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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,093 Previously, on "SUREALESTATE"... 2 00:00:09,195 --> 00:00:10,711 We stole her from Livingston-Kent. 3 00:00:10,796 --> 00:00:12,156 Bob Livingston fired me. 4 00:00:12,241 --> 00:00:13,558 I pushed him back into the arms of his wife. 5 00:00:13,642 --> 00:00:15,734 You should have pushed him into a woodchipper. 6 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:18,196 She spent eight years straight in the Platinum Ring of Esteem. 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,364 What's the Platinum Ring of Esteem? 8 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:23,201 It's just this club for people who do ten million dollars 9 00:00:23,285 --> 00:00:25,337 in volume over a 12-month period. 10 00:00:25,421 --> 00:00:28,840 The world always assumes that people who investigate heresies 11 00:00:28,924 --> 00:00:30,241 must be heretics. 12 00:00:30,325 --> 00:00:31,876 I would remind you of the Travis house. 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,812 Those things, they can hurt you. 14 00:00:33,896 --> 00:00:35,280 They are dangerous. 15 00:00:35,364 --> 00:00:36,665 [ Screaming ] 16 00:00:37,232 --> 00:00:38,817 ? Gentle music ? 17 00:00:38,901 --> 00:00:40,502 [ Elevator arriving chime ] 18 00:00:43,372 --> 00:00:44,740 [ August sighs ] 19 00:00:49,211 --> 00:00:50,646 Post-mortem in five, kids. 20 00:00:53,349 --> 00:00:55,351 [ Bag down ] 21 00:00:57,553 --> 00:00:59,170 What exactly was that thing? 22 00:00:59,254 --> 00:01:00,105 [ Sigh ] 23 00:01:00,189 --> 00:01:01,406 We call it a Roadie. 24 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:03,308 We're going to cover it all in the wrap-up. 25 00:01:03,392 --> 00:01:04,760 Those poor people. 26 00:01:05,561 --> 00:01:07,178 Nearly killed each other. 27 00:01:07,262 --> 00:01:08,731 Speaking of near-death experiences, 28 00:01:09,631 --> 00:01:11,449 tomorrow night is the big night. 29 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:14,085 Platinum Ring of Esteem annual banquet. 30 00:01:14,169 --> 00:01:15,504 Prom with business cards. 31 00:01:17,406 --> 00:01:19,324 We mock what we do not understand. 32 00:01:19,408 --> 00:01:20,358 Seriously, though. 33 00:01:20,442 --> 00:01:23,395 Lifetime Achievement Award at your tender age. 34 00:01:23,479 --> 00:01:25,597 Some of us choose to measure our lives in closings 35 00:01:25,681 --> 00:01:27,383 rather than years. 36 00:01:30,919 --> 00:01:32,521 Look, sorry, Anthony. Um... 37 00:01:33,522 --> 00:01:34,873 [ Sighs ] 38 00:01:34,957 --> 00:01:36,574 No, that's great. 39 00:01:36,658 --> 00:01:38,476 Yes, no, thank you for cleaning the house. 40 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,811 I'm sure the adoption agency people 41 00:01:39,895 --> 00:01:41,897 are going to be very impressed. 42 00:01:42,231 --> 00:01:45,283 Ah, just one more quick meeting and then I'll be home. 43 00:01:45,367 --> 00:01:47,152 I'll heat it up. 44 00:01:47,236 --> 00:01:49,421 God, Anthony, it's a meatloaf, not a donor organ. 45 00:01:49,505 --> 00:01:51,156 It'll keep. 46 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,541 Yes, okay. 47 00:01:53,308 --> 00:01:55,093 I love you. I gotta go. Bye. 48 00:01:55,177 --> 00:01:56,245 [ Hang up beep ] 49 00:01:56,679 --> 00:01:59,164 All right, how long is this thing going to take? 50 00:01:59,248 --> 00:02:01,166 It shouldn't be too long. 51 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:04,235 Remarkable resilience for a Roadie. 52 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:06,438 I've never seen one with such... 53 00:02:06,522 --> 00:02:08,173 Violent tendencies. 54 00:02:08,257 --> 00:02:09,574 Okay... 55 00:02:09,658 --> 00:02:11,843 Let's wrap this up; get into the weekend. - 56 00:02:11,927 --> 00:02:14,579 Oh! You've got two new calls from that reporter ... 57 00:02:14,663 --> 00:02:16,548 Maria something? 58 00:02:16,632 --> 00:02:17,816 Uh, channel seven. 59 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,818 Yeah, she's been bugging the cops, too. 60 00:02:19,902 --> 00:02:21,253 Where is Susan? 61 00:02:21,337 --> 00:02:22,487 God, can we please start without her? 62 00:02:22,571 --> 00:02:24,189 I've got places to be. 63 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:27,325 Sorry, I was just packing up a little homework for the weekend. 64 00:02:27,409 --> 00:02:28,560 Martyr. 65 00:02:28,644 --> 00:02:30,829 Can we do this please? Phil? 66 00:02:30,913 --> 00:02:32,481 Okay... 67 00:02:32,648 --> 00:02:35,417 We worked the Jackson house for two weeks. 68 00:02:35,918 --> 00:02:39,104 Mid-level engagement associated with an old fella 69 00:02:39,188 --> 00:02:41,306 who died in the upstairs bedroom 20 years ago 70 00:02:41,390 --> 00:02:43,108 but never got the memo. 71 00:02:43,192 --> 00:02:45,844 Luke helped him move on but, in doing so, 72 00:02:45,928 --> 00:02:47,545 revealed our next contestant. 73 00:02:47,629 --> 00:02:49,814 Basically a class-three shapeshifting demon 74 00:02:49,898 --> 00:02:52,584 that bounces from person to person looking for a home. 75 00:02:52,668 --> 00:02:54,819 They are attracted to our type of houses. 76 00:02:54,903 --> 00:02:57,289 They feed on the spiritual turbulence. 77 00:02:57,373 --> 00:02:59,457 Heavier the engagement, tastier the meal. 78 00:02:59,541 --> 00:03:01,326 Basically, it looks for bad places to live 79 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:03,295 and makes them worse. 80 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:05,297 What do they look like? 81 00:03:05,381 --> 00:03:07,432 See, that's the thing about Roadies... 82 00:03:07,516 --> 00:03:10,168 they have no corporeal mass of their own... 83 00:03:10,252 --> 00:03:12,837 only the host they occupy at any given moment. 84 00:03:12,921 --> 00:03:14,439 So, you've seen these things before? 85 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:15,840 Only twice. 86 00:03:15,924 --> 00:03:18,310 Fortunately, that was enough for our man, August, 87 00:03:18,394 --> 00:03:20,845 to figure out how modify the M. E. D. to take it apart nicely. 88 00:03:20,929 --> 00:03:23,415 And that is what saved our bacon tonight. 89 00:03:23,499 --> 00:03:25,317 PHIL: Yeah! 90 00:03:25,401 --> 00:03:27,152 [ Whooping ] 91 00:03:27,236 --> 00:03:29,788 To be prepared is half the victory. 92 00:03:29,872 --> 00:03:31,407 Cervantes. 93 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,092 Man, those Roadies played rough. 94 00:03:34,176 --> 00:03:36,161 You saw what those Jackson kids did to their parents. 95 00:03:36,245 --> 00:03:38,229 Yeah. But that's not the worst of it. 96 00:03:38,477 --> 00:03:41,433 Mm-mm. If they manage to stay in the host long enough, 97 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:43,234 they can take over. 98 00:03:43,318 --> 00:03:45,136 Take over... how? 99 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:48,206 You know those stories you hear about the nice, responsible 100 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:51,810 insurance guy with a nice yard who goes crazy one day 101 00:03:51,894 --> 00:03:54,279 and kills his entire family with an axe? 102 00:03:54,363 --> 00:03:55,580 My god. 103 00:03:55,664 --> 00:03:58,283 Doesn't always go that way, but often enough to, you know... 104 00:03:58,367 --> 00:04:00,151 [ Alarm rings ] 105 00:04:00,235 --> 00:04:02,554 Ooh. That's not a happy sound. 106 00:04:02,638 --> 00:04:04,189 AUGUST: That is the breach alarm. 107 00:04:04,273 --> 00:04:05,290 Zooey, 108 00:04:05,374 --> 00:04:07,425 lock down the elevators and the stairwell, please. 109 00:04:07,509 --> 00:04:08,560 Talk to me, Augie. 110 00:04:08,644 --> 00:04:09,861 Checking now. 111 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,162 What? Is there a fire? 112 00:04:11,246 --> 00:04:12,364 I wish. 113 00:04:12,448 --> 00:04:15,166 I think something followed us home. 114 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,618 ? Opening score ? 115 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,526 [ Man screams ] 116 00:04:26,462 --> 00:04:27,846 AUGUST: Bear in mind that this 117 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:31,141 merely indicates presence, not location. 