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"HI, DAVE.
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"I WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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"MY NAME IS LAURENT,
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"AND I'M YOUR FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENT FOR THE SEMESTER.
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"I LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER.
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"OUR TEAM IS VERY GOOD.
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"I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE
AND EXPERIENCING NEW THINGS.
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"THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
BACK HERE,
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"BUT SHE'S FINE WITH ME HAVING
SOME FUN WHILE I'M IN THE USA.
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"I HAVE ENCLOSED A PICTURE
OF ME AND MY BEST FRIEND.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU."
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YO, CALM DOWN, FUDGE PACKER.
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I'M DOING
SOME VERY IMPORTANT WORK HERE.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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YOU, YOU HAVE ANYTHING
THAT COULD PLAY THIS?
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NO, MAN, NOT 8 MILLIMETER.
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DAMN IT.
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SHANTZ, YOUR MATH ASSIGNMENT,
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GAVE YOU A B-MINUS
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JUST SO WE DON'T RUFFLE
ANY FEATHERS.
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SWEET!
MY GENIUS!
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ALL RIGHT, SO YOU HAVE
A GEOMETRY TEST TODAY.
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IT'S ON PROOF OF TRIANGLES
AND POLYGONS.
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TRIANGLES AND--
AND POLYGONS?
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POLYGONS.
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WHAT, THAT'S IN WASHINGTON
FOR HISTORY.
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I DID--
DUDE, I PROMISE YOU.
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THE POLYGON
IS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
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NO, NO,
THAT'S THE PENTAGON, MAN.
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THAT'S THE PENTAGON.
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SHIT.
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♪ I LOOK OUTSIDE TO SEE
MY DREAM A WAYS ♪
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GET YOUR POWDERED-COLOGNE ASS
OUT HERE!
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SO SHE'S BLOWING ME.
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MY GRANDPA CALLS.
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OH, NO!
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GRANDPA ERNEST.
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I TALK ON THE PHONE
THE WHOLE TIME.
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THERE SHE IS.
THERE SHE IS.
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GET HER.
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HEY, GUYS.
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YEAH, BRO,
SHE SMELLED THAT SHIT.
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HEY, YO, DAVE,
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE
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BEFORE ROBYN COMES OVER
AND MOLESTS ME.
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DAVE BETTER BANG THAT CHICK
THIS YEAR.
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FOR A GIRL LIKE THAT
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TO BE A VIRGIN,
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THAT'S LIKE HAVING WINGS
AND NEVER FLYING.
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THAT'S PRETTY DEEP, JAY.
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BEEN SAVING THAT ONE
FOR A WHILE.
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WHAT'S UP, DAVE?
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HEY, WIENER BREATH.
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YOU WANT ROAD HEAD?
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I'LL GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB
RIGHT NOW.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, SHANTZ?
YOU'RE STUPID.
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IF YOU'RE SO SMART, BRO,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GOT CAUGHT.
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OH, COME ON,
THAT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.
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THE LOOK ON LONNATINI'S FACE?
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THAT WAS PRICELESS.
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DO THE FACE. DO THE FACE.
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JAY, BECAUSE OF US
GETTING CAUGHT,
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YOU NOW HAVE
SOME HOT PIECE OF TAIL
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STAYING IN YOUR HOUSE
FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS.
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YOU SHOULD BE LICKING
MY TAINT.
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KEEP ASKING, BUDDY.
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NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
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LOOK, IT WILL BE
AN EASY "A," OKAY?
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AND NEXT YEAR, WE'LL BE LAUGHING
ABOUT THIS AT "O" STATE,
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SO LET'S JUST DO
THIS THING.
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YES!
YO!
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IT'S GREAT.
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OH, DISCO DANNY.
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WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
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DON'T FIGHT IT.
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OW, FUCK.
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BRO, BRO,
GET IT AWAY.
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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU?
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THREE YEARS AND HAVEN'T
GOTTEN IT RIGHT.
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DUDE, I FEEL SORRY
FOR YOUR DICK, MAN.
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I GET IT.
I GET IT.
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OH, DUDE, DAVE,
CHECK THIS OUT, MAN.
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FOUND IT
IN MY DAD'S BASEMENT.
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THINK IT'S SOME KIND
OF OLD-SCHOOL PORN.
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IS IT A FILM?
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YEAH.
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THERE'S A LIGHT
RIGHT THERE.
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SHE'S GOT
THE 70'S HIP-TO-HIP.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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LL?
WHAT'S LL, MAN?
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UH, "LONG-HAIRED LADIES,"
I GUESS.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.
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PEOPLE.
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PEOPLE!
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SHUT YOUR GAPING HOLES!
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ALL RIGHT.
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NOW, YOU'RE ALL HERE
BECAUSE YOUR EXCHANGE STUDENTS
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ARE ARRIVING TODAY.
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WAIT, WAIT A SECOND.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE
THE EXCHANGE STUDENTS.
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OH, MAN.
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I WAS ALL READY TO GO
TO AMSTERDAM, MAN.
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AH, CRAP, I EVEN BROKE UP
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
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AND I QUIT MY JOB
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AT HOTDOG ON A STICK, MAN.
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I TOLD MY DAD OFF.
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IT WAS HARD TO PACK
THE SLEEPING BAG.
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THAT'S A GREAT EXAMPLE
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OF WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU'RE DUMB.
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IS EVERYONE ELSE SURE
THEY'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE?
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YES, MA'AM.
RIGHT HERE.
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PRESENT.
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GOOD.
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FOR EACH OF YOUR
FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS.
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THEY ARE BEING DROPPED OFF
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AT 3:00
IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT.
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YOU ALL ARE GOING TO BE
SHINING EXAMPLES
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OF WHAT OUR BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL
CAN PRODUCE.
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UH, PRINCIPLE LONNATINI,
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THE FOUR OF US WOULD LIKE
TO GRACEFULLY WITHDRAW
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FROM THIS WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY
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TO ALLOW OTHER
DESERVING STUDENTS THE CHANCE--
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ZIP IT, MEATHEAD.
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AFTER THIRD PERIOD,
I'D LIKE TO SEE THE FOUR OF YOU
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IN MY OFFICE.
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DUDE, THIS IS GONNA
TOTALLY SUCK BALLS, MAN.
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YOU AND JAY GET
HOT, HORNY GIRL BABES.
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I GET SOME EASTERN BLOCKHEAD.
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DUDE, COME ON, MAN.
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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WAITING
FOR ROBYN TO COME AROUND.
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WHATEVER.
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OH, FUCK, MIA HO.
TURN AROUND.
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WHO'S HO?
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MIA HO.
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JUST TURN AROUND PLEASE.
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HI, DAVE.
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HEY, WHAT'S UP, HO?
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HI, SHANTZ.
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OH, MY GOD, DAVE.
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THIS WEEKS ISSUE OF
THE HUGHES HERALD IS BRILLIANT.
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THE PIECE YOU DID
ON THE SCHOOL MARCHING BAND
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I REALLY LIKE
THAT YOU USED MY NAME IN IT.
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THAT WAS SO SWEET.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, I USED
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EVERYONE IN THE BAND'S NAME,
SO IT'S...
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OH. I KNOW.
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BUT IT'S TOTALLY SWEET.
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SO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT LATER?
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OH, SORRY,
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BUT HE CAN'T.
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TO LOOSEN UP
OUR FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS.
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MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, HO.
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SHANTZ, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
CALL ME BY MY LAST NAME?
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IT'S A JOCK THING.
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I DO IT TO EVERYBODY.
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HEY, BOYLE,
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
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IT'S WHAT I DO.
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KEEPIN' IT REAL.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHATEVER.
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WELL, ANYWAY,
MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, DAVE.
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ANY TIME.
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ALL RIGHTY.
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ANYHOO.
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MY LITTLE DAVIE READY TO BANG
SOME FRENCH CHICKS OR WHAT, HUH?
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I DON'T KNOW.
COME ON.
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I REALLY DON'T WANT TO
SCREW SHIT UP WITH ROBYN AND I.
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WOW, YOU KNOW, FOR A GIRL,
YOU GOT A LOUSY RACK.
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FUCK YOU.
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OH, HEY, ROBYN.
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HEY, SHANTZ.
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DAVE, ARE YOU GOING
TO FRENCH WITH ME?
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FRENCH WITH YOU?
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CLASS, FRENCH CLASS.
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RIGHT.
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UH, NO,
ACTUALLY,
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I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK,
SO I THINK I'M GONNA SKIP.
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OH.
YEAH.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU LADIES
DOING TONIGHT?
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NOTHING, ACTUALLY.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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UM, WE'RE JUST--
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JAY'S HOUSE.
YUP.
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LOVE FOR THE FOREIGNERS.
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ALL RIGHT?
BE THERE.
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AWESOME.
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YOU TWO SHOULD WEAR
SOMETHING LOW-CUT
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OBVIOUSLY, I'M GONNA KILL JAY
FOR NOT TELLING ME SOONER.
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I GOT TO GO GET ME
AN OUTFIT.
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OKAY, SO I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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I LOVE YOU.
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BALL CHECK.
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OH, FUCK.
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DID YOU JUST--
JESUS CHRIST.
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DID YOU JUST SAY
"I LOVE YOU"?
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THE FUCK'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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HEY, LET ME REMIND YOU ABOUT
WHO YOU ARE TO ROBYN, OKAY?
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NO NOOKY, NO ASS,
NO POONTANG, NO BOOTY,
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NO SWEET, SUPPLE VAGINA,
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NO BOBBIN' ON THE KNOB
LIKE CORN ON THE COB,
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NO GETTING YOUR PEE-PEE WET,
NO SKIN FLUTE SYMPHONY,
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NO LABIA LIP-LOCK,
NO BEATIN' THE GUTS,
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NO CERVIX SUCKER PUNCH,
NO MUSHROOM MASSAGE,
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NO MOUTH HUG,
NO LONG STRIDE LEFTY,
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU WERE
A LITTLE CROOKED LIKE ME,
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NO SPRAYING THE SWIMMERS--
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ALL RIGHT, SHANTZ, SHANTZ,
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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I GET IT,
JESUS CHRIST.
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LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE A POINT, DAVE, OKAY?
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IT'S SENIOR YEAR.
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I ASK YOU AGAIN,
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WHEN ARE FINALLY GONNA GET
YOUR LITTLE IN THE MIDDLE?
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I DON'T KNOW,
ALL RIGHT?
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LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS,
WHEN IT HAPPENS,
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I WANT IT TO BE PERFECT,
OKAY?
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I WANT THERE TO BE FIREWORKS
AND MARVIN GAYE PLAYING,
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AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
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I WANT IT TO BE WITH ROBYN,
OKAY?
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LOOK, YOU GOT TO
FORGET ABOUT ROBYN.
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FORGET ABOUT HER.
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MIA HO.
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MIA HO IS THE WAY TO GO.
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YOU KNOW SHE WANTS IT.
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AND THAT ASIAN PUSSY
IS SO TIGHT,
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IT'LL MAKE EVEN
THAT LITTLE PECKER FEEL BIG.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE A BITCH,
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I KNOW YOU'RE JUST
LOOKING OUT FOR ME, MAN.
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I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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WHY IS THERE
A POSTER OF YOU UP THERE?
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WHAT?
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OH!
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YOU'RE A DICK.
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PRINCIPLE LONNATINI, YOU--
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YOU REALLY LIKE BUSH,
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DON'T YOU?
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YES, YES, I--
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I LOVE BUSH.
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I MEAN, WOW,
YOU REALLY, REALLY LOVE BUSH
240
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DON'T YOU?
241
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YES, I DO.
242
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AS MUCH AS I LOVE BUSH,
I PREFER A NICE LANDING STRIP.
243
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A GOOD SHAVE
IS ALWAYS NICE.
244
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YOU MEAN LIKE A BRAZILIAN WAX?
245
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:03,636
WHAT?
246
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,271
DID SHE JUST SAY THAT?
247
00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,376
GOD DAMN YOU.
248
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,044
YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXACTLY
249
00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,680
WHY I BROUGHT YOU ALL IN HERE.
250
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:19,652
YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF RESPECT
FOR ANYTHING IMPORTANT
251
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IS AN INSULT
252
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:23,756
TO EVERY NATURAL-BORN AMERICAN.
253
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:27,326
I KNOW YOU MAY WANT TO COAST
THROUGH YOUR LAST SEMESTER
254
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:31,163
LIKE THE WORTHLESS
LITTLE PARASITES THAT YOU ARE,
255
00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:33,699
SUCKLING ON THE TEAT
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00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:37,236
OF THIS UNITED STATES
GOVERNMENT-FUNDED INSTITUTION.
257
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YOU REMIND ME
OF AN ITCHY LITTLE RASH
258
00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:43,275
THAT YOU GET ONE NIGHT
UNDER THE BLEACHERS
259
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:46,379
WITH YOUR DRESS
PULLED OVER YOUR HEAD
260
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:51,017
AND ALL YOUR CLASSMATES YELLING,
"KATIE ROTTENCROTCH!"
261
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,185
ROTTENCROTCH?
262
00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,055
THOSE WOUNDS NEVER HEAL.
263
00:10:57,056 --> 00:11:00,693
BUT THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL,
264
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,663
FULL OF BEAUTIFUL AMERICANS
THAT SHOWER EVERY DAY,
265
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,364
AND THEY DON'T SPEAK
ANY OTHER LANGUAGE
266
00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:09,435
BUT GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
AMERICAN ENGLISH.
267
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:12,071
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHO I WANT IN THIS SCHOOL LESS,
268
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,707
YOU FOUR
269
00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:18,144
OR THOSE BURRITO-MUNCHING
SAND TURDS.
270
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,345
I HAVE SPENT
271
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:23,349
MY ENTIRE LIFE BEING PRO-LIFE,
272
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,318
BUT I'M RETHINKING IT NOW.
273
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:28,454
GET OUT.
274
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,859
HASHBROWN,
275
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,795
ARE YOU WITH US ON THIS PROBLEM?
276
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,296
UH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
277
00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:39,432
GOOD, WELL, THEN I'M SURE
YOU WOULDN'T MIND
278
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,267
COMING UP
TO HELP US OUT WITH IT.
279
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,036
WORD.
280
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,346
YOU SKIPPED A GRADE, RIGHT, SON?
281
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,348
TWO ACTUALLY.
282
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,084
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS
AT M.I.T.
283
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,119
I'LL PUT THE GOOD WORD
IN FOR YOU IF YOU WANT.
284
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,388
ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO STATE,
BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY.
285
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,724
STATE?
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
286
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,862
THINK ABOUT IT.
287
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,331
SO, CHELSEA, YOU COMING
TO MY PARTY TONIGHT?
288
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,866
I DON'T KNOW.
289
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,401
WELL, IF YOU DON'T COME,
290
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,402
I CAN'T COME.
291
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,903
IT'S YOUR PARTY, JAY.
292
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,238
WOULDN'T YOU COME ANYWAY?
293
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,339
PROBABLY,
294
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:25,745
BUT IF YOU COME,
I AM GUARANTEED
295
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:26,912
TO COME.
296
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,447
WELL, I WANT TO COME.
297
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:29,415
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO COME?
298
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,250
GREAT, BUT IT'S NOT THAT EASY
299
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,485
FOR ME TO JUST COME.
300
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,520
THERE'S A LOT OF WORK
TO BE DONE
301
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,489
BEFORE I CAN JUST COME.
302
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,157
WE CAN DO THAT WORK TOGETHER.
303
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:41,861
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU COMING
WILL DEFINITELY
304
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,929
MAKE ME COME WITHOUT A DOUBT.
305
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,533
EVEN IF I JUST HEARD YOU
SAY THE WORDS,
306
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,502
"JAY, I'M COMING,"
307
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,771
THAT ALONE WOULD PROBABLY
MAKE ME COME.
308
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,006
WELL, MAYBE I'LL COME.
309
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,442
MAYBE YOU WILL,
BUT FROM WHAT I HEAR,
310
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,378
THAT'S MORE UP TO THE GIRL
THAN IT IS THE GUY.
311
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,781
WHAT?
312
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,815
NOTHING.
313
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:06,452
SO, YOU COMING?
314
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,554
OH, I'M COMING.
315
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:19,532
♪ ♪
316
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,234
PUSH IT MORE.
317
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,369
FIVE MORE.
318
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,970
FIVE MORE.
YOU'RE LOOKING SWOLLEN.
319
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,239
YES.
320
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,809
HEY, SHANTZ, YOU WANT
TO HOP IN HERE AND GET A SET?
321
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,576
WE CAN ALWAYS USE A THIRD COCK.
322
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,578
DAMN IT.
323
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,580
I GOT TO GRADUATE
WITH A 2.3 AVERAGE
324
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,581
TO GET THE SCHOLARSHIP.
325
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:39,518
DUDE, YOU KNOW
I HAVE, LIKE, A 1.9.
326
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,221
A LITTLE HELP.
A LITTLE HELP.
327
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,589
SO HER SISTER STUMBLES IN,
AND I'M LIKE,
328
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,959
"BITCH, YOU WAKE HIM UP,
YOU KEEP HIM UP."
329
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:47,960
NO.
330
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,563
HEY, DID I MENTION
SHE WAS A COLLEGE CHICK?
