All language subtitles for Sea Patrol 3x09 Pearls before Swine-eng

Sir, I haven't been able
to contact them

since the original distress call
from the pearling lugger.

There's still no sign of anyone
on deck, X. Approach with caution.

XO: Roger that, Charlie 8-2.

I can see a masked man
on the deck.

XO: Sir, I have our contact of
interest visual. He is on the jet ski.

He's seen us, X.
Insert, insert, insert. Go, go, go.

Get on him, Halfy.
Jet ski.

XO: Sir, there is a second jet ski.
I repeat, there is a second jet ski.

We are in pursuit,
heading north-nor'-east.

2 DADS: Australian Navy! Stop!
Stop your jet ski!

2 Dads! You keep down, you stay alert.
Do not fire unless I give the order.

Roger that, ma'am.

BUFFER: Righto, mate,
they're heading in the mangroves.

Let's get in there.
Get up next to him.

Inside. On your inside.

Get me up there, Half.
Get me up next to him.

Come on, Halfy.

Righto, mate, that's good.
Get up there. Get up there.

Get me up there, Halfy.

Get me right up next to him, mate,
and I will smash him!

Come on. Come on.

(YELLS)
(RHIB ENGINE SPLUTTERS)

What's going on?
XO: What are you doing?

What?!
What is it?

HALFY: We're out of fuel.

What?
We're out of fuel!

Did you put fuel in the tank?
Ah...

Did you put fuel in the tank?!
Yeah, I thought I did.

You thought you did? Oh!

Sit down! Face that way!
I do not wanna look at your face!

Charlie 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.

Assistance required.
Repeat, assistance required.

SWAIN: You right?
You the master of this vessel?

Australian Navy, mate. You guys OK?
Yeah, yeah.

Come up, mate.

Just the three of you on board?
Yeah. This is it.

You all alright?
Oh, well, now, yeah.

Couple of blokes on jet skis
came behind us, directly behind us,

didn't pick 'em up on the radar.

Your mast probably blocked the signal.
Yeah, that's right.

Suddenly they're on the deck.

They grab one of our blokes,
put a gun to his head, demanding pearls.

So you gave 'em all the pearls?

What else could we do?
No. Absolutely.

How much did they get away with,
Mr Prendergast?

Well, I don't know the exact quantity.
We had a decent haul.

I thought you blokes would've
got 'em on your inflatable.

Yeah. Well, we, um...

We experienced some
mechanical problems, unfortunately.

What, with the inflatable?
Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

What went wrong?
Sorry?

Well, just curious.

I mean, it's an inflatable boat.
It's not the USS 'Missouri'.

You let us out down there today.

Those men had weapons.
What if they'd fired on us?

If they'd turned on us,
we'd have been screwed.

Through your negligence.
I'm sorry, ma'am.

Now, you think you can do
the bare bloody minimum and it's OK.

Yeah, it's certainly not OK.

I would expect you to be
working a lot harder to impress.

Do you understand?
Yes, ma'am.

What's with the smile?

You think we're joking?

No, you're just...

I don't know - you're like
a double team, like JT and Madonna.

You need to show some respect!

This is the navy, 2 Dads.
This is not a game.

Yes, Buffer.

We've got nothing to go on
by way of a description, nothing.

You think it's a one-off?
Hard to say.

Gutsy manoeuvre -
two guys take on a pearling lugger.

We'll head north. Keep me posted
on anything that moves.

NAV: Yes, sir.

2 Dads is suitably contrite?
Uh, no. No, not that I've noticed.

You know, I will be watching him
very closely.

Mmm. These apples are delicious.

Nothing here is delicious.

Someone's sour.

Get told off, did you?

You know what, 2 Dads,
I reckon it was fair enough.

You know what?
I reckon they're an item.

Who?
Buffer and the X.

They're always finishing
each other's sentences.

They're always together.

I reckon they're on.
You're crazy.

When I suggested it to Buffer...
You what?

I kind of said it, like,
just 'cause he was on my back.

You said him and the X?

I said it as a joke, right?
He hit the roof.

He took it completely
out of proportion.

And you know what?

I was standing there today
watching them. They're like that.

