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Shaxs has the gym in 20,
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but we should have time
for a quick round.
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Ooh, you guys gonna go 'anbo?
Can I get in on that?
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Sure! More the merrier.
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Three months of midnight
practice
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is finally gonna pay off.
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Can't wait to see the
look on her face.
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Glad you're still into this.
I was worried
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maybe I came down
too hard on you last time.
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Hopefully we picked up
a few of your moves.
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Nothing like some friendly
Anbo-jyutsu to work up a sweat.
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Ha. We've been training on
the holodeck at night.
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You might want to take off
the kid gloves.
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Oh. Ah...
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- Are you okay? I didn't mean...
- I'm great.
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I can finally
get in a real workout.
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Uh...
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Oh, God.
No, no, no, no!
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Ah! Ah!
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Put the kid gloves on!
Put the kid gloves on!
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Shaxs! Help!
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Don't worry about me, I'm early.
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You've still got ten minutes.
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Well, if raktajino makes you
all jumpy,
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then just switch to
human coffee.
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Eh, I tried,
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but it's too weak...
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Shh! Did you hear something?
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Ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah...
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Ah!
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Captain's log,
stardate 58036.4:
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TheCerritos is en route
to Frylon IV
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to investigate the reported
sighting of a mugato,
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a dangerous creature not
indigenous to this planet.
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"Poisonous, carnivorous,
strength of ten men."
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Huh, sounds like my ex.
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I can't believe we pulled
another animal control op,
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as if there weren't more
important jobs for us to do.
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The bio-electrical signatures
on Frylon has made it difficult
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to pinpoint life signs,
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but with boots on the ground,
we'll find her.
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Let's see, hmm, hmm, hmm...
What about...
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a ten percent gratuity
on a biannual basis?
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Hmm, worth considering...
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- What up?!
- Ah!
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Wow, flinch much?
Hey, work later.
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Let's hit the phaser range.
I need moving targets.
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This isn't work,
we're playing Diplomath.
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And, we're at a crucial point
in the negotiation.
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- We're both about to lose!
- Why is that good?
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If both sides are equally
unsatisfied
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with the negotiation,
you can close the deal!
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Ready for final offers?
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- Eh, I don't like it.
- I guess I can live with that.
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- That's a compromise!
- Oh, boy.
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I'd say you guys should take up
a less-embarrassing hobby,
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but it might be too late.
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Honus!
Can we get two more?
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Yeah, maybe with some
pain reliever mixed in?
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Ah, yeah. Not surprised
you fellas need a drink
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after talkin' with that
powder keg friend of yours.
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Huh? You talking about Mariner?
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If'n that's her real name.
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Haven't you boys ever wondered
how she's able to
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kick so much ass and get away
with whatever she wants?
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Uh, 'cause her mom's the captain
and she practices kicking a lot?
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Usually on us.
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Workin' the bar, I hear a lot
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of inside information.
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Your friend is a specially
trained secret agent
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for Starfleet black ops.
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- Ha-ha-ha. Shut up, Honus!
- Yeah, right, okay, man.
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I'm telling you, they made her
into a killing machine.
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The perfect weapon.
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We spend all of our time
with Mariner.
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Pretty sure we'd know
if she was "the perfect weapon."
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Most of the time she's napping.
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Of course she does.
Captain's daughter,
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friends with the
softest guys on the ship;
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It's the perfect cover.
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Haven't you ever noticed
that she seems to know
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every fightin' style?
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She is a master of
Anbo-jyutsu...
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Look, we may be soft,
but we're not gullible.
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Just watch out. When her back's
against the wall,
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that's when
the training kicks in.
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She's programmed to protect
herself at all costs.
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All costs.
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Okay, buddy, you heard wrong.
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I bet they didn't believe the
rumors on the Atlantiseither,
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until it was too late,
and they were all...
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Honus, could you get
back to work?!
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Billups is still waiting
on his peach daiquiri.
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Ah, keep your pips on, Billups.
