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>> WELCOME TO PLAYA DEL TORO,

CALIFORNIA, A SUN-KISSED

PLAYGROUND OF CRYSTAL CLEAR

WATERS, WHERE TWO BEST BUDS

NAMED WOODIE AND MONDO ARE

HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES.

>> THE TRAINING WHEELS ARE OFF!

>> JOIN US AS WE MEET THE

PRODUCERS...

AND A-LIST CAST THAT BRING THIS

COLORFUL WORLD TO LIFE.

AND THEN, DON'T MISS AN

EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK AT AN

UPCOMING EPISODE.

>> AHH!

>> SO GRAB YOUR SURFBOARD...

>> MUCH BETTER.

>> IT'S TIME TO HIT THE WAVES!

>> Woodie and Mondo: BLOOD

BROTHERS, JOIN THE FIGHT!

>> [howling]

>> [giggling]

>> MONDO BRANDO IS A FISH OUT

OF WATER.

>> HYAH...

UGH!

>> MONDO MOVES TO A FICTIONAL

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BEACH TOWN

FROM NEW JERSEY WITH HIS MOM.

>> WE BEEN HERE THREE DAYS AND

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO THE

BEACH YET.

>> MOM, I DON'T FIT IN HERE.

FACE IT.

IN A WORLD FULL OF KARDASHIANS,

I'M THE KHLOE.

>> HE'S TRYING TO FIT IN.

>> DON'T BE SO BUMMED.

THIS IS THE LONGEST THE NEW

KID'S EVER GONE WITHOUT A WEDGIE

AT THIS SCHOOL.

>> AHH!

>> 11 MINUTES.

>> I PLAY WOODIE WHO BECOMES

MONDO'S BEST FRIEND AND SORT OF

INTRODUCES HIM INTO THIS WORLD.

>> THEY'RE ABOUT TO TAN THEIR

BACKS, WHICH MEANS THEY MUST

UNHOOK THEIR STRAPS.

AND FOR ONE BRIEF BUT GLORIOUS

MOMENT, YOU CAN SEE--

>> NIPPLE.

TEACH ME MORE, WOODIE!

TEACH ME MORE!

>> THE WAY WOODIE AND MONDO MET,

IT'S A FAMILIAR STORY.

YOU'RE PERVING ON A WOMAN.

SHE'S TAKING A SHOWER.

>> SO WOODIE GOES UP TO CHECK ME

OUT THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT,

WATCHING ME TAKE A SHOWER IN ALL

MY GLORY, AND THE NEXT THING

YOU KNOW, BAM!

HE LIKE BREAKS THROUGH THE

CEILING.

>> MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?

>> UGH.

>> WHO ARE YOU?

>> I'M WOODIE.

>> AND A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP

BLOSSOMS.

>> GET WOODIE SOME ICE.

HIS FOREHEAD LOOKS A LITTLE

SWOLLEN.

>> SWOLLEN.

>> THIS OUGHTA HELP WITH THE

SWELLING.

>> THANKS.

>> THAT'S MILAN STONE, THE STAR

OF MTV'S 16 AND BITCHY.

>> WOODIE ALSO HAS A VERY HOT

ALTHOUGH DOUCHEY SISTER.

>> THE DAY I TAKE YOU TO MY

PARTY IS THE DAY I GO DOWN

ON EVERY GUY IN THIS SCHOOL.

>> SHE IS AS CRUEL AS CRUEL

INTENTIONS GET.

>> THERE'S MY BETTER HALF.

>> YEAH, THE DAY I'M HALF OF YOU

I'LL KILL MYSELF.

>> ZING, DARLING, ZING!

>> GOOD VIBES IS ABOUT A MOTHER

AND SON THAT MOVE FROM NEW

JERSEY IN SEARCH OF A NEW LIFE

ON THE WEST COAST.

>> HEY!

GIMME THAT.

MUCH BETTER.

>> MONDO'S RELATIONSHIP WITH

HIS MOM BABS, PLAYED BY THE

BRILLIANT DEBI MAZAR, IS

INTERESTING.

