. 382 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:42,000 You again, you scamp! What do you want now? 383 00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:45,417 Just passing, Uncle... Thought I'd drop in. 384 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,125 This gentleman is the friend I spoke to you about. 385 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,958 You know, the... numismatist. 386 00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:54,875 Numismatist or not, I've no time for anyone. 387 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:58,417 If this continues, I'll leave for Chartreuse or Zanzibar. 388 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,000 So go away! 389 00:23:00,292 --> 00:23:02,708 Those damn coins only get me into trouble. 390 00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:06,208 I'll end up giving them to the Little Sisters of the Poor. 391 00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:10,667 What an old jerk! 392 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,375 I did warn you. 393 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,417 He's a character. 394 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,167 - Might as well go home. - Just a moment! 395 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,792 When Ginot goes 50 km to do business... 396 00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:25,708 he wraps it up. 397 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,333 - Do I try again? - Come on! 398 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,792 What is it? 399 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,625 Let me in, Uncle. 400 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,292 I just want to give you a hug before we leave. 401 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,542 Alright, but make it quick. 402 00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:52,375 Try to get 100 at 3,000. 403 00:24:21,917 --> 00:24:23,875 150 grand each. 404 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,375 What are you going to do with yours? 405 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:27,958 Invest them, like you. 406 00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:31,458 That's nice! How do I pay my gas bill? 407 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:35,542 The speed with which you squandered 60,000 francs 408 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:38,333 indicates a perverse trend towards lavish spending. 409 00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,917 I'll save you from yourself. 410 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:41,542 By stuffing the loot in your pocket? 411 00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,833 It's no longer loot... now it's capital. 412 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,125 HOSIERY 413 00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:13,833 Mr Victor Buffe, please. 414 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:16,292 We don't take delivery of stock until Friday. 415 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,708 My father is very busy. 416 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:21,125 We're not here about hosiery, Miss. 417 00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,625 We're here on official business... 418 00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,500 concerning Mr Buffe personally... 419 00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:28,375 Solely. 420 00:25:28,542 --> 00:25:29,792 Yes, solely. 421 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,917 What is this about? 422 00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:49,667 Mr Buffe... 423 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:53,500 it is my pleasure to be here to inform you... 424 00:25:54,042 --> 00:25:56,125 that by the decision of the Chancellery... 425 00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:58,250 dated 8th of July... 426 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:02,375 you are named Knight of the French Order of Radiance. 427 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:14,292 I am happy and proud to be the first 428 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,208 to congratulate you. 429 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:20,167 Me, a knight? There must be some mistake. 430 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,000 It's impossible. 431 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,750 Not at all, Sir... the decision is based purely on merit... 432 00:26:26,958 --> 00:26:30,458 and some friends, whose names must remain withheld. 433 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:33,250 The diploma, if you please. 434 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:37,917 The medallion! 435 00:26:47,042 --> 00:26:49,708 Simone, go and get your mother. 436 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:51,667 How splendid! 437 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,375 - And very original. - Isn't it. 438 00:26:55,167 --> 00:26:57,083 "RF" ? 439 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:58,625 Yes. 440 00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:03,667 RF... "Radiance of France" 441 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:06,917 Your parchment. 442 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:25,583 Victor, my darling! What a day to remember! 443 00:27:25,792 --> 00:27:29,250 I'm all choked up! It's wonderful! 444 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:36,417 Chancellery fees amount to 50,000 francs. 445 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,708 50,000 francs, for Chancellery fees. 446 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:53,375 Simone, go and get the money from my desk... right drawer. 447 00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:12,167 Larsan-Bellac. 448 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:16,208 Ah, it's you! Bastard, scoundrel, trickster! 449 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,833 We're going to file a complaint! 450 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:21,625 What's going on, my dear chap? 451 00:28:21,792 --> 00:28:23,750 What are you so worked up about? 452 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,292 "Worked up about"?! 453 00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:27,375 Did you hear that creep? 454 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:30,292 And don't call me "dear chap" ! 455 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,042 What is it, my friend? 456 00:28:32,167 --> 00:28:35,542 My friends and I have found that your so-called road 457 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:38,042 passes exactly 9 km away! 458 00:28:38,292 --> 00:28:39,500 9 km from what? 459 00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,417 "9 km from what"?! 460 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,125 From the blocks of land that you sold us! 461 00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:45,792 You'd have been exploited. 462 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,167 That was a deliberate error. 463 00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,208 To buy back the land at a low price. Refuse. 464 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,958 Tell him that we'll file a complaint. 465 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:53,000 He'll take advantage of you. 466 00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:56,042 You are free to play the enemy's game. 467 00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:59,042 I can see quite clearly where the offensive is coming from. 468 00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,250 Everything starts from Place Beauvau. 469 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:04,792 As for that local government... I've handled them before. 470 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:07,333 The road will go where I say it will go. 471 00:29:07,417 --> 00:29:12,167 500 million on the table, or we go straight to the police! 472 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,083 We'll be there in 10 minutes! 473 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:35,125 Mr Larsan-Bellac... 2 gentlemen to see you. 474 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,042 Already? 475 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,500 Show them in. 476 00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:12,542 What's it about? 477 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,542 Mr Larsan-Bellac... 478 00:30:15,042 --> 00:30:17,500 it is my pleasure to be here to inform you... 479 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:21,833 that by the decision of the Chancellery dated 8th of July... 480 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:24,500 you are named Knight of the French Order of Radiance. 481 00:30:25,417 --> 00:30:28,625 I am happy and proud to be first to congratulate you. 482 00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:32,250 The decision is based purely on merit... 483 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:36,000 and some friends, whose names must remain withheld. 484 00:30:36,917 --> 00:30:38,875 The diploma, if you please. 485 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:43,708 The medallion! 486 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:57,000 A beautiful thing. 487 00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:04,958 The main thing, Mr Larsan-Bellac, is what it symbolises. 488 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,208 Your parchment. 489 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:13,792 Chancellery fees amount to 50,000 francs. 490 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,042 Reasonable. 491 00:31:20,917 --> 00:31:23,500 Yes, yes, yes, Yes» Yes--- 492 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,333 Do you give a receipt? 493 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:29,583 No... 494 00:31:29,917 --> 00:31:31,375 Aren't you ashamed? 495 00:31:31,417 --> 00:31:33,500 Why no names and addresses? 496 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:38,250 Have you been working very long at this sort of tomfoolery? 497 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:40,292 We started this morning. 498 00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:44,500 And how many pigeons have you shaken down? 499 00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:47,458 You would have been the second. 500 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:51,292 I'm sorry to interrupt such a promising run. 501 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:56,542 What a pity. 502 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,458 You're the right physical types. 503 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,875 You give off a feeling... 504 00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:03,375 of soothing stupidity. 