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And our fourth-prize winner
here in our local contest is...
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Bessie June Rassmussen
of Apple Valley.
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Hmph. I knew it
wouldn't be me. ??
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The only thing I ever won were
those free facials down at Antoine's.
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Our third-prize winner is...
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Harry Jerome of 16 Maple Drive.
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Harry Jerome. Why don't you tell
everybody he's the sponsor's nephew! ??
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And for our second prize,
our second-prize winner...
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is Wilma Winninger
of 477 Hesby Avenue.
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Hesby Avenue? T-That's
clear across town.
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Politics! Politics!
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??
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And our first-prize winner...
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goes to a lucky person right
here in Mockingbird Heights.
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It's worth $5,000.
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And the first-prize
winner is Mr. Herman...
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Go ahead and say it.
Mr. Herman Overholtzer.
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Mr. Herman Flork.
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- Mr. Herman Munster.
- Graft! Graft!
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Graft! You hear me? G...
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Wait a minute. It's me! It's me!
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It's me! I'm Herman Munster!
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I'm... Hi! I'm Herman Munster!
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I won a prize worth $5,000!
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Lily, Grandpa! Everybody
come in quick! What's the matter?
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What's up, Herman? What is
it? The contest on TV! I won!
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I won! I won! I won! I won!
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I won! I won! I won!
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Where are you going, Grandpa?
Where am I going? Down in the dungeon.
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I wanna find out what Herman's
talking about. He'll be there any minute.
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Uncle Herman, you can't
keep us in suspense any longer.
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Come on, Pop. Tell us
about the neat prize you won.
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All right. All right. All right.
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The Munsters... mind
you, the entire family...
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Has won a membership to the
Mockingbird Heights Country Club.
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Whoopee!
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Oh, that club is so exclusive.
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Why, you know you have to wait for
one of the members to pass away...
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before you can even be
considered for membership.
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I know. That's
what's so wonderful.
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Once we're in, we
can stay forever.
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As far as I can recall, no member of
my family ever passed away for good.
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You know something, I
think I'm gonna take up golf.
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Only I'm not sure about
being out in the sun
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too much. I'd hate to
lose my parlor pallor.
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You know, Lily,
I'm going to love it.
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It's gonna give me a chance to
mingle with some real blue bloods.
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Well, Grandpa, if you do, just don't
put the bite on them right off the bat.
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I have a letter here from
the local television station.
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They have a winner for that
club membership we donated.
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I was against that
from the beginning.
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This is an exclusive
club and awarding a
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membership through a
contest is very undignified.
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I'm sorry, Petrie, but I'm
inclined to agree with Reggie.
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A thing like this can give us a more
popular image with the community.
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I'll go along with it because
I seem to be outnumbered.
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But who are these
contest winners?
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It's a Mr. and Mrs. Herman Munster
and family of Mockingbird Lane.
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Well, we have a luncheon and
fashion show coming up this week.
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We can invite Mrs. Munster to that and
send Munster a guest card to play golf.
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That way, we can get
a close look at them...
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see if they measure
up to our standards.
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You know, Grandpa? I
bet it would even shake up
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Arnold Palmer to see
me on the putting green.
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You're good all right, Herman.
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You know the last time I saw a swing like
that was when they hung my Uncle George.
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Herman! Grandpa! Uh, Lily.
Lily, dear. Please. I'm shooting.
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Herman, guess what the
mailman just dropped and ran?
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My new Bugs Bunny cartoon book?
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It's a letter from the Mockingbird
Heights Country Club.
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They're inviting me to a luncheon, and
they sent you a guest card to play golf.
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Oh. You know, Lily,
that's a very good idea.
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It'll give us a chance
to look over the club and
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see if the people measure
up to our standards.
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We'll have to dress
to the occasion.
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Um, I think I'll wear my
new Transylvanian original.
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You know, the one with
the-the lovely shroud.
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Old Hermie, the pro.
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Fore!
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Grandpa, where did the ball go?
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What do you know
about that? A hole in one.
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From the turnout today, I think this is
going to be our most successful luncheon.
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Two of the Munsters have
accepted our invitation,
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so this will give us a good
chance to look them over.
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I'm still not sold on this idea of
awarding a membership through a contest.
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It's the duty of this
committee to see to it that only
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the right sort of people
are admitted to the club.
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Excuse me, where are
they having the luncheon?
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- It's in the main grill.
- Thank you.
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And that's another area this
committee should take up.
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Every time Charley
Hinshaw gets a snootful,
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he dresses up in
those ridiculous outfits.
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That was the wildest one yet.
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Lily, the man said that the
luncheon is in the grill room.
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Grandpa, this place is
depressingly cheerful.
