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{1455}{1498}Milton awaits, Jason.
{2179}{2204}"Mortals...
{2248}{2279}that...
{2312}{2348}works...
{2361}{2386}follow...
{2422}{2451}me...
{2469}{2503}love...''
{2525}{2560}-Hi!|-Good morning, Rachel.
{2591}{2657}l was beginning to teach|to an empty classroom.
{2720}{2750}''Virtue.
{2791}{2881}She alone is free.
{2931}{2974}She can...
{3006}{3039}teach...
{3068}{3098}ye...
{3142}{3256}how to climb...
{3342}{3405}higher than the sphery chime.
{3493}{3543}Or if virtue feeble were...
{3571}{3636}heaven itself would stoop to her.''
{3802}{3839}You know, Rachel...
{3856}{3895}without the rest of your classmates...
{3900}{3986}it 's probably better that|we discuss this next semester...
{3998}{4039}and take an early break.
{4480}{4579}Janet, what a surprise. l'm just|preparing for my Milton conference.
{4584}{4654}Really? Sam was just|telling me you were making...
{4658}{4723}some copies of personal material|on the faculty machine.
{4751}{4834}l'm sure he was. l'll be happy|to reimburse the college...
{4839}{4927}Let me finish. lt occurred to me|you really should be working now...
{4931}{4996}teaching your final class,|not making copies or...
{5016}{5064}certainly not preparing|for your trip to Las Vegas.
{5068}{5142}l planned to, but nobody|turned up, or almost nobody.
{5149}{5176}So l dismissed early.
{5258}{5334}Are you happy here, Packard?|Do you like teaching here?
{5362}{5399}Yes, very much.
{5438}{5525}-Merry Christmas, Janet!|-Frank! Of course...
{5534}{5580}-Merry Christmas.|-Merry Christmas to you...
{5584}{5621}and Merry Christmas to you, Sam!
{5625}{5692}Frank, are we going to have another|championship season this year?
{5696}{5756}l'm telling you, the Catfish|are looking good, buddy.
{5760}{5787}That 's good.
{5800}{5847}Go, Catfish!
{5856}{5896}All right!|Let 's go!
{5944}{5999}Merry Christmas|to Bill and the two kids.
{6004}{6047}-Taken!|-Merry Christmas, Sam.
{6084}{6133}l admire your enthusiasm|for those two.
{6189}{6256}Brown nose, Pack.|Brown nose.
{6284}{6339}You kiss Janet 's butt,|and l guarantee you...
{6349}{6388}she'll let bygones be bygones.
{6412}{6493}Yes, but, telling a joke in class|is hardly a capital offense.
{6504}{6581}l'm not going to growl over|something l didn't think was wrong.
{6596}{6640}l fully agree with you.
{6659}{6708}lt 's just not fair.
{6824}{6916}You're sure you don't mind looking|for Sally while you're in Vegas?
{6934}{6964}No, of course not.
{6980}{7045}l try to reach her,|and she just doesn't call back.
{7072}{7107}lt 's a daddy's worry.
{7132}{7210}lt would be so, so nice|if l could see her for Christmas.
{7220}{7304}lt 's not a problem. l'm looking|forward to seeing Sally again.
{7330}{7357}Thank you.
{7368}{7419}You know, she loves you.
{7423}{7474}You're the only professor|who didn't fail her.
{7627}{7691}-Santa left you a gift.|-He did?
{7704}{7747}-Wow!|-Open it.
{7811}{7847}lt 's for Vegas.
{7852}{7909}-Good luck.|-l appreciate it, but...
{7921}{7988}it 's not a holiday, it 's a|conference, and l don't gamble.
{7992}{8052}Well, you should gamble, 'cause|now you're going to have good luck.
{8056}{8130}First, you score at the table,|and then you score some skirt.
{8134}{8183}''Her buttocks is strong,|breast is round and high...
{8188}{8233}she was hair-faired,|and l won't lie.''
{8237}{8307}l can't wait till you to come home|and tell me some whore stories!
{8311}{8341}Frank!
{9207}{9241}-Good evening, sir.|-Thank you.
{9248}{9329}l'm with the Milton conference, and|l think it 's in the Dug Out Room.
{9333}{9378}Dug Out Room,|right through those doors.
{9382}{9409}Thank you.
{9536}{9569}-Welcome.|-Hello.
{9621}{9666}To the last Milton conference.
{9707}{9747}The new name didn't help.
{10116}{10177}l've told you who l am.|l'm looking for Sally.
{10201}{10252}What are you? Some kind of|private detective or something?
{10272}{10321}No, l'm an old|English professor of hers.
{10325}{10351}Bullshit!
{10376}{10402}Fuck off!
{10416}{10475}l'm here for a conference. l just|want to get in touch with her.
{10504}{10547}Say something|in English Literature.
{10560}{10631}-What?|-See? You're full of shit!
{10663}{10707}All right...
{10727}{10786}''When that pretty|With the shower sweeter
{10791}{10858}The draft of much|Hath pierced to the root''
{10862}{10935}How about something in English?|Have you ever heard of Shakespeare?
{11031}{11138}''Tell me, where is fancy bred?|ln the heart or in the head?
{11162}{11209}How begot?|How nourished?
{11223}{11254}Reply, reply!
{11260}{11324}lt is engendered|ln the eyes with gazing fed
{11358}{11442}Then fancy dies|ln the cradle where it lies
{11459}{11540}Let us all ring fancy's knell|l'll begin it
{11545}{11599}Ding, dong|Ding, dong, bell''
{11656}{11687}Okay, all right.
{11697}{11752}Sally's at work,|at the Paradise lnn.
{11817}{11848}ls that a hotel?
{11868}{11950}lt 's a restaurant.|Seafood, actually.
{11984}{12036}Thank you.|What 's your name?
{12074}{12106}Samantha.
{13301}{13355}Excuse me.|This is the Paradise lnn?
{13360}{13406}Well, it sure is, honey.
{13424}{13487}-Where's the dining room?|-Dining room?
{13539}{13605}There's no dining room here.
{13712}{13760}l'm a little confused.|ls this a...
