Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,986 --> 00:00:04,586
(theme music playing)
2
00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:20,545
(playing the piano)
When can I play Alicia Keyes?
3
00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,013
When you learn these keys.
4
00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:23,969
Bryana, you have
to practice
5
00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:26,323
if you want to be
ready for your recital.
6
00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:27,643
Again.
7
00:00:27,719 --> 00:00:29,399
(sighs, resumes playing)
8
00:00:32,474 --> 00:00:35,364
But, Uncle Bernie!
She gets this, and she gets that.
9
00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,275
(speech muted)
And I don't get anything, And I do good...
10
00:00:37,354 --> 00:00:39,204
(normal speech)
...school, it's not fair!
11
00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:42,202
How come
she gets a piano, and she stinks,
12
00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:45,865
and I can't even get
Ninja Fighters III, and I'm good at it.
13
00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,196
I mean, it's
really not fair!
14
00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,460
(muted speech)
I think...
15
00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,258
Oh! Uncle Bernie!
16
00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:54,170
(groans)
Oh!
17
00:00:54,246 --> 00:00:56,666
(shouting)
America!
18
00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:59,168
(muted piano music playing)
19
00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:00,881
(normal sound resumes)
20
00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:05,681
America, I'm not even gonna
dignify him with an answer.
21
00:01:05,757 --> 00:01:07,557
But I'm telling you why.
22
00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:11,144
See, because playing the piano
will enrich her life.
23
00:01:11,221 --> 00:01:13,731
Playing video games
don't enrich nothing.
24
00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,367
So she's no good.
25
00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,574
Everybody's got
to start somewhere.
26
00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:21,074
For all you know, she could be
the next Roberta Flack.
27
00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:24,488
Young people, that's
Alicia Keyes with an afro.
28
00:01:24,568 --> 00:01:26,738
Hey, give it!
I had it first!
29
00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,250
Give me!
I had it first!
30
00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,621
Hey, hey, hey,
separate!
31
00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:31,338
Separate!
32
00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:33,246
Now, let me tell you
something, young lady.
33
00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,496
Before you even think
about turning the television on,
34
00:01:35,579 --> 00:01:37,419
you better tickle
those ivories, you got me?
35
00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:41,381
-Yes, because it's such
a delight when you play. -Shut up.
36
00:01:41,459 --> 00:01:42,499
First, I got to feed
my hamster.
37
00:01:42,578 --> 00:01:43,928
Uh-uh, no, you ain't.
Let it starve.
38
00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,434
Now, give it to him.
39
00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:46,755
(snickers)
40
00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,890
Now, let's go,
young lady.
41
00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:50,277
(whimpers)
42
00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,601
BERNIE:
Come on, sit down here.
43
00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:53,729
Baby Girl, sit down...
44
00:01:53,805 --> 00:01:54,725
No, no, no, you don't.
45
00:01:54,806 --> 00:01:56,236
Sit down!
46
00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:58,106
Okay, Baby Girl, I'm not
playing with you. Sit down!
47
00:01:58,185 --> 00:01:59,435
Put your hand up here.
48
00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:00,609
Put your hand
up here.
49
00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,407
Put your hand in here.
50
00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:03,779
Sit down!
I'm not playing with you!
51
00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,947
(playing piano badly)
52
00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,416
(doorbell rings)
53
00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:12,672
Brian?
54
00:02:12,749 --> 00:02:14,249
What's up, Big B?
55
00:02:14,326 --> 00:02:16,166
Man, I hardly
could recognize you
56
00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:18,004
without that Jerry Curl bag
on your head, man.
57
00:02:18,079 --> 00:02:20,049
Oh, man,
that's old school.
58
00:02:20,123 --> 00:02:21,103
Look, I'm all natural now.
59
00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,175
Man, what's going on, man?
60
00:02:23,251 --> 00:02:24,261
(laughs)
What's up?
61
00:02:24,336 --> 00:02:26,216
America, I haven't seen
62
00:02:26,296 --> 00:02:27,636
this cat in years.
63
00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,724
Used to cut hair
in the neighborhood.
64
00:02:29,799 --> 00:02:31,019
He ain't no sissy, though.
