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America...
this past week has been
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a real emotional time for me.
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See, I went back home to Chicago
to attend a funeral--
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my old, favorite uncle,
Uncle Elister.
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And you know, being back home,
surrounded by all my loved ones,
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I come to realize one thing:
I hate my loved ones.
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They make me sick.
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And you know what I'm talking
about, America.
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Y'all got some relatives you
wish would be missing, too.
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I can't take it no more.
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America...
Bernie Mac needs a break.
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BERNIE:
There you are.
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All right, we off
like a dirty shirt.
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First thing
we're going to do,
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we're going to stop
and get something to eat.
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Something you can only eat
in Chicago.
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Ooh, deep-dish pizza.
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I love Chicago
deep-dish pizza.
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-Yeah, pizza.
-Pizza.
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(chanting)
Pizza, pizza...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey,
it ain't no pizza.
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-What?
-That's right.
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It's hot dogs.
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-Hot dogs?
-You doggone right.
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Authentic Vienna hot dogs,
Chicago style.
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(kids groaning)
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Come on, hold on,
hold on.
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-(horn honking)
-Whoa, oh, oh, oh.
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Come on, baby.
Oh, you'll see. Oh, you'll see.
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VANESSA:
Yes, I'll hold.
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Which judge do you like,
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Judge Mablean,
or Judge Judy?
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Whoo,
I love Judge Mathis.
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(chuckling)
He is smart.
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That's nice, Aunt Liva.
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Oh, she is?
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(laughing)
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Well, when does
work detail end?
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Those people on Divorce Court
are stupid.
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I like Judge Mablean,
though.
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She's fair.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah, I did call earlier.
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(laughing)
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But I'm at
a new number now.
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818-555-5960.
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Can you please make sure
she gets the message?
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It's her daughter, Vanessa.
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Now I got a dressed up
Chicago-style hot dog.
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Baby, I got some
American mustard, not that old French crap.
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Look at this.
(laughing)
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(heart beating)
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(laughing)
It's got relish,
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sauerkraut and some onions.
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First one's all you, baby girl.
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But I wanted plain!
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Baby girl,
this is better than plain.
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-Just try it.
Take a bite. -No!
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What's wrong with her?
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This is a masterpiece.
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A Macangelo.
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She don't know what's good.
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I love you.
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Can't find it nowhere.
Not in New York...
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Huh?
...Cleveland...
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Huh?
...L.A.
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(giggling)
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You so silly.
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Cut the camera off.
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All right, here you go,
your old boring hot dog.
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With no Chicago on it.
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Hmm.
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(laughing)
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Okay, so this is my
cell phone number.
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That a six?
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Yeah,
it's 818-555-5960.
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(sighs)
Okay.
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But you probably won't
have to use it because I won't be gone long.
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Uh...
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♪♪
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MAN:
Who that?
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It's Bernie Mac.
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Bernie?
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It is I.
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Bernie Mac!
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(laughing)
Willie.
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What's up, baby?
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What are you doing
in town, man?
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My Uncle Elister, he passed.
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
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He used to come in,
see the show all the time.
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-Sure did.
-Wild Turkey and Coke.
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No ice.
And no tip.
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That's him. Willie,
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this is my wife,
my nephew and my niece.
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Hey, kids,
did you know that your uncle
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is the funniest comedian
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that ever walked into
this place?
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Oh, no, I don't know
about all that, Willie.
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-Oh, yeah.
-No, there was some funny cats
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who come through
here, now.
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Yeah, yeah,
but you know what?
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They weren't Bernie Mac.
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Man, do some of them
old cats still come through here, man?
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Oh, yeah, lots of 'em.
They come up.
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-That's good, man.
-Yeah.
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What about Tony Kay?
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Now that brother
was funny.
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(laughing)
Tony Kay.
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Yeah.
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No, he don't come up here
no more.
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Oh... Michael? He come?
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No, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
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You talking about, um,
Michael M.C.
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or Big Mike Michael?
