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[door creaking]
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I forgot my key.
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That's all right, dear. We'll
get a new door in the morning.
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Sorry to be late, dear, but I
got in a little argument...
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with a client down
at the parlor over money.
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What was the trouble?
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He thought our carrying
charges were too high.
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But that's ridiculous, dear.
Your prices are very reasonable.
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As it is, you go into the hole
three or four times a week.
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[exclaims]
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How was your day, dear? Oh, about
as usual, except for Eddie.
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What's wrong with him?
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He came home from school
and ran and hid in the den.
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I'll go speak to him.
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[Spot growling]
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Hi, Spot.
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At least you're
in a good mood.
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Eddie!
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[Spot growling]
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Hi, son.
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Your mother tells
me you're upset.
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What seems to be
the trouble?
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We had tryouts
for the track team today...
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I was so rotten, the guys
made up a nickname for me:
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lead foot.
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Isn't that disgusting?
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Imagine anyone calling my
sweet Eddie baby "lead foot."
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Starting the first thing
in the morning...
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I'm gonna start
training you in track.
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And before long, instead of
calling you "lead foot"...
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they'll be calling
you "speedy."
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Pop, you think you can do it?
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Eddie,
I'm gonna turn you into...
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a beautifully
coordinated runner...
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as graceful as a gazelle...
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and as delicately balanced
as a fine watch.
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Just like your old dad.
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[thudding]
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Eddie, let that be
your first athletic lesson:
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You can't win them all.
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[vacuum cleaner humming]
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�J�[humming]
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Lily! Lily!
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Lily.
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Yes, Grandpa?
Where is Herman?
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I was gonna play a little
three-handed cribbage...
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and I thought
he'd lend me a hand.
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He's out in the front yard, training
Eddie in track and field events.
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He says he wants his son to
be a carbon copy of himself.
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Lily, that's impossible. Men
like Herman are made, not born.
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I better go out
and see how they're doing.
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Good idea.
He can use your experience.
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Take your shovel with you. He said
he's going to dig a pole vault pit.
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Oh, Grandpa.
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[crackling]
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(Herman)
This is the shot put.
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Here, let me have that.
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Now, Eddie,
putting the shot...
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is a matter of putting
your whole body...
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into the throw
and following through.
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Now just watch this.
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Stand here.
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[chuckling]
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[crashing]
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So much for the shot put.
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Now, for the discus.
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Herman, please.
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Will you stop
all this nonsense?
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Nonsense?
Yes.
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If the boy wants to run and jump
better than the other kids...
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let me help him with my magic.
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Magic?
Yes.
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Certainly not, Grandpa.
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In the true tradition
of sportsmanship...
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I'm gonna see to it that Eddie does
this with honesty, integrity...
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and hard work.
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Oh, boy, just my luck.
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I had to get stuck
with a son-in-law...
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who wants to do
everything the hard way.
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[scoffs]
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Eddie, you're gonna do this
all on your own merits.
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And you wouldn't have it
any other way, would you?
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No, sir.
That's my boy.
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[laughing]
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Now let's see.
Oh, I know.
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I'll show you how to broad jump.
Now watch this.
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[laughing]
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[crashing]
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Gee, Dad, do you think I'll
ever be able to do that?
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Eddie, will you get me out of here?
My feet are getting soaked.
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I must have broken
a water pipe.
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But I tell you, Ralph...
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the cannonball came flying through
the air and hit the fender.
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Oh, that's great.
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Just wait till I tell that
to the insurance company.
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There, dear. How does that fit?
It hangs beautifully.
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Doesn't it, though?
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These remnants that
Herman brings home...
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from the lining room
at the parlor...
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make lovely pleated skirts.
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And, Grandpa, you're so good
at sewing things together.
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Well, with Herman in the family,
you develop a knack for it.
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And now, Eddie, the proper
form for throwing the discus.
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Now watch very closely.
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[birds chirping]
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Just like a Greek statue.
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That was neat, Pop.
But how will you get it back?
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I took the precaution of putting
my name and address on that one.
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And now, Eddie,
for the pole vault.
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Now pay strict attention.
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Lily, if Eddie wants
to run and jump...
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Herman should have
let me use my magic.
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The only way that--
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[glass shattering]
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Herman!
Where did you come from?
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Just teaching Eddie
how to pole vault.
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[sighing]
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That's the general idea, son.
Only when you get to the top...
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remember to let go.
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Herman, I know
you mean well...
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trying to help little Eddie
make the track team...
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but don't you think you're pushing
him beyond his abilities?