65
00:02:31,092 --> 00:02:32,392
In fact, used to have
66
00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,143
quite a way with the ladies.
67
00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,611
I wonder what brings him
to town, though.
68
00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,355
Hmm.
69
00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:40,903
I hope it ain't no money.
70
00:02:40,977 --> 00:02:43,447
So, Brian, I mean,
what brings you to L.A., man?
71
00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:46,922
Oh.
72
00:02:48,151 --> 00:02:49,631
Your sister, Stacey, man.
73
00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,251
I ran into her
last week, man, and...
74
00:02:52,322 --> 00:02:54,382
she dropped a bomb on me, y'all.
75
00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:58,182
She told me that Bryana
is named after her daddy.
76
00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:00,749
Hmm?
77
00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,434
Oh.
Oh.
78
00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:07,637
Huh.
79
00:03:07,712 --> 00:03:09,152
Bryana's daddy?
80
00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,893
I mean, America,
we always knew
81
00:03:10,966 --> 00:03:13,976
Bryana had a different pappy
from Jordan and Nessa.
82
00:03:14,052 --> 00:03:15,522
We just didn't know who.
83
00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,099
See, it was a family secret,
84
00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:19,320
like Aunt Ruth and Aunt Betty,
85
00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,819
living together all them years.
86
00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,027
They just friends! Sure!
87
00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,778
Nobody ever said nothing.
88
00:03:25,855 --> 00:03:27,495
Don't ask, don't tell.
89
00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,034
You know, that's what family do.
90
00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,910
So, don't judge me.
91
00:03:31,987 --> 00:03:33,827
Your family got secrets, too.
92
00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,289
Oh, yeah.
93
00:03:35,365 --> 00:03:37,455
I was just as shocked as y'all.
94
00:03:37,534 --> 00:03:39,184
I don't know why you
were shocked, man.
95
00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:41,883
Weren't you there?
Oh, most definitely.
96
00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,045
As fine as your sister was...
97
00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,224
You know, that...
that was a long time ago.
98
00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,928
A long...
99
00:03:49,004 --> 00:03:50,264
long, long time ago, man.
100
00:03:50,338 --> 00:03:52,098
And you know,
then I moved away.
101
00:03:52,173 --> 00:03:53,893
And I haven't seen Stacey since.
102
00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,021
Hey, yo, Mac,
103
00:03:56,094 --> 00:03:58,244
I just want
to see my daughter, man.
104
00:04:03,694 --> 00:04:06,494
Lookit,
as soon as I heard about it, you know,
105
00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:08,453
I drove all the
way across country just to see you.
106
00:04:08,523 --> 00:04:10,583
Do I have to go with him?
107
00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:14,448
BRIAN:
Oh, no, no, no, sweetie.
108
00:04:14,529 --> 00:04:16,659
I know that you have
a great life here
109
00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,620
with your aunt and uncle,
living all large.
110
00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:21,000
It's just
that when your mom told me about you,
111
00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:22,797
I just had
to see your face.
112
00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:25,009
It's pretty.
113
00:04:25,081 --> 00:04:26,471
Just like
your mama's.
114
00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:27,810
Oh, hey.
115
00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,519
I almost forgot.
116
00:04:34,257 --> 00:04:36,217
I brought
you something.
117
00:04:36,301 --> 00:04:37,481
Thank you.
118
00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,529
Can I go now?
119
00:04:43,975 --> 00:04:45,575
Hmm.
120
00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,290
She looks like me.
121
00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,067
(laughs)
122
00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:54,200
So, how long are you
in town, Brian?
123
00:04:54,277 --> 00:04:56,287
Oh, now,
just for the weekend.
124
00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,287
Then I have
to get back on the road.
125
00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,495
I'm staying at the Sheridan,
right up the street.
126
00:05:00,575 --> 00:05:01,785
Oh.
127
00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,088
Uh, why don't you
come over for dinner?
128
00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:05,132
Around 6:00?
129
00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,675
Thank you.
130
00:05:08,666 --> 00:05:10,336
Wow. Oh.
131
00:05:10,418 --> 00:05:12,058
I just...
