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♪ ♪
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Arliss (narrating):
For most of us,
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the dream of
becoming a champion,
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remains a fantasy.
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(screaming)
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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we live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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(water splashing)
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My name is Arliss Michaels,
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I represent athletes,
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these are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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Arliss (narrating): No one
knows the inner landscape
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of the athlete's mind,
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the mental preparation
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for the crucial
moment of competition.
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Where do they go within?
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Where do they go to win?
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(applause)
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Announcer: That puts
Penny at 400 for today,
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600 for the tournament.
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With 36 holes to play,
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Penny has a comfortable
six stroke lead.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Bully for Bullock!
Bully for Bullock!
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Our client is hot, hot, hot!
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Hey, Das Boot, what
are you looking for?
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Real food.
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They give away
the noisiest snacks.
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I took a bite during
Karrie Webb's back swing
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- and she almost killed me.
- C'mon, let's go see Penny.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Penny, you're
off to a great start.
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This could be the tournament
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that gets you in
the Hall of Fame.
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Shush, don't jinx it,
you'll anger the golf gods.
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Michelle McGann, you've
been on tour 12 years,
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you think Penny's
ready for the haul?
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Doesn't matter what I think.
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In the LPGA, you win
enough tournaments,
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you're automatically
in, unlike baseball.
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Which is why we don't
play baseball, right?
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- That, and I couldn't wear my signature hat.
- Right.
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Well, listen, thank you both
and good luck to you ladies.
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Thank you very much.
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Hi.
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Here you go.
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Now it'll go straight.
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Penny, Penny, Penny, my love,
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I might have some very
interesting news for you later.
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Can you sign this, Penny?
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It's for a guy in a
wheelchair named Armando.
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Oh.
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So, I'll call you at the hotel.
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I'm not staying at a
hotel, I'm staying at Rita's.
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Why? I could get you a
suite at the Four Seasons.
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Arliss, I am on the road
10 months out of the year.
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And I stay with
friends whenever I can.
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And they're all out of town,
so, I'm staying with Rita.
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Oh, ha-ha. Thanks.
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(chuckles)
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So, what's up?
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Let's just say that soon
a Penny Bullock signature
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might be worth 150
acres and 18 holes?
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Are you talking about what
I think you're talking about?
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We don't have to do this
now, we can talk later.
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No, no, no, I want
to talk about it now.
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- It can wait.
- No, it can't wait!
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Jake, Jake. I'll see you.
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- I am.
- You really interested?
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- Yes, I do.
- You really want to know?
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You know, that's a great suit.
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You never talk about
my clothes, now tell me,
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what's up?
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I'm meeting with
Ted Leonsis later.
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He owns the Washington Wizards,
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he owns the Washington Capitols.
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And let's just say he
needs a Hall-of-Famer...
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to design your own golf course.
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A golf course?
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What the hell I need
a golf course for?
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Ted, you're the marketing
genius behind AOL,
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big winner,
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you own the Capitols,
fine young hockey team.
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But, you also own the Wizards.
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There's where you
could use a little help.
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That's why I brought
in Michael Jordan.
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Yeah, but, he's in an office,
you want him on the court.
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So, if you build a golf course
next to the basketball court...
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You know, Arliss, that's
so stupid, it's genius.
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He can work on his short
game during halftime.
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Exactly!
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So, which Hall-of-Famer you
gonna get to design it for me?
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Nicklaus, Palmer?
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- Penny Bullock.
- Who?
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In 48 hours, Penny Bullock will be
going into the LPGA Hall of Fame.
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A woman designing a golf course?
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C'mon, Arliss, she gonna
put a bathroom on every hole?
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Ted, think of the PR.
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Washington's first
female-designed golf course.
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PC in DC, that works.
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So... we have a deal?
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Sure.
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But only if she makes
the Hall of Fame.
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No problem.
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Kirby, check this out.
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(dramatic music plays)
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The year was 1946,
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Kid Shaleen, better
known as the K.O. Kid
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was a raw-boned middleweight.
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He could've been
champion for a long time.
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But, here fate and
the mob intervened.
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- I never heard of this guy.
- It gets better.
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Man (on TV): See, Kid went up
against Bones La Rue for the title
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and Bones had friends in Vegas.