{13777}{13806}Brothel?
{13817}{13892}This is the best legal brothel|in all of Nevada.
{13975}{14022}You want me to send the girls out.
{14136}{14163}Yes.
{14177}{14215}They'll be out in a minute.
{14385}{14410}Ladies!
{14496}{14527}This is Crystal.
{14668}{14706}And Sandy.
{14827}{14865}And Chantelle.
{15016}{15056}And Paula.
{15195}{15220}And this...
{15240}{15283}This is Natalie.
{15460}{15507}Would you like|to make a choice, sir?
{15645}{15675}Natalie.
{15784}{15865}So, you've found out|my simple secret.
{15912}{15976}l bet you're going to give me|a morality talk now. Well...
{15995}{16083}you're welcome to try the ''What are|you doing with your life?'' speech.
{16087}{16128}l get that all the time.
{16224}{16268}Usually, afterward, though.
{16728}{16757}Aren't you shocked?
{16774}{16815}l'm speechless.
{17325}{17364}What do you think?
{17369}{17422}Don't you wish|l had done night class?
{17550}{17615}Your father asked me|to check up on you.
{17638}{17689}What am l supposed to tell him?
{17716}{17757}You can keep a secret, can't you?
{17988}{18019}l don't know.
{18118}{18207}-Don't go yet.|-Sorry, but l have to go.
{18214}{18276}l don't understand|why you're so afraid.
{18305}{18361}l saw the way you used|to look at me in class.
{18377}{18448}-What do you mean?|-You had such...
{18470}{18543}a crush on me.|Everybody knew about it.
{18644}{18719}l'll tell your father|l couldn't find you.
{18836}{18918}There's plenty of pretty girls here.|lf you don't like me, you should...
{18932}{18993}stay a while,|and have some fun.
{19164}{19203}This is from your father.
{19480}{19555}So l gave her the ticket,|and l left. l mean...
{19569}{19611}it 's the dumbest thing.
{19642}{19740}l don't think so at all. You got|a chance to nail your dream girl.
{19766}{19857}That 's not the point.|Besides, Frank is my friend...
{19870}{19907}but she's in trouble...
{19936}{19988}and l don't know what to tell him.
{20043}{20085}l wouldn't tell him|anything at all.
{20092}{20135}But isn't it my moral obligation?
{20187}{20260}Look where morality|and obligation have gotten you.
{20275}{20349}No offense, Pack, but you're|not getting any younger, right?
{20374}{20482}Sometimes, you have to do something|wrong, because maybe it feels right.
{20539}{20596}Well, that sounds|like moral relativism.
{20713}{20754}Come with me for a second.
{20760}{20839}Seven. Win a seven. Put it on the|seven. We're gonna shoot it now.
{20844}{20907}lt 's your best dice.|Seven or eleven. Come on!
{20916}{20942}Same luck at shooting...
{20946}{20995}You know why people|lose money at gambling?
{21001}{21096}People lose money at gambling 'cause|they try to win honestly...
{21100}{21166}squarely, according to the rules,|but the house...
{21170}{21201}doesn't play its rules.|The house...
{21259}{21334}So the squares they get|slowly fucked, right?
{21344}{21403}The way to win is to bet against|the suckers, bet the house...
{21407}{21434}wrong betting...
{21440}{21534}Craps betting is what works.|You go against what seems right...
{21538}{21571}and win.
{21577}{21642}l know you're trying|to set me straight...
{21646}{21763}but my system, the old system of|good and bad, right and wrong...
{21767}{21794}works.
{21827}{21882}Well, l'm going to join the game.|Are you interested?
{21918}{21991}No, l don't think so,|but good luck.
{22960}{23014}Six, easy six, right on six.
{23049}{23115}Don't let the winner leave loaded.
{23120}{23175}Come on, now. Get him down.|We gotta shoot him, folks.
{23204}{23256}All right, get them now.|Same shooter.
{23356}{23381}Easy six!
{23408}{23490}lt 's pretty easy.|Bet on nine, bet on six.
{23496}{23559}Come bet. Come on, folks.|Same lucky shooter.
{23576}{23617}Magic fingers.
{23621}{23669}We got a winner on our team, huh?
{24010}{24042}Hey!
{24073}{24120}We don't want|any wrong betters here.
{24135}{24163}This is a hot table.
{24170}{24195}Bitching karma!
{24285}{24343}Gonna bet now. Same lucky shooter.|Now, here we go.
{24376}{24408}lt must be that hat.
{24489}{24554}At 3, crap 3.|Hide away. Hide away.
{24692}{24755}Fuck, man, you're fucking up|the karma here.
{24779}{24807}Here's 1OO bucks.
{24812}{24853}Why don't you go play|another table?
{24895}{24926}No, thanks.
{25075}{25131}We got a new shooter coming out.|New shooter.
{25136}{25170}Get your bets down,|get your hands up.
{25180}{25226}Bets down.|New shooter coming out.
{25338}{25394}Coming out away.|Better has come in the go.
{25661}{25707}Smart guy.|You're betting against the table.
{25736}{25778}Coming out,|lucky shooter, coming out.
{25933}{25990}Nine, we're out on nine!|Place to fight.
{26001}{26028}Nine will do it.|Nine is the number.
{26036}{26072}Nine will do it, shooter.
{26790}{26814}Fuck this!
{26831}{26873}Thanks for that karma, asshole!
{26995}{27046}No win on this goddamn thing.
{27094}{27131}-Fuck!|-Samantha!
{27217}{27278}-You know each other, huh?|-We have a mutual friend.
{27282}{27360}You won a lot of money.|Looking for some place to spend it?
{27378}{27406}Somebody?
{27424}{27466}No? Here, l'll tell you what.
{27474}{27539}You want to spend it somewhere, you|want to go somewhere, let me know.
{27565}{27624}You should give me a buck.|l can win a lot of money for you.
{27628}{27687}l feel this thing is going to win.|lt 's going to hit. Look!
{27780}{27811}Elvis...
{27830}{27871}there is somewhere|l'd like to go.
{27937}{27975}Well, let me take you there.