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-Either.
-No.
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-Oh, man...
-Uncle Bernie, I have to use the restroom.
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Okay, okay, son.
Wait a minute.
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What about some of
the old cats used to work here, like Clayton?
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-Uncle Bernie...
-Uh-uh.
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WANDA:
I'll take him.
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Good, thank you,
baby. Clayton?
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What about Jack,
Willie?
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Jack? Jack, Jack?
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Jack.
Fat Jack.
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He had buck teeth
he tried to hide...
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tried cover with
that mustache.
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Oh, yeah, Jack.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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No, no, he don't work here
no more.
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Oh, he don't, huh?
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No, no, he got stabbed.
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No!
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(chuckles)
Oh, yeah.
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-He got stabbed?
-Yes, he did.
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What about Donny,
he still come around?
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Well, Donny's the one
what stabbed him.
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Get out of here.
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Aunt Wanda?
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What's "Ribbed for
her pleasure" mean?
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(laughing)
No!
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-Uh, Willie?
-No!
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Willie?
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It was nice meeting you.
Bernie, we're going.
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No, no, W-Wanda,
Wanda...
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Willie, tell her
about the heckler
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that Warren Hutcherson
shot who was sitting right over there.
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Tell-tell her that one.
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Uh, uh, we'll see you
in the car.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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All right, all right,
all right.
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-(chuckling)
-You're kidding.
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GIRL:
Hey, look who's here.
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VANESSA:
Raynelle.
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Oh, Tinikki.
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So, Hollywood,
you back already?
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Yeah, I had to come
for a funeral.
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Wait, you knew T-Dawg?
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-No.
-So, how's California?
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You seen any movie stars?
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Did you meet Lil' Bow Wow?
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No, just a couple of my uncle's
comedian friends.
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What's his house like?
Is it big?
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Not that big.
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-You got your own room?
-Yeah.
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-It's big.
-Mm-hmm.
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It's probably
like Cribs, I'll bet.
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Look, it's not
that big of a deal.
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-I mean, I like
it better here. -Girl, you crazy.
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Uh-uh, word.
Well, you can stay here,
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and I'll just go back to Cali
and kick it in the big house.
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You can't take the
ghetto out the girl.
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(girls laughing)
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That's true.
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Ooh, Vanessa,
I like your shoes. Ooh, they're tight.
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What up, girl?
These joints is hot.
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-How much were they?
-I don't know.
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They give my uncle stuff
sometimes.
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What? You didn't have to pay?
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Girl, it's like you Venus
or Serena, or something.
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(girls laughing)
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They a'ight.
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They better than
them raggedy shoes you got on.
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Forget you. I'm hungry.
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Let's go to Habib's.
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You ain't got no money.
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Who needs money? Let's roll.
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I got money.
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Let me buy.
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I don't need your
money, Hollywood.
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(snickers)
You need somebody's money.
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Shut up.
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You think you
all that, huh?
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I remember when
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your ass wasn't too good to lift
what you wanted from that store.
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Now it's "my uncle this"
and "my uncle that."
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He ain't even that funny.
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The Kings ofComedy was funny.
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Mm-hmm.
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Whatever.
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Don't turn your back
on me like you better than somebody.
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I don't care how
large you livin',
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your momma's still
a crackhead.
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Oh, so what--
you bad now?
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(punch landing)
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Ooh, it's about
to get crackin'.
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Come on, girl.
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Uh-uh, don't let her
do you like that!
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Hit her right there!
Right there!
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Yeah,
that's right.
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What you gonna do now, huh?
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What you gonna
do now, huh?
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-Huh?
-I got her shoes.
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How you like
that, Hollywood?
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Come on, Ray.
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I said come on!
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(sniffling)
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(phone ringing)
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(sniffling)
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(softly)
Hello?
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Mom?
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Where are you?
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(sniffles)
I've been calling you and calling you.
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I know, but I really need you.
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I really need to see you.
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Really?
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(clears throat)
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I'm near the Rec Center.
