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Madam.

Been here for long?

Of course.

Milk, Cat...

Hello...

What are you looking at? It'll be coming if it's meant to be.

Who is it?

No...

Drink, let's drink...

What? Thanks.

Drink...

You tell me...

Let's play dice.

Jacky, how are you doing?

Play what...

Dice...

Come on, baby.

You have been missing.

Well, I have to work though.

Let me introduce, JB.

Hello, JB.

Gong, Fatso.

Hi...

Hello, Bong.

You gotta know Gong if you wanna court chicks.

Let me introduce the madam here.

Belinda

Her chicks, Milk, Cat.

Hello.

JB, Fatso, Bong.

OK

I will check out my friend, see you later.

Gong, who is she?

She's Cat.

You didn't hang out?

No, I just went to karaoke yesterday.

I just didn't come here.

Going to karaoke is not the same thing!

To hang out is to see and to be seen.

Cat is not your cup of tea.

Why?

You are just looking for fun but she's looking for sex.

Forget it!

She's a good one.

It's your fault! I told you to come earlier!

What for! it's not for you though.

Let's sit there, it's so crowded here.

OK.

Enjoy it.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cut the crap... Cheers...

It's time to work.

Covering the face means porkchop.

So many?

Is that your ex?

That's better, it's all clearly seen.

License check!

ID card!

Shut up...

Sorry...

Miss, ID please.

I wanna goto washroom.

Police is working here, didn't you see that?

I really need to go, why...

ID card! didn't you let me go to washroom?

Miss...

If you don't cooperate, you will be charged for that.

Sorry, sir.

My friend.

So what?

So what?

I have my human rights!

I really need to goto washroom now, will you let me go?

Sir...

Sorry...

She doesn't know the rules.

Look how gentle she is.

She wouldn't play tricks.

Sir.

If you don't trust her,

you can send a madam to go with her

and keep watching her,

that would be OK, right?

Thank you, sir...

Thanks!

Go with her.

Thank you, sir.

Gong is so great.

Of course.

Don't you know that?

Gong used to be a big shot in Central.

What?

Really?

I'm serious.

He used to fight a lot.

Everybody used to called him Tyson.

Police would avoid seeing him.

Madam, just by yourself.

Why did they being so serious?

It's not the first time though.

License check, get out.

Don't stop.

Just get it done.

What are you doing? Get out!

License check, didn't you hear that?

Get out now!

ID, please.

Father and daughter?

What did you say?

I do wish that.

If I had such a beautiful and filial daughter

and who would accompany me to hang out,

I would be so happy.

License check, didn't you hear that?

Get out!

The one in the front!

What are you doing?

License check, didn't you know that?

Why didn't you get out?

He's not done yet, how could I get out?

Sorry, madam...

Madam.

Cat likes to have sex in the washroom,

you'd lease one to her.

Hello. Hi!

She is so... big!

It's huge though!

You like that chick?

You just have to pay $3,000 to have sex with her.

Hooker?

Need to pay for that?

Not for me.

Not for you?

Well, I will go for it.

Give me some money.

Pay it yourself.

Hey, man. How are you?

Remember not to drink too much.

Don't drink anything that they give you.

Just follow me.

OK.

Come on, she's not a little girl.

What?

You don't know what kind of guys will be there.

If she's drunk, I don't know what would happen.

If it's so dangerous as you said, should we go home instead?

Why are there so few people?

Don't go in, license check.

I think he's handsome.

Just so-so.

But he won't earn much for that.

No prospect.

That's none of your business.

What do you mean?

As long as I'm not married, I can find a better one.

But your boyfriend is good enough though.

That's not enough, there will always be...

a better one.

Yeah.

How much longer would your colleagues take?

Colleagues?

What are you laughing at?

You smoke when you are on duty.

Should I file a complaint for that?

It's done.

Yes, sir.

My colleagues are leaving...

Hi.

Sorry, you can't get in.

Why can he get in?

He's VIP.

Sorry, they are my friends.

Sorry, my name is Steven.

Jennifer

Jeana

I'm Lin Lin.

Just three of you? Should...

we play together?

Sorry, I gotta meet my friend.

We... better split up.

I gotta go, bye.

Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Steven

Haven't seen you for while.

My friend, Yuki.

Hello, Yuki.

Let's play together.

She's been jilted.

Silly girl.

Just cheer up.

Let me teach you a good method.

Find a handsome guy to play with you.

OK?

Gong.

They are all dead.

Steven

Where are they?

Punk, over there.

Go ahead! OK!

Steven

Hey, look who is here?

Have a seat...

You know what the punishment is for coming late?

10 sec! Right?

10 sec!

Take your time.

It'll be yours if it's meant to be.

Cheers! 2...

1...

Drink up 2 cups.

Hi, Lin Lin. Hi.

Don't you have any appointment?

I do.

I'm waiting for my friend.

He's not here yet.

Just have a seat here then.

Let me introduce.

They are my colleagues, Jennifer and Jeana.

Hello. Hello.

Belinda, Milk...

I'd like to ask...

what kind you hate most?

I hate those fat guys with oily hair.

I hate those with long toes

but wearing a smaller size instead.

It's so disgusting!

I can't take that.

I hate those with smart look

but doing a head-spin on the dance floor, like Tat Dik.

What's wrong with that?

It's really Tat Dik.

I hate those with big boobs

trying to wear sexy but cover it up.