505 00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:06,667 Comfortingly third rate. 506 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:10,958 And yes! Your presentation is better than what you're selling. 507 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:14,000 So what should we sell? 508 00:32:15,292 --> 00:32:16,292 That's the thing... 509 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,958 5 minutes ago, I would've said... "Land. " 510 00:32:23,583 --> 00:32:27,667 But... a man of experience should never stray into what's concrete. 511 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:30,292 It's easier to subdivide outer space... 512 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:33,250 than to sell a block of land in Barbizon. 513 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:37,417 The abstract, gentlemen, remains the soul of business. 514 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,875 That's all I sold for 20 years. A legendary track record... 515 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:44,250 unassailable references. 516 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:46,500 Apart from the Treaty of Versailles, 517 00:32:46,542 --> 00:32:49,917 the full catalogue of sleazy deals comes out of here. 518 00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:52,083 Plastic mines in Oubangui, 519 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:53,792 Parking lots in the Galapagos, 520 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:56,500 A subway in the Andes... the whole box and dice! 521 00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:57,542 What? 522 00:32:57,708 --> 00:33:00,208 By comparison, our trifles... 523 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,625 This lucky medal led you to me! 524 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:06,417 With me, gentlemen you will learn the trade. 525 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:08,292 No, he's not in! 526 00:33:08,292 --> 00:33:11,542 Don't give us that! We know that crook is here. 527 00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:14,292 I'll initiate you to the higher reaches of speculation... 528 00:33:14,417 --> 00:33:18,375 gold-plated sorcery with the poetry of numbers. 529 00:33:18,417 --> 00:33:19,208 The cases! 530 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:22,000 Open up, gangster... or it'll cost you dearly. 531 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,750 What are you waiting for, thief? For us to break down the door? 532 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:29,333 - Calm them down. - Say something nice! 533 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:33,000 No. I'd prefer to give you your first lesson. 534 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,917 When facing disaster... no servility, no compromise. 535 00:33:40,542 --> 00:33:41,917 Just contempt. 536 00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:51,250 ARCHIVE SHREDDING OLD PAPER BOUGHT 537 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,208 You little brat! 538 00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:57,125 - What are you referring to? - Hearsay. 539 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:01,500 Like your business with roads would have ended badly. 540 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:02,667 Gossip. 541 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,792 This your partner? 542 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,292 MY apprentice. 543 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:08,042 You want to introduce him to mirages? 544 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,208 You're getting back into paper? Perfect! 545 00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:11,958 I've rescued a land registry 546 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:14,958 and owner's titles of 3 places in Australia. 547 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:18,167 1895. The time of the big gold-rush. 548 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:21,750 It's the best... unless you prefer to launch your protege 549 00:34:21,917 --> 00:34:23,625 straight into the big-time. 550 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:26,750 In which case, I have a baron's genealogy. 551 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,875 Guaranteed to the Crusades. 552 00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:32,042 With that, you get yourself an American heiress. 553 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,708 Sorry, but I draw the line at using fake sentiment to work a scam. 554 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:36,042 It's simply unfair. 555 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:39,417 Like the nice Russian treasury bonds of 1907? 556 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,583 Yeah, the 1907 treasury bonds! 557 00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:46,542 Ten years ago, I sold them to decorate bathrooms. 558 00:34:47,625 --> 00:34:48,792 Would you need a lot? 559 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:50,792 I don't do small business. 560 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:53,750 I can give you 50 kg, at 2,000 per kilo. 561 00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:58,417 I run the iron over them and deliver them brand new to you. 562 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,333 Well? 563 00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:24,708 Do I have to open the door? 564 00:35:52,792 --> 00:35:54,542 So good to see you, Mr Larsan-Bellac. 565 00:35:54,792 --> 00:35:59,292 The manager is held up in Paris, but he sends you his compliments. 566 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:01,250 Please thank him for me. 567 00:36:02,042 --> 00:36:05,208 We've arranged the amenities that you wanted. 568 00:36:05,417 --> 00:36:06,167 Perfect. 569 00:36:06,542 --> 00:36:07,833 My mail! 570 00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,667 Is there a good vet here? 571 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:15,750 The best of the coast. Should I call him? 572 00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,333 No. I just wanted to know if there was one. 573 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:21,417 Arabelle has allergies. 574 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,375 Book me a table for 3 in the restaurant tonight. 575 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,125 The best table. 576 00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:27,708 Excuse me. 577 00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:29,833 Marcel, will you attend to Mr Rimero. 578 00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:37,000 Rimero. 10 billion. 579 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:39,333 Stupid, and totally up himself. 580 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,250 I didn't trouble you for nothing. 581 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:43,375 The Royal Suite. 582 00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:48,167 I hope, my beautiful, that this kennel will suit you. 583 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,250 Who is that, the guy with the dog? 584 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,167 What does he sell? 585 00:36:53,417 --> 00:36:55,042 Right now, I don't know. 586 00:36:55,417 --> 00:36:57,833 The first time that I met him, 587 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:01,042 Mr Larsan-Bellac had sold the Tuamotu Islands... 588 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:03,708 in order to buy the Gulf of Mexico. 589 00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,958 Well, some of it. 590 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:08,875 I guess he must have property interests. 591 00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:11,000 Well, he's not the only one! 592 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,292 Oh! Lulu! 593 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:25,917 Gina, Fernand... You little grubs! Inside! 594 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,958 Is this your hacienda? Your boss is kidding us. 595 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,167 My partner. 596 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,417 That's worse. 597 00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:36,583 Hey, Are you okay in there? 598 00:37:36,792 --> 00:37:38,667 You should take an x-ray. 599 00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:42,333 5 minutes from the airport, 5 minutes from the sea! 600 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:48,083 With a standard I'd call Brisbane with Yokohama. 601 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:50,417 Don't you realise it's a brilliant hideout! 602 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,208 If you'd like to look inside... 603 00:37:52,292 --> 00:37:54,083 It's definitely worth it. 604 00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:07,500 Deauville 88 39 41 605 00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:10,833 This is Hondouville 9. 606 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:18,000 Doilies! An iron bed. 607 00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:21,292 Maybe I'll have my nervous breakdown. 608 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:26,333 - Hello, are you there? - I'm listening, Sir. 609 00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:28,792 Mr Larsan-Bellac's apartment, please. 610 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:41,250 Larsan-Bellac Corporation. 611 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,208 This is Mr Bidermann, from Zurich. 612 00:38:43,792 --> 00:38:46,000 - Mr Bidermann? - From Zurich! 613 00:38:46,042 --> 00:38:50,208 Ah, hello Mr Bidermann. Did you have a pleasant trip? 614 00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:53,000 Could I speak to Mr Larsan-Bellac? 615 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:55,500 It's just that Sir is sunbathing. 616 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,208 That's what we're here for, isn't it? 617 00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:00,833 Order of management. 618 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,500 Would you be able to call back Sir on the direct line? 619 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:05,708 "My respects to Madame." 620 00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,667 "My respects to Madame." Not likely! 621 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:16,792 Si f? 622 00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:21,208 Hello... Sir! 623 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:26,167 Mr Bidermann just called. 624 00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:29,000 - From Washington? - No sir. From Zurich. 