{28012}{28055}l got a sweet limo.
{28071}{28166}lt 's a1965. Last of them left.|So, what were you playing?
{28173}{28200}Craps.
{28204}{28292}Oh, craps. A big buddy of mine,|Jason, is a big craps player.
{28299}{28386}ln Nam, he caught a chunk|of VC shrapnel...
{28397}{28432}right in the temple.
{28436}{28496}Doctors wouldn't remove it 'cause|they thought it would kill him...
{28500}{28529}so they left it in.
{28533}{28614}Only thing is now he can't get|too close to a magnetic field.
{28618}{28667}lt gives him a big|fucking headache.
{28672}{28718}But Jason's a craps player, right?
{28722}{28800}So he's got to stand|in the middle of the crap table.
{28857}{28905}-Do you want to ask why?|-Why?
{28909}{28978}Because each end of the craps table|is magnetized.
{28987}{29075}So if he gets too close to the ends,|he gets a big fucking headache.
{29112}{29149}You look surprised.
{29164}{29198}Fixes in.
{29205}{29291}When a table gets on a roll,|the house switches out the dice.
{29296}{29363}They drop a pair of tricked dice|with metal in it...
{29368}{29435}make it turn sevens on their own,|and bust the table.
{29479}{29529}My buddy, poor sucker.
{29544}{29622}l gotta tell you:|he loses money like crazy.
{29626}{29664}l mean screaming crazy.
{29693}{29786}lf he knows it 's fakes, why doesn't|he bet the house? l did.
{29907}{30000}The guy's got a big piece of metal|in his fucking head.
{30104}{30183}Me, l want to sue him, but l can't|find a lawyer, and he'll resent me.
{30192}{30260}Are you a lawyer?|Good, l hate those cocksuckers.
{30784}{30815}You're pretty quiet.
{30889}{30927}l like that sometimes.
{30970}{31000}Thinking.
{31051}{31091}Just thinking.
{31235}{31272}Are you a vet?
{31283}{31339}No, l'm not a vet.
{31448}{31479}Have you ever seen ''Rambo''?
{31505}{31572}-l've heard of it.|-That was me.
{31601}{31683}-Really?|-John Rambo. lt 's based it on me.
{31718}{31807}l was a Special Forces|sniper, in Nam.
{31814}{31862}7O to 72.
{31870}{31926}Counter insurgents|behind enemy lines.
{31961}{32013}199 confirmed kills.
{32027}{32074}That 's incredible.
{32089}{32193}Then, the war ended. Everything|turned to shit. Old story.
{32260}{32315}At least, you got to sell yours|to Hollywood.
{32349}{32397}What, are you kidding?|The fuckers stole it.
{32405}{32455}Changed everything into bullshit.
{32470}{32499}Sorry.
{32658}{32756}So... Can l ask you|a question about Elvis?
{32763}{32789}Fuck Elvis.
{32822}{32874}Don't get me started|on fucking Elvis.
{33532}{33564}l must be crazy.
{33568}{33676}l think l'm going to call you Pack.|Dr. Schmidt just sounds weird.
{33690}{33761}Something strange has happened|the last couple of days. lt 's as if...
{33765}{33815}something has changed.
{33828}{33927}l think it 's good, Pack. Maybe|you're coming out of your shell.
{34148}{34185}Have a seat next to me.
{34275}{34351}So, in honor of your first time,|l'll give you Paradise Special...
{34355}{34400}for the price of the French Date.
{34425}{34463}That 's intercourse.
{34475}{34531}Yeah, yeah, everything.|Just...
{34550}{34618}no extra girls, no equipment,|and no Socrates.
{34628}{34659}Socrates?
{34677}{34767}Up the ass, you know?|l don't do that.
{34789}{34826}Neither do l.
{34943}{35021}You'll do fine.|lt will be fun. Just relax.
{35057}{35132}-l do a very convincing orgasm.|-You do?
{35214}{35241}So...
{35291}{35350}if you'd just go|in the wash basin and then...
{35368}{35432}-You know.|-l'm sorry, l don't.
{35454}{35499}Dick-check time.
{35659}{35684}So...
{35688}{35729}did Tracy Apples passed your class?
{35733}{35786}Yes. l gave her A minus.
{35814}{35868}Why?|Just 'cause she's pretty?
{35879}{35911}What do you mean?
{35926}{36020}You give all the pretty girls|automatic A's.
{36048}{36108}Tracy copied her term paper|off the lnternet...
{36112}{36173}and then went around bragging|about it. l couldn't believe it.
{36179}{36213}You didn't catch her.
{36457}{36507}Did you know what|your nickname at school was?
{36560}{36595}Doctor Dirty Jokes, right?
{36600}{36691}Oh, yeah. They used to call you|''Professor Pack of Shit''.
{36747}{36829}So make yourself comfortable.|Just don't get under the covers.
{37537}{37596}Oh, Christ!|l don't know about this.
{37909}{37944}Are you going somewhere?
{40087}{40152}Your orgasm...|Was it real?
{40212}{40275}Yeah... Sure.|Of course, Pack.
{41035}{41134}Sally, l don't mean to lecture you,|but what are you doing here?
{41160}{41234}-l can ask you the same thing.|-No, seriously.
{41241}{41299}What will become|of you if you stay here?
{41463}{41487}Look...
{41520}{41622}Look, you paid to fuck and l'm tired|of chatting, so our session's over.
{41696}{41766}-l could help you if you'd let me.|-Right.
{41795}{41882}You could come and stay for a while|until you're back on your feet.
{41933}{41963}l mean it.
{42046}{42087}l'd eat you alive.
{42158}{42201}You really should go.
{42212}{42248}Your time's up.
{42769}{42796}Sally...
{42800}{42850}No kissing.|lt spreads germs.
{43052}{43119}lt 's a souvenir|to mark your first time here.
{43186}{43215}lt goes on your key ring.
{43299}{43337}Yeah, l'll trade you.
{43382}{43415}Well, thanks, honey.
{43611}{43636}Hello?
{43640}{43674}Hl,Frank.
{43710}{43742}Sally, is that you?