>> I LIKE THE IDEA THAT SHE WAS

A SINGLE MOM AND JUST LIKE

TRYING TO DO WHAT SHE COULD DO

TO TRY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>> I MADE YOU A CALIFORNIA

PREPAREDNESS KIT.

>> THEY'RE MORE BFF THAN THEY

ARE TYPICAL MOM/SON.

>> SPRAY TANNER, SEASON ONE OF

LAGUNA BEACH, AND A RUBBER

PICKLE?

[vibrating]

>> OOPS!

THAT'S MINE.

>> MONDO WINDS UP, DURING THE

COURSE OF THE SHOW, FALLING IN

LOVE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

>> WHO IS THAT?

>> THAT'S JEENA.

>> THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT

HER THAT GETS MONDO'S CHAIN

GOING AND HE CAN DO NOTHING

BUT THINK OF HER.

>> JEEEENA.

[techno music]

[heart monitor beeping]

[flat lining]

>> SHE'S LIKE A NICE GIRL.

SHE'S LIKE MONDO'S DREAM GIRL.

SHE'S--SHE'S HOT BUT SHE'S NOT

A BITCH ABOUT IT.

>> GO INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

SHE'S VERY APPROACHABLE.

>> I'M GONNA DO IT.

AH, EEH, OW!

I'M GOOD, I'M OKAY.

UGH!

>> YOU ARE ALL COGS IN THE

MACHINE!

>> WADSKA IS JEENA'S BROTHER.

HE IS BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

AT ALL TIMES.

>> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

>> MONDO ENDS UP HAVING TO USE

HIM FAR MORE THAN I THINK HE

WOULD LIKE TO.

>> WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

AWESOME TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER.

>> IN ORDER TO GET CLOSER TO

JEENA.

>> MONDO?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

THIS IS MY BEDROOM.

>> [clears throat] SORRY,

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A PLACE

TO HIDE.

IF YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING,

I CAN TAKE A BREAK FROM THE

SLEEPOVER.

>> IN THE SHOW, JEENA'S DATING

KIND OF A PRICK PLAYED BY

THE LOVEABLE JAKE BUSEY.

>> YOU JUST CROSSED INTO

TURKISTAN, WHERE TRESPASSING

IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE!

>> TURK, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

>> IF I DON'T STOP PUMMELING

DWEEBS, I'LL NEVER GET WITH YOU.

>> TURK'S THE GUY THAT YOU LOVE

TO HATE.

>> [muffled cries]

>> YOU JUST GOT T-BAGGED!

>> ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

I'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT!

>> I THINK TURK IS PRETTY MUCH

A VERY STEREOTYPICAL MEATHEAD

MALE.

>> EAT IT, LOSER!

>> TURKS IS JEENA'S KIND OF

ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN BOYFRIEND.

>> HEY, BABE.

HOW'S THIS FOR ROMANCE?

>> HE DOES LIKE JEENA AND HE

DOES CONSIDER HER HIS

GIRLFRIEND.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, HE'S VERY

JUVENILE.

>> DO YOU WANNA TAKE A PICTURE

TOGETHER?

>> BETTER YET, LET'S SHOOT A

VIDEO.

ONE NIGHT IN VA-JEENA.

UGH.

>> BRUSTA MUCHA!

>> GOOD VIBES IS THE ULTIMATE

BEACH PARTY.

IT'S LIKE THE MOVIE SUPERBAD

EXCEPT IN THE WORLD OF SURFING,

BEACH, AND BIKINIS.

>> THAT'S THE SOUND OF GIRLS

MAKING BAD DECISIONS.

LET'S GO!

>> EVERYONE'S HAVING A BLAST.

>> THEY'RE TOUCHING ME

EVERYWHERE, DUDE!

EVERYWHERE!

>> WHOO!

HA HA HA!

>> MONDO AND WOODIE DEFINITELY

HAD A LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

BROMANCE.

>> THE ONLY THING HOLDING YOU

BACK IS A LACK OF SURFING IN

YOUR DIET.

AND MAYBE THAT SWEET SET OF

CHESTICLES YOU GOT THERE.