625 00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:30,792 Ah! So he's home? 626 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:32,500 I didn't want to disturb you. 627 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:36,958 Mr Bidermann just wanted to say to you that everything went well. 628 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,250 Good. Let him stay in touch. 629 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:53,042 I hope that the position will suit you, Mrs Patterson. 630 00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:56,667 I don't want to see anyone. Crowds scare me. 631 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:59,125 The crazy one... Who is she? 632 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:00,500 According to the hearsay... 633 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:05,000 a suburb of San Francisco, a shipping company... 634 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:07,208 oil, all over the place. 635 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:10,875 3 or 4 times married, completely crazy. 636 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:13,542 Stop paying attention to gossip. 637 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:16,125 She's fascinating. 638 00:40:27,917 --> 00:40:30,042 Please, this noise is unbearable. 639 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:31,875 Mrs Patterson has a headache . 640 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,583 Apologies to Madame. 641 00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:36,542 Mr Larsan-Bellac will have moved in within the hour. 642 00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:38,458 Who is Mr Larsan-Bellac? 643 00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:52,583 I would've preferred more discretion. 644 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,833 Hurry it up, please. 645 00:40:55,167 --> 00:40:57,458 For 24 hours, I live like a castaway. 646 00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,083 On the first device, 647 00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:01,833 I connect to the London and Zurich stock exchanges. 648 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,417 On the second, to New York and Melbourne. 649 00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:09,292 A device here for a direct line... 650 00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:12,125 One in the bedroom, one in the bathroom. 651 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,875 And one on the terrace, of course. 652 00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:18,542 Arsene, get some refreshments for these gentlemen. 653 00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:23,833 As soon as we're plugged in, you'll get me Cairo. 654 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:25,750 Colonel Nasser or his 2nd in command? 655 00:41:26,042 --> 00:41:29,000 Why would I want his 2nd in command?! 656 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:31,083 Wake up, Arsene! 657 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,583 - Are you discreet? - It's the basis of my profession. 658 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:39,375 The apartment next to the Royal Suite... 659 00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:41,708 I need it, as soon as it's free. 660 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,833 I doubt if Mrs Patterson will be staying long. 661 00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:47,500 I'm counting on you. 662 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:51,167 A sherry please. 663 00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:57,875 And a bowl of Vittel Grande Source at cellar temperature. 664 00:41:58,042 --> 00:41:59,708 With a piece of lemon peel. 665 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:07,000 You'll stop saying that I don't take care of you. 666 00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:29,833 It's for the pretty doggie-woggie. 667 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,250 Certainly not. 668 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,167 Arabelle is not a pretty doggie-woggie. 669 00:42:35,417 --> 00:42:37,833 She's a Lhasa terrier from Tibet. 670 00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:42,042 Lhasa terriers are prone to allergies... 671 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:43,833 and syndromes. 672 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,375 Oh, goodness me! 673 00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:48,500 As I'm pleased to inform you. 674 00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:52,000 I apologize... I should have introduced myself... 675 00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:53,542 Rimero. 676 00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:56,333 Rimero. 677 00:42:58,583 --> 00:43:00,625 Same again. 678 00:43:02,167 --> 00:43:03,958 You know the name don't you! 679 00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:06,083 Construction sites, trucks, scaffolding. 680 00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:12,333 At least you must have read "Rimero" on the fences. 681 00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:14,625 That's not my bedtime reading. 682 00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:17,167 Big joke! 683 00:43:18,792 --> 00:43:20,833 You don't need to introduce yourself, eh? 684 00:43:20,958 --> 00:43:23,833 The tycoon, the big wheel, the wise-guy. 685 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:27,000 You say "Larsan-Bellac" like it was "General Motors" ! 686 00:43:27,542 --> 00:43:29,208 Or "General de Gaulle". 687 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:40,000 Mr Larsan-Bellac... 688 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,917 Could I ask you for a tip? 689 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:54,250 I'm afraid, Sir, that you confuse finance with the trifecta. 690 00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,917 That's smart, when you think about it. 691 00:44:18,833 --> 00:44:20,875 - Toast, Sir? - No. Lemon. 692 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:30,208 Your vitamins, Arabelle. 693 00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:33,500 Eat slowly. 694 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,625 Chew properly. 695 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,167 I said to chew it! 696 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:47,083 Would you take these little eggs to my driver? He loves them. 697 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,542 My respects, Mrs Patterson. 698 00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:30,208 Hello, Commander. 699 00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:33,667 Calm sea, favorable wind, good weather. 700 00:45:33,958 --> 00:45:36,458 Ready to sail. What are your orders? 701 00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:39,417 - We'll have to wait. 702 00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:46,083 Thank you, Mr Arsene. 703 00:45:46,292 --> 00:45:49,167 It's good for the brain... Full of phosphorus. 704 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:53,667 Thank you, Arsene. OK if I call you "Arsene"? 705 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:55,125 Sure! 706 00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:56,917 So... vodka? 707 00:45:57,167 --> 00:45:58,833 Do I have to go get it? 708 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,292 No service anymore. 709 00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:04,583 It's the age of the snack bar. The race to the bottom. 710 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:08,667 Socialism... 711 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,458 Who's account does it go on? 712 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:14,667 The Royal Suite. 713 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:16,875 Alright with you? 714 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,833 We don't exactly have it tough, do we? 715 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,375 The Esterel motorway... we participated in it. 716 00:46:23,792 --> 00:46:27,875 You can have the power stations and bridges. 717 00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:28,917 Know what I mean? 718 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,708 Like the difference between a labourer and a skilled worker. 719 00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:35,250 And what are you into back home? 720 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:37,667 Widowhood and cemeteries. 721 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:41,625 Bumping off? 722 00:46:41,667 --> 00:46:45,375 Oh no! Madame owns cemeteries in California. 723 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:49,000 Inherited from Mr Patterson, her third husband. 724 00:46:49,417 --> 00:46:52,125 The second, Lord Edward, left us the boat. 725 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:53,667 I'd love to go sailing. 726 00:46:53,667 --> 00:46:57,292 Around the Azores, the Caribbean. 727 00:46:57,458 --> 00:47:00,583 Madame only sees that boat as a memory. 728 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,708 She's never boarded it. 729 00:47:02,917 --> 00:47:06,625 Lord Edward wanted that she must keep the crew. 730 00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:08,417 That was a nice thing to do. 731 00:47:08,917 --> 00:47:10,292 Rather burdensome, no doubt. 732 00:47:10,375 --> 00:47:11,208 Pooh! 733 00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:13,458 There are people who count in millions... 734 00:47:14,042 --> 00:47:15,750 Those who count in billions... 735 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,417 And those who don't need to count. 736 00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:28,250 If there were some trains, it'd at least be a distraction. 737 00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:32,208 When I think that we'd be in a palace... 738 00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:35,167 if Monsieur had played the drivers, not the bankers. 739 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:37,583 How can you compare the two situations? 740 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:42,042 - What? - New York! 741 00:47:47,458 --> 00:47:49,000 - Just a moment, please. 742 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:52,500 Mr Badwell is calling you from New York. 743 00:47:52,792 --> 00:47:54,917 - You're calling me now? Congratulations. 744 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,542 What's happening with Anaconda Cooper? 745 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,042 The move is coming from Republic Steel. 746 00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,042 They flooded the market at opening. 