118 00:04:31,241 --> 00:04:32,815 Now, how did it survive that blast from the M. E. D.? 119 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:34,118 It didn't. 120 00:04:34,203 --> 00:04:35,554 It was gone. 121 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:37,690 Ontologically disassembled. 122 00:04:37,932 --> 00:04:38,782 And yet here it is. 123 00:04:38,867 --> 00:04:40,518 I killed it. 124 00:04:40,602 --> 00:04:41,753 It's dead. 125 00:04:41,837 --> 00:04:43,588 So, I talked to the building sup. 126 00:04:43,672 --> 00:04:45,857 He's shutting down the elevators at the ninth floor 127 00:04:45,941 --> 00:04:47,025 and securing the stairwell. 128 00:04:47,109 --> 00:04:50,729 We have to walk down ten flights of stairs to get out? 129 00:04:50,813 --> 00:04:52,997 Do you want to tell her or can I? 130 00:04:53,081 --> 00:04:55,266 Until we manage to wipe this thing out properly, 131 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:56,935 we can't take a chance on letting it out. 132 00:04:57,019 --> 00:04:58,670 Lockdown, baby. 133 00:04:58,754 --> 00:05:00,271 [ Scoffs ] 134 00:05:00,355 --> 00:05:01,890 You're kidding? 135 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,160 He's kidding, right? 136 00:05:06,061 --> 00:05:07,579 ZOOEY: Nope. 137 00:05:07,663 --> 00:05:08,580 So, we're stuck here? 138 00:05:08,664 --> 00:05:09,681 For how long? 139 00:05:09,765 --> 00:05:11,716 Well, hopefully not for long but you saw how that thing 140 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,569 hopped from person to person. 141 00:05:13,836 --> 00:05:15,720 We can't risk it getting out of here. 142 00:05:15,804 --> 00:05:18,590 Can it pass through walls and doors? 143 00:05:18,674 --> 00:05:20,992 Were you not paying attention? 144 00:05:21,076 --> 00:05:24,029 It doesn't have a body except for the host. 145 00:05:24,113 --> 00:05:26,998 It's a Roadie; never travels alone, 146 00:05:27,082 --> 00:05:28,800 only with the band. 147 00:05:28,884 --> 00:05:30,869 So, how did it get up here? 148 00:05:30,953 --> 00:05:32,921 It found a host. 149 00:05:33,822 --> 00:05:35,624 ? Suspenseful music ? 150 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:38,160 [ Deep sigh ] 151 00:05:41,063 --> 00:05:42,914 Oh, come on! 152 00:05:42,998 --> 00:05:44,849 The truth is we don't know. 153 00:05:44,933 --> 00:05:47,652 This thing can sit dormant in a person for... 154 00:05:47,736 --> 00:05:48,720 Phil, help me out here. 155 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:51,589 Latency seems to be uncomfortable for Roadies. 156 00:05:51,673 --> 00:05:52,490 They... 157 00:05:52,574 --> 00:05:55,644 They like to move around, like a virus. 158 00:05:55,878 --> 00:05:58,029 It infects different people and takes control 159 00:05:58,113 --> 00:06:00,999 after varying periods of dormancy and the host 160 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:02,684 never knows until... 161 00:06:03,819 --> 00:06:05,954 he wakes up holding the axe. [ Stabbing sounds ] 162 00:06:06,687 --> 00:06:08,906 It was around eight P. M. When we last saw this thing... 163 00:06:08,991 --> 00:06:10,742 when August thought that he killed it. 164 00:06:10,826 --> 00:06:12,644 Oh, August killed it, all right. 165 00:06:12,728 --> 00:06:13,845 Your tech says otherwise. 166 00:06:13,929 --> 00:06:16,247 Then there was more than one. 167 00:06:16,331 --> 00:06:18,033 A Mary-Kate and Ashley? 168 00:06:19,701 --> 00:06:20,719 Uh... 169 00:06:20,803 --> 00:06:22,020 I guess it's possible. 170 00:06:22,104 --> 00:06:23,806 Okay. 171 00:06:24,606 --> 00:06:25,590 We stay here for now. 172 00:06:25,674 --> 00:06:27,759 We keep an eye on each other and we see what pops up. 173 00:06:27,843 --> 00:06:28,793 For how long? 174 00:06:28,877 --> 00:06:31,262 Until we find it and August smokes it for real. 175 00:06:31,346 --> 00:06:34,532 Phil, do your thing. See what else you can find out... 176 00:06:34,616 --> 00:06:37,820 And you might want to look at your own device. 177 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:39,738 We are on the buddy system. 178 00:06:39,822 --> 00:06:42,507 Susan, you and I can talk about the Menendez proposal 179 00:06:42,591 --> 00:06:43,842 in my office. 180 00:06:43,926 --> 00:06:45,710 You guys stick together. 181 00:06:45,794 --> 00:06:48,030 Eyes on each other all the time. 182 00:06:49,064 --> 00:06:51,649 You've got somebody to feed Schrodinger? 183 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:53,985 Yes, I...I'll call my neighbor. 184 00:06:54,069 --> 00:06:57,072 I gotta call Anthony. He's gonna freak out. 185 00:06:57,806 --> 00:06:59,257 Yeah, I got people I gotta call, too. 186 00:06:59,341 --> 00:07:01,526 Why don't you go ahead and get us some food while you're at it. 187 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:02,727 Okay, what sounds good? 188 00:07:02,811 --> 00:07:04,262 Mm... a morphine drip? 189 00:07:04,346 --> 00:07:05,597 How's Chinese food? 190 00:07:05,681 --> 00:07:07,599 Is that okay with everybody? 191 00:07:07,683 --> 00:07:08,933 Chinese. 192 00:07:09,017 --> 00:07:10,535 Great. And get the usual. 193 00:07:10,619 --> 00:07:11,954 In the meantime... 194 00:07:14,356 --> 00:07:16,574 Let's all keep our eyes on each other. 195 00:07:16,658 --> 00:07:18,026 Susan? 196 00:07:23,866 --> 00:07:25,567 [ Sigh ] 197 00:07:26,702 --> 00:07:28,586 [ Three phone lines trilling ] 198 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:30,038 ALL THREE: Hello? 199 00:07:30,672 --> 00:07:32,590 No, it's just one of those work things, Megan. 200 00:07:32,674 --> 00:07:34,259 It could be late. 201 00:07:34,343 --> 00:07:36,178 Certainly no longer than absolutely necessary. 202 00:07:39,348 --> 00:07:41,266 Okay, bye. 203 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:42,867 [ Phone drops on desk ] 204 00:07:42,951 --> 00:07:44,669 Just how long are we going to be stuck here? 205 00:07:44,753 --> 00:07:45,937 It's hard to say. 206 00:07:46,021 --> 00:07:49,574 I don't have to tell you that I am accepting a major award 207 00:07:49,658 --> 00:07:50,875 in less than 24 hours 208 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:53,778 and there are certain acts of... personal maintenance 209 00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:55,714 that need to take place between now and then. 210 00:07:55,798 --> 00:07:57,582 You look great. You always look great. 211 00:07:57,666 --> 00:07:59,250 To the untrained eye. 212 00:07:59,334 --> 00:08:03,254 In my own mind, I'm the chick in the tub in room 237 213 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:04,840 of the Overlook Hotel. 214 00:08:06,975 --> 00:08:08,993 Look, you are just being too hard on yourself. 215 00:08:09,077 --> 00:08:11,529 But it is my night, Luke. 216 00:08:11,613 --> 00:08:13,598 It's my one night! 217 00:08:13,682 --> 00:08:16,267 I'll never win an Oscar, or a Stanley Cup 218 00:08:16,351 --> 00:08:18,269 and the Nobel Prize committee has an obvious 219 00:08:18,353 --> 00:08:20,638 anti-real estate bias. 220 00:08:20,722 --> 00:08:22,574 Are you really going to deny me exfoliation 221 00:08:22,658 --> 00:08:24,909 on my very special day? 222 00:08:24,993 --> 00:08:26,978 Are you that cruel? 223 00:08:27,062 --> 00:08:28,646 I am not denying you anything. 224 00:08:28,730 --> 00:08:29,781 But if this thing is inside of you, 225 00:08:29,865 --> 00:08:30,949 you don't want it popping out in the middle of your 226 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:34,853 acceptance speech and do some kind of Roadie Rumspringa. 227 00:08:34,937 --> 00:08:36,721 It's going to do nothing for your personal brand. 228 00:08:36,805 --> 00:08:39,708 Now, do you want to talk Menendez or not? 229 00:08:40,075 --> 00:08:41,526 [ Deep sigh ] 230 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:42,761 ? Gentle music ? 231 00:08:42,845 --> 00:08:44,262 Yes. 232 00:08:44,346 --> 00:08:46,898 I don't know, Jeffrey! It's part of my job. 233 00:08:46,982 --> 00:08:48,867 Well, maybe if you ever had a job, you'd understand. 234 00:08:48,951 --> 00:08:51,870 I thought you'd understand, but I guess not. 235 00:08:51,954 --> 00:08:53,038 You're stressed out? 236 00:08:53,122 --> 00:08:55,607 Anthony, how do you think I feel? 237 00:08:55,691 --> 00:08:58,576 Quite honestly, the longer I stand here talking to you, 238 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:01,246 ...the longer cat food soaks in the warm water, 239 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:02,931 the better she likes it. 240 00:09:03,799 --> 00:09:06,718 No, I'm all out of the canned food she prefers. 