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WARNING: The film contains images of sex and
extreme violence. ONLY for adults.
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Translated by Alexus
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BDRip Ressync: amiable
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Damn, damn, damn!
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Ian, please ... Calm down!
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Stay calm? The car're locked!
My dad will be pissed if I go without the car!
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Relax, try again tomorrow
with the spare key.
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Damn!
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Do not think you will
break the car window!
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Get out my face!
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What the fuck you looking at?
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Stop looking at my girlfriend, its tail!
-Ian, please!
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You want to fuck it is?
Do not even think about it!
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You know she's hot
too much for you as a dwarf.
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Then go home
and beat a wank ...
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No, please
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No!
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No, please!
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Please do not!
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No, please, please ... No!
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Ian!
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Hey, I have no time to lose ...
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I have about 10 people
waiting to see this place.
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And I just get money.
You have money?
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-Lights
The lights are on here ... I think.
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Hey, let's sign the damn contract
Or what?
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Hello, my name is Mark of the Screen Actors Guild
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... I am the actress of "The Human Centipede"
He said that is not available ...
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... is in London
recording a movie.
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Thank you for your interest
I hope to help in the future. Goodbye.
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Stop crying
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If Dad is not going to punish
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Oh ... my God!
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You shit again?
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you pig
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I called and Dr.Sebring
he is waiting for you! ...
Get up!
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Hello Martin
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Martin
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Sit here with us.
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Well ....
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Martin here is your medicine
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Martin, I came here because
his mother very concerned.
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He did not talk to a centipede ...
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made up of 12 people!
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What does that mean?
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Let's see ...
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-The centipede can be considered
a phallic symbol ...
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... animals are very aggressive
and their bites are very painful.
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Perhaps it is connecting
the pain of the bite of a centipede ...
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with years of psychological abuse
and sexually by her father.
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I miss my husband.
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And you are the reason
he's in jail!
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Sometimes people get
problems because of these abuses
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... mutilate their own genitals
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Sorry, I gotta go.
There is nothing to worry about.
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I'm sure it will pass.
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Martin
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Good boy.
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I decided that we have to kill us
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This song is me
crazy!
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I no longer take any more!
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He no longer supports the music!
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Come on, tell them.
Be a man like your father!
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I want to say something retarded?
I hear my music as I want!
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Kill both of us!
I beg you!
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Shut up and fuck, old!
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What the hell? ...
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I will listen to so high that
I'll leave you deaf, ok its tail? ...
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If you bother me again
I go down and break your neck, damn it!
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Dwarf fag, I'll listen to the cd
so high that I will break down the walls.
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Cock sucker you moron!
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The lips of B to C
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and anus from A to B.
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intersect in a circle
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between the border between the skin and mucosa
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Anus and mouth and from A to B
and from B to C
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... Connecting the grafts
incisions of the jaw
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Ingestion of A. .. goes to B
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... EC performs the excretion
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the human centipede
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We'll dinner when we get there?
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No!
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Wow
What are all these numbers?
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It was one of the most
stupid I did.
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Valerie is the face of the club.
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Is anyone there?
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It has a dwarf masturbating.
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You're drunk!
- No, I'm serious!
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Hello, here is Ariadne
Creative Management
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You wanted information of an actress
of Human Centipede for a hearing
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... I just spoke with Ms. Yennie
and she is excited
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... and eager to be part
the cast of the new Tarantino movie
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Call me as soon as possible to
7134990913. Thank you. Goodbye
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Damn!
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It's just a movie!
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The Human Centipede is a fucking movie!
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He wants to sew us!
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He wants to sew the mouth to the tail!
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stop crying and swallow
everything that excites Dad
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What is this?
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100% of medical accuracy "?
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The mouth to the anus?
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A single digestive system
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This is the movie perverted
you always say?
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I want it out of my house!
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Damn!
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Swallow it, bitch ... Swallow
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feed it! ... feed her
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This was great!
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You know what? ...
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Her pussy is cheirosinha!
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How's up, Doc?
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Oh, I prefer the retarded boy
... but it gives to the expense.
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I know a place specialized
these things.
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Oh yes, she's good, right?
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What do you charge to give the tail?
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Dear ... $ 50.
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Jesus! ... Who the hell are you?
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What the fuck have you done?
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I'm getting ... keep looking!
Stay there looking ... you pervert!
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Go away!
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Before I leave the car and
the thing for you to get ugly
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No, please ... please.
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Martin?
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I am ... Dr. Sebring!
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So ...
This is where you work?
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This is not right, Martin.
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What are you doing ... is wrong.
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Martin ... I can help.
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but you must give me the gun.
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Imagine what his father would say
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Martin! Martin no, no ...
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Please ...
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... I will not tell anyone.
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Please!
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No. .. I will not tell anyone.
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Fuck it!
Son of a bitch!
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Somebody help me!
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Hello Martin. I am Ariadne.
I called to confirm that Mrs. Yenni
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will arrive at London airport at 06 h
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I hope that your driver is there
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And I hope that everything goes right to the test
Thank you. Goodbye.
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I can not believe that you will work
in a Quentin Tarantino.
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My agents are very happy.
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Would not it be better to call him
to say that I'm on my way?
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Have you seen The Human Centipede?
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I was interested in the film
the medical aspect of the matter.
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If you were a surgeon, actually
could do that.
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Very scary.
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It was hard work ... I demanded, in the contract
one hour massage per night.
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You know ... Why do not require?
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Oh, and we all had to
take a shower before ...
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... to stay near the butt of the other.
You will not smell anything, you know?
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I'm allergic to germs.
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Oh!
There seems to Tarantino's car
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Do you have an umbrella?
This rain will ruin the hair.
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okay.
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Please!
Please! ...
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... Please do not hurt me!
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Please! ...
... I do what you want.
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Hi, is the Mark of the Screen Actors Guild
again ...
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... Please forget the previous message
Fortunately we got a date on the agenda
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... and our customer is excited
to test for Mr. Tarantino.
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I hope to confirm
that's all right.
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Please call me as soon as possible
this phone number.
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Thank you,
Hope to see you soon. Goodbye
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