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- That guy's so full of it.
- Yeah, right?
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As if Starfleet would ever hide
a black ops agent
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- on one of their own ships.
- Yeah.
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I mean, Starfleet Intelligence
does it.
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And Tuvok did it when
he infiltrated the Maquis.
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And there were a ton during
the Dominion War.
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But on the Cerritos?
Yeah, right.
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Yeah, right...
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Oh! Looks like we have
a spike in the subcortical.
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Let's move, people!
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I need 30cc's of
desalinated paviatic fluid.
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- On it.
- Uh, technically,
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that's my patient.
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Clear the area!
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That's fine. I...
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Ensign Tendi, my office.
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I'm sorry, Doctor, I know you
said I need to be
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- more assertive, I just...
- Okay, okay, whatever.
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This is a list of crew who've
avoided their annual physicals.
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But why? The biometric scan
is non-invasive.
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Some freaks hate being
reduced to a set of readings.
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I need you to hunt them down
and scan their asses.
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You got what it takes?
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Yes! Thank you for this
opportunity.
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I won't let you down.
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So I was reading up
on the mugatos.
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Did you know they have
alternative pronunciations?
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Mogatu, mugutu, and gumato.
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Isn't that neat
and inconsistent?
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- Mm.
- Dude, I'm talking
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alien pronunciations here.
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That's, like,
your favorite thing.
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- What's up?
- Check this out.
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Mariner's record.
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Don't tell me you actually
believe that bartender.
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Mariner has served
on a lot of ships.
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Because she's always
getting demoted.
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Yeah. That's what shesays.
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Look. When she served
on the Atlantis,
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half the crew
mysteriously vanished.
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I'm sure it was just
a reassignment.
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A hundred reassignments?
Plus,
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there's nothing
in the logs about it.
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Just one day, poof, all gone.
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That is weird. You don't think
she had anything to do with it?
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Who to do with what?
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Whoa! You guys see that?
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What's got you so jumpy?
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Just excited to see a mugato.
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Oh, you would be. Just stay out
of my way down there. Or else.
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Aah! Or else what?
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I don't know, we'll get poisoned
by a mugato.
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You guys are so weird sometimes.
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Shaxs, our sensors indicate
a storm moving in.
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You've got less than 22 minutes
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before we lose comms.
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Copy that, Captain.
You all got the briefing.
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No weapons.
These mugutus are endangered,
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and their genitals
are sensitive to phaser fire.
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All right, fan out.
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This is where we detected
a gumato life sign.
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Ah, what have we here?
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- Mugato dung.
- Ew!
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Fresh. Tangy.
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She doesn't seem dangerous.
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I think we're being
silly billies.
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Even if Mariner was black ops,
which she is not,
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that bartender said
she'd only flip out
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if her back was against
the wall.
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This is just one random
mugato, we're fine.
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Yo, it's pretty clear we're
going in the right direction.
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You don't have to...
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Ferengi.
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Clear them out, fools.
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I need to show off
the fresh merchandise.
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I'll take a dozen horns.
Are they horns or tusks?
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They're whatever
you want them to be,
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as long as your latinum's
gold-pressed.
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They're harvesting
these animals.
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Boimler to Cerritos.
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Look, they've got a signal
dampener.
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It's jamming this whole area.
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Looks like we're on our own.
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Just how I like it,
backs against the wall.
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I think we should retreat and...
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Let's move.
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Starfleet!
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Ferengi poachers,
you are violating
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the conservation laws
of Federation space.
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Oh, this is Federation space?
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I didn't know that.
Did you know that?
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Oh, thank the maker you're here.
I was being attacked by these...
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You were purchasing
illegal horns.
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Stand down and prepare
to be searched.
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Hey, no need for all this.
We're licensed businessmen.
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Oh, really?
You have a permit?
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Yes, a permit to whip you!
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- Mugato stampede!
- Take cover!
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- What do we do?!
- I don't know! Where's Shaxs?!