>> MONDO AND WOODIE BOTH

DEFINITELY HAVE A HEALTHY

OBSESSION WITH BOOBS.

>> OH, MAN, ARE YOU READY?

YOU NEVER BEEN TO THIS SCHOOL.

SO EVERY GIRL IS LIKE TWO NEW

BOOBS TO YOU.

>> NEW BOOBS?

OH, MY GOD, I'M ON MY WAY!

>> WHOEVER WILL EXAMINE ALL

THESE BREASTS?

>> I GET TO FEEL YOUR

CHESTICLES.

IT MAY BE AS CLOSE AS I'M GONNA

GET TO A GIRL FOR A WHILE

AND I WANNA TRY OUT SOME NEW

MOVES I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

>> WOODIE LOVES BOOBS AND MONDO

HAS THEM.

>> OKAY, DUDE, THAT'S ENOUGH.

>> DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRD FOR ME.

>> THEY HAVE A BROMANCE FOR

SURE.

>> OH, IF YOUR NOSE WEREN'T SO

PHALLIC, I'D KISS YOU.

>> SO BASICALLY THE SHOW IS

ABOUT WAVES, RAYS, AND BABES.

>> UNDERNEATH ALL OF THIS COMEDY

IS HEART...

WITH A BONER.

>> I'M HOLDING A DICK BOARD.

A DICK BOARD, WOODIE.

>> COMING UP...

>> [burp]

>> MORE OF PLAYA DEL TORO'S

WILD AND CRAZY RESIDENTS.

>> TRAINING WHEELS ARE OFF!

>> AND LATER, DON'T MISS A

SPECIAL LOOK AT AN UPCOMING

EPISODE OF GOOD VIBES.

[crowd cheering]

>> crowd: OH!

>> PREMIERING OCTOBER 27TH

AT 10:30 P.M.

RIGHT AFTER

AN ALL-NEW BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD.

[girls laughing]

>> THAT AIN'T NO SITUATION.

THAT'S A DAMN TRAGEDY.

>> THE BEACH CULTURE IS PEOPLE

IN SHAPE, TAN, RIPPED, MUSCLES.

AND HERE YOU HAVE THIS POOR

LITTLE FAT KID.

DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SURF.

>> HEAD'S UP, NEWBIE.

>> WOODIE SHOWS HIM THE ROPES

AND TEACHES HIM ALL THERE IS

TO KNOW ABOUT SURFING.

>> LET'S GO SURFING!

[record scratch sound]

>> YOU'RE BANNED FROM SURFING

THIS BEACH.

>> HEY, TURK, COME ON, MAN.

HE'S LOCAL.

>> YOU SURVIVE BABY BEACH,

AND I'LL LET YOU TWO SURF HERE.

>> IF YOU'RE NOT A LOCAL,

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED.

>> UGH!

>> MY DICK BOARD!

>> YOU MUST VERY CAUTIOUSLY

AND VERY SLOWLY...

>> I CAME TO THIS TOWN TO MAKE

A NAME FOR MYSELF AND THAT'S

EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

>> GET YOURSELF INTO THE CULTURE

BEFORE YOU'LL BE ALLOWED TO...

>> UGH!

>> SURF THOSE PRECIOUS WAVES.

>> SUCK IT!

>> JEENA'S FIRST IMPRESSION OF

MONDO IS THAT HE IS SWEET AND

A HAPHAZARD AND A BIT LOST.

>> MONDO?

>> I HEARD SCREAMING.

I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WERE IN

DANGER SO I SHOT YOU WITH

PAINTBALLS.

>> SHE CERTAINLY COMES TO...

>> COME UP HERE.

>> BE VERY ENDEARED TO HIM.

>> [giggling]

>> MONDO DEFINITELY HAS A CHANCE

WITH JEENA.

>> SOMETHING ABOUT YOU HAS A

CALMING EFFECT ON ME.

>> HE HAS A VERY SWEET,

SENSITIVE SIDE.

>> OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE FIRST

TIME I'VE EVER MET A CELEBRITY

THAT I SPANKED IT TO.

WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I SAY?

>> HEY, SIS.

>> WOODIE IS A GREAT KID.