{43748}{43824}-Dld Dr. Schmldt flnd you?|-Yeah, yeah. He did.
{43883}{43918}Oh, Sally.
{43930}{43988}lt 's strange.|He didn't call me and tell me.
{44020}{44078}But that doesn't matter.|Never mind.
{44082}{44126}lt 's just so good|to hear your voice again.
{44194}{44229}l miss you so much.
{44307}{44348}l'm going to come home|for Christmas.
{44400}{44436}Oh, Sally.
{44450}{44492}That 's wonderful!
{44543}{44587}That 's wonderful, Sally.
{44663}{44746}You're really going to like|your Christmas present.
{44765}{44823}Sweetheart, forget the presents.
{44856}{44900}You coming home|is gift enough for me.
{44935}{45030}-lt 'll just be so nice to see you.|-l gotta go.
{45147}{45175}l love you.
{45742}{45821}l'd like to begin our discussion|of erotic images in Milton...
{45825}{45881}by starting|with a brief presentation...
{45885}{45953}matched with selected images.
{45996}{46056}''But come thou Goddess|Fair and free
{46060}{46126}ln heaven ycleped Euphrosyne
{46132}{46216}And by Men Heart-easing...
{46220}{46250}Mirth
{46338}{46409}Whom lovely Venus at a birth
{46442}{46489}So rosy, so pink''
{46600}{46624}May l help you, ma'am?
{46628}{46668}Yeah. ls Pack here?
{46904}{46947}ln Boticelli's Venus...
{46951}{47092}of the shell, and the water and this|fertile flowing fag and sexuality.
{47096}{47132}Hey, Sally!
{47223}{47277}Who is that?|Why are we running?
{47289}{47319}Sally!
{47350}{47383}l have to talk to you.
{47392}{47438}May l ask you the nature|of this intrusion?
{47508}{47531}Officer?
{47536}{47599}We're getting complaints about|girls working out of the casinos.
{47608}{47635}Donnie, l'm not working.
{47658}{47727}Oh, really?|Maybe l'll believe that.
{47750}{47831}So you must be her father,|am l right?
{47835}{47863}Pleased to meet you, sir.
{47877}{47916}Actually,|l'm a friend of the family.
{47934}{48019}Right, of course.|The old friend of the family.
{48024}{48081}l'm not fucking working!
{48104}{48136}What are you doing|for a living now?
{48140}{48238}l'm a registered hostess in Clark|County, license number HE148976.
{48283}{48325}Let 's see your sheriff's card.
{48572}{48603}Give it to me!
{48686}{48731}So you decided|to go legit now, huh?
{48775}{48835}You're sure you're not doing|any jobs on the side with...
{48859}{48899}friends of the family.
{48922}{48969}Hell, no, Donnie,|l wouldn't want to risk my license.
{48984}{49054}Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally...
{49069}{49129}...you just stay out of trouble.|-Thanks.
{49229}{49285}Oh, and,|hey Mr. Friend of the Family...
{49300}{49355}did you know here in Clark|County you can be arrested...
{49360}{49423}for patronizing a hooker,|like Sally?
{49449}{49491}Thank you for|that information, officer.
{49528}{49567}Don't mention it.
{49628}{49728}-Rude man. l'm just helping.|-Yeah, it 's Vegas.
{49965}{49993}Again.
{50128}{50158}Cool.
{54940}{55003}Do you know what they call|a head of masturbating cattle?
{55041}{55076}Beef stroganoff.
{55140}{55224}Strange thing. l almost got fired|for telling that silly little joke.
{55286}{55331}Maybe it would've been best.
{55352}{55381}What do you mean?
{55401}{55479}l mean, it 's obvious|you don't fit in there.
{55558}{55654}Well, fitting in|has never been easy for me.
{55676}{55711}That 's why l left England.
{55731}{55822}American colleges, when l first|arrived, were free and loose.
{55837}{55911}Refuges for intellectualism|and radical thinking.
{55937}{55991}Now, they're just part|of the big corporate economy...
{55996}{56029}like a department store.
{56044}{56107}The administrators|are like store managers...
{56123}{56164}the professors are the clerks...
{56168}{56222}and the students|are the almighty customers.
{56244}{56319}Why do you let everyone|push you around?
{56339}{56365}Who?
{56397}{56517}Everyone. The students, faculty...|Especially the students.
{56540}{56588}Like l said,|the students are the customers...
{56595}{56677}and the customers are always right.
{56684}{56738}Do you know|when l gave my last ''fail''?
{56780}{56911}lt was before your time, nearly 7|years ago, a girl called Nora Vallum.
{56925}{56987}Well, Nora Vallum|hardly ever came to class...
{56991}{57054}she never did homework,|did a miserable exam...
{57058}{57124}and she was argumentative|in my conference with her.
{57134}{57181}l had no hesitation in failing her.
{57224}{57306}Now, she complained|to Janet Vanderpour...
{57311}{57383}that the reason she didn't come|to class was to protest the fact...
{57388}{57443}that l only taught|one woman writer...
{57448}{57553}in my Renaissance fiction seminar,|that l was sexist.
{57570}{57649}Well, the dean instructed me|to give her a B plus...
{57667}{57723}and to reconsider my curriculum.
{57804}{57847}So, what did you do?
{57889}{57946}At first,|l thought about quitting...
{57953}{58000}and then l thought about fighting.
{58008}{58039}And then l compromised.
{58061}{58102}l gave Nora her grade...
{58114}{58193}but l went on teaching what l wanted|to teach, but as a concession...
{58207}{58289}l only ever give students|A's and B's since then.
{58308}{58371}That way everyone is satisfied.
{58388}{58458}l look good,|as if l'm doing a great job...
{58473}{58559}students get the grades they want,|but are never prepared to work for.
{58577}{58632}And the administration is happy.
{58704}{58731}Are you happy?
{58828}{58860}Yes, of course.
{58897}{58947}l mean, what choice do l have?
{59169}{59218}Don't you need to get that?
{59333}{59363}Hey,Pack!
{59379}{59417}Pack, it 's Frank.
