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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them.
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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And one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight,
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And one, two, three, four,
go to formation, seven, eight...
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Bah, bah, round, bah,
shoulders, release!
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And one, two, three, four...
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Arliss: There's an old saying,
what you see is what you get.
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I find that to be true.
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With rare exceptions.
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One, two, three, four and hit!
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I love it.
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It's in.
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Have a great night, girls.
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Dancer 1: Yeah!
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Dancer 2: Woo-hoo!
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Tick, tock, tick, tock...
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I thought the party
started at seven.
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Well, seeing as I am the host,
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I thought we should
get there early.
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Oops, um, okay.
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Give me 10 minutes to shower.
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What woman
showers in 10 minutes?
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A professional.
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This is for Elton Brand,
chairman of the backboards.
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And this is for the
future Mrs. Brand?
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Wait, what, I can't hear
you, Arliss, what'd you say?
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I said, is this
for the future...
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Wait, wait, wait, we gotta
go, music's kinda loud...
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So, you can imagine, I had
to change it immediately.
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But it was so ugly.
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I mean, not as ugly
as the other thing...
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She's been trying to get me
to change the team's uniforms.
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Have you seen them?
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Their color is a
pale shade of vomit.
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Tell her, they're traditional.
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So is not making the playoffs.
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Ow.
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Here you go, Jameson neat
for my favorite NBA owner,
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and Cristal for his
much better half.
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Arliss, uh, this is
a fabulous party.
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You really should entertain
at home more often.
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Trust me, he wants something.
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Wants something?
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You guys speak five
times a day, every day,
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for the last 10 years.
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What could you
possibly talk about
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that you haven't
already talked about?
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Um, our trip to Hawaii,
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our Tuesday poker game,
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how he cheats on his handicap?
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Good evening,
Mr. Scott, Mrs. Scott.
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Meredith, I believe
you know Bobbi Gelson.
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I don't recall...
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We've met.
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I'm the team choreographer.
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Oh, yes, you took over for Kat.
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(sighs) I miss Kat.
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Her routines were so...
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creative.
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I... I believe dinner's ready.
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Arliss: Dinner? Shall we?
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Bye, bye. Bye, bye.
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Shelly, thanks a lot.
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How do you know
which keys to hit?
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You leavin' already?
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Yeah, we would stay
later, but you know,
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the boss doesn't want me to
stay out late during the season.
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Who is that? I'll have
to have a chat with him.
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- Later, Mr. Scott.
- 'Night, Elton.
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All right. Good
night, Arliss. Thanks.
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- Good night, Elton. Good night, Seneca.
- Seneca: Good night.
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Good night, Arliss.
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Uh, look... look... look. I want
to talk to you about Elton's deal.
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I knew it. Whenever you
hear Arliss Michaels say
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"It's not about business,"
you can be sure...
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Together: It's about business.
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How long is this gonna take?
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Well, that depends
on your husband.
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He says 90 million,
you're in the car right now.
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Arliss, I can't make a
commitment like that.
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What if I can structure
it in a way that you can?
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Okay, you two wanna
horse-trade all night, fine.
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I prefer to sleep.
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Good night, darling.
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I'll send Joey back
to pick you up later.
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Arliss, dinner was delicious.
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Oh, thank you.
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I guess you're
back into brunettes.
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Good night, Meredith.
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Hmm?
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I'm sorry.
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Shh.
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Get a room!
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Oh, my bad, that's what
you checked in here for.
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'Night, kids.
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Hang on, Arliss.
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Hey.
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Thanks for running interference.
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I owe ya one.
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No, you owe me three,
strokes next week at Riviera.
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Hey, Mr. Scott.
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Get over here, you owe
me a couple of strokes, too.
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Good night, Arliss.
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You were a wonderful date.
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As were you, my dear.
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Good night.
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Arliss: Sometimes
appearances can be deceiving.
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The key is to keep searching
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until you find what
you're looking for.
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Jesus Christ, what are
they givin' away today?
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Two spots?
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You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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Oops!
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(phone ringing)
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Good morning, Stanley.
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Kirby!
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Guess what I did this weekend?
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Finally beat your iMac at chess.
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No, something much sexier.
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So, I go to Vegas.
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And I'm playin' Let It Ride.
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That's a sucker's game.
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Yeah? Well, this
sucker's up 40 grand!
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Jesus.