What for?

That's not the way it is.

Should a girl being topless and say hello

that would be considered to be polite?

Yes!

Right?

Boobs.

Boobs need to be shown.

Girls doesn't let you see that.

Then you have to think of a way.

Right?

It's like those who...

has been staring at you on your left...

and he keeps staring at you...

on the other side

And he pretends to look at your left

and giving you a glance!

How dirty he is.

It really works.

I will try that next time!

Why would someone have to walk around...

before coming to a table?

We have to check it out.

Then we should try to diversify...

and stay there

then get a target.

That's the way it goes, idiot.

You think it's hunting?

You don't believe it?

Pull down her clothes and go to dance.

Come on...

So scared...

You are not the right one, pick another one.

There are plenty, right?

Yes!

Drink up.

Cheers!

Cheers!

I have to look for my friend, catch you later.

See you then.

OK, bye.

Bye. Bye.

Lin Lin

Come here.

Yes, they are my friends.

This is Jennifer and Jeana.

This is Mr. Lau and Jeff.

Just call me Andy.

Andy

Hello.

Jennifer

Come on, Jeana.

Come on...

So beautiful.

I wouldn't introduce to you if she's not beautiful.

His family is so rich in Shanghai.

Jeff! It's been quite a while.

Have a seat here.

Come on...

Hello, Jeff.

Do you wanna go there and say hello?

I need someone to help me out though.

If you wanna look for Obama...

you should come for me.

I can call the chairman of China.

He will call the Chinese embassy in States.

The Chinese embassy will call the White House.

They will call Obama's secretary.

Obama's secretary will look for Obama.

Just 6 phone calls, you could reach Obama.

Am I great?

Yeah... so great...

Why should I call Obama then?

Come over later.

Hi.

Jacky

Hi... Hi.

I'm talking about...

Here's my card.

Boring?

I'm the manager here.

Do you need me to fix him?

How?

I help you to get away from him, you have to drink with me.

That's it.

That's it?

Not complicated at all.

How should I address you?

Just call me Andy.

Auntie?

What? Auntie?

Andy.

Undy?

Andy !

Andy, Andy Lau.

Andy Lau...

Your accent doesn't like local.

Where do you work?

My boss have his own business in Shanghai.

Oh, Shanghai.

I'm from Taiwan, I do speak Putonghua.

But I like to speak Cantonese.

Me too.

It's cool...

Let's drink.

Another one.

Great.

No, boss.

Some more?

Let me...

Steven, you like drinking?

Yes. I drink with you.

Have a seat.

My assistant really can drink.

As much as you want to.

OK.

Jacky, bring that out for me.

Are you sure?

Forget it.

No, we have to keep our words.

Are you gonna pay the bill?

The bill?

Let me introduce first.

I've never seen Steven spending so much money in courting chicks.

I've never seen that too.

President of the Sales and Marketing department?

My company is the agent

of the wines over here.

Who is gonna drink that?

Whatever you want to.

We'd drink that in order.

And one more champagne.

Who get drunk first will be the loser.

You OK?

OK.

Go.

Keep it up!

Come on... Great!

Keep going...

You OK?

Sis... Hi.

New friends?

It's better to have more

This is Ding and Dong.

Enjoy your time, I gotta go.

OK. I will be back soon...

First time here?

Sis, do you recognize me?

Of course.

Lolanto

It's Lobedo.

Whatever!

Yuki

OK, got jilted?

Yes.

Silly girl.

There will always be a new one coming.

Let me tell you, I really know about men...

And I know how you feel right now...

I got hurt by those bastards before.

By the way...

My man went to Europe for vacation,

should you come to my place tonight?

Yeah, great! She got a big collection of wines at home.

Forget it.

Hello, Jeana.

Hello.

Sorry.

Sorry?

Well, got you bumped into such chaos as your first time here.

You wouldn't be scared for not coming again though?

Lt'S OK.

You know it's my first time here?

I just guess...

It's rarely seen such a cute dressing here.

Cute? That's ugly though?

No, the most important is to match your style.

Dressing up is like having wine.

Every girl has her own wine representing herself.

Own wine?

As you are so innocent...

Snowball!

Excuse me, a snowball, please.

Cheers!

L\/Ir. Lau.

And...

Your watch, it's so beautiful.

You like it? I buy you one tomorrow.

Yes...

Cheers!

Not bad.

Come here more often, I will let you try different wines.

How could I find you?

Sorry.

What are you doing?

Jacky

Didn't you see that I'm working?

I have something important for you.

I told you to talk about that at home.

I'm pregnant.

What?

I'm pregnant.

Did you see the doctor?

No, I just used the pregnancy stick.

Take the money.

And check it thoroughly, OK?

I don't want money, I just want you to care about me..

How didn't I care about you? Even I'm busy...

I do talk to you for so long.

I need to work.

You were not that busy when you were trying to woo me.

I'm not ready, OK?

What if I'm pregnant?

Let's talk about that later, come on...

Jacky...

Be good...

Shawn

Hello, I'm Milk.

Wanna goto my place?

No! Is OK... just dance!

Have fun.

OK.

Are you OK?

Washroom.

Let's play together.

How?

This game is called Jager Bomb Bridge.

If you can put all the small cups into the big one,

then I lose and I'll drink them all.

What if I can't'?

Then you lost and you have to drink them all instead.