132
00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:15,536
I thought
our daddy was my daddy.
133
00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,852
No. Why do you think
you're yellow, and we're chocolate?
134
00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,607
VANESSA:
I remember him.
135
00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,227
Out of all the guys mom dated,
136
00:05:22,305 --> 00:05:23,475
he was the nicest.
137
00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:24,976
He would always
bring her gifts.
138
00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,068
He got me this.
139
00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:29,943
Hey, give it back.
Hmm.
140
00:05:30,021 --> 00:05:32,361
Ten carats, 12 tops.
141
00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,620
(pop music playing)
142
00:05:35,693 --> 00:05:37,413
(laughing)
143
00:05:37,487 --> 00:05:39,197
(sighs)
Is this one for me?
144
00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,330
Now you know I saved
the best one for last,
145
00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:42,998
just for you.
146
00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,206
Can I have extra whip cream?
147
00:05:45,286 --> 00:05:47,296
You can have extra
whatever you want.
148
00:05:47,372 --> 00:05:48,692
You want to know why?
149
00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,885
'Cause you're my princess.
(laughs)
150
00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:54,680
(laughs)
Oh, I'll take that.
151
00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,184
Mmm.
152
00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,226
♪ How about
some hot fudge? ♪
153
00:05:58,308 --> 00:06:00,098
♪ And cherries, too? ♪
154
00:06:00,176 --> 00:06:01,476
♪ And some whip cream ♪
155
00:06:01,553 --> 00:06:02,773
♪ Chocolate sprinkles ♪
156
00:06:02,846 --> 00:06:05,306
♪ Woo-woo! Uh! ♪
Open your mouth.
157
00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:07,440
Hey, why's hers
bigger than mine?
158
00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:10,107
(laughs)
'Cause you're not a princess.
159
00:06:10,186 --> 00:06:12,366
-Um, Brian.
-Hmm?
160
00:06:12,447 --> 00:06:16,377
Don't you think it's
a little too late for that much ice cream?
161
00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:18,367
Yeah.
162
00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:19,945
About nine years too late.
163
00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:20,949
Mmm.
164
00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:22,370
Bam!
165
00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:24,169
Thank you, Daddy.
166
00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,076
You hear that, America?
167
00:06:26,161 --> 00:06:28,211
Baby Girl called him daddy.
168
00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,048
That's a beautiful thing.
169
00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,223
To have someone to call daddy.
170
00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,092
Sure, her belly will ache.
171
00:06:34,169 --> 00:06:36,089
Be breaking wind
something awful.
172
00:06:36,171 --> 00:06:37,681
But it's worth it.
173
00:06:37,755 --> 00:06:40,805
Shoot, my belly
might be hurting, too.
174
00:06:40,884 --> 00:06:43,694
This is a good thing.
(chuckles)
175
00:06:43,761 --> 00:06:44,961
Beautiful.
176
00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:49,953
I'm trying to peek.
Stop trying to peek.
177
00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:52,606
All right, you can
open your eyes now.
178
00:06:52,687 --> 00:06:54,107
(Bryana screams)
179
00:06:54,189 --> 00:06:56,669
(The Jackson 5:
"Sugar Daddy" playing)
180
00:06:56,741 --> 00:06:59,951
♪ I'm gonna be your
sugar daddy, give you honey ♪
181
00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,542
Can I ride it now?
182
00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,462
Oh, sure you can,
little man. Take it for a spin.
183
00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:05,870
I don't want him to.
I want to ride it some more.
184
00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:07,460
Please, Daddy?
185
00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:08,995
♪ I wanna be your
sugar daddy ♪
186
00:07:09,078 --> 00:07:10,498
♪ Give you kisses ♪
187
00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,010
Um, sorry, bro.
188
00:07:12,081 --> 00:07:14,431
Can I get some rims
for my scooter, Daddy?
189
00:07:14,509 --> 00:07:16,219
BRIAN:
Oh, of course you can, Princess.
190
00:07:16,294 --> 00:07:18,094
You know what?
I'll pick them up
191
00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,941
as soon as I pick up
that video game that you like.
192
00:07:20,015 --> 00:07:22,595
Uh, what-what was
it called again?