HE COMES FROM EXTREME WEALTH.

>> I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION

FOR YOU, WOODFORD.

>> THEY'RE VERY FORTUNATE

BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE RELATIVES

WHO THE OTHER COVETS IN A SEXUAL

MANNER.

IT WORKS OUT FOR WOODIE BECAUSE

HE IS VERY ATTRACTED TO MONDO'S

MOM.

>> I'M GONNA GO SLIP INTO

SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE.

>> THIS IS YOUR CHANCE,

WOOD-MAN.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT WITH BABS!

YOUR BEST FRIEND'S MOM.

>> AND MONDO IS VERY ATTRACTED

TO WOODIE'S SISTER.

>> BABE, I WOULD NEVER EMBARRASS

YOU--IS THAT A VAGINA?

>> SHE'S A SPOILED RICH BRAT.

>> I AM MILAN STONE.

MY FARTS ARE OTHER GIRLS'

DREAMS, OKAY?

>> SHE'S GOT HER OWN MTV REALITY

SHOW.

>> YOU CALL THESE DOUBLE Ds?

UGH!

>> HEH!

>> IGNORE THE BELL PEOPLE.

DO NOT LET IT CONTROL YOU.

>> I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE

TWO ARE SIBLINGS.

>> THERE'S A GREAT EPISODE

WHERE MONDO CONVINCES WADSKA

TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER.

>> SEE YA LATER, GENITALS!

>> WADSKA HAS VERY SPECIFIC

GOALS IN MIND.

>> TONIGHT I'M GONNA BLOW YOU

BOTH!

LET ME FINISH.

AWAY!

>> INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR.

>> WELCOME TO MY BEDROOM AKA MR.

MAGORIUM'S MASTABATORIUM.

>> AND AN INSANE AMOUNT OF FILM

REFERENCES.

>> HELLO AGAIN, BEST FRIENDS.

>> HE'S ALSO A GREAT FRIEND...

>> LOOK, WE MADE HIS HERO WALL!

>> WHO VERY MUCH CARES ABOUT

WOODIE AND MONDO.

>> I WANTED TONIGHT TO BE EXTRA

SPECIAL.

>> AT THE SAME TIME

REQUIRES FAR TOO MANY

MEDICATIONS FOR ANY BOY OF THAT

AGE.

>> THE TRAINING WHEELS ARE OFF!

>> BALLS!

>> HEY, BOYS!

>> BABS FOR SURE LED

A WILD LIFE BEFORE MONDO.

SHE'S DONE EVERY JOB IMAGINABLE

BETWEEN STRIPPER, WAITRESS,

SECRETARY, SCRUB TOILETS,

RETAIL.

SHE'S STRONG, SHE'S SEXY.

>> STILL GOT IT.

HER BOOBS ARE OUT TO HERE.

>> GO BEES!

>> BEES?

MORE LIKE Ds.

>> SHE WEARS LIKE YOU KNOW HIP

HUGGERS, AND HAS BEAUTIFUL HIPS

AND THE TINY WAIST.

AND THEN SHE SHOWS HER BUTT

CRACK, AND SHE'S EVEN GOT A

TRAMP STAMP.

SHE IS STILL A CLASS ACT.

>> REMEMBER THE FAMILY MOTTO.

YOU KNOW IN MY MUD WRESTLING

DAYS I HAD IT ON THE BACK OF A

CAPE.

>> SHE LOOKS OUT FOR HER SON

FIRST, AND I LIKE THAT.

>> WHAT IS THAT?

>> WIPE THOSE HORNY SMILES OFF

YOUR PIMPLY FACES.

THIS IS HUMAN SEXUALITY.

>> MS. TEETS IS PROBABLY MY

FAVORITE CHARACTER

IN THIS ENTIRE SERIES.

>> ANYTIME THAT MS. TEETS FINDS

FOOD ON HER BODY...

>> YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO GET

A BREAST EXAM.

JUST FEEL ON YOUR TITS.

IT'S REALLY SIMPLE.

YOU FEEL FOR LUMPS, BUMPS, AND

CAMEL HUMPS.