Hey, Bomber, seriously
great doughnuts. Thanks.

Definitely.

You alright?

Yes, ma'am.

I can see you haven't forgotten
to refuel yourself.

Radar contact bearing 3-2-5,
range 15 nautical miles. It's not moving.

Great. Let's check it out.

They're a fair way off the coast
for a pleasure craft like that.

Hmm. What, do you think
deep-sea fishermen?

MIKE: Well, that's not really
rigged out for serious fishing.

Looks more like
a couple of guys having a party.

(LAUGHTER)
Like the Village People.

I'll go and have a look.

Whoa!
Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Hi, hi. (CHUCKLES)
XO: Hello.

Hey.

I'm Lieutenant McGregor
from the Australian Navy.

Well, Jay Fennelly,
Your Honour. Huh!

And this is... this is my...
(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) This is my first mate,
Sutton Hammil.

Hello.
Hello.

Sir, a pearling lugger
has been robbed not far from here...

A pearling lugger?
Yes, that's right.

(LAUGHS)

Just... just say it again. I just like
the way you said it - 'lugger'.

A few beers in the sun, sir?
Lugger. Lug-ger.

I'm... l'm not here
to amuse you, Mr Fennelly.

I'm here because
there are poachers in the area.

(SNORTS)
(LAUGHS) Poachers and a lugger!

No, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. (WHISTLES)

This is a very serious crime
that we are talking about here...

What's that?

OK.
(LAUGHS)

Well, let's start with a search on this boat
and see what we come up with.

(POSHLY) A pool party.

Uh, the... the... the pearl...
the pearl poachers' pool party.

I beg your pardon.
The pearl poachers' pool party, ja?

Spider, start with the wheelhouse.
Ma'am.

Not Spider. Hey, Spider,
no, not the wheelhouse!

Seaman Webb.
There's a spider in ze wheelhouse.

And once we've finished up there,
we will start down below.

Take a seat. Take a seat!
Yeah, right... righto. Right.

Those boys are off their heads, mate.

They're off something.

Well, who the hell are you?

Uh, sorry, ma'am.
We're Royal Australian Navy.

Just conducting a search
of your vessel.

Jeepers.

Excuse us, ma'am.

BUFFER: What's your name?
Tegan.

Tegan Mary Kathryn O'Riordan.

What are you looking for?

Um... Well, drugs.

Firearms. Stolen goods.

You wouldn't happen to have anything
like that on board, would you, ma'am?

Yeah. All that stuff's
in the cupboard there.

In there?
Yeah.

Just kidding.

X, I don't understand -
why are you still searching

if you don't think
they're the pearl thieves?

Sir, these guys are on some kind of
drug. They are being uncooperative.

So leave them to it
and let's get on our way.

Shit. (LAUGHS)

Sir, I believe they may be in possession
of illegal substances on board.

X, we're looking for
serious armed thieves,

not a couple of
small-time pot-smokers.

Wrap it up asap and let's move on.
Roger that.

Uh, excuse me, Constable.
It's Lieutenant.

No!
What?

Well, he is the first mate, and I am
the captain. There is no lieutenant.

Sit down.

Mossman Gorge. North of Cairns.
Yeah. Yeah, I've been there.

Yeah? I went to this great trance party
there a couple of months ago.

Yeah...

Seaman Webb,
have you found anything?

Uh, no, ma'am, not as yet,
but I'm still looking, so...

Oh, do you want me to move?
No, no, you're right. Stay there.

We would like you to move,
as a matter of fact.

Up on deck, thank you, asap.

What have you found? Anything?
Um, no, X.

Look, I think
this boat's pretty clean.

Have you checked in there?
No, I haven't, ma'am.

Unscrew it. Take a look inside.
Yes, ma'am.

Right, Spider,
what about this panelling?

We won't be able to remove that
without causing damage, ma'am.

OK, go through the bed.

I want the drawers under the bed
checked, these two headboards.

Let's do this properly.
Yes, ma'am.

You guys alright down here?
We are fine.

Can I get you anything, hey?

Lights, torches? Couple of
beagles, maybe? (SNIGGERS)

X.