And...

If all the cups fall down...

the loser should follow the winner forever.

You will be advantageous though?

You always say that to other girls?

You are the first one.

But I don't know if I have the chance to say to other girls.

Wanna play?

Yes...

Slowly...

Keep drinking, what?

You lost, you have to be with me forever.

Not a chance.

You are doomed. You have to be with him forever.

What?

Still can talk being so drunk?

Don't you know men think with their dicks?

Bullshit.

When a man got turgid, he would like you to use mouth to serve him.

If you don't, he would coax you to do that.

Romance is nothing, money is practical.

Sorry, miss. You can't smoke here.

Thanks.

In fact, she's right.

A man would say anything to woo you.

You have been waiting for Gong for all these years?

I didn't.

There's no one I interested in for all these years.

What does Gong has to get you fell for him?

When I was 17, he's the boss already.

Cool.

I wanted to stay with him like other girls did.

I never thought that he would tell us...

he would pick the one who gets the best result in HKCEE.

I gave him the result slip on that day.

He told me that other girls

went to be hookers after going to school for 2 days.

I'm the only one who was so dumb to keep studying seriously.

He also said...

You should apply what you learnt, don't get it wasted.

He then gave me the money to stan my own business.

If you can earn money for me...

I will let my fellows call you my woman.

Until I did...

And he already quit joining the triad affairs.

Gong is really so...

bullshit!

Get up!

You will never leave me... Go!

So soon?

Let's go...

Should we stay here for a while, OK?

I told you that we would leave together.

Hurry up.

Come on, we better

leave together

But... Let's go.

OK.

Why didn't you go all the way through as usual?

Goto hell!

Come on! Keep it up!

Hop in.

We can go home ourselves.

Who told you that we are going home?

We are now going to other spot.

I'm not going.

You shouldn't go too, you are so drunk.

There will be a flight early in the morning.

Just report a sick leave, Jeana.

Hop in. I'm not going too.

What the hell!

You are really too much.

Give me your phone number.

Just 6 phone calls before reaching Obama.

For me, no need.

Have fun.

Bye. Bye.

I'm going this way.

I'm going that way.

Call me as you get home.

OK. Bye.

Hi!

Let me send you to the station, OK?

OK.

Excuse me, I need a taxi at Lan Kwai Fong.

Why are you here?

Are you OK?

You are so drunk, where's your friends?

Are you OK?

Lt'S OK.

You sure?

It's OK, just go...

I'm leaving.

Are you OK? Get up.

Get up...

Where do you live? I send you home.

Let's go, get up.

You seemed to forget something.

What?

Excuse me, pal.

Wake up.

Wake up, come on...

Well, where do you live?

Wake up.

What are you doing? Don't mess around. What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Excuse me, to Wan Chai...

Kennedy Road, thanks.

Here we are...

Where is it?

Over there?

Here...

Stand still.

Don't fall down...

Where are your keys? In the pocket?

Is it here?

No?

It's the wrong one... I got it...

I got it.

Got it.

Have some coffee.

It's you who sent me home.

I drank too much, sorry.

Well, I gotta go.

So soon?

You wake up already.

You still owe me a cup.

You are so drunk, still wanna drink?

Or you will be with me forever.

Just one.

OK, just one.

Cheers! Cheers!

Let me tell you, in Korea...

if you grab a girl to you,

she will sit on your thighs.

Bull Shit!

You keep so many wines at home.

And cigarettes too?

I had bought some before it raised the price.

Don't you scare to be impotent?

Impotent.

You think too much.

Well, you said you would sleep around.

Even I enjoy one night stand, it doesn't mean that I would sleep around.

What's the difference?

Of course there is.

For one night stand,

we should have the feeling

then we will have sex.

For sleeping around, I could have sex with anyone, got it?

It's the same.

Well, you first said...

Your place? Or my place?

It's only in the movies.

It doesn't have to be so complicated.

Will you slip away finally?

Why should I?

You know, men don't want to be responsible.

It doesn't need to slip away.

There are different ways.

I would send them presents

as compensations.

I think... many guys did send you presents.

Why?

You are flight attendant and you would fly here and there.

You should have tried one night stand before.

Should flight attendants try one night stand?

It's late, I gotta go.

Sorry, that's not what I meant.

Where do you live?

It's quite far, you don't have to send me home.

It's so late now, it'd be dangerous.

Maybe you shouldn't leave.

I don't mean anything.

Just sleep.

Just... sleeping, OK?

Just... sleeping, OK?

Yeah.

I heard that there's a famous noodle shop in Central.

Should we try that some day?

OK.

Still awake?

Yeah.

Not used to it?

Lt'S OK.

You should get used to that as you are a flight attendant.

That's not what I meant.

What are you doing?

Picking my present.

You got so many dolls.

My friends gave me.

You did send before.

Look.

I want this one.

Good pick.

Didn't you watch that cartoon?

It's so funny.

Why would the frog princess turn into a frog

after kissing the frog prince?

If...

that frog prince kisses the frog princess again,

what would happen then?

What?

Have you ever heard of the spell of the frog princess?

What spell?

Me gust:-as

Me gustas?

Really a spell?

Just kidding. It's Spanish, it means...

I gotta go.

Why did you say Spanish?

Coz' I have to fly to Spain.

I just get some practice.

Will I see you again?

As you always hang around, you will see me.

