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(theme music playing)
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(whistle blowing)
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It's that time of year, America.
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Football season.
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See, this is when Bernie Mac
gets his testosterone up.
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The clinching and the grabbing
and the personal foul.
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Late hits. I love it all.
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See, Bernie Mac
like his Sundays ugly.
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Yeah three... 17... hut.
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Hut.
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Yeah, baby, yeah, baby!
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(laughs)
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(doorbell rings)
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Hi, Mr. Mac.
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What the...?
They're here for me.
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-Hey, you guys. Come on in.
-Hey, Mr. Mac.
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No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
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Uh, wait.
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(giggling and chatter)
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What the hell going on, Nessa?
We're having a makeup party.
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You didn't ask me could you have
no doggone makeup party.
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You think you can just
"Dingdong, Avon," and ruin my Sunday?
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Take it up
with Aunt Wanda. It was her idea.
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I'm not gonna take it up
with...
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Hey, Wanda!
What am Imma do now, baby?
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Honey, it's so
they could look good for the yearbook photo.
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I promised her.
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It's the Bears'
first preseason game.
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Man, that's foul.
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The Bears will have
lots of games.
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There's only one
yearbook photo.
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Where I'm a watch
the game at now?
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Man, that's foul.
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Anywhere but here.
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Ooh, honey,
why don't you ask Jordan if he'll go with you?
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For what? He don't
like football. That's foul.
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Honey, just ask him anyway.
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He don't like football.
That's foul.
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Son, we get there,
you're gonna have a ball.
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You watch what I tell you.
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I feel a little congested.
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I might be coming down
with something.
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I should stay.
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See?
Oh!
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GIRL: You like it?
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Come on here,
come on.
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Get in the car, boy.
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Doggone it.
I'll be right there. I forgot my Bears cap.
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I'm just passing through.
Don't worry.
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Don't worry.
Um, Uncle Bernie?
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I'm just getting
my Bears cap. Don't worry about it.
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No!
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(girls shrieking)
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They're changing
in there.
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I... Nessa,
I swear, I...
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Lord, Lord knows I...
Nessa...
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I mean, from, uh,
right here...
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(dull thumps)
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(whimpers)
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(woman singing funky song
indistinctly)
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See, if you put the light shade
over the darker shade,
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it accentuates the line
of the cheekbone.
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(laughs)
Oh, my gosh.
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I have cheekbones.
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VANESSA: Hey, hey, hey.
Get out of here. Why can't I stay?
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Aunt Wanda, will you make her
get out of here?
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Uh, sweetie, stop, okay?
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This party is for your sister
and her friends.
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Now when you get to high school,
I'll throw you your own makeup party, okay?
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But I want to look pretty now!
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Oh, Vanessa, she just wants
to be one of the girls.
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Let her stay.
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(sighs) Fine.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Here we go, Jordan,
and welcome to the Bears' Den,
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own little corner of Chicago
right here in L.A.
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I don't know, Uncle Bernie.
I don't think I'm supposed to be in a bar.
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And grill,
and they serve food, and it's legal. Come on.
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BARMAN:
Hey, look who's here, Bernie Mac.
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Wassup, you squares?
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Hey, that's South Side
and Zalenski right there. This is my nephew, Jordan.
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What's up, Little Mac?
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So, uh, which one
are you-- Cubs or White Sox?
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Uh... he don't follow sports.
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Really? Okay.
O'Hare or Midway?
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Give it a rest, Zalenski.
What, come on!
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Oh, hey, Jillian,
come here, baby.
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I got you, Bernie.
I saw you coming in.
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Hey, cutie.
Could you use a beer?
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Me?
You bet!
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Got the only draft root beer
in L.A.
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(quiet chuckle)
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She's cute, huh?
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So, what do you think--
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real or fake?
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Now, if you really want
that natural look, it doesn't take much.
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Less is more.
Look at the results.
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-Wow! Bryana, you look great!
-How do I look?
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You know, you
actually do.
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Is the glitter powder sparkling?
It's supposed to sparkle.
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WANDA: Sweetie, you look
like a perfect little princess.