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(sniffling)
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Yeah, that's where we used to
get chili burgers.
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Okay.
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About a half hour?
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I love you.
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Hey, baby girl,
what was your favorite part
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of Uncle Bernie's
tour of Chicago?
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I liked the part
when we ate dinner at the hotel.
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Just the cereal part?
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What about the part
I took you to the barber shop?
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When I show you
where I buy my shoes?
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That was stupid.
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"Stupid." Yeah, okay,
I got your stupid.
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I'll tell you what.
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Wherever you all want to go,
that's where we'll go.
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Just tell me--
where you want to go?
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-To a bathroom.
-What?
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Those hot dogs
don't agree with me.
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Could we please
get to a bathroom now?
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Aunt Wanda's
gotta doody.
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(snickering)
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Thank you.
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Hey, baby,
you all right?
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I feel so much better,
honey.
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BRYANA:
Uh-oh.
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Ooh, you got to go?
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BERNIE:
Oh, no-- come on, y'all.
258
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Come on, honey, quick.
259
00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:12,406
BERNIE:
You're too little to have anything left.
260
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,412
(groaning)
261
00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:15,079
-Bernie!
-Yo.
262
00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:17,628
-We got a problem.
-Oh, Lord.
263
00:11:21,998 --> 00:11:23,668
What's wrong, baby?
264
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,680
Oh, Lord!
265
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,102
WANDA:
Honey, go get the hose.
266
00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:35,689
-Watch out, baby.
-Okay, honey, okay.
267
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,442
Ooh! Honey,
that was me.
268
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:38,693
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
269
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,105
Turn her around.
270
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Baby, don't drown
the baby.
271
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,818
-Turn her around.
-Okay.
272
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,109
-She did all that?
-(screeching)
273
00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:48,669
-Whoo, stankin'!
-Okay. Ooh!
274
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:54,409
Hold her still, baby.
275
00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:56,959
Okay. Whoo,
you're getting heavy, baby.
276
00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:58,423
Ooh, honey, honey...
277
00:11:58,493 --> 00:11:59,543
Look out.
278
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,673
Lower
on the pressure.
279
00:12:00,745 --> 00:12:02,455
I can't. Whoo!
280
00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:05,298
Okay, baby, get my feet
right quick.
281
00:12:05,374 --> 00:12:06,434
-Come on, now.
-Okay, okay.
282
00:12:06,509 --> 00:12:08,469
Okay, okay, I'm going
to turn her around.
283
00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:10,394
I'm about to fall down,
I'm telling you.
284
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,973
Okay, baby,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
285
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:13,968
Okay, just a little bit,
just a little bit.
286
00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,350
All right, right there.
287
00:12:15,426 --> 00:12:17,436
This should be
right here, right here. Good.
288
00:12:17,512 --> 00:12:18,652
Okay, good.
289
00:12:21,024 --> 00:12:22,984
Take your clothes off,
quick.
290
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,859
Baby, it's on his way.
291
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,660
I didn't tell you
to get naked, Jordan.
292
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:30,999
Come on, come on.
293
00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:35,827
Hurry up, baby, come on.
294
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:36,945
Come on.
295
00:12:37,031 --> 00:12:38,581
All right.
296
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It's not my fault
297
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they can't handle
a good hot dog.
298
00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:44,417
Jordan didn't get sick,
and he weaker than a refugee.
299
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,957
I just wanted
to show them my town my way,
300
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,971
but they had
to ruin it for me.
301
00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:50,433
Chicago, I'm not mad at you.
302
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,973
I'm just mad
at those doggone kids.
303
00:12:53,047 --> 00:12:55,677
(clearing throat softly)
304
00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:58,148
Think I ate too many peppers.
305
00:13:01,055 --> 00:13:04,395
Excuse me a minute, okay?