193
00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,555
Ninja Fighters III.
194
00:07:24,636 --> 00:07:26,936
(laughs)
195
00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,153
♪ I'm gonna be your
sugar daddy ♪
196
00:07:29,224 --> 00:07:31,404
♪ Give you, honey
all my money ♪
197
00:07:31,476 --> 00:07:34,186
♪ Well L.A. to Cincinatti... ♪
198
00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,954
Wanda.
Yeah, honey.
199
00:07:36,031 --> 00:07:37,821
You know Baby Girl
hasn't done her homework
200
00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,583
or played the piano
or anything.
201
00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,749
Don't make no sense, her father
spoiling her like that.
202
00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,208
Well, just yesterday,
he bought her some skates,
203
00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:46,999
and a bike...
I mean, how many gifts does a girl need?
204
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,719
Sometimes you just got
to bite your tongue.
205
00:07:52,664 --> 00:07:54,514
(whispering)
206
00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,177
-Hey!
-Where have you all been?
207
00:07:59,254 --> 00:08:00,764
Do you know it's
almost 10:00?
208
00:08:00,838 --> 00:08:03,308
Sweetie, stop eating that.
209
00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,483
No, see, look,
I promised her
210
00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,980
she could have some
cotton candy if she ate all her popcorn.
211
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,728
Say good night.
212
00:08:09,806 --> 00:08:11,226
Good night,
Princess.
213
00:08:11,307 --> 00:08:13,017
Look, I'm sorry, B.
214
00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:14,461
I just lost track of time, man.
215
00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,785
But-- but she's here now.
It's all good.
216
00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:20,906
It's not all good!
217
00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:22,954
He's getting on my nerves!
218
00:08:23,027 --> 00:08:25,747
But, America,
he's leaving tomorrow.
219
00:08:25,822 --> 00:08:29,172
Lord, please, help me
make it through one more day.
220
00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,632
Just one more day.
221
00:08:32,704 --> 00:08:34,474
It's all good, B.
222
00:08:38,593 --> 00:08:40,393
Hey, what's up, B?
Where's Princess?
223
00:08:40,461 --> 00:08:42,721
Princess! I got
the tickets, mama!
224
00:08:42,797 --> 00:08:44,807
We're going
to the movies! We good to go!
225
00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,426
No, no, no,
no, sir.
226
00:08:46,509 --> 00:08:48,769
Baby Girl's doing her homework.
She got school tomorrow.
227
00:08:48,845 --> 00:08:50,435
Oh, come on, B.
228
00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:53,153
It's my last
night in town, man.
229
00:08:53,224 --> 00:08:54,664
I thought we could do
something special.
230
00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,034
School's special.
231
00:08:56,111 --> 00:08:57,501
Besides, she's got a bed time.
232
00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,898
She go past her bed time,
she's no good.
233
00:08:59,981 --> 00:09:02,491
She'll be gnawing
like she's on something.
234
00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,157
Oh, come on, B.
235
00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:10,248
It's just that, man,
you've had my daughter for the last five years.
236
00:09:10,325 --> 00:09:13,755
I didn't think it'd be
a problem if I could get her for two more hours.
237
00:09:24,339 --> 00:09:26,349
Baby Girl, what you
calling yourself doing?
238
00:09:26,424 --> 00:09:29,324
-Resting.
-You know there ain't no resting at the table.
239
00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:32,654
Now, eat your breakfast,
and fix your hair. And where your homework?
240
00:09:32,722 --> 00:09:34,482
My daddy said
I didn't have to do it,
241
00:09:34,557 --> 00:09:36,977
because we were celebrating
finding each other.
242
00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,704
You'll be celebrating a whooping
if you don't do your homework, you hear me?
243
00:09:42,398 --> 00:09:43,778
Can you help me
with my homework?
244
00:09:43,858 --> 00:09:45,498
Let your daddy help you.
245
00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:51,120
Vanessa, fix my hair.
246
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:54,289
Bryana, that is not
how you ask.
247
00:09:54,369 --> 00:09:57,799
And, you know, I think it's nice
that your dad came to visit you.
248
00:09:57,872 --> 00:09:59,502
Most guys don't care.