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I reach a crossroad.
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Do I cash out, or
do I keep goin'?
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Keep going, you're
playing with house money.
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I cashed out.
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I figure now is
the time to make...
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The big move, to do
something really impulsive.
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You spent it on
hookers and blow?
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No!
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Take a gander at this...
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Two hundred and
sixty-eight horsepower.
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Full leather interior.
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Four-speed Geartronic
automatic transmission and...
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Ahhhhhhhh!
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-ohhhh!
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Somethin' wrong?
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(applause)
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But while the current
administration's
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calling for less
government control,
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they are blatantly trying
to dictate what a woman
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can and cannot do
with her own body.
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And that's bullshit!
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All right, Ricky!
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That's right! You keep
your laws off my body!
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(chanting) Keep
your laws off my body!
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Sponsors don't like controversy.
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We lost Frito-Lay,
Minolta, K-Mart...
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Works for me.
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Actually it doesn't. You're
losing a ton of money.
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I make a ton of money.
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Ricky...
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Arliss...
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when I believe a line
judge makes a wrong call,
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do you support me?
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Absolutely.
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Then support me
off the court, too.
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My contracts are negotiable.
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My beliefs are not.
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This was the work
of a deranged mind!
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Some sick, pathologically
perverted miscreant!
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Oh, people suck!
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Why do people suck now?
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Oh, some asshole rammed
into Stanley's new car!
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I deliberately parked
away from everyone else.
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With ample buffer room.
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I'm gonna find the
asshole who did this!
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Oh, God, yes, I
mean, we'll get him!
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Me and you, buddy.
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Yeah, this guy's goin' down!
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Awwgh!
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Senor-Rita.
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Got something for you.
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This check's for PETA,
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And this check's for Paul.
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McCartney.
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He's doing a little
animal rights benefit, so...
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Oh, great.
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Ricky, you are the only
one who puts his money
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where his mouth is.
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Speaking of which,
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some more speaking
requests have come in.
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The Gay and Lesbian Center
want you to present an award...
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and, um... we can
talk about the rest later.
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Okay. I'll be at
the Castillian Club
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around 7:00. So, just mention
my name when you get there.
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Okay. Okay, bye.
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You've got a speaking request
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in my office, now!
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Keep him outta your causes.
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They're his causes, Arliss.
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I just happen to
agree with them.
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Well, why do they all have
to be hot-button issues?
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I mean, what about
computer literacy?
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Then I can get him
a deal with Microsoft.
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You should be glad that for once
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we have an athlete
with a social conscience.
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He's not just taking,
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he's giving back to
the world he's living in.
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Well, how about
giving back to the world
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this office is living in?
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A lot of time and energy
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went into those
endorsement deals.
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(phone rings)
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Arliss Michaels' office.
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One moment, please.
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Lamar.
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Poof!
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(door closing)
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I do hope none of
my towels are missing.
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She's somethin', ain't she?
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Uh, so much so, she
deserves better than you.
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Yeah, she does.
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But, in the meantime, mind if
we use your place again tonight?
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Again? Uh... Look...
Look... Look, Lamar...
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Arliss, you know I can't
go anywhere public.
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My wife's friends
are usin' the condo
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and Bobbi's roommate
works in the front office.
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Do this for me.
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I love you, buddy, but, um...
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don't make me feel like a pimp.
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You're an agent.
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A pimp'd be a step up.
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Thanks.
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(dial tone)
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(heavy rain falling)
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Brrrrrr...
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And it ain't a fit night
out for man nor beast.
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Whoaaaa!
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Oh! Ar... Arliss, I'm sorry.
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I'll... I'll be done in a sec.
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It's okay, it's okay,
take your time.
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Oh... I hope you don't mind,
Lamar gave me the key.
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No, no, it's fine. It's fine.
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Is he here?
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00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,275
No, not yet.
260
00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:15,776
He's at some gallery opening.
261
00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,052
So, honey, how was your day?
262
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,548
Not bad. Only lost about
$100,000 in commissions.
263
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:22,690
And yours?
264
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,615
Mmm, rehearsed our new routine.
265
00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,560
It's very street,
we're gonna kick butt.
266
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,055
Zip me up?
267
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,274
Mmm, you smell good, what is it?
268
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,632
(laughs) Nothing.
269
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,140
Bobbi...
270
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,802
by Bobbi.