I gotta go.

And quit smoking.

Or you will be impotent.

Bye.

Morning

What would you like to have, miss?

A hot coffee, please.

OK, thanks.

I told you to go to another spot last night, or you would have fun too.

Sometimes, it's better not to have present.

Why? That's our privilege.

Thanks.

What are you laughing at?

I didn't.

You have been acting weird, where did you go last night?

You really went home?

You have that smell.

Being so nervous, you did it.

You wouldn't be so cheap that to go back for that bastard though?

What bastard?

I'm sure you slept with him.

He's a playboy.

You are being taken advantage by him.

Shit! There's fire in your eyes.

You are on fire.

Just for fun, don't be so serious.

What's the problem then?

First, one night stand.

After the night, no one will understand.

That's the mutual rules.

Second, no matter it's romance or breaking up,

money is the main thing.

Too late. Why didn't you tell me earlier?

But yours doesn't seem to have much money.

What era is now?

One night stand would be tacky for the foreigners.

You don't have to be so surprised.

Just because we are Chinese, we just fix a moral standard for ourselves.

I don't sleep around, you know that.

Bump into the guy I like.

Just wanna have fun though.

It wouldn't be so hard and sinful as you said.

15 Days Later

So early today?

Yeah, get my hair done quick.

I have to goto karaoke with Mr. Lau.

OK, I will get my stuff first.

Jeana !

Why are you here?

How coincident!

To hang out?

No, I'm meeting my friend.

Today is his birthday.

Don't listen to her, she used to say there's someone's birthday every day.

Jacquelin

You know what? She likes to hang out with handsome guys lately.

She asked me to introduce handsome guys to her.

Just for fun.

No, since you brought me out last time,

I feel so energetic.

She enjoys being surrounded by men.

There wouldn't be true love for hanging out.

I think it's better to find a rich guy

and get whatever you can, that's the real thing.

No, I think Jennifer and Steven is doing great.

I'm so disappointed on Jennifer.

She do surrender this time.

I'm so familiar with Steven, tell me more about him.

She's staying at Steven's place all the time.

I have a photo for that. Really?

Twitter.

I recognize that, it's the furniture at Steven's place.

Steven used to be so careful. How would he be so careless?

Jennifer used to hang out with rich guys, this one is the worst.

Send it to me, I would resend it.

I want it too.

Kitty: Jennifer Has a new boy friend, fall in love with her quickly,

Eeeee! My Taiwanese boy friend is a poor guy!

Her ex-boy friend were well-off, something like the son of a famous bra company,

This is the Cheapest one of her.

Oh my god!

Watch out!

Sorry!

It's ok.

Coming... Coming...

This kind of game...

Get it in.

I want to drop one.

Don't fall down...

No way...

Fall down!

Look how careless you are.

It's dirty.

What do you mean?

Whatever you say.

How should I know?

What do you mean?

May, Mary, Jacqueline...

Should they have one though?

You have so many dolls, many girls would buy for you.

No.

You are my only one, you'd know that.

How could I know?

I don't see you every day.

Maybe they got your keys too.

It's up to you.

I'm going to work.

Are you coming to the New Year's Eve party tomorrow?

You will see!

Need help?

Bilk, Belinda and Gong.

Jacky

More...

Pass over.

Go! Go...

Today it is good fun.

Don't give it to me.

You still smoke at your own spot?

What's up? That's not you!

Jacky

Let's go.

I have been looking for you.

I told you we broke up already.

There's nothing more to say.

Can you forget what I said before?

Jacky...

Sorry.

If you don't like me, I can get abortion...

I got no feeling anymore, don't be silly.

What are you looking at?

You nuts, don't get mad at me.

Why are you mad at me but not others?

Yes, boss.

Don't let her in!

What's going on?

I discriminate on hookers, so what?

Go home.

Sorry.

We have met before.

I know.

Hi!

Happy New Year!

You know each other?

What is it? Am I bothering you?

No.

That's good.

I will leave you guys alone.

What do you have to say?

What's your wish in the coming year?

Silly girl, cry for what?

Today is the 31st.

Tomorrow will be a new day.

There will always be a new one coming.

Right?

Yeah.

I never thought that I could learn something after hanging out for over 10 years.

Now, there are gays and lesbians.

And there are some bisexuals too.

Those 90's after, it's really the end of the day.

Just enjoy it though.

What's wrong with you?

Where do you live?

Nearby.

Do you want New Year's present?

Hi! Nice to meet you!

Hey!

What's wrong with you today? Got a heavy head?

Steven, come here.

Lobedo, my friend.

Excuse me.

I have brought my sis here today

and introduce them to you.

This is Ting.

Hello! Hello!

Lin Lin! Jennifer!

Many times you come here?

Several times a week.

I will be back soon, bye.

Happy Birthday! Oh no...

Happy New Year!

What about a New Year's kiss in advance?

No...

Come on.

Sam...no...

Let's get wet!

You are so naughty.

Your wife is here.

You used to be so indecent.

It's good that my wife is here, I don't have to be sneaking around.

Right, you better tell me.

He used to be so indecent.

You better go home and watch TV then.

Come on. OK.

I went to look for friends.

Drink with you to come back a little later.

OK? Of course not...

I'm back.

Just wiping the sweat, madam.

Hey, you always come here? I haven't seen you before.

Not bad.

If it's not Leslie, I would like to woo her.