A reason to smile.

How much stuff are we
talking about here, X?

Large quantities?

Sir, it is more than
just for personal use.

It's definitely a matter
for the Federal Police. Over.

Right.

Well, they're not gonna like it,

having to travel
all the way out here.

Well, that's their job.
Alright. Stand by.

(LAUGHTER)
Roger that.

Aren't you supposed
to be sitting down?

Federal Police have got a boat
just north of Port Hedland.

That's hours away.

They're willing to make the trip
as long as it's worth their while.

But they do want you
to confirm that for them.

OK. I'll speak to them.

Meanwhile, find out if there's
any more pearling boats within range.

Yes, sir.

MIKE: How'd you go, RO?

Hmm, NAVCOM sent through
a list of luggers in the area.

The nearest is 'Western Seven'.
They've got a boat near Notts Point.

That's a fair way south.
Yeah, about 80 miles.

OK, let's get ready to move that way.
NAV: Yes, sir.

X, Captain.

This is X-ray 8-2. Go ahead.

X, we need to resume this search
for the pearl thieves,

and the Feds are on their way.

So return to 'Hammersley', please.

Leave Buffer and Spider on board
the motor launch as a guard crew. Over.

Uh, roger that, sir.

Hey, Buff. Did you copy that?
Yes. Thank you, ma'am.

Hey, boss, is there an ETA on the Feds?

What, the Feds are coming?
Hey, the Feds are coming?

Are they really? Hey.
That's gonna be fun.

MIKE: Tomorrow morning, Buffer.
Hey, hey. Wha-hey!

BUFFER: Yeah, roger that.

Wanna watch a movie?
No.

Come on, come on. Come on.
(LAUGHS)

This is absolutely delicious.

Correct. Green fish curry.
Where'd you learn to cook like this?

I did a bit of work up in Darwin.
Yeah, right.

He was the best chef
in the whole Territory.

Oh, get off.
No, you were, mate. Don't be modest.

Here, have some more.
That's it. Bring it on.

BUFFER: Thank you.
Oh, that's plenty, plenty, plenty.

Ah, you're a big boy.
Yeah, that's great.

Save some for yourself.
No, mate, full as a state school.

I can't believe you guys
straightened up enough to make this.

You guys were pretty wasted before.

Oh, just a harmless little smoke,
mate. Nothing serious, hey?

(LAUGHTER)
Nothing serious?

Hope the Feds see it that way.
(LAUGHTER)

I've never seen two people laugh
so hard, I mean, especially at our XO.

(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
(ALL LAUGH)

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.
He scratches the third circle.

And he wins a car.
(LAUGHTER)

They might be having problems
with their radio. I'll give them a sec.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.
Come in.

Hey, Buff. Buff, Buff,
that's the radio.

I've got an iPod.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2. Come in.

(LAUGHTER)

Buff, it's the radio.
Oh, yeah.

Bravo 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.
Come in.

(LAUGHS)

Hello.
XO: Buffer?

(LAUGHS)

Hi, Kate.
(SPIDER LAUGHS) Buff.

What's going on there, Buff?

SPIDER: Buff, mate, get it together.
(LAUGHS)

(ALL LAUGH)

XO: Hello?

Hello, Kate.

The radio's gone dead.
Was he laughing?

I think we should wake the CO.

(BUFFER AND SPIDER LAUGH)

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

This better be good.
Sir, I'm sorry to disturb you.

But I think there might be a problem
with the steaming party.

XO: Bravo 8-2.
Come in, Bravo 8-2.

Bravo 8-2. Come in, Bravo 8... 2.

Bravo 8-2. Come in, Bravo 8-2.

(BEEPING)

Sir, there's something up ahead.

Sir, it's them.

I am...

...genuinely shocked

that two sailors with your experience
would allow this to happen.

Uh, they must have laced
the, um, food with drugs.

No kidding, Spider!
(SLAMS DOOR)

I should have seen it coming, X.
Absolutely you should have.

It is incompetent.
And it is embarrassing.

We had to radio the Federal Police
to explain to them what happened.

You do know
how serious this is, don't you?

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, of course, X.