{59435}{59486}Hey, Sally's coming home|for Christmas.
{59502}{59580}Yeah. She said you found her.|Why didn't you call me and tell me?
{59618}{59683}Because she wanted|to be the one to tell you.
{59688}{59726}That 's what l figured.|Listen...
{59740}{59788}l just can't tell you|how much l appreciate it.
{59794}{59851}-Oh, it 's nothing.|-Pack, are we going to...
{59868}{59929}What was that?|You got somebody there?
{59954}{59991}Don't be ridiculous.
{60007}{60035}You got lucky!
{60104}{60159}You got lucky! There's somebody|with you, isn't there?
{60180}{60221}You know l'm not like that, Frank.
{60265}{60302}The rabbit 's foot worked!
{60371}{60397}Hey, let me talk to her.
{60428}{60460}l don't think that 's a good idea.
{60466}{60542}Come on.|Put the phone up to her ear.
{60560}{60591}Hi, sweetheart.
{60619}{60644}What 's your name, honey?
{60691}{60731}Come on.|Talk to me,baby.
{60796}{60831}l have to go now, Frank.
{60845}{60899}Yes.|Bye-bye.
{61056}{61107}You didn't tell me|you'd call Frank.
{61168}{61262}lt doesn't matter. l would just|like to have been more prepared.
{61339}{61400}You're treating the text like|it 's dead, lrv...
{61404}{61462}and that you're the only one|qualified to do the postmortem.
{61466}{61539}l... l have more respect|for the form...
{61545}{61606}You have more respect...|Suddenly...
{61655}{61740}Milton enslaved his daughters|to read for him after he went blind.
{61744}{61795}Doesn't that outrage you?
{62003}{62119}Pack, be the voice of reason.|Speak to this young man.
{62241}{62308}You've been really strange, Pack.|What 's gotten into you?
{63382}{63418}Tell me about the girl.
{63464}{63495}Forget it.
{63570}{63603}Come on...
{63702}{63736}Come on, tell me.
{63741}{63792}You know l'm going to get it|out of you, Pack.
{63796}{63865}You had somebody|in your room, didn't you?
{63869}{63931}-Admit it.|-Okay, you win. Listen...
{63936}{64026}There was a streetwalker.|l gave her a hundred dollars.
{64031}{64125}She was thrilled, l was thrilled.|That 's it, that 's all.
{64142}{64225}You finally came down of your perch|and had sex with somebody.
{64229}{64261}Oh, man!
{64265}{64345}Don't worry about it.|Don't worry.
{64359}{64439}One of those peep show beauties|is gonna think about you and go...
{64454}{64523}l didn't want|to talk about it, Frank.
{64587}{64642}What happened?|Something went wrong?
{64685}{64734}-Nothing went wrong, Frank.|-Something went wrong.
{64769}{64801}What happened?
{64821}{64948}All right. She had a name like one|of those succulent hooker names:
{64952}{65023}Candy, Honey, Peaches, what?
{65036}{65098}-Natalie. Her name is Natalie.|-Natalie?
{65113}{65156}-Natalie?|-l'll see you later, Frank.
{65180}{65210}Natalie?
{65280}{65310}All right!
{65567}{65595}What?
{65604}{65702}The decorations. l put them out.|You put them up.
{65765}{65842}Hello, Pack.|Welcome to our humble bowl...
{65857}{65913}and a Merry Christmas Eve to you.
{65967}{66009}Thank you for inviting me.
{66022}{66089}lt 's been a long time since l put|decorations on a Christmas tree.
{66112}{66139}Hello, Sally.
{66169}{66231}-Hi.|-That 's not how we were raised.
{66235}{66311}-Stand up and shake his hand.|-lt 's all right, Frank, l mean...
{66327}{66374}Sally and l saw|each other in Vegas.
{66456}{66504}All right.|Have a seat.
{66536}{66577}Shouldn't we begin the decorations?
{66586}{66680}Well, that 's what l wanted to do.|lt 's all about Sally.
{66698}{66770}And, for some reason,|Sally's not interested.
{66895}{66922}All right.
{66930}{67009}Why don't you just sit down|and have a drink?
{67021}{67061}The beer's for you.
{67258}{67347}Oh, l'm sorry.|l forgot the bottle opener.
{67364}{67428}-l'll go get you one.|-l think l have one in my key chain.
{67526}{67585}Where's the rabbit 's foot|that l gave you?
{67644}{67700}-lt 's at home.|-At home? Why?
{67719}{67757}Did you put something new|on there?
{67797}{67827}Nothing special.
{67896}{67959}-Why are you being so secretive?|-Frank, leave him alone!
{67972}{68019}You're always|pushing people around.
{68024}{68099}lt 's not a problem.|Here.
{68173}{68251}''Paradise lnn''.|That 's a hotel or something?
{68280}{68330}-lt 's a restaurant.|-Restaurant?
{68408}{68456}That wasn't so difficult, was it?
{68464}{68557}Come on, Pack. l bet Sally would|love to hear about your adventures.
{68638}{68671}Well, all in all, it was fun.
{68676}{68766}Fun? Fun?|l think it was more than just fun!
{68806}{68894}-Now is not the time, Frank.|-Come on! Tell us about...
{68921}{68983}Natalie.|Natalie!
{69028}{69056}Come on.
{69066}{69180}Oh, man! Dice, women, booze!|l wish l'd been with you.
{69193}{69236}Viva Las Vegas.
{69263}{69298}Viva Las Vegas, Frank.
{69970}{69994}Hello?
{70024}{70055}Hello, Sally.
{70076}{70119}What are you doing|calling me here?
{70276}{70326}Okay. Okay.
{70364}{70409}l'll see you at eight.
{71328}{71410}l don't know. Teaching's not|worse than any other job.
{71422}{71464}Yes, but it 's no better.
{71493}{71568}Well, quit if you|don't like it, l mean...
{71585}{71618}change your life.
{71631}{71729}That 's it exactly.|l thought l could move to Vegas...
{71744}{71791}and maybe get a job in a casino.
{71802}{71835}And you and l...
{71865}{71932}That 's just not realistic, Pack.