271
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,440
(phone rings)
272
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,638
Jocks R Us.
273
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:44,839
Is she there?
274
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,550
What, no "hello"?
275
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:47,652
Guess who?
276
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,482
Hi.
277
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:51,546
Hi, baby.
278
00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:53,617
Sorry, this thing's
running a little long.
279
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:54,686
Oh.
280
00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:55,993
But I'll duck outta here soon.
281
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,855
I'm having some
Thai food delivered.
282
00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,663
Mmm, sounds yummy.
283
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,755
I miss you.
284
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,386
Miss you too. Bye.
285
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,672
Buy a girl a drink?
286
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,554
Mmm... that's delicious.
287
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,353
- Uh-huh.
- Usually I'm not a fan of Spanish food.
288
00:11:23,415 --> 00:11:25,915
Oh, it's not
Spanish, it's Basque.
289
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,685
What's the difference?
290
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:28,763
Well, what's the difference
291
00:11:28,787 --> 00:11:30,657
between northern Italian
and southern Italian?
292
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:31,763
Oh...
293
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:32,824
Both: A lot.
294
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:33,858
Yeah. A lot.
295
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:37,156
(yelling)
296
00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:39,804
(laughing)
297
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:44,573
Ooh... who's he?
298
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,737
That's my friend, Carlos.
299
00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:46,814
But you're out of luck.
300
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:47,982
He's leaving the
country tonight.
301
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,037
That's enough for me.
302
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:52,548
Oh... what time tonight?
303
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,221
I guess I won't need
a drink at the airport.
304
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,376
What time's your flight?
305
00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:56,817
11:00, but I gotta go now.
306
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,782
All right, man. Take care.
307
00:11:58,851 --> 00:11:59,851
Adios.
308
00:12:02,821 --> 00:12:03,861
Bye.
309
00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:06,987
When's he coming back?
310
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,399
Soon... I hope.
311
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:11,461
Have you ever had Izarra?
312
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:13,828
No.
313
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,942
What a collection.
314
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,307
The Wallflowers, Dean Martin,
315
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,776
Patsy Cline...
316
00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:28,305
"Fiddler on the Roof"?
317
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,880
Yeah, well, I played
Tevye in college.
318
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,380
I played Tzeitel.
319
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:33,851
You were Tzeitel?
320
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,059
There weren't any Jewish
girls in Brazos, Texas.
321
00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:38,191
I guess Irish was good enough.
322
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,487
To Anatevka.
323
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:40,558
Tovarish.
324
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,763
L'Chaim.
325
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:42,927
(thunder crash)
326
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,525
- Mm!
- Whoa!
327
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,827
Whoaa!
328
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,969
Reminds me of the time
Lamar and I are at Pebble,
329
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,644
and we got caught
in an electrical storm.
330
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,043
And the sonuvabitch won't quit
331
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,674
because he's two
holes down to me.
332
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:56,109
Funny, when
Lamar tells the story,
333
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,975
you're two holes down to him.
334
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,078
Well, to tell you the
truth, one of us is lying.
335
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:05,117
Mmm, this is good.
336
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,254
You like it?
337
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,588
Yeah, what is it?
338
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:10,993
Uh, chateau de party leftovers.
339
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:13,286
From the vineyards
of tres de jour.
340
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:16,059
Oh, nice...
341
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,298
You know, Lamar talks
about his friend Arliss Michaels
342
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,604
all the time.
343
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,125
- Really?
- Mmm.
344
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,300
What does he say?
345
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,035
I could tell you, but
then I'd have to kill you.
346
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,012
He says you advised
him not to marry Meredith.
347
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,679
Nearly cost me a friendship.
348
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:36,878
Learned a valuable lesson.
349
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,649
When it comes to
matters of the heart,
350
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,747
keep your mouth shut.
351
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,585
So, uh, what about
Arliss Michaels?
352
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,427
How come he never
got married, huh?
353
00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:50,997
Haven't you heard? All
the good ones are taken.
354
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,171
Lamar says he's gonna
leave her, you know.
355
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,039
I know what you're thinking.
356
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,338
No, I mean... you and Lamar
357
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,411
are together now,
what, uh, six months?
358
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,753
You think it might work out?
359
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,548
♪ Please don't talk
about love tonight ♪
360
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:16,621
Show time!
361
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,655
♪ Please don't talk
about sweet love ♪
362
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:20,785
Awww.