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Aunt Wanda,
can I get my own makeup?
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WANDA:
Uh... why don't you go fill out that sheet?
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Uh, sweetie, this makeup
is expensive stuff, okay?
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Not play makeup.
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But I have
a school photo, too. I'm sorry,
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but this
was a special treat.
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Man, look at how
thick this crust is! It's just like at home.
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It is from home--
Chicago deep-dish.
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All right now, everybody.
Here it is, show time.
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Now keep your eye
on number 88.
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He's caught,
like, six passes. They're onto him.
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They should run it.
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(animated, indistinct
commentary on TV)
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(cheering)
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I'm so sorry.
No worries.
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No worries. You're fine.
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MAN:
Yeah!
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Oh, great call,
little man.
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It was?
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Hecks, yeah!
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Oh, and by the way,
Jillian-- they're real.
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How do you know?
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Just a feeling.
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My man!
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(choking)
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Dang, America.
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It's too bad we aren't
playing real football.
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I mean, that boy got
a great set of hands.
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Pfft, and Bryana never
puts the cap back on the toothpaste.
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Shoot, Aunt Wanda does
the same exact thing, son.
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(scoffs)
Girls!
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Am I right,
Uncle Bernie?
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My man,
you ain't never lied.
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I'm gonna go hit the
trough one last time.
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Go ahead, go ahead.
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(sighs)
Oh, man.
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(inhales, clears throat)
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-Hmm.
-Bernie, tell me, is that the same nephew
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you're always
telling us stories about?
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The one
who's a little off?
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Yeah, that's the same one.
He usually is.
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That's for you, baby.
Thank you.
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'Cause you guys seemed
as thick as thieves today.
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You know, Jillian, you're right.
For some reason, we are, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
(both laughing)
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Hey, Bernie.
Yes, Stan.
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You know we're doing
a fantasy football league.
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You should get in on that
before the season starts.
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Fantasy football, huh?
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That's when you pick players
from different teams?
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That's unnatural, man.
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Besides, I'm not good
with computers, Stan.
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I bet Jordan could help you
with that.
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Nah, he wouldn't want
to play with me.
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Well, you never know
unless you ask him.
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Ask me what?
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Go on.
Ask him.
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Hey, Jordan,
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they're having a fantasy
football league down here,
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and-and I was kind of
wondering, would you like to play with me?
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Yeah, just to be with you,
Uncle Bernie, yeah.
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Are you kidding?
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Sounds like fun.
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He said yes, America!
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I've known that boy
for 13 years,
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but we really met
for the first time tonight
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in this bar.
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Now, I know why they call it
fantasy football.
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Because it's like
a dream come true.
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America, he said yes!
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Just think about it, America.
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Me and Jordan
lining up together.
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It's gonna be a thing of beauty.
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I mean nasty,
ferocious beauty.
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Jordan hittin' 'em high,
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while the Mac Man
hittin' 'em low.
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Easy there, Bernie.
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It is fantasy football
you're playing.
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(scoffs)
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What you mean
by that, Dick?
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What do I mean?
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Well, when I made
the Hall of Fame,
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it was for being nasty
and ferocious.
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I know that.
Oh, man.
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Look, I-I'm sorry, Bernie,
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but it's-it's just not
real football.
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Hey, uh, Dick, could you...
could you train my nephew for me?
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You know I don't
ask you much.
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You know I don't.
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It's-it's fantasy football,
Bernie!
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It's... it's not real.
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Let's play like.
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Okay, this Web site says
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we should pick
our running back first.
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Okay.
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Shoot, that's easy!
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Sweetness Walter Payton, baby!
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Uh, I don't see him
on the list.
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Well, that's because
he retired in '88.
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But ain't this
fantasy football? Just get him, get him.
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I don't think it works
like that, Uncle Bernie.
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All right then.
Well, get, um... Thomas Jones.
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I like him. He's clean.
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Wears his hair short like you.
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Wow! Look at all the players.
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How do we know
who we're supposed to pick?
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Just pick the
Chicago Bears.