I'll be talking with the CO
about this.

In the meantime,

you are both confined below decks
until further notice.

Excuse me.

(VOMITS)

She tore strips off them.

I could hear it all the way
up the passageway.

They messed up.

Somebody could have been killed.
Hey, shh!

You are the pot
calling the kettle black.

We should just be relieved
that no-one got hurt.

I reckon it was a lovers tiff.

What?

Lovers tiff. Buffer and the X.

What are you talking about?
Come on!

They're a couple.
Everyone knows that.

You might have a problem.
With what?

I don't want to get anybody
in trouble.

No, Nikki, just tell me.

There is a rumour doing the rounds.
Ah.

It's about you and Buffer.

About us? What?
Well, that... you're linked.

Romantically linked?

Is it a joke? (SCOFFS)

Who in their right mind
would actually believe that?

Well, I think some of the crew.

Who told you?

I think it might be coming from
the junior sailors.

But everybody knows.
Yeah, everybody knows.

Everyone knows.
Yeah, of course they do.

Kate, once, when I was
in a similar situation,

you were so supportive of me,
and I want you to know...

Nikki, we are not
in a similar situation,

because I have no feelings
other than strictly professional

for anybody on this boat.

I'm sorry I snapped at you.
No, no, no.

Thank you for telling me.
(SLAMS DOOR)

Sir, another lugger's been attacked.

Armed thieves got away
with a large quantity of pearls.

Same guys?
Looks like it.

Similar MO -
three guys in balaclavas,

they were in and out before
anybody knew what was going on.

Who owns the lugger?
Same company as the first one.

Small outfit, from what I can tell.

Get me the owner of
the pearling company on the radio.

Yes, sir.

MIKE: Mr Chappel.

Captain.
Call me Mike. Welcome aboard.

If I owned one of these myself,
I'd put some fear into a few people.

Oh, we'll do what we can to help you
in that department. Come on through.

CHAPPEL: We got a description,
but it's the same as before -

couple of blokes on jet skis
came out of nowhere.

Do you think there's a reason
they're targeting your company?

We're the smallest,
probably the easiest to hit.

Your security doesn't seem
particularly effective.

We do what we can,
but the reality is

our crews are small,
we work around the clock.

We can't always be on guard.
Understand.

Not against something like this -
it's just the economics of it.

And now you've lost a lot of pearls.
Forget the pearls.

I've had crew members
threatened at gunpoint.

I'm contemplating calling in all my boats
until this thing blows over.

What if we were to use
one of your boats as bait?

Sounds bad to me.

We'd position it
not far from here

with a couple of my crew
concealed on board.

Look, these guys aren't gonna attack
if you're in the area.

They won't know.
We'll be just over the horizon.

Once we get the word,
we move in.

By which time, half my crew's
been shot up and killed.

Well, that's not the plan, obviously.

But, of course, we can't act on this
without your cooperation.

How many of you'd be on my boat?
Two or three.

Myself and one other.
That's all we'd need.

You and Buffer.
Buffer?

Yeah, he's perfect for the job.

Now, Mr Chappel, we're gonna
have to work out the details,

so I'm gonna need your help
with a few things.

OK.

Chappel seems like a decent bloke.

Sir, this mission, can we use
someone else besides Buffer?

Why?

Because he is currently in disgrace after
what happened on the motor launch.

You've already given him
a serve for that.

And I think he's pretty well humiliated
by the whole thing.

It's not often
that Buffer messes up.

This'll be a good way for him
to make things right.

It's just that it's very soon.

Yeah, I know. But I think
it'd be good for morale.

And the fact is, you and Buffer
make a great team.

Yes, sir, but...

What if I told you
that there's a rumour

that the Buffer and the X
are having a romantic liaison?

Mate, if they're having
a shipboard romance, I'll eat my hat.

Start munching.
(LAUGHS) What?

You're actually buying this,
about the X?

I'm just telling you
what I've been told.

SWAIN: By who?

2 Dads.
I'd rather not say.

Mate, you know what
I think of 2 Dads.

He's about as reliable
as a boat with holes.

And the source tells me
that Buffer, Lieutenant McGregor,

they are an item.