363
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,629
♪ Please don't talk
about being true ♪
364
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,125
Wouldn't think of it.
365
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,266
♪ And all the trouble
that we been through ♪
366
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,503
Not we, darling, I...
367
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:32,737
♪ Please don't talk about
all the plans that we had ♪
368
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:36,035
♪ Of fixin' this
broken romance ♪
369
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,908
♪ I want to go where
the people dance ♪
370
00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:41,347
♪ I want some action ♪
371
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,953
♪ I want to live ♪
372
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,016
Maria!
373
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,990
♪ I got so much to give ♪
374
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,462
♪ I want to give it ♪
375
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,221
♪ I want to get some too ♪
376
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,531
Join the club.
377
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,802
♪ Oh oh oh oh I I
love the night life ♪
378
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:57,862
It's your turn now!
379
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:58,960
Oh, that so, dear?
380
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,031
Oh?
381
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,035
♪ On he disco 'round, oh yeah ♪
382
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,742
Oh, we're dancing.
383
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,773
♪ Oh, I love the night life ♪
384
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,409
♪ I've got to boogie
on the disco 'round ♪
385
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,535
Take it!
386
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,479
Party, party, whoo!
387
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,584
Arly McBeal.
388
00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:14,805
Let's go.
389
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,550
(thunder crashes)
390
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,323
(laughing)
391
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,615
Whaaa!
392
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,146
- Fred and Ginger!
- Ohhh!
393
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:28,792
♪♪
394
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,698
♪ Oh, I love the nightlife ♪
395
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,938
♪ I've got to boogie ♪
396
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:42,843
♪ On the disco 'round, oh yeah ♪
397
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,638
- (doorbell)
- (gasp) Finally!
398
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,879
Baby! Kiss me!
399
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,248
Uh, normally, I
would prefer a tip,
400
00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:54,687
- (laughs)
- but money isn't everything.
401
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,193
- Thank you, here.
- (phone rings)
402
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,615
Oh... I'll get that.
403
00:15:59,324 --> 00:16:01,494
Arliss Michaels' residence.
404
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,130
Hey, where are you?
405
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,625
The food just got here.
406
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:08,095
Oh.
407
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,410
Sure, I understand.
408
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,337
Okay.
409
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:18,776
Bye.
410
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:22,953
He's not coming?
411
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,154
I guess that goes
with the territory.
412
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,855
Hey, look.
413
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,694
We've got Thai food.
414
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,229
Why don't you pull up a chair,
415
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,364
and... let's have some dinner?
416
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:40,199
Oh, thanks, you know, um...
417
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,895
I think I'm just gonna go home.
418
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,837
No, no, no no, stay, stay.
419
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,572
I can't eat all these
spring rolls by myself.
420
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,838
I have, like, I've got
a lot of work to do.
421
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,177
Tweaks on the new routine.
422
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,975
Thanks, Arliss.
423
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,517
You're a good friend.
424
00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:02,654
♪ I hold your hand, babe ♪
425
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:06,431
♪ When your playground's empty ♪
426
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:14,999
Oh, Jesus.
427
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,097
Kirby!
428
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,498
Ahhhh! Oh, God!
What are you doing?
429
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:19,810
Seen anyone suspicious?
430
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,182
No, no. I just wanted to
see if he hit any other cars.
431
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:26,352
He won't. This guy's
not a serial hitter.
432
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:28,751
This was a premeditated
act against me.
433
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,684
Maybe it was just an accident.
434
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,889
Come on, an attack this
sophisticated was planned.
435
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:36,492
But don't worry.
We're gonna find him.
436
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,385
Okay.
437
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,285
Just you and me, buddy.
438
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,888
- Just you and me.
- Yeah.
439
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,296
Arliss...
440
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,804
Ever tried this
drink called Izarra?
441
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,896
Oh, it's this liqueur
made from wild flowers
442
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:51,969
from the Pyrenees.
443
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:57,284
Oh! Those wild flowers
make one wild drink!
444
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:59,312
Fascinating.
445
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,508
What have you got?
446
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,809
Oh, uh, Ricky wants to do a PSA
447
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,421
for Mothers Against
Drunk Driving.
448
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,824
Great! There goes
the Zima account!
449
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,616
Arliss, the man has principles.
450
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,128
Shouldn't he be
allowed to voice them?