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No! Aah...
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It's real.
She's going to kill us!
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But there's mugatos out there!
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Yeah, but she's in here!
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Captain,
we have an unknown ship
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leaving the planet's orbit.
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- One occupant.
- Hail them.
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Leave me alone.
I don't have any horns.
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What? I just want to know if
you encountered our away team.
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Not interested.
Don't hail me again.
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Wha... Put a tractor beam
on that ship.
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I think we need to have
a little chat.
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Captain, his ship...
the hull's integrity's failing.
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What the...
Emergency transport, now!
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What in the name of...
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My ship!
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I said the tractor beam!
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It was, Captain!
At the lowest tractor factor.
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My whole life was on that ship.
What have you done?
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We need to get out of range of
their signal dampeners,
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put some distance between us and
Mariner, and contact the ship.
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Was she eating Shaxs?
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That's freakin' crazy, man,
that's just...
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Go!
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Easy, mates.
You're safe with me.
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Great. Uh, who are you?
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I'm Patingi.
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The renowned biologist?
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I have five books on mugatos.
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For real? Can you
help us get out of here?
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Of course, mates.
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I've been studying these
beautiful mooga-toes for years.
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I'll walk you right to safety.
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- Oh, you're the best, Patingi!
- I know.
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Come on. Stay low. Follow me.
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- Man, Patingi rules.
- Right?
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H-Hi, Lieutenant!
Sorry to bother you,
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but it says here that you
haven't come in
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- for your annual physical?
- Uh, I'm pretty busy.
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I'll get to it when I get to it.
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Well, actually,
time is of the essence, and...
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I said I'm busy.
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Patingi, are we gonna be
in your next book?
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Hmm? Oh, no,
I don't write, mate.
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I've readfive books on moo-goes.
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- Wait. What?
- Yeah, I figured I knew enough
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to walk amongst them.
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See? I'm like one of their own.
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Aah! Patingi!
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I'm really committed to fitness.
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I spot Ransom, like,
all the time.
247
00:12:31,758 --> 00:12:32,846
We're really good pals.
248
00:12:32,889 --> 00:12:34,673
Lemme get another...
249
00:12:34,716 --> 00:12:36,980
Thank you for the DNA scan,
Lieutenant.
250
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,113
Ooh, it says here you
should be drinking more milk
251
00:12:39,157 --> 00:12:41,201
because your bones are so weak.
252
00:12:41,245 --> 00:12:43,596
Hey, don't listen to her,
I'm as strong as...
253
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,903
Oh, God, my hip!
254
00:12:45,946 --> 00:12:49,297
Stevens to T'Ana.
Emergency transport.
255
00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:57,610
If we ever get off this planet,
256
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,121
we'll have to
turn in Mariner, won't we?
257
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,134
Yeah. Feels bad,
reporting anyone in Starfleet,
258
00:13:01,178 --> 00:13:02,658
much less a friend.
259
00:13:02,701 --> 00:13:04,213
Was she our friend?
Or were we just cover for...
260
00:13:04,225 --> 00:13:05,836
Shh!
261
00:13:08,707 --> 00:13:11,580
Quick. In there.
262
00:13:16,846 --> 00:13:19,197
Aah!
263
00:13:21,024 --> 00:13:22,243
What are they doing?
264
00:13:22,287 --> 00:13:24,942
Oh, God, they're mating.
265
00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:32,644
Ah...
266
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,255
- We're gonna drown.
- Come on, come on.
267
00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:39,565
Crap! Another one!
268
00:13:43,264 --> 00:13:45,222
Oh, this could get
violent if he tries
269
00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:46,701
to assert dominance.
270
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,405
Is he asserting?
271
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:57,365
No. I-I think he likes to watch.
272
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,413
All right, who's next?
273
00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:24,174
Huh.
274
00:14:24,217 --> 00:14:27,177
Who are you?
275
00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:29,658
Okay, they wore themselves out.