241 00:09:06,802 --> 00:09:09,854 I didn't get to the, uh... [ Deep rumble ] 242 00:09:09,938 --> 00:09:11,589 ? Ominous music ? 243 00:09:11,673 --> 00:09:12,975 [ Squelching ] 244 00:09:15,944 --> 00:09:17,679 To the, uh... 245 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,782 store. 246 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:24,787 I'm afraid we'll all have to struggle through this together. 247 00:09:28,413 --> 00:09:30,114 ? Gentle music ? 248 00:09:30,651 --> 00:09:32,653 PHIL: Boy, it's a crowded field. 249 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,371 Okay... 250 00:09:35,455 --> 00:09:37,257 The Slavs call it a Leshy. 251 00:09:38,558 --> 00:09:41,377 The Japanese have a shape-shifting trickster fox 252 00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:43,546 called a Kitsune. 253 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:46,148 For the Algonquins, a Wendigo. 254 00:09:46,232 --> 00:09:49,018 When it possessed somebody, 255 00:09:49,102 --> 00:09:50,920 it developed a violent compulsion 256 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:52,555 to feast on human flesh. 257 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:53,956 [ Phone reminder chime ] 258 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,542 Hn! Who's hungry? 259 00:09:58,211 --> 00:10:00,996 I had no idea you could break them down by income. 260 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,365 Used to be you couldn't. 261 00:10:02,449 --> 00:10:03,899 But I developed this algorithm 262 00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:05,568 that scrapes the property tax database 263 00:10:05,652 --> 00:10:07,136 and extrapolates household income 264 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,604 on a separate tab. 265 00:10:08,688 --> 00:10:10,005 Whew. It's fantastic. 266 00:10:10,089 --> 00:10:12,108 - Mm-hm. - Is it legal? 267 00:10:12,192 --> 00:10:14,995 Susan Ireland: real estate renegade. 268 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:17,880 Dinner's downstairs. 269 00:10:17,964 --> 00:10:20,149 Why is it downstairs? He usually brings it upstairs. 270 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:22,385 Ah, 'cause he can usually use the elevator. 271 00:10:22,469 --> 00:10:23,552 So where is our dinner? 272 00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:25,521 Down at the security desk. 273 00:10:25,605 --> 00:10:28,657 Larry is probably sniffing your Crab Rangoon as we speak. 274 00:10:28,741 --> 00:10:30,059 Larry the, uh... 275 00:10:30,143 --> 00:10:32,461 Larry the security guard. 276 00:10:32,545 --> 00:10:34,530 You know -the one who looks at Susan the way 277 00:10:34,614 --> 00:10:36,065 Kanye looks at Kanye. 278 00:10:36,149 --> 00:10:37,650 ? Mischievous music ? 279 00:10:44,124 --> 00:10:46,526 Yeah. Just do the voice. 280 00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:50,497 Larry! 281 00:10:50,663 --> 00:10:52,148 Hey, you! 282 00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:54,033 [ Fluorescent tubes buzz ] 283 00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:57,003 [ Papers rustle ] 284 00:11:03,977 --> 00:11:05,512 What are these? 285 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,930 The Jacksons had 'em up on the fridge. 286 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:11,500 Think the youngest kid drew 'em when he was chock full o' demon. 287 00:11:11,584 --> 00:11:13,102 What do they mean? 288 00:11:13,186 --> 00:11:14,921 Swirls, chaos... 289 00:11:15,688 --> 00:11:17,223 Two parents, one sibling... 290 00:11:18,124 --> 00:11:19,475 Who knows? 291 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:21,077 We should probably take turns 292 00:11:21,161 --> 00:11:21,911 getting some sleep. 293 00:11:21,995 --> 00:11:24,980 Two of us need to be awake at all times. 294 00:11:25,064 --> 00:11:28,635 Well, I need a tool from my workshop. 295 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,553 Who would like to accompany me to witness 296 00:11:30,637 --> 00:11:34,040 any horrid transformations that might take place? 297 00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:37,210 Oh, I'd buy a ticket for that. 298 00:11:39,579 --> 00:11:41,163 [ Light switch clicks ] 299 00:11:41,247 --> 00:11:42,949 ? Gentle music ? 300 00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:45,634 [ Electronic hums and whooshes ] 301 00:11:45,718 --> 00:11:47,036 It's like 302 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,372 Marie Curie/ Edgar Allen Poe 303 00:11:49,456 --> 00:11:51,607 gave birth to Steve Jobs and we're 304 00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:53,576 looking inside of its brain. 305 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,144 I've been meaning to tidy up 306 00:11:55,228 --> 00:11:58,998 but there always seems to be some more compelling need. 307 00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:01,650 Ooh! 308 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:04,537 Sweet Virgin Airlines! What is that? 309 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:08,624 It was living in the furnace of a mid-century bungalow 310 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,559 some years ago. 311 00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:12,278 It, uh, obstructed the ventilation. 312 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:17,099 Made it impossible to pass the buyers' pre-closing inspection. 313 00:12:17,183 --> 00:12:19,335 - Can't have that. - Plus... 314 00:12:19,419 --> 00:12:20,987 it ate their cat. 315 00:12:24,657 --> 00:12:27,610 Uh, I don't even understand most of this shit. 316 00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:31,080 It must be difficult to focus when you're always 317 00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:34,450 busy trying to formulate your next ironic remark. 318 00:12:34,534 --> 00:12:36,636 Rather lazy intellectually, though. 319 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:39,155 Excuse me? 320 00:12:39,239 --> 00:12:40,890 [ Phone buzzes ] 321 00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:42,558 Uh, I need to take this. 322 00:12:42,642 --> 00:12:44,994 - (Demonic voice creeps in) - Oh, I know you do. 323 00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:46,529 What is your problem? 324 00:12:46,613 --> 00:12:48,364 You're strong. 325 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:51,400 Makes me sad to see you act so needy. 326 00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:53,119 - [ Scoffs ] - Needy? 327 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,371 You think I'm needy? 328 00:12:55,455 --> 00:12:57,573 [ Phone buzzes ] [ Exasperated sigh ] 329 00:12:57,657 --> 00:12:59,642 I-I'm gonna take this and when I get back, you and me, 330 00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:01,477 we're going to have a little chat. 331 00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:03,045 What is it, Jeffrey? 332 00:13:03,129 --> 00:13:04,513 Why, what did she say? 333 00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:12,597 ? Mysterious music ? 334 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:15,642 [ Deep rumbling ] 335 00:13:19,112 --> 00:13:20,647 [ Squelching ] 336 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:28,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 337 00:13:30,023 --> 00:13:31,524 [ Squelching ] 338 00:13:33,259 --> 00:13:35,161 [ Door rumbles closed ] 339 00:13:35,728 --> 00:13:38,080 So, this one version of the Roadie 340 00:13:38,538 --> 00:13:40,523 supposedly manifests in a large 341 00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:42,342 red, bird-shaped rash 342 00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:45,045 on the infected person's left buttock. 343 00:13:47,085 --> 00:13:50,604 What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? 344 00:13:51,017 --> 00:13:53,019 - [ Phone dings ] - Hm. 345 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,522 - [ Text whoosh ] - Oh, God. 346 00:13:57,057 --> 00:13:58,592 [ Button clicks ] 347 00:14:00,383 --> 00:14:02,034 [ Text sent swoop ] 348 00:14:02,119 --> 00:14:04,187 [ Text whooshes, clicks and swoops ] 349 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,832 ? Gentle music ? 