(SWAIN LAUGHS)
You'd believe anything.

What?

Well, obviously, this puts us all
in a very difficult position.

Now, whether or not
there's any truth to the rumours,

I'm duty-bound to investigate
the situation.

There is no situation.

There is absolutely no truth
to the rumour whatsoever.

Yeah, I second that, boss.

Do you have any idea
why anybody would think that?

No.
Well, somebody does.

You both know and understand

the navy's policy regarding
onboard relationships?

Absolutely, sir.
Yes, sir.

You have to be 100% above suspicion
regarding this.

We are, boss.

It's us.

Look, of course I accept your word
that these rumours are nonsense.

Thank you.

I want the whole business
to go away,

so both of you, do your best
to make sure that it does.

Yes, sir.
You can count on that.

Alright.

Buffer, you can go.

(SIGHS)

I feel guilty
and I haven't done anything.

I don't understand
how this has happened.

Yes, well...

Who knows?

You have to know
that I would never, ever...

X, we've discussed it.

Yes, sir.

I presume you won't be
sending Buffer and me

on the pearling lugger together?

Absolutely I am.

If I change the plan now,
it's just gonna feed the rumour mill.

You're both professionals.
Yes, sir.

Let's hope we can get past this.

X.

I think he believes us,
so at least that is one good thing.

But I am going to find
whoever started this rumour

and I am gonna
feed them to the sharks.

Yeah, I don't blame you.

Good to go, Buff.

Good luck out there, mate.
Try not to have too much fun.

What's that supposed to mean?

Sorry, what?
I said, what's that supposed to mean?

Well, it means, um... I don't know -
I hope you catch some pearl thieves.

Look, I didn't choose this.

Right?

I'm following a direct order
from our captain.

Yeah.

It's the same with the XO.

(DOOR OPENS)

Ma'am.
Ma'am.

She... We...

We were picked, OK?
The captain picked us.

Yeah.
Yep.

Mate, we're, um...
we're all on the same team, remember?

Yeah, good.

Just make sure you wear protection.

Your helmet.

(RO OVER SPEAKER)
Leading Seaman Kosov-Meyer,

report to the CO at the rush.

(KNOCKS)

You wanted to see me, sir.
Come in. Shut the door.

Are you aware that rumour-mongering
is a chargeable offence?

I've heard a rumour
to that effect, sir.

Listen, I'm deadly serious.

There's some ugly rumours
circulating on board right now,

and I think you started them.

Sir, it's not a rumour.

Charge really is a woman.

OK, you want to be smart?
I'm charging you right here, right now.

Sir, I don't even know
what you're talking about.

The malicious talk
about Buffer and the X.

I want to know exactly
where it started and how,

or I promise you,

you will not be just charged,
you will be off my boat.

Buffer and the X...

...when they're together, they, uh...

They give off heat.
It's electric.

Right. You're finished.
Sir, no.

What?
Get out.

Sir, something...
Get out!

Something I might have
said as a joke

has been taken completely
out of proportion and context.

I... I certainly never meant anything
to be taken seriously, sir.

Get in here.

I take this seriously.

You can destroy careers
with this sort of thing.

Oh, come on...
Listen to me, 2 Dads.

The two people involved here

are absolutely first-class,
dedicated sailors,

two of the very, very best.

Sir, I fully...

Now, you shut up and listen to me.

You don't deserve to be on a boat
with either of them.

Now, you're at the end
of your line, sailor.

Any more rubbish out of you

and you're not just off my boat,
you're out of the navy.

Understand me?

Yes, sir.

Get lost.

Afternoon.
G'day.

Lieutenant McGregor.
How are you going?

G'day, mate. Buffer. G'day, mate.

OK, the last thing that we wanna do
is get in your way,

so you guys just go about
your business.

No problem.

Look, once we get sorted,
we'll leave you guys on deck.

Rest of the crew
will be in the wheelhouse.

Yeah, that's good.
It's a safe place.

So we'll take a look around,
go over the plan one more time.

If the thieves strike,
they'll most likely do it at night.

Yeah, absolutely, which doesn't
leave us a lot of time.