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But the Web site says
we should pick
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the best players
from all of the teams.
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Chicago Bears
are the best team.
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Just pick 'em.
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Wow, you sure know a lot
about football, Uncle Bernie.
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(quiet chuckle)
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Hold on one minute, son.
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(Luther Vandross:
"Always and Forever" playing)
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Come here, Jordan.
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Look, I know we're
just starting this journey together,
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but there's something
I want you to have.
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♪ Always and forever ♪
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Your 1986 Chicago Bears
Super Bowl ring!
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I can't take that!
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Oh, no. Yes, you can.
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Don't trip.
It's just a replica.
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I-I don't know what to say.
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Don't-don't
say anything.
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Just save your
speeches until the...
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the Mac Men win the
championship, son.
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How 'bout that, baby?
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♪ Everyday ♪
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Aunt Wanda,
look at my ring!
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♪ Love me inyour own special way ♪
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What are you doing?
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(gasps)
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I let you join the party,
and you go in my makeup?
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I just needed a touch-up.
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A touch-up?
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Are you still
wearing the same makeup
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from yesterday?
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Yeah, but most
of it came off
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on my pillowcase.
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You're not supposed
to wear it to bed, stupid.
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I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
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I know you won't.
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Here, you can
have my old stuff.
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You can play with
that all you want.
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Just stay out of
my good stuff,
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or you'll have
to find out
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how to use concealer
on a black eye.
251
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,562
I can't believe the Bears
got killed like that!
252
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,900
Uncle Bernie, I don't ever want
to lose like that again.
253
00:10:17,975 --> 00:10:19,485
Oh, don't worry
about it.
254
00:10:19,569 --> 00:10:21,029
Bears'll bounce back.
255
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,528
No, I mean the Mac Men.
256
00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:24,655
We're last
in the Fantasy Football League.
257
00:10:24,732 --> 00:10:26,672
And no wonder--
we're all Bears.
258
00:10:26,743 --> 00:10:28,583
We need to make some
changes, Uncle Bernie.
259
00:10:28,653 --> 00:10:29,793
Drastic ones.
260
00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,042
Come-come on now, son.
261
00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:32,814
It's just the first week.
262
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,382
Shoot, show a little courage
in this time of adversity.
263
00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:38,041
First off, we're
dropping Armstrong.
264
00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:39,711
Now, hold on now, son.
265
00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:41,459
Now, I say hold on, boy.
266
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,051
You know, that man been
in the league 17 years.
267
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:44,966
Let him get his ring.
He deserve it.
268
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,724
(scoffs)
Okay, what about Jones?
269
00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:49,556
Oh, he's too valuable.
He's injured!
270
00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:53,022
That's when he needs us
the most, Jordan. You don't kick a man when he's down.
271
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,868
(scoffs)
Whatever.
272
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,610
Uncle Bernie, look who's
available on the waiver wire--
273
00:10:57,682 --> 00:10:59,572
Brett Favre.
274
00:10:59,642 --> 00:11:01,322
What-what...?
Brett Favre?
275
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,614
What are you doing?
(doleful beep)
276
00:11:03,688 --> 00:11:05,528
He's the enemy, son.
277
00:11:05,606 --> 00:11:07,566
But-but he's
a point machine.
278
00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,410
We could finally
win with him.
279
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,579
You don't wanna win
like that.
280
00:11:11,654 --> 00:11:14,344
So we're not making
any changes?
281
00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,996
Correct-a-mundo!
282
00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,075
We're going to the dance
with the people who brung us.
283
00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:19,631
Now, come on.
284
00:11:19,704 --> 00:11:22,384
(sighs)
Come on.
285
00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:25,087
Look up Doug Plank.
286
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:26,468
(typing)
287
00:11:26,544 --> 00:11:29,604
And Brian Piccolo.
288
00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:35,772
Ugh.
They don't even let you wear that at school.
289
00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:38,235
I know. I'll wash it
off after breakfast.
290
00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:40,444
I just like it.
Like it?
291
00:11:40,516 --> 00:11:42,276
You're a little addict
with it.