{71956}{72035}l know, but l'm sick|of being realistic.
{72043}{72173}Before l met you, Sally, my life was|a triumph of realism over fantasy...
{72190}{72231}of maturity over passion.
{72252}{72346}My life has been ruined|by a cowering fear of change.
{72383}{72442}You're just getting|a little carried away, l think.
{72456}{72522}Yes, l am, and l like it.
{72575}{72625}l'm in love with you, Sally.
{72732}{72780}Well, there's just|one problem with that.
{72791}{72819}What?
{72952}{72998}l'm not in love with you.
{73060}{73086}You're not?
{73103}{73131}No!
{73183}{73230}Well, l can make you|fall in love with me.
{73240}{73290}lt doesn't work like that.
{73320}{73376}-But you like me.|-Yeah.
{73382}{73459}That 's a start.|That 's enough initially, l mean...
{73472}{73520}l'm a little further ahead than you.
{73535}{73604}You're miles ahead of me.
{73621}{73744}This was just, you know,|like a fuck or two. You'll...
{73761}{73793}You'll see.
{73816}{73886}You'll cool down in a little bit,|things will go back to normal and...
{73892}{73942}l'll go back to Vegas,|and you'll...
{73968}{74058}start teaching again and, you know,|it will just be a memory to you.
{74113}{74155}lt 's not what l want.
{74235}{74272}That 's what l want.
{74429}{74483}And where does it leave us?
{74624}{74683}Well, let 's have supper.
{74702}{74771}l... l ate before l came over.
{74846}{74880}l should go.
{78285}{78310}Frank?
{78418}{78445}Frank?
{78546}{78580}Frank?
{78727}{78762}You stink!
{78925}{78988}You miserable piece of shit!
{79022}{79058}What 's going on?|You're drinking.
{79445}{79515}-l'm sorry, Frank.|-You're sorry?
{79557}{79603}You say you're sorry.
{79658}{79733}And you've ruined|my daughter's fucking life.
{79781}{79827}l haven't ruined her life.
{79923}{79967}You've ruined your life.
{80014}{80077}l'll come back and we'll talk about|this when you've come down.
{80172}{80228}You don't get it, do you?
{80254}{80321}You're finished.|lt 's over.
{80332}{80368}l'm going to see you fry.
{80404}{80481}You turned my daughter|into a whore!
{80488}{80531}That 's ridiculous!
{80572}{80660}You're going to stand there|and deny that to my face?
{80721}{80762}l think something's burning.
{80838}{80879}You pretended to be my friend.
{80914}{80986}-You made a monkey out of me.|-l'm leaving!
{81007}{81095}Sally is not going to see you|anymore. She's grounded.
{81103}{81166}Grounded?|Frank, she's not a child!
{81196}{81234}You're challenging me?
{81250}{81359}You forced sex on my daughter?|Don't you challenge me!
{81364}{81406}Trust me, Frank.|Have dessert and you'll feel better.
{81410}{81488}You know what they call it when a|man forces himself on a young girl?
{81498}{81563}-Just punch me.|-Do you know what they call it?
{81568}{81666}-l didn't force anything on Sally.|-Rape, that 's what they call it.
{81674}{81722}They call it...|They call it rape.
{81739}{81789}Get it out of your system.|Punch me, kick me or something.
{81793}{81840}l don't even need to punch you.
{81844}{81906}l've already passed the pictures|to Janet Vanderpour...
{81910}{82003}and l told her about the felon|working in her English department.
{82019}{82085}And l called the police,|and my attorney.
{82093}{82142}And there's going|to be a full investigation...
{82146}{82219}of all the times you told obscene|jokes in front of your class...
{82227}{82305}and of all the times|you forced sex on your students.
{82309}{82370}-Frank, that 's outrageous!|-You're fucked!
{82375}{82403}You're finished.
{82408}{82509}l came here to apologize to you,|to explain what happened in Vegas.
{82523}{82584}This... This is crazy!|l'm leaving.
{82619}{82648}Merry Christmas.
{82708}{82752}Now, get off my property!
{82776}{82840}l thought l was going|to control myself.
{82883}{82975}lverson, you've got to learn|to control yourself!
{83194}{83257}-Eat thls,asshole!|-Nut job!
{83332}{83390}Aren't you lnterested ln hearlng|my slde of the story?
{83394}{83494}Of course,Packard. But we were able|to come to a declslon without you.
{83661}{83712}We're going to need you|to sign a few papers.
{83834}{83899}l don't care.|l don't give a single shit.
{83908}{83953}You can't suspend me|or fine me because...
{83957}{83989}You quit?
{84172}{84248}l feel sorry for you, Janet,|because you spend all day...
{84252}{84323}in your ivory tower looking out|over your kingdom...
{84332}{84412}in your throne, your cast chair|that 's been farted in by...
{84416}{84507}two generations|of vain frustrated administrators.
{84538}{84619}And your kingdom is a third-rate|provincial college...
{84631}{84723}that has whored itself out to the|whims of its ignorant students.
{84731}{84766}Oh, really, Packard?
{84773}{84842}Don't say things now|that you will regret later.
{84853}{84951}Sam, l'm not talking to you.|So kindly shut the fuck up.
{85013}{85105}Janet, the truth is you've|grown old and sold out.
{85109}{85178}You live and breathe|fraud and hypocrisy.
{85196}{85244}You and your kind...
{85249}{85317}cheated the students off their|one opportunity of learning...
{85333}{85415}by giving them diplomas|l wouldn't wipe my ass with.
{85443}{85495}l understand|you're upset, Packard...
{85500}{85612}but it doesn't excuse that kind|of talk. lt 's unprofessional.
{85628}{85695}lt 's unprofessional?|l'll show you unprofessional!
{85747}{85828}Janet, in the vernacular, eat me!
{90591}{90633}Hello, sir.|How are you tonight?
{90639}{90671}Very well, thank you.
{90679}{90732}l pulled you over because your car|is pretty badly damaged.
{90736}{90776}l just wanted to make sure|there wasn't any problem.
{90780}{90842}Well, sir, that was very considerate|of you. There's no problem.