331
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,164
SEE, SHIT LIKE THAT
IS GONNA HAPPEN
332
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,165
EVERY DAY AT STATE.
333
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,202
THE FANTASTIC FORNICATING FOUR.
334
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,570
HEY, GUYS,
I GOT A PROBLEM.
335
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,873
WE KNOW, SHANTZ,
BUT HERPES IS NOT TREATABLE.
336
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:01,874
SHUT UP, JERK-OFF.
337
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,442
I CAN STILL KICK YOUR ASS.
338
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,877
TOUCHÉ.
339
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,612
LOOK, IT MIGHT ONLY BE
THE THREE AMIGOS.
340
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,248
I GOT TO GET MY GPA UP TO A 2.3,
OR I DON'T GET IN.
341
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,382
THAT'S SOME SHIT.
342
00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:13,419
DUDE, SHANTZ,
YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING ME.
343
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,187
IN OTHER WORDS,
IT'S A SURE THING, SLAM DUNK.
344
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,857
I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT.
345
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,859
THAT'S ALMOST STRAIGHT "A"s.
346
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,560
THAT'S ALL "A"s
AND A B-PLUS.
347
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,496
YOU'RE SCREWED
AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
348
00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,165
NO, UH-UH.
349
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,499
WE GOT TO HAVE FAITH, MAN.
350
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,467
LOOK, THIS IS
WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED
351
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,869
SINCE WE WERE KIDS,
ALL RIGHT?
352
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,538
WE'RE GOING TO STATE
TOGETHER.
353
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,007
DAVE, SHANTZ, MY MAN,
DON'T YOU WORRY.
354
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,475
FROM NOW ON,
I WILL DO ALL YOUR PAPERS,
355
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,476
AND NO MORE "B"s.
356
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:38,477
WE'LL GET YOU THERE.
357
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:42,615
HAVE HASHBROWN
FILL THEM OUT FOR YOU.
358
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,550
WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
THANKS, GUYS.
359
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:49,054
NEXT YEAR, WE'LL BE LIVING UP
THE COLLEGE LIFE
360
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,457
WITH FUCKIN' TITTIES
AND JUST DRINKING--
361
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,158
YOU SMELL THAT?
362
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,927
SMELLS LIKE THREE-LEGGED DEER,
FELLAS.
363
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,462
THREE-LEGGED DEER?
364
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,064
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT,
I GET IT.
365
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,306
ANITA?
366
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,607
SI.
367
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,442
YOU MUST BE JAKE.
368
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,543
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
369
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,045
NICE TO MEET YOU.
370
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,480
HEY, GUYS,
THIS IS ANITA.
371
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,015
SHE'S FROM BRAZIL.
372
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,450
SO DO YOU SPEAK BRAZILIAN,
OR...
373
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,685
MEXICAN?
374
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,053
SPANISH.
375
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,254
PORTUGUESE.
376
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,623
OH, I FAILED GEOLOGY.
377
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,625
NICE TO MEET YOU.
378
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,662
NICE TO MEET YOU.
379
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,997
GOOD MORNING, GORDON.
380
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,200
LISTEN, DRAGO,
IT'S SHANTZ, MAN,
381
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,669
SHANTZ, SHANTZ.
382
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,437
OKAY?
383
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,705
WHAT DO WE CALL YOU?
384
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,573
EMELIANENKO TRONOVSKY.
385
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,676
A MILLION ANKLES?
386
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,177
EMELIANENKO.
387
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,545
MIL--
388
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,714
SCREW IT.
389
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,051
WE'RE GONNA CALL YOU
RUSSIAN DUDE, OKAY?
390
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,653
COME MEET THE CREW,
RUSSIAN DUDE.
391
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,691
HELLO, YOU MUST BE--
392
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,959
HASHBROWN, MAN.
393
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,293
NICE TO MEET YOU, GANJA.
394
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,562
ACTUALLY, IT IS GAN-YA.
395
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,698
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
396
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,467
OKAY.
397
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,437
HBONJOUR.
398
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,672
WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS LAURENT?
399
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,008
OH, NO, I'M SOPHIE.
400
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,711
OUI, OUI, LAURENT.
401
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,546
YES, LAURENT.
402
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,747
IS SHE ON THE BUS STILL?
403
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,449
NO, NO, I AM--
404
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,585
ME, I AM LAURENT.
405
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,654
YOU'RE--
406
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,224
UM, I THINK WE'RE HAVING
A MISCOMMUNICATION ACTUALLY.
407
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,659
YOU SEE, YOU'RE A GUY,
408
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,094
AND MY FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT
409
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,662
THIS HOT BLOND
FROM FRANCE NAMED
410
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,297
LAURENT.
411
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:43,302
AND PLAYS SOCCER
AND HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
412
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,471
FUCK.
413
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,705
YOU'RE THE GUY IN THE PICTURE,
414
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:49,074
HUH, NOT THE GIRL?
415
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,144
WELL, YOU ARE DAVE, EH?
416
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,379
THAT'S ME.
417
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,217
BESIDES YOURSELF, DAVE,
DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND
418
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:01,387
SOME AMERICAN VIRGINS?
419
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:04,189
UH, NO, NO, I DON'T.
420
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,357
THAT'S OKAY.
421
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,592
I WILL FIND THEM.
422
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,093
SO, ANITA,
423
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,129
WHY DID YOU COME
TO AMERICA?
424
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:15,134
IN BRAZIL, THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH
YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT AMERICA.
425
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,804
BUT TO REALLY LEARN
THE ECONOMICS,
426
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:23,442
THE PSYCHOLOGY, THE POLITICS,
YOU MUST LIVE IN THE COUNTRY.
427
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:27,813
WELL, I WILL TEACH YOU
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.
428
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:28,814
HEY, MOM.
429
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:33,585
OH, HONEY,
THEY'RE HERE.
430
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,554
HELLO,
MY NAME IS LAURENT.
431
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,289
IT IS TRULY AN HONOR
TO MEET YOU.
432
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,726
OH--OKEY DOKEY.
433
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:45,597
DAVE, DO YOU WANT TO SHOW
LAURENT TO HIS ROOM?
434
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:49,234
OKAY, LAURENT,
TO THE EAST WING OVER HERE,
435
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,702
WE HAVE THE BALLROOM.
436
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,072
DOWN HERE TO THE LEFT,
WE HAVE AN INVISIBLE LEPRECHAUN.
437
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,274
IT'S BEEN THERE FOR YEARS.
438
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,676
AND THIS GUYS,
ACCORDING TO THE PAPERWORK,
439
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:58,777
THAT'S MY FATHER.
440
00:17:58,777 --> 00:17:59,778
HELLO.
441
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:00,846
LAURENT.
442
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,714
OUI, LAURENT.
443
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,349
WELCOME TO AMERICA.
THANK YOU.
444
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,451
IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU.
445
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,753
JUST STAY AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.
446
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,254
LET'S NOT GET CRAZY, POPS.
447
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,423
ALL RIGHT, ANYWAY,
SO MOVING ON,
448
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,760
DOWN HERE TO THE RIGHT
IS YOUR BEDROOM.
449
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,495
I THINK HE'S GAY.
450
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,836
SO WHAT'S THIS THING?
451
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,705
AMORITA.
452
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:30,175
SHE'S THE GODDESS OF LOVE.
453
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:33,112
IF YOU KEEP HER WITH YOU
WHEREVER YOU GO,
454
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,849
YOU WILL EVENTUALLY MEET
THE ONE YOU'RE DESTINED FOR.
455
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,684
OH, YEAH?
456
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,487
WELL, MY CULTURE SAYS,
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
457
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:45,357
TRY AND TRY
AND TRY AGAIN.
458
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:50,596
I THINK OUR CULTURES
ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
459
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,799
YOU ARE WHAT THEY CALL A PLAYER,
AREN'T YOU?
460
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,834
PERO AMORE.
461
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,903
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND?
462
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:58,904
SURE.
463
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,839
I HAD TWO JUST LAST WEEK.
464
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:04,843
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?
465
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:05,811
I'D LIKE TO FINISH UNPACKING.
466
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,779
WHATEVER FLOATS IT.
467
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:11,150
BUT IN THE STATES,
A TIGHT SKIRT WORKS A LOT BETTER
468
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,152
THAN THAT TROLL.
469
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,153
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
470
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:24,363
WE REALLY HATE TO EAT
AND HAVE THE RUNS,
471
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,664
BUT SERIOUSLY WE REALLY GOT
472
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,266
TO TAKE THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD,
LITTLE LADY.
473
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,935
NOW, DAVE,
YOUR MOTHER IS NO LADY.
474
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,236
MARV.
475
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,238
YO!
476
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,806
YOU PEOPLE HEAR
THE DAMN DOORBELL, HUH?
477
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:35,908
OH, GORDON.
478
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,442
WELL, I NEVER.
479
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,178
OH, NEVER SAY NEVER,
MRS. L.
480
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,379
I'LL LAY SOME PIPE AROUND HERE.
481
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,947
HUH?
482
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,783
LOOK, I'M SORRY, POPS,
483
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,285
BUT WE REALLY GOT TO GO.
484
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,220
WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE
FOR THE PARTY.
485
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,789
YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON
AT THIS PARTY, DAVE?
486
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,291
JUST SOME HARMLESS FUN.
487
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,358
YOU KNOW, A BUNCH OF FRIENDS
488
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,960
GETTING TOGETHER
TO PLAY SOME GAMES,
489
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,828
LIKE DONKEY PUNCH.
490
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,630
DONKEY PUNCH?
491
00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,898
LIKE PIN THE TAIL?
492
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,233
YEAH, YEAH,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
493
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,303
YEAH, AND WE ALSO PLAY
THIS ONE CALLED
494
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,571
THE RUSTY TROMBONE.
495
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:06,572
IT'S GREAT.
496
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,773
YEAH, I'LL TEACH YOU SOMETIME.
497
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:08,907
OKAY.
DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY.
498
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,510
WHAT WAS THE ONE
WE PLAYED LAST WEEK
499
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,446
WITH THAT--
OH, DIRTY SANCHEZ.
500
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,915
IT TAKES A WHILE TO LEARN,
BUT IT'S GREAT.
501
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,650
BOYS, BOYS,
502
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:23,956
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED
THE PITTSBURGH PLATTER?
503
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,824
HUH?
504
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,794
OR HOW ABOUT
THE FILCHING FRENCHMAN?
505
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,296
OOH, MARV.
506
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,632
EDUCATED MAN
YOUR POPS HERE.
507
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,668
OOH LA LA.
508
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:38,837
ALL RIGHT,
WE GOT TO GO.
509
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:39,871
HASHBROWN'S IN THE CAR.
510
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:40,973
ADIOS, MARV.
511
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,974
BE GOOD, ALL RIGHT.
512
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:46,578
UH, DAVE, LISTEN.
513
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,315
A NICE CLEAN COAT OF PAINT
514
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:53,685
DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN
THE CAR IS NEW.
515
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,289
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
516
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,024
YO, YO, YO!
517
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,459
HEY, NICE GETUP,
DOUCHE BAG.
518
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,460
IS IT GAY JAY DAY?
519
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,029
HEY, YOU GOT ANYTHING
THAT CAN PLAY THIS?
520
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,030
ABSOLUTELY.
UH-UH.
521
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,498
COME ON.
522
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:07,966
HEY, JIMINY CRICKET,
HOW'S IT GOING?
523
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,434
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
524
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,435
WHOO! WHAT'S GOING ON?
525
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,637
UP TOP
WHO'S GAY.
526
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,272
YOU? GOT YOU.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
527
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,406
HEY, YOU HEAR ABOUT
THAT VOLCANO?
528
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,843
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
529
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,645
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
530
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:20,879
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
531
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,447
DUDE, WANTED OUT BACK.
532
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,682
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO AHEAD,
533
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,785
AND WE'LL MEET UP WITH YOU
IN A LITTLE BIT.
534
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,687
HEY, WANT TO MEET
A FRIEND OF MINE?
535
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,956
OOH, IS SHE
A GIRLFRIEND, YEAH?
536
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,292
UH, MORE OF JUST
A NORMAL FRIEND.
537
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,993
AH, A NORMAL FRIEND.
538
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,429
PERHAPS YOUR NORMAL FRIEND
IS UP FOR SOME SCREWING, EH?
539
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,598
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT?
540
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,333
YOU KNOW, DAVE,
THE SCREW.
541
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,568
NO, NO, NO, I GOT--
I GOT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING,
542
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:45,937
BUT LISTEN,
ROBYN'S NOT LIKE THAT, OKAY?
543
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:47,439
SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.
544
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,940
SHE'S NOT LIKE THESE HOS.
545
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,009
IF YOU MISS THIS NEXT SHOT,
YOU HAVE TO DRINK
546
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,011
THAT ENTIRE PITCHER OF BEER.
547
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,313
OOH!
548
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,382
OH, YOU WANT TO UP THE ANTE.
549
00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,484
YEAH,
550
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:05,590
BUT IF I MAKE THIS NEXT SHOT,
THE NEXT THING YOU GIRLS LOSE
551
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:06,591
IS YOUR SHIRTS.
552
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:07,626
WHOO!
553
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,994
OKAY, JAY.
554
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:12,564
BUT HAVEN'T YOU ALREADY
SEEN MINE BEFORE?
555
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:13,598
AND MINE?
556
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:14,833
YES.
557
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,569
HEY, I'M JUST GIVING THE PEOPLE
WHAT THEY WANT.
558
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,608
WELL, COME ON.
DO IT.
559
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,346
TITS! TITS! TITS!
560
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,081
SHOW US THE HAND WARMERS.
561
00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:38,423
I HAVE TOILET!
562
00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:41,093
OH, GOOD MORNING,
AMERICAN GIRLS.
563
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:48,133
HEY, LISTEN,
DON'T BE A FRENCH ASSHOLE, OKAY?
564
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:51,069
ME? NEVER, DAVE.
565
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,070
HEY.
566
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,040
HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD.
567
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,007
UM, SORRY.
568
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:59,044
ROBYN, THIS IS
MY EXCHANGE STUDENT, LAURENT.
569
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,113
HI.
570
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,885
THANK YOU.
571
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,955
HE'S FROM FRANCE.
572
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:10,956
THAT'S AWESOME.
573
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:11,957
YEAH.
574
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,125
YOU HAVE NICE FRIENDS,
DAVE.
575
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,459
THANK YOU.
576
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:19,931
AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET
FREE CABLE FOR LIFE.
577
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:24,102
HASHBROWN,
I'M NOT FEELING ANYTHING.
578
00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:26,505
DUDE, YOU NEVER GET HIGH
579
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:27,773
THE FIRST TIME.
580
00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:30,842
TAKE IT FROM THE DALAI LAMA
OF MARIJUANA, PAL.
581
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:33,945
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
582
00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:35,013
HAVE SOME MORE, MAN.
583
00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:37,082
IT'S TRUE, MAN.
584
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,818
IT TOOK ME FOUR TIMES, MAN,
585
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,119
AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIGH--
586
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,588
LET'S JUST PUT IT THIS WAY.
587
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,859
DO NOT EVER HAVE
YOUR PASSPORT ON YOU.
588
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:54,065
ALL RIGHT, GANJA, HERE'S
A NEW AMERICAN WORD FOR YOU:
589
00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:59,738
MUNCHIES.
590
00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:02,073
I AM GONNA INTRODUCE YOU GIRLIES
TO THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.
591
00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:04,142
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER, HUH?
592
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,177
SHANTZ, WHERE'S DAVE?
593
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,112
I CAN TELL YOU
WHERE HE'S NOT.
594
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,513
HE'S NOT WITH TWO CHICKS
RIGHT NOW,
595
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:09,548
BUT I AM.
596
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:12,050
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY, HO.
597
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,452
DAMN IT.
598
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,987
NOW, HOW DO YOU SAY
MENAGE A TROIS
599
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,123
IN YOUR FRANCE LANGUAGE?
600
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,958
I WILL NEVER LOOK
AT THE EIFFEL TOWER
601
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,092
THE SAME WAY AGAIN.
602
00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:24,463
I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY THEY BUILT IT.
603
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,097
YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS
ONCE TOOK ME TO PARIS.
604
00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:27,532
WHERE DID YOU SAY
YOU WERE FROM?
605
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:28,533
PARIS.
606
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:29,534
I LOVE PARIS.
607
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:33,805
WHERE I GO TO HIT ON
SEXY AMERICAN WOMEN.
608
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,107
I WENT--
I VISITED PARIS, TEXAS,
609
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:38,109
ONE TIME TO VISIT
SOME RELATIVES, YEAH.
610
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:39,611
MY UNCLE HAS A CLUB FOOT.
611
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:41,179
IT'S NOT VERY SEXY AT ALL.
612
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:57,195
OH, LAURENT, YOU ARE
SO MUCH MORE OF A MAN THAN DAVE.
613
00:24:57,195 --> 00:25:00,765
DAVE IS SUCH A PUSSY.
614
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:01,800
TOSS MY SALAD.
615
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,835
I WOULD DIP THE SAUCE
ALL DAY.
616
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,142
HI, DAVE.
