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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:26,193 --> 00:02:27,903 Hello? 2 00:02:30,739 --> 00:02:31,782 Are you OK in there? 3 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:38,622 Fuck yeah! 4 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:43,919 Hey, guys. 5 00:02:44,003 --> 00:02:45,045 I really gotta pee 6 00:02:45,129 --> 00:02:47,172 and there's two jackasses in the bathroom 7 00:02:47,298 --> 00:02:49,383 - screwing around. - That'd be Tom and Janet. 8 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:51,552 Yeah, you're better off peeing off the balcony. 9 00:02:52,553 --> 00:02:54,388 - Really? - They'll be a while. 10 00:02:54,597 --> 00:02:56,432 - Just... great. - There's good. 11 00:03:02,229 --> 00:03:03,731 So, they've done this before? 12 00:03:03,814 --> 00:03:05,399 Yeah, every time they come here. 13 00:03:05,858 --> 00:03:06,858 What? 14 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:09,653 I mean, who am I to judge a young, dating couple 15 00:03:09,737 --> 00:03:11,071 and their hormones, right? 16 00:03:11,155 --> 00:03:13,195 - They're not young. - Yeah, and they're not dating. 17 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,700 Are they newlyweds or something? 18 00:03:14,825 --> 00:03:16,285 No, they've been together 14 years. 19 00:03:16,452 --> 00:03:18,537 Fuck off! Are you serious? 20 00:03:19,246 --> 00:03:21,391 You're trying to tell me that a couple that's been married 21 00:03:21,415 --> 00:03:22,583 - for 14 years... - Arthur! 22 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:24,376 This is Tom and Janet. 23 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:25,711 Oh. Arthur, is it? 24 00:03:25,794 --> 00:03:27,171 It is. Nice to meet you. 25 00:03:27,254 --> 00:03:29,006 Oh, hi. I'm Janet. I'm his wife. 26 00:03:29,798 --> 00:03:31,926 - Cool. - We've been married 14 years. 27 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:34,845 - I'm sorry? - Oh, when you walked up 28 00:03:34,929 --> 00:03:36,448 you were saying something about a couple 29 00:03:36,472 --> 00:03:37,806 that's been married 14 years? 30 00:03:40,476 --> 00:03:42,227 I don't... I don't think I was 31 00:03:42,311 --> 00:03:44,146 actually, I was maybe misheard. 32 00:03:44,188 --> 00:03:46,482 - Arthur and I work together. - Oh, really? 33 00:03:46,774 --> 00:03:48,400 God, that must be so much fun. 34 00:03:49,568 --> 00:03:51,654 Yeah. It's fun as shit. 35 00:03:52,196 --> 00:03:54,573 - Unfortunately, we have to go. - Oh! 36 00:03:54,657 --> 00:03:56,825 Thank you for the invite. It was a great party. 37 00:03:56,909 --> 00:03:58,077 - Drive safe. - Bye, guys. 38 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,161 Yeah. 39 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:01,455 Safe drive for you. 40 00:04:02,039 --> 00:04:03,082 They're pod people. 41 00:04:03,207 --> 00:04:05,376 - They're going home for round 2. - What? 42 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,005 That was just the pre-fuck. 43 00:04:11,339 --> 00:04:12,632 - Bullshit! - Nope. 44 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,720 It's gotta be an act. I don't buy it. 45 00:04:17,888 --> 00:04:19,765 I guarantee you, those people are just 46 00:04:19,848 --> 00:04:21,088 as miserable as everybody else. 47 00:04:28,649 --> 00:04:30,359 I fucking love you. 48 00:04:31,277 --> 00:04:32,653 I fucking love you, too. 49 00:06:05,704 --> 00:06:07,665 Hey. Karen texted me. 50 00:06:07,998 --> 00:06:09,583 They wanna get dinner tonight. 51 00:06:13,837 --> 00:06:15,214 You OK with that? 52 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:18,801 Sure. 53 00:06:21,887 --> 00:06:23,764 Hey, babe? Can you make me an omelette? 54 00:06:28,185 --> 00:06:29,853 Sure. 55 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:09,435 Hi, baby. 56 00:07:11,478 --> 00:07:13,147 You cleaned! 57 00:07:15,524 --> 00:07:17,985 And you did all the laundry. 58 00:07:18,569 --> 00:07:20,696 Just trying to make things easier for my girl. 59 00:07:20,863 --> 00:07:22,072 Oh... 60 00:07:23,073 --> 00:07:24,825 - Long day? - Ugh! 61 00:07:25,034 --> 00:07:26,201 Mm-hmm. 62 00:07:27,828 --> 00:07:29,038 I expected that. 63 00:07:36,378 --> 00:07:38,839 A massage for me? 64 00:07:39,924 --> 00:07:41,717 I didn't treat you right this morning. 65 00:07:42,176 --> 00:07:43,427 Oh, that's OK. 66 00:07:43,969 --> 00:07:46,513 I never should have asked you to make that omelette. 67 00:07:47,598 --> 00:07:49,016 I could've made that omelette. 68 00:07:49,683 --> 00:07:51,352 Oh, babe. 69 00:07:51,769 --> 00:07:54,188 Now, how about you lie down on the bed 70 00:07:54,271 --> 00:07:55,689 and I'll make you feel better? 71 00:07:56,565 --> 00:08:00,444 Well, there's another way you could make me feel better. 72 00:08:01,987 --> 00:08:03,364 And that is...? 73 00:08:08,953 --> 00:08:10,120 Oh, hey. 74 00:08:10,537 --> 00:08:11,956 Did you get any writing done today? 75 00:08:12,039 --> 00:08:13,123 Oh, yeah. 76 00:08:13,374 --> 00:08:14,750 I finished a chapter. 77 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:16,543 Oh! 78 00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:17,962 I'm so proud of you. 79 00:08:19,922 --> 00:08:21,840 Man, I'm hungry. 80 00:08:21,924 --> 00:08:23,759 Oh, me too. 81 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:26,470 What do you wanna do for dinner? 82 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:28,679 Dinner! 83 00:08:33,018 --> 00:08:34,687 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 84 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:36,020 Sorry we're late. 85 00:08:37,147 --> 00:08:39,733 We lost track of time and, uh... 86 00:08:40,234 --> 00:08:42,152 You know how it is. 87 00:08:42,236 --> 00:08:43,862 Yeah. No, no, we don't. 88 00:08:43,946 --> 00:08:46,073 Oh! I could eat the whole fucking menu. 89 00:08:47,283 --> 00:08:48,492 Some bread? 90 00:08:50,286 --> 00:08:52,621 Thank you. Dinner was great. 91 00:08:54,081 --> 00:08:55,541 We need to talk about this weekend. 92 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:57,459 Oh, yeah. We are very excited. 93 00:08:57,543 --> 00:08:58,794 Thank you for inviting us. 94 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:01,077 It's gonna be great to get out of town for a little bit. 95 00:09:03,591 --> 00:09:04,883 What is this? 96 00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:06,594 That is your deposit. 97 00:09:06,885 --> 00:09:08,012 I don't understand. 98 00:09:08,262 --> 00:09:11,557 Uh, it seems that's there's one less room than we thought, so... 99 00:09:12,766 --> 00:09:13,766 Less rooms? 100 00:09:13,892 --> 00:09:15,519 Yeah. We're just one couple over. 101 00:09:15,603 --> 00:09:17,396 We're really sorry that we have to do this. 102 00:09:17,563 --> 00:09:19,315 Oh, no! It's no problem at all. 103 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,859 We can... we'll sleep on a couch or anywhere, really. 104 00:09:21,942 --> 00:09:23,527 - We're easy. - No, no, no, no. 105 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:25,321 You guys... Too much money... 106 00:09:25,404 --> 00:09:28,198 Don't worry about the money. We're fine. 107 00:09:28,616 --> 00:09:30,659 - OK, well, I think... - Everyone hates you. 108 00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:34,913 What? 109 00:09:34,997 --> 00:09:36,165 Nobody hates us! 110 00:09:36,874 --> 00:09:38,042 Why would they hate us? 111 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:39,668 Cos you're a fucking nightmare. 112 00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:45,174 You really don't get it, do you? 113 00:09:45,925 --> 00:09:49,011 OK. Tom, before they brought the food out 114 00:09:49,637 --> 00:09:51,347 you slipped a napkin over to your wife. 115 00:09:53,098 --> 00:09:54,099 Maybe. 116 00:09:56,602 --> 00:09:58,395 Did you write something on it? 117 00:10:02,191 --> 00:10:03,359 No. 118 00:10:04,193 --> 00:10:07,071 Janet, you were texting during dinner, right? 119 00:10:08,072 --> 00:10:09,406 I don't know, I... 120 00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:11,158 I would have to check. 121 00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:12,993 It was your husband, wasn't it? 122 00:10:13,077 --> 00:10:14,828 I'm sor... Uh... What was the question? 123 00:10:14,912 --> 00:10:17,706 We have tolerated this ridiculous behaviour 124 00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:18,999 for so long 125 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,626 but we can't do it anymore. 126 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,503 Ridiculous behaviour? 127 00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:24,296 Oh, come on. You never fight. 128 00:10:24,755 --> 00:10:26,465 You're always so happy, always in love. 129 00:10:26,590 --> 00:10:28,259 You can't keep your hands off each other 130 00:10:28,342 --> 00:10:31,053 for five goddamn seconds, and it's just so weird. 131 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,097 We love each other. 132 00:10:33,222 --> 00:10:35,342 I mean, isn't that what people who love each other do? 133 00:10:36,642 --> 00:10:38,811 You're fucking Martians, OK? 134 00:10:43,023 --> 00:10:44,650 Is this how the whole group feels? 135 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,193 - Yes. - 100%, yes. 136 00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:47,528 One thousand per cent. 137 00:10:48,529 --> 00:10:49,822 Two thousand per cent. 138 00:10:53,742 --> 00:10:54,910 Uh... 139 00:10:55,286 --> 00:10:58,038 I can see that you guys are upset. 140 00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:00,958 But if you're unhappy 141 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:03,502 or there's something wrong with your marriage 142 00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:05,462 that's not on us. 143 00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:08,173 I love my wife. 144 00:11:08,257 --> 00:11:09,425 She loves me. 145 00:11:09,508 --> 00:11:10,593 She's my best friend. 146 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:12,428 I enjoy her company. 147 00:11:12,636 --> 00:11:14,888 And I'm never gonna apologise for that. 148 00:11:17,558 --> 00:11:19,184 We are not the weird ones. 149 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:26,167 You just grabbed his dick, didn't you? 150 00:11:26,191 --> 00:11:27,318 What? No. 151 00:11:27,401 --> 00:11:29,612 I dropped... I dropped something. 152 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,364 I did. 153 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:45,252 Babe, we're not the weird ones. 154 00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:47,254 - No. - OK? They're not happy. 155 00:11:47,338 --> 00:11:48,714 That has nothing to do with us. 156 00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:49,877 You're right. You're right. 157 00:11:49,924 --> 00:11:51,300 - We're cool. - Yeah, totally. 158 00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:53,469 This is the way marriage is supposed to be. 159 00:11:53,719 --> 00:11:55,304 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 160 00:11:56,597 --> 00:11:58,891 We're not... Martians. 