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Oh, I'm sorry, America.
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I was just reflecting
on all my blessings.
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You know, Bernie Mac
has so much, of course
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and I'm happy to share
with those kids.
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You know that.
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You know, there's a time
when those kids
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they was living from hand
to mouth.
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But I've been doing all right
by them.
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I put food in their belly,
clothes on their back
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and a roof over their heads.
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I think I really provided
an environment
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for them to really grow.
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Matter of fact, America,
check this out.
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Come here.
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(clears throat)
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Look, right here,this was baby girl
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when she first got here.
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This is her now.
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Right here, that's Jordan,
of course.
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This him now.
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And this one right here
is Nessa.
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But the only question
I really have, America, is...
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who in the hell
been writing on my wall?!
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Excuse me, America.
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I got to go stunt
one of those kids' growth.
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Damn! I done told you
about writing up in here!
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I done told you!
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Pass the milk?
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Uncle Bernie,
Jordan used all the milk.
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No, he didn't.
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We have plenty of milk.
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Hey, what happened
to the other one?
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That one's been gone.
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But I want cereal.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'm going to make you
something better than cereal.
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I'm going to make you
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some of Uncle Bernie's
famous French toast.
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How about that?
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Do other people know about it?
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'Cause how can it be famous?
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Shut up
and eat your cereal, boy.
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Vanessa, do you know
about Uncle Bernie's famous French toast?
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What?
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See? It's not famous.
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What happened to all the bread?
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I fed the beast.
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Boy, I swear I don't know
how you eat so doggone much.
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I'm a growing boy.
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Maybe I was zapped
by gamma rays like the Hulk.
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You don't want
to make me angry.
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I'm turning green, Uncle Bernie!
I'm turning green!
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Jordan, if you don't
sit down and eat
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I'm going to turn you
black and blue. Eat.
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So what's for breakfast?
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I tell you what's
going to be for breakfast.
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Some of Uncle Bernie's
famous pancakes.
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Hey, what happened to the eggs?
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Okay, yeah, pancakes
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coming...
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up.
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Uncle Bernie.
Huh?
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I can't cut my pancakes.
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I told you
you needed eggs.
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(chuckling)
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Look at this.
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America, look at all
these receipts.
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I mean, that's five trips
to the grocery store this week.
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I mean, I spent over $400 alone.
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See, what I need to do,
I ought to visit
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one of those starving countries
you see on TV
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and learn their secret:
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how to feed kids
on 11 cents a day.
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Look at this stuff.
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Candy bars, ice cream,
uh, uh, chocolate cereal
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vanilla cereal,
Captain cereal...
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(sighs)
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I know I bought
twice as much
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and it better last
twice as long.
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Now, I want y'all
to get out of here
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and I don't want
to see y'all
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in this kitchen
till dinnertime.
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Go on, scat.
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(sighs)
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Let me see.
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Oh, come on!
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How the hell this happen,
in the car?
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They're a plague, America,
like locusts.
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Oh, it's biblical.
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They're vermin, rats.
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Well, I tell you one thing,
America.
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I know how to handle rats.
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(loud snap)
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Yeah, yeah.
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WANDA:
Bernie Mac!
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Uh-oh, wrong mouse.
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What's wrong
with Wanda's hand?
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I accidentally put
a mousetrap
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in that doggone
Snap & Crack
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trying to stop them kids
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from eating us
out of house and home.
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Kids eat a lot, man.
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That's par for the course.
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No, no, Chuy.
You don't understand, man.
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I go to the doggone store
so much now
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the security guard don't even
follow me around.
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For real?
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I'm serious.
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They treat you
like a real customer?
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Sometimes.
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Oh, man, you know what
your problem is?
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You're going
to the supermarket.
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Where the hell I supposed
to shop?
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Cost...
Depot.
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I don't know.
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I don't know
about no Cost Depot, Chuy.
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Trust us.
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Bam!
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(laughing)
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(♪♪ Theme song from
"2001: A Space Oddyssey"♪♪)
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♪♪
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Damn!
