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♪ ...the fireis so delightful ♪
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♪ Since we'veno place to go... ♪
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Go ahead on and laugh.
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Bernie Mac don't care,
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because I'm a sucker
for Christmas.
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Always have been.
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Christmas make me feel
warm and cheerful.
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I mean, grateful for
the blessings I receive.
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And I got a lot
to be grateful for.
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America, Bernie Mac
has been blessed.
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But see those kids?
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They had it rough.
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They grew up poor,
like urchins.
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Sure, they make me...
sick sometimes.
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Give me a hard time.
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That's all right.
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They make my life
a living hell.
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But they my blood,
and I love them
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and I want to make this
Christmas special for them--
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the best Christmas
of their lives.
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And I'm going to do it.
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Watch.
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I'm gonna do it.
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-(whistles)
-♪ Let it snow, let it snow,let it snow ♪
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♪ Since there'sno place to go ♪
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♪ Let it snow, let it snow,let it snow ♪
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♪ It doesn't show signsof stopping... ♪
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Vanessa?
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What?
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Do you think Uncle Bernie
would let us have a dog?
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He doesn't even want us.
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He wants me.
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Okay, fine, whatever, but he's
not gonna let us have a dog.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry,
but you can't stay.
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Uncle Bernie doesn't
want a dog.
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(barking)
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We don't want Uncle Bernie
to get mad.
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So, where'd
he come from?
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He was standing right here.
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He told me his name
is Buddy.
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He's an angel.
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Well, he is cute.
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BERNIE:
Hey, kids, come on. It's lunchtime.
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VANESSA:
Quick!
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We got to get him
in our room.
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We have to hide him. Go, Go!
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Coming!
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So, that's your plan?
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To be sneaky?
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No, baby, it's the perfect way
to find out
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what the kids want
for Christmas.
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Listen, I'll take them
to the mall,
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we'll go window shopping.
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If they ask me
to buy them something,
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I'll say no like
any other day,
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then I go back
and I buy it.
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You are so cute.
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I have never seen you
like this before.
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No, baby, it's our first
Christmas with the kids.
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I want it to be special.
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You know, like Big Mama
used to make it for me.
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Bernie Mac, that's
so sweet.
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Wanda, I remember
one Christmas, man...
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we were so poor, all
Big Mama was able to get us
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was a cardboard box.
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And she drew on it.
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She drew us
a little castle on it.
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We were so grateful.
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I had some good times
in that box.
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Until it rained.
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Sorry we took so long.
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"Sorry"?
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Sucking up for presents.
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What you kids doing
this afternoon?
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Like to go to the mall
with your Uncle Bernie
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and have some ice cream?
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Uh... no, no, thanks.
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Oh, come on.
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Maybe you might
need something.
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No, no. Do we need...?
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No, I don't think
we need anything.
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Well, baby girl,
that leaves you and me.
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You want to go the mall
with your Uncle Bernie?
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No. I want to stay home
and play with Buddy.
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Play with Buddy?
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Okay. Stay at home and play
with your dollies.
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Guess it's just you
and me, baby.
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You see that?
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These kids have such
low expectations for Christmas,
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they can't even sniff out
a chance to get presents!
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When I was their age
and it was Christmas,
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boy, I was suspicious
of everything.
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That's probably how I
became so observant.
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Can't get nothing past
the Mac man.
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Nothing. Bernie Mac
on it, baby.
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(drum machine plays)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Da ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ All I really wantfor Christmas ♪
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♪ Is to be a little bitmore conscious ♪
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♪ I don't really ever lookexpensive and dear ♪
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♪ Do you really wantto deal in Kwanzaa ♪
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(barking)
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Shh!
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(continues barking)
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Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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♪ Now, this is the season ♪
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(singing with
heavy patois)
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I love you,
Uncle Bernie.
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Get on out of here.
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♪ But there's a few thingswe have to make clear ♪
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♪ Now, all I really wantfor Christmas ♪
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♪ Is to be a little bitmore conscious ♪
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♪ I don't really... ♪
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Whew!
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(fabric tearing)
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Buddy, no!
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Uncle Bernie's favorite
shiny shirt!
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Well, it was,
anyway.
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Hey! Who's in my room?
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Go! Go on!
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Come on, Come on, Come on!
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Go, go, go!
Go, Buddy, go!
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What's going on here?
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It's just us.
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I know what's going on
in here.
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You do?
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Of course I do.
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You didn't think I wouldn't
find out, did you?
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It was Vanessa's idea.
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Stool pigeon!