161 00:11:59,099 --> 00:12:00,100 Mmm. 162 00:12:02,686 --> 00:12:03,938 Oh... 163 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,731 I love you. 164 00:12:42,518 --> 00:12:43,936 Nicely done. 165 00:12:45,854 --> 00:12:46,897 And... 166 00:12:47,398 --> 00:12:48,440 coffee. 167 00:12:49,108 --> 00:12:50,567 My Martian. 168 00:13:04,415 --> 00:13:06,750 Maybe we could go see a movie tonight 169 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,210 after I get home... 170 00:13:09,378 --> 00:13:10,378 Uh, hello. 171 00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:12,423 Can I help you? 172 00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:14,717 Yes, ma'am. I work for the city. 173 00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:16,885 Is there a problem? 174 00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:19,346 There's a matter I need to discuss with you 175 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:20,598 and your husband. 176 00:13:21,348 --> 00:13:23,183 Well... Can we do this later? 177 00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:24,435 I'm on my way to work. 178 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,603 We cannot. 179 00:13:25,686 --> 00:13:28,439 But I promise it will only take a moment of your time. 180 00:13:30,065 --> 00:13:31,275 OK. 181 00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:32,860 Come on in. 182 00:13:42,328 --> 00:13:43,537 So, you work for the city? 183 00:13:43,704 --> 00:13:44,747 I do not. 184 00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:46,957 - Oh, but you... - I did say that 185 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,167 but I don't. 186 00:13:50,169 --> 00:13:52,838 It was the only way you'd let me through the front door. 187 00:13:55,424 --> 00:13:58,928 We are prepared to take full responsibility 188 00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:00,179 for our mishap. 189 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,057 - Mishap? - Yes. 190 00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:06,685 I think we're gonna need some kind of an explanation here. 191 00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:09,730 You see, every few years 192 00:14:09,855 --> 00:14:12,441 we encounter someone with a... 193 00:14:13,108 --> 00:14:14,108 defect. 194 00:14:15,444 --> 00:14:19,073 But two people with a malfunction 195 00:14:19,698 --> 00:14:20,908 that... 196 00:14:21,116 --> 00:14:24,036 that is what we call a rarity. 197 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:31,961 The law of diminished returns 198 00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:35,172 is a biological defense mechanism. 199 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:40,594 Perception and enjoyment taper off as time goes by. 200 00:14:40,886 --> 00:14:41,929 This is by design. 201 00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:44,223 It is a primary element of your survival. 202 00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:46,141 - Design? - Survival? 203 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600 Yes. 204 00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:49,603 You two, both of you, are... 205 00:14:50,271 --> 00:14:52,022 missing this mechanism. 206 00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:55,276 Bullshit. 207 00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:58,779 You have sex every day 208 00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:01,115 2.5 times a day on average. 209 00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:05,661 I'm talking about traditional intercourse. 210 00:15:06,829 --> 00:15:08,664 I'm not even including oral pleasure 211 00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:11,083 or various forms of foreplay. 212 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,378 You rarely fight 213 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:18,173 and when you do, you forgive each other almost immediately. 214 00:15:19,258 --> 00:15:20,509 I could've made that omelette. 215 00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:23,804 And I'm talking about actual forgiveness. 216 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,514 No accumulated resentment. 217 00:15:25,598 --> 00:15:27,224 No passive-aggressive behaviour. 218 00:15:27,516 --> 00:15:29,226 Sir, I don't know who the hell you are. 219 00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:31,895 Now. 220 00:15:35,149 --> 00:15:36,149 Ah. 221 00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:40,988 Your problems... 222 00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:43,490 end today. 223 00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:47,661 After the injections 224 00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:51,874 you will wake up tomorrow just like everyone else. 225 00:15:51,957 --> 00:15:55,586 You'll feel exactly like everyone else. 226 00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:01,425 Oh, and we are also prepared to give you 227 00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:03,719 a financial compensation 228 00:16:04,553 --> 00:16:06,180 as a token of our apology. 229 00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:10,559 I'd like you to leave our house. 230 00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:11,727 Afraid I can't do that. 231 00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:13,479 Yeah, I'll throw you out the goddamn door. 232 00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:15,648 - That will not work. - Then we'll call the cops. 233 00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:17,066 There's nothing they can do here. 234 00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:19,568 There's nothing anyone can do here. 235 00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:25,407 We operate on a higher level of authority. 236 00:16:26,784 --> 00:16:30,162 If you need a minute or two to process this information 237 00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:32,206 that's perfectly acceptable, but... 238 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:34,249 please understand, this 239 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,585 is a good thing. 240 00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:39,922 You will finally be normal. 241 00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:42,341 This is fucking lunacy. 242 00:16:42,549 --> 00:16:44,134 Are you OK, sweetie? 243 00:16:44,718 --> 00:16:46,470 Why don't you go get a glass of water? 244 00:16:55,479 --> 00:16:58,190 I don't understand. Do we have to take the shot? 245 00:16:58,274 --> 00:17:00,108 - We don't have a choice? - No. 246 00:17:00,317 --> 00:17:02,486 You do not have a choice in the matter 247 00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:05,155 and I'm not leaving until I inject both of you. 248 00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:45,070 I didn't know what to do. 249 00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:51,702 I forgive you. 250 00:17:56,415 --> 00:18:00,836 How to get rid of a dead body... 251 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,256 Here we go. 252 00:18:05,925 --> 00:18:08,761 "He became a person of interest 253 00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:11,388 when the police found his search history." 254 00:18:18,771 --> 00:18:19,980 Number one... 255 00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:22,608 chopping up a body. 256 00:18:24,151 --> 00:18:25,861 - I don't wanna chop up a body. - No. 257 00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:28,030 - Seems difficult. - Yeah, I won't do that. 258 00:18:28,113 --> 00:18:29,406 OK. Number two... 259 00:18:30,032 --> 00:18:31,158 acid. 260 00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:33,494 - How would that work? - I don't know, but remember 261 00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:35,704 they did it on that episode of Breaking Bad. 262 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,208 - Oh. - Ew. 263 00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:41,585 - No. - No, that was gross. 264 00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:42,669 Body soup. 265 00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:44,588 I think we're over-complicating this. 266 00:18:57,309 --> 00:18:58,477 You OK? 267 00:19:02,356 --> 00:19:03,482 I... 268 00:19:04,692 --> 00:19:05,901 I did this. 269 00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:07,903 It was self-defense. 270 00:19:08,362 --> 00:19:09,530 Yeah, but it... 271 00:19:09,738 --> 00:19:12,074 It was self-defense. 272 00:19:15,077 --> 00:19:16,203 - OK. - OK. 273 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,454 OK. 274 00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,799 Somebody is going to come looking for him. 275 00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:30,175 We don't know that. 276 00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:31,635 Yes, we do. 277 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:33,721 And I don't want to be here when that happens. 278 00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:34,930 Where do you wanna go? 279 00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:38,350 I don't know. Anywhere. I mean, literally anywhere. 280 00:19:38,851 --> 00:19:40,728 Oh, my God. 281 00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:45,649 - Should I? - Go ahead. 282 00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:48,861 Hi, Karen! 283 00:19:48,944 --> 00:19:50,988 I just wanted to call and apologise. 284 00:19:51,071 --> 00:19:53,115 I think we may have been a little harsh last night. 285 00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:54,533 Thanks. 286 00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:56,493 Look, if you guys are still interested 287 00:19:56,577 --> 00:19:57,971 in getting out of town for the weekend 288 00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,955 we'd love for you to come on the couple's trip. 289 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:05,586 Uh, I... That sounds great. 290 00:20:05,669 --> 00:20:07,338 We would love to. 291 00:20:07,504 --> 00:20:08,505 Perfect. 292 00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:10,925 I'll text you the address and the code for the front gate. 293 00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:12,676 Amazing! 294 00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:15,804 See you tomorrow. Bye. 295 00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:19,600 Is this a good idea? 296 00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:21,393 You said anywhere. 297 00:21:04,603 --> 00:21:06,814 Someone's gonna come looking for him, right? 298 00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:09,024 - Yeah. - Evidence. 299 00:21:10,317 --> 00:21:11,694 Oh, shit. 300 00:21:11,986 --> 00:21:13,487 Because he was never here. 301 00:21:29,044 --> 00:21:30,254 - Holy shit. - What? 302 00:21:30,337 --> 00:21:31,589 What is it? What's wrong? 303 00:21:32,673 --> 00:21:34,508 - Holy shit. - What? 304 00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:37,845 It was a prank. 305 00:21:38,846 --> 00:21:40,139 What was a prank? 306 00:21:40,598 --> 00:21:41,765 The whole thing. 307 00:21:41,849 --> 00:21:43,684 The guy, the briefcase. 