249
00:09:59,574 --> 00:10:03,804
But that doesn't mean you have
to act like a spoiled brat.
250
00:10:03,878 --> 00:10:07,558
Are you mad because
my daddy's nice, and your daddy's locked up?
251
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,476
Fix it yourself.
252
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,476
Oh, no. Where you
think you're going?
253
00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:19,979
I'm riding
my scooter to school.
254
00:10:20,061 --> 00:10:21,271
No, you're not.
Turn it off.
255
00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:23,316
-My daddy would let me.
-Your daddy's not here.
256
00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:26,748
-Daddy!
-Hey, I'm not going for that.
257
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:31,246
Hey! Looks like somebody's ready
to ride to school on their brand new scooter.
258
00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:33,002
I thought you went home.
259
00:10:33,074 --> 00:10:35,754
I did, but I was
on the highway,
260
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,001
and I had a thought, Bernie.
261
00:10:37,078 --> 00:10:39,048
Why am I in a hurry to get home?
262
00:10:39,122 --> 00:10:42,882
And how can I even call it home
when my daughter is here?
263
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:44,759
Oh.
Bernie,
264
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,180
this is my seed, man.
265
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,554
My little acorn.
You feel me?
266
00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:50,931
I want to be here
to watch her grow.
267
00:10:51,008 --> 00:10:53,428
I can't miss out on that, man.
268
00:10:53,511 --> 00:10:54,551
Hey.
269
00:10:54,629 --> 00:10:56,689
Come on, Bryana,
let's go to school.
270
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,058
Hey, Hey, Bern,
271
00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:00,451
I promise I'll run
alongside of her, cool?
272
00:11:02,478 --> 00:11:04,148
All right.
Come on, let's go to school.
273
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,790
(The Jackson 5:
"Sugar Daddy" playing)
274
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:12,207
America, I'm changing my mind
about absentee fathers.
275
00:11:12,288 --> 00:11:14,368
Some of you all
need to stay gone.
276
00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:16,579
You know who you are!
277
00:11:16,659 --> 00:11:19,259
♪ I'm gonna be your
sugar daddy, give you honey ♪
278
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,875
Honey, you can't
make him go home.
279
00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,679
He's the girl's daddy.
280
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,473
Well, somebody got to go,
and I live here.
281
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,561
Well, did he say
how much longer he was staying?
282
00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,143
Indefinitely.
283
00:11:34,218 --> 00:11:36,438
Hmm. Well,
you know what?
284
00:11:36,512 --> 00:11:39,562
Just talk to him.
And be nice.
285
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,740
You know, he's just
learning to be a daddy just like you did.
286
00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,901
I know you're all happy
about finding out
287
00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,070
about your daughter
and everything... Bernie,
288
00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:52,409
I mean, I never thought
I could love somebody this much.
289
00:11:52,487 --> 00:11:53,417
God.
290
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,674
He made me a perfect princess.
291
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,508
Well...
292
00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:05,390
Well, I don't know
how to put this, but...
293
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:08,437
you see, B, uh...
your princess?
294
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,846
She's a wolf
in sheep's clothing.
295
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,097
Oh, yeah.
296
00:12:13,174 --> 00:12:15,224
She's a shepherd for the devil.
297
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,021
(laughing) No. No, man,
not my princess.
298
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:21,729
I know.
I've been her guardian for four years.
299
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,438
-I know what I'm talking about.
-No, no, see, look.
300
00:12:24,519 --> 00:12:27,949
I want to be more
like the, uh... the fun,
301
00:12:28,022 --> 00:12:29,952
hip-hop type
type of dad.
302
00:12:30,024 --> 00:12:31,374
You feel me?
303
00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:33,952
That's what I'm talking about.
304
00:12:34,028 --> 00:12:36,288
See, Brian, she don't need
any more friends.
305
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,754
What she needs
is rules and discipline.
306
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,075
If not, she'll start acting
like a banshee.
307
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,420
Now, that's no good
for her,
308
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,706
and it's definitely
no good for me.
309
00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:47,971
You feel me?
310
00:12:49,877 --> 00:12:51,107
I think I do.