747 00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:05,958 That's all I wanted to know. 748 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:07,667 Listen carefully, Badwell... 749 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:09,167 Listen carefully! 750 00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:11,583 I'll settle with London at the close of trading. 751 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:14,250 You move with 20,000 shares. 752 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:19,250 You support Royal Dutch and keep your eye on Republic Steel. 753 00:48:19,917 --> 00:48:21,958 I suspect the coalition. 754 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:24,875 Well, I'll nip it in the bud. 755 00:48:25,042 --> 00:48:28,917 If the Arabs lift a finger, I'll dump Texas on them 756 00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:30,958 and shut down the Suez canal! 757 00:48:31,125 --> 00:48:36,167 Miss, please connect me to London, urgently... Medway 26... 758 00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:41,333 Then would you get me Zurich top priority - 7282... 759 00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:44,875 We'll take the boss's car... 760 00:48:45,167 --> 00:48:48,750 and I'll take you for a long walk... 761 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:18,417 No, pet... 762 00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:23,000 No! Not in chronological order... Order of precedence. 763 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:28,375 A lord always comes before an oil man, no matter how important. 764 00:49:28,375 --> 00:49:29,708 Sorry, Ma'am. 765 00:49:30,792 --> 00:49:32,042 Sir... 766 00:49:34,292 --> 00:49:35,250 Yes? 767 00:49:35,292 --> 00:49:38,417 5 points increase on copper in Melbourne, Sir. 768 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:42,417 Sell 100 tonnes at the end of August through Blit Brothers on Melbourne 769 00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:46,833 and buy 200 tonnes at the end of October with Abdul Asha on Bombay. 770 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,417 Who should I contact about the necessary funds? 771 00:49:50,417 --> 00:49:54,208 For the southern hemisphere, still Siamako in Yokohama. 772 00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:55,458 It's simple! 773 00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:58,667 Put the orders through Bidermann, in Zurich. 774 00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:00,708 Jeanne“. This hotel is a nest of spies! 775 00:50:01,042 --> 00:50:03,917 To think that creep sent me flowers! 776 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:05,583 Throw them out immediately. 777 00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:10,792 Zurich! 778 00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:14,750 It's Zurich time! 779 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:19,208 If you only knew how fed up I am. Totally! 780 00:50:19,292 --> 00:50:22,083 It really bugs me to hear you bitching 781 00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:25,458 when I'm doing everything to get you a better life. 782 00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:28,125 You'll always be a nonentity. 783 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:30,792 This is the Federal Bank of Zurich. 784 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,583 Mr Bidermann would like to speak with Mr Larsan-Bellac. 785 00:50:36,792 --> 00:50:39,792 Bidermann, my friend, do you have an answer from Rome? 786 00:50:39,917 --> 00:50:42,667 Monsignor Callot should receive an audience this evening. 787 00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:45,792 Considering your links with the Archimandrite... 788 00:50:45,958 --> 00:50:48,250 I would have preferred that you take care of it. 789 00:50:48,542 --> 00:50:50,708 If it becomes necessary, I'll go to finalise it. 790 00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:55,250 Be so good as to let me know the result tomorrow morning around 10. 791 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,125 Auf Wiedersehen. 792 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:00,167 Arabelle ? 793 00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:01,708 Arabelle ? 794 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,167 Have you seen my pet? 795 00:51:03,792 --> 00:51:05,792 You must have let her get out. 796 00:51:07,917 --> 00:51:08,833 Arabelle! 797 00:51:11,625 --> 00:51:16,583 My little dog has disappeared! Organise a search. Call the police 100,000 reward. 798 00:51:17,792 --> 00:51:19,458 - 100 grand. - 100 grand? 799 00:51:24,667 --> 00:51:25,958 -100 grand. 800 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:30,708 -100 grand? 801 00:51:31,667 --> 00:51:33,042 There's 100 grand reward! 802 00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:41,250 100 grand! 803 00:51:46,042 --> 00:51:48,875 Mr Alexandre, it's only a dog. 804 00:51:48,958 --> 00:51:52,917 Only a dog? 3 gold medals... 805 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,792 The kennels rented her to me for 2,000. They'll want 5,000 if she's lost. 806 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:04,208 I'll take it out of what I owe you. 807 00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:05,792 Oh shit! 808 00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,042 Excuse me, Sir... 809 00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:10,667 Your dog went into Madame's and refuses to come out. 810 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,958 I meant what I said! 811 00:52:15,542 --> 00:52:17,583 I'll just put something on and be right with you. 812 00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:19,875 Tell the concierge to call off the search. 813 00:52:20,042 --> 00:52:21,167 Very well. 814 00:52:22,292 --> 00:52:24,375 Call off the troops... the mutt's been found. 815 00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:32,958 Come on now, Arabelle... Come here this moment! 816 00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:34,458 Arabelle, heel! 817 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,375 Arabelle, be a good girl... 818 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:37,833 Come on... 819 00:52:38,292 --> 00:52:39,333 Arabelle ! 820 00:52:40,417 --> 00:52:42,667 I promise not to scold you. 821 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:50,833 No, but you're a cheeky girl! 822 00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:52,917 You promised not to scold her. 823 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:54,917 She's so cute. 824 00:52:55,208 --> 00:52:58,708 She'll have to miss a walk. Madame, my respects. 825 00:52:58,917 --> 00:53:00,333 Again, thank you so much. 826 00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:02,500 Mr Larsan-Bellac... 827 00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:04,833 I'm very embarrassed. 828 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:07,042 I don't know how to tell you. 829 00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,875 I fear your life may be in danger. 830 00:53:10,042 --> 00:53:11,333 Really?!\ 831 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:13,375 Someone is spying on you! 832 00:53:21,042 --> 00:53:22,625 You played golf. 833 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:24,250 My daily 18-holes. 834 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:29,500 And you use, I don't know why, a sort of field telephone. 835 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:30,583 That's right. 836 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:35,458 My driver collects the Stock Exchange moves and passes them on to me. 837 00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:36,708 It was Rocky... 838 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:39,500 Rockefeller Jr, who taught me the trick. 839 00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:41,292 Well, "the trick" isn't secure. 840 00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:44,542 All your conversations are monitored... 841 00:53:45,042 --> 00:53:48,250 by a certain Rimero, self-styled entrepreneur... 842 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,667 and certainly a secret agent. 843 00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:56,792 An obsessive who sends me roses every hour. 844 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,792 He has the effrontery? That peasant from Cantal?! 845 00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:01,667 I'll slap him! 846 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:05,333 Please, I'm on holiday... Let's avoid any fuss. 847 00:54:05,417 --> 00:54:08,250 I can kill him with my sabre without making a fuss. 848 00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:10,125 I learned to duel at Heidelberg. 849 00:54:10,292 --> 00:54:12,917 - My God! - Alright, I'll spare him... 850 00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:17,250 ...rather than spoil your holiday. 851 00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:29,125 May I be bold, crazy... insane? 852 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:31,000 Goodness, that depends! 853 00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:35,333 May I ask you to dinner? No! Don't stop to think about it! 854 00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:38,583 Not a word! 855 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:42,000 Allow me to leave with that image. 856 00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:48,667 Leonardo... 857 00:54:50,167 --> 00:54:52,625 The Da Vinci smile! 858 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:57,083 My car will be in front of the hotel tonight at 8pm 859 00:54:57,417 --> 00:55:00,042 I shall wait until the pink light of dawn... 860 00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:04,375 very patiently, very respectfully. 861 00:55:06,875 --> 00:55:08,042 No. 862 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:12,917 Didn't you say "respectfully"? 863 00:55:13,667 --> 00:55:18,542 Excuse me. A solitary life awakens primitive instincts. 864 00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:24,042 You'd be unaware of a world populated by numbers... 865 00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:26,333 continually at war. 866 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:29,208 Those who go by appearances say: 867 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:32,083 "Larsan-Bellac is a powerful man." 868 00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:34,458 What a mockery! 869 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:37,833 - Just a poor man. - "Poor" ? 870 00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:41,542 Worse than that... Appallingly lonely. 871 00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:48,792 The life of a widow is not a happy one. 872 00:55:59,375 --> 00:56:01,583 I must appear very unsophisticated to you. 873 00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:03,458 Self-deprecation. 