451
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,316
No!
452
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,291
No, life's not that easy.
453
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,259
Sometimes, no matter
how much things suck,
454
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,858
you just gotta keep
your mouth shut.
455
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,330
Meaning what?
456
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,798
Meaning...
457
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,097
nothing.
458
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:25,339
(sighs)
459
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,575
Arliss!
460
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,053
Did we have lunch planned?
461
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,861
No, no, I was in the
neighborhood, so, I thought I'd...
462
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,690
Listen, thanks for
entertaining Bobbi last night.
463
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:37,715
I couldn't escape.
464
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,089
I gotta tell you, when
you didn't show up,
465
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,217
she was plenty bummed.
466
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,295
I know, three hours with
you. I'll make it up to her.
467
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,961
She thinks you're
serious about her.
468
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,062
I am serious about her.
469
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:46,903
Oh, like you were serious
about the weather girl,
470
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,255
the masseuse, the yogi...
471
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,457
This one's different.
472
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,508
Lamar, you know it's not
gonna work out, so, why do you...
473
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,610
What are you so worried about?
474
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,311
If you don't want us to use
the house anymore, fine.
475
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,033
That's not it. I mean,
what about Meredith?
476
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,381
Sooner or later
she's gonna find out.
477
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,042
If that day comes,
I'll deal with it.
478
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,414
That's not what I mean.
479
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,912
- What do you mean?
- I mean I...
480
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,544
I'm sorry, I just don't like it.
481
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,839
These girls have been
rehearsing this routine for a week.
482
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,111
They're performing it tonight.
483
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,179
No, they're not.
484
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:09,346
It's too ghetto.
485
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,554
It's dance. It's
my interpretation.
486
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,617
I'm not gonna pull it.
487
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:13,824
I think you are.
488
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:16,085
With all due
respect, Mrs. Scott,
489
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,294
this is not your decision.
490
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:18,386
Oh, it isn't?
491
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,457
Let's get outta here.
492
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,931
Lamar? Lamar, honey.
493
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,303
Would you remind this
employee of her position?
494
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,303
Yes... what exactly
is my position?
495
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,497
Uh...
496
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,042
Let's take this
back to my office.
497
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,614
Arliss, I know
she's your girlfriend,
498
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,342
but she's overstepping
her authority.
499
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,337
Me? You wouldn't know a
dance step from a doorstep.
500
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,110
Bobbi, don't make it personal.
501
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:41,908
I think it's very personal.
502
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,076
Okay, here's what we'll do.
503
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,631
We'll postpone the
routine for tonight
504
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:49,523
and re-evaluate it later.
505
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,018
That's not acceptable.
506
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,387
Maybe we can find
the middle ground.
507
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:58,199
Sorry... I'm tired of being
in the middle ground.
508
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,231
Bobbi...
509
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,265
It's over.
510
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,808
Good riddance.
511
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,513
Let's go, sweetheart.
512
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,750
Ray Lewis: That's
an African elephant.
513
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:17,975
Kirby: Really?
514
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,080
Yeah.
515
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,961
Do you know the difference
between an African elephant
516
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,216
and an Indian elephant?
517
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,457
Location?
518
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:24,622
No.
519
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,930
The African
elephant has big ears.
520
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,162
Oh. (laughs) Listen, uh, Ray,
521
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:32,527
um, how much
longer does this go on?
522
00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:34,167
Only about two or
three more hours.
523
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,532
(elephant cries)
524
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,800
Kirby?
525
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:37,938
Can I see you outside?
526
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,073
I found the...
527
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,007
stapler I was looking for.
528
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,783
Oh. Yes, um, Ray,
529
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:44,842
keep it goin'.
530
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,020
Uh, I'll be back
in just a minute.
531
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,654
But, definitely keep it...
532
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,779
Stanley: That's it.
533
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:52,980
That's the one.
534
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,251
I measured that
scratch on the bumper.
535
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,760
Left side, same width,
536
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:57,922
Same height.
537
00:20:57,989 --> 00:20:59,419
That's the perpetrator.
538
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,461
Now, sweet justice!
539
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:03,997
What are you planing to do?
540
00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,132
Don't worry.
541
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,997
I took out full
collision coverage.
542
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,526
Oh... Wait, Stanley.
543
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,181
Th... There's something
I should tell you.
544
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,273
Fasten your seat belt.