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No, no, come on,
come on.
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I'm not mad at you,
but I'm going to tell you,
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you ain't gonna find
no presents up in here,
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so y'all might as well
get on and get...
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Well, you caught us.
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Guess we can't put
one over on Bernie Mac.
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Guess you're right.
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Hmm.
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Y'all get on...
get on out of here.
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Oh, look at that!
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I mean, look at those kids.
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They weren't trying
to find presents.
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They were trying to find out
my shirt size
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to buy me a present.
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Probably been saving
their pennies for months.
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They are some good kids.
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Even the evil one
is being an angel.
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See, America?
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My hard-ass,
old-school parenting ways
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are starting to pay off.
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It's a wonderful life.
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Beautiful.
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WANDA:
Bernie?
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Coming!
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I got to go.
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Here I come.
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Which one of y'all did this?
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Look at me!
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Why, you li...
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Let me tell you something.
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I want you to clean
this mess up.
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I want you to clean it up
right now...
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Look out.
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Look at this.
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This is my Bruno Magli.
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Look at this.
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Looks like somebody
chewed it.
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Which one of y'all
did this?
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Baby girl, you did this?
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What possessed you
to chew a shoe?
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An Italian leather shoe?
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(squeals)
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What's wrong,
baby?
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Oh, my Lord.
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That's foul.
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That's disgusting.
Filthy!
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I did that.
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Son, you did that?
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Jordan, what's wrong
with you?
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Son, we got four bathrooms
in the house!
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You could have went
outside or something.
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Why didn't you get
a box?
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What was...
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(whimpers softly)
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Buddy, no! You're supposed
to wait in the closet!
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Uh... uh-uh.
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Now come on, now.
You see these kids. They're sneaky!
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Deceitful! I don't want
to have to kill one of them.
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I'm telling you,
it's Christmas.
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You send me some help, Lord.
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Send me an angel, an elf.
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Send me one of them lucky
midgets with a pot of gold.
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I'm desperate.
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Somebody going to get
physically hurt.
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Gonna be a discrepancy.
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-No!
-Uncle Bernie, please.
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I hope you all got a receipt,
'cause this dog is going back.
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(growls)
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Shut up before I drop your ass
off in Koreatown.
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Now, hold on, America,
don't start writing no letters.
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I'm just kidding.
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But am I lying?
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Please, Uncle Bernie,
let us keep it, please.
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Please, Uncle Bernie.
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We'll take care of him,
I promise.
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Nuh-uh, no way.
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This dog is going back
to the doggone pound right now.
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I ain't got to work out, do I?
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Now what am I going to do
with those kids?
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They gave me
the perfect gift idea.
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See, I can always punish them
for being deceitful,
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but how often can I give them
the perfect Christmas gift?
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I'm going to take him
to the vet,
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get him all cleaned up.
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They're going to be so thrilled
with this dog.
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I can hear them,
"Please, Uncle Bernie.
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Please, we'll take care of him.
Pretty please?"
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No.
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Good boy.
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Come on, get up there.
Get up there.
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Good boy.
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Bernie Mac,
that is so sneaky.
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I know,
isn't it great?
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Listen, go in there
and keep them busy.
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I'm going to drive around
the block a couple of times,
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then put the dog
in the pool shed.
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-Okay.
-Go ahead, go ahead.
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Dog, you going to make this
the best Christmas ever.
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I hate Uncle Bernie.
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He took Buddy away.
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You know what?
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He ruined our Christmas,
I say we ruin his.
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You guys with me?
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That's looking good,
I'm going to get some tape.
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(door closes)
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Wanda.
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-Hmm?
-(water dripping)
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We got a terrible tragedy.
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Bernie, you're getting
my floor wet.
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No, somebody sabotaged
the Nativity scene.
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The wise men floating
on top of the pool,
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baby Jesus at the bottom
of the Jacuzzi.
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Who could do such an evil,
diabolical thing like that?
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Oh, and I know how hard
you worked on this this thing.
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Baby, I had the Wise Men
set up just right.
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They was lo and beholding.
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Come here, baby.
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(snickering)
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Yeah, I heard that.
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That was a guilty cackle.
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I bet that boy did it.
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Probably still mad at me,
but that's all right.
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He's going to feel real terrible
when he see that dog.
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I ought to throw him
in the doggone Jacuzzi.
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Let him see how
baby Jesus feels.
262
00:11:00,518 --> 00:11:03,028
Wheezing.
263
00:11:03,104 --> 00:11:04,414
(wheezes)
264
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,699
Yeah, we'll see.