What's your name?

Luke, Luke Nam.

What?

Luke Nam.

Luke Nam?

Milk

Check him out.

Me?

I only like mature ones.

Come on.

What did you stop? Hurry up.

Jennifer, come on. Sit over here...

No! Just squeeze a bit.

Excuse me. Excuse me...

You really came so early.

You showed up 5 minutes before the countdown.

OK, I will drink with you.

I'm going out to get some fresh air, it's stuffy here.

Let me...come on.

You sure?

Otherwise, I will drink up all the wines here.

And you have to be with me forever, to be my slave.

Bastard.

Jennifer, it's you?

Jennifer !

Hi!

Jennifer !

Sorry.

What for?

Sorry it's not OK, you knocked over my wine.

You have to be with me forever.

Really?

I'm Leslie.

Jennifer

Jennifer, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you!

I will curse on you.

Curse on you...

Condom?

I don't have that at home.

I rarely try one night stand.

Sorry.

Everybody in the house ready to countdown?

I want everyone to have your wine in your hand.

And grab your lover with the other hand.

2010 is coming, after the countdown...

You and your lover will have a kiss.

If you don't have a lover, see if you are lucky enough

to kiss the one next to you after the count down.

Come on! Ten...

Nine...

Eight...

Seven...

Six...

Five...

Four...

Three...

Two...

One...

Happy New Year!

Condom?

I don't have.

No...

No! Why?

What do you think I am?

What do I think you are?

I'm not those rich guys you had before.

Never thought that you would say something like this.

Take your doll and get the hell out!

I haven't introduced myself.

In fact, I'm a lawyer.

This is my name card...

lt'S OK.

But it's not that old like Jacky said.

I gotta go, Happy New Year.

How's it?

Look at this one, French.

Look... Just so-so.

Lt'S OK.

How about this one?

They already got some preys

but you are eating alone, loser.

Maybe...

You and I...

No kidding.

Maybe I couldn't take that too.

I'm starving. Order some food.

Hi!

Happy New Year.

Did it?

Your hair is still wet, what a pity.

It's raining heavily.

It's a big one.

Good buddy, it'd be tough for you coming here to join us.

You are my real buddy though, setting me up.

It's big though.

Excuse me...

Hi.

Hi!

Why are you here?

I'm waiting for you.

Really?

No, I used to come here after that.

Where's your friend?

I don't know where he is.

They are my friends.

Hi! Hello!

They are back from Germany for vacation.

Lan Kwai Fong is really famous.

Would you like to join us?

OK, where?

Where's your girlfriend?

She left.

That's good.

Happy hour!

Have to eat.

You are not drunk though?

No... Stop that...

You guys stop that!

You would be doomed for once...

And. So bad.

What's up, pal?

Let's have a chat.

Lt'S OK.

It's not the first time though.

What? You're serious this time?

I hope she would never bump into a bastard like me.

Listen...

Just forget it...

it's New Year. Happy New Year.

I don't know the soundproof is so bad.

You...

I wanna be more comfy...

so I'm wearing your shirt.

You won't mind though?

I won't.

Well, it's New Year...

I haven't said Happy New Year to you.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

What's your wish in the coming year?

I haven't thought about that.

No?

In fact...

I do wish that

I could have a boyfriend

like you.

It's so noisy here, maybe...

you should go home and have a good rest.

I think, you will find a good guy.

91 Days Later

Never saw such an ugly rabbit.

You?

What?

Isn't it great to hold a pet party on birthday?

You are all animals.

What's going on?

Looks great?

Aren't you trying to be the market manager?

There's a great chance today. Let me introduce you to a big shot.

Don't think about that now. Look at your back...

Which one do you like?

It's OK if you don't like that.

Find again... a lot!

The birthday pany has arrived.

Thank you guys. Thanks for coming.

Happy birthday. How you doing, birthday kid.

Good. Thank you.

Leslie

So cute.

This is the GM of our group, l\/Ir. Lam.

Steven is the top salesman of our department.

Just call me Leslie.

He breaks the highest record for the commission.

Nice to meet you, man.

Nice to meet you.

Leslie, you...

look so familiar.

That's not the way to woo me.

You have to get promoted, got it?

Today is my birthday, I just got off from plane...

I went to get changed and came here to join you.

Have fun.

Jennifer?

Steven, how coincident?

Haven't seen you for long.

Yes.

Sorry about last time.

I don't have a good memory.

How coincident! You came here for the birthday pany?

Yes.

You too?

Yes.

Are you trying to be the frog princess?

Yeah, you know...

I love frog princess the most.

I have to goto the washroom.

See you later.

See you.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Aren't you disguising as a rabbit, so green?

It's frog.

Aren't you happy?

Yes.

What are you doing?

Here comes our birthday boy, Leslie!

Leslie...

He's the real frog prince.

You, just a copy one.

Thanks for coming to my birthday party!

Go away!

You are so green?

Cut the cake!

Before cutting the cake, I have something important to announce.

I used to spend my birthday with you guys every year.

This year, I would like to cut the cake with a special guest.

My friend, Jennifer.

Leslie...

Thank you!

You'd throw away your phone. You didn't answer my call.

I have been waiting for an important call.

During the football match, Belinda called me.

She said Gong had a stroke.

Sean!

How is it?

Madam said Gong's ex-wife passed away.

Gong drank too much and passed out.