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But I suppose this modern
decor is what they go in for.
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79.95, Sally's Togs Shop.
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My the people are friendly here.
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She told a perfect stranger where
she got her dress and how much it cost.
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Yes, b-but I don't
care for that style.
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I wouldn't want you to be
seen dead in a dress like that.
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You're right, Grandpa.
I'll make a point not to.
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Never mind, Lily. Shall
we, uh, have a libation?
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Hi, folks. A little early for a
masquerade party, isn't it?
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Sure is.
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Oh, you club
people are so jolly.
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This is simple chiffon from
the Paris Collection, 129.95.
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Now that dress is more like it. When I
used to fly around in the Old Country,
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I always found a high
neckline a challenge.
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I think it's sweet the way the women
around here confide in each other.
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I think I'll float around a
bit and get acquainted.
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This is simple chiffon from
the Paris Collection, 129.95.
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This ensemble has a cape
made of tufted coffin lining...
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in a lovely shade
of cemetery green.
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This little number
was very inexpensive.
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The fabric is made
of black widow's webs.
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And the underslip,
pure, unborn centipede.
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Now, my friend, this is all very
simple. I'll show it to you again.
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Now all you have to do is guess
under which nut the spider is hiding.
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Of course, if you don't
guess the first time...
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Grandpa, I showed the
ladies my dress and...
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Oh, good, you're showing
the bartender the shell game.
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Don't win too much, Grandpa.
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Hey, that's not Charley
Hinshaw. Who are those people?
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Those are the
Munsters. Good heavens!
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He's gambling
with the bartender.
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She's gotten herself so stoned,
she's joining the fashion show.
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You still want those
contest winners in our club?
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Petrie, I'm afraid I'll
have to agree with you.
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But I'll tell you something, when
that Mr. Munster shows up to play golf,
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if he doesn't turn
out to be our idea of a
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human being, I'll throw
them out personally.
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Aunt Lily, do you mean the people were
actually rude to you at the country club?
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Yes. When we first went
in, everything was fine.
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But, suddenly, I had a feeling we
weren't wanted. That's right, Marilyn.
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There I was playing my shell game
with the bartender, when all of a sudden,
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some guy in a dark suit came by,
scooped up my shells and led me outside.
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He said they-they didn't
allow nuts in the club.
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It must be some kind of a rule
of the department of agriculture.
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I was going around showing off my dress,
when one woman came up to me and said,
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"Why don't you go home
and sleep it off, dearie."
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I tell you, Marilyn. We
might just as well face it.
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Those people at the country
club are just not our kind of people.
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Oh, what a shame. If Uncle Herman
went down there and got insulted...
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Why, he's so sensitive,
he'd go all to pieces inside.
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Oh, that would never do. The last
time that happened, he rattled for a week.
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I guess we'll just have
to tell Herman that it won't
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work out. That we don't
want to join a club like that.
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We're home from the golf
store. Yoo-hoo! We're home.
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Well, how do you like it?
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The man at the store
said this is what Ken
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Venturi wore when he
won the National Open.
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We're going to play tomorrow,
and I'm going to caddy.
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I bet everybody will follow
us all over the course.
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Oh boy, now I know how the
Prince of Wales used to feel.
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That's fine, Prince. You better
start feeling like a peasant again.
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Hmm? Grandpa.
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What's he talking about?
Uh, well, Herman, um,
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what would you say if we, uh...
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Well, if we decided not
to join the country club?
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Not join?
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What do you mean "not join"?
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Lily, I won that membership
fair and square, and if
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I didn't join the club, it
would crush my spirit.
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And I don't want
my spirit crushed.
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Oh.
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But I was thinking that I'd
probably scare the boys away...
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just as much at the
country club as I do here.
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- So I don't care if we join or not.
- You don't?
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- No.
- And I'd probably get to like...
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the luncheons and the
teas and the cocktail parties,
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and I'd start coming home late
and serving you TV dinners...
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and neglecting my family.
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You know, all those little niceties
that are part of country club living.
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A-And Herman, I don't wanna join the club
because there's no one there of my class.
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After all, Herman, you
know I'm a full-blooded count.
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And the closest thing they have to royalty
there is the bartender, "Duke" Fineberg.
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You know, I've suddenly
realized something.
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You do?
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Yes.
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You know what you've
made me realize? What?
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That you don't give
a hoot what I want.
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What does a man
work for all his life?
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A little feeling of
respectability and-and success.
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Well, that's what joining
the club would give me.
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And that's what I want and
I'm gonna have it. You hear me?
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That's what I want and I'm
gonna have it! I'm gonna have it!
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I'm gonna have it! I'm gonna
have it! I'm gonna have it!