OH, CRUD!

OH, FALSE ALARM.

IT'S JUST A CRANBERRY SCONE.

>> WHEN SHE WAKES UP...

>> SOMEONE DREW ALL OVER

YOUR FACE.

>> WITH [bleep] ON HER FACE.

>> ARE THEY [bleep]?

>> UH-HUH.

>> YEAH, I DID THOSE.

>> SHE'S AN INAPPROPRIATE...

>> IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING, IT'S

NOT ME.

>> LADY WHO BURPS...

>> [burp]

[burp]

[burp]

>> AS MUCH AS SHE SPEAKS.

>> THAT WHOLE CHARACTER IS

GREAT.

>> WHO WANTS BODY SHOTS, Y'ALL?

WHOO, GET UP IN THIS SCURNIAL.

>> I THINK SHE HAS THE HOTS FOR

BABS.

>> EVENING, BABS.

YOU'RE LOOKING FOXY AS ALWAYS.

>> SHE GIVES BABS A LOT OF

ATTENTION.

>> OH, HELLO, BABSTER.

CHECK IT, WE HAVE THE SAME BRAS.

SHAZAM!

>> UP NEXT WE'LL TAKE A LOOK

BEHIND THE SCENES, AND THEN HANG

AROUND FOR A VERY SPECIAL SNEAK

PEEK AT AN UPCOMING

EPISODE OF GOOD VIBES!

>> HI!

PREMIERES OCTOBER 27TH, 10:30

P.M., RIGHT AFTER AN ALL-NEW

EPISODE OF BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD.

>> WEE!

>> WHOA!

>> [grunting]

>> GOOD VIBES IS AN ANIMATED

WORLD, AND WE NEEDED REALLY

ANIMATED ACTORS--ACTORS WHO

COULD NOT ONLY BE REALLY FUNNY

BUT ALSO...

>> HOW FUNNY IS THAT?

>> BRING ALL OF THEIR

PERSONALITY TO THE PART.

WE'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE THIS

CAST.

THEY'RE ALL MOVIE STARS AND

THEATER STARS AND TELEVISION

STARS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT.

>> ON THIS SHOW WHEN YOU GET THE

SCRIPT FOR THE NEW EPISODE,

IT'S ALWAYS HILARIOUS.

YOU READ IT AND YOU'RE LAUGHING

OUT LOUD.

>> SHUT UP! RISING IS IN ORDER!

>> THE TABLE READS ARE ALWAYS A

RIOT BECAUSE A LOT OF TIMES

YOU HAVE TO WAIT AFTER EACH

LINE FOR EVERYONE TO STOP

LAUGHING.

>> FORGIVE MY TARDINESS.

I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF

PREPARING A COMPUTER SIMULATION

OF BABY BEACH.

>> HEY, IT'S LITTLE MONDO!

>> WELL, I JUST USED THE BODY

OF A PREGNANT WOMAN AND ADDED

JUSTIN BIEBER'S HEAD.

>> A LOT OF TIMES YOU

CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU KNOW

THE DIALOGUE AND YOU'RE REALLY

GETTING INTO IT.

EVEN FOR THE SIMPLEST LINE.

YOU WIND UP DOING--YOU WIND UP

DOING STUFF LIKE "DUDE, GET OFF

MY BEACH OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

>> WHOA-HO-HO, KOOK!

YOU JUST CRO--PFFT.

WHOA-HO-HO, KOOK!

YOU JUST CROSSED INTO TURKISTAN

WHERE TRESPASSING IS A

PUNISHABLE OFFENSE.

I'M ABOUT TO LAUNCH A

DORK-SEEKING FIST MISSILE.

>> JOSH GAD AND ADAM BRODY

HAVE A GREAT NATURAL

CHEMISTRY IN REAL LIFE, SO WHEN

WE GET THEM TOGETHER, UH, THEY

CAN JUST BUILD ON THE PARTS WE

WROTE AND TAKE IT TO A WHOLE

NOTHER LEVEL.

>> EARLY ON I DID A LOT

OF MY RECORDINGS WITH ADAM

BRODY.