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You know the kind, who
bet only on sure things.
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And that night, Bones
was the sure thing.
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What are you watching?
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Isn't there a ball game on?
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Only the Kid didn't care.
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He pounded Bones into
rosin and won the belt,
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but his victory celebration
was short-lived, literally,
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because the next
day they found him,
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beaten to death,
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his face bearing indentations
from that championship belt,
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and a ruby lodged in his temple.
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That belt, the murder weapon,
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was never ever found.
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So, Latrell, let me guess,
you've got the movie rights.
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Oh, I've got even
better than that.
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Ah!
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Holy fuck, where'd
you get that?!
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I knew a guy who knew
a guy who knew a guy.
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But, don't worry, he's dead too.
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Get that the hell out of here!
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Arliss, at great personal
sacrifice to myself,
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I'm willing to let you
take this off my hands
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for say, 10k.
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Are you nuts?!
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Don't look at me.
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I got two ex-wives, man.
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That's alimony
coming out of my ass.
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I'll tell you what, $950,
huh? $950 out the door.
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No, no, no, no!
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Arliss, c'mon, baby!
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Latrell, that's a murder weapon!
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I didn't see it, I didn't
see it. Kirby take care of it.
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Kirby, for him, $950,
but for you, baby boy,
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nine even.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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It's a collector's item.
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Get that away! I
don't want to see that!
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(indistinct chatter)
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She's with a guy?
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"Enquirer" owes her an apology.
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- (dog barking)
- (wind chime clanging)
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Arliss, what are you doing?
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Did you break my wind chime?
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- Let me in, I got great news.
- Shh!
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Just tell her tomorrow,
she's already packed it in.
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Packed it in? I just saw her.
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Penny needs her rest, she's
gotta win this tournament.
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Okay, spill it, I saw him.
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What, him?
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Him, the reason you're
hemming and hawing, him.
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There are no hims, only hers.
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She's, us.
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Okay, you don't want
to tell me anything?
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Fine, here.
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I do want to tell you something.
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You can buy me a new wind
chime at Target, thank you.
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Uh-uh!
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What is that?
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That is the left
sneaker that Wilt wore
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when he scored 100
points against the Knicks.
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Yeah, I'd rather have the
left sneaker that Wilt wore
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when he scored with 100
women after the game.
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Look, I, uh, I gotta leave
for a couple of hours.
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Cover for me?
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Oh, I can't.
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I gotta take Marion
Jones out to lunch.
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Where you going?
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Airport Hilton.
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There's an afro-American
sports memorabilia show out there.
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I hear someone may be
selling the right sneaker.
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Ever hear of Kid Shaleen?
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Kid Shaleen, 1919 to 1946.
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41-0, well, 41-1,
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if you count the beating he took
with his own championship belt.
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How much you think
that belt would be worth?
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Kid Shaleen's belt?
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$15,000, $20,000.
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But no one's ever found it.
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Would you pay that?
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In a heartbeat.
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I'd display it, where...?
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Hmm, right there.
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Right next to my first edition
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Joe Frazier and the
Knockouts' gold record,
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"My Love is like
a Knockout Drop."
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Why do you ask?
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Kekee, where are the cigars?
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I'm down to my
last Monte Cristo.
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The customs agent
found my cousin's stash.
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The good news is
he likes Monte Cristos,
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the bad news, they were yours.
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Soon! So, when?
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Maybe.
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May I help you?
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Ooh, look at all
these celebrities, huh?
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You know, once I caught somebody
stalking Brad Pitt. Mm-hmm.
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They had me on
"Entertainment Tonight."
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Yeah, the girls in
the office loved that.
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Although, next time, I
will be wearing makeup.
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Abe Donovan, U.S. Marshal.
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You got a minute?
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Look, the cable guy
gave me those stations.
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You know who this is?
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Should I?
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Two-bit coke dealer
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convicted of of trafficking
about 22 years ago,
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currently a fugitive
from justice.
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Wouldn't know him.
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Mmm. Think Penny Bullock might?
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Penny Bullock?
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Mm-hmm.
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With a felon?
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Penny once gave herself a
three-stroke penalty on one hole
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and she was playing by herself.