874 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,625 You dance divinely. 875 00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:10,417 I want to take you to the Leeward Islands... 876 00:56:10,917 --> 00:56:13,000 to learn the hula hoop. 877 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,458 What a child you are! 878 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,250 There's so little dancing in my life. 879 00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:21,083 So little. 880 00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:25,750 My poor Edward lost a leg at El Alamein. 881 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:29,500 I love to hear you talk about your past. 882 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:32,583 It makes me feel that you trust me. 883 00:56:33,667 --> 00:56:35,250 May I make a confession, Alexandre? 884 00:56:36,042 --> 00:56:37,708 Of course, Valerie. 885 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:44,583 Well... that crazy idea, the trip to the islands, is tempting. 886 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,333 I undertake a quite different type of journey. 887 00:56:50,042 --> 00:56:51,708 An annual pilgrimage. 888 00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,583 My second husband left me a small chateau in the Loire Valley. 889 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,667 I only go there once a year... 890 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,583 but I can't bring myself to sell it. 891 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:04,667 I understand. 892 00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:06,000 Well? 893 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:11,708 Well, I must say your scam doesn't excite me very much. 894 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:17,833 You realise you could collect thousands... thousands of francs? 895 00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:19,167 Nice. 896 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,875 What are you risking to come and chat...? 897 00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:23,917 To make contact? 898 00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,792 Rimero won't hurt you. 899 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:26,875 Really? 900 00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:28,875 So what do you say about it? 901 00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:32,208 I say that blue is not white. 902 00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:37,500 Thank you. 903 00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:39,458 Thank you, my love. 904 00:57:40,917 --> 00:57:43,125 Thank you for this evening. Thank you for everything. 905 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:48,125 Thanks to you, I can once again start to believe in things I'd forgotten. 906 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,125 ALL SET To Go! Arsene 907 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:04,500 Just lay down the device... 908 00:58:04,667 --> 00:58:05,917 next to the telephone. 909 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:08,792 I've never refused to help people. 910 00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:13,167 But if it means I have to betray my boss, no way! 911 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:16,667 Arsene, this is between men of the world. 912 00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:19,667 There's no betrayal between men of the world, just accidental leaks. 913 00:58:19,875 --> 00:58:20,917 Here... 914 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:24,708 100,000. And another 100,000. 915 00:58:25,042 --> 00:58:28,458 You'll receive 300 more when you leave. 916 00:58:28,667 --> 00:58:30,250 Promises, promises... 917 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,125 Don't worry, you have my word! 918 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:35,750 Arsene, you're being crass. 919 00:58:36,042 --> 00:58:37,167 It's quite alright... 920 00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:39,208 But tell me now. 921 00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:42,333 Who is this Bidermann? 922 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:48,167 You see? It's starting. 923 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:52,333 I'm to betray my boss and denounce his friends. 924 00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:54,417 It's the slippery slope to hell. 925 00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:56,542 Come come come...! 926 00:58:58,250 --> 00:58:59,542 Mr Bidermann? 927 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,708 From Zurich? 928 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,042 The consultant? 929 00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:10,250 All I can tell you is that he's a big wheel. 930 00:59:11,375 --> 00:59:13,500 A very big wheel. 931 00:59:17,833 --> 00:59:19,792 Why does he go to Rome so often? 932 00:59:20,708 --> 00:59:22,333 - To talk. - With whom? 933 00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:25,333 You know St Peter's Square? 934 00:59:25,417 --> 00:59:26,208 Yes. 935 00:59:26,417 --> 00:59:29,583 You know the big building at the back? 936 00:59:29,792 --> 00:59:30,917 Very well. 937 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:33,583 That's where he has a bedroom. 938 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:35,208 He has a bedroom?! 939 00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:38,542 But at the moment, his pad is more likely to be in... 940 00:59:39,583 --> 00:59:41,125 - Moscow. - Moscow? 941 00:59:41,708 --> 00:59:42,875 Why Moscow? 942 00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:44,375 Because... No. 943 00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:46,750 - Yes! - No! Nothing more. 944 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,125 You don't play fair! 945 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:50,375 You make me say stupid things. 946 00:59:50,625 --> 00:59:52,292 That's not a nice thing to do! 947 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,625 This is... 948 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,167 ...perfect. 949 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:05,333 All dandy with 'Mrs Cemetery'? 950 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:08,875 I presume you're referring to Mrs Patterson. 951 01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:10,208 'YES, sir! 952 01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:13,875 Firstly, enough with the low-class wisecracks. 953 01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:17,000 Second, get from the florist tomorrow... 954 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,542 3 dozen orchids for Apartment 418. 955 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:21,000 - OK? - Yes. 956 01:00:21,542 --> 01:00:23,583 What's the news with you? 957 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,458 Well, I'm leaving Duglandot right now. 958 01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:28,458 You know what happened? 959 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:29,917 I'm not a fly on the wall. 960 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,417 On the whole it went very well. 961 01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:35,208 He wants to hear it all, know everything. 962 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:38,750 Above all, it's Bidermann who's got him worked up. 963 01:00:39,542 --> 01:00:41,208 How much did he give you? 964 01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:43,833 Oh... 500. 965 01:00:46,042 --> 01:00:48,167 - Arsene, you're a damn fool. - I am? 966 01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:52,042 You deserve to have me double the penalty. 967 01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:55,667 Don't be so hard on me, Mr Alexandre. 968 01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:57,458 Everyone has to make a living. 969 01:00:57,625 --> 01:01:00,208 At home, they're threatening to shut off the gas. 970 01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:03,000 Tomorrow it'll be the water, and next day, the phone! 971 01:01:03,542 --> 01:01:07,125 Do you think I compromise my health by playing golf... 972 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,750 to underwrite your lavish expenses? 973 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,458 Get off to bed, you little pleasure-seeker. 974 01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:14,417 Don't forget the florist in the morning. 975 01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:17,000 So that's it...! I get my gas cut off 976 01:01:17,208 --> 01:01:19,500 but you can drop a grand on flowers! 977 01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:23,333 Wouldn't you call that "lavish expenses"? 978 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:24,208 No. 979 01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:26,208 It's the investment of your life. 980 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:29,333 I'm not in the habit of calling for penalties... 981 01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:34,292 but if I don't get Zurich right now, I'll report you to the minister! 982 01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:37,458 - The minister! - I don't have a circuit connection! 983 01:01:37,542 --> 01:01:39,667 I don't give a damn! 984 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,125 Now he's abusing me. Ready now? 985 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:44,625 One moment. 986 01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:46,750 Do you need a tie to telephone? 987 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,250 It's psychological... 988 01:01:49,042 --> 01:01:52,750 I'm not doing an ad for skate boards. 989 01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,167 It gets me in the right frame of mind. 990 01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:57,208 You can spare me the technical jargon. 991 01:01:57,917 --> 01:01:59,208 Hello, 612? 992 01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:00,958 You have Zurich. 993 01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:03,708 Finally got you, Mr Bidermann! 994 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:06,083 I'm sorry, I'm just getting off the jet from Moscow. 995 01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:07,208 It's amazing. 996 01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:08,042 "Amazing"! 997 01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:11,458 Bidermann, I hope your stay there has been discreet. 998 01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:14,500 Oh yes. I got Pravda's assurance of silence. 999 01:02:14,917 --> 01:02:16,042 Pravda! 1000 01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:19,208 The agreements will be signed tomorrow. 