THAT FRIENDSHIP WAS KIND OF

ESTABLISHED IN THE ROOM.

>> PIZZA OR BURGERS?

>> BURRITOS.

>> HMM.

OKAY, LAST ONE.

THINK IT THROUGH.

THE HILLS OR THE CITY?

>> NEITHER.

I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA!

>> RIGHT ANSWER!

THEY'RE ABOUT TO TAN

THEIR BACKS.

BUT THEY DON'T WANT TAN LINES,

BETWEEN THE UNHOOKING AND THE

LAYING DOWN ON THE TOWEL YOU CAN

SEE...

>> NIPPLE!

I SAW THEM!

OH, MY GOD, I SAW THEM!

YOU'RE A GENIUS!

>> I CALL THIS MOMENT THE

AURORA AREOLA.

>> TEACH ME MORE, WOODIE!

TEACH ME MORE!

>> MONDO IS CONSTANTLY PUTTING

HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH.

>> DID YOU TRY THE CORN DOGS

TODAY?

THEY'RE THE BEST THINGS I'VE

EVER PUT IN MY MOUTH.

I MEAN OF THE THINGS I'VE EATEN.

I DON'T JUST PUT THINGS IN MY

MOUTH.

LIKE IF SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING

IN MY MOUTH THAT WASN'T FOOD,

I'D JUST SPIT IT OUT.

NOT THAT I'M A SPITTER, WELL,

I'M NOT A SWALLOWER EITHER.

DID YOU SAY YOU TRIED THE

CORN DOGS?

>> IT BACKFIRES.

IT TURNS INTO HIS INNER MOST

THOUGHTS.

HE DOESN'T MEAN IT,

AND JOSH IS SO GOOD AT, UH,

DELIVERING THAT.

>> YOU'RE AWESOME, MONDO!

>> I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!

I CANNOT FEEL MY LEGS!

>> MY LINES WOULD MAKE ME BLUSH

BECAUSE SHE'S OVERTLY SEXUAL AND

SHE'S OVER THE TOP.

IN MY EXPERIENCE, ANYTIME

ANYONE OFFERS YOU A GOLDEN

ANYTHING, YOU SAY NO.

IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT WAY TO

PERFORM AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY

A LOT OF FUN.

>> IN MY DEFENSE, WAITRESSING

WAS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN

MAKING A LIVING ON MY KNEES.

>> THE GREAT THING ABOUT DOING

ANIMATED CHARACTERS--YOU CAN

PLAY MULTIPLE CHARACTERS WITHIN

THE SHOW.

>> SANDY BEACHES AND ROLLING

SURF!

PARADISE ON--

>> HURRY IT UP!

WAIT. IT'S TOUGH TO SWITCH

BETWEEN THOSE TWO.

A PARADISE ON--

>> HURRY IT UP, MAN.

>> OTHER DUDES GOTTA USE

THE WALL TOO.

>> IN THIS ONE I CAN BE LONNIE

MUSA.

THIS GUY WITH A MUSTACHE,

LIVES IN A VAN.

>> HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I

ENDED UP LIVING IN A VAN?

I CAN STILL SMELL THE HUMUS!

HA HA HA!

>> I DON'T KNOW HIS BACKGROUND.

LET THE ANIMATORS FIGURE IT OUT.

THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

>> I LOVE THE STYLE OF ANIMATION

ON THIS SHOW BECAUSE I LOVE THE

SIMPLICITY OF THE CHARACTERS.

THEIR SHAPES AND SIZES ARE

INHERENTLY FUNNY TO EVEN LOOK

AT.

>> I'VE WORKED ON THE SIMPSONS

FOR 15 YEARS AND

I THINK IT'S PROBABLY PRETTY

OBVIOUS WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT

THE CHARACTERS THE INFLUENCE OF

THE SIMPSONS.

I STARTED WITH THE IDEA OF THESE

BEST FRIENDS--ONE BEING TALL,

SKINNY, THE OTHER BEING SHORT

AND FAT--RUNNING ACROSS A BEACH

WITH SURFBOARDS OVER THEIR

HEADS.