276
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:32,009
Ew, gross.
Even the watcher.
277
00:14:32,052 --> 00:14:34,359
Do you think the captain knows
Mariner's undercover?
278
00:14:34,402 --> 00:14:35,707
Probably her idea.
279
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,175
Oh, man, so the
mom-and-daughter thing
280
00:14:37,187 --> 00:14:38,318
was all an act.
281
00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:39,407
We were so stupid
282
00:14:39,451 --> 00:14:40,625
- not to see it.
- Wait.
283
00:14:41,365 --> 00:14:44,499
Watch it. Mugato trap.
284
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,633
- Hi!
- Aah! Run!
285
00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:48,981
What the hell are
you two doing?!
286
00:14:51,028 --> 00:14:52,551
Guys, quick!
The Ferengi are coming.
287
00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:53,931
You've gotta get me out
of here so...
288
00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,553
So you can eat us,
just like Shaxs?!
289
00:14:55,596 --> 00:14:57,511
- What?!
- We saw it, Mariner.
290
00:14:57,556 --> 00:14:58,588
Back there at the compound.
291
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,732
Shaxs was stung by a mugato!
292
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,200
Yeah, and you stabbed him
and licked his blood.
293
00:15:02,212 --> 00:15:03,996
They really messed you up good
in that lab.
294
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:07,173
I had to suck the venom out!
What lab?
295
00:15:07,217 --> 00:15:08,567
We know what you really are.
296
00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:10,035
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
did you find out
297
00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:11,570
that I'm a black ops
secret agent?
298
00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:14,006
- You aren't even hiding it?!
- Section 31!
299
00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,616
I am not a spy, guys.
300
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,096
Then how did you know?
301
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,533
Because I started that rumor.
302
00:15:18,576 --> 00:15:20,317
Yeah, right,
more black ops lies.
303
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,321
No, really, that was me.
Look, I like having a mystique.
304
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:24,669
Even if we did believe you,
305
00:15:24,712 --> 00:15:26,019
how do you explain the Atlantis?
306
00:15:26,062 --> 00:15:27,181
Half the crew
disappeared with no explanation.
307
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,456
Did you eat them?
308
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,717
The Atlantis?
309
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,764
No, everyone
got Kerplickian lice.
310
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,362
Of course Starfleet Command
didn't put it
311
00:15:33,374 --> 00:15:34,722
in the official records.
312
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,508
Do you know
how embarrassing it is
313
00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,770
to lose a starship to lice?
314
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,293
Why are you so good
at martial arts?
315
00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:42,066
Because it's a sport I can
practice on my own,
316
00:15:42,078 --> 00:15:44,124
because on every ship,
I never have friends who...
317
00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:46,865
Wait, you-you looked up
my records?
318
00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:50,086
You guys, you thought I was
an undercover killer?
319
00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:52,044
Ow! What the hell?!
320
00:15:52,088 --> 00:15:53,948
- Oh, I thought you just...
- Because before you did, and
321
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,428
- it was like you were a ninja.
- ...might catch the tricorder...
322
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,745
Yeah, but... That's all it took
is a lucky catch?
323
00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:59,213
You shouldn't have started
that rumor.
324
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,793
I mean,
"Kill anything in her way"?
325
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,174
Why would you want people
to think that?
326
00:16:02,186 --> 00:16:04,230
Because it keeps jerks
away from me.
327
00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:06,220
But I can't believe you guys
would ever believe that.
328
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,755
You're my best friends.
329
00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,236
I-I think we believed because
that part made sense.
330
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,413
That a badass like you wouldn't
really be friends
331
00:16:12,456 --> 00:16:13,761
with guys like us.
332
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,287
Aw, guys, I... Oh, crap.
333
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,418
- It's too late. Hide.
- We're not leaving you!
334
00:16:18,462 --> 00:16:21,379
The Ferengi got everyone else.
It's up to you guys!
335
00:16:21,422 --> 00:16:22,770
But what do we do?