265
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:10,697
(R&B music playing)
266
00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:13,708
♪ Santa Claus ♪
267
00:11:13,781 --> 00:11:16,471
♪ Go straight to the ghetto ♪
268
00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:20,799
♪ Hitch up yourreindeer, unh ♪
269
00:11:20,872 --> 00:11:23,312
♪ And go straightto the ghetto ♪
270
00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:28,256
-(saxophone plays)
-♪ Hit it ♪
271
00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:29,887
♪ Hit it ♪
272
00:11:29,964 --> 00:11:32,064
♪ You see mothers ♪
273
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,363
♪ And soul brothers ♪
274
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:42,066
♪ Santa Claus ♪
275
00:11:42,143 --> 00:11:43,533
♪ Go straight to the ghetto ♪
276
00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:49,283
♪ Fill every stockingyou find ♪
277
00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:52,458
♪ The kids are goingto love you so, unh ♪
278
00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:57,619
♪ Santa Claus ♪
279
00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,080
♪ Go straightto the ghetto. ♪
280
00:12:00,161 --> 00:12:04,091
Fine. That's how they want it,
I won't give them the damn dog.
281
00:12:04,165 --> 00:12:05,835
Maybe I'll just
give it to baby girl.
282
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,311
She been good.
283
00:12:09,504 --> 00:12:10,514
Or has she?
284
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,852
What you doing?
285
00:12:12,924 --> 00:12:14,934
Oh, that look beautiful.
286
00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:17,639
What's this thing here
with this halo, what's that?
287
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,640
Let me see.
288
00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:19,771
Buddy.
289
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,651
That's Buddy, huh?
290
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:23,784
I can see that.
291
00:12:23,851 --> 00:12:27,741
What's this big, black,
red-eyed devil,
292
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,874
unspiritual-looking thing
here, what's this?
293
00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:34,988
She's in cahoots.
294
00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:37,581
Even baby girl
turned against me.
295
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,707
Okay, all right, fine.
296
00:12:40,785 --> 00:12:42,955
Now they've driven me
to the end of my leash.
297
00:12:43,037 --> 00:12:45,707
I know one dog's not going
to be home for the holidays.
298
00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,470
That dog going back!
299
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,522
(water running)
300
00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:57,640
You guys, look! Look!
301
00:12:57,718 --> 00:12:59,278
What's the
screaming about?
302
00:13:01,055 --> 00:13:04,615
A leash.
He got us a dog!
303
00:13:04,692 --> 00:13:06,402
He got us Buddy!
304
00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:07,857
-Buddy!
-Yeah!
305
00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:09,487
He got us Buddy!
306
00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:12,204
Hey, you guys...
he tricked us.
307
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:15,025
You know, he's smarter
than I thought.
308
00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:17,411
We're going to have to
start being nice to him.
309
00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:18,918
You guys with me?
310
00:13:21,242 --> 00:13:24,502
♪ This Christmas ♪
311
00:13:24,579 --> 00:13:29,719
♪ The firesideis blazing bright ♪
312
00:13:29,801 --> 00:13:32,011
Thank you for my pink boom box,
Uncle Bernie.
313
00:13:32,086 --> 00:13:33,676
I really love it.
314
00:13:33,754 --> 00:13:36,444
Well, actually from
your Aunt Wanda, baby.
315
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,016
I know, but I just wanted
to thank you anyway.
316
00:13:39,093 --> 00:13:42,233
Yeah, thank you for
my raptor, Aunt Wanda.
317
00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:43,495
I love you.
318
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,440
I love Uncle Bernie
even more.
319
00:13:45,516 --> 00:13:47,226
I love you, too.
320
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,244
Oh...
321
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,026
I thought you kids
were mad at me.
322
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:54,735
Well, we were mad at you
because you took Buddy away,
323
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:58,287
but then we realized
we love you more.
324
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,458
That's real nice
of you kids, it really is.
325
00:14:04,535 --> 00:14:06,205
So, is that it?
326
00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:08,247
Macs' tradition
is to normally
327
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:11,051
open up one gift
on Christmas Eve.
328
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:12,545
Baby girl,
I guess that's it.
329
00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:14,507
Where's Buddy?
330
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,137
What do you mean, baby?
331
00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,653
Uncle Bernie, we
found the dog stuff, so we know.
332
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,555
Yeah, so quit playing.
333
00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:22,025
Where's Buddy?
334
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:23,733
Yeah, Bernie,
where's Buddy?
335
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:25,484
Stop torturing
the kids.
336
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:28,066
That dog going back!