(BUFFER WHISPERS)
Oh, my leg's gone to sleep.

Shh! You're making a racket.
I can't help it.

Do you have any idea
how the rumour started?

2 Dads.

How did he get an idea like that?
He made it up.

Why?

Well, he was embarrassed about
his screw-up with the fuel,

and then he couldn't cope with
you and I tearing shreds off him.

That's just part of being in the navy.
It's standard navy discipline.

And he cannot handle it.

If you wait for something,
it'll never happen.

What are you talking about?
This. What we're doing.

Yeah, you watch.

We'll sit here, waiting, all night.
They'll never show.

And if we weren't waiting,
then they'd just turn up.

(METAL RATTLES)

What is that?

It's just the anchor line.
No, no, no, shhh!

(SQUEAKING)

My feelings for you
are purely professional.

Yeah, mine too.

I mean, about you.

(CREAKING)

(FOOTSTEPS)
(BANGING)

(WHISPERS) Hey, what was that?

They're coming up the other way.
Come on!

(WHISPERS) Ahh!

Don't you move or I'll cut you.

Drop the weapon! Drop it on the deck!
I'm dropping it.

You drop yours.
OK.

Put the gun down. I will cut her.
Buffer, put it down.

Do what he says.

Don't you move.
(YELLS)

Come back here, bitch!

Goddamnit!
(GRUNTS)

CHAPPEL: Hey, what the hell?
MAN: Rightio, everybody freeze.

Put your hands up in the air.
Let's go.

Hands in the air, yeah.
Come on, back up against the rail.

(GROANS)
Back against the rail. Come on.

XO: Buffer.

Where was Chappel and where were
the rest of the crew? Where were they?

In the wheelhouse and down below.

You know they changed their MO.

They came right over the front

and walked right past
the wheelhouse to get to us.

He should have heard something.

Are you saying he's in on it,
he's rorting his own boat?

It took him a hell of a long time
to get to us on the deck.

(GROANS)

Buff, you're cutting yourself
to pieces on it.

Arghhh! Got it.

You right?
Yeah.

There's a knife. Just there.

Here.
(BANGING)

You OK?
Yeah, I'm good.

Oh, thanks, mate.
Appreciate it.

They got everything, the lot.
You gentlemen alright?

They're headed north-east.
Let's take the tinnie. We'll follow them.

I can't afford to lose the tinnie
on top of everything else.

Yeah, well, I'm not asking you.
Huh. Look what they left behind.

Thanks, mate.

X. X.
You right?

Jet Ski 1, this is Chappel.

Get down there
and untie your crew!

XO: Charlie 8-2, this is X-ray 8-2.

Sir, we were jumped
by the poachers last night.

They were on jet skis,

so they must have gone to
the nearest land, Starraps Island.

We are headed there now,
hoping to pick up on their trail.

MIKE: Yeah, roger that, X.

XO: You might wanna get the Feds in
to pick up Chappel, sir.

He's definitely in on it.
Roger that.

We've got your general direction
and we're following,

but you're not on radar as yet - over.

We are heading in
a north-north-easterly direction. Over.

MIKE: Roger.

No sign of them anywhere, X.

No, they've got to be here somewhere.
They can't have just disappeared.

Hey, I can see something.

Where?
Just up ahead.

Yeah, yeah. I'll get us in there,
kill the engine.

Sir, permission to go ashore.
We have a contact. Over.

X, these guys are armed.

It's your call, but don't take
any unnecessary risks.

Copy that.

Same jet skis, X.
(WOMAN LAUGHS)

(WHISPERS) Hey, shh.

TEGAN: Hammil, you didn't even
drink your coffee.

HAMMIL: You're such a silly tart
sometimes.

Oh, man, I've just about
had it with you, hey?

Don't light a fire.
We don't need it.

I need it. I'm cold.

You're just coming down.

Surprise, surprise.
It's those idiots. The poachers.

Yeah, that's them alright.
I'd recognise those boots anywhere.

TEGAN: And Chappel said
he'll be here soon.

HAMMIL: Why can't we go back
to the motor launch?

Because he said not to.

I'm hungry. All my stuff's on board,
all the food.