311
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:53,386
Bryana!
Come on, take it easy.
312
00:12:53,464 --> 00:12:55,364
Hey, hey, Bernie,
I got this, man.
313
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,276
I hear you been
disrespectful to your Uncle Bernie.
314
00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:01,654
Is that true?
315
00:13:01,722 --> 00:13:04,912
Hey, is it true?
Yes. I-I mean, no.
316
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,794
Well, which one is it, girl?
Is it yes or is it no, 'cause you know what?
317
00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,492
I will take the back
of this shoe-- Hey! Come on!
318
00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:10,994
Hey, hey.
What's wrong with you? Hey, hey.
319
00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:13,025
You're right. My bad.
320
00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,369
Man, you know what?
I will beat you... Hey, hey! B, come on, man.
321
00:13:15,444 --> 00:13:17,234
I'm disciplining
my daughter.
322
00:13:17,305 --> 00:13:19,035
What's the matter with you?
Look at what you're doing to her.
323
00:13:19,115 --> 00:13:20,155
What?
324
00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:22,681
(sniffling)
325
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,080
Oh.
326
00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:29,667
Baby, I'm sorry.
327
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,480
Daddy didn't mean to
make his princess cry.
328
00:13:33,754 --> 00:13:34,944
Look, uh...
329
00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,265
here, here's $20.
330
00:13:38,342 --> 00:13:39,692
Okay?
331
00:13:42,313 --> 00:13:43,703
I'm sorry!
332
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,690
Brian, I didn't say
to chop her head off.
333
00:13:47,768 --> 00:13:51,158
Bernie, you told me
to discipline her, man.
334
00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:52,909
You're sending me
mixed signals.
335
00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:55,542
All right, I'm going
to keep this real simple.
336
00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:59,332
Your daughter, my Baby Girl,
337
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,935
she has a routine,
338
00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:04,465
and Brian, all you got
to do is fit into it.
339
00:14:05,703 --> 00:14:06,803
(sighs)
340
00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:09,921
(horn honking)
BRIAN: Damn it, you see me here!
341
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,169
That's right!
342
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,430
(horn honking)
343
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,551
(music blasting on radio)
344
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,393
SINGER: ♪ I was down lover
she was on the uptown ♪
345
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,434
♪ Well boogie thing,
let's disco... ♪
346
00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:20,057
I'm sorry, lad,
you'll have to
347
00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:22,524
take your turn
at the end of the line. Huh?
348
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,349
(music volume lowers)
You'll have to take your turn
349
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,904
at the end
of the line, lad. Relax, man.
350
00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:29,904
(horn hooting)
I'm just here to pick up my Baby Girl, all right?
351
00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:30,777
Little Bryana.
352
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,243
(grunts)
353
00:14:32,313 --> 00:14:35,203
Uh, look here, Sister.
(horn hooting)
354
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,784
I ain't one
of these little students you got here, all right?
355
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,700
So the next time
you hit this truck,
356
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,409
you're going to be
a flying nun.
357
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,079
How do you get
in a fight with a nun?
358
00:14:43,157 --> 00:14:46,167
It was with a priest.
The nuns jumped in!
359
00:14:46,243 --> 00:14:50,383
And you call this
a routine? Look, man, I... I
360
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,096
I guess I did take it
a bit far.
361
00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:57,939
Could you give that back
to Sister Patricia, please?
362
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,901
Look, B...
363
00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:05,528
I don't think
this is going to work out, man.
364
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,055
But she hit me first!
365
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,820
Hey, hey, where's Bryana?
366
00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:12,082
She's supposed
to be practicing the piano.
367
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,331
I don't even know how I let her
talk me into buying that thing.
368
00:15:17,408 --> 00:15:21,448
I got a piano
in the middle of my floor. I can't get nobody to play.
369
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,869
I'll play!
(plays the piano badly)
370
00:15:23,948 --> 00:15:24,998
Shut up!
371
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,458
(groans)
372
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:29,504
Bernie,
Bryana takes piano lessons?
373
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:32,558
She did before
you got here. Oh, come on, man,
374
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,062
you need to let me
teach her that.
375
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,643
I... That's something
I could do. You?
