Original subtitles

WARNING: The film contains images of sex and extreme violence. ONLY for adults.

Translated by Alexus

BDRip Ressync: amiable

Damn, damn, damn!

Ian, please ... Calm down!

Stay calm? The car're locked! My dad will be pissed if I go without the car!

Relax, try again tomorrow with the spare key.

Damn!

Do not think you will break the car window!

Get out my face!

What the fuck you looking at?

Stop looking at my girlfriend, its tail! -Ian, please!

You want to fuck it is? Do not even think about it!

You know she's hot too much for you as a dwarf.

Then go home and beat a wank ...

No, please

No!

No, please!

Please do not!

No, please, please ... No!

Ian!

Hey, I have no time to lose ...

I have about 10 people waiting to see this place.

And I just get money. You have money?

-Lights The lights are on here ... I think.

Hey, let's sign the damn contract Or what?

Hello, my name is Mark of the Screen Actors Guild

... I am the actress of "The Human Centipede" He said that is not available ...

... is in London recording a movie.

Thank you for your interest I hope to help in the future. Goodbye.

Stop crying

If Dad is not going to punish

Oh ... my God!

You shit again?

you pig

I called and Dr.Sebring he is waiting for you! ... Get up!

Hello Martin

Martin

Sit here with us.

Well ....

Martin here is your medicine

Martin, I came here because his mother very concerned.

He did not talk to a centipede ...

made up of 12 people!

What does that mean?

Let's see ...

-The centipede can be considered a phallic symbol ...

... animals are very aggressive and their bites are very painful.

Perhaps it is connecting the pain of the bite of a centipede ...

with years of psychological abuse and sexually by her father.

I miss my husband.

And you are the reason he's in jail!

Sometimes people get problems because of these abuses

... mutilate their own genitals

Sorry, I gotta go. There is nothing to worry about.

I'm sure it will pass.

Martin

Good boy.

I decided that we have to kill us

This song is me crazy!

I no longer take any more!

He no longer supports the music!

Come on, tell them. Be a man like your father!

I want to say something retarded? I hear my music as I want!

Kill both of us! I beg you!

Shut up and fuck, old!

What the hell? ...

I will listen to so high that I'll leave you deaf, ok its tail? ...

If you bother me again I go down and break your neck, damn it!

Dwarf fag, I'll listen to the cd so high that I will break down the walls.

Cock sucker you moron!

The lips of B to C

and anus from A to B.

intersect in a circle

between the border between the skin and mucosa

Anus and mouth and from A to B and from B to C

... Connecting the grafts incisions of the jaw

Ingestion of A. .. goes to B

... EC performs the excretion

the human centipede

We'll dinner when we get there?

No!

Wow What are all these numbers?

It was one of the most stupid I did.

Valerie is the face of the club.

Is anyone there?

It has a dwarf masturbating.

You're drunk! - No, I'm serious!

Hello, here is Ariadne Creative Management

You wanted information of an actress of Human Centipede for a hearing

... I just spoke with Ms. Yennie and she is excited

... and eager to be part the cast of the new Tarantino movie

Call me as soon as possible to 7134990913. Thank you. Goodbye

Damn!

It's just a movie!

The Human Centipede is a fucking movie!

He wants to sew us!

He wants to sew the mouth to the tail!

stop crying and swallow everything that excites Dad

What is this?

100% of medical accuracy "?

The mouth to the anus?

A single digestive system

This is the movie perverted you always say?

I want it out of my house!

Damn!

Swallow it, bitch ... Swallow

feed it! ... feed her

This was great!

You know what? ...

Her pussy is cheirosinha!

How's up, Doc?

Oh, I prefer the retarded boy ... but it gives to the expense.

I know a place specialized these things.

Oh yes, she's good, right?

What do you charge to give the tail?

Dear ... $ 50.

Jesus! ... Who the hell are you?

What the fuck have you done?

I'm getting ... keep looking! Stay there looking ... you pervert!

Go away!

Before I leave the car and the thing for you to get ugly

No, please ... please.

Martin?

I am ... Dr. Sebring!

So ... This is where you work?

This is not right, Martin.

What are you doing ... is wrong.

Martin ... I can help.

but you must give me the gun.

Imagine what his father would say

Martin! Martin no, no ...

Please ...

... I will not tell anyone.

Please!

No. .. I will not tell anyone.

Fuck it! Son of a bitch!

Somebody help me!

Hello Martin. I am Ariadne. I called to confirm that Mrs. Yenni

will arrive at London airport at 06 h

I hope that your driver is there

And I hope that everything goes right to the test Thank you. Goodbye.

I can not believe that you will work in a Quentin Tarantino.

My agents are very happy.

Would not it be better to call him to say that I'm on my way?

Have you seen The Human Centipede?

I was interested in the film the medical aspect of the matter.

If you were a surgeon, actually could do that.

Very scary.

It was hard work ... I demanded, in the contract one hour massage per night.

You know ... Why do not require?

Oh, and we all had to take a shower before ...

... to stay near the butt of the other. You will not smell anything, you know?

I'm allergic to germs.

Oh! There seems to Tarantino's car

Do you have an umbrella? This rain will ruin the hair.

okay.

Please! Please! ...

... Please do not hurt me!

Please! ... ... I do what you want.

Hi, is the Mark of the Screen Actors Guild again ...

... Please forget the previous message Fortunately we got a date on the agenda

... and our customer is excited to test for Mr. Tarantino.

I hope to confirm that's all right.

Please call me as soon as possible this phone number.

Thank you, Hope to see you soon. Goodbye

Subtitles by Alexus.