617
00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:12,978
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
618
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:17,782
WELL, NOT EVERYONE BECAUSE SOME
OF THE PEOPLE ARE REALLY STUPID.
619
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:20,519
BUT YOU KNOW THAT,
AND I KNOW THAT.
620
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,254
THIS--OH, THIS ONE GUY
IN THE BACK WAS THROWING UP.
621
00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:23,255
MIA,
622
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:27,225
WELL, DAVE, I GUESS I WAS TRYING
TO MAKE CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW?
623
00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:29,995
CONVERSING CONVERSATIONALLY
ABOUT CONVERSATIONAL THINGS
624
00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:32,831
LIKE YOUR CONVERSE.
625
00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,733
I LIKE YOUR SHOES.
626
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:36,234
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
627
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,006
ROBYN?
628
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:44,042
TOILET!
629
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:46,678
IT MEANS, WELL,
THE WAY TO THE SOUL
630
00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,213
IS THROUGH THE EYES.
631
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,982
THE MOUTH IS THE WAY
TO THE HEART.
632
00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,718
THAT'S SO INTERESTING.
633
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,320
I SUCK AT FRENCH.
634
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,589
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT "TIE ME UP."
635
00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:59,558
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
636
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,927
DON'T BE SHY;
I WON'T BITE.
637
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:07,232
OOH, OWIE, OWIE,
MY KNEE IS KILLING ME.
638
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,134
WOULD YOU MIND JUST GIVING IT
A RUB, SOPHIE,
639
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,235
A LITTLE MASSAGE?
640
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,871
MASSAGE
ON MY WAY
641
00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,039
TO THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.
642
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:15,273
IT'S GONNA GET YOU.
643
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:19,277
OOH, SMELLS LIKE HOME,
DOESN'T IT?
644
00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:20,812
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
645
00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:22,314
FRANCE, IT'S SMELL--
646
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:25,617
ANYWAYS, YOU GIRLS
WANT TO GET CRAZY OR WHAT?
647
00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:29,187
OH, THERE'S NOTHING WEE
ABOUT IT, BABY.
648
00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:31,089
I LOVE FRANCE.
649
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,958
MY PANTS,
GET 'EM OFF.
650
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:36,227
TOILET, TOILET.
651
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:37,996
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
652
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,633
NO, NO, NO,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
653
00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,068
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!
654
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:45,203
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A DAMN THING YOU'RE SAYING, BRO!
655
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:46,738
FRANCE, WAIT!
656
00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:49,341
WAIT! WAIT!
657
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:52,644
I SHIT MY PANTS.
658
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:03,755
OH, YOU SPILL ON YOURSELF,
BUT...
659
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,259
HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO
TAKE A WALK?
660
00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,261
OH, OKAY.
661
00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:11,363
OKAY?
662
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:12,697
I'M JUST GONNA GET
MY PURSE.
663
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:14,833
OF COURSE.
664
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,406
WE'RE BACK
FROM OUR RECON MISSION.
665
00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:23,308
WELL DONE, GUYS.
666
00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:26,711
STONER GIGGLE.
667
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:39,424
JESS, DO YOU HAVE
MY PURSE?
668
00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:41,259
NO, SORRY,
I DON'T.
669
00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:42,827
DAVE, YOU HAVE MY PURSE.
670
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:43,828
OH, YEAH.
671
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:46,231
YOU'RE SUCH A LIFESAVER.
672
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,999
SO YOU AND LAURENT
673
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,668
SEEM TO BE HITTING IT OFF
PRETTY WELL.
674
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,302
YEAH, HE'S SO COOL.
675
00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:53,238
I'M REALLY HAPPY
HE'S LIVING WITH YOU.
676
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,373
YEAH, NO,
HE'S SUPER AWESOME.
677
00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:57,909
YEAH, HE'S COOL;
HIS ACCENT'S CUTE.
678
00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,178
I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S SAYING HALF THE TIME.
679
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,680
WE'RE GOING
ON A WALK ACTUALLY.
680
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,882
OKAY.
681
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:05,884
LAURENT?
682
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,390
WELL, HE REALLY SEEMS
TO BE ENJOYING AMERICA.
683
00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:14,392
YEAH.
684
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:22,701
WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO WALK YOU HOME?
685
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,235
YEAH?
YEAH.
686
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,303
ALL RIGHT.
687
00:28:25,303 --> 00:28:26,304
I LOVE FRANCE!
688
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,305
I LOVE IT!
689
00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:28,306
I LOVE FRANCE!
690
00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:29,407
HAVE YOU SEEN
THE NAKED GUY?
691
00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:31,309
MY GRANDMA LIVES
NEXT DOOR.
692
00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:32,777
YEAH, I SAW THAT BASTARD
BANGING HER.
693
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:35,980
HEY, WHO'S READY
FOR THE SHANTZ SANDWICH, HUH?
694
00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:39,718
AND I'LL BE
THE JAY-ONAISE.
695
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:40,819
YEAH, JAY, COME ON.
696
00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:46,357
UP TOP, BABY!
697
00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:47,358
UP TOP!
698
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,360
YES!
699
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:55,467
THIS YEAR IS JUST FLYING BY,
YOU KNOW?
700
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:56,901
I KNOW.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
701
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,770
NOW WE GOT THE DANCE
COMING UP HERE SOON,
702
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:03,408
AND THEN, WHAT,
GRADUATION RIGHT AFTER THAT.
703
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,944
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S COMING UP
REALLY SOON AND EVERYTHING,
704
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:10,448
BUT WHO ARE YOU GOING
TO THE DANCE WITH?
705
00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:13,518
NOBODY.
706
00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:16,454
COOL.
707
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:17,789
HEY, LOOK.
708
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:19,157
REMEMBER THAT?
709
00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:21,292
WE SPENT HOURS
ON THAT DUMB THING.
710
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:22,460
IT WASN'T DUMB, DAVE.
711
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,462
IT WAS FUN.
712
00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:25,463
THAT'S WHERE WE MET.
713
00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:26,931
YUP.
714
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,399
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
715
00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:29,467
FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.
716
00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:30,468
I DON'T KNOW.
717
00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:31,903
YOU KNOW,
IT'S NO EIFFEL TOWER.
718
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:32,904
DON'T BE A DICK.
719
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:33,905
I KNOW.
720
00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:35,106
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
721
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:37,408
WELL, HE'S FRENCH.
722
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:39,511
YOU KNOW, HE'S CUTE,
PLAYS SOCCER.
723
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:40,545
YOU SOUND LIKE
A PERFECT MATCH.
724
00:29:40,545 --> 00:29:46,050
IF WE WANT TO BE MOVING
MONETARILY TOWARDS A SURPLUS,
725
00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:50,488
IT'S NOT A QUESTION OF MORALS.
726
00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:52,290
IT'S A QUESTION
OF WHAT'S FISCAL FAVORABLE.
727
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:57,128
THE U.S. GOVERNMENT CAN'T AFFORD
TO NOT TAX MARIJUANA.
728
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,129
SALTY...
729
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,865
OR SWEET.
730
00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:02,300
I GOT IT.
731
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,301
BOTH.
732
00:30:04,435 --> 00:30:06,571
CHOCOLATE-COVERED JERKY.
733
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,109
WHAT IS JERKY?
734
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,510
THAT'S BEEF, MAN.
735
00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,114
DON'T WASTE IT.
736
00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:18,082
I MEAN, THERE'S STILL
GOOD JERKY ON THERE, MAN.
737
00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,485
SO HAVE YOU PUT
ANY MORE THOUGHT
738
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,420
INTO GOING TO "O" STATE
WITH US?
739
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:23,521
IT'S GONNA BE
A LOT OF FUN.
740
00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,156
I KNOW.
741
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:28,993
COLORADO, THE SKIING
AND THE HIKING.
742
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,162
AND THEY HAVE A REALLY GOOD
VETERINARY SCHOOL THERE TOO.
743
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,132
YEAH, YEAH,
I GUESS.
744
00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:35,300
I'LL MISS YOU.
745
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,534
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
WE'LL ALL MISS YOU,
746
00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:37,836
LIKE, AS FRIENDS
AND STUFF.
747
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,837
OF COURSE.
YEAH.
748
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,505
I'LL MISS YOU GUYS TOO.
749
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,474
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
750
00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:44,475
HERE WE ARE.
751
00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:46,845
YEAH, HERE WE ARE.
752
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:52,984
SO...
753
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,254
GOOD NIGHT?
754
00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:00,625
WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
755
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,227
YEAH.
756
00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:03,294
YEAH, GOOD NIGHT.
757
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,196
OKAY.
758
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:06,197
TELL YOUR MOM
I SAY HELLO.
759
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,198
YEAH.
760
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,239
WHY AM I SO FUCKING BAD AT THIS?
GOD.
761
00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:31,155
SO, JAY--
762
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,390
I TOLD YOU YOU'D COME.
763
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,893
JAY.
764
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:38,396
SEE YOU LATER.
765
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:45,470
DON'T JUDGE ME.
766
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:52,577
YO, WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
EVERY TIME WE PARTY?
767
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:54,646
OH, I'M SORRY, BRO.
768
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,314
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MY GIRLFRIEND.
769
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:59,384
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND.
770
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:00,551
YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
771
00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:03,988
NO, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
772
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:04,989
RELAX, JACKSON.
773
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:06,491
IT'S JUST A LITTLE MORNING WOOD.
774
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:11,930
♪ IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE ♪
775
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,633
♪ EVERYONE CHANGES
NOW YOU'VE GONE A BIT TOO FAR ♪
776
00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:19,604
♪ IT JUST GOES ON AND ON,
AND I JUST CAN'T HOLD ON ♪
777
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:24,108
♪ THIS SOUNDS LIKE
MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG ♪
778
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:26,678
♪ BUT IT'S BLOWING UP MY RADIO ♪
779
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:30,581
♪ WHEN I TRY TO TUNE YOU OUT
BUT THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
780
00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:35,019
♪ YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK
INSIDE MY HEAD ♪
781
00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:40,525
♪ ALL OVER AGAIN ♪
782
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:48,700
♪ ♪
783
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:54,172
♪ I'M SICK
OF EVERYTHING I HEAR ♪
784
00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:59,077
♪ WISH I COULD CLOSE MY EYES
AND YOU JUST DISAPPEAR ♪
785
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,746
REMEMBER, SPRING FLING
IS IN TWO WEEKS.
786
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:04,282
SO FIND YOUR DATES NOW.
787
00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:07,585
ROBYN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
FOR A WHILE.
788
00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:09,153
YOU SEE ME EVERY DAY,
LAURENT.
789
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,455
YEAH, EVERY DAY.
790
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:13,725
OH, WELL, I HAVEN'T
TALKED TO YOU FOR A WHILE.
791
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:14,993
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
792
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:15,994
I'M FINE.
793
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,328
YEAH, SHE'S FINE.
794
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:22,066
OKAY, SO I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS A LOT LATELY,
795
00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:24,435
AND I THOUGHT PERHAPS
WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER?
796
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,436
WHY?
797
00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:26,738
YEAH, WHY?
798
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,473
I DON'T KNOW.
799
00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:31,476
MAYBE PICK UP
WHERE WE LEFT OFF?
800
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:32,477
EW.
801
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,612
OKAY, LOOK, LAURENT,
802
00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,047
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COOL GUY.
803
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,049
AND NOW I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT COOL.
804
00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:39,717
YOU'RE INSECURE.
805
00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:41,753
AND I FOUND OUT
WHAT ATTACHE VOUS REALLY MEANS.
806
00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,689
THANK YOU FOR THE OFFER.
807
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,757
YEAH, THANKS
FOR THE OFFER.
808
00:33:45,757 --> 00:33:47,225
BYE-BYE.
809
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,761
DAVE, YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY.
810
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:52,263
YEAH, DAVE,
REALLY HOT.
811
00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:54,465
AND NOT FRENCH AT ALL.
812
00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:56,300
THANKS, GIRLS.
813
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,468
THIS IS GREAT.
814
00:33:57,468 --> 00:34:00,171
SERIOUSLY, YOU SMELL
REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
815
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:03,307
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
816
00:34:03,307 --> 00:34:05,676
I SAY, "AH, SKEET, SKEET,
SKEET!"
817
00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:06,677
WHAT IS SKEET?
818
00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:07,678
OH, IT'S--
819
00:34:07,678 --> 00:34:08,679
SHANTZ!
820
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,481
I HEAR YOU'RE DOING WELL
821
00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:11,549
IN YOUR CLASSES LATELY.
822
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:14,052
YEAH, OF COURSE.
823
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,753
BEEN USING THE OLD NOGGIN.
824
00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:19,624
WELL, KEEP UP
THE GOOD WORK.
825
00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:22,727
WILL DO.
826
00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,796
MM.
827
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,498
THAT'S A SCARY WOMAN.
828
00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:29,200
I BET SHE'S CRAZY
IN BED THOUGH.
829
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,401
HOO.
830
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:37,275
I WOULD TAKE IT UPON MYSELF
TO TAME THAT WILD BEAST.
831
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:40,711
YOU SEE, JAY,
THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.
832
00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:44,849
AS IF SHE IS A CHALLENGE
TO CONQUER,
833
00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:47,752
LIKE CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN
OR WINNING A STUPID GAME.
834
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,822
IT IS TOO BAD
THAT SUCH GOOD LOOKS AND CHARM
835
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:52,723
ARE WASTED ON SUCH A PIG.
836
00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:59,263
DAMN, THAT IS
ONE FIERY MEXICAN.
837
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,399
SHE'S BRAZILIAN, BRO.
838
00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:03,167
WHATEVER.
839
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,869
WAIT, WAIT,
HOLD ON.
840
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:06,237
THAT WAS JUST A GAME, OKAY?
841
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:07,839
I WAS--
I WAS KIDDING.
842
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:10,508
IT'S LIKE I CAN'T
CONTROL MYSELF, YOU KNOW?
843
00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:13,211
I'D LIKE TO,
BUT I JUST CAN'T.
844
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:15,179
NO, YOU CAN.
845
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:18,583
YOU JUST DON'T.
846
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:20,818
HEY, DAVE--
847
00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:25,256
OH, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE,
848
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:28,126
WHY HAVEN'T YOU
SCREWED ROBYN YET, EH?
849
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,827
SHE WAS ALL OVER YOU YESTERDAY.
850
00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,262
I DON'T KNOW, LAURENT.
851
00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:32,697
I JUST--
WE HAVE
852
00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:33,698
THIS GREAT FRIENDSHIP.
853
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:37,902
A GIRL DOESN'T WANT
TO SCREW A FRIEND.
854
00:35:37,902 --> 00:35:40,605
IF YOU WANT TO SCORE,
YOU GOT TO KNOW THE GAME, MAN.
855
00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:41,906
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"THE GAME"?
856
00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:46,744
ROBYN WANTS A GUY WHO IS SMOOTH.
857
00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:48,613
SHE WANTS A MAN
858
00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:51,415
AND WHO KNOWS
HOW TO BE STRONG, EH?
859
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:54,352
SHE DOESN'T WANT A FRIEND
WHO SHE CAN TALK TO.
860
00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:55,820
LOOK AT THIS SENTIMENTAL SHIT.
861
00:35:55,820 --> 00:36:00,525
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LAY OFF,
ALL RIGHT?
862
00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:02,426
JUST TELL ME
WHAT I SHOULD DO.
863
00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:03,528
OKAY.
864
00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:09,567
WELL, YOU HAVE TESTICLE HAIRY,
EH?
865
00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:10,568
ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?
866
00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:12,937
YOU WISH, DAVE.
867
00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:15,773
LOOK, IF YOU'RE ASKING ME
IF I'M A MAN, LAURENT,
868
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:19,710
I MEAN, YOU AMERICANS
ARE SO GROSS AND HAIRY
869
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:21,245
LIKE A BUSH BABY.
870
00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:24,482
A GIRL LIKES A MAN
WHO'S SMOOTH.
871
00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:27,318
YOU COULD START
BY SHAVING YOUR BALLS.
872
00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:28,319
WHAT?
873
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:30,888
DAVE, TRUST ME.
874
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:32,790
DO THE GIRLS NOT LIKE ME?
875
00:36:35,259 --> 00:36:37,361
DAMN IT.
876
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,965
OKAY, LAURENT, WHAT--
HOW DO I--
877
00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:43,634
FIRST YOU WILL TAKE A SCISSORS,
CUT OFF ALL THE HAIR.
878
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,303
THEN YOU TAKE RAZOR,
SHAVE IT BALD,
879
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:46,971
SPRITZ COLOGNE.
880
00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:47,972
YOU ARE A MAN.
881
00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:49,807
ALL FRENCHMEN KNOW THIS, DAVE.
882
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:51,275
I DON'T CARE
IF ALL FRENCHMEN KNOW IT,
883
00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,510
BUT ISN'T THAT
GONNA ITCH LIKE HELL?
884
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:56,380
WHAT DO YOU THINK
GOLD BOND POWDER IS FOR?
885
00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:58,883
GOLD BOND POWDER.
886
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,251
WHAT?
887
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,887
GOLD BOND POWDER.
888
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:03,888
OH.
889
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,323
GOLD BOND POWDER.
890
00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:06,324
OUI.
891
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,325
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S FOR,
892
00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:08,859
GOLD BOND POWDER?