308 00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:45,519 Someone was fucking with us. 309 00:21:46,687 --> 00:21:47,855 Think about it. 310 00:21:48,522 --> 00:21:50,024 One of two things happened. 311 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:51,358 Option one... 312 00:21:51,692 --> 00:21:54,069 Some guy from a mysterious organisation 313 00:21:54,153 --> 00:21:56,405 shows up to our door with a briefcase 314 00:21:56,697 --> 00:22:00,034 and a big speech about how our marriage 315 00:22:00,117 --> 00:22:01,577 is some kind of accident 316 00:22:01,702 --> 00:22:03,829 or option two... 317 00:22:04,455 --> 00:22:06,707 one of our friends thought they would be funny 318 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:09,710 and send some guy, probably an actor, to our door 319 00:22:09,793 --> 00:22:12,963 with a ridiculous speech about how our happiness 320 00:22:13,422 --> 00:22:15,299 was some kind of malfunction. 321 00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:19,136 I mean, which scenario makes more sense? 322 00:22:21,055 --> 00:22:22,765 Oh, my God, it was a prank. 323 00:22:23,265 --> 00:22:25,476 - It was a fucking prank. - Yeah. 324 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:31,273 And we killed him. 325 00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:35,486 Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. 326 00:22:39,114 --> 00:22:41,075 That's why they re-invited us. 327 00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:42,284 He never called. 328 00:22:42,534 --> 00:22:44,620 And they knew that something went wrong. 329 00:22:46,956 --> 00:22:48,207 What are we gonna do? 330 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,585 We have to pretend like nothing ever happened. 331 00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:53,003 We can't seem suspicious. 332 00:22:53,087 --> 00:22:55,422 - He never showed up to our door. - Exactly. 333 00:23:01,553 --> 00:23:02,763 Who do you think it was? 334 00:23:03,013 --> 00:23:04,181 I don't know. 335 00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:06,058 It could be Val and Karen 336 00:23:06,475 --> 00:23:08,018 Patricia, Donald 337 00:23:08,852 --> 00:23:10,771 Carla and Maude, Richard. 338 00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:12,731 I don't... it could be everybody. 339 00:23:16,568 --> 00:23:18,153 There's only one way to find out. 340 00:23:26,453 --> 00:23:27,830 - Code? - Oh, yeah. 341 00:23:28,455 --> 00:23:29,748 3-9-2. 342 00:23:32,209 --> 00:23:33,919 - And then you push pound. - Yeah. 343 00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:52,855 It's just a regular couple's weekend. 344 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:54,148 - Right. - Yeah. 345 00:23:55,858 --> 00:23:57,276 We're here to have a good time. 346 00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:58,986 Sweet good times. 347 00:24:11,123 --> 00:24:12,458 Someone's already here. 348 00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:15,085 - You recognise that car? - No. 349 00:24:23,302 --> 00:24:25,387 Hey! The first couple has arrived. 350 00:24:25,471 --> 00:24:26,639 - Hey! - Well, besides me 351 00:24:26,722 --> 00:24:27,890 and dumbass Donald. 352 00:24:28,265 --> 00:24:30,017 How did we land a place so nice? 353 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,769 Oh, five couples is the magic number. 354 00:24:31,852 --> 00:24:33,520 This shit's expensive, but we split it 355 00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:35,940 five ways and we get to spend the weekend in style. 356 00:24:36,607 --> 00:24:38,984 - Is, uh... Is that your car? - No. 357 00:24:39,068 --> 00:24:41,737 No, the Lexus is in the shop. That's just the shitty loaner. 358 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:43,072 Oh, no, I like the... 359 00:24:43,155 --> 00:24:44,949 - I like the... colour of it. - Mmm. 360 00:24:45,699 --> 00:24:47,284 Nobody likes that colour, girl. 361 00:24:47,701 --> 00:24:48,994 That car is trash. 362 00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:51,330 Let me show you round the nice place. 363 00:24:51,413 --> 00:24:52,998 Donald went for a swim. 364 00:24:53,207 --> 00:24:55,125 - There's a pool? - And a hot tub. 365 00:24:55,209 --> 00:24:57,127 - Who wants a tour? - Oh, I do. 366 00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:06,178 Here's the living room and the fireplace 367 00:25:06,428 --> 00:25:09,515 and the bar where we're all gonna get hammered later. 368 00:25:09,765 --> 00:25:11,809 I even saw some puzzles if you're into that 369 00:25:11,892 --> 00:25:13,185 kinda nerdy thing. 370 00:25:13,769 --> 00:25:15,062 Look at these doors. 371 00:25:15,354 --> 00:25:17,481 It's like we're in a goddamn sci-fi movie. 372 00:25:19,358 --> 00:25:21,860 Wait. Whatever happened to MTV Cribs? 373 00:25:21,944 --> 00:25:23,362 I feel like I'd be great at it. 374 00:25:24,071 --> 00:25:26,156 We are all interested in the future 375 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,409 for that is where you and I are going to spend 376 00:25:28,492 --> 00:25:29,952 the rest of our lives. 377 00:25:30,035 --> 00:25:31,328 And there's a screening room. 378 00:25:31,412 --> 00:25:32,997 - Cool! - Wonder what movies they have? 379 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,331 Oh, this black and white one 380 00:25:34,415 --> 00:25:36,750 Hudson Hawk and The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. 381 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:38,294 Here is the kitchen. 382 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,045 - I mean, check this out. - Wow! 383 00:25:40,129 --> 00:25:41,880 Built-in espresso maker. 384 00:25:41,964 --> 00:25:42,964 Oh, my God. 385 00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:44,883 Fancy microwave. 386 00:25:45,509 --> 00:25:47,511 Camouflage refrigerator. 387 00:25:48,387 --> 00:25:49,638 Yeah, this place is great. 388 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:52,057 This is the sink. Tom can take a bath in there. 389 00:25:52,141 --> 00:25:53,451 - Like a bath tub. - I mean, the stove 390 00:25:53,475 --> 00:25:55,769 isn't as good as the one in my house but this'll do. 391 00:25:55,853 --> 00:25:57,313 Oh, maybe Val will cook for us. 392 00:25:57,396 --> 00:25:59,815 No, he said he doesn't wanna "work on vacation". 393 00:26:00,107 --> 00:26:01,650 I was like, "Fuck you, Val. 394 00:26:01,775 --> 00:26:04,361 Make us something delicious, man!" Chefs suck. 395 00:26:04,612 --> 00:26:07,740 Any room on this floor is yours for the taking 396 00:26:07,823 --> 00:26:10,367 except for the master, because I found this place 397 00:26:10,451 --> 00:26:11,869 I call dibs. Them's the rules. 398 00:26:13,329 --> 00:26:15,873 - Oh, how about this one? - Oh, no, that's not a bedroom. 399 00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:21,003 - What the hell? - Oh, uh, yeah. 400 00:26:21,086 --> 00:26:23,589 The owner of this house is a big game hunter. 401 00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:28,469 Rich people love to shoot things. 402 00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:30,971 Who am I to judge the wealthy, huh? 403 00:26:32,056 --> 00:26:34,183 Shall we find you guys a real bedroom 404 00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:35,434 that you can sleep in? 405 00:26:36,393 --> 00:26:37,853 So there's a gun room? 406 00:26:38,312 --> 00:26:40,648 Is there a strange room filled with guns? 407 00:26:40,731 --> 00:26:42,399 Yes. Is that normal? 408 00:26:42,691 --> 00:26:43,734 Probably not. 409 00:26:43,817 --> 00:26:45,945 But let's focus on the positive, shall we? 410 00:26:46,028 --> 00:26:47,821 We are in a super cool mansion. 411 00:26:47,905 --> 00:26:50,532 There's a pool, there are puzzles 412 00:26:50,616 --> 00:26:52,368 there's automatic doors. 413 00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:54,036 What else could you want in a house? 414 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:55,788 We're gonna have a killer weekend. 415 00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:01,710 Hella nice, am I right? 416 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,213 Like I said, it'll do. 417 00:27:06,382 --> 00:27:08,509 You're telling me this isn't the master bedroom? 418 00:27:08,634 --> 00:27:10,135 No, they're all this big. 419 00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:14,098 Hey, um, not to get too serious 420 00:27:14,181 --> 00:27:16,517 but I'm happy that you're here. 421 00:27:16,850 --> 00:27:18,435 I'm glad they changed their minds. 422 00:27:18,852 --> 00:27:23,023 Oh, so... you didn't vote us off the island? 423 00:27:23,357 --> 00:27:25,109 No, somebody's gotta have your back. 424 00:27:25,234 --> 00:27:26,819 It wasn't a unanimous decision? 425 00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:30,572 You know what? Who cares about all that drama 426 00:27:30,656 --> 00:27:33,242 right now, right? Like, it's party time. 427 00:27:33,325 --> 00:27:34,660 It's not drama time. 428 00:27:34,952 --> 00:27:35,953 Hm. 429 00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:37,871 I'll let you two get situated. 430 00:27:38,414 --> 00:27:40,332 I know you need your private time. 431 00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:45,129 We're not gonna have sex. 432 00:27:45,337 --> 00:27:46,337 Uh-huh. 433 00:27:49,675 --> 00:27:52,636 If it was a prank, I don't think Patricia was a part of it. 434 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,096 She was perfectly normal. 435 00:27:54,722 --> 00:27:57,516 What about me? Was I perfectly normal? 436 00:27:58,559 --> 00:27:59,559 What do you mean? 437 00:27:59,602 --> 00:28:02,146 I mean, was it obvious that I killed a guy 438 00:28:02,229 --> 00:28:03,939 and buried him in the woods last night? 439 00:28:04,356 --> 00:28:06,400 You didn't give off that vibe at all. 440 00:28:06,984 --> 00:28:08,110 Awesome. 441 00:28:10,946 --> 00:28:12,197 What about Donald? 442 00:28:14,158 --> 00:28:16,368 Maybe you should go have a chat. 443 00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,538 See if he goes on the list of suspects. 444 00:28:20,372 --> 00:28:21,665 I'll suit up. 445 00:28:46,398 --> 00:28:47,900 That's why I play percussion. 446 00:28:58,744 --> 00:29:00,871 Just gonna send this email and then I will be 447 00:29:00,996 --> 00:29:02,122 completely ready. 448 00:29:02,623 --> 00:29:03,749 That's OK. I got it. 449 00:29:03,832 --> 00:29:05,584 Sure? You got yours? OK. I'll grab mine. 450 00:29:07,169 --> 00:29:08,212 OK. 451 00:29:09,255 --> 00:29:10,381 It's nice. 452 00:29:10,798 --> 00:29:12,007 Yeah. It's really nice. 453 00:29:13,259 --> 00:29:15,219 - They did good. - Yeah. They really did. 454 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:23,185 Is that their fucking car? 455 00:29:24,728 --> 00:29:26,063 - Hey! - Hi. 456 00:29:26,188 --> 00:29:27,690 - Hey. - Um... 457 00:29:27,773 --> 00:29:29,024 I thought you uninvited them. 458 00:29:29,108 --> 00:29:31,151 Carla, Maude, good to see you. 459 00:29:31,318 --> 00:29:32,319 - Hi! - Hey! 460 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:34,905 Oh, my God. It's great to see you too. 461 00:29:35,072 --> 00:29:36,448 Oh, wow. I'm so glad you made it. 462 00:29:36,657 --> 00:29:38,075 Well, I'm gonna go to the pool. 463 00:29:39,368 --> 00:29:41,203 Just to be clear, it's not great to see them 464 00:29:41,287 --> 00:29:42,997 and I'm really not glad they made it. 465 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,123 That was clear. 466 00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:54,049 How's it going, Donald? 467 00:29:56,802 --> 00:29:58,304 Forgot you guys were coming out. 468 00:30:01,682 --> 00:30:02,766 Yeah, we made it. 469 00:30:03,225 --> 00:30:04,393 Enjoying the pool? 470 00:30:06,353 --> 00:30:07,396 Yeah. 471 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:15,029 Can I have one of those beers? 472 00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:24,913 Can I have one of those beers, Donald? 473 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:28,459 Sorry, man. Yeah. Sure. 474 00:30:31,045 --> 00:30:32,254 Thanks. 475 00:30:35,841 --> 00:30:37,051 Psych! 476 00:30:39,803 --> 00:30:40,930 Good one. 477 00:30:41,847 --> 00:30:42,932 You got me. 478 00:30:49,063 --> 00:30:50,147 Oh... 479 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:52,524 Your husband's in a good mood. 480 00:30:52,858 --> 00:30:54,735 Oh? Was he being a shit? 481 00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:57,321 - You could say that. - I'm sorry. 482 00:30:57,404 --> 00:30:59,323 That seems to be his default mode lately. 483 00:30:59,865 --> 00:31:01,033 It's not about me? 484 00:31:02,368 --> 00:31:03,368 No. 485 00:31:03,452 --> 00:31:06,080 No. He just hates the world and everyone in it. 486 00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:07,163 Trust me. 487 00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:09,124 You guys doing OK? 488 00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:12,044 Was the Hindenburg OK? 489 00:31:16,298 --> 00:31:18,133 Hey, Don-Don. You enjoy the pool? 490 00:31:19,301 --> 00:31:20,844 Who the fuck is Don-Don? 491 00:31:21,637 --> 00:31:24,390 Figured I'd give everyone fun nicknames for the weekend. 492 00:31:24,765 --> 00:31:26,183 Can I get a different one? 493 00:31:26,267 --> 00:31:28,060 I don't know if I can deal with Don-Don. 494 00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,189 Nice tits, bro. 495 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,027 To be continued. 496 00:31:38,153 --> 00:31:40,406 Something's going on with Donald, but... 497 00:31:41,365 --> 00:31:43,367 I don't think it has anything to do with us. 498 00:31:44,994 --> 00:31:47,329 What about Carla and Maude? 499 00:31:47,454 --> 00:31:48,998 Oh. 500 00:31:49,164 --> 00:31:50,916 I mean, they were not happy to see me 501 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,669 but I don't know if that means anything or not. 502 00:31:54,336 --> 00:31:55,713 Is Richard here yet? 503 00:31:56,005 --> 00:31:58,799 Not yet. I guess he's bringing his fiancé? 504 00:31:58,924 --> 00:32:00,092 Oh! That'll be nice. 505 00:32:00,175 --> 00:32:02,636 - I like Lucile. - Not Lucile. 506 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,346 I think he got a new one. 507 00:32:04,471 --> 00:32:05,889 Really? When did that happen? 508 00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:07,099 I don't know. 509 00:32:07,182 --> 00:32:08,976 I guess her name is Gretel? 510 00:32:09,184 --> 00:32:10,519 And she's in a band. 511 00:32:11,437 --> 00:32:15,316 Tricia told me she has, like, 500,000 Instagram followers. 512 00:32:22,323 --> 00:32:23,532 Hello. 513 00:32:30,372 --> 00:32:31,957 We have to pretend like 514 00:32:32,249 --> 00:32:34,919 everything's perfectly normal, right? 515 00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,880 Well, obviously, it's the most important thing. 516 00:32:38,297 --> 00:32:42,593 Hmm. Well, we have been here for two whole hours 517 00:32:42,676 --> 00:32:43,886 and we haven't fucked yet. 518 00:32:43,969 --> 00:32:46,555 Hmm. Someone might get suspicious. 519 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,108 The law... 520 00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:00,277 deception... deception... 521 00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:03,113 I could've made that omelette. 522 00:33:03,447 --> 00:33:04,823 What if we aren't normal? 523 00:33:05,407 --> 00:33:06,659 Are you OK? 524 00:33:07,326 --> 00:33:08,369 What if... 525 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,162 maybe... 526 00:33:10,537 --> 00:33:11,664 maybe this is weird. 527 00:33:11,747 --> 00:33:13,624 Maybe we are weird. 528 00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:16,961 Maybe there is something wrong with us. 529 00:33:17,711 --> 00:33:19,129 There's nothing wrong with us. 530 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:21,840 Do you know what this is? 531 00:33:23,384 --> 00:33:24,635 What? What is it? 532 00:33:25,719 --> 00:33:27,054 This is love, baby. 533 00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:31,058 Oh... 534 00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:36,146 Yeah, you... 535 00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:40,067 Remember where you left off? 536 00:33:42,278 --> 00:33:44,780 Think so. Alright, my head was here 537 00:33:44,863 --> 00:33:46,448 and I was doing this. 538 00:35:24,338 --> 00:35:26,966 Hey, I was expecting you guys hours ago. 539 00:35:27,216 --> 00:35:30,552 Yeah, we had some... complications. 540 00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:32,137 Is everything alright? 541 00:35:32,721 --> 00:35:34,098 It will be. 542 00:35:36,934 --> 00:35:38,936 Richard. Gretel, is it? 543 00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:41,605 - Did you guys carpool with them? - Yeah. 544 00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:48,195 Patricia, uh, there's something 545 00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:50,406 in the back of our car 546 00:35:50,489 --> 00:35:53,033 I think you're gonna find interesting. 547 00:36:26,567 --> 00:36:28,027 Mother of God. 548 00:36:37,077 --> 00:36:39,538 Yo! Everybody's here and Val brought 549 00:36:39,622 --> 00:36:41,457 some motherfucking pizza! 550 00:36:43,792 --> 00:36:46,003 I guess Val brought some motherfucking pizza. 551 00:36:46,587 --> 00:36:48,422 Could you help me with this? 552 00:36:49,798 --> 00:36:50,925 Thank you. 553 00:36:54,762 --> 00:36:55,763 Ready? 554 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:56,889 Ready. 555 00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:58,682 So he says to me 556 00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:00,684 "There's something in the back of my car 557 00:37:00,768 --> 00:37:02,978 you might find interesting." 558 00:37:03,187 --> 00:37:04,647 - Gross. - And yeah, I know. 559 00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:06,190 He's basically taunting me, right? 560 00:37:06,273 --> 00:37:09,234 But I go anyway even though, like, I have no clue 561 00:37:09,318 --> 00:37:11,153 what's gonna be in there, knowing this guy 562 00:37:11,236 --> 00:37:14,198 it could be a fucking python or like 563 00:37:14,281 --> 00:37:16,200 I don't know, a dead body maybe? 564 00:37:16,283 --> 00:37:17,534 Oh, stop... 565 00:37:17,701 --> 00:37:19,411 Let me say this for once and for all. 566 00:37:19,495 --> 00:37:20,746 It was a medical cadaver 567 00:37:20,829 --> 00:37:22,206 it wasn't a real dead body, OK? 568 00:37:22,289 --> 00:37:23,332 - It was... - OK. 569 00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:25,751 Well, like, you know, knowing Val and his antics 570 00:37:25,834 --> 00:37:27,336 - could be anything. - Wait. 571 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,088 What do you mean fucking Val's antics? 572 00:37:29,171 --> 00:37:30,565 - What're you talking about? - Are you telling me 573 00:37:30,589 --> 00:37:32,275 you don't know about your husband's hobbies? 574 00:37:32,299 --> 00:37:33,676 - No. I don't. - Just stop. 575 00:37:33,759 --> 00:37:37,179 OK. This guy basically traumatised me in college. 576 00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:42,059 I may have dabbled in a prank here and there. 577 00:37:42,142 --> 00:37:43,602 - Oh, gross. - Here or there. 578 00:37:43,686 --> 00:37:45,896 If I were to describe you in one sentence from back then 579 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:48,023 it would be "the guy who pranks people." 580 00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:49,387 You were... you're the prankster. 581 00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:51,860 That was a long time ago, OK? 582 00:37:51,944 --> 00:37:54,071 I have changed. I am an adult, OK? 583 00:37:54,154 --> 00:37:56,198 That's not me anymore. I don't do that. 584 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,617 Didn't you tell me about a time that Val 585 00:37:58,701 --> 00:38:01,578 had, like, an FBI agent come to your college or something? 586 00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:05,165 Oh, my God! Yes, I almost forgot about that. 587 00:38:05,332 --> 00:38:07,042 Wait. An FBI agent? 588 00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:10,087 - CIA, technically. - Oh, technically! 589 00:38:10,170 --> 00:38:11,171 Yes, yes. 590 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:12,756 So this guy comes to class 591 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,842 all official, like, badge and everything. 592 00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:16,510 Yeah. He says Val needs to help 593 00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:18,053 with some secret government project. 594 00:38:18,137 --> 00:38:19,847 Yeah, he needs to take him away immediately 595 00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:22,099 and he needs to finish his test at a later date. 596 00:38:22,349 --> 00:38:23,892 There's no way that worked. 597 00:38:23,976 --> 00:38:25,686 Mmm. It worked. 598 00:38:25,894 --> 00:38:27,694 You know that might be the only prank of yours 599 00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:29,231 that wasn't, like, mean-spirited. 600 00:38:29,315 --> 00:38:30,983 Do you think of yourself as a sociopath 601 00:38:31,066 --> 00:38:31,984 or psychopath? 602 00:38:32,067 --> 00:38:34,111 Are you kidding me? Look, I didn't do anything 603 00:38:34,194 --> 00:38:36,614 that's mean-spirited. That was a joke. 604 00:38:37,406 --> 00:38:38,866 - It's a joke. - Val. 605 00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:41,827 You can't just like revisionist history this whole thing. 606 00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:43,078 I was there, OK? 607 00:38:43,162 --> 00:38:45,748 I got PTSD from all the shit you pulled. 608 00:38:45,914 --> 00:38:46,914 OK. 609 00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:48,834 She's exaggerating, OK? It was not that bad. 610 00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:50,878 - No. I'm not exaggerating. - It's not a big deal. 611 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,713 Well, I'm not a fan of pranks. 612 00:38:52,796 --> 00:38:53,964 I think they're sadistic. 613 00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:57,051 Alright. I'm gonna put some tunes on. 614 00:38:57,134 --> 00:39:00,262 Take this party in a less introspective direction, OK? 615 00:39:01,597 --> 00:39:03,807 Can't wait to see what kinda music he puts on. 616 00:39:03,891 --> 00:39:04,892 Hey, guys. 617 00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:06,101 He has worse taste in music 618 00:39:06,185 --> 00:39:07,770 than the jet from the movie Stealth. 