292
00:11:42,351 --> 00:11:45,201
You're just mad 'cause I
have good bone structure.
293
00:11:48,491 --> 00:11:49,871
Hey!
294
00:11:53,362 --> 00:11:54,702
(bell ringing)
295
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:57,831
(War: "Slippin'
Into Darkness" playing)
296
00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:02,683
♪ Slipping into darkness ♪
297
00:12:09,721 --> 00:12:16,651
♪ Take my mindbeyond the dreams ♪
298
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,649
(whispers)
Oh, my gosh!
299
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,118
Is that makeup?
300
00:12:24,185 --> 00:12:26,315
You're not allowed
to have that in school.
301
00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:27,865
So?
302
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,697
Do you really wear that?
303
00:12:29,774 --> 00:12:31,164
All the time.
304
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,834
Let's see.
305
00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:38,213
♪ You've beenslippin' into darkness ♪
306
00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:42,792
♪ Wo ho ho ho ♪
307
00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:45,550
♪ Pretty soonyou gonna pay, hey ♪
308
00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:47,973
(gasps)
309
00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:51,222
Would you care to tell me
what you have there?
310
00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:53,395
Uh... crayon?
311
00:12:56,592 --> 00:12:59,272
Now that I have
your crayons,
312
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:03,105
why don't you familiarize
yourself with my chalk?
313
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,612
100 times:
314
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:08,704
"I shall not wear
the harlot's face paint."
315
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,871
Jordan, you need
to quit pouting.
316
00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:20,827
You're a Mac Man now.
You're in the Bears' Den.
317
00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:22,208
Liven up a little bit.
318
00:13:22,285 --> 00:13:24,285
Oh yeah, you're right.
This is great.
319
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,380
I love getting creamed.
You know what, Jordan?
320
00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:29,335
You're acting like a poor loser.
Especially a poor teammate.
321
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,591
Oh, I'm a poor teammate?
That's what I said.
322
00:13:31,669 --> 00:13:33,759
Let's see how many points
we would've had.
323
00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:35,638
Hey, Stan,
what's it gonna take to get the Packers game
324
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,055
on one of these TVs?
325
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,153
(dead silence)
326
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:42,601
(sputtering)
327
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,770
What did you just say?
328
00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:46,899
South Side, the lad
didn't mean no harm.
329
00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:48,396
He's a young comedian.
330
00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:50,527
Take after his uncle, right?
331
00:13:50,605 --> 00:13:52,065
You need to shut your mouth.
Shut up.
332
00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:56,028
I'll shut up while you lead us
to last place.
333
00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:58,830
Ain't that a blip.
Boy, you ain't know nothin' about this game
334
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,415
till I started bringing you
down here; you used to spend your Sundays with Aunt Wanda
335
00:14:02,491 --> 00:14:08,091
looking for antiques.
Hey, remember I told y'all about that? (laughing)
336
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:09,594
Boy, you a trip.
337
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:11,925
I wanna go home, now.
338
00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:14,682
Jordan, I didn't mean no harm.
339
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,234
I'm sorry, Jordan.
340
00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:25,396
I don't know, Dick.
341
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:28,243
Something just not right in
the locker room of Team Mac.
342
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,525
It's not an outbreak
of athlete's foot, is it?
343
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,664
Because... because if that stuff
gets so much a toehold...
344
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,701
I mean, you can...
you can forget about it.
345
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,160
It's-it's contag...
No, no.
346
00:14:38,235 --> 00:14:39,915
Dick, Dick, I'm
talking about Jordan.
347
00:14:39,996 --> 00:14:43,616
He's just been emotionally
distant from me.
348
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,539
That's good, right?
349
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,208
Keep your emotions
at a distance.
350
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:51,707
Hey, that's what
football players do.
351
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,881
I know you're right.
352
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:57,154
I'm sure everything's
gonna be fine. Isn't it Dick?
353
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:59,431
Yeah, but I'm serious
about the athlete's foot.
354
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,267
That stuff is no joke.
355
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:05,392
They'll be calling us
for class photo in five minutes.