893
00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:13,864
♪ ♪
894
00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:18,336
AGH!
895
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:26,010
OW! FUCK.
896
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:32,016
OH!
897
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,755
HOLY SHIT!
898
00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,291
IF YOU WERE SMARTER THAN ME,
YOU WOULDN'T DO WHAT I SAY.
899
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:42,293
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
900
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,528
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
901
00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:45,563
HEY, SHANTZ.
902
00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:46,998
LONG TIME NO SEE.
903
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:48,499
WHAT'S GOING ON, LADIES?
904
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,268
KIND OF STARTING TO LOOK
LIKE A REGULAR
905
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,870
NATIONAL LEAGUE MEETING
OVER HERE.
906
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,505
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
907
00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:57,008
I THINK YOU MEAN
UNITED NATIONS, COCK BREATH.
908
00:37:57,008 --> 00:38:00,511
YEAH, MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT,
909
00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:03,281
BUT I BET OSAMA OVER HERE KNOWS.
910
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,915
BEFORE SOMETHING BAD
HAPPENS TO YOU.
911
00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:06,317
RELAX, MAN.
912
00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:08,486
I'M JUST MESSING
WITH THE LITTLE TOWEL HEAD.
913
00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:10,621
YEAH, WELL, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
914
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:13,391
AND, JACKSON,
DO ME A FAVOR.
915
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:15,026
FOOTBALL SEASON ENDED
FIVE MONTHS AGO.
916
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:16,927
TAKE OFF THE DAMN JERSEY.
917
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:20,464
FINE.
918
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,466
DUDE, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
919
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,468
YOU BEEN HITTING
THE GYM MORE?
920
00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:30,775
ARE THESE GUYS
YOUR FRIENDS?
921
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:33,511
LOOK, YOU GOT TO GIVE HIM
A BREAK.
922
00:38:33,511 --> 00:38:35,413
HIS BROTHER'S
OVER IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW.
923
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:36,881
I AM FROM INDIA.
924
00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:38,582
WHAT IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM?
925
00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:42,320
I'M GONNA GO KNOCK SOME SENSE
INTO THEM.
926
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,354
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
927
00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:45,323
BRING ME BACK A TOOTH.
WILL DO.
928
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,425
I DON'T WANT TO BE
A DOWNER OR ANYTHING.
929
00:38:47,425 --> 00:38:48,592
I MEAN, I REALLY LIKE AMERICA,
930
00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:51,095
BUT SOMETIMES
IT'S NOT SO EASY HERE.
931
00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:52,496
YEAH, WE UNDERSTAND THAT,
MAN.
932
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:53,698
I MEAN, WE LIVE HERE,
YOU KNOW?
933
00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:55,333
IT'S HARD.
934
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,101
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD JUST
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
935
00:38:57,101 --> 00:39:02,973
YES, LET'S CUT FIFTH PERIOD
AND GO GET HIGH.
936
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:04,442
I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT
THIS WEEKEND.
937
00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:08,412
YOU KNOW, JUST GET OUT OF HERE
FOR THE WEEKEND.
938
00:39:08,412 --> 00:39:09,480
WE CAN GO CAMPING.
939
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,481
I'M DOWN.
940
00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:11,916
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
941
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,784
IF YOU GUYS WANT TO GO,
MEET AT MY HOUSE FRIDAY NIGHT;
942
00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:15,119
WE'LL LEAVE FROM THERE.
943
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:16,887
HEY, BUTT BUDDIES.
944
00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:18,489
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG
WITH YOU GUYS, HUH?
945
00:39:18,489 --> 00:39:19,990
HE AIN'T NOTHING
TO YOU.
946
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:23,694
OH, GENTLEMEN.
947
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,696
LOOK, IT'S LITTLE SHANTZ.
948
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,798
AND WHAT POSITION
DO YOU PLAY?
949
00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:30,468
UH, TAILBACK, WHY?
950
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:32,837
YOU THINK YOU CAN BE
A QUARTERBACK NEXT YEAR?
951
00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:35,639
OUR STARTER IS THE TOP RETURNING
QUARTERBACK IN THE COUNTRY.
952
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:38,075
THAT'S FINE, HUNTER,
953
00:39:38,075 --> 00:39:40,644
BUT OUR STARTING QB
IS GRADUATING.
954
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:42,913
SO WE COULD USE
A TALENT LIKE SHANTZ.
955
00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,382
AND SINCE THERE'S
956
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,583
NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT SHANTZ
957
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:48,719
IS MAKING THESE TEST GRADES
ON HIS OWN,
958
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,756
I FIGURE YOU CAN START FOR US
NEXT YEAR
959
00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:53,624
WHEN YOU REPEAT SENIOR YEAR.
960
00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:54,625
YEAH, MAN.
961
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,394
HUT, HUT, HUT!
962
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,629
HA, HA, HA,
GOOD ONE, JANITOR.
963
00:39:58,629 --> 00:40:00,464
REMEMBER,
964
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,666
WHEN IT HOWLS AT THE MOON,
IT'S A WOLF.
965
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:06,837
AND WHEN IT HOWLS AT THE SUN,
IT'S A COCK.
966
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,641
SO, HOW'S YOUR BONES?
967
00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:12,843
A LITTLE ITCHY,
AND A LITTLE PAINFUL,
968
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:14,044
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
969
00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:15,746
FOR THE MOST PART,
I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD.
970
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,748
YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M ABOUT
TO GO ASK ROBYN RIGHT NOW
971
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:18,749
TO GO CAMPING WITH US.
972
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,584
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
973
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,585
WHY NOT?
974
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,953
DAVE, YOU MUST WAIT
975
00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:24,455
TILL SHE ASKS YOU, EH?
976
00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:28,626
AH, COOL,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
977
00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:32,763
OH, HERE COMES MIA.
GOT TO GO.
978
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,031
HEY, MIA.
979
00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:35,433
AREN'T YOU EXCITED?
980
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,001
EXCITED ABOUT WHAT?
981
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,202
FOR THE CAMPING TRIP
THIS WEEKEND.
982
00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:39,970
WHAT CAMPING TRIP?
983
00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:44,442
OH, DAVE DID NOT TELL YOU YET,
DID HE?
984
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,710
WE'RE ALL GOING CAMPING
THIS WEEKEND.
985
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,945
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
986
00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,180
YEAH.
987
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:52,116
YOU KNOW, DAVE
REALLY WANTS YOU TO GO.
988
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,118
HE'S JUST AFRAID
TO ASK YOU.
989
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,486
REALLY?
990
00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:56,487
YES, REALLY.
991
00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:57,721
YOU SHOULD COME.
992
00:40:57,721 --> 00:40:59,056
I HAVE TO GO NOW,
993
00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:01,525
BUT I WILL SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND,
OKAY?
994
00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:04,195
FRIDAY, AFTER SCHOOL,
DAVE'S HOUSE.
995
00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,231
BYE.
996
00:41:07,231 --> 00:41:08,232
YES.
997
00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:21,946
HEY.
998
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:24,048
YOU SEEM AWFUL HAPPY.
999
00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:25,049
WHAT CAN I SAY?
1000
00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:26,984
EVERYTHING'S CLEAN.
1001
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,220
OKAY.
1002
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,856
SO WORD IS, YOU'RE GOING
TO THE LAKE THIS WEEKEND.
1003
00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:33,057
YEAH.
1004
00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:37,261
OH, I JUST DIDN'T THINK
YOU AND MOTHER NATURE GOT ALONG.
1005
00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:40,498
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
1006
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,932
IS THAT, LIKE, A PERIOD JOKE?
1007
00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:45,202
NO, IT'S NOT A PERIOD--
NO.
1008
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:46,871
ANYWAY, LOOK, I WAS GONNA
INVITE YOU.
1009
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:47,872
I JUST--
1010
00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,006
IT'S OKAY, DAVE.
1011
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,641
LAURENT ALREADY INVITED ME.
1012
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:55,246
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
LAURENT ALREADY INVITED YOU?
1013
00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,581
YEAH, HE'S BEEN REALLY NICE
LATELY; I DON'T KNOW.
1014
00:41:57,581 --> 00:41:59,884
HE SAID HE WANTED ME
TO BE THERE.
1015
00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:02,286
UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO.
1016
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:05,656
NO, NO, OF COURSE--
OF COURSE I--
1017
00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:07,958
SHH!
1018
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,027
OF COURSE I WANT...
1019
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,763
THIS PAINTING
IS FROM EARLY IN HER CAREER
1020
00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:15,165
AND IS THE PIECE
THAT REALLY LAUNCHED HER CAREER.
1021
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,569
SO IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY,
YOU'LL SEE
1022
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,871
THE WONDERFUL TEXTURES
AND BRUSH STROKES.
1023
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:21,906
YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL
1024
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:24,275
THE ARTIST'S PASSION
AND URGENCY
1025
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,110
WITH WHICH SHE PAINTED
THIS MASTERPIECE.
1026
00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:28,212
SO LET'S MOVE ON.
1027
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:30,915
DIDN'T I SEE THIS
IN ASS PIRATES II:
1028
00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:34,251
CURSE OF THE PEARL NECKLACE?
1029
00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:37,087
THIS THE MOST GORGEOUS EXAMPLE
OF TRUE ART
1030
00:42:37,087 --> 00:42:39,223
THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
1031
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,158
THERE IS FIRE.
THERE IS BEAUTY.
1032
00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:43,761
THERE IS PASSION.
1033
00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:45,563
SO YOU CAN GO
GET OUT OF HERE.
1034
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,598
OH, REALLY?
1035
00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:51,669
BECAUSE TO ME, IT LOOKS LIKE
MY BEDROOM MOST WEEKENDS.
1036
00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:52,670
WOMEN.
1037
00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:56,273
YOU ARE A FOOL.
1038
00:42:56,273 --> 00:42:58,075
IT'S MY FAVORITE PAINTING
IN THE MUSEUM.
1039
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:02,146
IT'S JUST SO, SO--
SO RIGHTEOUS.
1040
00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:04,114
ISN'T IT?
1041
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:09,119
VERY FEARLESS,
VERY HONEST.
1042
00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:12,022
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PAINTER
WAS BORN IN 1945
1043
00:43:12,022 --> 00:43:14,625
AND DIED IN 1975?
1044
00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,327
I KNOW.
1045
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:17,728
SUCH A SHORT LIFE
1046
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:21,131
BUT SUCH AN AMAZING BODY
OF WORK.
1047
00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:22,600
DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE WAS
1048
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,835
A VERY ACCOMPLISHED
GUITAR PLAYER AS WELL.
1049
00:43:24,835 --> 00:43:27,871
REALLY?
1050
00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:29,607
NO, I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
1051
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:32,276
I PLAY GUITAR.
1052
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:33,744
THAT IS WONDERFUL.
1053
00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:35,312
WOW, YEAH,
AND DID YOU KNOW--
1054
00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:36,313
AND DID YOU KNOW
1055
00:43:36,313 --> 00:43:38,816
THAT SHE'S 17 YEARS OLD
1056
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:40,851
AND IN HIGH SCHOOL?
1057
00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:42,620
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
1058
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,821
NO, I DIDN'T.
1059
00:43:43,821 --> 00:43:47,191
FIRST OFF,
MY AGE IS NOT AN ISSUE.
1060
00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:48,892
SECOND, WHO I TALK TO
1061
00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:50,361
IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
1062
00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:54,865
I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU
FROM THIS COCK MONGREL.
1063
00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:57,701
COCK MONGREL.
WOW, GOOD ONE.
1064
00:43:57,701 --> 00:44:01,405
YOU ARE THE ONE
WHO IS BEING A COCK,
1065
00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:05,242
WHATEVER IT IS, JAY.
1066
00:44:05,242 --> 00:44:09,213
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, PLEASE.
1067
00:44:09,213 --> 00:44:12,950
WHATEVER.
1068
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:14,952
HE'S AN IDIOT.
1069
00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:17,187
LAURENT,
1070
00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:19,289
WHY'D YOU ASK ROBYN
TO THE RIVER?
1071
00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:20,424
BECAUSE SHE NEEDS
A GOOD FUCKING.
1072
00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:22,092
WHAT?
1073
00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:23,727
WHAT?
UM...
1074
00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:28,265
I ASK BECAUSE THIS WAY,
ROBYN WILL GO TO THE RIVER,
1075
00:44:28,265 --> 00:44:30,668
BUT YOU CAN PLAY IT COOL,
YOU KNOW?
1076
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:34,338
HMM, PLAY IT COOL.
1077
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,807
OKAY, YEAH, YEAH,
I LIKE THAT.
1078
00:44:36,807 --> 00:44:37,808
GOOD JOB.
1079
00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:38,809
THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAN.
1080
00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:41,011
I APPRECIATE IT.
1081
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:44,748
I'VE JUST BEEN STRESSING OUT
ABOUT IT.
1082
00:44:44,748 --> 00:44:45,749
OH, TOOTHBRUSH.
1083
00:44:45,749 --> 00:44:46,917
BE RIGHT BACK.
1084
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,734
HI, DAVE.
1085
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:05,836
MIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1086
00:45:05,836 --> 00:45:07,705
GOING CAMPING, SILLY.
1087
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:10,107
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
1088
00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:11,475
NICE JOB, SON.
1089
00:45:13,744 --> 00:45:16,780
THOSE JAPANESE
GET GOOD MILEAGE.
1090
00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:18,182
YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM AND I
1091
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:19,416
USED TO FIT
TWO OF US IN THERE, BUDDY.
1092
00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:20,918
DAD, PLEASE.
1093
00:45:20,918 --> 00:45:23,954
LISTEN, CHOOSING A GIRLFRIEND,
SON,
1094
00:45:23,954 --> 00:45:28,192
IS A LITTLE LIKE
BUYING A USED CAR.
1095
00:45:28,192 --> 00:45:30,094
IF THE OIL DOESN'T SMELL RIGHT,
1096
00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:33,063
THERE'S PROBABLY SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE VEHICLE.
1097
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:44,074
♪ ♪
1098
00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:00,491
PIZZA PARLOR.
1099
00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:07,064
ROBYN, WILL YOU GO WITH ME
TO THE BATHROOM?
1100
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:08,365
YEAH, OF COURSE.
1101
00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:11,401
WE'LL SHOW YOU
HOW WE ROUGH IT IN AMERICA?
1102
00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:13,771
OH, HAVE YOU SEEN PICTURES
OF MY HOMETOWN?
1103
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:17,107
THIS PLACE IS LIKE A MAJOR CITY
WHERE I COME FROM.
1104
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,342
COME ON.
1105
00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:20,110
THANK YOU.
1106
00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:23,447
YOU GOT TO MAN UP, SOLDIER.
1107
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:27,251
I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS
FROM YOU GUYS
1108
00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:29,553
EVERY FIVE SECONDS;
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
1109
00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:32,389
YOU KNOW, I GOT
THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY.
1110
00:46:32,389 --> 00:46:35,559
I JUST--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
1111
00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:39,463
MM, WELL, I WOULD SAY
1112
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:42,132
IN THE SIGNATURE
SHANTZ SUPERSEXY WHISPER,
1113
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,835
"LET ME SNEAK IT IN, BABY."
1114
00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:46,303
IT WORKS ALMOST EVERY TIME.
1115
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:49,873
HEY, THAT'S JUST MY SKEEZY,
ALL RIGHT?
1116
00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:51,475
YOU KNOW, JAY OVER HERE
1117
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,443
MIGHT BE THE BETTER MAN
TO ASK ABOUT THIS.
1118
00:46:53,443 --> 00:46:55,345
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
1119
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:57,247
I AM A VAGINOLOGIST.
1120
00:46:57,247 --> 00:46:59,383
SO HEY, FEEL FREE
TO ASK ME ANYTHING.
1121
00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:04,354
OKAY, VAGINOLOGIST,
WITH ROBYN, HOW DO I--
1122
00:47:04,354 --> 00:47:07,157
ALL RIGHT, DAVE,
1123
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:10,360
I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON THE SECRET TO GETTING LAID.
1124
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,565
ALL GIRLS ARE INSECURE.
1125
00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:18,001
WAIT, THAT'S YOUR SECRET?
1126
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:21,071
THAT ALONE ISN'T THE SECRET.
1127
00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:23,841
IT'S HOW YOU USE
THAT VITAL INFORMATION.
1128
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:24,942
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU JUST,
1129
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:28,178
I DON'T KNOW,
1130
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:29,546
REALLY LIKE A GIRL?
1131
00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:31,548
WELL...
1132
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:33,517
I DON'T KNOW, DAVE.
1133
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,552
I MEAN, THAT STUFF
1134
00:47:35,552 --> 00:47:38,255
WILL GET YOU LAID FOR SURE,
1135
00:47:38,255 --> 00:47:39,990
BUT I DON'T KNOW, BRO.
1136
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:42,593
I'VE NEVER REALLY
LIKED A GIRL BEFORE,
1137
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:43,894
SO I COULDN'T TELL YOU.
1138
00:47:43,894 --> 00:47:44,895
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
1139
00:47:44,895 --> 00:47:48,265
YOU KNOW ALL THIS SHIT
ABOUT GIRLS,
1140
00:47:48,265 --> 00:47:50,634
BUT YOU CAN'T SEE
DEAD IN FRONT OF YOU?