{90857}{90882}Would you do me a favor, sir?
{90892}{90935}Come and talk to me|by the patrol car.
{91086}{91194}-72, 64, 56, 48...|-Now, by sevens.
{91207}{91248}-From where?|-From where you are.
{91273}{91340}41, 35, 28...
{91348}{91401}-21...|-Okay, that 's enough.
{91407}{91444}Approach the car.
{91468}{91507}Hands in front, please.
{91571}{91642}Here's the story. You didn't|do well enough to let you go.
{91646}{91686}l'll have to take you down|for a blood test.
{91705}{91767}But, officer, l've had one beer.|l'm not drunk.
{91783}{91855}The rule is if it 's detectable,|it 's bookable. Zero tolerance.
{91863}{91907}-l hope you're pleased...|-lt 's not that bad.
{91911}{91962}lt 's not a felony.|This is your first offense, right?
{91986}{92055}There isn't any offense. You|haven't convicted me of anything.
{92059}{92145}Look, Mr. Schmidt, it 's no big deal.|Most jobs won't fire you for D.U.l.
{92155}{92216}The jail part you can do|on weekends. That 's easy.
{92221}{92303}And you can get your license back in|a year if you go to AA once a week.
{92308}{92367}-l'm not an alcoholic.|-lt doesn't matter.
{92371}{92431}lt 's very important you tell them|you're an alcoholic.
{92438}{92475}They'll go easier on you.
{92479}{92540}They just hate people who|won't admit they're alcoholics.
{93034}{93060}Sally...
{93076}{93116}-Hl.|-Hi.
{93170}{93227}How did Frank get those photos?
{93268}{93343}Well, l... l brought|them back to give to him.
{93347}{93404}That was the whole point...
{93418}{93494}but then l felt bad because|l didn't want to hurt you, so...
{93498}{93563}l threw them away,|but he found them anyway.
{93671}{93712}Don't you believe me?
{93755}{93803}l don't understand.
{93852}{93890}What did Frank do to you?
{94082}{94120}l'm so miserable.
{94152}{94226}l just wish l were dead.
{94262}{94317}No, don't say that, Sally.
{94338}{94384}You weren't doing|anything stupid, were you?
{94418}{94466}lt wouldn't be the first time.
{94523}{94552}l love you.
{94562}{94646}l just wish l was at work|for Christmas, l mean...
{94651}{94706}At least there you get paid|when you get fucked.
{94735}{94820}-No swearlng on the phone.|-Who was that?
{94861}{94906}l'm in jail.
{94912}{94941}Why?
{94970}{95022}D.U.l.
{95083}{95139}You really do have shit for luck.
{95235}{95267}l have to see you, Sally.
{95305}{95352}l don't think that 's a good idea.
{95370}{95439}l have to see you.|l get out today.
{95459}{95531}l can't.|Sorry.
{96334}{96399}You've reached|the lverson resldence.
{96411}{96438}Leave us a message.
{96540}{96594}l'm going to go get some|take out from Wallace...
{96598}{96652}and when l get back|l expect this tree...
{96659}{96720}to be dressed and beautiful.
{96783}{96830}lt 's not even Christmas anymore.
{96907}{96949}What do you think l am?
{96958}{96988}A turd...
{97005}{97066}a piece of shit that you can...
{97084}{97177}scrape from your shoe|and forget about.
{97219}{97273}Don't you think l know|what you've been up to...
{97277}{97371}the games you've been playing,|toying with me?
{97386}{97414}Well, that 's going to stop now.
{97470}{97560}You're mine,|and you're going to stay mine...
{97572}{97621}until l decide otherwise.
{97651}{97688}You challenge me...
{97707}{97738}l'll win.
{97755}{97790}l always do.
{97906}{97943}And don't try to run away...
{97951}{98016}'cause l'll run after you|and bring you back.
{98124}{98161}There's your tree.
{98289}{98324}Here's your tree.
{98455}{98492}Enjoy yourself.
{100906}{100923}Sally?
{105328}{105372}Be quiet! Be quiet!
{105414}{105447}Be quiet!
{105602}{105669}That 's R-l-M-B-A-U-D?
{105685}{105713}No.
{105724}{105753}R-A-M...
{105790}{105826}B-O.
{106067}{106101}Yeah, that will do it.
{106157}{106201}-A little nervous?|-Yeah.
{106209}{106284}Well, get your hat. Let 's get ready.|You should be nervous, you know.
{106298}{106391}lt 's a big commitment, marriage.|l was married 3 times.
{106439}{106546}l don't put the glue on anymore.|lt smells, and girls don't like it.
{106587}{106614}Okay?
{106840}{106867}This way.
{106890}{106935}You stand right over there.
{107760}{107787}You look good.
{107811}{107846}Thanks.
{107881}{107941}Okay, let 's see here.
{107990}{108018}Do you...
{108047}{108074}What happened?
{108091}{108123}Must 've blown a fuse.
{108127}{108155}Can you fix it?
{108235}{108261}Got a flashlight.
{108265}{108303}That 's atmospheric.
{108391}{108467}Do you, Packard Schmidt...
{108475}{108540}take this woman to be|your lawfully wedded wife?
{108547}{108572}l do.
{108644}{108673}Do you...
{108693}{108772}Sally lverson, take this man to be|your lawfully wedded husband?
{108817}{108841}Yes.
{108903}{108930}Okay.
{108951}{108991}Bring the rings, please.
{109010}{109047}There they are.
{109148}{109222}l now pronounce you man and wife.
{109292}{109332}You may kiss your bride.
{109379}{109435}Oh, no, not on the lips.
{109697}{109738}Beautiful!
{109987}{110051}Ever tried to get work|as a Tom Jones impersonator?
{110079}{110110}lmpossible.
{110138}{110220}This town,|this country is all about Elvis.
{110255}{110296}Elvis, Elvis, Elvis.
{110349}{110383}Makes me sick.
{110449}{110480}He was a weak man.
{110516}{110559}Fat weak coward.
{110623}{110652}Well...
{110656}{110719}now, Tom Jones, he's the one.