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What if the felon
was her father?
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Her father.
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Mmm.
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I was scrolling
through our open cases,
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and lo and behold,
Jake Bullock popped up.
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Now he's recently
been spotted at L.A.X.
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Huh.
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See, I'm thinking he's in town
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to see his daughter
make the Hall of Fame.
254
00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:40,638
What do you think?
255
00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:43,106
I think I don't know.
256
00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,505
I think I'm gonna
catch him this weekend.
257
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,178
Look, if you do,
258
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:50,076
could you do his daughter a
favor and try to keep it quiet?
259
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,989
Quiet? (laughs) Are you kidding?
260
00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,892
A collar like this'll
get me on Larry King.
261
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,224
Might even get me a book deal.
262
00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,258
Say, you know a good agent?
263
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,434
(cackling)
264
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:04,463
So, there is nothing you can
tell me about Jake Bullock?
265
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,798
Sorry.
266
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,167
But I assure you that Arliss
Michaels' Management
267
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,136
has always been on
the right side of the law.
268
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,741
(inhales deeply)
269
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:19,549
Mmm, smells good.
270
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:21,706
Cuban?
271
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,934
Hey, you with the
glasses, in my office now!
272
00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,568
So, where did you
hide Daddy last night,
273
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,937
under the couch?
274
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,275
I don't know what
you're talking about.
275
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:50,206
That was a United
States Marshal.
276
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,606
Are you familiar with the
term "aiding and abetting?"
277
00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,108
I have not been
aiding and abetting.
278
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,081
I've been assisting
communication.
279
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,990
Assisting communication?
280
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,392
Penny and her father
send me mail here,
281
00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:03,964
and then I forward it onto them.
282
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,063
You did what?
283
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,994
Why are you looking so paranoid?
284
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,829
You think that Marshal planted
a bug in here or something?
285
00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:14,627
Arliss, this is her
father, she adores him.
286
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,770
I don't care. I've got a
business to consider.
287
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:17,865
I adore it.
288
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,167
I was very careful.
289
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,248
I disguised my handwriting, I
used plain brown envelopes.
290
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:24,413
This is over, we are
no longer a postal hub.
291
00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:27,406
From this point on, you will
never see or assist him again.
292
00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:28,549
Arliss...
293
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,234
Rita, if you wanna go to
jail, that's your business.
294
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,149
But you're not taking
this office down with you.
295
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:38,564
Okay, I'm going to
meet Zach Thomas now.
296
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,826
Remember, you're picking him up,
297
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,734
Zach Thomas, that is.
298
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,466
$4,800, $4,900, $5,000.
299
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,752
(chuckles) Wonderful.
300
00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:48,971
Yeah.
301
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,344
There you go.
302
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,512
- Kirby, it's a pleasure doing business with you.
- Yeah.
303
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:56,637
Kirby, I was just curious.
304
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,279
I can't talk, got to...
305
00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,654
Arliss needs me.
306
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,782
You asked me
earlier about that belt.
307
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,347
Do you know where it is?
308
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:04,445
I have no idea.
309
00:13:04,516 --> 00:13:06,216
Arliss, I'm here!
310
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,585
Shut the door? Sure, yeah, okay.
311
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,894
Hey, Stanley.
312
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,316
Marion Jones!
313
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,591
How's the golden
girl of track and field?
314
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,200
Just coming to have
lunch with Kirby.
315
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,762
He's taking me
out for my birthday.
316
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:18,900
Happy birthday.
317
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,634
Actually, it was two months ago.
318
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,469
It's taken Kirby a
while to get around to it.
319
00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:24,104
He's in with Arliss,
I'll go tell him.
320
00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:27,609
Kirby, Marion Jones is here.
321
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,013
Oh, hey!
322
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,244
Marion!
323
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,279
Happy birthday.
324
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,214
Where is Arliss?
325
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,510
Oh, he couldn't make it.
326
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,431
- Before you leave, I have a question for you.
- Sorry, we're late.
327
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:38,889
You know, Kirby, if
this is not a good time,
328
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,057
we can have lunch
at another time.
329
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,225
No, Stanley's been hanging
out at this memorabilia show
330
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,564
and he's kind of wound up.
331
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:44,662
The show at the airport?