SO I LITERALLY WENT HOME

THAT FIRST NIGHT AND DREW KIND

OF A FAKE POSTER OF THE SHOW.

FROM THIS ONE LITTLE POSTER WE

KIND OF CAME UP WITH THE

FRAMEWORK OF THE ENTIRE SHOW--

ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF CRAZY,

FUNNY, WACKY WRITERS, REALLY

MADE THESE TWO DIMENSIONAL

CHARACTERS VERY THREE

DIMENSIONAL IN THEIR

PERSONALITIES.

>> I LOVE IT HERE!

>> I THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING

TO BE SURPRISED BY JUST HOW OUT

THERE THE HUMOR CAN GET.

>> [fart]

YOU JUST ATE MY FART!

>> IT CAN BE VERY NAUGHTY.

>> HEY, BOYS!

>> AND VERY OFF COLOR.

AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT'S

FUNNY.

>> THE THING ABOUT THIS SHOW IS

YEAH, IT'S LEWD, IT'S GOT THE

SEX JOKES.

UH, THERE'S A LOT OF TEENAGE BOY

HUMOR.

>> I WAS REALLY DRUNK.

SO HORNY.

I MEAN, WOULD HAVE DONE

ANYTHING.

>> BUT IT HAS A HEART.

>> YOU DIDN'T TAKE

ADVANTAGE OF ME.

YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD GUY, MONDO.

>> HEY, MAN, STICK AROUND.

WE GOT MORE WITH MONDO AND

WOODIE AND A SUPER EXCLUSIVE

LOOK AT AN UPCOMING

EPISODE OF GOOD VIBES.

>> HELLO!

>> PREMIERING OCTOBER 27TH AT

10:30 P.M., RIGHT AFTER AN

ALL-NEW EPISODE OF BEAVIS AND

BUTT-HEAD.

>> all: [screaming]

>> THIS IS WAR, BITCHES!

>> OH, HEY, MON-DORK.

>> IT'S ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.

IT'S ABOUT HAVING A CONSTANT

HARD-ON.

IT'S ABOUT A GUY LEARNING ABOUT

HIS PENIS BASICALLY.

>> LOOK AT YOU.

COMFORTABLY AVERAGE.

CUTE ENOUGH.

EXTREMELY SENSITIVE.

YOU'RE LIKE THE MICHAEL CERA OF

PENISES.

>> IT'S NEW.

IT'S FRESH.

>> I WATCHED A LITTLE WEIRD DUDE

STUFF HIS NUTS IN HIS MOUTH.

>> OH, YEAH. CHIPMUNKING.

>> IT'S GOT ATTITUDE.

>> AIN'T NO TIME FOR SLEEPS.

WHAT WHAT?!

>> YUP YUP.

>> IT'S GOT SEX.

>> WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA DO IT!

LA LA LA!

>> SPANK IT AGAIN!

OOH! HA HA!

>> I THINK THE MOST DEPRESSING

THINGS ARE THINGS THAT COME OUT

OF PEOPLE'S MOUTHS.

>> YOUR BUTT LOOKS LIKE

DIRTY WAFFLES.

>> AND SOMETIMES IT'S BECAUSE AN

ANIMATED SHOW IS IS KEEPING IT

REAL, AND SAYING WHAT OTHER

SHOWS WON'T.

>> [bleep] MY LIFE.

>> PEOPLE WILL BE REALLY, REALLY

SURPRISED BY HOW...

GENUINELY FUNNY THIS SHOW IS.

>> I THOUGHT US BOYS COULD BONE

UP, PLUG AWAY, GRIND IT OUT,

CRAM IT GOOD, PUT OUR HEADS

DOWN AND BURY OUR NOSES IN IT!

>> WHAT?

>> GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE

GUTTER.

>> IN A VERY, VERY DIFFERENT WAY

THAN THEY'RE USED TO.

>> THAT'S A LOVELY SCENT YOU'RE

WEARING.

>> IT'S TACO SPICE.

>> I REALLY LOVE WATCHING THIS

SHOW.

>> YOUR FACE IS SWEET AND ROUND

LIKE A MILK DUD.