337
00:14:28,142 --> 00:14:30,482
That dog going back!
338
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:31,611
Back! Back! Back!
339
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:34,327
(crying)
340
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:41,576
What kind of a man gives
a child's dog away twice?
341
00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,246
Twice?!
342
00:14:43,324 --> 00:14:44,624
Oh, Bernie.
343
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,390
(crying)
344
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,933
Oh, okay, relax.
345
00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:57,142
Don't worry, I'm not a Scrooge.
346
00:14:57,213 --> 00:15:00,473
I went right out
and got the dog back, see?
347
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:02,179
I didn't lie.
348
00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:05,019
Bernie Mac is not a monster.
349
00:15:05,096 --> 00:15:08,106
He's just tragically
misunderstood.
350
00:15:08,182 --> 00:15:10,482
I got to drink
all of this tonight,
351
00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:13,489
or else it'll go bad.
352
00:15:13,562 --> 00:15:14,612
What?
353
00:15:14,689 --> 00:15:16,209
I ain't driving.
354
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:22,658
I hope the kids satisfied,
I really do.
355
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:25,998
You want some?
356
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:28,235
You're walking,
you don't need none.
357
00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:33,007
(groans)
358
00:15:33,082 --> 00:15:34,172
(whimpers)
359
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,600
(groans, whimpers)
360
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:41,852
Jordan, shut up.
361
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:44,394
It's not me, it's Buddy.
362
00:15:44,468 --> 00:15:46,488
Shut up, Buddy.
363
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:52,607
Buddy said he wanted to sleep
in a doggy bed in the kitchen.
364
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,685
Who's stopping him?
365
00:15:53,769 --> 00:15:56,619
Come on, Buddy.
366
00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:03,519
Come on!
367
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:07,376
Come on, why do you have
to have such a bad attitude?
368
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,038
Fine, don't go.
369
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:10,008
Stupid dog.
370
00:16:10,086 --> 00:16:12,286
Come on, Buddy, let's play.
371
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,061
(barks)
372
00:16:20,504 --> 00:16:22,564
Oh, my shirt!
373
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:23,891
Let go! Let go!
374
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,730
Bad dog.
Go! Get!
375
00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:30,734
(laughing)
376
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,400
Wait, this is your shirt.
377
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,605
What?!
378
00:16:33,684 --> 00:16:36,904
Oh, man! Oh!
379
00:16:36,979 --> 00:16:40,209
My collage.
380
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:44,243
Vanessa, can I ask
you a question?
381
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,550
You still like Buddy?
382
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:52,463
(whimpering)
Buddy.
383
00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:53,666
Oh, shh.
384
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,676
We'll find him,
don't worry.
385
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,929
Baby girl, I've been up
and down the whole block.
386
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:05,466
I haven't found him yet.
387
00:17:05,549 --> 00:17:07,809
But first thing in the morning,
I promise.
388
00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:10,095
Buddy can't be gone.
389
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:12,269
He's an angel.
390
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:17,108
He told me when he left,
I wouldn't remember him.
391
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,606
But I remember him,
so he can't be gone.
392
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:21,708
(cries)
393
00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:28,495
Can we talk for a second?
394
00:17:28,572 --> 00:17:30,832
(crying)
395
00:17:30,908 --> 00:17:33,828
I'll be
right back, okay?
396
00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:36,051
-(cries)
-It's okay.
397
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,262
So we were walking him, right?
398
00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:40,171
But he didn't want
to be on the leash, right?
399
00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:42,131
Yeah, he didn't
want to be.
400
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:44,511
So, we took it off, right?
401
00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:45,968
And he ran.
402
00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:48,268
Yeah, he ran fast.
403
00:17:48,351 --> 00:17:49,641
We tried to call him...
404
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:51,308
"Buddy!"
405
00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:52,977
But he didn't come.
406
00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:55,645
Y'all ditched that dog,
didn't you?
407
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,978
It was her idea.
408
00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:58,319
Stool pigeon.
409
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,614
Look, you got to help
us get Buddy back.
410
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,658
Me? What?
411
00:18:02,731 --> 00:18:04,781
-You're the one
who gave him to us. -Yeah.
412
00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:07,659
Why, y'all...
413
00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:11,326
I should let them suffer
with their own conscience.
414
00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:14,747
But then that wouldn't be fair
to baby girl.
415
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,417
(barking)
416
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:17,875
Thank you.
417
00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:20,505
You're in luck,
he's right there.
418
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,483
Hey, that's our dog!
Wait!
419
00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:24,842
Wait!