356
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:10,411
And when they do, you'll line up
in an orderly fashion.
357
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:15,821
(War: "Slippin'
Into Darkness" playing)
358
00:15:15,898 --> 00:15:20,408
♪ Slipping into darkness ♪
359
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,376
♪ Yeah ♪
360
00:15:28,369 --> 00:15:35,269
♪ All my troubleso I choose ♪
361
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,930
♪ I was slippin'into darkness ♪
362
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,440
Bryana, is there a reason
you're out of your chair?
363
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,602
Do you have
something to say?
364
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,191
Come on out with it.
365
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:52,106
(vomits)
366
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:55,404
(class groaning disgustedly)
367
00:15:55,479 --> 00:15:57,539
Come on, children. Quickly.
368
00:16:00,151 --> 00:16:03,091
Mr. Duff, we had
a little accident in here.
369
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,132
I'll get the sawdust.
370
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:09,825
Do you need help to
the nurses' station, poor thing?
371
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,470
(weakly)
That's okay.
372
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:17,169
♪ Yeah ♪
373
00:16:17,251 --> 00:16:20,511
♪ Slippin' into darkness ♪
374
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:21,968
All right,
there you go, sweetie.
375
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,808
All right, I think
that's the last student.
376
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,933
I thought there was
supposed to be 40.
377
00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:28,811
BRYANA:
Wait, you forgot about me.
378
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,358
Okay, come on up
and take a seat.
379
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,862
My, what a very, uh...
380
00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:38,646
mature little girl.
381
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,991
I'm going to need
the soft focus filter.
382
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,992
Is this the only backdrop
you have?
383
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,250
Do you have something
that'll match my eye shadow?
384
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:50,505
♪ Pretty soonyou're gonna pay ♪
385
00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:52,375
Uh-oh.
386
00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:54,843
Blessed Mary and Joseph!
387
00:16:54,914 --> 00:17:00,184
Mr. Duff,
I'm going to need to borrow these.
388
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,604
So Bernie, how are things going
with Jordan?
389
00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:08,555
Is he still
in the fantasy football with you?
390
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:09,726
You better believe it.
391
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:11,234
Shoot, he fine, too.
392
00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:13,015
In fact,
he's finally going along with
393
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,359
all my ideas
about choosing the Bears. (laughs)
394
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,824
Hey, you know, 'cause
we've been hearing rumors
395
00:17:17,895 --> 00:17:19,855
about potential problems
396
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,609
in the front office there,
you know?
397
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,830
You know,
management dispute
398
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,380
between Team Mac Men.
399
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,745
What you talkin' 'bout?
400
00:17:30,825 --> 00:17:32,955
If you guys know anything,
tell him.
401
00:17:33,035 --> 00:17:37,045
Right. Uh, well,
it's just that your boy's been steppin' out a little bit.
402
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,513
What are you talkin' about?
403
00:17:38,582 --> 00:17:40,052
Jordan's joined another league.
404
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,136
I mean, I... I thought you knew.
405
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,349
Why would he go play
on his own?
406
00:17:49,844 --> 00:17:51,244
Wait a minute.
407
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,904
Are you all trying
to tell me
408
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,233
that Jordan's playing
with someone else?
409
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,358
Huh, boys?
Come on, start talking.
410
00:17:58,435 --> 00:17:59,895
Come on.
411
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,659
Alright, who?
412
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,779
Come on, gang.
413
00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:05,989
These are on me, Bern.
414
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,658
You can thank Jordan.
415
00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:10,656
Man, that kid sure knows how
to upgrade a backfield.
416
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:12,459
We're in fourth place.
417
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,433
(sighs)
418
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,092
Mm-hmm.
419
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:22,375
America, how could he?
420
00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:25,049
Well...
421
00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:27,559
You know what they say
about people who make trades?
422
00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:29,111
Traitors.
423
00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:32,443
That's right,
nothing but a damn traitor!
424
00:18:37,892 --> 00:18:40,282
Hi, Jordan.
Oh, hey, Uncle Bernie.
425
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,902
How was the mall?
Mmm, it was good.