306
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:09,365
♪ Ain't no sunshinewhen she's gone ♪
307
00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:15,245
♪ It's not warmwhen she's away ♪
308
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,665
♪ Ain't no sunshinewhen she's gone ♪
309
00:13:20,741 --> 00:13:27,761
♪ And she's always gone toolong any time she goes away ♪
310
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:34,564
♪ Wonder this timewhere she's gone ♪
311
00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:40,685
♪ Wonder if she'sgonna stay ♪
312
00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:45,693
♪ Ain't no sunshinewhen she's gone ♪
313
00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:52,536
♪ And this house just ain't nohome any time she goes away ♪
314
00:13:54,859 --> 00:13:58,539
♪ And I know, I know,I know, I know, Iknow, I know, I know ♪
315
00:13:58,613 --> 00:14:02,753
♪ I know, I know, I know, Iknow, I know, I know, I know ♪
316
00:14:02,825 --> 00:14:06,745
♪ I know, I know, I know, Iknow, I know, I know, I know ♪
317
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:09,919
♪ I know, I know, I know,I know, I know ♪
318
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,273
♪ Yeah, I'm leaving... ♪
319
00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:12,972
I want you to scrub.
320
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,258
And no splashing.
321
00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:16,967
And don't put no water
in her hair.
322
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,432
(phone ringing)
323
00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:19,637
Stop, Jordan.
324
00:14:19,717 --> 00:14:22,847
Better not put no soap
in her eyes. Hello?
325
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:26,109
What? Where are you?
326
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:29,282
What you mean come get you?
327
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:31,282
Hold on;
baby, get my keys.
328
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:34,068
All right, listen,
just stay right there.
329
00:14:34,148 --> 00:14:36,278
I'm on my way, okay?
330
00:14:36,359 --> 00:14:38,289
Uh, Bernie, Vanessa's
not at Aunt Liva's.
331
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,619
I know; that was her.
332
00:14:39,695 --> 00:14:40,575
Oh.
333
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:42,285
She's okay;
I'm going to get her.
334
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,405
I'll be right back, okay?
335
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,801
♪ Any time she goes away ♪
336
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:53,143
♪ Any time she goes away ♪
337
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:59,358
♪ Any time she goes away.♪
338
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,989
You going to be okay?
339
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,167
(sniffling)
340
00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,501
Why does she
always do this?
341
00:15:24,573 --> 00:15:27,343
Why?
342
00:15:27,418 --> 00:15:30,998
Why can't she be
like other moms?
343
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,340
It's not fair.
344
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:39,347
I know it's
not fair, Nessa.
345
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:42,270
I'm going to tell
you something.
346
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,360
I'm going to
tell you something
347
00:15:45,436 --> 00:15:47,526
I never told nobody, ever.
348
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:52,268
When I was a little boy--
349
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:55,281
maybe eight years old--
350
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:58,034
I had a birthday party.
351
00:15:58,107 --> 00:15:59,907
Nothing special.
352
00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:02,134
Just a few balloons.
353
00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:04,343
A G.I. Joe.
354
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:08,874
And Big Mama gave me $15.
355
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:11,001
Nessa, that was
the most money
356
00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:12,798
I ever had in my life.
357
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,553
And my father called...
358
00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:21,397
to say he was on his way.
359
00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:24,402
He never showed up?
360
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:28,861
Oh, yeah, he showed up.
361
00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:30,818
He showed up late.
362
00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:36,617
But I was so excited, Nessa,
I didn't even care.
363
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:40,912
Then he started
telling me
364
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:42,523
about how his
car broke down
365
00:16:42,593 --> 00:16:44,833
and he had no idea
how he was going to get the money.
366
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:50,424
I kept hollering, "I got
some money, I got some money!"
367
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:55,253
And I ran in my room,
and I broke my piggy bank.
368
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:58,271
And he grabbed my $15.
369
00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:01,431
The funny thing
about it was,
370
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,598
Big Mama caught him
down the street,
371
00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:06,112
and she bashed his head in
with a skillet.
372
00:17:06,184 --> 00:17:08,354
(both laughing softly)
373
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,437
She brought
my $15 back.