350 00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:16,896 [ Phone down on table ] 351 00:14:17,077 --> 00:14:18,579 Trouble at home? 352 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:23,633 I told you Anthony and I are trying to adopt? 353 00:14:23,717 --> 00:14:26,320 Well, the people are coming over tomorrow morning. 354 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,071 Anthony's freaking out. 355 00:14:28,155 --> 00:14:29,957 They're gonna love you. 356 00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:32,642 I hope so. 357 00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:35,011 You can trust me on two subjects... 358 00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:38,098 adjustable-rate mortgages and screwed-up families. 359 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:40,550 You and Anthony will be the best dads ever. 360 00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:41,952 [ Chuckles ] 361 00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:44,038 I wish you would adopt me! 362 00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:47,457 We could never afford the wardrobe. 363 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:49,426 I cannot believe you are breaking up with me 364 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,145 over the phone right now! 365 00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:55,649 At least it's not a text. 366 00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:00,087 Can you hold that whiny rationalization 367 00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:02,189 for a hot second? 368 00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:07,995 Augie? 369 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,581 We're su-supposed to be... 370 00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:14,017 [ Loud whoosh ] [ Growl ] 371 00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:15,636 ? Pulsing music ? 372 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,689 ? Music crescendos, fades out quickly ? 373 00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:21,525 [ Deep breaths ] 374 00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:23,210 You okay? 375 00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:26,129 Oh, it was just that stupid dream 376 00:15:26,213 --> 00:15:29,099 where you're doing a closing 377 00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:30,634 and Justin Timberlake's the buyer 378 00:15:30,718 --> 00:15:33,637 and just as he's about to sign the HUD-One statement, 379 00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:36,039 he looks straight into your eyes and starts singing 380 00:15:36,123 --> 00:15:38,942 "I'm Lovin' It" and then his pen 381 00:15:39,026 --> 00:15:41,011 turns into this big snake. 382 00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:42,630 [ Inhales ] 383 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,833 Oh, come on. You've never had that dream? 384 00:15:50,771 --> 00:15:52,522 ? Gentle music ? 385 00:15:52,894 --> 00:15:54,896 Where's Zooey and, uh... 386 00:15:55,839 --> 00:15:57,407 August? 387 00:15:58,012 --> 00:15:59,513 Luke... 388 00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:02,061 I'm... 389 00:16:02,249 --> 00:16:03,700 afraid we have a problem. 390 00:16:03,877 --> 00:16:05,412 ? Music crescendos ? 391 00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,423 ? Mysterious music ? 392 00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:13,360 [ Glass down ] 393 00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:22,384 I was certain I'd blasted that thing to smithereens. 394 00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:25,140 I still believe... 395 00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:26,526 Where's Zooey? 396 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,595 I don't know. 397 00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:34,534 I sat down at my workbench, 398 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,206 trying to figure out how to integrate the... 399 00:16:40,674 --> 00:16:42,442 chopping mechanism into an M. E. D. 400 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,613 The next thing I knew, my... 401 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:51,385 My arms felt like they were out of joint and... 402 00:16:53,654 --> 00:16:55,805 Zooey was nowhere to be found. 403 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,273 We are on lockdown. 404 00:16:57,357 --> 00:16:59,142 She is in this office. 405 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,543 We'll find Zooey. 406 00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:03,813 And we somehow need to find the blades to a 407 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,874 Karnaj model number 6800 408 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,424 FYB food processor. 409 00:17:08,509 --> 00:17:09,726 There's plenty of time for that. 410 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,217 No! 411 00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:14,108 The demon focused on those particular blades. 412 00:17:14,389 --> 00:17:16,875 It took a file and dulled them 413 00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:18,460 Destroyed them! 414 00:17:19,294 --> 00:17:20,729 If it made that effort, 415 00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:23,298 there is something there. 416 00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:26,969 Okay. 417 00:17:28,937 --> 00:17:30,572 You guys look for Zooey. 418 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:34,276 And you keep an eye on each other. 419 00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:38,414 [ Footsteps away ] 420 00:17:39,135 --> 00:17:40,503 Luke, 421 00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:44,936 what if I did to her what those... 422 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,538 boys did to...? 423 00:17:46,622 --> 00:17:48,290 I can't. 424 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,460 Hey. It's me. 425 00:17:51,727 --> 00:17:54,279 You know that 24-hour Sav-Mor on Brighton? 426 00:17:54,363 --> 00:17:56,665 Yeah, the one across from the park. 427 00:17:57,366 --> 00:18:00,569 Do you know if they have any high-end small appliances? 428 00:18:03,705 --> 00:18:05,490 Elevators are still locked down. 429 00:18:05,574 --> 00:18:07,276 Stairway door shows locked. 430 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,328 Zooey! 431 00:18:10,412 --> 00:18:12,630 I mean, it's a small office. 432 00:18:12,714 --> 00:18:14,983 Come on, Zooey, quit screwing around! 433 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,305 ? Ominous music swell ? 434 00:18:41,577 --> 00:18:42,894 PHIL: Anything? 435 00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:44,580 Let's check his workshop. 436 00:18:47,316 --> 00:18:48,633 [ Thud ] 437 00:18:48,717 --> 00:18:50,368 ? Eerie music ? 438 00:18:50,452 --> 00:18:52,221 [ Squelching ] 439 00:18:57,726 --> 00:18:59,428 [ Animalistic growls ] 440 00:19:26,255 --> 00:19:27,539 Augie. 441 00:19:27,623 --> 00:19:29,291 [ Fingers snapping ] 442 00:19:31,293 --> 00:19:32,877 - Any luck? - No. 443 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,518 I've been texting her. Nothing. 444 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,792 Not Zooey's style to run away. 445 00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:38,728 Maybe Zooey wasn't driving. 446 00:19:38,858 --> 00:19:39,909 I need to find her. 447 00:19:39,994 --> 00:19:40,977 You stay where you are. 448 00:19:41,187 --> 00:19:44,024 Luke, we need to talk to you. 449 00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,869 Outside. 450 00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:50,603 You can speak in front of me. 451 00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,656 We looked in your workshop. 452 00:19:52,910 --> 00:19:54,612 The M. E. D is dismantled. 453 00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:59,711 I told you, the Roadie filed down the blades. 454 00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:02,565 And what did you do to Zooey? 