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♪♪
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Something just happened,
America.
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Something wonderful.
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Bernie Mac has been blessed
in bulk.
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♪♪
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The Mac man is finally happy.
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That's right, America.
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I got peanut butter, bread,
crackers, chips, cookies
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tuna fish-- chunk light,
chunk white.
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I got cranberry, cran-grape,
I got every cran known to man.
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America, there'll be no more
running out to the stores
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for the Mac family
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'cause we ain't running
out of nothing.
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I have salsa, hot sauce,
wine, paper towels, swimps
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oatmeal cookies,
Cheerios, Oreos.
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I have tissue.
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I've got enough toilet tissue
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to wipe my family's ass
for two years.
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Oh, we got sardines, peaches,
Mountain Dew, we got it.
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♪ Follow me go shopping ♪
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♪ Me go shopping ♪
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♪ Gonna follow me ♪
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Hey, Wanda, look at this.
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I defy the kids
to go through this in one day.
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You don't have to worry.
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They won't be able
to lift it.
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Shoot, I like these cans.
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You don't even need a pot.
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Just put it right on
the stove.
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(laughs)
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Oh, hey, honey,
don't put it up so high.
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Okay.
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This is the last of it.
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I'm tired.
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Thanks.
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♪ She was smoothand never rough ♪
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Okay.
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(grunting)
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♪ Her name wasMary Mitten ♪
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♪ Soft like a kitten ♪
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♪ The diamondthat she wore ♪
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♪ Makes my eye glisten ♪
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♪ I told her notto kiss him ♪
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Hey, Uncle Bernie's
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throwing away food.
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Bernie?
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What you want me to do with it?
It won't fit.
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So you're just going
to throw it out?
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Would you want me
to take it back?
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It's a final sale item.
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Besides, baby girl,
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we got 20 more pounds
in the freezer.
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Don't be so greedy.
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Okay, so I was able
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to make room
for the jumbo mustards
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and pickles and things.
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So what are we going
to do with that?
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Those are my clothes.
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Well...
I never seen you wear this before.
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This is so unfair.
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Well, Vanessa,
life is unfair.
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Keep on living.
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Here, put this
underneath the bed.
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Ugh!
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America,
the girl is so doggone selfish
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where else am I supposed
to put those
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gallon and a half
cranberry juices?
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I need shelves!
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Wait a minute. Wait.
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Didn't I see some shelves
at Cost Depot?
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And I think they were on sale,
six for one.
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Oh, America, I know
what you're thinking--
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(mocking tone)
Bernie Mac, I thought you said you weren't going to make
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a lot of trips
to the supermarket.
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I'm not going
to the supermarket.
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I'm going to Cost Depot.
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So mind your own business.
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Mind your damn business.
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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Wow.
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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♪ Gimme some more ♪
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WANDA:
A chainsaw?
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Yeah, baby, we got to get rid
of that gardener.
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No, we're not.
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What is this?
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Oh, sweetheart,
this is a creeper.
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You slide it underneath the car
and change the oil.
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Stuff like that.
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You haven't changed
a quart of oil in your life.
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So all the money
we been throwing away?
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Sweetheart, this is going
to save us
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thousands of dollars, honey.
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Come on, Wanda.
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Okay, so just tell me
where we're going
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to keep all this,
even with the new shelves.
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Doggone it, baby,
that's what I forgot!
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That's what I went
there for-- the shelves!
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Doggone it!
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I'll be right back.
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Uh, baby, you have
a problem.
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You got to stop going
to Cost Depot!
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Never!
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(engine revving)
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(grunts)
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Hulk is ready!
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Are you sure
we're supposed
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to be wasting
all the toilet paper?
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We're not wasting anything.
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There's a million rolls.
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What if we ran out?
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We'll just buy more.
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Start stuffing my back.
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I wonder if you pull
a million times.
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I wonder if you...
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Okay, okay, that's enough.
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Hulk is ready!