1001 01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:22,292 The securities will be paid for at face value, 1002 01:02:22,667 --> 01:02:23,500 and in gold. 1003 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:26,875 That's right, my friend, in gold. 1004 01:02:27,083 --> 01:02:30,083 Bidermann, you are a wizard... My Talleyrand! 1005 01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:31,750 That wraps it up. 1006 01:02:32,083 --> 01:02:33,875 We live in a moment of history. 1007 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,958 The Soviets are keeping the Tsars' promises! 1008 01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:02,708 Aren't you getting weary, Valerie? 1009 01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:05,417 No. This ride has relaxed me. 1010 01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:10,292 You worried me on the phone. 1011 01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:13,042 You seemed distressed. 1012 01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:15,750 - Worries ? - A terrible shock. 1013 01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:16,750 My God! 1014 01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:19,875 This morning, I believed you had gone. 1015 01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:22,750 What ever could have made you think that? 1016 01:03:23,125 --> 01:03:27,500 I had asked the captain of the boat to go around Ireland. 1017 01:03:29,167 --> 01:03:30,792 What are you thinking about? 1018 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,958 Of this suddenly-deserted bay. 1019 01:03:33,042 --> 01:03:35,167 Of the terrible cold which seized me. 1020 01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:37,000 But you're here, Valerie. 1021 01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:40,250 Here you are, and my life has returned anew. 1022 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,333 Like a gallop? 1023 01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:52,583 And we see him... the poor Devil himself... 1024 01:03:53,042 --> 01:03:57,042 Menacing... 1025 01:03:58,458 --> 01:04:03,125 The epitome of evil... 1026 01:04:03,917 --> 01:04:05,583 What's happened? 1027 01:04:06,167 --> 01:04:08,083 The "Soviets". The "tsars". 1028 01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:11,792 "A moment of history." Then suddenly nothing. 1029 01:04:11,917 --> 01:04:14,083 Cut off... at the vital moment! 1030 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,792 What happened? 1031 01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:17,333 Well, what? 1032 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,167 I wouldn't know. 1033 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,708 You're device must have broken down. 1034 01:04:23,292 --> 01:04:24,250 Out of luck. 1035 01:04:24,292 --> 01:04:28,167 It's brand new! I bought it on purpose. 160 grand's worth. 1036 01:04:33,667 --> 01:04:35,583 What's the story about the tsars ? 1037 01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:38,000 - Nothing. - What do you mean, "nothing"? 1038 01:04:38,167 --> 01:04:41,792 You... you know our agreement. 1039 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,458 Excuse me. 1040 01:04:44,833 --> 01:04:48,000 To be of service, yes. Betray, no. 1041 01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:51,125 No, no. 1042 01:04:51,667 --> 01:04:53,333 Your scruples are expensive. 1043 01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:56,958 If that's the way you take it, Sir... 1044 01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,125 I can refuse to cooperate... 1045 01:04:59,583 --> 01:05:01,375 and tell you nothing. 1046 01:05:01,417 --> 01:05:02,125 Come come! 1047 01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:04,792 - Nothing! - Be reasonable, Arsene! 1048 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,333 You and I are friends... I was just joking. 1049 01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:09,208 Come on, how about it? 1050 01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:11,208 I'm a real sap, aren't I? 1051 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:15,208 That's right... to be used and abused. 1052 01:05:15,542 --> 01:05:16,833 Thank you. 1053 01:05:18,292 --> 01:05:20,667 I don't know what you did to me... 1054 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,417 ...It's like you cast a spell. 1055 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:26,250 It's true... I can't refuse you anything. 1056 01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:34,292 And we see him... the poor Devil himself... 1057 01:05:37,958 --> 01:05:39,042 Scram! 1058 01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:42,833 [Italian] 1059 01:05:47,917 --> 01:05:49,000 Hey! 1060 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:53,375 Hello, Larsan-Bellac? 1061 01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:56,042 My dear chap, what's the news? 1062 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:58,042 I just left His Eminence. 1063 01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:00,417 Monsignor Callot 1064 01:06:01,292 --> 01:06:03,542 I have 500,000 securities in my briefcase... 1065 01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:05,000 at 4,000 apiece. 1066 01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:07,583 4,000? Bidermann, you're a wizard. 1067 01:06:07,667 --> 01:06:10,833 Registering the gold will cost 20,000. 1068 01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:12,958 A quick calculation means... 1069 01:06:13,042 --> 01:06:15,000 8 billion in profits. 1070 01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:16,667 8 billion 1071 01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:19,083 Good Lord, yes... 8 billion. 1072 01:06:26,542 --> 01:06:29,042 I'll be there tomorrow with the securities. 1073 01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:33,083 Arsene will meet you at the airport. Congratulations! 1074 01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:37,917 Arsene, my pair of Holland and Hollands. We're going to relax a bit. 1075 01:06:59,417 --> 01:07:01,083 You're a crack shot! 1076 01:07:01,125 --> 01:07:05,625 When a pigeon comes within range, it's rare that the boss misses it. 1077 01:07:06,667 --> 01:07:07,667 It's rare. 1078 01:07:07,792 --> 01:07:11,292 Go and clean up the guns... The oil is in the glove compartment. 1079 01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:14,958 You already spoiled my pair of Purleys... 1080 01:07:15,042 --> 01:07:17,542 with your abominable Lyon dripping. 1081 01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:20,958 You should come and shoot wood pigeons at the manor. 1082 01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:25,333 Poor Peter always invited the best shots in Europe. 1083 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:28,542 With you, I wouldn't feel I was betraying him. 1084 01:07:28,833 --> 01:07:33,417 Alas, I'm awaiting a Swiss friend on a most important matter. 1085 01:07:33,792 --> 01:07:36,958 More important than... than us? 1086 01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:41,083 Of course it isn't the money that's holding me back... 1087 01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:43,208 but the obligation of friendship. 1088 01:07:44,958 --> 01:07:47,458 Why couldn't your friend come to the manor? 1089 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,042 I have 26 empty bedrooms. 1090 01:07:51,625 --> 01:07:54,208 How could anyone say "no" to such eyes...? 1091 01:07:57,667 --> 01:07:59,083 Sweetheart. 1092 01:08:34,125 --> 01:08:37,250 D-day, H-hour. I'm off to the airport. 1093 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:45,000 Mr Larsan -Be I lac, please . 1094 01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:47,292 I know that he's here. 1095 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:51,958 I'll find out, Sir. Who shall I say? 1096 01:08:52,042 --> 01:08:54,333 Thibaut. From Basco Real Estate, in Bearn. 1097 01:08:54,958 --> 01:08:56,167 Mood? 1098 01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:58,292 Hard to say... 1099 01:08:58,958 --> 01:09:01,375 Good maybe, but anxious. 1100 01:09:02,042 --> 01:09:04,250 - He can ruin things. - So? 1101 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:05,458 Send him up. 1102 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:20,708 Strictly between ourselves, I'm about to double my capital. 1103 01:09:21,542 --> 01:09:24,417 - How long have you been here? - 8 days. 1104 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:27,625 - Larsan-Bellac, you know him? - Oh! Alexandre ! 1105 01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:30,583 I could tell you things that would surprise you. 1106 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:32,417 - You astound me. - Oh! 1107 01:09:32,875 --> 01:09:35,375 The Vatican obeys his orders... 1108 01:09:35,667 --> 01:09:37,583 Moscow jumps to attention. 1109 01:09:37,792 --> 01:09:40,875 If the Arabs dare complain, the Suez Canal gets closed. 1110 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,500 Yes, we close it! 1111 01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:45,750 Since you seem to be in with him, let me say this... 1112 01:09:46,417 --> 01:09:48,208 You've tasted a life of mink coats 1113 01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:50,083 champagne and pearls, 1114 01:09:50,458 --> 01:09:52,875 an avant-garde theatrical whirl... 1115 01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:55,417 They'll just be great memories. 1116 01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:59,583 Mr Larsan-Bellac is ready to see you, Mr Thibaut. 1117 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:01,458 Lucky! 1118 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,292 You always astound me! 1119 01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:06,250 I wired you just two hours ago. 1120 01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:09,167 - You wired me? - I was expecting you this evening. 1121 01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:11,000 I was counting on treating you to dinner. 1122 01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:12,500 Treating me? For what? 1123 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:14,583 No pretense between us, Arthur. 1124 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:18,208 Basco Real Estate has disappointed you. 1125 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,958 I wouldn't say that. 1126 01:10:20,208 --> 01:10:23,083 Before I left Paris, I thought you were giving me the cold shoulder. 1127 01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:25,583 There must be some misunderstanding. 1128 01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:28,208 I'm buying back yours with a 10 per cent profit. 1129 01:10:28,667 --> 01:10:31,125 So the land is worth something? 