455 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,951 Mm, guys, chill out. 456 00:20:05,035 --> 00:20:07,186 - Zooey! - PHIL: Where the hell were you? 457 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:09,588 - I was in the hallway. - And before that? 458 00:20:09,672 --> 00:20:11,007 Um... 459 00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:12,842 I was... 460 00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:14,744 Ooh. 461 00:20:15,745 --> 00:20:17,280 I was, um... 462 00:20:18,281 --> 00:20:20,717 Talking on the phone with Jeffrey and... 463 00:20:21,918 --> 00:20:24,287 I think he broke up with me. 464 00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:26,539 On the phone? 465 00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:27,506 Classy. 466 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:29,675 Um, I think you're automatically disqualified 467 00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:31,744 from commenting on awkward breakups. 468 00:20:31,828 --> 00:20:34,680 Anyway, I was talking on the phone with Jeffrey 469 00:20:34,764 --> 00:20:36,599 and then I was... 470 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,918 outside the conference room. 471 00:20:39,002 --> 00:20:40,653 [ Phone dings and buzzes ] 472 00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:42,688 Let me see your eyes. 473 00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:44,523 - It's too bright in here. - I know. 474 00:20:44,607 --> 00:20:46,459 It's a text from my mom. 475 00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:48,978 "Turn on the TV, local news, channel seven." 476 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:55,868 REPORTER: ...where an unidentified couple 477 00:20:55,952 --> 00:20:58,537 are in critical condition tonight, 478 00:20:58,621 --> 00:21:01,674 their two pre-teen sons in the care of social services 479 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:04,944 following a confrontation that occurred earlier this evening. 480 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:07,847 Details are sketchy, but early reports say that 481 00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:12,451 one or both sons are responsible for their parents' injuries. 482 00:21:12,535 --> 00:21:15,921 However, Spotlight Seven has discovered a strange link 483 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:18,824 between tonight's incident and a tragedy 484 00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:21,794 that occurred under a year ago. 485 00:21:21,878 --> 00:21:24,597 Questions still linger about the explosion 486 00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:26,699 that caused the death of the Travis family... 487 00:21:26,783 --> 00:21:28,234 Oh, dear. 488 00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:29,802 REPORTER: ...but we've discovered 489 00:21:29,886 --> 00:21:30,803 that both the Travises 490 00:21:30,887 --> 00:21:33,806 and the unidentified victims of tonight's incident 491 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:36,860 were clients of the same shadowy real estate firm. 492 00:21:37,761 --> 00:21:40,212 Um, we are so not shadowy. 493 00:21:40,296 --> 00:21:42,648 We're a little shadowy. 494 00:21:42,732 --> 00:21:44,183 ...and the police will not comment 495 00:21:44,267 --> 00:21:46,185 on the details of tonight's incident 496 00:21:46,269 --> 00:21:48,521 or the Travis explosion. 497 00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,222 But does this seeming coincidence 498 00:21:50,306 --> 00:21:52,224 raise some troubling questions 499 00:21:52,308 --> 00:21:54,961 for other clients of the mysterious firm? 500 00:21:55,045 --> 00:21:56,929 Reporting live, I'm Mari... 501 00:21:57,013 --> 00:21:59,516 [ Remote clatters on table ] 502 00:22:00,283 --> 00:22:01,785 We're so screwed. 503 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:07,657 ? Mysterious waltz ? 504 00:22:25,608 --> 00:22:27,043 ? Ominous music ? 505 00:22:27,877 --> 00:22:29,779 [ Struggling for breath ] 506 00:22:39,289 --> 00:22:40,757 ALL: No! 507 00:22:40,890 --> 00:22:42,892 Nice to see you, too. 508 00:22:43,827 --> 00:22:44,944 How'd you get in here? 509 00:22:45,028 --> 00:22:46,479 The security guy brought me up. 510 00:22:46,563 --> 00:22:47,546 He has a key. 511 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:48,781 The security guy has a key? 512 00:22:49,057 --> 00:22:51,709 Yeah, I think they gave it to him roughly around the same time 513 00:22:51,794 --> 00:22:53,846 they started calling him "the security guy." 514 00:22:53,931 --> 00:22:55,849 - What's going on here? - It's a long story. 515 00:22:55,934 --> 00:22:57,384 The punch line is you're gonna be stuck in here 516 00:22:57,468 --> 00:22:58,853 with us for a while. I'll explain in a minute. 517 00:22:58,937 --> 00:23:00,387 Is that the food processor? 518 00:23:00,471 --> 00:23:02,857 Uh, the last one in stock! 519 00:23:02,941 --> 00:23:05,944 Plus I had a coupon for ten percent off. 520 00:23:09,113 --> 00:23:11,082 Model number 6800-FYB. 521 00:23:11,749 --> 00:23:13,400 Brilliant. 522 00:23:13,484 --> 00:23:14,668 Thank you. 523 00:23:14,752 --> 00:23:16,737 I, uh, hope the color's okay. 524 00:23:16,821 --> 00:23:18,038 Lovely. 525 00:23:18,122 --> 00:23:21,125 Are you going to give it to somebody? 526 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,844 I'm certainly going to try. 527 00:23:23,928 --> 00:23:25,029 ? Mysterious music ? 528 00:23:27,732 --> 00:23:29,850 So, if that machine didn't work the first time, 529 00:23:29,934 --> 00:23:31,986 what makes you think it's going to work now? 530 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:34,806 First, I maintain that it did work. 531 00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:39,059 Second, on the remote possibility that I am wrong, 532 00:23:39,143 --> 00:23:41,662 I am significantly increasing the speed, 533 00:23:41,746 --> 00:23:43,097 efficiency 534 00:23:43,181 --> 00:23:45,900 and lethality of the device. 535 00:23:45,984 --> 00:23:47,485 So... 536 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:51,923 we never did deconstruct that "needy" remark. 537 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:56,377 Well, perhaps I was commenting on your apparent need 538 00:23:56,461 --> 00:23:58,379 to be with a certain... 539 00:23:58,463 --> 00:23:59,880 type. 540 00:23:59,964 --> 00:24:01,382 [ Scoffs ] 541 00:24:01,466 --> 00:24:04,769 Okay, I do not have a type. 542 00:24:06,804 --> 00:24:10,791 I-Jeffrey was nothing like A. J. who was nothing ... 543 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,210 nothing like Chris. 544 00:24:13,878 --> 00:24:15,996 I stand corrected. 545 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,815 [ August whistles happily ] 546 00:24:23,821 --> 00:24:27,775 I mean, none of them had, like, careers to speak of but, 547 00:24:27,859 --> 00:24:29,977 once again, that's not a type. 548 00:24:30,061 --> 00:24:32,913 A.J. was studying to become a bartender. 549 00:24:32,997 --> 00:24:35,115 Took the exam, like, three times. 550 00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:37,384 Always tripped up on the mojito. 551 00:24:37,468 --> 00:24:38,552 So, I came up with this secret phrase, 552 00:24:38,636 --> 00:24:41,121 it's like a memory aid for him to remember the ingredients ... 553 00:24:41,205 --> 00:24:44,124 rum, lime, mint, club soda, sugar, ice... 554 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:47,394 Real Life Murders, Crime Scene Investigators. 555 00:24:47,478 --> 00:24:48,980 That's so simple, right? 556 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:51,916 Mmm... Not for A. J. 557 00:24:52,216 --> 00:24:53,868 And Chris? 558 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,253 Chris wrote poetry. 559 00:24:56,487 --> 00:24:57,438 Used to go on these huge rants 560 00:24:57,522 --> 00:25:01,775 about how social media was commoditizing free verse. 561 00:25:01,859 --> 00:25:05,779 "If everything's a poem, nothing's a poem." 562 00:25:05,863 --> 00:25:09,016 So, I suggested that maybe she was better suited for something 563 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,152 like construction. 564 00:25:11,236 --> 00:25:13,805 And let's just say that ended badly. 565 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,041 And Jeffrey... 