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Oh, I could quit.
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I could stop giving up
all my spare time...
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to make my boy
into a superstar...
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but I would not be fulfilling
my obligations...
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as an American father.
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There goes a fine husband.
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There goes a fine father.
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There goes a nut,
if I have ever seen one.
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Believe me, I was driving
along when this...
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flying saucer went sailing
right through the windshield.
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You know, honey, this story makes
the one about the cannon ball...
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sound almost logical.
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What's Eddie doing now?
The high jump.
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Did he clear the bar?
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Yeah, he went
completely under it.
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Oh, dear.
Lily...
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so far Herman has had him practicing
three events this morning...
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and he's gotten
worse in each one.
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[door opening]
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How did everything go
at practice today, dear?
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Okay, I guess.
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[sighing]
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Gosh, I've just got to make it
for the big spring meet!
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Well, son, ready to give that
cross-country run the old college try?
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Yeah, if you say so, Dad.
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00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:04,272
Now, I think Eddie's
had enough for one day.
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00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:09,214
Yes. Herman, why don't you try
the cross-country run alone?
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00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,276
Wire us when you
get to Phoenix.
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I must say one thing about your grandfather.
He's all heart.
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Come on, son.
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Just a few more pushups and then
we'll head for the showers.
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Grandpa, can't you do
something to help Eddie?
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I don't think Herman's training
is going to be enough.
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Don't worry, Lily, the
wheels are already turning.
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I'm working on a pill
that will speed Eddie up.
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Eddie has his heart set
on that spring track meet...
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and I'm going to see that he wins
in every event at that meet.
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Grandpa,
I don't think we should.
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I mean, a pill?
Herman would...
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How strong can you make it?
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[laughing]
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Igor, my friend,
keep your wings crossed.
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I think I've finally
found the ingredients...
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to make Eddie
a speed champion.
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[laughing]
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Here we have a derby that I
had flown in from Kentucky.
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Now, for added measure...
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here is a feather from the world's
fastest bird, the ostrich.
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[squeaking]
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Quiet, stupid,
you're not a bird.
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You're a mouse who joined
the Transylvania Air Corps.
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And for jumping...
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a bit of lint...
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from the pouch of a kangaroo.
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�J�[humming]
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And to top it off,
a touch of greased lightening.
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Now I've got to convert
this into pills.
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Let's see. Oh, yes.
There we are.
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My pill converter.
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�J�[humming]
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[squeaking]
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Will you be quiet? I know it's
bad luck, but I have my reasons.
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Now come on, get under here.
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[explosion]
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[laughing]
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Lily!
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The mad scientist
has done it again!
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Grandpa, I know how much Eddie
wants to win at that track meet...
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but I'm still wondering if it's right
for you to help him with your magic.
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Listen, with the Draculas,
magic is a family tradition.
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I mean we owe it to Eddie
to give him every advantage.
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Would you have stopped Nero's father
from giving his kid violin lessons?
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No, I guess not.
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And take Samson and Delilah.
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Would you have kept her father
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from sending his little girl
to barber school?
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Well, no. There you are.
You can't fight history.
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We owe it to Eddie to give him the
benefit of our family traditions.
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Oh, father...
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you make everything so clear
and concise and logical.
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It's almost like having
David Brinkley for a daddy!
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Gee, Pop, after that bowl of
oatmeal and those six eggs...
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I'm not very hungry.
Eddie...
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what am I? You're my
coach and my trainer.
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Right.
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And as your trainer
and your coach,
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it is my responsibility
to see to it...
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that you eat the proper food
in the right amount.
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Hey, Dad, I don't have
my track shoes.
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They're in the hall closet.
I'll go get them.
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[stuttering]
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Eddie. Coach is too wise
for any tricks like that.
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I'll go get them for you. You
just start working on that meat.
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Yes, sir. Coach.
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Here, Spot. Here, Spottie.
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00:14:11,775 --> 00:14:13,379
[Spot growling]
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[Spot munching]
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[laughing]
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And you said
you weren't hungry.
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But, Eddie, you must
be more careful, son.
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That is a piece of your
mother's best bone china.
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And you know how hard it is
to get good bones these days.
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There's the future champ
and his trainer.
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Eddie, Grandpa has
some vitamins for you.
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Go ahead, take one.
Now wait a minute.
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I'm the trainer here...
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and I will decide
what my prot�g�...
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will take
and what he won't take.
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00:15:15,612 --> 00:15:18,388
Allow me to examine these
therapeutic capsules here.
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Boy! What are you,
the fourth Mayo Brother?