332
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,093
I'm going tomorrow.
333
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,728
Really, you're into memorabilia?
334
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,903
Oh, yeah, medals, trophies,
all that championship stuff.
335
00:13:49,928 --> 00:13:51,158
I'm a big collector.
336
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,630
Oh, my.
337
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,128
Let me ask you, have you heard
of a guy named Kid Shaleen?
338
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,640
Kid Shaleen?
339
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,072
Are you kidding?
340
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:02,412
(upbeat music playing)
341
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,488
Okay, Zach, you look great.
342
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:18,163
Arliss, I'm nervous,
what if nobody shows up?
343
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:21,163
Zach, anyone would be
happy to put their money
344
00:14:21,226 --> 00:14:22,696
where your mouth is.
345
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,100
Looks like someone showed up.
346
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,036
Okay, I think I can try this.
347
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,402
(moaning)
348
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:35,472
Hey, where you going?
349
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,611
If you must know,
to the ladies' room.
350
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,177
Would you like to know exactly
what I'm going to be doing there?
351
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,506
Yes.
352
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,381
That is just...
353
00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:12,178
Interesting place to meet.
354
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,079
Jake.
355
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:17,217
A U.S. Marshal's
been buzzing around.
356
00:15:17,282 --> 00:15:18,722
He came to the office.
357
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,924
Did you see Penny fade
that three wood on the 14th?
358
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,217
It was a thing of beauty.
359
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:24,988
Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
360
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,927
She just needs one more win.
361
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,103
The Hall of
Fame. My little girl.
362
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,732
It means so much to her
that you were in the gallery,
363
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,668
but you can't go back.
364
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,103
Like hell.
365
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,298
I'm gonna be there for her.
366
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,509
You're always
there for her, Jake.
367
00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:42,311
Even when you're watching her
on a TV screen five states away.
368
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:45,444
It is not the same
as being there.
369
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,781
And being led away in handcuffs.
370
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,306
Arliss.
371
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,251
Rita, wait for me outside.
372
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,648
Please.
373
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,392
This is from Penny and me.
374
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,000
Mr. Michaels, I am sorry.
375
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:09,495
I didn't mean to put
anyone in jeopardy.
376
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,338
Well, you have.
377
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,443
Now, take my advice and
get the hell out of town.
378
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,235
She is my daughter
and I want to see her win.
379
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,408
She is my client and I don't
want to see the headlines read
380
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,208
"Penny locks up Hall,
Dad just locked up."
381
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,181
Mr. Michaels, you are an agent.
382
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,719
You make deals.
383
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,824
Do you honor those deals?
384
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,986
I try.
385
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,355
I made a deal.
386
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:34,163
They said turn state's
evidence and do two years.
387
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,756
So, why didn't you?
388
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,898
Because the judge
reneged and gave me 12.
389
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,704
So, I took off.
390
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,866
Look, I'm not making excuses.
391
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,906
I dealt, I got
caught, I fucked up.
392
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,542
I've been paying for it
every day ever since.
393
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,738
Look, I sympathize
with your situation,
394
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,711
but please, take
my advice and go.
395
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,521
I will... after tomorrow.
396
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,252
Good luck.
397
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,221
Mr. Michaels...
398
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:07,029
you wouldn't consider
throwing that Marshal
399
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,962
off the trail, would you?
400
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:11,097
No, I wouldn't.
401
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,540
Stanley, I can't explain, but if
you want Kid Shaleen's belt,
402
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,214
you gotta make an offer now.
403
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,152
There's a rich Wall Street
guy who's about to buy it.
404
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:24,644
Okay, start at $15,000.
405
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,800
Hold on.
406
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:26,876
(beep)
407
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,945
Marion, the rich Wall
Street guy just bid $15,000.
408
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,915
Let's come out of the
blocks fast, Kirby, $20,000.
409
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,845
- $20,000, hold.
- (beep)
410
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,220
$20,000.
411
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,758
Playing hard ball, eh?
412
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,133
Fine, let's end
it. Offer $25,000.
413
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,762
$27,000. $26,000.
414
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,557
$30,000. $29,000.
415
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,559
$30,000? I'm out.
416
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,041
Mr. Wall Street can
have it for $30,000.