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Excuse me, Lily, while I continue this
conversation with Herman in the dungeon.
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"Dear Lily, Eddie and I
have gone to the country club.
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Will play a round of golf before
work. Signed, Arnie Munster."
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Look at the time.
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It's 5:30 a.m. Half
the day is gone.
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That course will
probably be jammed.
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Oh, dear. I just hate the
thought of all those rude
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people staring at Uncle
Herman when he tees off.
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"Par five, 580 yards."
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Hmm. Short one.
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Pop? Hmm?
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Do you wanna pick a
club? Oh. Good idea, son.
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Uh, eenie-meenie-minie-mo.
What am I doing?
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Eight's my lucky
number. Eight iron, caddy.
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There you are. Thank you.
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Oh. Now isn't that nice of 'em.
They left us two practice balls.
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Now, the first thing you do,
Eddie, is to address the ball.
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Hello, ball.
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That's a joke, Eddie.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Now, Eddie, the
hole's right down there.
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Keep your eye on the
ball like a good caddy.
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Hmm. You know, those practice balls are
nice and big, but they're made very badly.
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Give me one of our small ones.
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Thank you, son. Now.
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- Ready?
- Ready.
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Hey, Dad? Hmm?
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It's in the rough. Darn!
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On the third hole,
1, 500 yards away.
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I think you over clubbed
yourself. I think you're right.
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But, as they say in golf, Eddie,
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you gotta play 'em
where you hit 'em. Yeah.
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Come on. We'll ride
down to the ball. Okay.
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Why do they call
it the rough, Pop?
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That's one of the reasons.
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I think I made the
trap. Come on, Eddie.
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Hit it, Pop! Hit it!
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Now, Eddie, this is a very important
shot. Getting out of the sand.
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Now watch closely.
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Watch the sand.
Watch the sand, Pop.
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Eddie! Eddie!
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I made it! I made it!
I made it! I made it!
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I'm out and I'm pin high.
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Eddie? Eddie.
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Eddie, where are
you, son? Eddie?
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Pop, you made the green!
How about that? How about that?
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You know, Eddie? I never
knew golf was such a fun game.
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Come on, son.
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Oh. Oopsy-daisy.
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Oopsy-daisy.
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Well, that's what you get
when you putt against the wind.
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Just as I thought. I've been
putting against the grain.
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I made it! I made it! I made it!
I made it! I made it! I made it!
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I made it! I made it!
I made it! I made it!
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I made it! I made it! I made it!
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Come on, Pop. Let's
go to the next tee.
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Be right with you, Eddie.
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Come on, Pop. I got your ball.
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I'm coming, Eddie.
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What a great game!
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And to think, when I'm a
member, I'll be doing this every day.
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I just hope those rude
people didn't embarrass
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Herman when he tried
to play golf this morning.
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Lily, there's no two ways about it.
That country club is just not for us.
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When Herman gets home from work, I'm sure
he'll tell us he's decided the same thing.
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And we all thought it was so
great when he won that contest.
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Hi, everybody. Hello, dear.
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Sweetie, about
the country club...
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Lily, please don't
mention that country club.
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It's just too sad
to think about.
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You're right, Herman. Grandpa!
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Read the afternoon paper.
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"Fiend desecrates golf
course in early morning.
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"Inhuman footprints were
found this morning on putting
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greens at the Mockingbird
Heights Country Club.
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"Enormous gouges taken
from turf and course flooded.
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Greenskeeper is
in a state of shock."
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- Herman, what does this mean?
- What does it mean?
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It means that we are not
gonna join the country club.
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I will not jeopardize
the safety of my family...
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at a country club where some
madman is allowed to run loose.
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That's right. That club is
just no good all-around.
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My letter of disapproval
is already in the mail.
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I've turned down that
membership I won.
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It's a shame we have
to forfeit a $5,000 prize.
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Well, as far as the money's
concerned, I told the club...
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that they could use
that money to repair the
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damage to the course
caused by that madman.
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It's just lucky you
didn't run into that fiend
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this morning when
you were playing there.
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Lily, don't say
such a thing, dear.
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If I ever came face-to-face with a
frightening, horrible creature like that,
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it'd scare me out of a
hundred years' growth.
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Now, Herman...
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Really, Herman. After all the trouble
we've had with that country club,
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haven't you had enough of golf?
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Someday, I may find a
golf club worth joining.
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And it won't hurt if I keep
up with my chip shots.
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Grandpa? Uh, did you
see where-where the ball...
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Oh, I'm... Grandpa... Herman,
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would you do me a favor?
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Certainly, Grandpa.
Don't ever take up bowling!
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Oh.
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