336
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,412
You have to be the black ops
super spies.
337
00:16:24,424 --> 00:16:26,253
Kick their asses!
338
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:34,130
Ah, what a catch. Take her!
339
00:16:49,014 --> 00:16:50,798
Any luck with those physicals?
340
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,975
I'm almost done,
just one holdout left.
341
00:16:53,019 --> 00:16:54,889
Really?
I'm impressed, Ensign.
342
00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:56,804
This last one, it's weird.
343
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,241
It's not even a name,
344
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,113
- it's just a serial number.
- Ah.
345
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:02,245
Well, probably just an error
in the system.
346
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:05,423
It's almost as if someone erased
their information.
347
00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:07,499
Yeah, I mean, there's always one
that slips through the cracks.
348
00:17:07,511 --> 00:17:09,252
We've wasted enough time
on this. Come on.
349
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:12,125
Ugh, I just really wanted
to finish this job for you.
350
00:17:12,169 --> 00:17:14,171
Enough! Go back to
your station, Ensign.
351
00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:18,958
That number.
352
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,786
You're the last holdout?
353
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:25,442
Congratulations. You got me.
354
00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:28,228
I-I just don't understand.
Why not just get your exam?
355
00:17:28,271 --> 00:17:31,144
You want me to see a doctor?
I am the doctor!
356
00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,840
When I picked you for this job,
357
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,973
I was counting on you
to give up.
358
00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:36,714
Maybe the old Tendi
was a pushover,
359
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:39,934
but a lot's changed
since slightly earlier today.
360
00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:43,982
All right, let's just
get this over with.
361
00:17:44,026 --> 00:17:47,595
Get back here!
362
00:17:47,638 --> 00:17:50,945
Bad Dr. T'Ana. Bad!
363
00:18:02,261 --> 00:18:04,307
Mr. Hyde, while we can't
replace your ship,
364
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,659
I can offer you one of our
shuttlecrafts.
365
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:09,226
I think that's more than fair.
366
00:18:09,269 --> 00:18:10,401
Hmm...
367
00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:12,490
Uh, Captain, don't you think
Starfleet
368
00:18:12,532 --> 00:18:13,446
would frown on that?
369
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,188
We're helping a traveler
in need.
370
00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:18,017
We'll just tell them we lost
the shuttle in a black hole.
371
00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:19,236
Wouldn't be the first.
372
00:18:19,278 --> 00:18:21,325
Oh, I had so many personal items
373
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,847
aboard the Ladyjanetoo,
374
00:18:22,891 --> 00:18:24,327
that could never be replaced.
375
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,067
We're talking rare antiques.
376
00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:28,809
- Like what?
- Oh, an old model sailing ship,
377
00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:33,292
a nautilus shell, bronze
pineapple, little Gorn doll.
378
00:18:33,336 --> 00:18:35,599
These hold special meaning
to me.
379
00:18:35,643 --> 00:18:38,558
Well, I guess we have
similar taste.
380
00:18:50,615 --> 00:18:52,790
I wish Mariner was
a super soldier.
381
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,662
Or if only we had
special powers.
382
00:18:54,705 --> 00:18:58,362
Wait, we do. I mean,
maybe not here, but here.
383
00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,753
- Our skin!
- Our brains.
384
00:18:59,798 --> 00:19:00,960
- Brains, right.
- It's our brains.
385
00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:02,539
Brains are inside of our skins.
386
00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:14,247
I treat over 100
different species on this ship.
387
00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:16,249
I think I'd know if I'm healthy.
388
00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:18,337
Then just let me scan you!
389
00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:20,426
I don't need a second opinion.
390
00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:24,736
My arm!
391
00:19:24,778 --> 00:19:25,998
It's broken!
392
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,913
Oh, nice, the old
"fake an injury" thing?
393
00:19:27,955 --> 00:19:30,262
- Yeah, I'm not gonna fall for...
- Oh,!