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(grunting)
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What are
you guys doing?
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Having a cereal tasting.
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It's like a wine tasting.
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(spitting)
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Sweet with
a hint of oat.
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Let's try one more.
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Hey, that
was my shoe.
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Mmm, hey.
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00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,733
What's the difference
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with this shrimp
and the one in aisle four?
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Well, these come with three
different sauces and...
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You look familiar.
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Oh, you probably saw me on TV.
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No, no, you were here
this morning.
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And you were
here yesterday.
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You, you come here a lot,
don't you?
267
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,652
Let's move on.
Thank you.
268
00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:25,867
No...
269
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,245
Thank you.
Thank you, ma'am.
270
00:12:34,445 --> 00:12:35,375
Whoa...
271
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,455
Look at all the puddings.
272
00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:39,542
I bet I could eat,
like, 50 of them.
273
00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:40,727
Yeah, right.
274
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,462
Nobody could eat
50 puddings.
275
00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:44,697
You want to bet?
276
00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,382
(flushing)
277
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,984
(laughing)
278
00:12:55,716 --> 00:12:57,016
(gasping)
279
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,527
Oh, Lord.
280
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,653
Who in the...
281
00:12:59,729 --> 00:13:00,819
Ow!
282
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,482
What the...
283
00:13:03,558 --> 00:13:07,198
Ooh... ooh...
284
00:13:09,605 --> 00:13:12,235
Oh, they're in
so much trouble.
285
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:14,536
(mumbling)
286
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,339
(Bryana laughing)
287
00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:21,536
(knocking)
288
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,051
Hello?
289
00:13:23,127 --> 00:13:24,147
Hey.
290
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,089
Bryana,
what are you doing?
291
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,301
T.P. races.
292
00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:28,671
Well, stop before
you back it up.
293
00:13:28,749 --> 00:13:29,759
(gasping)
294
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,474
Oh, my God.
295
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,434
What is going on?
296
00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:34,604
Oh, my God.
297
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,861
Start mopping.
298
00:13:41,762 --> 00:13:43,452
We got to go faster.
299
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,453
We got
to go faster!
300
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,987
I can't look
at another pudding.
301
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,702
Let's throw
the rest out.
302
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:55,066
You said you could
eat 50, quitter.
303
00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:56,081
(sighing)
304
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,460
Okay, okay.
305
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,842
Eat.
306
00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:04,748
But it was an accident.
307
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,157
Was this an accident, too?
308
00:14:06,237 --> 00:14:08,377
I just don't understand
what's gotten into you.
309
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,596
There's lots more cereal.
310
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,524
That's not the point.
311
00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:16,049
What's wrong with you?
312
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:18,190
Oh, my,
cover your mouth.
313
00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:22,149
Oh!
314
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:34,450
♪♪
315
00:14:34,523 --> 00:14:36,173
♪ Here we go ♪
316
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:43,042
♪ Still in a momentof pleasure ♪
317
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,005
♪ You and I ♪
318
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:49,880
♪ We are gonna findthe pirates treasure ♪
319
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,376
Hey, look what I got my baby.
320
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,008
I got shower gel,
body oil and bubble bath.
321
00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:56,716
And of course, some candy.
322
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,136
I can't wait to see her face.
323
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,218
Hey, baby,
look what I got for...
324
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,269
♪ Climbing thestairway to heaven ♪
325
00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:04,994
You.
326
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:10,034
That's not the reaction
I expected at all.
327
00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:19,783
America, Wanda's mad,
but I don't blame her though.
328
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,044
Those damn kids
would drive anyone to drink
329
00:15:22,113 --> 00:15:23,793
because they're terrors.
330
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,748
But how's she going to blame
Cost Depot?
331
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,625
Cost Depot ain't done nothing.
332
00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:28,922
Ain't got nothing to do with it.
333
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,805
Cost Depot
going to save her life.
334
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,378
Cost Depot going to ride to her
rescue on a big white aspirin.
335
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,048
Blame Cost Depot?