1141
00:47:50,634 --> 00:47:52,336
COME ON, DUDE.
1142
00:47:52,336 --> 00:47:53,604
AND I CAN'T TAKE
YOUR ADVICE.
1143
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:54,872
I MEAN,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED--
1144
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,306
HEY, TRY THIS, MAN.
1145
00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:58,208
JUST TELL HER.
1146
00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,643
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL.
1147
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,883
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS COOL.
1148
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,619
TRY THAT.
1149
00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,520
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1150
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,322
I THINK I MIGHT JUST GIVE THAT
A SHOT.
1151
00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:16,994
DAVE, YOU PUSSY.
1152
00:48:18,929 --> 00:48:21,498
HEY, RUSSIAN DUDE...
1153
00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:22,499
GOOD MORNING.
1154
00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:23,600
LOOK, GRAB THE AMMO.
1155
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,968
HEY, NICE ENGLISH.
1156
00:48:24,968 --> 00:48:26,370
LISTEN, I JUST SPOTTED
FRESH FECES
1157
00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:27,671
ABOUT 60 PACES INWARD.
1158
00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:29,039
I GOT 'EM ON THE RUN,
BUDDY.
1159
00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:30,274
YOU'RE MY EYES TODAY,
SOLDIER.
1160
00:48:30,274 --> 00:48:31,275
HEY, LOOK!
1161
00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:32,576
EYES.
LET'S GO.
1162
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,212
HEY, COME ON, LET'S GO!
1163
00:48:36,613 --> 00:48:37,948
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
1164
00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:39,950
ABOUT THE THING
WITH THE MUSEUM GUY.
1165
00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:42,653
AND I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE A GOOD GUY.
1166
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,221
IT'S OKAY, JAY.
1167
00:48:44,221 --> 00:48:46,623
I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO HELP.
1168
00:48:46,623 --> 00:48:49,026
BUT YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM
A CHANCE.
1169
00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:51,628
GIVE HIM A CHANCE?
1170
00:48:51,628 --> 00:48:54,064
HE'S GOING TO TAKE ME
TO THE DANCE NEXT WEEK.
1171
00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:57,968
SO DON'T BE
A COCK MONGREL.
1172
00:49:01,171 --> 00:49:03,707
WHOO-HOO, HOO!
1173
00:49:03,707 --> 00:49:05,108
DASVIDANYA!
1174
00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:07,544
BIRD DOWN.
WE GOT A BIRD DOWN.
1175
00:49:07,544 --> 00:49:09,947
HOLY SHIT, RUSSIAN DUDE,
THAT WAS AWESOME.
1176
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,181
HEY, HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
1177
00:49:11,181 --> 00:49:13,350
BIRD, MORNING, YES,
1178
00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:15,652
FLY, BANG-BANG.
1179
00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:16,653
FUCKIN' A BANG-BANG!
1180
00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:17,654
WHOO!
1181
00:49:17,654 --> 00:49:19,122
YOU TWO.
1182
00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:20,590
PUT THE WEAPON DOWN
1183
00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:22,092
AND STEP AWAY
1184
00:49:22,092 --> 00:49:24,127
FROM THE CARCASS.
1185
00:49:24,127 --> 00:49:28,632
HELLO, MR. FOREST RANGER MAN.
1186
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,067
CAN I HELP YOU?
1187
00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:34,972
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION,
PLEASE.
1188
00:49:43,246 --> 00:49:46,984
WHAT'S THIS, A-HOLE?
1189
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,486
THIS IS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
1190
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:52,122
YOU DIDN'T
RUN THE DAMN THING OVER.
1191
00:49:54,257 --> 00:49:57,127
I NEED TO SEE
YOUR HUNTING LICENSE.
1192
00:49:57,127 --> 00:49:59,129
UHH.
1193
00:50:01,431 --> 00:50:05,002
WE--WE DON'T HAVE ONE.
1194
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:09,172
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
1195
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:14,077
YOU BOYS ARE IN
SOME VERY SERIOUS TROUBLE.
1196
00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:17,547
I WANT YOU
1197
00:50:17,547 --> 00:50:20,650
TO HUG THAT TREE.
1198
00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:26,023
EMBRACE THE TIMBER.
1199
00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:36,333
GORDON--
1200
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,667
IT'S SHANTZ, MAN.
1201
00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:38,668
IT'S SHANTZ.
1202
00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:40,303
SHUT UP.
1203
00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:41,738
GORDON LALLY.
1204
00:50:41,738 --> 00:50:43,140
WHERE DO I KNOW
1205
00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:45,042
THAT NAME FROM?
1206
00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:49,479
YOU'RE NOT TODD'S KID,
ARE YOU?
1207
00:50:49,479 --> 00:50:52,549
UH, YEAH, THAT'S--
THAT'S MY DAD.
1208
00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:57,621
WELL, HELL, I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE
YOU WITHOUT DIAPERS ON, BUDDY.
1209
00:50:57,621 --> 00:51:01,625
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A WARM SPOT
IN MY HEART FOR YOU.
1210
00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:07,197
YOU SEE, MY WIFE AND I
USED TO SWING WITH YOUR PARENTS.
1211
00:51:07,197 --> 00:51:08,799
I HAD MY FIRST
1212
00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:12,069
MAN-ON-MAN MEAT MUNCH
WITH YOUR FATHER,
1213
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:14,471
ALTHOUGH HE DID
MOST OF THE MUNCHING,
1214
00:51:14,471 --> 00:51:16,606
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1215
00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:17,707
WAIT, HUH?
1216
00:51:17,707 --> 00:51:20,210
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
1217
00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:23,313
I THINK I'M GONNA
LET YOU BOYS SLIDE.
1218
00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:27,317
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
1219
00:51:27,317 --> 00:51:30,153
YOUR DAD TOOK THE DUMP TRUCK
FOR ME.
1220
00:51:30,153 --> 00:51:32,556
TALK ABOUT A WINGMAN.
1221
00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:37,294
GOOD TIMES.
1222
00:51:37,294 --> 00:51:39,830
OKAY, THANKS A LOT, MAN.
1223
00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:44,668
OH, AND TELL YOUR DAD
LONG LARRY SAYS HEY.
1224
00:51:47,304 --> 00:51:48,305
HEY, SHANTZ.
1225
00:51:48,305 --> 00:51:49,306
HMM?
1226
00:51:49,306 --> 00:51:51,108
HOW WAS THE HUNTING
FOR BEAVER?
1227
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,843
OH, IT WAS GOOD.
1228
00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:54,644
BUT YOU KNOW,
I COULDN'T CATCH ANY BEAVER
1229
00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:55,879
AS GOOD AS YOUR MOM'S WAS
LAST NIGHT.
1230
00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:58,381
OH! BOOM!
1231
00:51:58,381 --> 00:51:59,649
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, DUDE.
1232
00:51:59,649 --> 00:52:01,318
I'D STILL BE POUNDING
YOUR MAMA'S BEAVER
1233
00:52:01,318 --> 00:52:03,120
IF IT WASN'T FOR HER
CATCHING CHLAMYDIA.
1234
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,122
OH! YEAH?
1235
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,190
WELL, THAT'S WHY I ONLY
BANG YOUR MOM IN THE ASS.
1236
00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:08,758
OH!
1237
00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:11,895
YOU KNOW, I GOT
A LITTLE NERVOUS THOUGH
1238
00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:13,864
WHEN YOU GOT ANAL WARTS FROM
RUSSIAN DUDE'S MOM OVER THERE.
1239
00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:15,665
OOH!
1240
00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:17,567
TRONOVSKY'S MAMA
IS ANGEL.
1241
00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:19,436
WHOA, WHOA,
CALM DOWN, RUSSIAN DUDE.
1242
00:52:19,436 --> 00:52:20,837
CALM DOWN.
IT'S COOL.
1243
00:52:20,837 --> 00:52:22,906
HEY, HE DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING BY IT, ALL RIGHT?
1244
00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:24,875
THAT'S JUST HOW WE TALK
IN AMERICA, YOU KNOW?
1245
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,810
MY MOM LEFT ME WHEN I WAS, LIKE,
TWO YEARS OLD,
1246
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,178
SO WHO GIVES A SHIT, RIGHT?
1247
00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:29,246
IT'S JUST MEANT TO BE FUNNY.
1248
00:52:29,246 --> 00:52:30,914
"HA, HA, HA," FUNNY?
1249
00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,582
ALL RIGHT, JUST LOOK, WATCH.
1250
00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:34,551
JAY,
1251
00:52:34,551 --> 00:52:35,819
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT...
1252
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:36,820
OH, YEAH?
1253
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,355
HOW FAT IS SHE?
1254
00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:41,525
SHE'S SO FAT, SHE USES
A SUBMARINE AS A VIBRATOR.
1255
00:52:41,525 --> 00:52:43,527
OH!
1256
00:52:45,795 --> 00:52:47,731
GANJA, WHY DON'T YOU TRY ONE?
1257
00:52:47,731 --> 00:52:49,499
OKAY.
1258
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:53,203
YOUR MOTHER IS BAD AT MATH.
1259
00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:54,571
NOT QUITE, GANJA,
1260
00:52:54,571 --> 00:52:56,239
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
1261
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:57,240
GENTLEMEN
1262
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,543
AND LADY, GANJ AND I
1263
00:52:59,543 --> 00:53:01,745
HAVE A FIRST-CLASS TICKET
TO BLUNTSVILLE.
1264
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:03,580
SO IF ANYONE
WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US,
1265
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:05,282
WE'LL BE OVER THERE.
1266
00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:10,320
YOUR MOTHER EATS COW TESTICLES?
1267
00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:13,423
NOT BAD, GANJA,
NOT BAD.
1268
00:53:13,423 --> 00:53:15,192
WELL DONE.
1269
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,193
BONSOIR!
1270
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,828
TEN BUCKS SAYS
THAT JAY'S NEXT MAMA JOKE
1271
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:21,331
IS THE ONE
ABOUT THE ELEPHANT TRUNKS.
1272
00:53:21,331 --> 00:53:22,933
THE--OH, THE--
HE LOVES THAT ONE, THE...
1273
00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:25,669
OH!
OH, JESUS.
1274
00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:30,407
YOU--
YEAH, I'M FINE.
1275
00:53:30,407 --> 00:53:31,775
OH, YEAH, BY THE WAY,
IS IT JUST ME
1276
00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:33,643
OR IS IT
COMPLETELY OBVIOUS WITH--
1277
00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:35,712
OH, OBVIOUS.
1278
00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:38,481
YOU KNOW, I THINK--
I THINK JAY REALLY LIKES ANITA.
1279
00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:39,916
HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO TELL HER.
1280
00:53:39,916 --> 00:53:41,751
YEAH, AND I THINK
SHE LIKES HIM TOO.
1281
00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:44,754
I THINK SHE'S JUST WAITING
FOR HIM TO MAKE A MOVE.
1282
00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:49,893
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW JAY.
1283
00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:52,562
HE CAN--
HE CAN BE SUCH A--
1284
00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:54,331
PUSSY.
1285
00:53:54,331 --> 00:53:55,432
PUSSY, EXACTLY.
1286
00:53:55,432 --> 00:53:58,468
UH, LISTEN, ROBYN,
1287
00:53:58,468 --> 00:54:00,737
THE REASON I BROUGHT YOU
OUT HERE ACTUALLY...
1288
00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:02,505
PUSSY?
1289
00:54:02,505 --> 00:54:06,710
UH, NO--
NO, NOT ABOUT PUSSY.
1290
00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:09,012
UH, JUST ABOUT--
1291
00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:11,848
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
A LOT OF STUFF LATELY AND--
1292
00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:14,951
OKAY, DAVE.
1293
00:54:14,951 --> 00:54:18,755
UH, YEAH, AND--
YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST--
1294
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,323
I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
1295
00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:22,459
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME NOW.
1296
00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:24,261
DAVE, ARE YOU OKAY?
1297
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:24,995
YEAH, NO, I'M FINE.
1298
00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:26,363
IT'S JUST THE JEANS.
1299
00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:27,998
THEY'RE NEW,
AND YOU KNOW.
1300
00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:28,999
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
1301
00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:29,966
YEAH, NO, I'M FINE.
1302
00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:33,003
JUST WAITING RIGHT--
JUST, LIKE, RIGHT HERE?
1303
00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:34,471
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1304
00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:36,039
I THINK I HEAR LAURENT
CALLING ME.
1305
00:54:36,039 --> 00:54:37,040
YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1306
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,341
LAURENT, I'M COMING, BUDDY.
1307
00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:40,310
YOUR MOM'S TITS ARE SO SAGGY,
1308
00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:42,579
IT'S LIKE SHE IS AN ELEPHANT
WITH TWO TRUNKS.
1309
00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:46,316
OH, YEAH, WELL,
YOUR MOM IS SO UGLY,
1310
00:54:46,316 --> 00:54:48,685
LAURENT WOULDN'T EVEN BANG HER
IN THE FACE.
1311
00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:51,588
WAIT, I MEAN,
DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS, OKAY?
1312
00:54:58,995 --> 00:55:03,500
NOW, RUSSIAN DUDE,
TELL ME, "YOUR MAMA."
1313
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,501
MY MAMA.
1314
00:55:04,501 --> 00:55:05,502
WHAT IS IT, DAVE?
1315
00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:06,636
MY BALLS.
1316
00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:08,305
MY BALLS,
THEY ITCH LIKE CRAZY, OKAY?
1317
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,406
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE GOLD BOND POWDER IS AT?
1318
00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:10,907
I THOUGHT YOU BRING THIS.
1319
00:55:10,907 --> 00:55:11,941
YEAH, I DID,
BUT I CAN'T FIND IT,
1320
00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:14,044
ALL RIGHT?
1321
00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,645
HERE. PERFECT.
1322
00:55:17,414 --> 00:55:20,050
LAURENT, THIS--
THIS IS PEANUT BUTTER.
1323
00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,785
OUI, OUI,
PENIS BUTTER.
1324
00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:23,953
IT IS AN OLD FRENCH REMEDY,
HUH?
1325
00:55:23,953 --> 00:55:25,955
TRUST ME.
IT WILL KILL THE ITCH.
1326
00:55:27,023 --> 00:55:28,391
SO WHAT DO I DO,
I JUST PUT IT--
1327
00:55:28,391 --> 00:55:29,592
YEAH, YOU JUST--
1328
00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:30,827
YEAH, YOU RUB ON
THE BALLS.
1329
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:31,828
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1330
00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:34,097
PUT ON THE BALLS, YA?
1331
00:55:34,097 --> 00:55:35,598
MON FREIOKAY.
1332
00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:36,599
GO, GO.
1333
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:44,908
SO, MIA HO, HAVE YOU MADE
YOUR MOVE ON DAVE YET?
1334
00:55:44,908 --> 00:55:46,976
I'M KIND OF TRYING TO PLAY
HARD TO GET WITH HIM.
1335
00:55:46,976 --> 00:55:50,113
NO, MIA, YOU CAN'T
PLAY HARD TO GET WITH DAVE.
1336
00:55:50,113 --> 00:55:52,482
YOU HAVE TO GRAB THAT BULL
BY HIS HORN, EH?
1337
00:55:52,482 --> 00:55:53,483
YOU THINK SO?
1338
00:55:53,483 --> 00:55:54,851
OUI, OF COURSE.
1339
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,853
LOOK, WHEN HE COMES OUT
OF THERE,
1340
00:55:56,853 --> 00:55:59,089
YOU GO TO THAT BULL,
YOU GRAB HIS HORN,
1341
00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:01,024
AND YOU TUG THIS HORN,
EH?
1342
00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,660
OH, THANKS, LAURENT.
1343
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:05,362
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND.
1344
00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:07,063
NO PROBLEM, MIA HO.
1345
00:56:07,063 --> 00:56:09,933
THERE IS A VERY ROMANTIC SPOT
JUST THIS WAY
1346
00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:11,434
OVERLOOKING THE RIVER.
1347
00:56:11,434 --> 00:56:12,969
OH, AWESOME.
1348
00:56:12,969 --> 00:56:13,970
YES, VERY NICE.
1349
00:56:16,506 --> 00:56:17,507
HI, DAVE.
1350
00:56:18,675 --> 00:56:22,612
I WILL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE
FOR A MOMENT.
1351
00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:24,948
HEY, LET'S GO
TAKE A WALK.
1352
00:56:24,948 --> 00:56:27,117
ACTUALLY, LAURENT AND I,
WE WERE JUST ABOUT--OH.
1353
00:56:27,117 --> 00:56:29,152
NO, THANKS, GANJA.
1354
00:56:29,152 --> 00:56:32,088
THAT ALCOHOL STUFF
WILL MESS UP YOUR BRAIN, MAN.
1355
00:56:33,089 --> 00:56:34,090
YEAH,
1356
00:56:34,090 --> 00:56:35,558
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
1357
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:40,063
ROBYN, ARE YOU OKAY?
1358
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:41,765
YEAH, I'M FINE. WHY?
1359
00:56:41,765 --> 00:56:43,433
OH, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE DAVE
1360
00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:45,835
WOULD LEAVE YOU
OUT HERE ALL ALONE.