1130 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:32,542 Absolutely nothing. 1131 01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:35,125 The tundra, the steppe, the Gran Chaco. 1132 01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:36,417 Reception. 1133 01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:41,250 Your money's been frozen for 6 months, which deserves a fair recompence. 1134 01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:43,042 Larsan-Bellac. 1135 01:10:43,167 --> 01:10:46,458 Give me a suite for Mr Thibaut. The best one. 1136 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:47,833 He's my guest. 1137 01:10:48,792 --> 01:10:51,583 There you are, my friend. Take a bath, relax. 1138 01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:53,917 We'll talk again tonight about Basco Real Estate. 1139 01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:55,667 8 o'clock in the grill-room? 1140 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:58,042 Thanks again for coming so quickly. 1141 01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:08,000 I don't intend to let myself be dumped. 1142 01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:10,375 Swiss bankers are always married. 1143 01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:11,917 Are you ashamed of me? 1144 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:13,667 Oh, Madame! 1145 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:17,250 Any man would be flattered to have you as a wife. 1146 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:18,667 Even me. 1147 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:20,708 And I'm hard to please. 1148 01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:22,292 But... 1149 01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:24,042 I understand... 1150 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:25,750 Mr Hyacinthe. 1151 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,042 Tell her. 1152 01:11:29,167 --> 01:11:30,833 Yes, tell her! 1153 01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:33,292 Very well then... 1154 01:11:33,417 --> 01:11:34,667 Mr Hyacinthe... 1155 01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:37,583 doesn't want to put you at risk. 1156 01:11:37,833 --> 01:11:40,792 This morning you said "Everything's hunky-dory." 1157 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,333 Oh well... 1158 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:45,792 That's your dialectics! 1159 01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:48,292 That's to say, in principle it's in the bag. 1160 01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:51,167 But there can be a hiccup at the end. 1161 01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:52,875 That's what... 1162 01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:55,125 all the experts will tell you. 1163 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,417 Stupidly, my driver had a collision and won't be here till tomorrow. 1164 01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:21,917 We'll unpack the suitcases. 1165 01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:25,667 Don't postpone our departure, Valerie. I couldn't bear it. 1166 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,792 We'll take the Rolls. 1167 01:12:43,917 --> 01:12:44,917 Yes? 1168 01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:48,750 - Am I disturbing you? - Yes. 1169 01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:51,583 Sorry...! 1170 01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:54,208 An animal tamer is always a bit nervous. 1171 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,083 You're a tamer? 1172 01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:57,542 I shall be, and the wild beasts don't know it. 1173 01:12:57,625 --> 01:12:59,958 The surprise will be terrific. 1174 01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:03,958 He's here. 1175 01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:06,542 Wait for me. It'll be over in 15 minutes. 1176 01:13:07,667 --> 01:13:10,500 A quarter of an hour that will change the face of the world. 1177 01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:33,417 You, you reincarnation of a caveman, can get the hell out of here. 1178 01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:36,167 Oo la la! Just a minute...! 1179 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:38,625 No violence please, or there'll be a scandal. 1180 01:13:38,958 --> 01:13:41,542 Tell your friend to calm down, Mr Bidermann. 1181 01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:45,792 Do you know me? 1182 01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:49,083 The Federal Bank of Zurich. 1183 01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:51,042 Oh my word! 1184 01:13:51,167 --> 01:13:52,958 Rome. . .! 1185 01:13:53,167 --> 01:13:54,208 Moscow. 1186 01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:56,333 I know everything now. 1187 01:13:56,667 --> 01:13:58,333 Have there been some indiscretions? 1188 01:13:58,417 --> 01:14:01,917 No, just my sixth sense... That's it, my sixth sense.. 1189 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,208 When billions are floating around... 1190 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:07,000 it's strange but I have the nose of a bloodhound. 1191 01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:10,333 - What? - A bloodhound. It's inexplicable 1192 01:14:10,417 --> 01:14:11,375 It's a gift. 1193 01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:15,500 Now let's get down to it. I want my slice of the cake! 1194 01:14:15,708 --> 01:14:18,625 I'm going crazy... Who is this man? 1195 01:14:18,917 --> 01:14:21,458 A despicable blackmailer. 1196 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:24,458 Well, I'm happy to pay. How much? 1197 01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:26,875 A quarter of the securities... 125,000. 1198 01:14:29,667 --> 01:14:31,667 Say something! I'm speechless! 1199 01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:34,458 Me too. This bastard's fused my brain. 1200 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,167 I could sense the shock. 1201 01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:39,792 But Rimero doesn't abuse. I'm a gentleman. 1202 01:14:39,958 --> 01:14:43,542 The 125,000 securities, I'll pay cash. 4,000. 1203 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,958 But how does he know all this? 1204 01:14:46,042 --> 01:14:48,083 I told you... sixth sense. 1205 01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:51,000 Bloodhound nose. 1206 01:14:51,167 --> 01:14:52,875 I have 500 million in cash. 1207 01:14:53,083 --> 01:14:55,250 You see, gentlemen, that I have everything planned. 1208 01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:57,625 Good! Let's get to it. 1209 01:14:57,792 --> 01:15:00,958 I have a recording of your phone conversations. 1210 01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:04,208 I just need to contact the press and you are history. 1211 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:07,917 The Pope, the archimandrite, the Kremlin... 1212 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,292 you'll lose them all. 1213 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,292 It's my fault. 1214 01:15:11,417 --> 01:15:13,458 I've taken every precaution... 1215 01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:15,375 but we're no match for the devil himself. 1216 01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:17,583 Forgive me, Bidermann. 1217 01:15:17,667 --> 01:15:20,250 To have worked so hard... hoped for so much. 1218 01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:23,417 I'm going to lie down... 1219 01:15:25,208 --> 01:15:27,875 ...to try to sleep, to forget. 1220 01:15:29,042 --> 01:15:31,958 Take 125,000 securities from my share. 1221 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:37,292 And... take the 500 million from this crook. 1222 01:15:49,167 --> 01:15:50,875 Hyacinthe, you were great. 1223 01:15:51,542 --> 01:15:55,542 We can look forward to some very high-profile escapades. 1224 01:15:55,667 --> 01:15:57,708 500 mill isn't bad already. 1225 01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:00,333 Meeting you was sure a winner. 1226 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:05,083 Unfortunately I can't return the compliment. 1227 01:16:17,667 --> 01:16:19,292 Made my day! 1228 01:16:19,667 --> 01:16:21,958 Pity you're leaving us, Sir! 1229 01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:25,833 Too bad especially for those who stay. 1230 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,125 It could become very cloudy after you have left. 1231 01:16:30,917 --> 01:16:32,500 Ha ha! 2 billion in 10 minutes. 1232 01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:34,542 That's what you call a Rimero deal, eh?! 1233 01:16:34,583 --> 01:16:35,958 Got my name all over it! 1234 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:36,958 2 billion?! 1235 01:16:37,083 --> 01:16:40,333 Yes, but I can't disclose the details of the operation. 1236 01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:42,583 No... I gave my word. 1237 01:16:42,958 --> 01:16:44,417 Maybe a bit later. 1238 01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:47,875 Let's talk about something else. Your bits and pieces, for example. 1239 01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:50,042 It was about blocks of land wasn't it? 1240 01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:53,875 Yes. On the borders of Basco-Bearn. 1241 01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:56,542 Good idea! Yours? 1242 01:16:58,083 --> 01:16:59,875 Larsan-Bellac's. 1243 01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:03,833 That clown plays the big man when he doesn't have me to contend with. 1244 01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:15,250 But I can't be everywhere. 1245 01:17:15,375 --> 01:17:18,667 He wants to buy back my blocks giving me a 10 percent profit. 1246 01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:20,333 Rm buying! 1247 01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:22,667 With a 25 per cent profit. 1248 01:17:23,167 --> 01:17:24,208 25 per cent? 1249 01:17:24,292 --> 01:17:27,333 I've decided to ruin him once and for all! 1250 01:17:27,542 --> 01:17:30,625 When Rimero's on the move, step aside! 1251 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:35,667 I'll take all your blocks. Together, at the top price. 1252 01:17:37,417 --> 01:17:40,667 We'll organise the transfer of titles and we'll drink to that. 1253 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,333 Mr Bidermann please. 1254 01:17:46,542 --> 01:17:49,125 I don't know if Mr Bidermann is in, or gone out. 1255 01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:50,792 I am Mrs Bidermann. 1256 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:54,208 Mrs Bidermann, wife of the financial consultant? 