426
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,860
You do anything interesting?
427
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,950
What did you have to drink,
Backstabber?
428
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,867
And what did you eat,
Two-face?
429
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,749
No, no, I just had
a Wetzel's pretzel.
430
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,081
Oh, quit the song
and dance, Jordan.
431
00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:54,417
I know
what's been going on.
432
00:18:54,491 --> 00:18:56,791
I know about you playing
fantasy football
433
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,549
with your new friend,
Jillian.
434
00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:02,836
Okay, it's true.
435
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:05,967
It feels so good
to finally say it.
436
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,475
No, it doesn't.
437
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:14,982
Oh, my, Nessa!
438
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:18,774
Look at you.
You look beautiful.
439
00:19:18,849 --> 00:19:21,479
Oh, my God, that
makeup party was worth every penny.
440
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,820
I know. I've already had two
guys ask me for a wallet size.
441
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,987
Oh, look at that.
(chuckles)
442
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,410
Oh, let me see yours.
Come on.
443
00:19:29,485 --> 00:19:31,155
Uh-uh.
444
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,577
No, "uh-uh" your auntie.
Let me see those photos.
445
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,656
I know they're beautiful.
Let me see.
446
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,501
Hey,
give me those back!
447
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:38,786
Uh-uh-uh!
448
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,803
Come on.
Come on, now.
449
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:42,836
(clears throat)
450
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,805
Oh.
451
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,055
Wow.
452
00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:48,506
(gasps)
Ooh!
453
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,717
Ooh...
454
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,308
What happened to you?
455
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,143
WANDA:
Okay. Well, you know what?
456
00:19:54,218 --> 00:19:58,188
Uh, we can use your
soccer team photos.
457
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:02,944
Did you have recess first
before the pictures?
458
00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:04,818
Who did your hair?
459
00:20:04,895 --> 00:20:06,695
What happened, Jordan?
460
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,906
I thought we had it all.
461
00:20:08,983 --> 00:20:11,033
What could she give you
that I can't?
462
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,450
She listens to me.
463
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:15,868
She cares
about my opinion.
464
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,538
She makes me
feel important.
465
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,706
I was a terrible teammate,
wasn't I, Jordan?
466
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,415
How could I've
been so blind?
467
00:20:21,495 --> 00:20:25,345
No, no, Uncle Bernie,
it wasn't you. It was me.
468
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,914
(sighs)
469
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,474
I just wasn't ready
to commit to the Mac Men.
470
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:32,055
I can't feel right
keeping this.
471
00:20:33,007 --> 00:20:35,137
SINGER: ♪ A broken heart ♪
472
00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:36,477
I don't want it, Jordan.
473
00:20:37,511 --> 00:20:40,441
(sighs) I guess
I'll just put it here.
474
00:20:40,514 --> 00:20:42,234
♪ Can you stop the rain? ♪
475
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,898
But, you know, we could still
watch the game together.
476
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,117
As friends.
477
00:20:49,023 --> 00:20:51,253
Jordan, just go.
478
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,212
I'll call you.
479
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:04,756
♪ What makes the worldroll round? ♪
480
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,298
(scoffs)
481
00:21:09,376 --> 00:21:11,346
What's wrong with you?
482
00:21:12,129 --> 00:21:14,439
(mutters)
483
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,113
Sick.
484
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:26,824
Damn.
485
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:30,494
(laughing)
486
00:21:30,564 --> 00:21:31,824
Did you hear it, too?
487
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,619
DICK:
I thought that was you.
488
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,492
No, that was...
That was you.
489
00:21:35,569 --> 00:21:37,549
Damn. (clears throat)
490
00:21:37,621 --> 00:21:41,331
Think about it, America--
me and Jordan...
491
00:21:41,408 --> 00:21:42,748
(passes gas)
492
00:21:42,826 --> 00:21:44,626
(sniggering)
493
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:45,933
(clears throat)
494
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,295
You went to the,
uh, commissary?
495
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,933
(sniggering)
You went to the--
496
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,349
Huh.
497
00:21:56,256 --> 00:21:57,356
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