376
00:15:37,795 --> 00:15:39,555
I know you know I play.
377
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,936
(playing the piano well)
378
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,323
So you play a little.
Hmm.
379
00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:49,807
But Baby Girl
need a real teacher.
380
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,320
She's got to get ready
for her recital next Friday,
381
00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:54,363
and she ain't
no quick study.
382
00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:55,647
Hey, don't worry
about that,
383
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:58,280
'cause I got this.
384
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,787
(playing the piano well)
385
00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:06,012
(Bryana playing poorly)
386
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,671
Uh, Princess,
Princess, oh!
387
00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:13,795
Hey, baby, uh,
you know, this song is killing Daddy.
388
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,173
What do you say
we have some fun right now?
389
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,180
Okay.
390
00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:21,971
I say get
the mall walk, mama. Get the mall walk on.
391
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,508
Yeah, that's it.
392
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,231
Uh-huh.
(chuckles)
393
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,441
(scoffs)
Nice sweat-suits.
394
00:16:28,512 --> 00:16:30,312
Thanks. My daddy
got it for me.
395
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,729
And an outfit
for my recital.
396
00:16:31,807 --> 00:16:33,647
Speaking of which,
aren't you supposed
397
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,356
to be practicing
for your recital?
398
00:16:35,436 --> 00:16:37,696
Oh, now, Vanessa,
everybody knows
399
00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:39,412
there's a time
for practicing
400
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,372
and a time for shopping.
401
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,736
Isn't that right,
Princess?
402
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:44,198
Right, Daddy.
Mm-hmm.
403
00:16:44,278 --> 00:16:45,628
Do the Bobby and Whitney.
404
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:49,224
(humming)
405
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,086
You been served.
406
00:16:54,288 --> 00:16:56,968
(girl playing piano well)
407
00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:05,138
I don't want to play.
408
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:07,516
What's wrong,
Baby Girl?
409
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,813
B, what seems
to be the problem, man?
410
00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:10,676
Look, there is
no problem.
411
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,935
Look, this girl got music
flowing through her blood, man.
412
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:15,725
I'm a self-taught musician.
My daddy played, too.
413
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:19,280
Man... Look here, sweetheart,
don't pay no attention to that. She's much older than you, okay?
414
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:23,165
WOMAN (over PA system): Please
welcome, from the third grade, our next performer, Oliver.
415
00:17:24,702 --> 00:17:27,172
(plays piano well)
416
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,577
I don't want to play.
I'm not going to play.
417
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:34,921
I knew this was
going to happen.
418
00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:36,585
Jordan, you
know what to do.
419
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,024
(wheezing)
Come on, baby, come on.
420
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,302
Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
421
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,106
We're not going
anywhere.
422
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,176
We came here to play,
and that's what we're going to do.
423
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:48,310
Now, Bryana, I know
you're not backing down from a challenge.
424
00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:51,564
How do you know?
You've only known me for 11 days.
425
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,307
Okay, I told you...
426
00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:55,939
Look, the world
is a mean place,
427
00:17:56,016 --> 00:17:57,266
and if they smell
your fear,
428
00:17:57,351 --> 00:17:58,531
it's just going
to get meaner,
429
00:17:58,602 --> 00:18:00,192
so you can't let anything
430
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,735
intimidate you, all right?
431
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:05,034
Back in the day,
in the concrete jungle,
432
00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:07,579
I was on the ball courts,
and I was balling, right,
433
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,503
and this seven-foot dude,
he come up to me
434
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,460
and he challenged me
in front of everybody.
435
00:18:11,532 --> 00:18:13,372
What'd you do?
I was nervous, man,
436
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:16,710
but you can't let 'em smell
your fear on the battlefield.
437
00:18:16,787 --> 00:18:19,127
Because I wasn't
acting scared.
438
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:21,626
My fear? it disappeared.
439
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,179
On the inside...
440
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:25,652
I was Air Jordan.
441
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,141
You're Alicia Keyes.
442
00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:31,345
I don't know about
all that, now...
443
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,897
(applause continues)
444
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:36,901
Yo, B.
Yeah?