Gong...

Belinda, I'm OK.

Let me talk to my friends.

OK.

Gong, how are you?

Madam, am I dead already?

Ox-Head and Horse-Face are with me.

You nuts! Touchwood.

Can't you mind your words?

You are speaking like an old woman.

You are still young. You are still a little girl.

You wouldn't know what would happen tomorrow.

You better do whatever you want to

when you are still young, got it?

You have to do your best.

You have to play hard.

Just kiss whoever you want to.

Gong can still talk the hell out, he should be OK.

Yeah, he seems OK.

Just go back to the store, OK?

What are you gonna play?

You are almost dying, you know that?

I'm not going. You take my place.

Play the hell out.

Go, go back to the store.

Go.

How is it?

Heard that Gong is in hospital.

Lt'S OK.

That's life...

if we want to do something, we better do it now.

You recognize me?

No.

On the first day this year...

I won't go back for the second time.

I don't remember you.

Little girl.

Everyone in Lan Kwai Fong knows that you will have sex with anyone.

Let go.

Let go...

Stop...

Stop that! Stop that! Let him go!

Stop that!

Stop...

Stop...

Jacky!

Sir, it's obvious that who gets hurt.

It's beating up for no reason.

ID, please. My face hurts...

I need to goto hospital.

What's your name?

John Yi

Chinese?

Yi Siu Bin.

8 Days Later

Madam, please hurry.

They are so horny.

Quick...

I have checked,

all the best local chicks are here.

Right, the chicks outside are great.

Otherwise, I won't bring you guys here.

I always tell him that...

I like the kind of guy like you.

No need to say.

Boss, the ladies are here.

Hello!

Bibi Apple Cat

Mavis

Hello!

Mavis?

What are you doing here?

Let go!

I'm asking what you are doing here!

Why you have to be a hooker?

Did your friend teach you that?

Bullshit!

Boss...

None of your business, get lost!

Look at you.

That's none of your business!

We are not related at all.

You can't be a hooker anyway.

Goto hell!

You do care about me or you feel pity for me?

Have you ever cared about though?

Do you know what I did for you?

Why you have to do that?

Is it worth doing that?

What did I do wrong?

Why did he dump me...

I just got this.

Just use sanitary napkin instead.

It hurts...

Even a hooker would do anything for me.

What have you done for me?

Our child...I already got abortion.

Don't you know that?

Come with me. No!

Come with me! Let go...

it's better talk outside.

Come with me! Let go...

Do your work! Let go...

Jacky! Jacky...

Have a nice talk...

Are you alright?

Friend...

It's OK, friend...

Are you alright?

Wrap that up.

I know what you wanna say, I'm a bastard.

I'm a bastard...

I'm a bastard!...

Jacky Hi

Why are you here alone? Why don't you go dancing?

I don't want to.

I am supposed to meet my friend...

As my friend comes, I will check you guys out, OK?

That's what you said.

Remember to come for us.

Remember.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Wait, I have to take a call.

OK.

Hello?

Nana, where are you?

Well, I have something to talk to my friend.

I will come back for you, is it OK?

OK.

Bye.

Bye.

This way, please.

Welcome!

Thanks for coming!

What did you order? It'd taste better with more green onion.

Whatever.

No, we need to share the table with others.

Only 200 orders for a day.

Thanks.

Welcome!

Thanks for coming!

How coincident!

Yeah, how coincident!

You know each other?

My boss, Leslie, Jennifer.

Hello. Hello.

I'm Nana.

Hi, nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you!

I envy you, your girlfriend is so beautiful.

Thank you!

First time coming here?

Jennifer said the noodle here is great.

So I bring her here.

Me too.

This is Butao King, Black King.

Wait, rub a bit.

Germs are terrible.

Your boyfriend is so nice, it's good for you.

Yeah, Leslie is so gentleman.

He's very nice to every girl.

Of course, women are meant to be treasured.

I should be nice to them.

Want sesame?

Red King for mister, Green King for miss.

Thanks.

This doll is so cute.

Yeah, he gave it to me.

Your ring is so big.

Engagement ring?

Yes.

What's up to you? So disgusting.

Don't be rush. No need to find.

I gotta go.

What's up? I'm not done yet.

It's hard to queue up here... Let's go.

It's takes long in the queue, I haven't done yet.

I'm still eating.

Good?

Very nice...

12 Days Later

Hi! Hello!

Let me introduce my sis to you.

Cat and Ciwi

Hello... Nice to meet you.

Hey, why are you sitting here alone?

Can you listen the sound?

Didn't you see I have been waiting for you outside?

What are you doing?

I wanna drink, you go and have fun.

It can't be without you.

I can't handle that alone.

Hold it for me, come with me.

Dare you say we are buddies.

You guys just go ahead, OK?

Just enjoy yourself.

You guys go ahead, come on.

You coax him though.

What's up?

You still mind that?

It's not your fault, don't feel guilty for that.

Leave me alone, I don't wanna play.

You go ahead.

OK.

Suit yourself. Thanks.

Come on.

Steven, Steven, Steven

I did pick the right one.

Great party.

Thank you, so much!

Cheer!

Thank you.

Cheer... Cheer!

No one will be at home tonight.

You guys come to have a drink.

I will get the wine.

Cute?

Pretty good.

How is it?

Didn't you say you are not in the mood? Come on.

I just want to talk to you.