336
00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:37,587
See, that's that liquor talking.
337
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,300
See, that's why I don't...
338
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,474
Every now and then, you know,
every...
339
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,319
A little bit.
340
00:15:48,898 --> 00:15:50,188
Come on now, Wanda.
341
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,816
You're going a little bit
too far with this.
342
00:15:51,892 --> 00:15:52,862
You weren't here.
343
00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:54,435
They were wasteful
little varmints.
344
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,650
Well, locking all the food up
in the shed, come on.
345
00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,491
It's the only way they're
going to control themselves.
346
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,827
See that?
347
00:16:00,901 --> 00:16:02,741
See what you drove
your Aunt to?
348
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:04,200
Y'all had it going on,
349
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,710
but your greed had to
mess it up for everybody.
350
00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:08,091
Now go and wave bye-bye
to all food, wave.
351
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,217
Better yet,
go on in the house.
352
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,119
Just selfish.
353
00:16:13,197 --> 00:16:16,017
That makes my butt itch when
y'all do things like that.
354
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,854
What are you doing?
I just locked that.
355
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:21,885
I got to get me
something, baby.
356
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,178
We have dinner
in an hour.
357
00:16:23,257 --> 00:16:24,387
What time we'll be eating
so I won't overlap?
358
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:25,727
If we're having chicken
359
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,140
I'll get me some
Butter Boy cookies, okay?
360
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,059
We're having,
we're having chicken?
361
00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:31,908
We must be having chicken.
362
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,983
We're having chicken.
363
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,360
Moderation, America.
364
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,740
That's the key.
365
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:38,862
But the kids
didn't realize that.
366
00:16:38,939 --> 00:16:40,169
They got carried away.
367
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,069
But if they would have
used some moderation
368
00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:44,121
they wouldn't be eating
out of a shed.
369
00:16:44,195 --> 00:16:47,155
America, we're having chicken.
370
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,959
A couple cookies before,
you know...
371
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:52,434
Won't overlap myself, you know.
372
00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:54,593
Couple cookies.
373
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,393
You know.
374
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:01,048
Uncle Bernie,
we're starving.
375
00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:02,598
You just got through
eating.
376
00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,221
Yeah, but we didn't get dessert.
377
00:17:04,298 --> 00:17:05,608
That's because
you're on punishment.
378
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,391
Now you all can have
punishment dessert.
379
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,892
Put some sugar on a beet
and suck it.
380
00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:11,270
But we want cookies.
381
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,524
You just had snack, baby girl.
382
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,938
Your Aunt Wanda don't want you
to have anything more.
383
00:17:15,017 --> 00:17:16,607
Oh, come on. You have
a key to the shed,
384
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,155
and she won't even know.
385
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,027
Let me tell you something.
386
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,946
You kids don't know me
very well, do you?
387
00:17:22,024 --> 00:17:23,174
It'll be a cold day in hell
388
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,240
before I go behind
Aunt Wanda's back.
389
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:26,909
Can you dig it?
390
00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:29,088
Now I said nobody's going in
that shed and I mean nobody.
391
00:17:29,907 --> 00:17:31,367
Y'all get on out of here.
392
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,510
Go on, go on.
393
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,684
Go behind Aunt Wanda's back.
394
00:17:43,754 --> 00:17:46,434
Come on, now.
395
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:47,967
Oh...
396
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,890
Who done changed
the doggone lock?
397
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,319
I changed the lock.
398
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:52,945
What you mean you changed
the lock without my consent?
399
00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:54,362
You are not fit
to have the key. What?
400
00:17:54,431 --> 00:17:55,701
When you can
show some restraint,
401
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,565
then you can have it back.
402
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,982
But you're talking to me
like I'm one of those kids in there, woman?
403
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:00,651
You are acting
like one of those kids.
404
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:02,089
I am not.
405
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,624
Bernie, you have been
out there six times today
406
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,662
getting chips and cookies
407
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,785
and whole loaves
of rosemary bread.