417
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,625
- (beep)
- $32,000.
418
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,700
$34,000.
419
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,638
$35,000 and that's it!
420
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:52,803
You got it.
421
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,511
I'll bring the belt over
now. Have a check ready.
422
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,344
(laughing)
423
00:17:58,343 --> 00:17:59,343
Yes!
424
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,779
Arliss, here are your cigars.
425
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,718
Monte Cristo, Numero Dos.
426
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,553
Ooh! you sure these are legit?
427
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,848
As legit illegals as they come.
428
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,391
Thank you, Kekee.
429
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,830
(inhales deeply) Mmm.
430
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,702
Man (on TV): because the next
day they found him beaten to death.
431
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,672
Interesting story
about the palooka.
432
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,071
I hope you don't mind
my making myself at home.
433
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,574
Look, I've told you
everything that I know.
434
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,536
That belt was never found.
435
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,065
Why is it that I find
that hard to believe?
436
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,841
Is it that smooth
agent style of yours?
437
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,950
Look, I assure you
that Arliss Michaels
438
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,722
is a model citizen with the
utmost respect for the law.
439
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,322
Good.
440
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:40,793
So, then, if I look
into your other clients'
441
00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:43,192
income tax return,
arrest records,
442
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,185
immigration papers...
443
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,457
there won't be
anything out of line.
444
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,156
This office is 100% above board.
445
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,798
I assure you I have
absolutely nothing to hide.
446
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,672
Hi, boss.
447
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,512
Bye, boss.
448
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:04,943
Mr. Michaels, you're
associated with a...
449
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,610
Miss Rita Wu?
450
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,616
Rita Wu.
451
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,393
Rita Wu?
452
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,952
Your assistant?
453
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,760
Now, we have reason to
believe that she's been in contact
454
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,263
with Penny's father.
455
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,364
Oh, Rita Wu.
456
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,326
Yes, yes, yes, I do know her.
457
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:26,365
Mr. Michaels, I don't think
you understand the severity
458
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,371
of the situation.
459
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,103
This is a dangerous
criminal we're talking about.
460
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:33,139
Dangerous criminal.
461
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:36,905
I mean, c'mon, you said he's a
small timer from what, 20 years ago?
462
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,075
What the hell you bother
looking for this guy anyway?
463
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,975
I'm looking for him
because he's a felon.
464
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:46,018
You're looking for him
because his daughter is famous
465
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,694
and you can grab a headline.
466
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,053
Fine.
467
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,761
You got any other
high-profile fugitives?
468
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,497
Boy, you really
are a piece of work.
469
00:19:57,562 --> 00:19:59,412
Mr. Michaels, you can
either help me get this guy
470
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,831
or I will make life
unpleasant for Miss Wu
471
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,740
and your whole operation.
472
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,202
And believe me, I will.
473
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:08,068
Hey, are you a Dodger fan?
474
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,570
'Cause I got Dodger tickets...
475
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,611
I am not fucking around.
476
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,651
Now, what's it gonna be?
477
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,086
Okay.
478
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,792
I'll give you what you want.
479
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,526
Good.
480
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:35,504
I was four when he first
put a club in my hand.
481
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,835
He'd make me focus by...
482
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,565
humming lullabies
483
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,610
as I would take the club...
484
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,405
back and forth...
485
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:49,448
down and through.
486
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,119
It's all tempo.
487
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,292
So, by the time I was eight,
488
00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:01,727
I'd made my first
hole in one. (chuckles)
489
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,772
I'm sorry I got you involved.
490
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,872
Oh, it's okay, I can handle it.
491
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,835
You know, golf is
not a cheap game.
492
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,574
Especially on what
a handyman makes.
493
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,080
There's lessons and greens fees
494
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,753
and tournament
fees, the equipment.
495
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,682
I didn't know where
the money came from.
496
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,919
Frankly, I didn't care.
497
00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:29,645
God, he's 70 years old,
498
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,621
why don't they just
leave him alone?
499
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,690
Because you're a name.
500
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:37,029
Unfortunately that's
the price of celebrity.
501
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:40,565
Sometimes I think
he'd be better off in jail.
502
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,632
At least, then I'd
know where he is.
503
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,399
That he was okay.