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Guess it wouldn't hurt
to have Eddie try one.
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Go ahead, son.
Just one, Eddie.
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By the way, son, I couldn't
find your track shoes.
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I'll get them.
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[door opening]
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Look at him go.
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00:16:10,772 --> 00:16:13,719
Just shows what a high protein
diet can do.
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00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:28,132
Herman, what are you doing? It's
time to leave for the track meet.
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I'm just clearing a place on the mantle,
dear, for our cups and plaques.
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[blows whistle]
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I've decided to make
this our trophy room.
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Herman, if your head
gets any bigger,
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00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:39,795
you're gonna pop
your bolts again.
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This is Eddie's day and I don't
want you hogging the credit.
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Dear, I have
no such intention.
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When the photographers crowd
around us at the finish line...
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00:16:50,246 --> 00:16:53,625
lam going to insist that Eddie
have his picture taken alone.
250
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,645
That's very modest, dear.
251
00:16:56,617 --> 00:16:58,255
I think a picture of me...
252
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,230
insisting that Eddie have
his picture taken alone...
253
00:17:00,202 --> 00:17:02,239
would be very good
human interest stuff.
254
00:17:02,284 --> 00:17:03,695
Oh, Herman!
255
00:17:04,428 --> 00:17:06,635
Eddie, it's time to go.
256
00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:08,538
Yeah, time to go, champ.
257
00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:12,497
Lily, they're gone.
The pills are gone!
258
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,311
Oh, no.
What pills?
259
00:17:14,288 --> 00:17:17,064
The ones we've been giving
Eddie everyday.
260
00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:18,386
You mean the vitamins?
261
00:17:18,386 --> 00:17:20,764
What's the fuss? They aren't
going to make any difference.
262
00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:23,000
Eddie!
No difference?
263
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:25,673
Herman, I'll have you know
that those Go-Go pills...
264
00:17:25,622 --> 00:17:27,761
have been giving
Eddie his speed.
265
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:32,683
Grandpa, you aren't gonna try and
horn in on the credit, are you?
266
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:37,282
Herman, I'm afraid it's true.
Grandpa made them in the lab.
267
00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:38,626
And the first day
Eddie took them...
268
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,793
they made all the difference
in the world.
269
00:17:40,764 --> 00:17:44,302
Lily, you are not going to
shake my confidence, dear...
270
00:17:44,222 --> 00:17:45,826
with a wild tale like that.
271
00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:50,921
You're just making it up,
aren't you?
272
00:17:52,898 --> 00:17:54,605
But it's not true.
273
00:17:55,331 --> 00:17:57,675
It was my coaching
that did it.
274
00:17:57,797 --> 00:18:01,176
There aren't any pills.
You're just making it up.
275
00:18:02,086 --> 00:18:04,566
It's a lie! It's a lie!
It's a lie!
276
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:08,053
Did you look in the kitchen?
Yep. They're all gone.
277
00:18:08,361 --> 00:18:12,241
Darn! Darn! Darn!
Darn! Darn! Darn!
278
00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:13,618
[crashing]
279
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:19,662
Hermie, baby, now don't get upset.
Everything may be all right.
280
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,410
That's right. Eddie's been
taking those pills all week.
281
00:18:22,383 --> 00:18:25,455
Maybe he's built up enough
reserve to carry him through.
282
00:18:26,257 --> 00:18:29,568
Do you think so, Mumsie?
Yes, Poopsie.
283
00:18:29,491 --> 00:18:32,700
[footsteps marching] Now, dry your tears.
Here comes Eddie.
284
00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:38,508
(male announcer) And welcome,
ladies and gentlemen...
285
00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:39,522
boys and girls...
286
00:18:39,543 --> 00:18:41,545
to the big spring track meet.
287
00:18:43,352 --> 00:18:44,763
There's Eddie!
288
00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:47,559
Oh, my, the poor dear.
289
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,070
Where's Herman?
290
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:54,364
(announcer) Will all contestants
for the first event of the day...
291
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:58,375
the 100-yard dash, report
immediately to the starting line.
292
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:10,530
[gun firing]
293
00:19:12,198 --> 00:19:15,543
Look, he's winning!
My pills are still working.
294
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:16,840
[laughing]
295
00:19:19,849 --> 00:19:21,157
[all laughing]
296
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:27,061
(announcer) The winner of the
'IOU-yard dash in record time is...
297
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:28,867
[spectators applauding]
Eddie Munster.
298
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,940
[spectators applauding]
299
00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:56,392
[spectators cheering]
300
00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:05,836
[spectators applauding]
301
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,707
Son, this is the proudest day
of my life.