566 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,044 Jeffrey does stand-up. 567 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,931 Not very funny. 568 00:25:24,015 --> 00:25:25,717 Not intentionally, at least. 569 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:30,255 Would you, uh, mind handing me that small Allen wrench? 570 00:25:37,195 --> 00:25:40,198 All I'm saying is that you seem to need... 571 00:25:41,132 --> 00:25:42,834 projects rather than people. 572 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,904 ? Contemplative music ? 573 00:25:46,204 --> 00:25:48,773 That's a terrible thing to say. 574 00:25:54,078 --> 00:25:56,130 You should be with someone... 575 00:25:56,214 --> 00:25:57,949 wonderful. 576 00:25:58,249 --> 00:26:01,119 But such people are available fully assembled. 577 00:26:01,986 --> 00:26:04,004 You needn't keep acquiring them 578 00:26:04,088 --> 00:26:05,790 in kit form. 579 00:26:15,466 --> 00:26:17,035 I'm not needy. 580 00:26:17,936 --> 00:26:19,771 You're needy. 581 00:26:21,506 --> 00:26:23,074 [ Chuckles quietly ] 582 00:26:27,078 --> 00:26:28,863 ? Music fades out ? 583 00:26:28,947 --> 00:26:30,397 MEGAN: I can't believe it. 584 00:26:30,481 --> 00:26:31,983 LUKE: What? 585 00:26:32,951 --> 00:26:34,852 That I believe it. 586 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,404 More things than heaven and earth, Horatio. 587 00:26:37,488 --> 00:26:38,873 ? Gentle music ? 588 00:26:38,957 --> 00:26:40,925 I'm a science girl, Luke. 589 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:45,029 This haunted house demon stuff is really a leap for me. 590 00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,200 The Travis thing, that really bothers you. 591 00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:54,038 So, what really happened? 592 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,208 I got sloppy. 593 00:26:58,943 --> 00:27:00,311 Complacent. 594 00:27:00,945 --> 00:27:02,247 Naive. 595 00:27:03,448 --> 00:27:07,318 I was so eager to believe that everything would be all right 596 00:27:08,052 --> 00:27:10,822 that I ignored that voice in my ear. 597 00:27:10,989 --> 00:27:12,490 It's just, I'm... 598 00:27:14,492 --> 00:27:16,027 You already know this... 599 00:27:17,195 --> 00:27:20,064 I have this kind of connection to these things all my life. 600 00:27:20,865 --> 00:27:23,902 I don't just see them, I can feel them. 601 00:27:24,235 --> 00:27:26,237 And I can talk to them. 602 00:27:26,804 --> 00:27:30,208 And I can hear them talk to me, if I listen. 603 00:27:31,843 --> 00:27:33,211 Sometimes people around me, 604 00:27:34,812 --> 00:27:36,180 they can see them. 605 00:27:36,814 --> 00:27:38,216 They can talk to them 606 00:27:38,983 --> 00:27:40,718 just because I'm there. 607 00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:43,922 So, then, what happened at the Travis house? 608 00:27:46,824 --> 00:27:48,760 I didn't listen close enough. 609 00:27:49,093 --> 00:27:50,795 SUSAN: What a waste. 610 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:52,964 Excuse me? 611 00:27:54,065 --> 00:27:55,767 God, look at you. 612 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,835 You're so smart. 613 00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,189 Fairly well-adjusted, all things considered. 614 00:28:01,205 --> 00:28:02,907 Objectively attractive. 615 00:28:03,942 --> 00:28:07,779 But you are just like these houses we're trying to sell. 616 00:28:07,946 --> 00:28:09,480 Damaged. 617 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,564 Horribly damaged. 618 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:13,317 Susan! 619 00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:15,135 Oh, come on! 620 00:28:15,219 --> 00:28:17,938 You go from that Brock guy to Luke here? 621 00:28:18,022 --> 00:28:20,825 You are the luckiest woman on the planet. 622 00:28:22,093 --> 00:28:24,062 You should be buying lotto tickets. 623 00:28:27,198 --> 00:28:28,883 What? 624 00:28:28,967 --> 00:28:30,784 You guys okay? 625 00:28:30,868 --> 00:28:33,938 Well, Roadies seldom occupy the same individual twice. 626 00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:38,090 August, Zooey, is the Roadie inside either of you? 627 00:28:38,810 --> 00:28:41,045 - What? - Just answer the question. 628 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,731 BOTH: No. 629 00:28:44,816 --> 00:28:46,433 - How about you? - No. 630 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,923 - Megan? - Of course not. 631 00:28:50,822 --> 00:28:52,190 Susan? 632 00:28:52,809 --> 00:28:54,483 Come on, it's not going to just tell you. 633 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,452 It's this old Nordic legend I found... 634 00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,388 a demon called a Tregastar. 635 00:28:58,472 --> 00:29:00,590 When this thing takes you over, 636 00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:02,376 you say 637 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,459 what you feel 638 00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:06,213 and you cannot lie. 639 00:29:07,214 --> 00:29:09,249 Were you always this dorky? 640 00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:11,334 Or was that something that happened 641 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:12,635 when you and God broke up? 642 00:29:12,719 --> 00:29:15,338 Susan, is it inside you?! 643 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,340 [ Demonic growl ] 644 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,142 PHIL: Ah! Oh! 645 00:29:19,226 --> 00:29:20,527 ? Edgy music ? 646 00:29:21,294 --> 00:29:23,613 The house! You live in the house! 647 00:29:23,697 --> 00:29:25,214 Screw this. 648 00:29:25,298 --> 00:29:26,482 The wonderful house. 649 00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:28,251 Ah! 650 00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:29,636 [ Growling ] 651 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,471 Get off! 652 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,191 Get her off of me! 653 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:36,576 [ Growling ] 654 00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:43,499 [ Growling stops ] [ Susan thuds to floor ] 655 00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:45,385 [ Device powers up ] 656 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:47,870 [ Device powers down ] 657 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:49,872 ? Exciting music ends ? 658 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:51,541 SUSAN: Oh, my god! 659 00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:54,661 Where is it, Augie? Did we get it? 660 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,879 It rests in pieces. 661 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,481 [ Panting ] 662 00:29:58,565 --> 00:30:00,300 ? Gentle music ? 663 00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:05,238 Put it up on the scope and make sure. 664 00:30:08,442 --> 00:30:09,826 [ Beep] 665 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:12,546 We got five green. We're all good. 666 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:14,631 Nice work. 667 00:30:14,715 --> 00:30:16,199 Ow! 668 00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:18,601 Yeah, there's gonna be some residual stiffness. 669 00:30:18,685 --> 00:30:21,270 After having that thing bounce around inside you a while. 670 00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:25,174 No... kidding. This must be what it feels like to be 30. 671 00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:26,442 [ Silence ] 672 00:30:26,526 --> 00:30:28,261 Ohh. 673 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:33,349 I seriously need to sleep for, like, two days. 674 00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:34,450 Okay, I gotta get outta here. 675 00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:38,238 Zooey, call down and have them unlock the elevator. 676 00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:41,575 Oh, yeah. Um... 677 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,577 One thing. 