408
00:18:08,863 --> 00:18:10,053
You've been throwing down
409
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,714
ever since you started
going to Cost Depot.
410
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:12,826
You are out of control.
411
00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:13,708
Oh, I'm out of control?
412
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:14,708
Out of control.
413
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,089
I'm out of control?
414
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,420
I'm the one buying food
around here, woman.
415
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,086
You're the one that bought
that little building.
416
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,085
That's out of control.
417
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,216
Bernie, the conversation,
418
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,630
just like that little
building out there,
419
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,511
is closed.
420
00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:27,808
What you, what, what you,
what you mean it's closed?
421
00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:29,852
Can you believe that, America?
422
00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:31,725
Wanda shut down the store.
423
00:18:31,802 --> 00:18:33,562
The store I opened.
424
00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:34,897
She got it all twisted.
425
00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:36,312
I ain't one of those damn kids,
426
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:38,480
so why she got
to treat me like one?
427
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:39,939
I'm not a kid.
428
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,159
I just want
one of those great Zots.
429
00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:47,002
(metal creaking)
430
00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:52,338
Shh.
431
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,183
Okay, you're on.
432
00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:07,427
I'm in. Over.
433
00:19:07,504 --> 00:19:10,694
VANESSA:We know. We're outside.
434
00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:18,403
Jackpot.
435
00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:21,334
It's beautiful in there.
You guys should see...
436
00:19:22,686 --> 00:19:24,396
Is there any police
on this frequency,
437
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,360
'cause three kids
are about to be killed.
438
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,160
Shut up-- you're only
going to get killed
439
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,294
if you wake up Aunt Wanda.
440
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,418
Now come out from under there.
441
00:19:30,494 --> 00:19:32,164
Come on.
442
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,298
Shut up. Separate.
443
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:41,047
Raise it up,
raise it up.
444
00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:47,507
I'm going back in.
445
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:48,866
No way.
446
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:49,893
You only got the stuff
you wanted.
447
00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:51,494
It's my turn.
448
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,055
This isn't amateur night.
It takes expert skill.
449
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,403
Please.
450
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,562
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
451
00:19:58,639 --> 00:20:00,199
Hey, hey, hey.
452
00:20:03,143 --> 00:20:05,443
What was that?
453
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:06,501
Nessa?
454
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:08,664
Jordan?
455
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,992
Nessa!
456
00:20:12,069 --> 00:20:13,659
Nessa!
457
00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:14,947
Jordan?
458
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:18,260
Hey, hey, hey, okay.
459
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,169
Okay.
460
00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:24,386
Come on now.
461
00:20:38,929 --> 00:20:41,449
They locked me in.
462
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,535
I got a problem.
463
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,237
So that's it, America.
464
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,790
I'm not going back
to Cost Depot anymore.
465
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,144
I mean never again.
466
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,745
And I guess
my baby Wanda was right.
467
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,326
I was out of control.
468
00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:05,381
She made me look at myself
in the cold light of the day
469
00:21:05,456 --> 00:21:07,666
and you know
what I saw, America?
470
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,680
That deep, deep down,
471
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,347
down deep within myself,
472
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:16,312
in the very depths of my soul,
deeper than deep,
473
00:21:16,383 --> 00:21:18,693
I blame them kids.
474
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:24,061
I only have one question
475
00:21:24,141 --> 00:21:28,541
I really want to ask, America.
476
00:21:28,612 --> 00:21:31,952
Who the hell
been writing on my wall?!
477
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:36,204
Excuse me, America, I got to
stunt one of them kid's growth.
478
00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:38,828
I done told y'all,
time and time again,
479
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,616
don't bring that project stuff
up in here.
480
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,220
That makes my ass itch
when you do things like that.
481
00:21:44,295 --> 00:21:47,245
I'm telling you, I'm going
to put a stop to this right now.
482
00:21:47,331 --> 00:21:48,961
I'm not going to be having it.
483
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,381
Oh, Lord...
484
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:54,400
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