1361
00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:47,637
HE SAID
HE WAS COMING RIGHT BACK.
1362
00:56:47,637 --> 00:56:49,038
MM.
1363
00:56:51,141 --> 00:56:54,778
SO THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU.
1364
00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:56,112
LAURENT TOLD ME
HOW YOU FEEL.
1365
00:56:56,112 --> 00:56:57,680
LAURENT--
WAIT, LAURENT WHAT?
1366
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,049
YOU KNOW,
DAVE IS MY FRIEND AND ALL,
1367
00:57:00,049 --> 00:57:04,954
BUT SOMETIMES
HE SAYS THINGS WHICH--
1368
00:57:04,954 --> 00:57:06,723
OH, NEVER MIND.
1369
00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:07,924
NOW, WHAT IS IT, LAURENT?
1370
00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:10,026
SOMETIMES DAVE SAYS THINGS
ABOUT WOMEN
1371
00:57:10,026 --> 00:57:14,998
WHICH I FIND
SO OBJECTIFYING, EH?
1372
00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:15,999
DAVE?
1373
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,635
LAURENT, YOU'RE CRAZY.
1374
00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:21,905
DAVE'S THE SWEETEST GUY
THAT I KNOW.
1375
00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:25,742
WELL, PERHAPS YOU DON'T KNOW HIM
TOO WELL, EH?
1376
00:57:25,742 --> 00:57:27,110
WAIT, WHAT DID HE SAY?
1377
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:29,446
HOW YOU WANTED TO GET ME
OUT HERE ALL ALONE
1378
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,181
AND HOW YOU WERE TOO SHY TO.
1379
00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:32,515
UM, LISTEN, MIA--
1380
00:57:36,986 --> 00:57:37,987
DAVE?
1381
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:46,696
NO--ROBYN! ROBYN! ROBYN!
1382
00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:48,965
DON'T LEAVE ME, DAVE!
1383
00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,034
NOT LIKE THIS.
1384
00:57:51,034 --> 00:57:53,770
ROBYN.
1385
00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:54,771
ROBYN, PLEASE.
1386
00:57:54,771 --> 00:57:55,972
HEY, PLEASE, STOP.
1387
00:57:55,972 --> 00:57:58,208
LISTEN, I'M SORRY OKAY?
I JUST--
1388
00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,577
NO, YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO BE SORRY ABOUT, DAVE.
1389
00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:02,712
JUST GO HAVE FUN
WITH MIA HO--
1390
00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:05,215
OR YOUR HO
OR WHOSE EVER HO SHE IS.
1391
00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:08,918
JUST DON'T ASK ME TO WAIT
IN THE WOODS FOR YOU, OKAY?
1392
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:10,720
I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND;
1393
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,222
LISTEN, SHE PULLED ME
INTO THE WOODS, OKAY?
1394
00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:13,223
AND SHE--
1395
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,191
THAT'S JUST BAD FORM,
DAVE.
1396
00:58:15,191 --> 00:58:17,193
COME, ROBYN,
FOR A WALK.
1397
00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:22,799
WE WERE STILL TALKING.
1398
00:58:25,668 --> 00:58:26,669
OH, HEY, SON.
1399
00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:27,670
HI, DAD.
1400
00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:29,672
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
COME HERE.
1401
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:30,673
SO...
1402
00:58:32,275 --> 00:58:33,276
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
1403
00:58:33,276 --> 00:58:34,277
DID YOU
1404
00:58:34,277 --> 00:58:36,045
GET A CAR?
1405
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:37,847
I DON'T DRIVE.
1406
00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:42,118
YOU KNOW, A CAR
WITH A WORKING ENGINE?
1407
00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:43,620
YOU KNOW?
1408
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:46,155
NO, YOU KNOW, A CAR.
1409
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,592
A CAR
THAT YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH?
1410
00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:54,297
OH, UM, ABOUT THAT, DAD,
1411
00:58:54,297 --> 00:58:55,565
I WANT A NEW CAR.
1412
00:58:55,565 --> 00:58:57,200
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T WANT A USED ONE.
1413
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,236
AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
IT SEEMS LIKE ALL THE NEW ONES
1414
00:59:00,236 --> 00:59:02,205
ARE NOT FOR SALE.
1415
00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:04,274
WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IS IT--
1416
00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:06,009
HERE YOU GO, BRO.
1417
00:59:06,009 --> 00:59:07,010
WHAT'S UP, MARV?
1418
00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:08,177
HEY.
OH!
1419
00:59:08,177 --> 00:59:10,179
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
MY FRIEND,
1420
00:59:10,179 --> 00:59:12,549
I THINK I MASTERED
THE PITTSBURGH PLATTER.
1421
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,317
BOOM!
OH!
1422
00:59:14,317 --> 00:59:15,685
MASTER IT.
1423
00:59:15,685 --> 00:59:17,153
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
1424
00:59:17,153 --> 00:59:18,555
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
1425
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,323
WE'RE GONNA SAVE THAT
ONE FOR LATER, NOT NOW.
1426
00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:21,324
DAD.
1427
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:22,325
OKAY.
LATER, MARV.
1428
00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:24,260
I WANT TO HEAR
ALL ABOUT IT.
1429
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:25,628
YEAH, YOU WILL.
1430
00:59:25,628 --> 00:59:27,931
NO, JUST GO. JUST GO.
1431
00:59:27,931 --> 00:59:30,800
HEY, DID YOU GET PEANUT BUTTER
IN MY SLEEPING BAG?
1432
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,236
WILL THE FOLLOWING STUDENTS
PLEASE REPORT
1433
00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,905
TO MISS LONNATINI'S OFFICE
IMMEDIATELY:
1434
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:36,940
DAVE LENNART,
1435
00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:38,274
JAY NOBLE,
1436
00:59:38,274 --> 00:59:39,342
HASHIME BROWN,
1437
00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:41,244
AND GORDON LALLY.
1438
00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:43,246
THAT IS ALL.
1439
00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:48,284
GORDON, GORDON, GORDON.
1440
00:59:48,284 --> 00:59:50,053
GOT YOU A GIFT.
1441
00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,891
I GOT FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE
REALLY HIT
1442
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:56,626
A GRAND SLAM.
1443
00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:57,694
YOU'VE REALLY KICKED IT
1444
00:59:57,694 --> 00:59:59,596
THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS
THIS SEMESTER.
1445
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:03,299
THANKS, I'VE BEEN WORKING
REALLY HARD.
1446
01:00:03,299 --> 01:00:05,134
YOU CAN TELL.
1447
01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:10,106
YOUR SPANISH THIS YEAR
HAS JUST BEEN UNFALTERING.
1448
01:00:10,106 --> 01:00:13,009
IT'S BEEN SO GOOD
1449
01:00:13,009 --> 01:00:15,244
I GUESS I WOULD HAVE TO SAY...
1450
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,852
OUI, OUI.
1451
01:00:22,852 --> 01:00:25,054
YEAH.
1452
01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:27,757
AND I THINK WHAT'S BLOWN ME AWAY
MOST THIS SEMESTER THOUGH
1453
01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:32,829
IS THAT PAPER THAT YOU WROTE
FOR YOUR ECONOMICS CLASS.
1454
01:00:32,829 --> 01:00:35,198
LEGALIZATION
1455
01:00:35,198 --> 01:00:37,166
AND GLOBALIZATION:
1456
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:39,836
A NECESSITY
FOR THE AMERICAN ECONOMY.
1457
01:00:39,836 --> 01:00:43,840
WOW, THAT IS REALLY SOMETHING.
1458
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,008
GOOD JOB, SHANTZ,
1459
01:00:45,008 --> 01:00:46,309
UNBELIEVABLE.
1460
01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:48,344
I REMEMBER THIS ONE.
1461
01:00:48,344 --> 01:00:49,412
OH, DO YOU?
1462
01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:54,250
YOU ARE A LYING, CHEATING
LITTLE BITCH.
1463
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:57,854
AND YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE BASTARD
FLYING MONKEY FRIENDS
1464
01:00:57,854 --> 01:00:59,322
TO HELP YOU CHEAT.
1465
01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:02,425
AND LUCKY FOR YOU,
I CAN'T PROVE THAT.
1466
01:01:02,425 --> 01:01:05,662
BUT WHAT I CAN DO IS,
I CAN BASE YOUR GRADES
1467
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,764
SOLELY ON YOUR FINALS.
1468
01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:10,066
YEAH,
OH, YOU LOOK WORRIED.
1469
01:01:10,066 --> 01:01:12,235
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT CHEATING,
1470
01:01:12,235 --> 01:01:14,437
BECAUSE I MADE UP A NEW TEST
1471
01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:17,340
ESPECIALLY JUST FOR YOU.
1472
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:21,010
SO HAVE FUN
AT THE DANCE TONIGHT.
1473
01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:31,087
♪ ♪
1474
01:01:31,087 --> 01:01:32,422
HELL YEAH.
1475
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:33,723
NICE.
1476
01:01:33,723 --> 01:01:35,224
NO, I THINK
THIS LOOKS GREAT.
1477
01:01:35,224 --> 01:01:38,294
♪ IT'S A DAYDREAM
DIPPED IN BENZINE ♪
1478
01:01:38,294 --> 01:01:43,166
♪ IT'S A MEDICATED FRENZY ♪
1479
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:44,434
ROBYN?
1480
01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:46,235
YEAH, IT'S KIND OF
A LITTLE GIFT FOR HER.
1481
01:01:46,235 --> 01:01:47,937
TIME TO GET READY, BROTHER.
1482
01:01:52,341 --> 01:01:54,410
OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE.
1483
01:01:56,179 --> 01:01:59,348
SO WHERE'S ROBYN?
1484
01:01:59,348 --> 01:02:00,416
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
1485
01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:02,385
WHERE'S ANITA?
1486
01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:04,387
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1487
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:06,022
I'M JUST WONDERING.
1488
01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:07,390
I DON'T KNOW.
1489
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:10,426
PROBABLY WITH SOME GUY,
SOME MUSEUM GUY.
1490
01:02:10,426 --> 01:02:11,961
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T CARE.
1491
01:02:11,961 --> 01:02:13,329
YOU KNOW?
1492
01:02:13,329 --> 01:02:14,731
I DON'T CARE.
1493
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,365
WHATEVER YOU SAY, MAN.
1494
01:02:16,365 --> 01:02:17,967
IF YOU DON'T CARE,
I DON'T CARE.
1495
01:02:17,967 --> 01:02:21,104
RIGHT ON.
1496
01:02:21,104 --> 01:02:22,171
DON'T CARE.
1497
01:02:25,174 --> 01:02:33,182
♪ ♪
1498
01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:48,765
AND THE MESSED UP THING
ABOUT IT, MAN,
1499
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:53,770
IS I REALLY LIKE HAMBURGERS.
1500
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,005
I REALLY LIKE HAMBURGERS.
1501
01:02:56,005 --> 01:03:01,210
DUDE, DID YOU GUYS KNOW
THAT WE BOMBED JAPAN TWICE?
1502
01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:03,379
GOD, THAT'S REALLY MESSED UP,
MAN.
1503
01:03:03,379 --> 01:03:05,081
JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET
TO CHAPTER NINE, MAN.
1504
01:03:05,081 --> 01:03:08,551
WE DO SOME SHIT
IN THE '60s.
1505
01:03:08,551 --> 01:03:10,953
♪ LET'S TAKE A RIDE IN MY CAR ♪
1506
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:14,023
♪ HEY, SHORTY, HOW'S IT FEEL
TO RIDE WITH A STAR? ♪
1507
01:03:14,023 --> 01:03:15,958
♪ IF YOU WANT TO RIDE,
LET'S ROLL ♪
1508
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:18,327
♪ YOU KNOW I GOT TIME
SO HOP INSIDE ♪
1509
01:03:18,327 --> 01:03:19,328
♪ LET'S GO CRUISIN'♪
1510
01:03:19,328 --> 01:03:20,897
♪ LET'S TAKE A RIDE IN MY CAR ♪
1511
01:03:20,897 --> 01:03:22,565
HI, GANJA.
1512
01:03:22,565 --> 01:03:23,966
HI.
1513
01:03:23,966 --> 01:03:25,835
WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO DO THAT?
1514
01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:27,470
I WATCH A LOT OF B.E.T.
1515
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,938
OH.
1516
01:03:28,938 --> 01:03:30,573
DO YOU--
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?
1517
01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:33,476
OKAY.
1518
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:37,113
HEY.
1519
01:03:37,113 --> 01:03:38,981
DO YOU THINK
WE COULD TALK FOR A SECOND?
1520
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,449
YEAH.
1521
01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:42,585
I GET IT,
YOU AND MIA.
1522
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:44,120
SHE HAS A GREAT RACK.
1523
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,122
I GET IT,
SO DON'T WORRY.
1524
01:03:46,122 --> 01:03:47,590
WHAT? ME AND MIA?
1525
01:03:47,590 --> 01:03:48,591
MM-HMM.
1526
01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:50,960
ROBYN, IT'S--
WHAT?
1527
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,196
ROBYN, I DON'T LIKE MIA.
1528
01:03:53,196 --> 01:03:55,565
SHE WAS ATTACKING ME
IN THE WOODS.
1529
01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:56,899
SHE ATTACKED YOU?
1530
01:03:56,899 --> 01:03:58,901
YES, THAT'S--
1531
01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:00,570
LISTEN, I DON'T FEEL
LIKE YOU BELIEVE ME.
1532
01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:03,172
AND I'M NOT SO GREAT
AT EXPLAINING HOW I FEEL,
1533
01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:05,241
SO DO YOU MIND JUST LISTENING
TO A SONG THAT I BROUGHT?
1534
01:04:05,241 --> 01:04:06,843
I THINK
IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
1535
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:08,177
YEAH.
1536
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,947
YO.
1537
01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:21,090
♪ ♪
1538
01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:23,259
♪ ICE COLD BITCHES
HERE COMES THE HEAT WAVE ♪
1539
01:04:23,259 --> 01:04:25,561
♪ ONLY EAT PUSSY
THAT ROCK THE CLEAN SHAVE ♪
1540
01:04:25,561 --> 01:04:26,863
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY,
DAVE?
1541
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,166
YO, BRO,
THIS ISN'T THE SONG--
1542
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,201
YOU KNOW WHAT, DAVE,
IT'S OKAY.
1543
01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:34,570
I DON'T NEED TO BE OBJECTIFIED
BY YOU.
1544
01:04:34,570 --> 01:04:36,038
ROBYN.
1545
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,276
DAVE, WHY YOU KEEP SCREWING UP
WITH ROBYN?
1546
01:04:40,276 --> 01:04:41,510
YOU DO THIS ON PURPOSE, EH?
1547
01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:43,646
NO, MAN, THIS FUCKING GUY
BACK HERE.
1548
01:04:43,646 --> 01:04:46,082
IT'S THE WRONG SONG.
1549
01:04:46,082 --> 01:04:47,083
SHE LOOKS UPSET.
1550
01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:48,551
I WILL GO HELP HER.
1551
01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:52,088
HEY, BRO,
1552
01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:54,123
THAT WAS THE WRONG SONG.
1553
01:04:54,123 --> 01:04:56,993
I WANT YOU TO PLAY
THE RIGHT SONG.
1554
01:04:56,993 --> 01:04:59,629
IT SAYS, LIKE, "I HEART ROBYN"
OR "I LOVE"--
1555
01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:00,897
ALL RIGHT, MAN,
ALL RIGHT.
1556
01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:03,466
OH, YOU PUT IT--
YEAH, YOU ALREADY PUT IT
1557
01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:04,567
ON YOUR COMPUTER;
I KNOW YOU DID.
1558
01:05:06,102 --> 01:05:09,205
THANK YOU SO--
1559
01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:17,213
YOU KNOW, MAN,
NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND.
1560
01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:18,681
I...
1561
01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:21,550
I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
I RESPECT OUR FRIENDSHIP
1562
01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:26,589
AND CONSIDER US TO BE,
HOW YOU SAY, BEST BUDS.
1563
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:28,024
THANKS, LAURENT.
1564
01:05:28,024 --> 01:05:29,692
I COULD REALLY USE A FRIEND
RIGHT NOW.
1565
01:05:32,495 --> 01:05:34,297
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1566
01:05:34,297 --> 01:05:35,998
WHAT?
1567
01:05:35,998 --> 01:05:38,267
YOU JUST FINISHED TELLING ME
WHAT GOOD FRIENDS WE ARE.
1568
01:05:38,267 --> 01:05:40,036
OUI, SURE WE'RE FRIENDS,
1569
01:05:40,036 --> 01:05:42,038
FRIENDS WHO FUCK IS ALL.
1570
01:05:44,573 --> 01:05:47,543
BITCH.