1257 01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:55,250 That's right. 1258 01:17:55,292 --> 01:17:58,792 We were doing business together, but I don't know where he is. 1259 01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:00,333 Gallivanting around, as always. 1260 01:18:00,417 --> 01:18:02,583 "Gallivanting", that's a cute expression. 1261 01:18:02,792 --> 01:18:05,583 Hannibal Rimero. Public works. 1262 01:18:06,292 --> 01:18:08,750 Roads, bridges, dams. 1263 01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:12,125 Take up Madame's luggage! 1264 01:18:12,292 --> 01:18:13,625 You must be tired out. 1265 01:18:13,708 --> 01:18:16,458 Could I offer you a drink? 1266 01:18:16,667 --> 01:18:19,083 - I don't want to be a bother. - I was on my way to the bar, 1267 01:18:19,167 --> 01:18:22,625 with my friend Thibaut, who's sold me half the Basque coast. 1268 01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:28,208 Henri-Philippe, Marquis de Segur, Marshal of France, 1269 01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:30,042 by Vigee-Lebrun. 1270 01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:33,625 - Not interested in art? - I love it. 1271 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:35,792 And it's worth more every day. 1272 01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:39,917 Serve the aperitifs in the boudoir. 1273 01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:42,250 The gentlemen will go to their rooms afterwards. 1274 01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:44,917 - Port or sherry? - Sherry. 1275 01:18:45,042 --> 01:18:46,167 Same for me. 1276 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:51,208 Port for me, and tell the chef that I'd like to see him. 1277 01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:56,708 Now I'll show you something that may startle you. 1278 01:19:01,333 --> 01:19:02,917 Forgive me. 1279 01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:04,833 It's a van Bouden 1280 01:19:04,875 --> 01:19:08,292 from the time when the master was a terror about undressing his subjects. 1281 01:19:08,417 --> 01:19:10,417 Could you blame him? 1282 01:19:11,042 --> 01:19:14,750 Of course, that's not why I got you to come. 1283 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:18,625 But for this. 1284 01:19:32,542 --> 01:19:33,833 A Vermeer. 1285 01:19:33,917 --> 01:19:37,750 One of the best in the world. It belonged to Admiral Chamitz. 1286 01:19:37,958 --> 01:19:40,792 Poor Peter managed to convince the admiral 1287 01:19:40,917 --> 01:19:44,208 to part with it in return for 5 or 6 Renoirs, I believe. 1288 01:19:46,250 --> 01:19:49,042 He gave it to me for our first anniversary. 1289 01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:54,917 A priceless gift. 1290 01:19:55,417 --> 01:19:56,750 Priceless. 1291 01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:07,000 May I ask a favour? 1292 01:20:07,917 --> 01:20:11,250 The use of your safe for some business papers. 1293 01:20:11,542 --> 01:20:13,125 But of course! 1294 01:20:29,042 --> 01:20:30,750 What a magical home! 1295 01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:33,208 Why don't you come here more often? 1296 01:20:33,250 --> 01:20:37,125 I get bored. And everything here reminds me of poor Peter. 1297 01:20:44,208 --> 01:20:46,417 - A pleasant trip, Madame? - Yes, Marcellin. 1298 01:20:46,667 --> 01:20:50,125 - You wanted me? - Yes, we have 2 guests. 1299 01:20:50,292 --> 01:20:52,042 I couldn't warn you. 1300 01:20:52,167 --> 01:20:53,958 What is there for dinner? 1301 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:56,375 Crayfish in court-bouillon, salmon in jelly... 1302 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,458 deer cutlets with sauce pourade... 1303 01:20:58,542 --> 01:21:00,625 With blueberry jam? 1304 01:21:00,792 --> 01:21:02,208 Of course, Sir. 1305 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:05,083 The haunch of venison the day after tomorrow. 1306 01:21:05,167 --> 01:21:07,583 It's marinating in a Clos-Vougeot '53. 1307 01:21:07,917 --> 01:21:10,125 We have some thrushes a la Souvarov... 1308 01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:12,667 but not enough, I fear. 1309 01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:15,292 You can serve them as a tasting for my guests. 1310 01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:21,583 But maybe you don't like game, Alex? 1311 01:21:21,792 --> 01:21:23,458 I like everything. 1312 01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:40,208 You haven't been a bit heavy-handed? 1313 01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:41,917 8 hours sleep... 1314 01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:46,042 Wake up fresh as a daisy, guaranteed. 1315 01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:49,625 What are you thinking? 1316 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:52,833 I'm wondering if he's going to blame me. 1317 01:21:53,208 --> 01:21:56,792 Hey... You're not gonna give us the "crooks with hearts of gold" routine? 1318 01:21:57,458 --> 01:22:00,208 With us, being nice leads to a factory job or doing time in jail. 1319 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,667 I know. 1320 01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:03,375 At your command, Milady. 1321 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,167 We weigh anchor. 1322 01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:09,708 You know you have a pretty little mouth, don't you? 1323 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:12,042 Finish your burgundy instead of talking nonsense. 1324 01:22:14,458 --> 01:22:17,167 Here's to you... and to us... 1325 01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:31,458 Are we going on a tour again, Madam? 1326 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:32,917 Call me Michou. 1327 01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:34,625 Think about your Mr Consultant! 1328 01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:37,250 Consultant? What consultant? 1329 01:22:37,292 --> 01:22:39,833 - Consultant to my... - Barman! Same again. 1330 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,250 That's strange. You don't have any accent. 1331 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:44,000 Me? 1332 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:47,958 No accent? What do you want? 1333 01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:50,000 I do them all! 1334 01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:55,542 [Swiss accent] Mr Bidermann consultant to Mr Larsan-Bellac! 1335 01:22:55,875 --> 01:22:57,750 [Italian] 1336 01:23:38,333 --> 01:23:40,000 Alexandre! 1337 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,375 Mr Larsan-Bellac! 1338 01:23:47,375 --> 01:23:48,792 Alexandre! 1339 01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:02,750 It wouldn't surprise me if there'd been a stuff-up. 1340 01:24:07,958 --> 01:24:09,875 Alexandre! 1341 01:24:18,708 --> 01:24:20,667 Bastards! 1342 01:24:20,917 --> 01:24:23,917 He's not having a go at us? He wouldn't dare. 1343 01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:26,250 You're right. Why get mad? 1344 01:24:26,792 --> 01:24:27,958 It was fate. 1345 01:24:28,125 --> 01:24:32,417 A man like me doesn't get involved with a couple of... 1346 01:24:33,125 --> 01:24:34,333 bums. 1347 01:24:34,708 --> 01:24:39,250 I tried to help you rise... and finished up in your cesspit. 1348 01:24:40,167 --> 01:24:42,333 Men are what they are. 1349 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:45,417 No hard feelings. 1350 01:24:45,708 --> 01:24:48,375 Goodbye. I'll try to forget you. 1351 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,792 So you leave us in the lurch! 1352 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,375 Luckily, the likes of you are few and far between! 1353 01:24:52,542 --> 01:24:54,458 Abuse! 1354 01:24:55,208 --> 01:24:57,167 That was all that was left. 1355 01:24:58,375 --> 01:24:59,625 Thank you, gentlemen. 1356 01:24:59,792 --> 01:25:03,125 Not so fast, laddie! 1357 01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:06,708 Mi lady was supposedly mad about that mug of yours... crazy in love. 1358 01:25:06,917 --> 01:25:10,125 We thought you had her wrapped around your little finger! 1359 01:25:10,792 --> 01:25:12,708 I thought so too. 1360 01:25:14,208 --> 01:25:16,625 That, gentlemen, is fate. 1361 01:25:16,833 --> 01:25:19,958 The imponderable. The witch with green teeth. 1362 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:24,000 In life, when injustice befalls a man... 1363 01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:33,208 What'll we do? 1364 01:25:33,667 --> 01:25:36,625 You do as you please. I'm going to think hard. 1365 01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:40,292 There's no point in switching off. 1366 01:26:30,292 --> 01:26:33,417 My 500 million will be refunded in full... 1367 01:26:33,958 --> 01:26:36,833 Every last penny. 1368 01:26:37,667 --> 01:26:41,000 Even if you have to slave for the rest of your lives. 1369 01:26:41,333 --> 01:26:45,875 Permanent forced labor, you hear? Lifelong. 1370 01:27:08,958 --> 01:27:10,125 Well? 1371 01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:34,708 - Baudu, 375. - Baudu, Arsene. 1372 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:39,208 - Camus, 376. - Camus, Hyacinthe. 1373 01:27:58,208 --> 01:28:03,125 499 million, 375,000 francs. 1374 01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:08,000 You'll soon have it paid off... eh guys? 1375 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:20,625 Would Mr Larsan-Bellac be bringing me his modest contribution? 1376 01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:24,250 - Do you know Marrakesh? - No. 1377 01:28:25,917 --> 01:28:29,250 Mosques, minarets... 1378 01:28:30,458 --> 01:28:33,208 Larsan-Bellac at the Hotel Mamounia. 1379 01:28:35,708 --> 01:28:37,958 A pigeon glances at him. 1380 01:28:39,292 --> 01:28:40,125 A beauty. 1381 01:28:40,292 --> 01:28:42,917 A blue-ribbon one. Follow my drift? 1382 01:28:43,083 --> 01:28:44,000 Yeah. 1383 01:28:44,292 --> 01:28:45,708 You turn up... 1384 01:28:46,958 --> 01:28:48,167 as Bedouins. 1385 01:28:49,167 --> 01:28:50,375 With a donkey. 1386 01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:53,667 A donkey loaded with 2 wine-skins. 1387 01:28:54,042 --> 01:28:54,958 Got the picture? 1388 01:28:55,708 --> 01:28:56,792 Yeah. 1389 01:28:57,375 --> 01:28:59,375 So what is contained in the wine-skins? 1390 01:29:00,417 --> 01:29:05,250 What did the 2 Bedouins discover out beyond the date palms? 1391 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,125 A spring- 1392 01:29:08,417 --> 01:29:11,167 You'll never be more than a little man. 1393 01:29:11,667 --> 01:29:12,667 I repeat... 1394 01:29:12,708 --> 01:29:16,958 What did the 2 Bedouins discover out beyond the date palms? 1395 01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:20,292 Oil! 1396 01:29:50,542 --> 01:29:53,000 Subtitles by FatPlank for KG 100350