{110745}{110830}He's a real man.|He's the real fucking deal.
{110843}{110907}You'll never see Tom Jones|doped out of his mind...
{110911}{110988}laying on his back in bed, eating|mashed potatoes with his hands...
{110992}{111031}crying for his mama.
{111088}{111127}''Mama! Mama!''
{111164}{111193}No.
{111217}{111300}l mean, they don't call|Tom Jones ''the King'' though.
{111306}{111363}They don't put his face on a stamp.
{111370}{111442}Perhaps, when he's dead,|he'll be more fully appreciated.
{111446}{111482}He'll never die.
{111503}{111554}Pussy keeps men young,|you know that.
{111567}{111631}Tom Jones get more pussy|than the king of England.
{111665}{111716}He'll live to be about 2OO.
{111723}{111767}Like Moses.
{111771}{111835}Exactly.|Like Moses.
{111943}{111968}Hello?
{111975}{112064}Hi, Samantha. Yeah, we're just in|the limo, on the way to the airport.
{112070}{112106}Going to Hawaii.
{112199}{112258}Can't it wait until we get back?
{112289}{112314}Okay, l'll ask.
{112319}{112358}Can we stop by to see|a girlfriend of mine?
{112363}{112413}She wants to give us our|wedding present before we go.
{112417}{112497}-Of course. l remember Samantha.|-Yeah, we'll be there in a second.
{112514}{112541}Bye.
{112590}{112653}-That 's another stop.|-You do just a quick one.
{112706}{112733}Fine.
{112868}{112893}Wait!
{112998}{113055}-Hi, Samantha.|-l'm so sorry.
{113101}{113131}What are you doing here?
{113137}{113192}l'm not going to let|my daughter marry a rapist.
{113212}{113279}-You're a sick man, Frank!|-Get back in that car!
{113291}{113363}-ln the front seat.|-Hey, clown, put the gun away.
{113391}{113442}-Don't talk back.|-What the fuck is this?
{113447}{113486}Don't talk back.
{114036}{114135}Frank, this is ridiculous!|You have to stop it!
{114160}{114252}This guy's not gonna shoot anybody.|l know a coward when l see one.
{114256}{114294}Would you shut up?
{114318}{114342}Stop the car.
{114679}{114740}-Frank, this has gone far enough.|-What are you doing?
{114744}{114808}Don't stop the car. Keep moving|or l'll shoot you, goddamn it.
{114812}{114849}Oh, you're not|gonna shoot anybody.
{114861}{114919}Frank, you're a coach,|not a murderer. Put the gun away.
{114923}{114988}You don't think l have|the balls to kill you, do you?
{114995}{115026}-l'm not saying that.|-l am!
{115030}{115113}-Would you shut the fuck up?|-Look, they guy's sweating.
{115129}{115178}He's not gonna kill anybody.|He's never killed anybody.
{115185}{115229}You think l'm yellow, right?
{115243}{115279}-Yeah.|-Shut up!
{115315}{115394}You don't think l can do it, do you?|You don't think l can!
{115409}{115472}Well, watch this, Mr. Smart Guy!
{115487}{115526}Ah, Frank! Christ!
{115770}{115811}What is wrong with you?
{115891}{115925}lt 's a toy gun!
{115959}{116035}lt 's a pellet gun!|lt takes 5 days to get a real one.
{116044}{116076}Fucking democrats!
{116087}{116163}You know what, it 's just like a|coward to have a goddamn toy gun!
{116167}{116275}lt 's not a toy gun! You can put|someone's eye out with one of these!
{116279}{116360}-lt says so in the fucking box!|-Get the fuck out of my car.
{116387}{116462}-What are you doing?|-l'm gonna shoot your eye.
{116476}{116513}-Don't be stupid, Frank.|-You're fucking disgusting, Frank.
{116518}{116575}l'm gonna shoot your eye out!
{116641}{116689}l'm gonna shoot your eye out!
{116701}{116741}-Disgusting!|-All right.
{116745}{116810}-l'm going to shoot you in the eye.|-Just take it easy.
{116814}{116873}Take it easy.|Take it easy!
{116884}{116913}l'm letting go.
{116917}{116984}You don't want to shoot anybody.|Just take it easy.
{116988}{117013}Just take it...|All right.
{117017}{117076}-That 's not a real gun!|-You're a little late.
{117081}{117138}-Stand back, Sally.|-l'm going to shoot your dick off!
{117155}{117217}Take it easy now.|Sally, what the fuck...
{117247}{117304}-Drop the gun.|-l'm gonna shoot your dick off.
{117319}{117380}l wanna shoot his dick off.|Get out of there!
{117391}{117449}You're not gonna shoot...
{117557}{117634}-Two hundred.|-l'm gonna shoot...
{117752}{117808}Shots fired.|Roll medic, roll medic.
{117882}{117929}l'm at the Fremont Experience.|Freemont Experience.
{117933}{117959}Off!
{117969}{118016}Don't touch me.|Don't touch me.
{118068}{118107}Why are you touching me?
{118128}{118163}Sally, no!
{118167}{118226}-Stop it!|-Hey, Sally, that 's enough.
{118369}{118418}Roll medic, roll medic.|Shots fired.
{118455}{118559}Police! Please, clear the area!|Clear the area, please!
{118567}{118602}Clear!
{118921}{118951}Frank?
{119000}{119029}Frank...
{120387}{120480}l'm sorry, Sally.|l'm sorry about everything.
{120623}{120663}What are you gonna do now?
{120708}{120746}l think l'll head West.
{120762}{120810}Drive slowly,|take the back roads.
{120843}{120879}What about you?
{120920}{120975}l have some money|from the insurance, so...
{121002}{121043}l'll probably travel too,|l don't know.
{121099}{121141}lf you'd like,|you can come with me.
{121387}{121484}To be honest, Sally, l suppose|none of it seemed real somehow.
{121956}{122018}-l almost forgot.|-Keep it.
{122049}{122122}No, you're gonna need it someday.|When you find the right person.
{122213}{122260}-Goodbye.|-Goodbye, Sally.
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