1571
01:05:47,543 --> 01:05:50,479
♪ EVERY DANCE ON THE FLOOR
IS A QUICK GLANCE ♪
1572
01:05:50,479 --> 01:05:52,315
♪ NOW STOP, STAND STILL,
DRINK A POLE ♪
1573
01:05:52,315 --> 01:05:54,483
♪ AND FREEZE, FROZE,
FREEZE-FRAME ♪
1574
01:05:54,483 --> 01:05:56,185
♪ HE'S A PRO
SHE'S FOR SHO' ♪
1575
01:05:56,185 --> 01:05:57,320
♪ BUT HE'S LAME ♪
1576
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,422
♪ IT'S LIKE WE DO BEST ♪
1577
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:02,291
♪ COMING ALL THE WAY
FROM THE U.S. TO JAPAN ♪
1578
01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:05,428
♪ OVERSEAS, I OVERSEE
WHO KNOWS IS ME ♪
1579
01:06:05,428 --> 01:06:07,096
♪ THIS IS THE MAN ♪
1580
01:06:13,102 --> 01:06:20,609
ANITA, I--
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ALL NIGHT.
1581
01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:24,180
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
1582
01:06:24,180 --> 01:06:26,015
MUSEUM GUY?
1583
01:06:28,184 --> 01:06:30,519
YOU WANT ME TO GET SHANTZ
TO KICK HIS ASS?
1584
01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:33,622
SHUT UP, JAY.
1585
01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:37,760
YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD
HE'S NOT HERE,
1586
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:40,696
BECAUSE IF HE WERE,
THEN YOU WOULD BE WITH HIM
1587
01:06:40,696 --> 01:06:44,467
AND NOT WITH ME.
1588
01:06:46,736 --> 01:06:48,771
YOU WANT TO GO HOME?
1589
01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:51,674
YEAH.
1590
01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:54,377
THAT WOULD BE REALLY NICE.
1591
01:07:13,596 --> 01:07:15,698
DAVE, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY RED SHIRT?
1592
01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:17,733
NO. HEY, PUT OUT
THAT CIGARETTE, OKAY?
1593
01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:18,734
WE'RE NOT FRANCE.
1594
01:07:18,734 --> 01:07:19,735
MY MOM'LL KILL YOU.
1595
01:07:19,735 --> 01:07:22,104
ARE YOU OKAY, DAVE?
1596
01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:23,672
YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD ABOUT ME,
ARE YOU, DAVE?
1597
01:07:23,672 --> 01:07:26,275
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
1598
01:07:26,275 --> 01:07:29,578
DAVE, LET ME GO
SMOOTH THINGS OVER WITH ROBYN.
1599
01:07:29,578 --> 01:07:31,147
SHE DID NOT UNDERSTAND
WHAT I WAS SAYING
1600
01:07:31,147 --> 01:07:32,148
AT THE DANCE LAST NIGHT.
1601
01:07:32,148 --> 01:07:33,449
I WILL RIDE WITH HER
THIS MORNING
1602
01:07:33,449 --> 01:07:35,651
AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
1603
01:07:35,651 --> 01:07:37,653
WHATEVER.
1604
01:07:56,105 --> 01:07:57,773
SEE YOU GUYS.
1605
01:07:57,773 --> 01:07:59,341
SEE YA.
1606
01:08:11,587 --> 01:08:13,122
DO YOU THINK LAURENT'S
BANGING HER?
1607
01:08:13,122 --> 01:08:16,092
NO, BUT HE'S PROBABLY FUCKING
YOUR MAMA.
1608
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,094
YEAH, NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT,
GANJA.
1609
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:19,595
DAVE, I'M TELLING YOU,
1610
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:20,763
MIA HO IS THE WAY TO GO.
1611
01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:22,164
I MEAN, COME ON, THINK ABOUT IT.
1612
01:08:22,164 --> 01:08:23,332
YOU GOT TO FORGET ABOUT ROBYN.
1613
01:08:23,332 --> 01:08:24,567
SHE'S GOING TO COLORADO,
1614
01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:25,801
AND WE WILL BE BANGING
ALL THE WOMEN.
1615
01:08:25,801 --> 01:08:27,236
AM I RIGHT?
1616
01:08:27,236 --> 01:08:30,840
YEAH, BUT ROBYN IS...
1617
01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:37,813
♪ ♪
1618
01:08:37,813 --> 01:08:39,415
I WAS WRONG, DAVE.
1619
01:08:39,415 --> 01:08:41,617
I WANT TO BE OBJECTIFIED
BY YOU.
1620
01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:43,185
OBJECTIFY US.
1621
01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:45,654
HI, DAVE.
1622
01:08:45,654 --> 01:08:48,557
OH, OH, YEAH.
1623
01:08:48,557 --> 01:08:49,658
I TRIED.
1624
01:08:49,658 --> 01:08:52,795
SHE IS VERY MUCH BEING A BITCH.
1625
01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:55,364
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, DAVE.
1626
01:08:55,364 --> 01:08:57,433
LOOK, GUYS, I'M GONNA HAVE
MY MOM TAKE ME IN A LITTLE BIT.
1627
01:08:57,433 --> 01:08:59,368
I GOT TO--
I'M NOT READY FOR THAT QUIZ.
1628
01:08:59,368 --> 01:09:03,906
SO SEE YOU AT SCHOOL.
1629
01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:05,908
OH.
1630
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,692
GUYS--
OH, I'M SORRY.
1631
01:09:23,692 --> 01:09:25,427
I CAN'T FIND ROBYN'S BOX.
1632
01:09:26,562 --> 01:09:27,563
I KNOW, DAVE,
1633
01:09:27,563 --> 01:09:28,898
BUT LISTEN,
WHAT YOU GOT TO DO
1634
01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:30,533
IS JUST TAKE IT EASY.
1635
01:09:30,533 --> 01:09:31,901
NO, NO, NOT--
1636
01:09:31,901 --> 01:09:32,902
FUCKING IDIOT.
1637
01:09:32,902 --> 01:09:34,904
NOT, NOT ROBYN'S BOX.
1638
01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:37,339
OH, THE ROBYN BOX.
1639
01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:38,574
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ROBYN'S BOX.
1640
01:09:38,574 --> 01:09:39,575
NO.
1641
01:09:39,575 --> 01:09:42,711
CAN YOU GUYS COME
HELP ME FIND IT PLEASE?
1642
01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:44,613
I SMELL FRENCH TOAST.
1643
01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:48,884
MAYBE I GOT THIS ALL WRONG.
MAYBE HE DIDN'T TAKE IT.
1644
01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:52,188
ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST
MISPLACE IT SOMEWHERE?
1645
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,189
YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE.
1646
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,958
AND MY SEARCHED MY ROOM
PRETTY WELL THIS MORNING.
1647
01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,861
MAYBE YOUR MOM TOOK IT.
1648
01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:02,665
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO CLEAN
MY ROOM THIS MORNING.
1649
01:10:02,665 --> 01:10:04,200
I'M SORRY, GUYS.
1650
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,202
WHY DIDN'T YOU
THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE?
1651
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,269
IT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME.
1652
01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:08,571
FUCK.
1653
01:10:08,571 --> 01:10:09,672
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY, DUDE.
1654
01:10:09,672 --> 01:10:11,207
JUST CALL YOUR MOM
AND MAKE SURE.
1655
01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:13,375
AND NEXT TIME, DAVE,
THINK BEFORE YOU FREAK OUT.
1656
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,510
I WILL. I'M SORRY.
1657
01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:15,945
I'M REALLY EMBARRASSED
ABOUT THIS.
1658
01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:16,946
I'M SORRY.
1659
01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:17,947
FOR A SPLIT SECOND THERE,
1660
01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:18,948
I COULD'VE SWORN--
1661
01:10:18,948 --> 01:10:20,816
I COULD'VE SWORN THAT--
1662
01:10:20,816 --> 01:10:22,985
OH, DUDE,
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY...
1663
01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:23,986
OH, YEAH, SORRY.
1664
01:10:25,321 --> 01:10:27,890
OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY.
1665
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:31,227
I TOOK IT TO ROBYN'S HOUSE
THIS MORNING TO EMBARASS YOU.
1666
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,228
SHE WAS NOT THERE.
1667
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:33,662
I LEFT IT ON THE PORCH.
1668
01:10:33,662 --> 01:10:35,631
WHAT? YOU DID WHAT?
1669
01:10:35,631 --> 01:10:36,732
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
1670
01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:39,835
WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
1671
01:10:39,835 --> 01:10:41,303
OH, MY GOD,
HE'S BEEN SABOTAGING ME
1672
01:10:41,303 --> 01:10:42,638
THIS WHOLE TIME, HAVEN'T YOU?
1673
01:10:42,638 --> 01:10:43,973
OH, MY GOD.
1674
01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:45,908
I BROUGHT YOU
ALL THE WAY FROM FRANCE.
1675
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:47,776
YOU COME,
AND YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE,
1676
01:10:47,776 --> 01:10:50,746
AND YOU--
YOU MAKE ME SHAVE MY BALLS.
1677
01:10:50,746 --> 01:10:52,514
AND THEN YOU MADE ME
PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BALLS.
1678
01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:53,949
AND THEN YOU STOLE
MY GIRL'S BOX.
1679
01:10:53,949 --> 01:10:54,984
DUDE, WAIT, WAIT,
1680
01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:57,253
YOU SHAVED YOUR BALLS?
1681
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:59,955
AND YOU PUT PEANUT BUTTER
ON YOUR BALLS?
1682
01:10:59,955 --> 01:11:01,590
WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
1683
01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:02,825
HE TOLD ME IT WOULD WORK.
1684
01:11:02,825 --> 01:11:03,826
I WAS JEALOUS, DAVE.
1685
01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:04,827
JEALOUS?
1686
01:11:04,827 --> 01:11:06,562
YES.
1687
01:11:06,562 --> 01:11:08,264
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING HERE.
1688
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:12,268
I LIVE WITH YOUR FAMILY,
BUT THEY'RE NOT MY FAMILY.
1689
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:16,372
I HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
BUT THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS.
1690
01:11:16,372 --> 01:11:19,575
AND ROBYN--
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
1691
01:11:19,575 --> 01:11:21,410
SHE'S A VIRGIN, DAVE.
1692
01:11:21,410 --> 01:11:23,345
AND I THOUGHT SHE LIKE ME.
1693
01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:25,547
BUT SHE REALLY LIKES YOU, DAVE.
1694
01:11:25,547 --> 01:11:27,950
YOU'RE ALL SHE TALKS ABOUT,
1695
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:30,019
DAVE THIS AND DAVE THAT.
1696
01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:32,855
YOU'RE THE ONE
SHE REALLY LOVES, DAVE.
1697
01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:36,725
I AM SORRY, DAVE.
1698
01:11:36,725 --> 01:11:40,029
BUT I PROMISE, I WILL SPEND
ALL MY TIME LEFT IN AMERICA
1699
01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:41,730
TRYING TO MAKE THINGS BETTER.
1700
01:11:41,730 --> 01:11:44,033
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST DON'T
DO A DAMN THING, LAURENT.
1701
01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:45,034
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
1702
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:47,036
FROM NOW ON, IT'S MY WAY.
1703
01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:48,037
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
1704
01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:55,844
HM, LOOKS LIKE
OUR LITTLE BOY'S GROWN UP.
1705
01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:56,845
WOW.
1706
01:11:56,845 --> 01:11:57,946
YES.
1707
01:11:57,946 --> 01:11:59,782
IT WOULD SEEM THE LITTLE MAN--
1708
01:11:59,782 --> 01:12:00,783
HEY, SHUT UP, LAURENT.
1709
01:12:00,783 --> 01:12:02,951
OKAY.
1710
01:12:12,061 --> 01:12:14,363
ROBYN, WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE
JUST TAKEN THE FINAL EXAM
1711
01:12:14,363 --> 01:12:16,699
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?
1712
01:12:16,699 --> 01:12:19,768
THE FROG IS JUST LAYING THERE
LIKE HE'S GONNA--
1713
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:23,038
AND THE SMELL IS JUST--
1714
01:12:23,038 --> 01:12:25,441
ARE WE DONE YET?
1715
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,612
YES, WE'RE DONE.
1716
01:12:30,612 --> 01:12:36,418
AND IT KIND OF HAS A SMELL
LIKE A CHERRY TREE WITH MANURE.
1717
01:12:36,418 --> 01:12:39,388
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
1718
01:12:39,388 --> 01:12:40,823
DAVE?
1719
01:12:40,823 --> 01:12:43,359
THE FUCK IS THIS?
1720
01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:45,661
LISTEN, ROBYN,
I'M SORRY.
1721
01:12:45,661 --> 01:12:46,995
I'M SORRY.
1722
01:12:46,995 --> 01:12:50,599
ROBYN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE BOX,
OKAY?
1723
01:12:50,599 --> 01:12:52,501
I--I--
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
1724
01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:55,704
REALLY, I MEAN, I TOLD LAURENT
NEVER TO TOUCH--
1725
01:12:55,704 --> 01:12:57,139
NEVER TO TOUCH YOUR BOX, RIGHT?
1726
01:12:57,139 --> 01:13:01,643
AND THEN, OF COURSE, HE DOES.
1727
01:13:01,643 --> 01:13:03,846
YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S NOT THAT I'M PSYCHO REALLY,
1728
01:13:03,846 --> 01:13:06,448
I MADE IT FOR YOU
A LONG TIME AGO,
1729
01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:08,050
AND I WAS--EVERY YEAR,
I PLANNED ON, YOU KNOW,
1730
01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,118
JUST GIVING IT TO YOU.
1731
01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:10,519
AND THEN I JUST--
I DON'T KNOW.
1732
01:13:10,519 --> 01:13:11,820
I ENDED UP KEEPING IT
FOR MYSELF.
1733
01:13:11,820 --> 01:13:13,789
DAVE, DAVE,
SLOW DOWN.
1734
01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:19,928
LISTEN, ROBYN,
I KNOW--
1735
01:13:19,928 --> 01:13:23,165
I KNOW THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD
AT TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL.
1736
01:13:23,165 --> 01:13:24,166
THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
1737
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,601
IT'S JUST--
1738
01:13:25,601 --> 01:13:27,970
OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
1739
01:13:27,970 --> 01:13:29,037
THE THING WITH MIA AND I,
1740
01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:30,139
IT WAS JUST--
1741
01:13:36,712 --> 01:13:38,947
DO YOU EVER NOTICE
THAT WHEN YOU'RE AROUND,
1742
01:13:38,947 --> 01:13:41,417
SOMETHING BAD
ALWAYS HAPPENS?
1743
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:42,084
LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1744
01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:43,085
HERE.
1745
01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:45,821
PLEASE DON'T.
1746
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:53,061
THAT WAS GREAT.
1747
01:13:53,061 --> 01:13:55,731
YOU COULD'VE PUKED ON JEZ,
ALL RIGHT?
1748
01:13:55,731 --> 01:13:57,466
SHE LIKES THAT, I HEARD.
1749
01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:02,137
I PUKED.
1750
01:14:02,137 --> 01:14:04,440
I'M JEZ.
1751
01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:13,215
LISTEN, ROBYN,
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD RIGHT NOW,
1752
01:14:13,215 --> 01:14:15,551
AND I UNDERSTAND, OKAY, BUT...
1753
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:19,188
LOOK, I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
1754
01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:22,090
TO WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE
HAS BEEN TELLING ME,
1755
01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:25,694
AND YOU KNOW,
I TRIED PLAYING IT COOL.
1756
01:14:25,694 --> 01:14:27,162
I EVEN TRIED PLAYING
A ROMANTIC SONG,
1757
01:14:27,162 --> 01:14:32,100
BUT THAT BACKFIRED.
1758
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,603
I SHAVED MY BALLS.
1759
01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:39,475
I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR YOU,
ROBYN.
1760
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,643
AND HONESTLY
I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING
1761
01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:42,845
TO WHAT MY HEART'S BEEN SAYING.
1762
01:14:42,845 --> 01:14:49,151
AND THE TRUTH IS
THAT I LOVE YOU.
1763
01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:52,521
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
THAT I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT,
1764
01:14:52,521 --> 01:14:54,256
AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU SO BAD
1765
01:14:54,256 --> 01:14:58,494
THAT I'M STANDING IN THE HALLWAY
RIGHT NOW COVERED IN VOMIT,
1766
01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,996
SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE,
1767
01:15:00,996 --> 01:15:04,533
AND IT'S REALLY NOT EXACTLY
NOW I PLANNED ON--
1768
01:15:06,969 --> 01:15:07,970
FORGET IT.
1769
01:15:11,139 --> 01:15:17,145
THAT'S VERY SWEET, DAVE,
BUT YOU CAN'T AFFORD ME.
1770
01:15:17,145 --> 01:15:18,580
CLEAN UP YOUR VOMIT.
1771
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:35,297
♪ FAR AWAY FROM NOW ON
LOOKING BACK IS SO HARD ♪
1772
01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:38,901
♪ USELESS AND MISLED ♪
1773
01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:40,202
NO, YOU HANG UP.
1774
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:44,873
♪ BROKEN BEFORE
YOU COULD START ♪
1775
01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:49,177
♪ FORGET ABOUT WHAT'S INNOCENT ♪
1776
01:15:49,177 --> 01:15:53,849
♪ AND LAYING BENEATH
ALL THE STARS ♪
1777
01:15:53,849 --> 01:15:58,754
♪ 'CAUSE I SEE WHAT'S IN YOU ♪
1778
01:15:58,754 --> 01:16:03,926
♪ I BELIEVE YOU WILL TOO ♪
1779
01:16:03,926 --> 01:16:13,769
♪ IT'S TIME TO GO, TIME TO GO
YOUR OWN WAY ♪
1780
01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:21,577
♪ IT'S TIME TO GO, TIME TO GO
FIND YOUR PLACE ♪
1781
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:26,248
♪ FORWARD FROM WHAT'S LOST ♪
1782
01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:31,320
♪ MOVING PAST WHERE YOU ARE ♪
1783
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:33,088
THE BLOWOUT
TO END ALL BLOWOUTS.