445
00:18:36,974 --> 00:18:39,784
Listen, um...
back in the day,
446
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,742
in the concrete jungle,
when you was balling?
447
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,026
Mm-hmm?
Did you win?
448
00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,735
Oh, hell to the no.
Man, I stunk.
449
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:48,576
Thought so.
Hey, hey, but I wasn't scared.
450
00:18:48,652 --> 00:18:50,662
And I didn't run away.
451
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,878
That is the point we're trying
to make here, right?
452
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,290
Oh, Lord!
453
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,837
(encouraging applause)
454
00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:04,184
(piano music playing badly)
455
00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:07,186
(sound greatly muted)
456
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,474
(Bryana continues
playing badly)
457
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,779
BERNIE:
Stop, stop filming, son.
458
00:19:16,847 --> 00:19:18,357
(stops playing)
459
00:19:22,436 --> 00:19:24,866
(scattered applause)
460
00:19:32,029 --> 00:19:34,959
Go, go get her,
go get her, baby. Hurry up!
461
00:19:35,032 --> 00:19:36,542
It could've been worse.
462
00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:37,917
Somebody in the audience
could have caught
463
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:39,963
bad-piano-player-itis
and died.
464
00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:42,177
-You want me to
do something to you? -No.
465
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,809
Hey, Baby Girl.
466
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,384
Hey, don't
worry about it.
467
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,680
You'll get
'em next time.
468
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,637
-Am I right?
-That's right.
469
00:19:49,713 --> 00:19:50,853
Can Miss Tyler
come back?
470
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,717
I promise
I'll practice.
471
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,730
I'll call her first
thing tomorrow.
472
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:58,062
Hey, Princess,
you were great up there.
473
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,492
Hey, look.
474
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,935
I got
something for you.
475
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:03,727
You were supposed
to help me practice.
476
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,901
You're the one
that wanted to go shopping.
477
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:06,910
So?
478
00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:13,335
(exhales)
She hates me.
479
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,961
Now you're a real daddy.
480
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,473
Come on, family,
let's go.
481
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,588
Come on, baby.
482
00:20:22,663 --> 00:20:24,463
VANESSA: Okay.
BERNIE: Y'all hungry?
483
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,920
JORDAN:
Me, too. Yeah.
484
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,260
BERNIE: Me, too, man,
y'all want to go
485
00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:28,594
to our favorite place?
486
00:20:28,669 --> 00:20:30,899
VANESSA: Yeah.
BERNIE: (chuckles)
487
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,563
Hey, B!
488
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,104
You coming?
Hmm?
489
00:20:37,177 --> 00:20:38,857
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I was just thinking, man.
490
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,098
Come on, man.
491
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,610
America, you'll hear Baby Girl
492
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,683
practicing every day
like clockwork.
493
00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,442
She's learned
that when her uncle tells her to do something,
494
00:20:47,521 --> 00:20:49,111
it's for her own good.
495
00:20:49,189 --> 00:20:51,949
Guess I'm doing a good job
of raising her daddy, too.
496
00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:52,986
(knocking)
Bernie...
497
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:55,378
What's up, B?
Uh...
498
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,304
Is this
where the real daddies hang out?
499
00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:02,882
No, no, man,
this is where I talk to America by myself.
500
00:21:02,953 --> 00:21:06,303
Ooh, my bad. Uh...
do your thing, bro.
501
00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:07,463
Do your thing.
502
00:21:11,211 --> 00:21:13,801
This is going to be
a problem, America.
503
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,151
A big problem.
504
00:21:22,806 --> 00:21:24,156
(knocking)
505
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:28,909
They's coming, Bernie.
They's coming. Hides that!
506
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,778
Hides that!
Come on in!
507
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,000
Come on! Come and get 'em!
508
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,304
WOMAN:
Okay, Bernie Mac!
509
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:40,828
Just didn't know who.
510
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,118
It was a family secret,
511
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,341
like Aunt Ruth and Aunt Betty...
512
00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:47,051
Oh, all--all they, uh...
513
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,136
(making nonsense noises)
514
00:21:56,507 --> 00:21:57,437
Captioned by Visual Data
515
00:21:57,487 --> 00:22:02,037
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
36679
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof