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>> WELCOME TO PLAYA DEL TORO,
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CALIFORNIA, A SUN-KISSED
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PLAYGROUND OF CRYSTAL CLEAR
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WATERS, WHERE TWO BEST BUDS
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NAMED WOODIE AND MONDO ARE
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HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES.
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>> THE TRAINING WHEELS ARE OFF!
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>> JOIN US AS WE MEET THE
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PRODUCERS...
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AND A-LIST CAST THAT BRING THIS
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COLORFUL WORLD TO LIFE.
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AND THEN, DON'T MISS AN
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EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK AT AN
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UPCOMING EPISODE.
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>> AHH!
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>> SO GRAB YOUR SURFBOARD...
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>> MUCH BETTER.
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>> IT'S TIME TO HIT THE WAVES!
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>> Woodie and Mondo: BLOOD
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BROTHERS, JOIN THE FIGHT!
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>> [howling]
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>> [giggling]
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>> MONDO BRANDO IS A FISH OUT
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OF WATER.
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>> HYAH...
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UGH!
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>> MONDO MOVES TO A FICTIONAL
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SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BEACH TOWN
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FROM NEW JERSEY WITH HIS MOM.
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>> WE BEEN HERE THREE DAYS AND
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YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO THE
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BEACH YET.
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>> MOM, I DON'T FIT IN HERE.
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FACE IT.
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IN A WORLD FULL OF KARDASHIANS,
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I'M THE KHLOE.
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>> HE'S TRYING TO FIT IN.
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>> DON'T BE SO BUMMED.
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THIS IS THE LONGEST THE NEW
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KID'S EVER GONE WITHOUT A WEDGIE
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AT THIS SCHOOL.
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>> AHH!
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>> 11 MINUTES.
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>> I PLAY WOODIE WHO BECOMES
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MONDO'S BEST FRIEND AND SORT OF
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INTRODUCES HIM INTO THIS WORLD.
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>> THEY'RE ABOUT TO TAN THEIR
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BACKS, WHICH MEANS THEY MUST
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UNHOOK THEIR STRAPS.
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AND FOR ONE BRIEF BUT GLORIOUS
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MOMENT, YOU CAN SEE--
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>> NIPPLE.
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TEACH ME MORE, WOODIE!
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TEACH ME MORE!
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>> THE WAY WOODIE AND MONDO MET,
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IT'S A FAMILIAR STORY.
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YOU'RE PERVING ON A WOMAN.
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SHE'S TAKING A SHOWER.
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>> SO WOODIE GOES UP TO CHECK ME
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OUT THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT,
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WATCHING ME TAKE A SHOWER IN ALL
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MY GLORY, AND THE NEXT THING
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YOU KNOW, BAM!
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HE LIKE BREAKS THROUGH THE
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CEILING.
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>> MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
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>> UGH.
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>> WHO ARE YOU?
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>> I'M WOODIE.
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>> AND A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP
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BLOSSOMS.
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>> GET WOODIE SOME ICE.
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HIS FOREHEAD LOOKS A LITTLE
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SWOLLEN.
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>> SWOLLEN.
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>> THIS OUGHTA HELP WITH THE
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SWELLING.
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>> THANKS.
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>> THAT'S MILAN STONE, THE STAR
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OF MTV'S 16 AND BITCHY.
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>> WOODIE ALSO HAS A VERY HOT
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ALTHOUGH DOUCHEY SISTER.
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>> THE DAY I TAKE YOU TO MY
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PARTY IS THE DAY I GO DOWN
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ON EVERY GUY IN THIS SCHOOL.
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>> SHE IS AS CRUEL AS CRUEL
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INTENTIONS GET.
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>> THERE'S MY BETTER HALF.
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>> YEAH, THE DAY I'M HALF OF YOU
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I'LL KILL MYSELF.
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>> ZING, DARLING, ZING!
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>> GOOD VIBES IS ABOUT A MOTHER
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AND SON THAT MOVE FROM NEW
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JERSEY IN SEARCH OF A NEW LIFE
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ON THE WEST COAST.
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>> HEY!
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GIMME THAT.
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MUCH BETTER.
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>> MONDO'S RELATIONSHIP WITH
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HIS MOM BABS, PLAYED BY THE
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BRILLIANT DEBI MAZAR, IS
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INTERESTING.
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>> I LIKE THE IDEA THAT SHE WAS
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A SINGLE MOM AND JUST LIKE
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TRYING TO DO WHAT SHE COULD DO
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TO TRY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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>> I MADE YOU A CALIFORNIA
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PREPAREDNESS KIT.
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>> THEY'RE MORE BFF THAN THEY
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ARE TYPICAL MOM/SON.
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>> SPRAY TANNER, SEASON ONE OF
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LAGUNA BEACH, AND A RUBBER
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PICKLE?
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[vibrating]
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>> OOPS!
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THAT'S MINE.
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>> MONDO WINDS UP, DURING THE
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COURSE OF THE SHOW, FALLING IN
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LOVE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
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>> WHO IS THAT?
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>> THAT'S JEENA.
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>> THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT
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HER THAT GETS MONDO'S CHAIN
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GOING AND HE CAN DO NOTHING
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BUT THINK OF HER.
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>> JEEEENA.
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[techno music]
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[heart monitor beeping]
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[flat lining]
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>> SHE'S LIKE A NICE GIRL.
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SHE'S LIKE MONDO'S DREAM GIRL.
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SHE'S--SHE'S HOT BUT SHE'S NOT
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A BITCH ABOUT IT.
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>> GO INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
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SHE'S VERY APPROACHABLE.
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>> I'M GONNA DO IT.
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AH, EEH, OW!
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I'M GOOD, I'M OKAY.
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UGH!
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>> YOU ARE ALL COGS IN THE
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MACHINE!
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>> WADSKA IS JEENA'S BROTHER.
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HE IS BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS
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AT ALL TIMES.
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>> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
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>> MONDO ENDS UP HAVING TO USE
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HIM FAR MORE THAN I THINK HE
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WOULD LIKE TO.
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>> WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
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AWESOME TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER.
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>> IN ORDER TO GET CLOSER TO
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JEENA.
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>> MONDO?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
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THIS IS MY BEDROOM.
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>> [clears throat] SORRY,
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I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A PLACE
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TO HIDE.
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IF YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING,
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I CAN TAKE A BREAK FROM THE
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SLEEPOVER.
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>> IN THE SHOW, JEENA'S DATING
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KIND OF A PRICK PLAYED BY
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THE LOVEABLE JAKE BUSEY.
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>> YOU JUST CROSSED INTO
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TURKISTAN, WHERE TRESPASSING
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IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE!
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>> TURK, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
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>> IF I DON'T STOP PUMMELING
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DWEEBS, I'LL NEVER GET WITH YOU.
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>> TURK'S THE GUY THAT YOU LOVE
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TO HATE.
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>> [muffled cries]
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>> YOU JUST GOT T-BAGGED!
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>> ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
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I'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT!
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>> I THINK TURK IS PRETTY MUCH
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A VERY STEREOTYPICAL MEATHEAD
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MALE.
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>> EAT IT, LOSER!
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>> TURKS IS JEENA'S KIND OF
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ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN BOYFRIEND.
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>> HEY, BABE.
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HOW'S THIS FOR ROMANCE?
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>> HE DOES LIKE JEENA AND HE
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DOES CONSIDER HER HIS
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GIRLFRIEND.
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BUT AT THE SAME TIME, HE'S VERY
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JUVENILE.
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>> DO YOU WANNA TAKE A PICTURE
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TOGETHER?
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>> BETTER YET, LET'S SHOOT A
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VIDEO.
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ONE NIGHT IN VA-JEENA.
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UGH.
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>> BRUSTA MUCHA!
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>> GOOD VIBES IS THE ULTIMATE
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BEACH PARTY.
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IT'S LIKE THE MOVIE SUPERBAD
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EXCEPT IN THE WORLD OF SURFING,
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BEACH, AND BIKINIS.
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>> THAT'S THE SOUND OF GIRLS
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MAKING BAD DECISIONS.
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LET'S GO!
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>> EVERYONE'S HAVING A BLAST.
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>> THEY'RE TOUCHING ME
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EVERYWHERE, DUDE!
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EVERYWHERE!
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>> WHOO!
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HA HA HA!
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>> MONDO AND WOODIE DEFINITELY
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HAD A LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
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BROMANCE.
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>> THE ONLY THING HOLDING YOU
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BACK IS A LACK OF SURFING IN
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YOUR DIET.
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AND MAYBE THAT SWEET SET OF
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CHESTICLES YOU GOT THERE.
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>> MONDO AND WOODIE BOTH
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DEFINITELY HAVE A HEALTHY
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OBSESSION WITH BOOBS.
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>> OH, MAN, ARE YOU READY?
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YOU NEVER BEEN TO THIS SCHOOL.
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SO EVERY GIRL IS LIKE TWO NEW
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BOOBS TO YOU.
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>> NEW BOOBS?
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OH, MY GOD, I'M ON MY WAY!
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>> WHOEVER WILL EXAMINE ALL
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THESE BREASTS?
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>> I GET TO FEEL YOUR
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CHESTICLES.
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IT MAY BE AS CLOSE AS I'M GONNA
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GET TO A GIRL FOR A WHILE
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AND I WANNA TRY OUT SOME NEW
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MOVES I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.
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>> WOODIE LOVES BOOBS AND MONDO
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HAS THEM.
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>> OKAY, DUDE, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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>> DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD FOR ME.
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>> THEY HAVE A BROMANCE FOR
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SURE.
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>> OH, IF YOUR NOSE WEREN'T SO
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PHALLIC, I'D KISS YOU.
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>> SO BASICALLY THE SHOW IS
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ABOUT WAVES, RAYS, AND BABES.
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>> UNDERNEATH ALL OF THIS COMEDY
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IS HEART...
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WITH A BONER.
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>> I'M HOLDING A DICK BOARD.
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A DICK BOARD, WOODIE.
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>> COMING UP...
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>> [burp]
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>> MORE OF PLAYA DEL TORO'S
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WILD AND CRAZY RESIDENTS.
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>> TRAINING WHEELS ARE OFF!
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>> AND LATER, DON'T MISS A
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SPECIAL LOOK AT AN UPCOMING
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EPISODE OF GOOD VIBES.
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[crowd cheering]
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>> crowd: OH!
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>> PREMIERING OCTOBER 27TH
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AT 10:30 P.M.
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RIGHT AFTER
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AN ALL-NEW BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD.
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[girls laughing]
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>> THAT AIN'T NO SITUATION.
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THAT'S A DAMN TRAGEDY.
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>> THE BEACH CULTURE IS PEOPLE
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IN SHAPE, TAN, RIPPED, MUSCLES.
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AND HERE YOU HAVE THIS POOR
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LITTLE FAT KID.
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DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SURF.
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>> HEAD'S UP, NEWBIE.
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>> WOODIE SHOWS HIM THE ROPES
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AND TEACHES HIM ALL THERE IS
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TO KNOW ABOUT SURFING.
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>> LET'S GO SURFING!
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[record scratch sound]
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>> YOU'RE BANNED FROM SURFING
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THIS BEACH.
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>> HEY, TURK, COME ON, MAN.
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HE'S LOCAL.
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>> YOU SURVIVE BABY BEACH,
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AND I'LL LET YOU TWO SURF HERE.
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>> IF YOU'RE NOT A LOCAL,
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED.
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>> UGH!
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>> MY DICK BOARD!
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>> YOU MUST VERY CAUTIOUSLY
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AND VERY SLOWLY...
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>> I CAME TO THIS TOWN TO MAKE
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A NAME FOR MYSELF AND THAT'S
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EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
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>> GET YOURSELF INTO THE CULTURE
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BEFORE YOU'LL BE ALLOWED TO...
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>> UGH!
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>> SURF THOSE PRECIOUS WAVES.
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>> SUCK IT!
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>> JEENA'S FIRST IMPRESSION OF
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MONDO IS THAT HE IS SWEET AND
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A HAPHAZARD AND A BIT LOST.
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>> MONDO?
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>> I HEARD SCREAMING.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WERE IN
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DANGER SO I SHOT YOU WITH
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PAINTBALLS.
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>> SHE CERTAINLY COMES TO...
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>> COME UP HERE.
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>> BE VERY ENDEARED TO HIM.
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>> [giggling]
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>> MONDO DEFINITELY HAS A CHANCE
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WITH JEENA.
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>> SOMETHING ABOUT YOU HAS A
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CALMING EFFECT ON ME.
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>> HE HAS A VERY SWEET,
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SENSITIVE SIDE.
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>> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE FIRST
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TIME I'VE EVER MET A CELEBRITY
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THAT I SPANKED IT TO.
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WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I SAY?
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>> HEY, SIS.
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>> WOODIE IS A GREAT KID.
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HE COMES FROM EXTREME WEALTH.
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>> I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION
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FOR YOU, WOODFORD.
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>> THEY'RE VERY FORTUNATE
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BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE RELATIVES
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WHO THE OTHER COVETS IN A SEXUAL
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MANNER.
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IT WORKS OUT FOR WOODIE BECAUSE
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HE IS VERY ATTRACTED TO MONDO'S
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MOM.
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>> I'M GONNA GO SLIP INTO
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SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE.
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>> THIS IS YOUR CHANCE,
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WOOD-MAN.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT WITH BABS!
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YOUR BEST FRIEND'S MOM.
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>> AND MONDO IS VERY ATTRACTED
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TO WOODIE'S SISTER.
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>> BABE, I WOULD NEVER EMBARRASS
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YOU--IS THAT A VAGINA?
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>> SHE'S A SPOILED RICH BRAT.
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>> I AM MILAN STONE.
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MY FARTS ARE OTHER GIRLS'
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DREAMS, OKAY?
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>> SHE'S GOT HER OWN MTV REALITY
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SHOW.
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>> YOU CALL THESE DOUBLE Ds?
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UGH!
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>> HEH!
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>> IGNORE THE BELL PEOPLE.
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DO NOT LET IT CONTROL YOU.
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>> I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE
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TWO ARE SIBLINGS.
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>> THERE'S A GREAT EPISODE
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WHERE MONDO CONVINCES WADSKA
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TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER.
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>> SEE YA LATER, GENITALS!
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>> WADSKA HAS VERY SPECIFIC
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GOALS IN MIND.
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>> TONIGHT I'M GONNA BLOW YOU
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BOTH!
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LET ME FINISH.
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AWAY!
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>> INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR.
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>> WELCOME TO MY BEDROOM AKA MR.
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MAGORIUM'S MASTABATORIUM.
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>> AND AN INSANE AMOUNT OF FILM
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REFERENCES.
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>> HELLO AGAIN, BEST FRIENDS.
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>> HE'S ALSO A GREAT FRIEND...
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>> LOOK, WE MADE HIS HERO WALL!
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>> WHO VERY MUCH CARES ABOUT
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WOODIE AND MONDO.
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>> I WANTED TONIGHT TO BE EXTRA
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SPECIAL.
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>> AT THE SAME TIME
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REQUIRES FAR TOO MANY
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MEDICATIONS FOR ANY BOY OF THAT
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AGE.
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>> THE TRAINING WHEELS ARE OFF!
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>> BALLS!
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>> HEY, BOYS!
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>> BABS FOR SURE LED
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A WILD LIFE BEFORE MONDO.
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SHE'S DONE EVERY JOB IMAGINABLE
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BETWEEN STRIPPER, WAITRESS,
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SECRETARY, SCRUB TOILETS,
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RETAIL.
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SHE'S STRONG, SHE'S SEXY.
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>> STILL GOT IT.
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HER BOOBS ARE OUT TO HERE.
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>> GO BEES!
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>> BEES?
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MORE LIKE Ds.
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>> SHE WEARS LIKE YOU KNOW HIP
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HUGGERS, AND HAS BEAUTIFUL HIPS
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AND THE TINY WAIST.
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AND THEN SHE SHOWS HER BUTT
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CRACK, AND SHE'S EVEN GOT A
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TRAMP STAMP.
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SHE IS STILL A CLASS ACT.
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>> REMEMBER THE FAMILY MOTTO.
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YOU KNOW IN MY MUD WRESTLING
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DAYS I HAD IT ON THE BACK OF A
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CAPE.
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>> SHE LOOKS OUT FOR HER SON
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FIRST, AND I LIKE THAT.
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>> WHAT IS THAT?
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>> WIPE THOSE HORNY SMILES OFF
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YOUR PIMPLY FACES.
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THIS IS HUMAN SEXUALITY.
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>> MS. TEETS IS PROBABLY MY
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FAVORITE CHARACTER
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IN THIS ENTIRE SERIES.
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>> ANYTIME THAT MS. TEETS FINDS
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FOOD ON HER BODY...
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>> YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO GET
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A BREAST EXAM.
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JUST FEEL ON YOUR TITS.
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IT'S REALLY SIMPLE.
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YOU FEEL FOR LUMPS, BUMPS, AND
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CAMEL HUMPS.
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OH, CRUD!
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OH, FALSE ALARM.
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IT'S JUST A CRANBERRY SCONE.
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>> WHEN SHE WAKES UP...
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>> SOMEONE DREW ALL OVER
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YOUR FACE.
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>> WITH [bleep] ON HER FACE.
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>> ARE THEY [bleep]?
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> YEAH, I DID THOSE.
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>> SHE'S AN INAPPROPRIATE...
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>> IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING, IT'S
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NOT ME.
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>> LADY WHO BURPS...
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>> [burp]
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[burp]
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[burp]
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>> AS MUCH AS SHE SPEAKS.
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>> THAT WHOLE CHARACTER IS
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GREAT.
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>> WHO WANTS BODY SHOTS, Y'ALL?
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WHOO, GET UP IN THIS SCURNIAL.
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>> I THINK SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR
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BABS.
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>> EVENING, BABS.
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YOU'RE LOOKING FOXY AS ALWAYS.
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>> SHE GIVES BABS A LOT OF
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ATTENTION.
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>> OH, HELLO, BABSTER.
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CHECK IT, WE HAVE THE SAME BRAS.
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SHAZAM!
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>> UP NEXT WE'LL TAKE A LOOK
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BEHIND THE SCENES, AND THEN HANG
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AROUND FOR A VERY SPECIAL SNEAK
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PEEK AT AN UPCOMING
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EPISODE OF GOOD VIBES!
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>> HI!
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PREMIERES OCTOBER 27TH, 10:30
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P.M., RIGHT AFTER AN ALL-NEW
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EPISODE OF BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD.
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>> WEE!
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>> WHOA!
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>> [grunting]
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>> GOOD VIBES IS AN ANIMATED
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WORLD, AND WE NEEDED REALLY
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ANIMATED ACTORS--ACTORS WHO
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COULD NOT ONLY BE REALLY FUNNY
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BUT ALSO...
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>> HOW FUNNY IS THAT?
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>> BRING ALL OF THEIR
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PERSONALITY TO THE PART.
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WE'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE THIS
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CAST.
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THEY'RE ALL MOVIE STARS AND
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THEATER STARS AND TELEVISION
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STARS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT.
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>> ON THIS SHOW WHEN YOU GET THE
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SCRIPT FOR THE NEW EPISODE,
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IT'S ALWAYS HILARIOUS.
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00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:08,437
YOU READ IT AND YOU'RE LAUGHING
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OUT LOUD.
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>> SHUT UP! RISING IS IN ORDER!
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>> THE TABLE READS ARE ALWAYS A
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RIOT BECAUSE A LOT OF TIMES
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YOU HAVE TO WAIT AFTER EACH
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LINE FOR EVERYONE TO STOP
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LAUGHING.
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>> FORGIVE MY TARDINESS.
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I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF
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PREPARING A COMPUTER SIMULATION
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OF BABY BEACH.
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>> HEY, IT'S LITTLE MONDO!
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>> WELL, I JUST USED THE BODY
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OF A PREGNANT WOMAN AND ADDED
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JUSTIN BIEBER'S HEAD.
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>> A LOT OF TIMES YOU
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CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU KNOW
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THE DIALOGUE AND YOU'RE REALLY
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GETTING INTO IT.
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EVEN FOR THE SIMPLEST LINE.
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YOU WIND UP DOING--YOU WIND UP
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DOING STUFF LIKE "DUDE, GET OFF
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MY BEACH OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
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>> WHOA-HO-HO, KOOK!
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YOU JUST CRO--PFFT.
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WHOA-HO-HO, KOOK!
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YOU JUST CROSSED INTO TURKISTAN
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WHERE TRESPASSING IS A
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PUNISHABLE OFFENSE.
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I'M ABOUT TO LAUNCH A
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DORK-SEEKING FIST MISSILE.
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>> JOSH GAD AND ADAM BRODY
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HAVE A GREAT NATURAL
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CHEMISTRY IN REAL LIFE, SO WHEN
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WE GET THEM TOGETHER, UH, THEY
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CAN JUST BUILD ON THE PARTS WE
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WROTE AND TAKE IT TO A WHOLE
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NOTHER LEVEL.
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>> EARLY ON I DID A LOT
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OF MY RECORDINGS WITH ADAM
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BRODY.
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THAT FRIENDSHIP WAS KIND OF
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ESTABLISHED IN THE ROOM.
528
00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:09,933
>> PIZZA OR BURGERS?
529
00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:10,604
>> BURRITOS.
530
00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:11,367
>> HMM.
531
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:12,342
OKAY, LAST ONE.
532
00:13:12,347 --> 00:13:13,313
THINK IT THROUGH.
533
00:13:13,317 --> 00:13:15,477
THE HILLS OR THE CITY?
534
00:13:15,491 --> 00:13:16,590
>> NEITHER.
535
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:17,728
I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA!
536
00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:18,893
>> RIGHT ANSWER!
537
00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:19,736
THEY'RE ABOUT TO TAN
538
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,470
THEIR BACKS.
539
00:13:20,476 --> 00:13:22,642
BUT THEY DON'T WANT TAN LINES,
540
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:23,949
BETWEEN THE UNHOOKING AND THE
541
00:13:23,955 --> 00:13:25,885
LAYING DOWN ON THE TOWEL YOU CAN
542
00:13:25,895 --> 00:13:27,561
SEE...
543
00:13:27,569 --> 00:13:29,768
>> NIPPLE!
544
00:13:29,777 --> 00:13:30,907
I SAW THEM!
545
00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:31,680
OH, MY GOD, I SAW THEM!
546
00:13:31,684 --> 00:13:33,014
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
547
00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:34,521
>> I CALL THIS MOMENT THE
548
00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:35,426
AURORA AREOLA.
549
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:37,129
>> TEACH ME MORE, WOODIE!
550
00:13:37,136 --> 00:13:38,635
TEACH ME MORE!
551
00:13:38,641 --> 00:13:39,571
>> MONDO IS CONSTANTLY PUTTING
552
00:13:39,579 --> 00:13:40,478
HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH.
553
00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:41,281
>> DID YOU TRY THE CORN DOGS
554
00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:41,817
TODAY?
555
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,850
THEY'RE THE BEST THINGS I'VE
556
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:43,555
EVER PUT IN MY MOUTH.
557
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,990
I MEAN OF THE THINGS I'VE EATEN.
558
00:13:44,997 --> 00:13:45,996
I DON'T JUST PUT THINGS IN MY
559
00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:46,601
MOUTH.
560
00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:47,569
LIKE IF SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING
561
00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:48,440
IN MY MOUTH THAT WASN'T FOOD,
562
00:13:48,444 --> 00:13:49,174
I'D JUST SPIT IT OUT.
563
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:50,179
NOT THAT I'M A SPITTER, WELL,
564
00:13:50,184 --> 00:13:52,483
I'M NOT A SWALLOWER EITHER.
565
00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:53,621
DID YOU SAY YOU TRIED THE
566
00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:54,727
CORN DOGS?
567
00:13:54,732 --> 00:13:55,465
>> IT BACKFIRES.
568
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:56,600
IT TURNS INTO HIS INNER MOST
569
00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:57,473
THOUGHTS.
570
00:13:57,477 --> 00:13:58,537
HE DOESN'T MEAN IT,
571
00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,646
AND JOSH IS SO GOOD AT, UH,
572
00:13:59,651 --> 00:14:01,250
DELIVERING THAT.
573
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:02,089
>> YOU'RE AWESOME, MONDO!
574
00:14:02,094 --> 00:14:04,024
>> I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
575
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:07,233
I CANNOT FEEL MY LEGS!
576
00:14:07,245 --> 00:14:09,411
>> MY LINES WOULD MAKE ME BLUSH
577
00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:11,350
BECAUSE SHE'S OVERTLY SEXUAL AND
578
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,859
SHE'S OVER THE TOP.
579
00:14:12,865 --> 00:14:15,231
IN MY EXPERIENCE, ANYTIME
580
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:16,101
ANYONE OFFERS YOU A GOLDEN
581
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,043
ANYTHING, YOU SAY NO.
582
00:14:18,052 --> 00:14:19,612
IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT WAY TO
583
00:14:19,623 --> 00:14:21,822
PERFORM AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY
584
00:14:21,831 --> 00:14:22,664
A LOT OF FUN.
585
00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:24,098
>> IN MY DEFENSE, WAITRESSING
586
00:14:24,106 --> 00:14:25,336
WAS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN
587
00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:30,743
MAKING A LIVING ON MY KNEES.
588
00:14:30,764 --> 00:14:31,763
>> THE GREAT THING ABOUT DOING
589
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:32,666
ANIMATED CHARACTERS--YOU CAN
590
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:33,603
PLAY MULTIPLE CHARACTERS WITHIN
591
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,406
THE SHOW.
592
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:36,370
>> SANDY BEACHES AND ROLLING
593
00:14:36,384 --> 00:14:37,383
SURF!
594
00:14:37,388 --> 00:14:38,654
PARADISE ON--
595
00:14:38,658 --> 00:14:39,488
>> HURRY IT UP!
596
00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:41,194
WAIT. IT'S TOUGH TO SWITCH
597
00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:42,067
BETWEEN THOSE TWO.
598
00:14:42,071 --> 00:14:43,637
A PARADISE ON--
599
00:14:43,644 --> 00:14:44,843
>> HURRY IT UP, MAN.
600
00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:45,848
>> OTHER DUDES GOTTA USE
601
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:46,982
THE WALL TOO.
602
00:14:46,989 --> 00:14:48,955
>> IN THIS ONE I CAN BE LONNIE
603
00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:49,823
MUSA.
604
00:14:49,832 --> 00:14:51,898
THIS GUY WITH A MUSTACHE,
605
00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:52,906
LIVES IN A VAN.
606
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,076
>> HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I
607
00:14:54,082 --> 00:14:56,312
ENDED UP LIVING IN A VAN?
608
00:14:56,323 --> 00:14:58,589
I CAN STILL SMELL THE HUMUS!
609
00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,758
HA HA HA!
610
00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,168
>> I DON'T KNOW HIS BACKGROUND.
611
00:15:01,173 --> 00:15:02,572
LET THE ANIMATORS FIGURE IT OUT.
612
00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:03,444
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
613
00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:05,247
>> I LOVE THE STYLE OF ANIMATION
614
00:15:05,256 --> 00:15:06,955
ON THIS SHOW BECAUSE I LOVE THE
615
00:15:06,961 --> 00:15:09,291
SIMPLICITY OF THE CHARACTERS.
616
00:15:09,303 --> 00:15:11,236
THEIR SHAPES AND SIZES ARE
617
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,574
INHERENTLY FUNNY TO EVEN LOOK
618
00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:13,548
AT.
619
00:15:13,552 --> 00:15:14,582
>> I'VE WORKED ON THE SIMPSONS
620
00:15:14,589 --> 00:15:15,755
FOR 15 YEARS AND
621
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,490
I THINK IT'S PROBABLY PRETTY
622
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:17,895
OBVIOUS WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT
623
00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:19,031
THE CHARACTERS THE INFLUENCE OF
624
00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:20,037
THE SIMPSONS.
625
00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:22,041
I STARTED WITH THE IDEA OF THESE
626
00:15:22,049 --> 00:15:24,215
BEST FRIENDS--ONE BEING TALL,
627
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,254
SKINNY, THE OTHER BEING SHORT
628
00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:27,327
AND FAT--RUNNING ACROSS A BEACH
629
00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:28,065
WITH SURFBOARDS OVER THEIR
630
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:28,969
HEADS.
631
00:15:28,974 --> 00:15:30,140
SO I LITERALLY WENT HOME
632
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,476
THAT FIRST NIGHT AND DREW KIND
633
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:33,416
OF A FAKE POSTER OF THE SHOW.
634
00:15:33,424 --> 00:15:35,254
FROM THIS ONE LITTLE POSTER WE
635
00:15:35,264 --> 00:15:36,530
KIND OF CAME UP WITH THE
636
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,335
FRAMEWORK OF THE ENTIRE SHOW--
637
00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:39,872
ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF CRAZY,
638
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,979
FUNNY, WACKY WRITERS, REALLY
639
00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:43,118
MADE THESE TWO DIMENSIONAL
640
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,024
CHARACTERS VERY THREE
641
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:45,328
DIMENSIONAL IN THEIR
642
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,166
PERSONALITIES.
643
00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:47,770
>> I LOVE IT HERE!
644
00:15:47,776 --> 00:15:48,736
>> I THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING
645
00:15:48,745 --> 00:15:50,244
TO BE SURPRISED BY JUST HOW OUT
646
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,884
THERE THE HUMOR CAN GET.
647
00:15:51,891 --> 00:15:52,651
>> [fart]
648
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,959
YOU JUST ATE MY FART!
649
00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:55,097
>> IT CAN BE VERY NAUGHTY.
650
00:15:55,102 --> 00:15:56,462
>> HEY, BOYS!
651
00:15:56,474 --> 00:15:57,940
>> AND VERY OFF COLOR.
652
00:15:57,946 --> 00:15:58,976
AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT'S
653
00:15:58,983 --> 00:15:59,782
FUNNY.
654
00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:00,919
>> THE THING ABOUT THIS SHOW IS
655
00:16:00,924 --> 00:16:02,254
YEAH, IT'S LEWD, IT'S GOT THE
656
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,728
SEX JOKES.
657
00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:05,164
UH, THERE'S A LOT OF TEENAGE BOY
658
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,138
HUMOR.
659
00:16:06,143 --> 00:16:07,942
>> I WAS REALLY DRUNK.
660
00:16:07,949 --> 00:16:09,248
SO HORNY.
661
00:16:09,254 --> 00:16:10,053
I MEAN, WOULD HAVE DONE
662
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:10,986
ANYTHING.
663
00:16:10,993 --> 00:16:12,123
>> BUT IT HAS A HEART.
664
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:13,029
>> YOU DIDN'T TAKE
665
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:13,967
ADVANTAGE OF ME.
666
00:16:13,971 --> 00:16:16,970
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD GUY, MONDO.
667
00:16:16,982 --> 00:16:18,612
>> HEY, MAN, STICK AROUND.
668
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,786
WE GOT MORE WITH MONDO AND
669
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,022
WOODIE AND A SUPER EXCLUSIVE
670
00:16:21,029 --> 00:16:22,028
LOOK AT AN UPCOMING
671
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,263
EPISODE OF GOOD VIBES.
672
00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:24,470
>> HELLO!
673
00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:26,641
>> PREMIERING OCTOBER 27TH AT
674
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:27,916
10:30 P.M., RIGHT AFTER AN
675
00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:29,682
ALL-NEW EPISODE OF BEAVIS AND
676
00:16:29,694 --> 00:16:30,664
BUTT-HEAD.
677
00:16:35,214 --> 00:16:36,580
>> all: [screaming]
678
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:40,685
>> THIS IS WAR, BITCHES!
679
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:43,831
>> OH, HEY, MON-DORK.
680
00:16:43,845 --> 00:16:45,078
>> IT'S ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.
681
00:16:45,084 --> 00:16:46,614
IT'S ABOUT HAVING A CONSTANT
682
00:16:46,622 --> 00:16:47,388
HARD-ON.
683
00:16:47,392 --> 00:16:49,291
IT'S ABOUT A GUY LEARNING ABOUT
684
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,759
HIS PENIS BASICALLY.
685
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:51,869
>> LOOK AT YOU.
686
00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:52,873
COMFORTABLY AVERAGE.
687
00:16:52,877 --> 00:16:53,810
CUTE ENOUGH.
688
00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:55,115
EXTREMELY SENSITIVE.
689
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,219
YOU'RE LIKE THE MICHAEL CERA OF
690
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,154
PENISES.
691
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:57,826
>> IT'S NEW.
692
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:58,890
IT'S FRESH.
693
00:16:58,900 --> 00:16:59,866
>> I WATCHED A LITTLE WEIRD DUDE
694
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,469
STUFF HIS NUTS IN HIS MOUTH.
695
00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:03,642
>> OH, YEAH. CHIPMUNKING.
696
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:05,380
>> IT'S GOT ATTITUDE.
697
00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,689
>> AIN'T NO TIME FOR SLEEPS.
698
00:17:06,695 --> 00:17:07,425
WHAT WHAT?!
699
00:17:07,431 --> 00:17:08,497
>> YUP YUP.
700
00:17:08,502 --> 00:17:09,668
>> IT'S GOT SEX.
701
00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:11,033
>> WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA DO IT!
702
00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:12,210
LA LA LA!
703
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:13,244
>> SPANK IT AGAIN!
704
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:14,517
OOH! HA HA!
705
00:17:14,523 --> 00:17:15,453
>> I THINK THE MOST DEPRESSING
706
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:16,592
THINGS ARE THINGS THAT COME OUT
707
00:17:16,597 --> 00:17:17,727
OF PEOPLE'S MOUTHS.
708
00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:18,834
>> YOUR BUTT LOOKS LIKE
709
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,038
DIRTY WAFFLES.
710
00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:22,042
>> AND SOMETIMES IT'S BECAUSE AN
711
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,880
ANIMATED SHOW IS IS KEEPING IT
712
00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:25,257
REAL, AND SAYING WHAT OTHER
713
00:17:25,262 --> 00:17:27,961
SHOWS WON'T.
714
00:17:27,972 --> 00:17:30,302
>> [bleep] MY LIFE.
715
00:17:30,314 --> 00:17:32,147
>> PEOPLE WILL BE REALLY, REALLY
716
00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:34,253
SURPRISED BY HOW...
717
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,392
GENUINELY FUNNY THIS SHOW IS.
718
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,433
>> I THOUGHT US BOYS COULD BONE
719
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:38,705
UP, PLUG AWAY, GRIND IT OUT,
720
00:17:38,711 --> 00:17:39,677
CRAM IT GOOD, PUT OUR HEADS
721
00:17:39,681 --> 00:17:41,111
DOWN AND BURY OUR NOSES IN IT!
722
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:41,950
>> WHAT?
723
00:17:41,956 --> 00:17:42,889
>> GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE
724
00:17:42,893 --> 00:17:43,823
GUTTER.
725
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,028
>> IN A VERY, VERY DIFFERENT WAY
726
00:17:46,037 --> 00:17:46,767
THAN THEY'RE USED TO.
727
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,306
>> THAT'S A LOVELY SCENT YOU'RE
728
00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:49,212
WEARING.
729
00:17:49,216 --> 00:17:50,076
>> IT'S TACO SPICE.
730
00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:51,418
>> I REALLY LOVE WATCHING THIS
731
00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:52,323
SHOW.
732
00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:54,526
>> YOUR FACE IS SWEET AND ROUND
733
00:17:54,535 --> 00:17:56,034
LIKE A MILK DUD.
734
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,371
>> AND I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR
735
00:17:57,378 --> 00:17:58,744
YOU GUYS TO SEE IT TOO.
736
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,149
>> I THINK YOUR BOOBS ARE
737
00:18:00,156 --> 00:18:01,155
SOFTER THAN MINE.
738
00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:02,119
>> THANKS, I GUESS.
739
00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:03,062
>> YOU MIGHT THINK YOU KNOW WHAT
740
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:03,926
THE SHOW'S ABOUT, AND YOU'RE
741
00:18:03,935 --> 00:18:04,668
RIGHT.
742
00:18:04,672 --> 00:18:06,002
>> [fart]
743
00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,739
OOPS. SORRY.
744
00:18:07,749 --> 00:18:08,582
I BLARTED.
745
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,985
>> SURE, WE'VE GOT THE BOOBS.
746
00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:11,121
AND WE'VE GOT THE SOCIAL
747
00:18:11,129 --> 00:18:12,195
COMMENTARY AND THE RAW, EDGY
748
00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,029
JOKES, BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT
749
00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:15,205
GOOD VIBES JUST HAS A GOOD
750
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,040
HEART.
751
00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:17,176
>> LET'S NEVER LET OUR PECKERS
752
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,082
COME BETWEEN US AGAIN.
753
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:20,323
THAT SOUNDED WAY BETTER IN MY
754
00:18:20,328 --> 00:18:21,188
HEAD.
755
00:18:21,197 --> 00:18:22,196
>> IT'S ANIMATED.
756
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,134
IT'S AT THE BEACH.
757
00:18:23,138 --> 00:18:24,168
THERE'S TONS OF BOOBS.
758
00:18:24,175 --> 00:18:25,205
THERE'S TONS OF SURFING.
759
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:26,211
HA HA!
760
00:18:26,215 --> 00:18:27,714
WATCH IT. SERIOUSLY.
761
00:18:27,721 --> 00:18:28,720
>> DUDE, WE SHOULD HAVE
762
00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:30,558
BAILED AFTER THE BLART.
763
00:18:30,565 --> 00:18:31,464
>> AND FINALLY.
764
00:18:31,469 --> 00:18:32,368
WHAT YOU DUDES HAVE BEEN
765
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,502
WAITING FOR!
766
00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:34,875
THE EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK AT AN
767
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,180
UPCOMING EPISODE OF GOOD VIBES.
768
00:18:37,189 --> 00:18:38,688
>> IT'S CALLED FLOAT-TOPIA, AND
769
00:18:38,695 --> 00:18:39,994
IT COULD BE THE BIGGEST SPRING
770
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,799
BREAK PARTY OF ALL TIME.
771
00:18:41,806 --> 00:18:43,505
APPARENTLY, THE FOUNDING FATHERS
772
00:18:43,512 --> 00:18:44,611
OF THE EVENT ARE THESE THREE
773
00:18:44,616 --> 00:18:46,146
STUDENTS FROM PLAYA DEL TORO
774
00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:46,854
HIGH SCHOOL.
775
00:18:46,857 --> 00:18:49,523
>> MONDO?
776
00:18:49,534 --> 00:18:51,294
[cheering]
777
00:18:51,306 --> 00:18:54,605
>> crowd: OOH!
778
00:18:54,619 --> 00:18:55,418
>> HELLO!
779
00:18:55,421 --> 00:18:57,820
>> AGH!
780
00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:58,696
>> HEY, MOM!
781
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,799
IT'S AMAZING!
782
00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:01,134
A GIRL DID A BODY SHOT OFF ME,
783
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:01,875
IT TICKLED, AND NOW I'M A
784
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,309
LITTLE STICKY BUT I LOVED IT.
785
00:19:04,321 --> 00:19:05,587
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR
786
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,122
SOME STERN PARENTING.
787
00:19:07,131 --> 00:19:08,930
DON'T YA THINK?
788
00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:09,637
>> WHOO!
789
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,370
WHY ARE OUR CLOTHES STILL ON?
790
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:13,278
>> WELL, UH, OKAY.
791
00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:14,620
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED BUT I'M
792
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,785
GONNA TRUST YOU ON THIS ONE,
793
00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:16,761
HONEY.
794
00:19:16,765 --> 00:19:17,895
[dance music]
795
00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:20,102
* *
796
00:19:20,111 --> 00:19:21,844
>> HI!
797
00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:22,912
>> WHY DOES THAT WEIRD LITTLE
798
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:23,787
KID HAVE SO MANY SEXY BATHING
799
00:19:23,791 --> 00:19:25,257
SUITS?
800
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:33,023
* *
801
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:50,564
>> CHIP OFF THE OLD BROCK.
802
00:19:50,588 --> 00:19:51,787
>> MONDO, THIS IS THE MOST
803
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,292
AMAZING PARTY I'VE EVER SEEN.
804
00:19:53,298 --> 00:19:54,264
>> LOOK AROUND.
805
00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:55,067
NO COPS.
806
00:19:55,072 --> 00:19:55,771
NO TEACHERS.
807
00:19:55,774 --> 00:19:56,404
NO RULES.
808
00:19:56,409 --> 00:19:57,975
NO SUGGESTED SERVING SIZES.
809
00:19:57,982 --> 00:19:59,281
THIS ISN'T JUST A PARTY.
810
00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:00,817
IT'S PARADISE!
811
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:01,624
>> THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME
812
00:20:01,629 --> 00:20:02,995
A TOUR?
813
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,199
>> THIS IS THE FUN ZONE.
814
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,564
THERE'S ACTIVITIES FOR EVERYONE:
815
00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:09,142
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST, ARTS AND
816
00:20:09,156 --> 00:20:13,586
CRAFTS, OR HEADIER PURSUITS.
817
00:20:13,604 --> 00:20:15,137
>> THIS ANCIENT CITY WAS SUNK BY
818
00:20:15,144 --> 00:20:16,804
THE GODS FOR ITS UNCHECKED
819
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,949
ARROGANCE AND DEBAUCHERY.
820
00:20:18,957 --> 00:20:20,517
>> WHAT IS--[gasp] OOH!
821
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,229
[cheering]
822
00:20:21,232 --> 00:20:22,065
>> THAT'S NOT FAIR.
823
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:22,869
SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE
824
00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:23,702
TO--
825
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:25,307
[cheering]
826
00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:27,113
>> WE ALSO HAVE SNORKELING
827
00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:28,187
TAUGHT BY OUR RESIDENT
828
00:20:28,191 --> 00:20:29,921
RAFTAFARIAN.
829
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:31,460
BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS COUNTS AS
830
00:20:31,469 --> 00:20:33,668
COURSE CREDIT AS UC SANTA CRUZ.
831
00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:34,843
>> WHAT ABOUT BATHROOMS?
832
00:20:34,849 --> 00:20:37,315
>> LAST TUBE ON YOUR RIGHT.
833
00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:38,223
>> I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU,
834
00:20:38,228 --> 00:20:38,988
MONDO.
835
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:40,596
YOU'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.
836
00:20:40,602 --> 00:20:41,935
EVERYONE'S HAVING A BLAST.
837
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:42,640
>> THEY'RE TOUCHING ME
838
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:44,103
EVERYWHERE, DUDE!
839
00:20:44,115 --> 00:20:45,214
EVERYWHERE!
840
00:20:45,219 --> 00:20:45,918
>> WHOO!
841
00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:47,187
[chucking]
842
00:20:47,193 --> 00:20:48,159
>> DON'T BE LEFT OUT IN THE
843
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,323
COLD, MAN.
844
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:50,433
TUNE IN FOR THE PREMIERE OF GOOD
845
00:20:50,438 --> 00:20:51,104
VIBES.
846
00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:53,138
OCTOBER 27TH AT 10:30 P.M.
847
00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:54,881
RIGHT AFTER AN ALL-NEW EPISODE
848
00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:56,518
OF BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD.
849
00:20:56,568 --> 00:21:01,118
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