420
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,734
Sorry, kids,
this is my dog.
421
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,306
I just adopted him.
422
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:30,561
Sir, I think there's been
a big misunderstanding.
423
00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:32,994
That's our dog.
I got it for the kids for Christmas.
424
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:35,192
Look, brother, I'd like
to help you out,
425
00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:37,114
but my boy and girl
are coming.
426
00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:39,532
They live back east with their
mom and you know how that is.
427
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,070
I want to have a special gift
428
00:18:41,145 --> 00:18:42,535
waiting for them
when they get here.
429
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,079
We got special gifts.
430
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,159
I'll trade you
a pink boom box.
431
00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:49,695
And a remote
control dinosaur.
432
00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:51,208
It's a raptor.
433
00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:01,705
Merry Christmas, kids.
434
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:03,920
(barks)
435
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,121
Merry Christmas, brother.
436
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:06,594
Thank you, brother.
Merry Christmas.
437
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,390
Hey.
438
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:12,364
♪ I am a poor boy, too,ba-rum-ba-pum-pum ♪
439
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:15,963
Buddy!
440
00:19:16,038 --> 00:19:19,898
♪ I have no gift to bring,ba-rum-ba-pum-pum ♪
441
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:22,475
Now those two kids
just showed me something.
442
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:27,071
It was the first unselfish thing
I ever saw them do.
443
00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:29,739
Maybe there's hope
for them yet.
444
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:31,238
Maybe.
445
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,750
VANESSA:
Can we talk to you?
446
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:34,751
Do y'all have to?
447
00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:37,583
No, we just wanted to
give you a real gift.
448
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,010
And to say thank you
for everything you've done.
449
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,296
This ain't no trick, is it?
450
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,510
Just open the gift.
451
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,516
-You smell something
burning? -No.
452
00:19:51,882 --> 00:19:54,432
Ooh, Wanda. Wanda.
453
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,600
This is beautiful.
454
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:58,939
We replaced the one
that Buddy ripped up.
455
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:00,444
This one's shinier.
456
00:20:00,516 --> 00:20:02,476
How about that, boy.
457
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:03,979
For the first time
since they been here,
458
00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:05,991
those kids showed gratitude.
459
00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:07,783
But I don't expect it to last.
460
00:20:07,857 --> 00:20:11,157
But it was the greatest
Christmas gift I ever had.
461
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,449
And all because of that
little, bitty old dog.
462
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:15,789
Kids, it's some kind of special.
Thank you.
463
00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:17,834
It was my idea.
464
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,182
No, it wasn't.
465
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,842
-It was.
-It was not.
466
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,300
-It was.
-Hey, man,
467
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,000
you don't argue
with your sister, man.
468
00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:25,101
You're the man of the house.
469
00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:26,644
Merry Christmas, baby.
470
00:20:30,179 --> 00:20:32,519
What do you mean
your job is done?
471
00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:36,141
Will I ever see you again?
472
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:37,138
(groans)
473
00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:40,149
Okay, Buddy, I understand.
474
00:20:40,222 --> 00:20:41,702
I'll always remember you.
475
00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:52,576
I love you, too.
476
00:20:58,407 --> 00:20:59,917
You know something?
477
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,502
Maybe Bryana was right.
478
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:04,167
Maybe Buddy is
a Christmas angel.
479
00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:05,836
You know why I think so?
480
00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:08,384
Because...
481
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:12,389
Because...
482
00:21:12,463 --> 00:21:14,363
See, the thing is...
483
00:21:16,258 --> 00:21:18,848
What was I saying, America?
484
00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:21,187
I completely blanked out
for a minute.
485
00:21:21,263 --> 00:21:23,113
Something about my buddy.
486
00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:27,616
This some good eggnog.
487
00:21:30,105 --> 00:21:32,605
Merry Christmas.
488
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:35,381
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489
00:21:40,157 --> 00:21:41,447
That was no accident.
490
00:21:41,525 --> 00:21:45,085
That girl is going back
to the projects.
491
00:21:45,162 --> 00:21:47,632
Calm down, Bernie...
calm down.
492
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,420
Maybe I'm making too much of it.
Maybe I am.
493
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,925
You know, they just need to vent
a little anger, okay?
494
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:55,803
I'm sure they'll be ready
to be little angels again.
495
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,521
Just relax, Bernie.
496
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:01,770
This wasn't no accident.
497
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,349
Relax.
498
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,744
I'm relaxed.
499
00:22:07,184 --> 00:22:08,494
She did it...
500
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:13,094
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