394
00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:33,266
God, kid, I'm sorry.
This is all my...
395
00:19:34,572 --> 00:19:37,575
Got ya.
396
00:19:37,617 --> 00:19:40,838
Well played.
That was actually kinda quick.
397
00:19:40,882 --> 00:19:43,015
I don't know why I made
such a big thing of it.
398
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,365
You know you guys can just
replicate stuff, right?
399
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,453
Like the-the stuff you buy
with latinum,
400
00:19:47,498 --> 00:19:49,368
you could just replicate.
You guys are dumb.
401
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:53,547
If we're so dumb, then how did
we capture you, human?
402
00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,244
You guys are what,
some creepy throwback.
403
00:19:55,288 --> 00:19:57,550
Last Outpoststyle Ferengi?
You ever heard of Quark?
404
00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:59,161
Of course I've heard of Quark!
405
00:20:01,816 --> 00:20:03,296
Starfleet!
406
00:20:03,339 --> 00:20:06,430
Hey, Ferengi! We've got
a little somethin' for ya!
407
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,519
May we present...
408
00:20:09,563 --> 00:20:13,000
a cost/benefit analysis
for greater long-term profits.
409
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,179
What if I told you
you could earn 150% more latinum
410
00:20:17,222 --> 00:20:19,921
with live mugatos
rather than dead ones?
411
00:20:19,964 --> 00:20:23,184
Stay your whip.
What do you propose?
412
00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:24,490
Well...
413
00:20:24,535 --> 00:20:26,450
By ending the sale
or slaughter of the mugato
414
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,365
while putting an investment
in the conversion
415
00:20:28,407 --> 00:20:30,584
of this place into more
of a mugato preserve...
416
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:33,369
Your long-term revenue streams
will come to include
417
00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:37,895
ticket prices, merchandise,
concessions... the whole gumato!
418
00:20:40,681 --> 00:20:42,509
Oh, Mariner,
wh-what's happening?
419
00:20:42,552 --> 00:20:45,643
Those two beautiful, nerdy men
are negotiating us to safety
420
00:20:45,685 --> 00:20:48,515
using the power of math.
421
00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:51,778
It is a more
time-consuming effort
422
00:20:51,823 --> 00:20:53,214
than our current operation,
423
00:20:53,259 --> 00:20:56,044
but I can't argue
with the profit margin.
424
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:58,742
Though I don't love
releasing captives.
425
00:20:58,786 --> 00:21:01,528
Well, technically we really
should be apprehending you
426
00:21:01,571 --> 00:21:03,529
for attacking members
of Starfleet, so...
427
00:21:03,574 --> 00:21:06,316
If we're both unhappy,
that means we've reached...
428
00:21:06,358 --> 00:21:08,970
- A compromise!
- Compromise.
429
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,192
Mugutu venom can have
latent effects,
430
00:21:14,236 --> 00:21:15,673
so I'll need to check
on you later.
431
00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:18,240
In your quarters.
432
00:21:18,284 --> 00:21:23,244
I just got my physical.
I could heal you all night.
433
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,208
Okay, people! It's go time!
434
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:32,777
No, I've got this! Gimme 20cc's
of space, all right?!
435
00:21:32,819 --> 00:21:34,212
Now that's confidence.
436
00:21:34,256 --> 00:21:36,127
You really showed me something
today, kid.
437
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,304
- Thank you, Doctor.
- But this isn't your patient,
438
00:21:38,347 --> 00:21:39,510
so get the
out of our way.
439
00:21:39,522 --> 00:21:40,914
Yes, Doctor.
440
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,917
Leaving the Frylon system now.
441
00:21:43,961 --> 00:21:46,268
Oh, you're gonna love this.
442
00:21:46,311 --> 00:21:48,140
We made contact with a group of
443
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,534
- eco-friendly Ferengi.
- Really?
444
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:53,579
Apparently they're looking
to nurture abandoned mugato.
445
00:21:53,624 --> 00:21:56,496
Setting up a whole preserve.