Hammil, the navy's probably watching
the boat right now, waiting for us.

Then how are we supposed to
get out of here?

Chappel's gonna take us.

The other one
must be in that tent.

Let's do it.

(CRACKLING)

Shit. Man! I was busting for that crap.

Hammil! What are you doing?

I wanna light this fire.

What, are you nuts? Hey?

I'm not nuts, bro. You're paranoid.
We're in the clear.

Give me that!

I told him, the idiot.
You're both paranoid.

Do you blame us, hey,
with you around?

Mate, I'm the one who thought up
this whole thing.

Like hell you did.
I was. It was my idea.

Your idea?

Brain damage, mate.
That's irrelevant.

Put your hands behind your head.

Put your hands behind your head!
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.

Down on your knees.

You, get down on your knees.

Go get him, Buff.

Don't you move!

(RATTLING)

You can put the gun down.
Yeah, sure I can.

(GROANS)
What are you doing? Get down.

(FENNELLY BURPS)
Fennelly.

Move over.

What?

You heard me.
I said move over to your friend.

Get on your knees.
You gotta be kidding me.

Do I look like I'm kidding?
Get on your knees.

OK.

(SCREAMS)

Ahh-haa! You broke my ankle!

My ankle! You've broken my ankle.
Yeah, I hope so.

(GROANS)

That's Kevlar plating, you idiot.
(GROANS)

Arggh!

Charlie 8-2, we have
apprehended three people,

but there's no sign of the pearls.

Well, done, X. Backup RHIB'S
three minutes away.

Right, standing by. Over.

Where are they?

Don't look at me.
I wouldn't know.

Fennelly.

Where did you put the pearls?

Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you.

But I thought we were mates.
You broke my ankle, you knob!

(SCREAMS)

Where are they?

(BURPS)

(GROANS)

Rancid bastard.

Hey, what's the bet
that he swallowed them?

Sir. All three are in custody
down in austere.

Good. And the Federal Police
have arrested Chappel.

Good.

You and Buffer.

Yes, sir.

The fact is, you are a good team.

And I'd like to think that
any interruption to that

is well and truly behind us.

Absolutely.
Good.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Except for one thing.

Kosov-Meyer. The rumour-monger.

Ma'am, with all due respect,

I've already been reprimanded
by the commanding officer.

Shut it, 2 Dads.
You haven't been charged yet.

Now, sit down.

He's right.
The CO has left that up to us.

Charges as we see fit.
(LAUGHS)

Permission to speak
in my own defence.

Go ahead.

Ma'am, if I get another charge against
my name, I'm gonna get kicked out.

Well, you should have
thought about that

before you started spreading rumours
about the XO and myself.

You don't understand -
if I get kicked out of the navy, I'm...

What... what I'm really trying to say is,
I really wanna be here.

You haven't given
much of a demonstration of that

since you came on board this ship.

I'm really sorry for what I said.

It was a stupid joke.
I never meant for it to hurt anyone.

Please. I'll make it up to you.

I'll... l'll do anything.

Just name it. Anything.

I think we should charge him, XO.

Yeah, but it's not gonna look good
on his record.

BUFFER: And that doesn't
look good already.

So instead, we have
a little job for you.

There's a poacher in custody
in austere

suspected of stealing
a bunch of pearls.

And we think that he's
actually swallowed the pearls.

So your job is to retrieve them.

R-retrieve them, how?
That's up to you.

OK. Dinner.

That's for you.

That's for you. That's for you.

There you go.

It's the house special.

Enjoy.

Oh, this looks pretty damn good.

No, no, no, no, don't eat that. Ohh!

What's up?
Ohh! It's not for you.

It's great. Who taught you
to make chicken curry like that?

My uncle. He's Indian,
from Hyderabad.

Really?

No, I'm just making it up.

Laxative?

Industrial-strength laxative,
from the medical kit. That stuff is lethal.

(GROANS)

I really don't think we'll have
any more trouble from him.

I hope you're right.
Mmm.

X.

Boss.

2 Dads has something for you.

I got them. The pearls.

How did you...
No, no, no, don't tell us.

We don't wanna know.