What did you say?

You should know what you are doing.

You should be responsible to yourself and others.

Don't hang out with those little girls.

It's OK, just chatting.

Chatting?

Trust me.

I have a good news.

Are you ready?

OK.

You will be sent to Australia

to take over the market there.

Thanks. Happy?

Keep it up, don't let me disappointed, OK?

Ok All right.

It'd be tough for your girlfriend, but remember...

Career is much more important, got it?

Let's talk about that later, go and have fun.

I heard that.

Bastard. What's up?

You got it.

A big meal...

All the best...

You, all the best, cheers!

Cheers!

You guys really...

top your glass with some drinks.

Sorry. Sorry, is OK.

How is it?

Are you OK?

Excuse me.

No one is here.

Let's have a drink.

OK, my job today is to drink with others.

OK.

Never thought that I would see you here.

I'm a print model.

I'm here to take my friend's place today.

You too?

Don't think that I will just hang around.

I used to be quite hard working.

Rigm.

Last time...

Thanks for saving me.

Don't mention that.

Every man will do that.

I thought you only did that for me.

Not really...

I think he deserved to be beaten up last time.

This one is for your saving me last time.

And this one is to let you know that...

I like to take action first.

Wait.

How is it?

I haven't told you my name.

You want me to call your name while we are doing it?

No, I...

You should at least know who I am.

Hurry.

Yi Shiu Bin.

I don't smoke.

You are pretty good.

I was just being wicked.

You are cute.

It would be great if we can meet earlier.

If I tell you that we met before, do you believe that?

Are you studying at Kwong Ming College?

When you were in Form 2,

your nickname is BoBo'?

How do you know that?

Thanks.

At that time, you have a classmate called Yi Siu Bin.

He's been having a crush on you.

You would be my first love, unrequited love...

I then emigrated furthering my study.

Then I forgot about that.

But then I met you at the club.

I noticed that

I haven't changed at all.

I still love you.

There's an early flight tomorrow, sleep tight.

I love you, baby!

Baby...

I love you, baby...

You, shut up!

I miss you, Jennifer... Shut up!

I don't wanna talk to you.

I'm serious this time.

Yes, as she comes back tomorrow...

I will resign and live with her...

I will marry her, then...

Look at your 12 o'clock position...

12 o'clock position

Right, yes, it's her...

A, B, C...

D, F are waiting for you.

They are waiting for you.

No... Waiting for you...

You should be happy for me if we are buddies, right?

We... I'm serious.

I decided not to hang out anymore.

Yes! Yes!

Take your last move today.

Your girlfriend is not here.

Don't regret... Don't regret...

No means no!

Hold on...

Sorry...

Keep going... let's move to other place..

What the hell! Leslie!

He just fooled around here.

That's not fair to Jennifer.

Leslie !

What's up!

28 Days Later

Everybody...

Let's dance!

Happy wedding to Sean and Cat.

Sorry, miss.

There's a private function here.

Tell Lobedo to come out.

I wanna talk to him.

Loberto is not here tonight.

Maybe you should call him.

It's wasting my time talking to you, go!

Wait, didn't you hear what I said?

I said there's a private function here tonight, Loberto is not here.

Don't mess around here, or I will call the police.

Shit, you are cocky for what?

Call the police? Try to scare me?

You will regret for this, punk!

Go! You will regret for this!

What?

The chicks are really something.

I'm worried about Loberto.

I told him already.

By the way...

Why aren't you drunk on your wedding day?

Just now...

Stop pretending.

Drink!

Hey!

Hey, here I am!

Gong!

Look at you... Look at you...

Gong. Look, you are so beautiful.

You are smart too.

You know that till now.

Yeah.

Have you ever seen anyone hanging out in a wheelchair?

Gong!

Congratulations, Cat!

Thanks.

Come on, let's drink with you guys.

OK, get the wine.

Hey, doctor said no alcohol.

Shit, who cares.

Come on...

What did you promise me?

Gong, it's OK.

We can drink water instead.

Drink water... Let's drink water.

Madam, this is water.

OK?

Cheers! Cheers!

Come on, cheers!

Gong, when did you become a good boy?

Shit! Don't you think I didn't fight for that?

I just can't.

She's been so obedient to for so many years.

I should pay for that one day.

You will understand that later.

Steven, why are you so upset?

Gong, I don't know when I could drink with you again?

What the hell did you say?

It's not 2012, it's not the end of the day...

Are you out of your mind?

Find a girl that you like and she likes you too.

Like Gong and Sean...

That would be alright.

What are you laughing at? Listen to Gong.

Cheers! Come on...

Cheers! Cheers!

That's not the way it goes.

We haven't played with the bride and groom.

Let's play now. Yeah.

How could we let them get off with this?

Yeah. Go ahead.

What do you wanna play?

That's good.

Cover up Cat's head.

OK.

All the guys turn around and lift up their buttocks.

Let's play Touch and tell who is your hubby's buttock?

This one is uneven, not this one.

This one... Not this one too...

How about this one? Is it this one?

Wait.

It's pointed, round...

How dare you!

No...it's here.

Is it this one?

It's this one... This one?

You sure?

Got it.

Excuse me...

Hi!

You are finally here...

You quit and being so cocky that didn't answer my call?

No, how are you?

Pathetic, he dumped me.

I'm doomed...

Forget it, look at your watch...