Very noble.
446
00:21:56,539 --> 00:21:58,585
That's outstanding.
Oh, before you go,
447
00:21:58,628 --> 00:22:00,934
you haven't had any
recent ship accidents, have you?
448
00:22:00,979 --> 00:22:04,416
- Uh, no, nothing here.
- Okay, good.
449
00:22:04,461 --> 00:22:07,115
We've had some reports of a scam
being run in that sector.
450
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,640
Junk ship will purposefully
self-destruct
451
00:22:09,682 --> 00:22:11,031
and try to pin it on Starfleet.
452
00:22:11,076 --> 00:22:13,383
We'll be sure
to look out for that.
453
00:22:13,425 --> 00:22:16,603
Did you redecorate?
Something looks different.
454
00:22:20,477 --> 00:22:22,653
Way I see it, you can either
pay for your crimes
455
00:22:22,695 --> 00:22:24,654
in a Federation penal colony,
456
00:22:24,698 --> 00:22:28,267
or we can pretend you never
pulled this little stunt,
457
00:22:28,309 --> 00:22:30,748
and you can do some good
for a change.
458
00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:33,490
What do you mean, "good"?
459
00:22:36,317 --> 00:22:38,145
We need to get all this dung
out of here
460
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,844
so we can set up a gift shop.
461
00:22:39,886 --> 00:22:41,627
We're going to be rich.
462
00:22:41,672 --> 00:22:43,891
From now on,
463
00:22:43,934 --> 00:22:45,980
we work for the mugatos.
464
00:22:46,023 --> 00:22:48,548
This place has to be
a horned heaven!
465
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:53,248
No, you only reveal
the graph at the end.
466
00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:55,207
Well, can you inflate
the numbers?
467
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,861
Wait, are you being serious?
468
00:22:56,903 --> 00:22:58,165
I guess not.
469
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,080
Sorry we thought you were
a secret super spy
470
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,692
who was ready
to kill us, by the way.
471
00:23:01,734 --> 00:23:03,376
In retrospect, it probably
would have come up before.
472
00:23:03,388 --> 00:23:05,346
And I'm sorry I spread a rumor
473
00:23:05,391 --> 00:23:07,219
and made you feel like you
weren't my equals,
474
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,176
because today
you were the badasses.
475
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,656
I guess I kick ass one way,
476
00:23:10,701 --> 00:23:12,876
- and you guys do it another.
- Thanks, Mariner.
477
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,748
So what is happening
in this game?
478
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:15,911
Are we almost at a compromise?
479
00:23:15,923 --> 00:23:17,229
No, not even close.
480
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,045
Do you even understand
how to play this at all?
481
00:23:19,057 --> 00:23:20,753
I-I guess I don't.
482
00:23:20,798 --> 00:23:22,277
I'm gonna go grab another round.
483
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,540
How is she kicking
our asses so hard?
484
00:23:24,584 --> 00:23:26,705
I don't know, but we gotta
make sure she never finds out.
485
00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:30,023
- What can I get you, Mariner?
- Three of the same.
486
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:32,026
Hey. You see those
two guys back there?
487
00:23:32,069 --> 00:23:34,028
Those are the Mugato Twins.
488
00:23:34,072 --> 00:23:36,290
Fought off a dozen mugatos
barehanded.
489
00:23:36,335 --> 00:23:38,118
Then they ground up
their mugato horns,
490
00:23:38,163 --> 00:23:40,557
snorted 'em,
and acquired strange powers.
491
00:23:40,599 --> 00:23:43,559
Whoa. Well,
your secret's safe with me.
492
00:23:43,603 --> 00:23:45,257
Honus! Are you kidding me?
493
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,693
I needed those limes yesterday!
494
00:23:47,738 --> 00:23:50,087
For real, man, if you don't
want to work at the bar,
495
00:23:50,131 --> 00:23:52,133
don't work at the bar.
496
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,500
Chirp.
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