>> AND I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR

YOU GUYS TO SEE IT TOO.

>> I THINK YOUR BOOBS ARE

SOFTER THAN MINE.

>> THANKS, I GUESS.

>> YOU MIGHT THINK YOU KNOW WHAT

THE SHOW'S ABOUT, AND YOU'RE

RIGHT.

>> [fart]

OOPS. SORRY.

I BLARTED.

>> SURE, WE'VE GOT THE BOOBS.

AND WE'VE GOT THE SOCIAL

COMMENTARY AND THE RAW, EDGY

JOKES, BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT

GOOD VIBES JUST HAS A GOOD

HEART.

>> LET'S NEVER LET OUR PECKERS

COME BETWEEN US AGAIN.

THAT SOUNDED WAY BETTER IN MY

HEAD.

>> IT'S ANIMATED.

IT'S AT THE BEACH.

THERE'S TONS OF BOOBS.

THERE'S TONS OF SURFING.

HA HA!

WATCH IT. SERIOUSLY.

>> DUDE, WE SHOULD HAVE

BAILED AFTER THE BLART.

>> AND FINALLY.

WHAT YOU DUDES HAVE BEEN

WAITING FOR!

THE EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK AT AN

UPCOMING EPISODE OF GOOD VIBES.

>> IT'S CALLED FLOAT-TOPIA, AND

IT COULD BE THE BIGGEST SPRING

BREAK PARTY OF ALL TIME.

APPARENTLY, THE FOUNDING FATHERS

OF THE EVENT ARE THESE THREE

STUDENTS FROM PLAYA DEL TORO

HIGH SCHOOL.

>> MONDO?

[cheering]

>> crowd: OOH!

>> HELLO!

>> AGH!

>> HEY, MOM!

IT'S AMAZING!

A GIRL DID A BODY SHOT OFF ME,

IT TICKLED, AND NOW I'M A

LITTLE STICKY BUT I LOVED IT.

>> IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR

SOME STERN PARENTING.

DON'T YA THINK?

>> WHOO!

WHY ARE OUR CLOTHES STILL ON?

>> WELL, UH, OKAY.

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED BUT I'M

GONNA TRUST YOU ON THIS ONE,

HONEY.

[dance music]

* *

>> HI!

>> WHY DOES THAT WEIRD LITTLE

KID HAVE SO MANY SEXY BATHING

SUITS?

* *

>> CHIP OFF THE OLD BROCK.

>> MONDO, THIS IS THE MOST

AMAZING PARTY I'VE EVER SEEN.

>> LOOK AROUND.

NO COPS.

NO TEACHERS.

NO RULES.

NO SUGGESTED SERVING SIZES.

THIS ISN'T JUST A PARTY.

IT'S PARADISE!

>> THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME

A TOUR?

>> THIS IS THE FUN ZONE.

THERE'S ACTIVITIES FOR EVERYONE:

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST, ARTS AND

CRAFTS, OR HEADIER PURSUITS.

>> THIS ANCIENT CITY WAS SUNK BY

THE GODS FOR ITS UNCHECKED

ARROGANCE AND DEBAUCHERY.

>> WHAT IS--[gasp] OOH!

[cheering]

>> THAT'S NOT FAIR.

SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE

TO--

[cheering]

>> WE ALSO HAVE SNORKELING

TAUGHT BY OUR RESIDENT

RAFTAFARIAN.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS COUNTS AS

COURSE CREDIT AS UC SANTA CRUZ.

>> WHAT ABOUT BATHROOMS?

>> LAST TUBE ON YOUR RIGHT.

>> I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU,

MONDO.

YOU'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING.

EVERYONE'S HAVING A BLAST.

>> THEY'RE TOUCHING ME

EVERYWHERE, DUDE!

EVERYWHERE!

>> WHOO!

[chucking]

>> DON'T BE LEFT OUT IN THE

COLD, MAN.

TUNE IN FOR THE PREMIERE OF GOOD

VIBES.

OCTOBER 27TH AT 10:30 P.M.

RIGHT AFTER AN ALL-NEW EPISODE

OF BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD.

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