1784
01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:34,089
YES, SIR.
1785
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:35,724
BIGA TASKO.
1786
01:16:35,724 --> 01:16:38,126
MAN, WE GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO PLAY THIS DAMN TAPE.
1787
01:16:38,126 --> 01:16:40,929
HEY, HEY.
1788
01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:42,297
WHAT'S THE NEWS, DUDE?
TELL ME.
1789
01:16:45,734 --> 01:16:47,002
I SAY WE NEED A PARTY.
1790
01:16:47,002 --> 01:16:48,370
COME ON, THERE'S NO TEST
1791
01:16:48,370 --> 01:16:50,739
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
1792
01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:51,740
PARTY STARTS AT 10:00.
1793
01:16:51,740 --> 01:16:55,611
YOU BEST BE DRUNK BY THEN.
1794
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:59,314
♪ MAYBE I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND YOU ANYMORE ♪
1795
01:16:59,314 --> 01:17:04,386
♪ YOU WON'T REMEMBER
HOW I FEEL TODAY ♪
1796
01:17:04,386 --> 01:17:08,357
♪ I STILL REMEMBER
EVERY ONE OF THE GOOD DAYS ♪
1797
01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:12,294
♪ BUT I KNOW IT SEEMS
LIKE WE'RE LOSING TIME ♪
1798
01:17:14,262 --> 01:17:15,397
I LOVE YOU, JAY!
1799
01:17:15,397 --> 01:17:17,966
YES, AND I LOVE YOU TOO.
1800
01:17:17,966 --> 01:17:20,035
CLASS OF 2008.
1801
01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:28,744
AFTER FOUR YEARS OF CLASSES,
TESTS, AND STUDYING,
1802
01:17:28,744 --> 01:17:30,812
I'VE COME TO REALIZE
MANY, MANY THINGS.
1803
01:17:30,812 --> 01:17:34,650
NUMBER ONE, SCHOOL IS
1804
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:37,786
BULLSHIT!
1805
01:17:37,786 --> 01:17:39,321
MATH IS GAY!
1806
01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:40,322
THAT'S RIGHT, BUDDY.
1807
01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:42,391
MATH IS GAY.
1808
01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:43,925
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT GAY?
1809
01:17:43,925 --> 01:17:44,926
FRIENDSHIP.
1810
01:17:44,926 --> 01:17:47,095
THREE CHEERS TO THAT.
1811
01:17:47,095 --> 01:17:51,133
THAT LOYALTY IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING.
1812
01:17:51,133 --> 01:17:53,301
YOU CAN'T TEACH LOYALTY, MAN.
1813
01:17:53,301 --> 01:17:56,071
YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT.
1814
01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:59,241
SO WHETHER I'VE KNOWN YOU
FOR 18 YEARS...
1815
01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:02,310
OR JUST THIS YEAR,
1816
01:18:02,310 --> 01:18:03,679
I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
1817
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,213
THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE
A PLACE RIGHT HERE
1818
01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:06,348
IN MY HEART.
1819
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,816
JAY, HAVE MY BABY!
1820
01:18:10,118 --> 01:18:12,821
GO, LIONS!
1821
01:18:12,821 --> 01:18:14,923
ARE YOU SURE
THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?
1822
01:18:14,923 --> 01:18:16,858
YES, I'M SURE.
1823
01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:19,695
I'M NOT GOING
TO HIS STUPID PARTY.
1824
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:20,762
SCREW HIM.
1825
01:18:20,762 --> 01:18:23,432
I REALLY THINK
YOU SHOULD GO.
1826
01:18:23,432 --> 01:18:25,267
COME ON,
DAVE LOVES YOU.
1827
01:18:25,267 --> 01:18:29,304
I WISH I HAD
SOMEONE LIKE HIM.
1828
01:18:29,304 --> 01:18:34,476
BUT UNTIL THEN, I'M JUST GONNA
KEEP DOING WHAT I'M DOING BEST.
1829
01:18:34,476 --> 01:18:35,477
HOW DO I LOOK?
1830
01:18:35,477 --> 01:18:37,979
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME.
1831
01:18:37,979 --> 01:18:39,915
ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?
1832
01:18:39,915 --> 01:18:41,483
YES, GO.
1833
01:18:41,483 --> 01:18:45,320
GOD, I'M FINE.
1834
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,192
ME FIX MOVIE.
1835
01:18:50,192 --> 01:18:51,493
WHOO!
1836
01:18:51,493 --> 01:18:54,496
WE GOT VINTAGE PORN!
1837
01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:55,397
I LOVE YOU!
1838
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:56,398
I LOVE THIS GUY!
1839
01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:04,439
♪ ♪
1840
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:06,408
HEY, GUYS.
1841
01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:08,443
WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
1842
01:19:08,443 --> 01:19:09,444
WHAT'S UP, BRO?
1843
01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:11,947
HERE, HAVE MY BEER.
1844
01:19:11,947 --> 01:19:13,749
I'M JUST GLAD
TO HAVE YOU GUYS AROUND.
1845
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:14,750
IT'S REALLY GOOD TO KNOW
1846
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:18,153
THAT THE NEXT FOUR OR FIVE YEARS
1847
01:19:18,153 --> 01:19:19,454
WE'LL ALL BE TOGETHER.
1848
01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:20,455
NEXT STOP,
1849
01:19:20,455 --> 01:19:24,159
"O" STATE.
1850
01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:26,762
ACTUALLY, DAVE...
1851
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,230
WHAT?
1852
01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:31,032
AFTER 12 YEARS OF SCHOOL, MAN,
1853
01:19:31,032 --> 01:19:32,934
I JUST DON'T THINK
I'M READY TO GO BACK YET.
1854
01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:36,438
AND THERE ARE SOME PLACES
OUTSIDE OF AMERICA
1855
01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:39,508
THAT I'D LIKE
TO SEE FIRST.
1856
01:19:39,508 --> 01:19:41,843
LIKE BRAZIL.
1857
01:19:41,843 --> 01:19:43,111
THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
1858
01:19:43,111 --> 01:19:45,447
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
1859
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:48,784
THESE TWO KNUCKLEHEADS
WITH ME, RIGHT?
1860
01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,118
M.I.T. OFFERED ME
A FULL RIDE.
1861
01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:53,522
I GOT TO TAKE IT.
1862
01:19:53,522 --> 01:19:55,056
WAIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
1863
01:19:55,056 --> 01:19:59,027
YEAH, IT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO.
1864
01:19:59,027 --> 01:20:00,462
COOL, MAN.
1865
01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:03,231
WELL, SINCE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC,
DAVE....
1866
01:20:05,066 --> 01:20:06,535
SORRY, BUDDY.
1867
01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:09,137
I'M JUST NOT THAT SMART.
1868
01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:12,073
BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1869
01:20:12,073 --> 01:20:16,378
BUT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
WE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
1870
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,348
I GET IT.
1871
01:20:20,348 --> 01:20:21,817
YOU GUYS
ARE TOTALLY MESSING WITH ME.
1872
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:22,818
DON'T DO THAT, MAN.
1873
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,819
COME ON, LET'S--
1874
01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:25,854
BRO, WE'RE NOT.
1875
01:20:25,854 --> 01:20:27,956
SORRY, MAN.
1876
01:20:27,956 --> 01:20:31,593
I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED
TO FRIENDS FOREVER
1877
01:20:31,593 --> 01:20:34,529
AND ALL THAT SHIT, HUH?
1878
01:20:34,529 --> 01:20:36,131
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
1879
01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:37,132
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
1880
01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:41,536
HE TOOK IT ALL RIGHT.
1881
01:20:53,882 --> 01:20:55,317
HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
1882
01:20:55,317 --> 01:20:57,853
REMEMBER THAT TIME
WE GOT REALLY, REALLY DRUNK
1883
01:20:57,853 --> 01:21:00,055
AND TOOK A PISS
ON THAT GUY'S CAR?
1884
01:21:00,055 --> 01:21:01,389
YES.
1885
01:21:01,389 --> 01:21:03,525
I FEEL LIKE THE CAR.
1886
01:21:05,493 --> 01:21:07,028
IT'S NOT OVER, DAVE.
1887
01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:08,997
I'M GONNA COME VISIT YOU,
BRO.
1888
01:21:08,997 --> 01:21:09,998
YEAH, I KNOW.
1889
01:21:09,998 --> 01:21:11,299
IT'S JUST, I DON'T KNOW, MAN,
1890
01:21:11,299 --> 01:21:13,201
I THOUGHT THINGS WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE DIFFERENT.
1891
01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:15,036
THIS ISN'T
HOW THE STORY SHOULD END.
1892
01:21:20,108 --> 01:21:21,376
NICELY DONE.
1893
01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:25,413
HI, ROBYN.
1894
01:21:25,413 --> 01:21:26,615
THANK YOU.
1895
01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:27,616
FOR WHAT?
1896
01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:30,585
THE PICTURES,
THE LETTERS.
1897
01:21:30,585 --> 01:21:33,555
MY FAVORITE LOTION.
1898
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,991
DAVE, THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING
1899
01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:38,059
ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME.
1900
01:21:38,059 --> 01:21:39,461
I WISH YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME
1901
01:21:39,461 --> 01:21:42,898
HOW YOU FELT EARLIER.
1902
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:45,634
ROBYN, LISTEN,
I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU
1903
01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:47,636
SINCE THE FIFTH GRADE.
1904
01:21:49,671 --> 01:21:50,672
I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
1905
01:21:50,672 --> 01:21:54,643
THE SOCK IN THE BOX
WAS GROSS.
1906
01:21:54,643 --> 01:21:56,278
SO I GOT YOU THESE.
1907
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:01,416
UM, THANKS?
1908
01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:04,552
I MEAN, THEY'RE
A LITTLE GAY THOUGH.
1909
01:22:04,552 --> 01:22:08,523
THEY'RE FOR ME.
1910
01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:09,658
I WANT TO SPEND
THE NEXT FOUR YEARS
1911
01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:11,993
MAKING UP
FOR THE PAST SEVEN.
1912
01:22:14,062 --> 01:22:17,966
I'D LIKE THAT.
1913
01:22:17,966 --> 01:22:19,534
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1914
01:22:19,534 --> 01:22:20,535
COME WITH ME.
1915
01:22:20,535 --> 01:22:22,103
OKAY.
1916
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:27,509
♪ NOW THAT YOU'RE FAR ENOUGH
BEHIND ME ♪
1917
01:22:27,509 --> 01:22:30,946
♪ I SHAKE IT OFF
AND WALK AWAY ♪
1918
01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:33,415
♪ SO I CAN BREATHE AGAIN ♪
1919
01:22:33,415 --> 01:22:39,387
♪ WAKE UP THESE FEELINGS
DEEP INSIDE OF ME ♪
1920
01:22:39,387 --> 01:22:43,692
♪ I'M EVER SO USED
TO BEING LOST ♪
1921
01:22:43,692 --> 01:22:46,294
♪ BUT NOW ♪
1922
01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:49,097
♪ I'M UP
AND I'M NEVER COMING DOWN ♪
1923
01:22:49,097 --> 01:22:51,733
♪ DON'T THINK
THAT I'LL EVER HIT THE GROUND ♪
1924
01:22:51,733 --> 01:22:55,437
♪ DIE FREE
AND I'M LOOKING OUT FOR ME ♪
1925
01:22:55,437 --> 01:22:57,405
♪ THIS TIME AROUND ♪
1926
01:22:57,405 --> 01:23:00,742
♪ I'M UP
AND I'M NEVER COMING DOWN ♪
1927
01:23:00,742 --> 01:23:03,278
♪ DON'T THINK THAT I'LL EVER HIT
THE GROUND ♪
1928
01:23:03,278 --> 01:23:07,082
♪ DIE FREE
AND I'M LOOKING OUT FOR ME ♪
1929
01:23:07,082 --> 01:23:12,988
♪ THIS TIME AROUND ♪
1930
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,155
HIT IT, BIG GUY.
1931
01:23:14,155 --> 01:23:15,724
OH, YES!
1932
01:23:15,724 --> 01:23:17,726
BEND HER OVER!
1933
01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:19,361
WHOO!
1934
01:23:19,361 --> 01:23:21,396
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
A MANAGE A TROIS, FRENCHY.
1935
01:23:21,396 --> 01:23:22,397
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL--
1936
01:23:22,397 --> 01:23:24,466
WHOA, WHOA,
WAIT A MINUTE.
1937
01:23:24,466 --> 01:23:26,701
SHANTZ, IS THAT YOUR DAD?
1938
01:23:26,701 --> 01:23:28,636
OH, MY GOD.
1939
01:23:28,636 --> 01:23:30,271
WHAT THE HELL
IS HE DOING?
1940
01:23:31,272 --> 01:23:33,641
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT.
1941
01:23:33,641 --> 01:23:34,642
JUST CUT IT!
JUST CUT IT!
1942
01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:35,643
STOP!
1943
01:23:35,643 --> 01:23:37,712
TURN IT OFF!
1944
01:23:38,580 --> 01:23:41,649
♪
1945
01:23:48,289 --> 01:23:53,695
♪ IT'S LIKE I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE ♪
1946
01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:55,230
♪ EVERYONE CHANGES ♪
1947
01:23:55,230 --> 01:23:57,766
♪ NOW YOU'VE GONE
A BIT TOO FAR ♪
1948
01:23:57,766 --> 01:24:02,037
♪ IT JUST GOES ON AND ON
AND I JUST CAN'T HOLD ON ♪
1949
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:06,307
♪ THIS SOUNDS LIKE
MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG ♪
1950
01:24:06,307 --> 01:24:08,710
♪ WHEN IT'S BLOWING UP
MY RADIO ♪
1951
01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:12,313
♪ WHEN I TRY TO TUNE YOU OUT
BUT THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
1952
01:24:12,313 --> 01:24:16,751
♪ YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK
INSIDE MY HEAD ♪
1953
01:24:16,751 --> 01:24:20,088
♪ ALL OVER AGAIN ♪
1954
01:24:20,088 --> 01:24:28,096
♪ ♪
1955
01:24:30,665 --> 01:24:35,770
♪ I'M SICK
OF EVERYTHING I HEAR ♪
1956
01:24:35,770 --> 01:24:41,376
♪ WISH I COULD CLOSE MY EYES
AND YOU JUST DISAPPEAR ♪
1957
01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:46,714
♪ 'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
THE STAR ♪
1958
01:24:46,714 --> 01:24:50,752
♪ BUT YOUR SPARKLE FADES
UNTIL I CAN'T FEEL YOU ANYMORE ♪
1959
01:24:50,752 --> 01:24:54,689
♪ IT JUST GOES ON AND ON
AND I JUST CAN'T HOLD ON ♪
1960
01:24:54,689 --> 01:24:59,227
♪ THIS SOUNDS LIKE
MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG ♪
1961
01:24:59,227 --> 01:25:01,763
♪ WHEN IT'S BLOWING UP
MY RADIO ♪
1962
01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:05,366
♪ WHEN I TRY TO TUNE YOU OUT
BUT THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
1963
01:25:05,366 --> 01:25:09,871
♪ YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK
INSIDE MY HEAD ♪
1964
01:25:09,871 --> 01:25:13,341
♪ ALL OVER AGAIN ♪
1965
01:25:16,344 --> 01:25:24,352
♪ ♪
1966
01:25:32,827 --> 01:25:34,629
♪ I WAKE UP
WE MAKE UP ♪
1967
01:25:34,629 --> 01:25:37,832
♪ EVERYTHING FEELS
LIKE IT SHOULD AGAIN ♪
1968
01:25:37,832 --> 01:25:42,303
♪ BUT EVERYTHING'S ALL WRONG ♪
1969
01:25:42,303 --> 01:25:46,574
♪ IT JUST GOES ON AND ON
AND I JUST CAN'T HOLD ON ♪
1970
01:25:46,574 --> 01:25:50,778
♪ THIS SOUNDS LIKE
MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG ♪
1971
01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:53,548
♪ WHEN IT'S BLOWING UP
MY RADIO ♪
1972
01:25:53,548 --> 01:25:57,152
♪ WHEN I TRY TO TUNE YOU OUT
BUT THERE'S NO DOUBT ♪
1973
01:25:57,152 --> 01:26:01,656
♪ YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK
INSIDE MY HEAD ♪
1974
01:26:01,656 --> 01:26:03,525
♪ ALL OVER AGAIN ♪
1975
01:26:03,525 --> 01:26:07,662
♪ IT JUST GOES ON AND ON
AND I JUST CAN'T HOLD ON ♪
1976
01:26:07,662 --> 01:26:12,333
♪ THIS SOUNDS LIKE
MY LEAST FAVORITE SONG ♪
1977
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:16,237
♪ ALL OVER AGAIN ♪
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