Yourjewelry... and your bag...

You got what you want. Just find another one.

Jennifer is here. She's over there.

You could see that.

In fact, I'm happy though.

Coz' I'm fed up with him.

It's good like this.

What about you?

What do you feel after the engagement?

I just know what I think until now.

Jennifer!

Jennifer!

Sean!

I gotta go.

Congratulations!

This is for you, congratulations!

Such a big one.

OK, keep the present.

I will drink with you later.

OK, I will wait for you.

Go. Remember that.

Hi!

I have too?

Heard that you just got promoted and will work in Australia.

I know you are here so I brought this for you.

Just for farewell.

I think I won't be able to see you in a short time.

I will go back to Canada.

Take care.

Thank you.

Me gustas!

Me gustas...

Yes... it's Spanish.

I gotta go, I didn't get it wrong though.

You are right.

Me gustas

Bye. Bye.

I'm warning you.

Don't get near, once is enough.

Sorry, I was too impetuous last time.

For what?

You are pretty good.

Bastard, once got promoted and got fired at the next moment.

Sit here.

Let's drink.

I should be blamed.

I still got

framed up before getting married, shit!

I understand.

You understand? What do you understand?

Well, aren't you leaving with Jennifer?

Going back to Canada.

She left already, but not with me.

Got it?

No? She dumped me.

She dumped me!

Got it?

Jennifer!

Jennifer! Jennifer!

Jennifer!

Police is carrying out the duty.

Your ID, please.

Sir, I have something urgent. Can I leave first?

Someone reported that there's a fight here.

No one could leave.

Sir, it's really urgent.

If you don't go in, you will be charged for that.

Sorry, sir. My friend.

So what?

Search it, slowly.

Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Lights on.

Come here.

Sir, Search me first.

And let me go after that, OK?

Sir, he's something urgent.

Search him first.

If everyone says it's urgent, should I let everyone go then?

Sir, excuse me.

Law is nothing more than human sentiment.

There's something urgent for him, just Search him first.

Just let him go, it will be alright.

It's just wasting our time if you don't cooperate.

I don't mind take it longer.

Fuck you!

You are really an asshole.

I give in and you give no shit to me.

When I was in triad, you are nothing!

Ask your superior who I am.

Bastard!

Sorry... Sir...

Miisunderstanding.

Don't beg him, what's the big deal being a cop?

Eat your own shit!

Dare you cuff me!

What are you looking at?

OK, don't get mad...

What are you looking at?

You will be dying if you have a stroke again.

Cut the crap, stand properly.

Take out your ID!

Keep searching!

Fuck...

OK...

Madam, I give you face.

What about you? You wanna go out too?

I know if I don't go after...

I will regret for the rest of my life.

I will help you out for that.

I would go into jail in the worst case.

A glass bottle.

What are you doing?

Bastard! Dare you taking advantage being gay?

Just for fun.

Fun! My sister is only 16, you hung out with her too?

You know who I am?

I really don't know.

Don't hit me on the face!

OK, not on your face.

I'll kick the hell you out.

Stop... OK...

I'm OK...

Sit down.

There's a fight!

My sister is only 16, what the hell!

Go and help...

You wouldn't know who I am if I don't beat you up.

What the hell!

Get lost!

Jennifer !

Jennifer !

Jennifer !

Jennifer !

365 Days Later

Time flies.

Jeana is now the new queen of night life.

She's taking Cat's place.

And she would occupy the whole washroom.

Milk found her lover finally.

They are a perfect match.

What are you two talking so happily?

Well, my boyfriend just went to Australia.

Come to my place and drink the hell out.

Come on.

Everyone knows you so well.

Stay away if you wanna hang around.

Let's go.

Boss Chow, Boss Lau...

Kissy, Mary

Hi.

Honey!

Honey... What is it?

I just saw a beautiful bag there.

When are you gonna buy that for me?

Again? I already bought you a lot.

Those are environmental bags only.

It's popular lately.

Belinda and Gong rarely come here.

They are enjoying their private moment.

Do you know what a good couple is?

Look at Cat and Sean.

Who says there's no true love for hanging out?

Never thought that Cat could be someone's wife.

You used to drink a lot.

Just a little bit.

Just a bit.

And for me, is there any change?

Hi.

What's up?

You are doing well tonight.

Not as good as you.

Cheers.

About Steven...

What's up to you, bro?

You made a mess here.

Rub your mouth.

Haven't seen you for a while, you can't drink at all.

Who said I can't drink?

Dare you drink with me!

Still wanna drink?

Just don't drink if you can't.

Just concerned about your face-saving!

What do you mean I can't drink?

I can still finish 2 bottles.

Steven !

Don't drink anymore, you are so drunk.

I wanna drink.

Jacky

One more round.

Do you remember what you promised me?

What?

I got proof, it's on You tube.

Dare you deny it.

Yes. I have got one.

Sorry. You've finished.

What?

Still having a headache?

Running about...

who are you looking for?

Jennifer...

Me gustas...

Me gustas...

In fact I know what it means in Spanish?

I know...

It means I like you.

You did know that.

And you have been fooling me.

No... I really like you.

No one would believe that.

I promised...

I won't get drunk anymore.

I won't drink again.

I will only love you.

They are watching, get up.

I won't get up until you say yes.

Get up.

OK... get up.

Just because you are still looking for me while you are bleeding.

Me gustas!

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