619 00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:13,567 My friend, we cannot keep this a secret 620 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:14,860 any longer... 621 00:39:16,236 --> 00:39:17,696 - Val? - I think so. 622 00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:19,615 - Karen? - I don't know. 623 00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,367 Well, maybe you should go outside 624 00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:23,327 and bum a cigarette from her. 625 00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:24,536 I don't smoke. 626 00:39:24,912 --> 00:39:26,330 Desperate times, honey. 627 00:39:27,122 --> 00:39:28,374 Maybe you should smoke. 628 00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,334 I don't wanna smoke. 629 00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:32,419 - OK, I'll smoke. - OK. Good. 630 00:39:32,503 --> 00:39:34,672 But just be smooth. 631 00:39:34,964 --> 00:39:35,965 Duh. 632 00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:45,057 - Hey. - Hey. 633 00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:46,350 You got an extra? 634 00:39:47,101 --> 00:39:48,269 Since when do you smoke? 635 00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:50,145 Since all the time. 636 00:39:51,272 --> 00:39:52,398 OK. 637 00:40:10,249 --> 00:40:11,917 I just want you to know there's no... 638 00:40:12,751 --> 00:40:14,837 hard feelings about what was said at dinner. 639 00:40:15,004 --> 00:40:16,338 Oh, you mean the other night? 640 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:18,924 That's awfully big of you. 641 00:40:21,427 --> 00:40:22,845 It's your fault, you know. 642 00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:24,638 What is? 643 00:40:26,265 --> 00:40:28,350 Things don't have to be awkward between us. 644 00:40:28,434 --> 00:40:29,643 It's not awkward. 645 00:40:30,019 --> 00:40:32,139 We haven't had a real conversation since Thanksgiving. 646 00:40:34,481 --> 00:40:35,941 She never would've known. 647 00:40:40,654 --> 00:40:42,031 You had to be so noble, didn't you? 648 00:40:42,156 --> 00:40:43,316 I would never do that to her. 649 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,534 - But you've done it before. - We dated for a week 650 00:40:45,618 --> 00:40:47,538 when we were in our 20s. I hadn't even met Janet. 651 00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:50,080 - But we had sex, didn't we? - What's your point? 652 00:40:50,289 --> 00:40:52,166 My point is exes hook up all the time. 653 00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,001 It doesn't even really count as an affair. 654 00:40:54,084 --> 00:40:55,628 It does in my book. 655 00:40:56,211 --> 00:40:58,130 Your book is fucking stupid. 656 00:41:04,845 --> 00:41:06,597 Don't you ever want something different? 657 00:41:07,473 --> 00:41:10,517 Don't you ever get sick of the same pussy? 658 00:41:12,561 --> 00:41:14,104 You're talking about my wife. 659 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,815 - This is not appropriate. - Fuck appropriate. 660 00:41:17,733 --> 00:41:19,151 Tell me the truth. 661 00:41:19,568 --> 00:41:21,368 Do you really still enjoy having sex with her? 662 00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:22,863 - Of course. - How? 663 00:41:25,074 --> 00:41:26,450 Because she's my favourite. 664 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,206 Barf. 665 00:42:09,243 --> 00:42:10,536 Look, you got stuff going on 666 00:42:10,619 --> 00:42:12,180 I've got stuff going on. I got a bunch... 667 00:42:12,204 --> 00:42:13,580 Do you? Do you have stuff going on? 668 00:42:13,622 --> 00:42:15,833 - Got a bunch of stuff I'm... - What are you working on? 669 00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:17,543 It's... Let me know if it sucks 670 00:42:17,626 --> 00:42:19,086 but, like, a restaurant for cats 671 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:21,380 - right, and their owners. - Right. Yeah. 672 00:42:21,463 --> 00:42:22,506 Purr-fect. 673 00:42:22,631 --> 00:42:24,091 Business seems to be good. 674 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,760 Yeah, I mean, the expansion was entirely Maude's idea 675 00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:28,604 so I can't really take credit for that but... 676 00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:30,931 The restaurant with no name. 677 00:42:33,309 --> 00:42:34,393 And no menu. 678 00:42:35,394 --> 00:42:37,104 So, you... you and Richard? 679 00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:39,106 Seems like it's going good? 680 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,358 No, my Richard is terrible. 681 00:42:41,442 --> 00:42:42,860 Oh, your fiancé Richard? 682 00:42:42,943 --> 00:42:44,737 Yeah, he is a terrible person. 683 00:42:44,820 --> 00:42:47,281 What about your relationship? How's that going? 684 00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:49,116 Good. 685 00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:50,701 No, dude. Honestly... 686 00:42:50,784 --> 00:42:53,184 - that sounds like a great idea. - Fight Club the Restaurant. 687 00:42:53,746 --> 00:42:55,664 First rule of Fight Club the Restaurant? 688 00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:57,416 Make a reservation. 689 00:42:59,919 --> 00:43:01,045 You're not gonna get drunk 690 00:43:01,128 --> 00:43:02,838 and play your saxophone again, are you? 691 00:43:04,131 --> 00:43:05,131 No. 692 00:43:59,228 --> 00:44:00,479 Oh, my God. 693 00:44:00,646 --> 00:44:02,022 What? What's wrong? 694 00:44:02,231 --> 00:44:05,359 This is Armageddon. This is the end of all things. 695 00:44:05,901 --> 00:44:07,611 We are out of fucking booze. 696 00:44:08,362 --> 00:44:09,947 Oh, no. That's not a big deal. 697 00:44:10,030 --> 00:44:12,032 - The fuck it isn't, Janet. - No, it's just 698 00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:13,951 isn't there a store close by? 699 00:44:14,076 --> 00:44:15,786 Yes, but it's closing soon 700 00:44:15,869 --> 00:44:17,997 and none of us are in any condition to drive. 701 00:44:20,249 --> 00:44:23,002 Well, I haven't had anything to drink. 702 00:44:24,503 --> 00:44:25,629 You're shitting me. 703 00:44:25,838 --> 00:44:28,090 No, I could totally do a quick booze run. 704 00:44:29,758 --> 00:44:30,759 Janet. 705 00:44:31,927 --> 00:44:33,220 You're a goddamn hero. 706 00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:41,687 Go with God, Janet. 707 00:44:43,188 --> 00:44:44,690 And bring back all the booze. 708 00:44:46,233 --> 00:44:47,359 All of it. 709 00:44:59,038 --> 00:45:00,873 - Gretel? - Yeah. 710 00:45:03,042 --> 00:45:06,045 Uh, I was just... I'm gonna go on a booze run. 711 00:45:06,128 --> 00:45:07,338 Did you wanna come? 712 00:45:07,630 --> 00:45:09,590 Could I ride shotgun? 713 00:45:10,466 --> 00:45:11,592 Yeah, totally. 714 00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:16,889 Uh... 715 00:45:23,103 --> 00:45:24,229 You set? 716 00:45:27,441 --> 00:45:29,318 Hey, do you mind if I ask a question? 717 00:45:30,277 --> 00:45:31,403 What's your deal? 718 00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:34,073 Oh, I ate a whole bag of weed gummy bears. 719 00:45:34,156 --> 00:45:35,741 I'm extremely high. 720 00:45:36,367 --> 00:45:37,701 OK! 721 00:45:38,410 --> 00:45:39,453 That makes sense. 722 00:45:41,789 --> 00:45:43,457 What do you think? You have a preference? 723 00:45:44,792 --> 00:45:46,835 - The duck one. - Huh. 724 00:46:10,484 --> 00:46:12,945 We operate on a higher level... 725 00:46:13,696 --> 00:46:15,072 of authority. 726 00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:21,829 We operate... 727 00:46:22,621 --> 00:46:24,248 on a higher level... 728 00:46:24,665 --> 00:46:26,500 of authority. 729 00:46:35,759 --> 00:46:36,844 Hey. 730 00:46:37,177 --> 00:46:38,762 - What are you doing? - Oh! 731 00:46:39,221 --> 00:46:40,306 Uh... 732 00:46:41,515 --> 00:46:42,850 nothing. 733 00:46:46,145 --> 00:46:47,354 Everything's fine. 734 00:47:20,012 --> 00:47:21,597 Hey, is everything alright? 735 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,140 - I saw him. - Who? 736 00:47:23,515 --> 00:47:26,352 I saw the dead guy. Our dead guy. 737 00:47:27,436 --> 00:47:29,271 - Are you sure? - I'm sure as shit. 738 00:47:29,563 --> 00:47:31,190 And he wasn't dead? 739 00:47:31,273 --> 00:47:33,317 More like the exact opposite. 740 00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:35,027 - Where was this? - At the store. 741 00:47:35,152 --> 00:47:36,987 - At the grocery store. - Maybe it was just 742 00:47:37,071 --> 00:47:38,447 someone who looked like him. 743 00:47:38,530 --> 00:47:41,325 - It's $322.12. - Hang on. 744 00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:44,703 - Here you go! - Gracias. 745 00:47:45,913 --> 00:47:48,540 Look, we buried a guy in the woods. 746 00:47:48,916 --> 00:47:50,709 Look, I am on your side. I got your back. 747 00:47:50,876 --> 00:47:51,961 You know that. 748 00:47:52,461 --> 00:47:55,172 I'm just considering the options. 749 00:47:59,802 --> 00:48:02,513 And if you say you saw 750 00:48:02,721 --> 00:48:05,724 a dead guy walking around a grocery store 751 00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:10,354 then you saw a dead guy walking around a grocery store. 752 00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,439 - I believe you. - Thank you. 753 00:48:19,738 --> 00:48:21,115 I don't know, maybe you're right. 754 00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:23,909 Maybe it is just stress. 755 00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:03,741 I just had what you could call a confirmation. 756 00:49:04,450 --> 00:49:06,869 He's alive. He's alive as fuck. 757 00:49:19,298 --> 00:49:20,966 Have you been here the whole time? 758 00:49:22,009 --> 00:49:23,177 I have. 759 00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:28,410 - Do you know where Patricia is? - Are you still talking to me? 760 00:49:32,686 --> 00:49:33,771 - Hey. - Hey. 761 00:49:33,854 --> 00:49:35,230 - Have you seen Patricia? - Why? 762 00:49:35,397 --> 00:49:37,358 I need to borrow her set of keys for the house. 763 00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:39,526 Why do you need a set of keys? 764 00:49:40,069 --> 00:49:41,737 I accidentally locked our door upstairs 765 00:49:41,820 --> 00:49:43,340 and I need to get something from our room. 766 00:49:43,364 --> 00:49:44,740 Oh, well, I have an extra set. 767 00:49:44,823 --> 00:49:46,033 Oh, great. 768 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,618 Can I borrow them? 769 00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:55,000 Door's not gonna unlock itself. 770 00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,710 What do you say, you and I go upstairs 771 00:49:56,794 --> 00:49:58,420 - for a quick... - Oh, great, OK. 772 00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:00,589 Make sure I get those back! 773 00:50:01,090 --> 00:50:02,466 What was that, honey? 774 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,080 Nothing. I wasn't talking to you. 775 00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:14,603 Fuck you, gun room. 776 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,976 - Keys? - Thanks. 777 00:50:54,101 --> 00:50:56,604 One of these days, we will fuck. 778 00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:57,687 Ah. 779 00:50:58,522 --> 00:50:59,648 Do you hear me? 780 00:51:31,847 --> 00:51:33,849 - Are you OK? - Yeah. Are you OK? 781 00:51:33,933 --> 00:51:36,310 - I was just worried about you. - No. Everything's fine. 782 00:51:37,102 --> 00:51:39,021 - Take a deep breath. - OK. 783 00:51:39,355 --> 00:51:40,648 I realised something. 784 00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:42,733 We've been doing this all wrong. 785 00:51:42,983 --> 00:51:44,526 But now I know what we need to do. 786 00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,111 What? 787 00:51:46,195 --> 00:51:50,574 "When you try to avoid conflict, you create conflict." 788 00:51:51,158 --> 00:51:52,451 - Who said that? - I don't know. 789 00:51:52,534 --> 00:51:53,786 Bruce Lee, maybe? 790 00:51:53,911 --> 00:51:56,664 We've been trying to play it cool and see who knows what 791 00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:58,457 but that's not getting us anywhere. 792 00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:01,043 It's time for us to put our dicks on the table. 793 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,090 Hey! 794 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:10,094 Which one of you knows about this shit? 795 00:52:11,887 --> 00:52:13,097 My puzzle! 796 00:52:13,514 --> 00:52:14,807 Oh, sh... I'm sorry, man. 797 00:52:15,057 --> 00:52:17,226 I spent four hours on this thing and you just... 798 00:52:17,726 --> 00:52:18,726 Fuck! 799 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:19,812 Sorry, man. 800 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:24,400 Does this briefcase look familiar to anyone? 801 00:52:26,318 --> 00:52:27,403 Nope. 802 00:52:29,321 --> 00:52:30,489 No one? 803 00:52:30,823 --> 00:52:32,032 W-what's going on here? 804 00:52:32,157 --> 00:52:34,493 Oh, what? Even Captain Prankdick 805 00:52:34,576 --> 00:52:35,703 over here is gonna pretend 806 00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:37,538 he's never seen this briefcase before? 807 00:52:37,871 --> 00:52:39,373 Really? Prankdick? Thank you. 808 00:52:39,456 --> 00:52:40,708 The hell is going on? 809 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,227 Yeah, I think we're missing some things 810 00:52:42,251 --> 00:52:44,378 - like, all the things. - Mm-hmm. 811 00:52:44,753 --> 00:52:46,839 You're all really gonna act like you have no idea 812 00:52:46,922 --> 00:52:48,090 what we're talking about? 813 00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:53,053 Uh, yeah. Maybe because we really don't. 814 00:52:53,178 --> 00:52:55,180 Hey, here's a thought, why don't you guys 815 00:52:55,264 --> 00:52:57,766 just stop being so goddamn vague and explain yourselves? 816 00:53:00,436 --> 00:53:01,604 They don't know. 817 00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:05,232 Um, yeah. I would say it's pretty fucking obvious 818 00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:06,984 we have no idea what you're talking about. 819 00:53:07,067 --> 00:53:08,652 Do you wanna let us in? 820 00:53:09,570 --> 00:53:12,531 Well, I guess we better tell them everything. 821 00:53:12,906 --> 00:53:14,700 Woohoo! Story time! 822 00:53:14,783 --> 00:53:17,077 But I need a drink. And I'm also so tired. 823 00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:18,829 Can we please sit down in the living room? 824 00:53:34,470 --> 00:53:35,638 OK. 825 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:39,099 Not fully sure why we needed to see you act all of that out 826 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:41,310 but I do think we're all caught up. 827 00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:44,396 A-ha! I knew it! No one is that happy naturally. 828 00:53:44,897 --> 00:53:47,691 Wait, you don't actually believe this shit, do you? 829 00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:49,318 I think you guys are full of shit. 830 00:53:49,401 --> 00:53:51,481 I mean, there's no way that actually happened, right? 831 00:53:51,570 --> 00:53:53,572 - Come on! - Come on, dude. 832 00:53:53,656 --> 00:53:55,324 Tom and Janet are a lot of things 833 00:53:55,407 --> 00:53:56,909 no offense, but they're not liars. 834 00:53:57,326 --> 00:53:58,619 I mean, if it happened 835 00:53:58,702 --> 00:54:01,455 that doesn't necessarily mean that shit does anything. 836 00:54:01,747 --> 00:54:03,141 Anything could be in those syringes. 837 00:54:03,165 --> 00:54:04,885 - It could be Ecto Cooler. - Wait, you guys. 838 00:54:04,917 --> 00:54:07,127 You're focusing on the wrong fucking thing here. 839 00:54:07,253 --> 00:54:08,754 They killed somebody. 840 00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:11,382 Well, I understand how you would think that 841 00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:13,509 but he's not dead anymore 842 00:54:13,842 --> 00:54:17,763 so... I didn't really kill anyone. 843 00:54:17,846 --> 00:54:19,848 Yeah, I'll be honest, I'm feeling a little weird 844 00:54:19,932 --> 00:54:21,201 about the whole murder part too. 845 00:54:21,225 --> 00:54:22,518 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 846 00:54:22,768 --> 00:54:24,853 I don't know if it's murder per se. 847 00:54:25,938 --> 00:54:27,606 I mean, look, you got a weird dude 848 00:54:27,690 --> 00:54:29,525 he comes in your house with, like, big needles 849 00:54:29,608 --> 00:54:30,818 that's a tough situation. 850 00:54:31,110 --> 00:54:33,404 I say it's more like self-defense, you know? 851 00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:35,322 Maybe I would do the same thing. 852 00:54:36,282 --> 00:54:38,117 - I said "maybe." - Alright. 853 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,868 So, you have this briefcase 854 00:54:39,952 --> 00:54:41,870 with these syringes in it, all day 855 00:54:41,996 --> 00:54:44,581 but you don't say anything until now? Why? 856 00:54:45,791 --> 00:54:46,791 W... 857 00:54:48,377 --> 00:54:49,753 They thought you did it. 858 00:54:50,129 --> 00:54:51,922 What? No. Me? 859 00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,674 Yes! Or somebody in this room 860 00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:55,884 - but most likely you. - OK. Yeah, yeah. 861 00:54:55,968 --> 00:54:58,554 I, um, I sent a guy to your house 862 00:54:58,637 --> 00:55:01,181 and made him give you, like, some Twilight Zone speech 863 00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:03,142 about your sex life? Guilty. 864 00:55:03,642 --> 00:55:06,478 Uh, yeah. That sounds exactly like something you'd do, right? 865 00:55:07,229 --> 00:55:09,356 - No, it doesn't. - Yes, it does. 866 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,025 - OK. Screw you, Patricia. - Alright. 867 00:55:11,191 --> 00:55:12,943 Screw you, Captain Prankfuck. 868 00:55:13,277 --> 00:55:15,195 Well, it was Prankdick, actually. 869 00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:18,115 Yes. That is much better. Captain Prankdick! 870 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,840 You think your friends would do something 871 00:55:19,867 --> 00:55:20,993 that fucked up to you? 872 00:55:21,076 --> 00:55:24,622 It was made very clear that you all have a problem 873 00:55:24,705 --> 00:55:26,707 with our marriage and how we make you feel. 874 00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:28,430 I don't have a problem with your marriage. 875 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:30,669 Babe, I mean, don't lie. 876 00:55:30,836 --> 00:55:31,921 I'm not lying. 877 00:55:32,379 --> 00:55:34,506 We complain about these people all the time. 878 00:55:34,673 --> 00:55:36,675 Yeah, everybody talks shit about everybody. 879 00:55:36,759 --> 00:55:37,635 That's just life. 880 00:55:37,718 --> 00:55:40,179 That's just how it works but wasn't I the only one 881 00:55:40,262 --> 00:55:42,640 who was upset when you uninvited them? 882 00:55:43,015 --> 00:55:44,808 Yeah, OK. Yes. That's true. 883 00:55:44,892 --> 00:55:45,893 See? There you go. 884 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,520 Look. The question is, what do we do now? 885 00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:53,984 OK, well... 886 00:55:54,693 --> 00:55:56,028 Like Donald said, I mean 887 00:55:56,111 --> 00:55:59,031 none of us actually know what's in these things. 888 00:55:59,114 --> 00:56:00,366 Yeah. Could be horse piss. 889 00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:01,992 Yeah, it could be horse piss. 890 00:56:03,202 --> 00:56:04,536 I mean, how do we find out? 891 00:56:08,457 --> 00:56:10,125 Does anyone know a scientist? 892 00:56:13,963 --> 00:56:15,172 Oh, I do. 893 00:56:16,006 --> 00:56:17,049 You do? 894 00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,228 What do you want? 895 00:56:29,311 --> 00:56:31,146 Jesus, Arthur, what's with the hostility? 896 00:56:31,230 --> 00:56:33,023 You guys seem to be having a great time. 897 00:56:33,065 --> 00:56:35,276 I told people not to post pictures on social media. 898 00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:37,403 I didn't want anyone to feel left out. 899 00:56:37,486 --> 00:56:40,698 Oh, that's so great of you. Thanks. 900 00:56:40,781 --> 00:56:41,782 Alright. Relax. 901 00:56:41,865 --> 00:56:43,701 Listen, it's a couple's trip, Arthur. 902 00:56:43,784 --> 00:56:46,120 Oh, so I'm penalised because my wife left me? 903 00:56:46,954 --> 00:56:48,580 You know what? Never mind. 904 00:56:48,664 --> 00:56:49,915 I was calling to invite you 905 00:56:49,999 --> 00:56:51,726 but if you're gonna have an attitude about it... 906 00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:53,919 No. No, no, no. No. I'm sorry. 907 00:56:54,169 --> 00:56:58,257 Um, I just got hurt feelings. That's what happened. 908 00:56:58,424 --> 00:56:59,758 So, I would love to come. 909 00:56:59,925 --> 00:57:02,469 Alright. Wonderful. I'll text you the details. 910 00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:04,555 Great. That means a lot. Thank you. 911 00:57:04,638 --> 00:57:05,764 Um, one more thing. 912 00:57:06,932 --> 00:57:08,601 Do you have a microscope? 913 00:57:14,523 --> 00:57:15,923 Yeah, of course I have a microscope. 914 00:57:16,108 --> 00:57:18,777 Alright. Arthur's too fucking high to drive right now 915 00:57:18,861 --> 00:57:20,741 so he's gonna get up really early in the morning 916 00:57:20,779 --> 00:57:22,156 and he's gonna be here first thing. 917 00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:24,575 He's gonna bring his microscope and after breakfast 918 00:57:24,658 --> 00:57:25,938 we're gonna look in the syringes. 919 00:57:26,327 --> 00:57:29,955 Great. So, what do you say, maybe we call it a night? 920 00:57:30,164 --> 00:57:31,540 Everybody get some sleep. 921 00:57:31,790 --> 00:57:33,125 You wanna get some sleep? 922 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:36,629 There is a guy stalking you who will not die. 923 00:57:37,087 --> 00:57:38,714 How are any of us gonna get any sleep? 924 00:57:38,797 --> 00:57:41,091 Oh, chill out, you friggin' baby. 925 00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:42,660 We're in the safest place on Earth. 926 00:57:42,843 --> 00:57:44,553 This house is a fortress. 927 00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:48,599 Let me show you. There are motion sensors outside. 928 00:57:48,682 --> 00:57:50,601 There are sensors on all the doors. 929 00:57:50,726 --> 00:57:52,478 There are sensors on the windows. 930 00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:54,480 Alarm system activated. 931 00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:56,398 No one is getting in here tonight 932 00:57:56,482 --> 00:57:57,602 without us knowing about it. 933 00:57:57,650 --> 00:58:00,069 Yeah, well, I don't know about all of you guys 934 00:58:00,194 --> 00:58:01,946 but I don't personally feel comfortable 935 00:58:02,029 --> 00:58:04,615 sleeping in the same house with a couple of murderers. 936 00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:07,326 Oh, fuck off, Carla. Why would anyone murder you? 937 00:58:07,493 --> 00:58:09,286 Chill out, Patricia. Alright, that's rude. 938 00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:10,371 Maybe I'm wrong. 939 00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:12,223 Maybe there are plenty of reasons to murder you. 940 00:58:12,247 --> 00:58:14,917 If you're that worried about it, lock your goddamn door, OK? 941 00:58:15,584 --> 00:58:17,586 Anybody else have any issues? 942 00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:21,715 Great. Then I'll see you all tomorrow morning. 943 00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:23,175 Maybe Val will make us breakfast. 944 00:58:23,676 --> 00:58:25,386 You can make your special poached eggs. 945 00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,846 Actually, I don't like to cook on vacation. 946 00:58:27,972 --> 00:58:30,015 - Oh, my God... - What? 947 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,183 For me... 948 00:59:00,879 --> 00:59:02,047 Are you OK? 949 00:59:03,799 --> 00:59:04,842 Yeah. 950 00:59:07,386 --> 00:59:09,597 I'm gonna go downstairs. Do you want anything? 951 00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:12,349 Oh, would you get me a glass of water? 952 00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:26,196 You know, it's all starting to make sense now. 953 00:59:27,531 --> 00:59:29,617 All that romantic talk and your morals 954 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,410 it's all bullshit. 955 00:59:34,663 --> 00:59:36,874 - It's not bullshit. - You're lying to yourself. 956 00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:41,003 You didn't turn me down because she's your "favourite." 957 00:59:47,426 --> 00:59:48,677 Goodnight, Karen. 958 00:59:54,391 --> 00:59:55,726 Sweet dreams. 959 01:00:25,256 --> 01:00:26,632 We don't have to do this. 960 01:00:29,218 --> 01:00:30,427 What, have to? 961 01:00:31,804 --> 01:00:33,806 We don't have to keep up appearances. 962 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:37,810 Oh. 963 01:00:39,019 --> 01:00:40,187 OK. 964 01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:02,835 Uh, did you bring me that water? 965 01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:05,212 I forgot. 966 01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:42,458 Do you think anyone suspects us? 967 01:01:44,793 --> 01:01:46,253 No, I think we're in the clear. 968 01:01:47,630 --> 01:01:48,631 Right? 969 01:01:49,882 --> 01:01:51,091 Maybe. 970 01:02:58,367 --> 01:02:59,535 No. 971 01:03:13,299 --> 01:03:15,426 - Honey? - Go back to bed, sweetie. 972 01:03:16,051 --> 01:03:18,095 OK, honey... 973 01:04:46,058 --> 01:04:48,227 - Why? - I was curious. 974 01:04:49,770 --> 01:04:51,814 Why should we wait to see what's in it? 975 01:04:52,606 --> 01:04:54,191 I'm not gonna cheat on my wife. 976 01:04:57,361 --> 01:04:58,737 Are you sure about that? 977 01:05:02,283 --> 01:05:03,826 Because I'm feeling some interest. 978 01:06:11,727 --> 01:06:12,937 This is wrong. 979 01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:04,506 We don't have to keep up appearances. 980 01:08:04,590 --> 01:08:05,716 Remember? 981 01:08:31,617 --> 01:08:33,743 - Hey, how'd you sleep? - Not now, Karen. 982 01:08:37,247 --> 01:08:38,499 Sorry. 983 01:08:52,638 --> 01:08:54,555 That was not there yesterday. 984 01:09:04,483 --> 01:09:05,960 Do you know how much sugar is in that? 985 01:09:05,984 --> 01:09:07,569 When is the scientist dude getting here? 986 01:09:08,069 --> 01:09:09,571 - Patricia. - We don't know. 987 01:09:09,697 --> 01:09:12,573 Patricia. How did you find this house? 988 01:09:13,033 --> 01:09:15,493 On the internet. On Airbnb, like everyone finds a house. 989 01:09:15,828 --> 01:09:17,496 Can I see the confirmation email? 990 01:09:17,621 --> 01:09:19,999 - Dude, what is your problem? - What's going on? 991 01:09:21,875 --> 01:09:23,085 Where did you take that? 992 01:09:23,167 --> 01:09:25,004 It's in the living room, above the fireplace. 993 01:09:26,589 --> 01:09:28,591 - What? - Where did you get this house? 994 01:09:29,591 --> 01:09:31,676 You wanna... You wanna just tell them? 995 01:09:36,265 --> 01:09:37,265 Mmm. 996 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:43,188 I was looking for a house 997 01:09:43,272 --> 01:09:44,857 for this weekend on the internet 998 01:09:44,982 --> 01:09:47,526 and this guy from work saw what I was doing 999 01:09:47,609 --> 01:09:50,863 and he overheard that my husband got laid off and he felt bad. 1000 01:09:52,948 --> 01:09:54,408 Look, I lost my job six weeks ago. 1001 01:09:55,868 --> 01:09:56,994 We sold the Lexus. 1002 01:09:57,077 --> 01:09:58,597 We haven't been able to pay our mortgage 1003 01:09:58,621 --> 01:10:00,914 now we're having what is commonly referred to as 1004 01:10:00,998 --> 01:10:02,166 money problems. 1005 01:10:02,249 --> 01:10:04,668 He offered us his place. 1006 01:10:04,793 --> 01:10:06,337 And I thought, "What's the harm?" 1007 01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:08,339 Like, this place is rad 1008 01:10:08,422 --> 01:10:10,382 and you guys all wanted to, like 1009 01:10:10,466 --> 01:10:12,676 pay to have a good time this weekend. 1010 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,095 So what does it matter where I got it from, y'know? 1011 01:10:15,179 --> 01:10:16,472 You took our money though? 1012 01:10:16,555 --> 01:10:18,599 Is this the guy? Is this him? 1013 01:10:18,891 --> 01:10:20,100 Yeah. So? 1014 01:10:20,225 --> 01:10:21,894 He's the guy with the briefcase. 1015 01:10:22,811 --> 01:10:24,104 We're in his fucking house. 1016 01:10:24,772 --> 01:10:25,940 Oh, that's not good. 1017 01:10:26,106 --> 01:10:28,817 Well, he's watching us, so... 1018 01:10:28,901 --> 01:10:30,527 W-what do you mean watching us? 1019 01:10:30,611 --> 01:10:32,279 I just... I know he's got cameras. 1020 01:10:33,155 --> 01:10:34,155 Where? 1021 01:10:34,239 --> 01:10:37,076 There's definitely a good view of that couch over there. 1022 01:10:37,159 --> 01:10:38,159 Oh, shit. 1023 01:10:40,079 --> 01:10:41,997 Hey, guys. Just a quick question. 1024 01:10:42,331 --> 01:10:44,208 Why the shit are we still here? 1025 01:10:45,251 --> 01:10:46,293 Yeah, that's a good point. 1026 01:10:46,377 --> 01:10:47,977 Let's discuss my fuck-up at a later date. 1027 01:10:48,087 --> 01:10:49,255 - Great! - Yeah. 1028 01:10:53,050 --> 01:10:55,261 - Hey, what about your stuff? - Who cares? 1029 01:10:55,344 --> 01:10:56,345 We'll buy new shit. 1030 01:10:57,054 --> 01:10:58,847 - Maybe a little closer. - How much closer? 1031 01:10:59,014 --> 01:11:00,307 - Don't hit it. - Of course not. 1032 01:11:00,391 --> 01:11:01,433 I'm not trying to hit it. 1033 01:11:01,517 --> 01:11:03,286 It's how close I have to be for the sensor to work. 1034 01:11:03,310 --> 01:11:04,937 It should be here, like, the machine's... 1035 01:11:04,979 --> 01:11:06,939 I'm underneath. I'm at the gate. There's no... 1036 01:11:07,022 --> 01:11:08,902 I can't go any further without hitting the gate. 1037 01:11:08,941 --> 01:11:10,941 - Just try to back up. - Back up and move up to it? 1038 01:11:10,985 --> 01:11:12,695 Didn't you feel that there was just... 1039 01:11:13,112 --> 01:11:14,363 I just got the distinct vibe 1040 01:11:14,446 --> 01:11:16,699 there was gonna be some weird sex game. 1041 01:11:16,782 --> 01:11:18,784 If we stay in there one more minute 1042 01:11:18,867 --> 01:11:20,507 - we're seeing dicks. - We're seeing dick. 1043 01:11:22,329 --> 01:11:24,206 Why are they honking at us? 1044 01:11:24,290 --> 01:11:26,000 We can't open the gate either! 1045 01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,418 - Won't open! - Guys. 1046 01:11:27,501 --> 01:11:29,378 Gate's not working. 1047 01:11:29,461 --> 01:11:31,523 - You gotta move forward! - Gotta figure out the gate. 1048 01:11:31,547 --> 01:11:33,632 We don't need to move forward 1049 01:11:33,716 --> 01:11:35,342 - or back... - There's a censor! 1050 01:11:35,426 --> 01:11:36,427 I know that, Pat! 1051 01:11:36,510 --> 01:11:38,012 I want you to move your car back 1052 01:11:38,095 --> 01:11:39,513 so I can move my car forward. 1053 01:11:39,638 --> 01:11:41,056 You have to go forward 1054 01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,017 - not backward. - Is there a garage door opener 1055 01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:44,268 in the garage we could use? 1056 01:11:44,351 --> 01:11:45,671 That would open the garage, dummy. 1057 01:11:45,728 --> 01:11:47,038 - Ugh. - I'm gonna try to reset it. 1058 01:11:47,062 --> 01:11:48,063 Babe, don't touch it. 1059 01:11:48,147 --> 01:11:49,457 - Ladies, ladies, ladies. - Can you not... 1060 01:11:49,481 --> 01:11:50,983 Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies... 1061 01:11:51,108 --> 01:11:52,526 Gentleman, gentleman, gentleman! 1062 01:11:52,610 --> 01:11:55,195 Look, sorry. I'm gonna hop this bitch. 1063 01:11:55,404 --> 01:11:57,448 Hey! Remember our conversation. 1064 01:11:57,531 --> 01:11:59,408 You're not allowed to use that word anymore. 1065 01:11:59,491 --> 01:12:01,493 It's a special consideration for the situation. 1066 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:08,751 Is he breathing? 1067 01:12:11,962 --> 01:12:13,172 You OK? 1068 01:12:15,883 --> 01:12:18,260 Let's go. Let's go. OK, let's go. 1069 01:12:19,595 --> 01:12:21,013 OK. Let's move out. 1070 01:12:21,096 --> 01:12:22,097 Guys. 1071 01:12:22,139 --> 01:12:23,724 - We're not getting out of here. - What? 1072 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:25,684 - Why isn't the gate open? - I... 1073 01:12:25,768 --> 01:12:27,978 - What the hell happened? - The gate's electrified. 1074 01:12:28,062 --> 01:12:29,563 - What? - Is Don-Don OK? 1075 01:12:29,730 --> 01:12:31,732 - Who the fuck is Don-Don? - Oh, fuck. 1076 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:34,002 I forgot I was giving everyone nicknames for the weekend. 1077 01:12:34,026 --> 01:12:35,694 I feel like I put my dick in a socket. 1078 01:12:39,281 --> 01:12:41,075 - Everyone, stay calm. - Whoa, whoa. 1079 01:12:41,241 --> 01:12:43,077 - You have a gun? - It's not mine. 1080 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:44,244 Then whose is it? 1081 01:12:44,328 --> 01:12:45,663 I got it from the gun room. 1082 01:12:45,746 --> 01:12:46,997 There's a gun room? 1083 01:12:47,081 --> 01:12:47,998 Yeah. 1084 01:12:48,082 --> 01:12:50,417 There's a gun room and an electrified fence? 1085 01:12:50,501 --> 01:12:52,294 Patricia, what a great vacation spot! 1086 01:12:52,378 --> 01:12:54,129 Well done. Zero stars. 