545
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:13,937
We're in for a bumpy ride.
546
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,265
- Yee-hah!
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
547
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,381
Aah!
548
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,442
(laughing)
549
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,444
Ow, Stanley, fuck!
550
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,611
That's right, fuck him!
551
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:23,649
Fuck you, buddy! You and
me, buddy! You and me!
552
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,015
My neck!
553
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,593
Oh, fuck!
554
00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:30,091
No, no no no, no! Stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop!
555
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,255
(thud)
556
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,393
Shit!
557
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,357
Those motherfuckers
knocked my car.
558
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,397
Go! Go, go, go!
559
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,734
Hey, they hit my damn car!
560
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,029
Did anybody see
who hit my damn car?
561
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,171
Jesus Christ!
562
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,566
Yesterday in San Clemente,
563
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,337
local beach-goers discovered
a California gray whale
564
00:21:48,406 --> 00:21:49,706
that had beached itself.
565
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:52,335
(music playing) ♪ I love the
night life, I've got to boogie ♪
566
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:57,220
♪ On the disco
'round, oh, yeah ♪
567
00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:01,422
♪ Oh, I love the nightlife,
I've got to boogie ♪
568
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,616
Woo!
569
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,762
Hey, Travolta!
570
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,492
I'm trying to get
some work done.
571
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:07,387
- (lowering music)
- Ooh!
572
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:08,789
- Do you mind?
- Mind?
573
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,860
I don't mind.
574
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,698
I don't even mind if
Ricky joins the ACLU
575
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:15,404
and hands out condoms
at the high school prom!
576
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,797
Whoooo!
577
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,568
Have you called Lamar back yet?
578
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,267
I'm not callin'
anybody back today.
579
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:22,508
I'm dancin'! Whoo!
580
00:22:22,574 --> 00:22:23,684
Oh... Ooh!
581
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,123
News anchor: And now, a look
at our top stories of the hour.
582
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,123
A possible disaster
was averted today
583
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,885
in the Basque region of Spain
584
00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:37,123
when a would-be
terrorist's plan went awry.
585
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,829
His homemade explosive
detonated in his car,
586
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:41,591
killing him instantly.
587
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,830
The individual, Carlos Salazar,
588
00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:46,255
was believed to be a
member of the Basque ETA,
589
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:49,431
a terrorist group fighting
for independence from Spain.
590
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,041
Carlos?
591
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:55,842
I miss his laugh.
592
00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:59,179
Carlos had a great laugh.
593
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,054
Yeah, he did.
594
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,376
Ricky, did you know?
595
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,545
I know I lost a
friend today, yes.
596
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,921
No, I mean about...
597
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,790
See this?
598
00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:20,103
It's Picasso.
599
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:21,865
His recreation of a town
600
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,743
that lost its independence
when Franco bombed it.
601
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:27,713
2,000 innocent
Basque civilians killed.
602
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:31,778
Carlos was very
passionate about his people.
603
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,253
And you, Ricky?
604
00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:37,252
Are you passionate
about his people?
605
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:39,815
I help lots of worthy causes.
606
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,445
With words,
607
00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:42,919
with money,
608
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:43,988
with...
609
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:46,255
I help lots of worthy causes,
610
00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:47,994
including yours.
611
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,960
Mine don't include terrorism.
612
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:52,129
Terrorism?
613
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,736
Carlos thought himself
a freedom fighter.
614
00:23:57,736 --> 00:23:58,836
The same way the Israelis
615
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,184
thought themselves
freedom fighters.
616
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:01,215
The same way the Palestinians
617
00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:02,639
think themselves
freedom fighters.
618
00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:05,277
The same way the
colonists in America
619
00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:06,813
thought themselves
freedom fighters.
620
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,808
This is not the same thing.
621
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,950
Why, 'cause you don't agree?
622
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:13,216
Or should I only help the
causes that you agree with?
623
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,245
Innocent people
don't die in my causes.
624
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:21,193
Now, some people
might disagree with that.
625
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,089
For in America,
we have that right.
626
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:27,366
Are you equating
terrorism with abortion?
627
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,370
I'm defending freedom.
628
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:38,478
(door slamming)
629
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:43,145
(whistling)
630
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,349
(doorbell)
631
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,819
Hi.
632
00:24:48,853 --> 00:24:50,093
Hi, Arliss.
633
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,015
Um... oh... you left this.