302
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,231
I'm real proud of you, too,
Dad.
303
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:20,983
But I wish you'd have been
coaching the rest of the team.
304
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:24,371
The eighth grade still needs a first
in the high hurdles to win the meet.
305
00:20:24,293 --> 00:20:26,295
I'm afraid
it's a little bit too late.
306
00:20:26,278 --> 00:20:28,189
They're already
lining up to run.
307
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,103
But couldn't you go over
and give our guy...
308
00:20:30,089 --> 00:20:31,932
a little pep talk,
Jimmy Bracket?
309
00:20:32,329 --> 00:20:36,971
I suppose so. Which one is he?
Number 14.
310
00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:38,894
Fourteen. Okay.
311
00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:41,983
Say, Jimmy-
312
00:20:44,239 --> 00:20:45,775
Jimmy Bracket?
313
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,505
Go, Jimmy, go!
314
00:20:54,516 --> 00:20:55,824
Go, Jimmy.
315
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,528
[spectators applauding]
316
00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:03,984
Gee, Pop, you did it again.
317
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,167
You're the greatest coach
in the whole world.
318
00:21:06,585 --> 00:21:10,465
Thank you, son. I guess I
do have a certain touch.
319
00:21:12,156 --> 00:21:14,568
I just wish
I knew what it was.
320
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,513
What pills are you
talking about, Grandpa?
321
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,228
The ones you say were lost?
322
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,548
It's nothing important,
Eddie.
323
00:21:23,521 --> 00:21:26,559
It was those vitamin pills
you were taking, dear.
324
00:21:27,106 --> 00:21:28,642
Vitamin pills?
325
00:21:28,642 --> 00:21:31,589
They aren't lost.
I've got plenty of those.
326
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:33,161
What?
What?
327
00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:34,794
Vitamin pills?
328
00:21:36,102 --> 00:21:38,776
Well, I never took them
after the first time.
329
00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:42,273
But you ran so fast
at the meet.
330
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:46,597
I thought I just had to win for Dad's sake.
He looked so sad.
331
00:21:46,859 --> 00:21:50,705
Eddie, you mean you weren't
taking my A-Go-Go pills?
332
00:21:50,796 --> 00:21:52,867
I hope you won't be mad,
Grandpa.
333
00:21:52,877 --> 00:21:56,051
But the first one tasted so
terrible, I never took another.
334
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,792
I've just been
putting them in here.
335
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,390
[laughing]
336
00:22:02,994 --> 00:22:06,203
You see that,
Grandpa and Lily?
337
00:22:06,388 --> 00:22:09,926
It was my training, and the
inspiration of his old dad...
338
00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:12,519
that made my boy
the champion that he is.
339
00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:13,471
[scoffs]
340
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:16,662
Let me have
those magic speed pills.
341
00:22:20,186 --> 00:22:21,324
There.
342
00:22:21,338 --> 00:22:22,976
That should be
a lesson to all of us...
343
00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:25,679
not to resort
to magic to help our son.
344
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:27,731
Our little Eddie
is going to grow up...
345
00:22:27,709 --> 00:22:30,485
to be a normal
average American boy.
346
00:22:30,751 --> 00:22:33,459
My dear daughter, you don't
know what you're saying.
347
00:22:33,407 --> 00:22:35,011
Have you taken
a good look lately...
348
00:22:35,009 --> 00:22:37,148
at the average
normal American boy?
349
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:39,193
Nevertheless,
I agree with Lily.
350
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,492
And that's the way
it's gonna be.
351
00:22:42,564 --> 00:22:44,066
And I don't think
your A-Go-Go pills...
352
00:22:44,068 --> 00:22:45,911
were any good anyway,
you old faker.
353
00:22:45,893 --> 00:22:47,338
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
354
00:22:58,347 --> 00:22:59,849
[growling]
355
00:23:02,445 --> 00:23:03,924
[velpins]
356
00:23:07,022 --> 00:23:08,501
[dog whimpering]
357
00:23:09,808 --> 00:23:11,719
[whimpering]
358
00:23:16,114 --> 00:23:20,256
You ran the car into the
lamp post because what?
359
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,425
You see, darling, I was
driving down the street...
360
00:23:22,389 --> 00:23:26,531
when all of a sudden I saw this cat
chasing this big dog up a tree.
361
00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:29,475
All right, Gwendolyn,
that does it!
362
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:34,511
You are now off
the road for life!
363
00:23:34,561 --> 00:23:39,111
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