678 00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:47,714 So, just before we all group hug and go home, 679 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:50,317 can we just acknowledge that 680 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:52,268 some of us... 681 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:53,369 ? Emotional music ? 682 00:30:53,453 --> 00:30:56,690 said some really hurtful shit tonight and meant it? 683 00:31:02,229 --> 00:31:05,265 We've been in each other's faces all night and you... 684 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:07,434 probably had enough of me. 685 00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:12,588 Last thing you all need to do is 686 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:14,674 go to some stupid banquet tomorrow. 687 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:18,545 It's tonight. 688 00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:27,654 Sorry. 689 00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:51,160 ? Thumping party music ? 690 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:52,612 [ Indistinct conversations ] 691 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:04,874 RITA WEISS: Is that her mother? 692 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,927 It's got to be her mother. 693 00:32:09,563 --> 00:32:12,348 None of the others had the guts to show their faces. 694 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:13,449 BOB LIVINGSTON: I think that's best. 695 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:14,484 But, Bob, seriously, 696 00:32:14,568 --> 00:32:17,120 who brings their mother to one of these things? 697 00:32:17,204 --> 00:32:19,422 Leo DiCaprio brought his mom to the Oscars. 698 00:32:19,506 --> 00:32:22,558 Leonardo DiCaprio was king of the world. 699 00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:26,529 Susan Ireland is, basically, Daphne in Scooby Doo. 700 00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:28,264 Well, they did give our industry 701 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:30,266 a huge slap in the face. 702 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:32,869 Can we just... not hand out the award? 703 00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:34,570 STACEY: Not an option. 704 00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:36,339 Well, perhaps I can talk to her. 705 00:32:36,423 --> 00:32:38,541 We used to be, uh... 706 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,276 - Colleagues. - Mmm. 707 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,178 STACEY: And what are you going to say? 708 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:45,281 I'll ask her to keep it brief and tasteful. 709 00:32:45,365 --> 00:32:46,816 She'll listen to me. 710 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:49,385 I'm a bit of a mentor. 711 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,171 Mm. 712 00:32:51,605 --> 00:32:53,273 BOTH: Mentor. 713 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:59,379 Oh, go easy, honey. Remember, you're speaking soon. 714 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:02,532 I'm targeting that fine line that separates relaxed and witty 715 00:33:02,616 --> 00:33:04,400 from actually opening with a dick joke. 716 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:06,486 I hope you hit it. 717 00:33:07,254 --> 00:33:08,404 Susan, 718 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:10,190 you look radiant. 719 00:33:10,424 --> 00:33:11,925 A vision. 720 00:33:12,426 --> 00:33:13,543 How are you, Bob? 721 00:33:13,627 --> 00:33:15,345 Fantastic! 722 00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:17,731 And this must be your sister? 723 00:33:19,232 --> 00:33:20,600 My mom, Constance. 724 00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:23,370 Mom, Bob Livingston. 725 00:33:24,204 --> 00:33:25,822 He's the guy who stepped out of the left-hand tub 726 00:33:25,906 --> 00:33:27,507 in that boner pill commercial. 727 00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:30,377 So much for that fine line. 728 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:33,180 What a magical evening. 729 00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:36,450 Susan, could I borrow you for half a shake? 730 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,804 Yep. 731 00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:43,390 Great. 732 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:46,927 A pleasure to meet you, Constance. 733 00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:50,197 Die in a fire, Bob. 734 00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:57,787 BOB: How you doin'? 735 00:33:57,871 --> 00:33:59,222 ? Gentle music ? 736 00:33:59,306 --> 00:34:00,857 You know, we were all very surprised 737 00:34:00,941 --> 00:34:03,293 when you took the job with Roman. 738 00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:04,911 It's so... 739 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:06,796 Off-brand. 740 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,831 Running around with that bunch of misfits. 741 00:34:08,915 --> 00:34:10,333 You're too good for this. 742 00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:11,801 You fired me, Bob. 743 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:13,036 I obviously wasn't too good for that. 744 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,272 Yeah, well that was because of my wife and she insisted. 745 00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:18,541 Oh, yeah, how is Twyla? I saw her in here earlier, 746 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,928 checking that big fur coat made from Dalmatian puppies. 747 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:26,149 I was hoping we could keep this civil. 748 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,484 Look, I'm just here as a friend to ask you to keep your comments 749 00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:30,453 brief and tasteful. 750 00:34:30,537 --> 00:34:33,856 And not to reference your current employer or his, 751 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:35,858 you know, band of weirdos. 752 00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:37,527 It's my agency. 753 00:34:37,611 --> 00:34:39,195 And those are my friends. 754 00:34:39,279 --> 00:34:40,596 Oh. 755 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,382 Yeah? 756 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:44,267 Why aren't they here? 757 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:45,719 To support you. 758 00:34:47,621 --> 00:34:50,237 I'm here, as a friend, 759 00:34:50,424 --> 00:34:52,342 asking you to please, 760 00:34:52,426 --> 00:34:54,477 please don't embarrass yourself. 761 00:34:54,561 --> 00:34:56,363 And the rest of us. 762 00:34:57,898 --> 00:34:59,399 And Susan... 763 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,235 Congrats! 764 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:11,645 ? Dance music ? 765 00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:23,439 Are you okay? 766 00:35:23,523 --> 00:35:25,174 STACEY: Good evening! 767 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:28,177 Everyone, please return to your seats. 768 00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:29,896 [ Light conversations ] 769 00:35:31,932 --> 00:35:33,416 Good evening 770 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:37,787 and welcome to the awards portion of our program. 771 00:35:37,871 --> 00:35:39,373 [ Applause ] 772 00:35:41,341 --> 00:35:43,426 Ladies and gentlemen, 773 00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:45,292 please join me in... 774 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,045 [ Door opens loudly ] 775 00:35:49,316 --> 00:35:50,650 ? Funky music ? 776 00:35:55,922 --> 00:35:57,457 God. 777 00:36:10,604 --> 00:36:12,305 Sorry we're late. 778 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,511 You were right about the personal maintenance. 