634
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,730
Oh, thanks.
635
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,432
I wanted to see
how you were doin'.
636
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:57,263
Oh... I'm... I'm good.
637
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,029
Actually, I'm great.
638
00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:00,197
Come in.
639
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,295
You are great.
640
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:03,666
I mean, um, I don't mean to say
641
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:04,945
that I'm happy about
what happened.
642
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:08,070
But, um, you know, like you
were saying, the two of you,
643
00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:11,539
um... I mean, that was some
scene on the basketball court.
644
00:25:11,609 --> 00:25:12,639
Yeah.
645
00:25:12,711 --> 00:25:14,561
Well, I mean, it was bound
to happen sooner or later.
646
00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:17,219
The important thing is that, uh, we
can get on with the rest of your life.
647
00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:18,978
Hey, Arliss, where
the hell you been?
648
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:20,490
Been trying to call you.
649
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:22,792
He came to check up
on me, isn't that sweet?
650
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,124
I'm glad you're here.
651
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,219
So, do you wanna
tell him or should I?
652
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:29,062
I left Meredith.
653
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,157
What?
654
00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:31,858
She's not the one I love.
655
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,802
So, I guess we won't be
needing your place anymore, huh?
656
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:43,808
(laughs) Well, Arliss,
what do you think?
657
00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:50,616
♪ Time after time ♪
658
00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:53,152
I'd like to thank
you all for coming.
659
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,218
Particularly my
pal, Arliss Michaels,
660
00:25:55,286 --> 00:25:57,186
our host, who warned me
661
00:25:57,255 --> 00:26:00,155
that if I continued my
senseless behavior,
662
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,785
I might lose my
lovely bride-to-be.
663
00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:06,461
And for that dose of
truth, I'll be forever grateful.
664
00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:07,771
Thanks, Arliss.
665
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:11,842
Guests: Hear, hear.
666
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:15,443
Arliss: There's an old saying,
"What you see is what you get."
667
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,277
I find that to be true...
668
00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:19,242
with rare exceptions.
669
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:23,820
Thanks, I'm proud to help
win this Davis Cup for America.
670
00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:26,322
You know, uh...
671
00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:28,354
sometimes I talk too
much and piss people off.
672
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,520
But... you know,
sometimes, I don't know,
673
00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:34,129
I feel in my heart it's
the right thing to do, so...
674
00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:37,702
And sometimes no matter
how much things suck...
675
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,632
you keep your mouth shut.
676
00:26:39,697 --> 00:26:41,827
USA, baby, right here!
677
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,340
Oh...
678
00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:49,605
mash me a salmon puff.
679
00:26:49,674 --> 00:26:51,144
You and me, buddy. You and me.
680
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,379
Aaaah... gah!
681
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,105
♪ Showing you ♪
682
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,784
Miss?
683
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:05,961
♪ And time after time ♪
684
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:07,964
♪ You hear me ♪
685
00:27:08,026 --> 00:27:09,456
Hi, Tevye.
686
00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:11,357
Hi, Tzeitel.
687
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:13,159
Was that true?
688
00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:15,001
Was what true?
689
00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:16,896
You warned Lamar?
690
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,298
I guess.
691
00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:21,570
What did you say?
692
00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:24,779
I could tell you, but
then I'd have to kill you.
693
00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,416
Hey... don't steal my girl.
694
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,516
Arliss: The great
comic, George Burns,
695
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:34,585
Was once asked,
696
00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:36,449
"What's the secret
to your success?"
697
00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,391
"Sincerity," he replied.
698
00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:40,886
Once you can fake
that, you've got it made.
699
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,489
Hey, Arliss, check it out.
700
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,560
What?
701
00:27:43,628 --> 00:27:44,778
Check her out.
702
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:45,930
Yeah.
703
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,727
Do your boy a favor, all right?
704
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,099
Keep my girl busy while I
go talk to her for a minute.
705
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:54,269
(chuckles)
706
00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:57,383
♪ And time after time ♪
707
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:58,642
♪ You'll hear me ♪
708
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,050
Arliss: My name
is Arliss Michaels.
709
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:03,182
I represent athletes.
710
00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:05,948
These are my stories.
711
00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:12,086
♪ To be loving ♪
712
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,687
♪ You ♪
713
00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:19,729
♪♪
714
00:28:19,779 --> 00:28:24,329
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