374
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:14,023
But what I'm trying to say,
Nessa, is...
375
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,030
parents make mistakes.
376
00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:21,034
Sometime they make big ones.
377
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,951
But see, me and you, we lucky.
378
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:29,790
We got people in our lives
that really, really love us.
379
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,955
Like my Uncle Elister,
380
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:35,544
although he wasn't
my real uncle.
381
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,431
But I know
he loved me.
382
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:42,298
So, my point I'm trying to say,
Nessa, is...
383
00:17:42,378 --> 00:17:45,258
you're a big girl now.
384
00:17:45,339 --> 00:17:48,469
You can make decisions
for yourself.
385
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:51,641
If you want
to go see your mother...
386
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:56,620
I'll be more than happy
to take you to see your mother.
387
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:58,941
No.
388
00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:01,999
I just want to go home.
389
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:09,040
Hey, I'll have
you in the hotel in a minute.
390
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,327
No, I mean home home.
391
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:15,748
You know what, Nessa?
392
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,638
Me, too.
393
00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:27,296
Your Uncle Elister
wanted you to have it.
394
00:18:27,381 --> 00:18:29,431
Oh, his tackle box.
395
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,398
Open it later.
396
00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,048
Oh, baby, it
won't bite you.
397
00:18:34,121 --> 00:18:36,191
Come on, y'all, let's
take a picture-- come on.
398
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:37,365
Baby girl, come on.
399
00:18:42,396 --> 00:18:44,116
Come on, baby,
come on.
400
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:19,570
What is it?
401
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,856
Oh, baby, a bunch of clippings
and pictures.
402
00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:24,857
Wanda, this man
kept every clipping
403
00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:28,319
from when I was a kid
all the way up to my career now.
404
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:32,450
Oh, look, a baby
picture of you.
405
00:19:32,529 --> 00:19:34,869
-I've never
seen this before. -I haven't either.
406
00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:37,049
Wow, look at you.
You look chunky.
407
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:38,916
I am kind of thick.
408
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,464
So, what's wrong?
409
00:19:40,537 --> 00:19:42,377
(both chuckling)
410
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:44,416
Look at that-- 1923.
411
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,600
Elister Bernard Dower.
412
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:50,926
Oh, my God-- his baby
picture looks exactly
413
00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:52,246
like you.
414
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,605
Damn, it sure do,
don't it?
415
00:19:53,684 --> 00:19:54,864
Hmm.
416
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,481
That's something--
417
00:19:58,555 --> 00:20:02,365
that he kept all
these things for so many years.
418
00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:05,593
Baby, your uncle
really loved you.
419
00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:11,779
He did, didn't he?
420
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,080
Mm-hmm.
421
00:20:13,153 --> 00:20:16,133
Wanda, he saved all this for me.
422
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:22,190
♪ Ooh, child, things aregonna get easier ♪
423
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:27,614
♪ Ooh, child,things'll get brighter ♪
424
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:33,076
♪ Ooh, child, things aregonna get easier... ♪
425
00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:43,761
JORDAN:
And then we went to the slaughterhouse,
426
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,336
and we saw
these dead pigs.
427
00:21:45,412 --> 00:21:46,842
I mean,
it was kind of nasty.
428
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:48,464
Yeah, that's
what I thought.
429
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,200
And then we ate
these hot dogs.
430
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,136
They were good, but they had
this bright green stuff.
431
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,756
And then my sister threw up,
and we had to go
432
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,683
to this gas station,
and we had diarrhea.
433
00:21:57,758 --> 00:21:59,178
Ew, it burned.
434
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:01,269
And then we went
to this old, old club,
435
00:22:01,345 --> 00:22:03,935
I mean, that my Uncle Bernie
used to work at.
436
00:22:04,014 --> 00:22:05,164
And then
I went into the restroom.
437
00:22:05,232 --> 00:22:08,332
Do you know what "ribbed
for her pleasure" means?
438
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:11,366
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