1087 01:12:54,213 --> 01:12:55,673 OK. I made a mistake. 1088 01:12:55,756 --> 01:12:57,424 Get off my dick. Jesus. 1089 01:12:58,550 --> 01:13:00,177 I think we should go back inside. 1090 01:13:00,386 --> 01:13:02,680 Uh, yeah. That's not happening. So... 1091 01:13:12,856 --> 01:13:14,733 Jesus, why would you have this? 1092 01:13:14,984 --> 01:13:16,819 Are you sure you wanna do that? 1093 01:13:16,902 --> 01:13:18,487 Does anybody have a better idea? 1094 01:13:20,364 --> 01:13:21,490 OK. 1095 01:13:32,251 --> 01:13:34,169 Where the fuck is all the furniture? 1096 01:15:02,508 --> 01:15:03,508 Where's Gretel? 1097 01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:08,806 The hell you been? 1098 01:15:08,889 --> 01:15:10,641 The bathroom, jeez. Hold your horses. 1099 01:15:15,312 --> 01:15:17,564 You had everybody waiting, and it's rude. 1100 01:15:21,610 --> 01:15:22,778 Now what? 1101 01:15:26,907 --> 01:15:29,243 You are all going to have a talk 1102 01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:33,038 and then this will all be over. 1103 01:15:34,707 --> 01:15:35,749 A... 1104 01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:37,835 a talk? 1105 01:15:39,295 --> 01:15:42,339 Wait. We just have to talk? 1106 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:45,884 Yeah? Like, no weird sex shit? 1107 01:15:46,719 --> 01:15:50,264 There will be no weird sex stuff, just a chat. 1108 01:15:51,432 --> 01:15:52,600 Well, that's good. 1109 01:15:52,725 --> 01:15:56,270 It's time for everyone to be honest with each other. 1110 01:16:00,357 --> 01:16:01,525 I'm not going first. 1111 01:16:02,109 --> 01:16:04,903 I feel like everybody knows I'm broke now, so... 1112 01:16:05,279 --> 01:16:07,114 Yeah, we don't have any other secrets. 1113 01:16:10,909 --> 01:16:13,329 Do you have anything you'd like to share, Tom? 1114 01:16:16,790 --> 01:16:17,958 Karen, how about you? 1115 01:16:20,419 --> 01:16:21,587 Can't think of anything. 1116 01:16:22,379 --> 01:16:24,214 Karen fucked my husband last night. 1117 01:16:25,591 --> 01:16:26,591 Ooh. 1118 01:16:27,509 --> 01:16:28,509 OK. 1119 01:16:28,969 --> 01:16:30,763 Well, at least you're not denying it. 1120 01:16:33,182 --> 01:16:34,266 That's not true. 1121 01:16:39,104 --> 01:16:40,314 It's fucking true? 1122 01:16:43,442 --> 01:16:45,069 She injected me in my sleep. 1123 01:16:47,571 --> 01:16:48,906 What, with the horse piss? 1124 01:16:57,081 --> 01:16:59,541 OK, I had sex with Tom last night. 1125 01:17:00,542 --> 01:17:01,877 Fuck it. I'll admit it, but... 1126 01:17:02,336 --> 01:17:04,713 just to clarify, I didn't inject you with anything. 1127 01:17:06,257 --> 01:17:07,508 What? 1128 01:17:09,051 --> 01:17:10,219 Who else would've done it? 1129 01:17:10,302 --> 01:17:11,582 You have keys to the whole house. 1130 01:17:11,929 --> 01:17:14,556 Well, I also have a set of keys, but I didn't touch your butt. 1131 01:17:16,267 --> 01:17:19,311 I stabbed you in the butt with a syringe 1132 01:17:19,395 --> 01:17:21,939 but I didn't inject you with that weird shit. 1133 01:17:22,022 --> 01:17:23,482 Alright? I'm not... I'm not evil. 1134 01:17:31,198 --> 01:17:32,825 So, you stabbed him in the butt? 1135 01:17:33,367 --> 01:17:35,536 And then you just took it out and put it away? 1136 01:17:38,539 --> 01:17:39,623 Hey, w... 1137 01:17:41,667 --> 01:17:43,002 I would never. 1138 01:17:43,085 --> 01:17:44,336 But you would. 1139 01:17:44,461 --> 01:17:46,630 Clearly, because you did. 1140 01:17:51,093 --> 01:17:52,093 How did you know? 1141 01:17:52,303 --> 01:17:54,138 Oh, I watched the whole thing. 1142 01:17:57,808 --> 01:17:59,244 I can't believe you're doing this to me. 1143 01:17:59,268 --> 01:18:00,269 Oh, fuck off, Val. 1144 01:18:00,352 --> 01:18:01,770 "Fuck off"? Excuse me, alright? 1145 01:18:01,854 --> 01:18:03,230 You're gay. 1146 01:18:05,441 --> 01:18:07,192 I'm not gay. 1147 01:18:07,651 --> 01:18:09,528 Oh, you're not? You're not gay? 1148 01:18:09,778 --> 01:18:11,423 Then why have you been fucking your sous chef 1149 01:18:11,447 --> 01:18:12,698 for the past three years? 1150 01:18:14,491 --> 01:18:15,909 You thought no one knew? 1151 01:18:16,994 --> 01:18:19,496 Who else here knew about Val and his sous chef escapades? 1152 01:18:23,626 --> 01:18:25,169 You're a bunch of fucking assholes. 1153 01:18:25,502 --> 01:18:27,963 - And for the record, I'm bi. - Oh. 1154 01:18:28,631 --> 01:18:30,633 Sexuality's complicated, man. 1155 01:18:31,342 --> 01:18:32,426 Is it? 1156 01:18:32,718 --> 01:18:35,763 And Patricia, when the group decided 1157 01:18:35,846 --> 01:18:37,181 to un-invite us from the weekend 1158 01:18:37,264 --> 01:18:40,434 you said you had our backs and you voted against it. 1159 01:18:40,517 --> 01:18:42,186 - Is that right? - Yup. 1160 01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,230 Yeah, that's right. Because... 1161 01:18:45,898 --> 01:18:48,317 I like you guys and you are my friends. 1162 01:18:49,318 --> 01:18:50,903 It was just for the money, wasn't it? 1163 01:18:51,862 --> 01:18:52,988 Yes. 1164 01:18:56,033 --> 01:19:00,037 Jesus. So, everyone in this room is just a liar, yeah? 1165 01:19:01,914 --> 01:19:03,248 I fucked Karen. 1166 01:19:04,208 --> 01:19:05,251 Oh, my God. 1167 01:19:05,918 --> 01:19:07,461 Karen, you fucked my wife? 1168 01:19:08,420 --> 01:19:09,421 A little. 1169 01:19:10,714 --> 01:19:11,715 When did this happen? 1170 01:19:12,049 --> 01:19:14,176 Thanksgiving. What is it? Fucking... 1171 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:15,886 Fuck. 1172 01:19:15,970 --> 01:19:18,889 Karen, you fucked my wife on fucking Thanksgiving? 1173 01:19:18,973 --> 01:19:20,266 It was Tom's fault. 1174 01:19:20,641 --> 01:19:21,976 How the fuck was it Tom's fault? 1175 01:19:22,101 --> 01:19:23,787 I tried to get him to have an affair with me. 1176 01:19:23,811 --> 01:19:25,020 I tried. I tried. 1177 01:19:25,104 --> 01:19:26,539 I fucking tried but he wouldn't do it. 1178 01:19:26,563 --> 01:19:28,148 Oh, great. So, I was second choice? 1179 01:19:28,274 --> 01:19:30,192 We do not have to get into that right now. 1180 01:19:30,359 --> 01:19:31,944 You're the fucking worst. 1181 01:19:32,444 --> 01:19:33,487 Agreed. 1182 01:19:40,661 --> 01:19:42,830 Well, there's one couple we haven't heard from yet. 1183 01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,751 Well, I know why we're here. 1184 01:19:52,798 --> 01:19:55,092 Your friend is an abusive 1185 01:19:55,467 --> 01:19:57,344 violent piece of shit. 1186 01:20:00,264 --> 01:20:02,850 And there's more but you can use your imagination. 1187 01:20:06,103 --> 01:20:08,606 I made some mistakes, OK? 1188 01:20:08,689 --> 01:20:09,940 I'm trying to deal with it. 1189 01:20:10,024 --> 01:20:11,025 Shut the fuck up. 1190 01:20:11,108 --> 01:20:13,736 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. OK? 1191 01:20:22,911 --> 01:20:24,455 This is why we're here. 1192 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,333 It's not about what's in those syringes. 1193 01:20:28,334 --> 01:20:31,211 We're, like, mice in a cage. 1194 01:20:32,630 --> 01:20:34,757 He wants to take away all our hope 1195 01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:36,258 and leave us with nothing. 1196 01:20:49,188 --> 01:20:50,856 Where are the cameras in here? 1197 01:20:52,107 --> 01:20:53,192 Uh... 1198 01:20:53,525 --> 01:20:55,903 I don't know. I assume they're everywhere. 1199 01:21:03,327 --> 01:21:06,497 Uh, you wanted us to talk and we talked. 1200 01:21:09,875 --> 01:21:11,669 I cheated on my wife. 1201 01:21:15,089 --> 01:21:16,548 Everyone's an asshole. 1202 01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:19,551 Patricia's a liar. 1203 01:21:20,094 --> 01:21:21,345 Richard's a monster. 1204 01:21:25,182 --> 01:21:26,850 I think we've talked enough. 1205 01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:42,908 You are done. 1206 01:21:43,284 --> 01:21:45,035 You may all go home now. 1207 01:21:51,125 --> 01:21:52,585 Drive safe. 1208 01:23:58,961 --> 01:24:00,838 I'd say that went pretty well. 1209 01:24:01,005 --> 01:24:02,089 What the fuck? 1210 01:24:02,172 --> 01:24:04,049 You guys did it in record time. 1211 01:24:04,133 --> 01:24:05,694 - When I first started... - Oh, what now? 1212 01:24:05,718 --> 01:24:08,053 Are you gonna give us an explanation for all this? 1213 01:24:08,512 --> 01:24:09,512 Well, don't bother. 1214 01:24:09,972 --> 01:24:11,140 Because I don't care. 1215 01:24:11,348 --> 01:24:12,725 I don't care who you are. 1216 01:24:12,808 --> 01:24:14,643 I don't care if you're the devil. 1217 01:24:14,727 --> 01:24:16,353 I don't care if you're an angel. 1218 01:24:16,437 --> 01:24:18,731 I don't care if you're from the future. 1219 01:24:20,107 --> 01:24:23,068 It doesn't matter who you are or what you're trying to do 1220 01:24:23,319 --> 01:24:26,071 cos as far as I'm concerned, you're just an asshole. 1221 01:24:26,780 --> 01:24:28,824 And you can go fuck yourself. 1222 01:24:31,952 --> 01:24:33,370 Let's go home. 1223 01:24:44,214 --> 01:24:45,507 I'd shoot you in the face 1224 01:24:45,591 --> 01:24:47,551 but it won't do much of anything, will it? 1225 01:24:48,218 --> 01:24:49,261 I'm afraid not. 1226 01:24:50,012 --> 01:24:52,389 Feel free to cash the cheque I gave you. 1227 01:24:53,349 --> 01:24:54,683 It won't bounce. 1228 01:25:37,810 --> 01:25:39,979 Hey! 14 years of marriage. 1229 01:25:41,272 --> 01:25:42,940 Yeah. That's us. 1230 01:25:43,399 --> 01:25:45,442 So, uh, where... where's the party? 1231 01:25:47,569 --> 01:25:48,904 The party's over. 1232 01:25:50,447 --> 01:25:51,949 But I just got here though. 1233 01:25:53,742 --> 01:25:55,619 I don't know what to tell you, man. 1234 01:25:56,328 --> 01:25:57,413 Shit happens. 1235 01:25:59,581 --> 01:26:00,624 Great. 1236 01:26:34,617 --> 01:26:35,993 Pull over. I gotta take a piss. 1237 01:27:43,102 --> 01:27:44,520 Did you just kill Richard? 1238 01:27:45,062 --> 01:27:46,105 Yeah. 1239 01:27:47,731 --> 01:27:48,899 OK. 1240 01:27:50,192 --> 01:27:52,027 Hey, have you met our friend Arthur? 1241 01:27:52,945 --> 01:27:54,113 I don't think so. 1242 01:27:54,238 --> 01:27:56,115 Oh, he's a super nice guy. 1243 01:27:56,573 --> 01:27:59,159 - Yeah, I think you'd like him. - Oh, yeah? 1244 01:28:03,455 --> 01:28:04,957 I can't wait to see the kids. 1245 01:28:08,794 --> 01:28:09,962 Neither can I. 1246 01:28:15,926 --> 01:28:17,052 I love you. 1247 01:28:18,929 --> 01:28:20,097 Hey, it wasn't all bad. 1248 01:28:20,848 --> 01:28:22,266 At least we got to keep the money. 1249 01:28:24,393 --> 01:28:25,728 I think we earned it. 1250 01:28:27,563 --> 01:28:29,857 Hey, I talked to Maude about a job at her company. 1251 01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:32,943 You did? 1252 01:29:59,822 --> 01:30:00,990 Hey. 1253 01:30:02,950 --> 01:30:05,661 We need new friends. 1254 01:31:30,996 --> 01:31:32,706 {\an8}I'm not an alcoholic. 1255 01:31:34,333 --> 01:31:35,501 {\an8}Hello? 1256 01:31:35,584 --> 01:31:37,127 {\an8}Do you have your own home? 1257 01:31:55,145 --> 01:31:56,563 {\an8}I really like this puzzle. 1258 01:35:31,528 --> 01:35:33,072 Oh, Francesca. 1259 01:35:33,197 --> 01:35:34,823 Reynaldo, my love. 1260 01:35:34,907 --> 01:35:36,325 Who would've thought we'd have 1261 01:35:36,408 --> 01:35:37,534 such a happy ending? 1262 01:35:37,618 --> 01:35:39,078 No one, my dear. 1263 01:35:39,286 --> 01:35:40,579 No one but me. 88053