504
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,141
And warm.
505
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,236
And being fed.
506
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,583
I understand.
507
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:57,475
No, you don't.
Luckily, you don't.
508
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:03,418
This man sacrificed
everything for me.
509
00:22:05,056 --> 00:22:07,856
He wants to be
there to see me win.
510
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:11,696
He deserves to be
there to see me win.
511
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,333
He can be.
512
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:15,028
What do you mean?
513
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,170
He can come. The coast is clear.
514
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:21,136
Arliss, you're not
just saying this, right?
515
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:24,106
He can come? He'll be safe?
516
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,980
You have my word.
517
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:36,019
It's okay, it's okay.
518
00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:37,827
Arliss (narrating): My
clients know I prioritize
519
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,716
what is of immediate importance
520
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:42,491
and what is of long-term gain.
521
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,930
Announcer: Penny Bullock...
522
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:50,068
A four-foot putt away from
victory and hallowed ground.
523
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,565
(tinkling music)
524
00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:59,039
(whispers) Arliss,
isn't this exciting?
525
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,666
♪ ♪
526
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:33,576
Arliss, that's the Marshal.
527
00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:34,745
Don't move.
528
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,093
He's moving towards
Jake, do something.
529
00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:38,054
- Shut up!
- You sonuvabitch, you set him up.
530
00:24:01,172 --> 00:24:02,742
Yes!
531
00:24:02,807 --> 00:24:04,777
(applause)
532
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:10,076
Arliss, what just happened?
533
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,878
What happened?
534
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,220
Penny just made the
LPGA Hall of Fame.
535
00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:36,366
- Whoo! Penny!
- (whistling)
536
00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:43,078
Oh, Arliss, man, Penny sent
over the golf course design.
537
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,148
I absolutely love it.
538
00:24:45,216 --> 00:24:46,576
It's... it's perfect.
539
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,491
And Michael's
really gonna love it.
540
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:50,623
And check this out,
this is my favorite part.
541
00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:52,359
AOL voice: You've got par.
542
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:53,674
Did you hear it,
did you like it?
543
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:54,932
AOL voice: You've got par.
544
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,333
What did I tell you?
545
00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:58,304
- (laughing) I love it.
- Later.
546
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:00,033
Stanley: Arliss, it's starting.
547
00:25:01,866 --> 00:25:03,336
Every now and then,
548
00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:06,041
Lady luck smiles on
her fortunate followers.
549
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,644
Which is how tonight we're
able to solve the mystery
550
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:10,977
of Kid Shaleen's missing belt,
551
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,342
along with the help
552
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:15,250
of United States
Marshal Abe Donovan.
553
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:18,153
Well, Bert, it took
a lot of sleuthing
554
00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:20,116
and a lot of persistence,
555
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,815
but I was finally able to
recover the legendary belt.
556
00:25:22,887 --> 00:25:24,517
A whore by any other name.
557
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,989
You are a very lucky lady.
558
00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:28,828
Not that lucky.
559
00:25:28,893 --> 00:25:31,603
Here's $5,000 for a belt
I'm never gonna a wear.
560
00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:33,263
What?
561
00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:35,231
You paid $5,000 for that belt
562
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,300
and you're gonna
charge me $35,000?!
563
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,799
Hey, I have overhead.
564
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,010
You sack of shit!
565
00:25:40,071 --> 00:25:41,071
I'm a businessman.
566
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:42,469
You're a cocksucker.
567
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:43,910
That's it for this week.
568
00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:46,805
Next week we will investigate
the unsolved mystery
569
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,978
of Brunswick Bob Bookee,
570
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:52,247
who was brutally bludgeoned
by his own bowling ball.
571
00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:56,147
Sports... it ain't
all fun and games.
572
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,961
Okay, enough drama.
573
00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,623
Time things got back to normal.
574
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,031
(knocking)
575
00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:02,632
Hey, heads up, guys.
576
00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:05,064
You all need to
move fast on this one.
577
00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:08,731
My name is Arliss Michaels.
578
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,600
I represent athletes.
579
00:26:10,668 --> 00:26:13,068
These are my stories.
580
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:18,177
♪ ♪
581
00:26:18,227 --> 00:26:22,777
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