779 00:36:18,879 --> 00:36:20,480 Yeah. 780 00:36:21,548 --> 00:36:24,722 As I was saying, please join me... 781 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:25,598 - Hey. - Hey. 782 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:29,169 ...in welcoming the new eight-time laureate 783 00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:31,705 of the Platinum Ring of Esteem 784 00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:35,643 and the recipient of our special award 785 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:39,513 for lifetime achievement in the real estate arts 786 00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:41,682 and sciences... 787 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,550 Susan Ireland! 788 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:44,885 ? Uplifting music ? 789 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,771 [ Whoops and cheers ] 790 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,222 [ Applause and cheers continue ] 791 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:10,911 Have none of these people seen the movie "Carrie"? 792 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,564 [ Music and applause fade out ] 793 00:37:18,202 --> 00:37:19,887 Thank you. 794 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:23,123 There are many people I want to acknowledge. 795 00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:26,493 My mom, who is here. 796 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,629 My dad, who isn't, 797 00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:30,948 although I kinda feel like he is. 798 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,952 I hope he'd have made time for it. 799 00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:39,106 My current colleagues: 800 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:42,576 Luke, Phil, August and Zooey, 801 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:44,712 who gave me a work-home. 802 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:46,447 My former colleagues, 803 00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:48,582 who made me realize I deserved one. 804 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:49,934 [ Snorts ] 805 00:37:50,568 --> 00:37:52,804 Hope they're wearing their asbestos underwear. 806 00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:56,156 But I want to thank all of you, too, 807 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,892 for believing in... 808 00:37:58,976 --> 00:38:00,678 something. 809 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:02,547 Anything. 810 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,633 Some of you believe in me, and for that I am 811 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:07,635 more grateful than you could know. 812 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,503 ? Emotional music ? 813 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:11,823 Some of you believe in other things. 814 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,692 Odd things, 815 00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:16,761 amazing things, beyond imagination. 816 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,698 You've opened my mind 817 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,668 and that's never a bad thing. 818 00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:27,554 But, most of all, I want to thank you ... 819 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,208 all of you, everyone in this room, 820 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,477 for believing in this business. 821 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,946 Our business. 822 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:37,765 The good we do, 823 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:41,686 helping people move on and find their way home. 824 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,839 Thank you. 825 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:47,692 [ Cheers and applause ] 826 00:38:58,569 --> 00:38:59,937 [ Whoosh ] 827 00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:02,889 - Oh! - Ah! 828 00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:04,709 [ Crowd reaction] 829 00:39:16,474 --> 00:39:19,060 ANTHONY: The adoption police loved us. They weren't mean at all. 830 00:39:19,432 --> 00:39:21,061 They just wanted to check us out. 831 00:39:21,146 --> 00:39:24,614 You know, get our views on education and nutrition. 832 00:39:24,706 --> 00:39:26,074 Running with scissors. 833 00:39:26,585 --> 00:39:27,769 So, what's next? 834 00:39:27,853 --> 00:39:30,059 Well, there's still a lot of flaming hoops to jump through, 835 00:39:30,144 --> 00:39:32,079 but so far so good. 836 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:34,972 What's wrong? 837 00:39:36,028 --> 00:39:38,079 There's just something about last night. 838 00:39:38,163 --> 00:39:40,165 Can't put my finger on it. 839 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,002 Hm. 840 00:39:45,304 --> 00:39:47,172 You were great. 841 00:39:54,213 --> 00:39:56,215 Hey. Thank you for coming. 842 00:39:57,883 --> 00:39:59,885 That was a fine speech. 843 00:40:00,185 --> 00:40:03,205 What you said about belief, believing... 844 00:40:03,289 --> 00:40:04,272 Very true. 845 00:40:04,356 --> 00:40:06,058 Mm-hm. 846 00:40:06,292 --> 00:40:08,777 But the truth isn't always welcome, is it? 847 00:40:08,861 --> 00:40:10,178 ? Thumping music from Zooey's car ? 848 00:40:10,262 --> 00:40:12,264 It often comes with a cost. 849 00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:15,817 Get in, Mister Needy. 850 00:40:15,901 --> 00:40:18,286 I think I shall be paying for it for a while. 851 00:40:18,370 --> 00:40:20,072 Hm. 852 00:40:27,813 --> 00:40:29,215 Hey, Susan! 853 00:40:30,115 --> 00:40:31,833 You were pretty badass tonight. 854 00:40:31,917 --> 00:40:33,319 [ Chuckles ] 855 00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:42,778 ? Gentle music ? 856 00:40:42,862 --> 00:40:44,679 You really didn't have to come. 857 00:40:44,763 --> 00:40:46,332 Yeah, we really did. 858 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,085 What are we gonna do? 859 00:40:50,169 --> 00:40:52,204 That news story's gonna kill us. 860 00:40:54,773 --> 00:40:56,208 We'll figure it out. 861 00:40:58,377 --> 00:41:00,262 I just... 862 00:41:00,354 --> 00:41:03,156 I always try so hard to be positive. 863 00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:06,819 To make people feel good and like me. 864 00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:10,923 But I don't always say everything I'm thinking. 865 00:41:11,757 --> 00:41:13,225 I mean, who does? 866 00:41:13,859 --> 00:41:15,194 But, Susan, 867 00:41:16,295 --> 00:41:17,997 on your worst day, 868 00:41:18,898 --> 00:41:20,148 I like you a lot. 869 00:41:20,232 --> 00:41:21,934 [ Laughs ] 870 00:41:25,170 --> 00:41:26,939 Still think she's lucky. 871 00:41:27,172 --> 00:41:28,908 [ Quiet chuckles ] 872 00:41:33,913 --> 00:41:35,247 Thank you. 873 00:41:38,183 --> 00:41:40,302 Hey! So, where to now? 874 00:41:40,386 --> 00:41:42,087 Wanna grab a bite? 875 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:46,025 I want to go home. 876 00:41:46,325 --> 00:41:49,044 You want to go to my place? 877 00:41:49,128 --> 00:41:50,946 Mine. 878 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,398 My place. 879 00:41:53,866 --> 00:41:55,201 I don't... 880 00:41:55,901 --> 00:41:58,019 Why do you want to go there? I mean, we agreed... 881 00:41:58,103 --> 00:41:59,955 I didn't... 882 00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:01,974 [ Uber car arrived chime ] 883 00:42:02,775 --> 00:42:04,210 Did you call an Uber? 884 00:42:06,979 --> 00:42:08,697 Megan? 885 00:42:08,781 --> 00:42:10,115 ? Mysterious music ? 886 00:42:12,384 --> 00:42:14,086 Megan, what's going on? 887 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,194 How are we tonight? 888 00:42:23,929 --> 00:42:25,297 We are wonderful. 889 00:42:31,303 --> 00:42:33,188 [ Animalistic growl ] 890 00:42:33,272 --> 00:42:34,974 [ Squelching ] 891 00:42:35,808 --> 00:42:37,810 (Demonic voice) Now take us home. 892 00:42:40,346 --> 00:42:42,147 [ Car engine revving ] 893 00:42:43,782 --> 00:42:45,951 Closing credit theme ... 894 00:42:46,305 --> 00:43:46,912 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/8rujw Help other users to choose the best subtitles 895 00:43:46,962 --> 00:43:51,512 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61304

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