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(dramatic music plays)
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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(shouts)
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them.
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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- ♪ ♪
- (water splashes)
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me? ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me? ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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(duck whistle)
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Is duck hunting legal in Utah?
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It is on my land.
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(duck whistle)
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- W.S...
- Shh!
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Duck hunting is very special.
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You have to find a secluded spot
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where the duck will feel safe.
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Utah is wonderful.
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It's got everything...
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except... a hockey franchise.
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I see.
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Well, the NHL's
talking about expansion.
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I don't have time for expansion.
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What do you think of Edmonton?
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What do I think of Edmonton?
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Ask me what I think
of all of Canada.
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Alright, what do you
think of all of Canada?
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I hate it. It pisses me off.
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Between the extra taxes, the
stupid anthem, the weather,
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the "oots," their "aboots,"
the "eh's," the "soorys."
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I could very well
live without it.
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You think "Gillis Limogees"
could live without it?
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"Gillis Limog..."
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You mean Gilles Limoges?
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You heard of him? Your client.
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Unfortunately, at 36 hours
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we're gonna announce that
Gilles has agreed to an extension
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with Edmonton, in principle.
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What if he changes his mind?
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You want me to tell Gilles
to renege on the extension?
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The Edmonton
Oilers can't survive
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unless the bond
issue for the new arena
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is passed next week.
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"Gillis" is the
key to it passing.
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No "Gillis," no bond issue.
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No bond issue, no new arena.
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No new arena, no more Edmonton.
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Hockey comes to Utah.
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♪ ♪
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No more Edmonton.
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Arliss: Every offer
deserves a long, hard look...
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Walcott: Fire!
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Even if we don't
always like what we see.
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(singing along) ♪ I don't
want anybody else ♪
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♪ When I think about
you, I touch myself ♪
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♪ I touch myself ♪♪
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♪ Oh, I look good, I look... ♪♪
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(ominous music plays)
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DJ (on radio): That
was "I Touch Myself."
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We all remember
that golden oldie.
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(screams) No!
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(shouts) No!
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It's arthroscopic surgery.
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You'll be back on
the field in two weeks.
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No! (speaks Spanish)
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He says he did
not swim to America
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to be cut up like a papaya.
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He says American
doctors don't know shit.
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What specialista?
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Caesar... (speaks Spanish)
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Bruja, bruja!
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Bruja.
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What?
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("I Touch Myself"
playing in Muzak)
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Arliss: Different people
search for different things.
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- (elevator dings)
- I put the best possible face on any offer,
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And let the client decide
which one they find attractive.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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(ominous music plays)
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No, no, no! (yelling in Spanish)
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If you don't find
a doctor he likes...
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- he's going to get a...
- Rita: Oh!
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It's al... it's alright!
We'll find him one.
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Okay, I know a very
good doctor, a specialist.
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Here, take this.
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- (speaking Spanish)
- Morning, ma'am.
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(ominous music plays)
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What do you mean Gilles
incommunicado? Where is he?
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- ♪ ♪
- In Jasper? In a cabin, painting?
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Look, look, this is urgent.
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I have to get to him before
that press conference tomorrow.
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Now, where is this cabin?
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Every month a new
piece of jewelry, huh?
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And you want David Wells
to be your spokesperson.
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Stanley, I gotta talk to you.
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No money up front,
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but 20 percent of the profits?
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Ah. Thank you.
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I'll make sure David
gets the offer. Yeah.
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Uh! (whistles)
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Wh... what was that?
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"Flower of the
Month" Online Jewelry
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wants David Wells to
be their spokesperson,
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but there's no money up front
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and only a percentage
of the profits.
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So, you threw it away?
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It's an offer. What is the law?
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Arliss, David is
never gonna do this.
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What is the law?
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(sighs)
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"No matter how big,
no matter how small"...
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Both: "An AMM client
will always hear all!"
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David, Stanley Babson.
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David: Stanley.
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Listen, would you be interested
in being the spokesperson
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for "Flower of the
Month" Online Jewelry?
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No, no money.
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(David shouts) Are
you fucking nuts?
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What is "Flower of
the fuckin' Month"?
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Why are you wasting my
time with this shit, Stanley?
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Where's "Hollywood Squares"?
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Where's my fuckin' movie?
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You're a piece of shit!
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I just wanted to present
every offer. (chuckles)
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(dial tone)
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Listen, I gotta go
to fucking Canada.
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Jason Sehorn needs help
picking out a plasma TV.
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Help him.
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Arliss! Arliss!
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I want the anti-gravity
firming eye-lifting cream,
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the cucumber toner.
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Rita, call Captain Sal.
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Tell him we're flying to
Edmonton an hour ago.
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I thought you were going
to Edmonton tomorrow.
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I have to get to Jasper tonight.
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Edmonton's the closest airport.
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Jasper? What's in Jasper?
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Gilles Limoges. Pack a sweater.
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- You're coming with me.
- What?
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Lotion and spray.
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And can you tell me
about this vibrating mask?
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Boss, I can't go.
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Why not?
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I gotta take Caesar
to a knee specialist.
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Well, don't stop for
another $200 lunch.
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- What?
- If I may,
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This is Mr. Carlisle's
expense report.
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On September
6th, a stretch limo.
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- I had to take Dikembe to the airport.
- For seven hours?
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How about this?
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$600 spent at Nipple Nudes.
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Totally justified!
Scouting trip.
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I gotta find the best
dancers in town.
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Guys, I don't
have time for this.
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Why not? What is so important
that you have to leave right now?
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What's going on?
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The silver navel ring,
does that come in clip-on?
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Great. Yes, have
it all delivered.
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Thank you.
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Stanley: So, you're going up to
Edmonton to steal their hockey team.
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I am going to Edmonton
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to present an offer to a client.
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"No matter how big, no matter
how small, an AMM client..."
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Hockey is a religion in Canada.
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You better not let anybody
know what you're doing up there.
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Gilles seems happy with
the extension, so why...
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Why? Because I don't
give a shit about Canadians.
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I don't give a shit
about their fans.
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I'm an American.
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W.S. Walcott is
an American buyer
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who will move the
team to an American city,
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thereby creating
hundreds of American jobs.
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I'm doing my part for
the economy. I'm a patriot.
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What about your Mercedes?
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That's entirely different.
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Rita, did you get Captain Sal?
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Arliss, just because
you don't like hockey...
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Not true! Hockey is my
second favorite sport.
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- What's your first?
- Every other one.
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Rita, are you getting hard
of hearing in your old age?
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Fuck you!
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- ♪ ♪
- Arliss: If there's an offer for a client,
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I'm ready to go
anywhere, any time.
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I'll go to the
ends of the earth.
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Will there be any other
drivers besides yourself?
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No.
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Do you wish to purchase
a full tank of gas?
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(beeps)
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Would you like to rent
a cellular telephone?
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- No.
- (on phone) Walcott here.
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W.S., Arliss.
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I'm not catching you
at a bad time, am I?
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Nah, just me and
a few hired hands.
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Well, I'm up in
Canada as we speak.
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I'm gonna see Gilles
in about four hours.
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I want to present the
offer to him face to face.
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That's good.
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Just be sure to get to him
before that press conference.
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- Call me.
- Bye.
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Do you want full
insurance coverage?
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"Soory."
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GPS: Good morning.
You are headed west.
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The temperature "ootside"
is three degrees centigrade.
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"Oootside." "Oootside" my ass.
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How far am I from Jasper?
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GPS: You are 240
kilometers from Jasper.
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Kilometers! This isn't France.
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(French laugh)
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No, no, English,
English, English!
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- GPS: Lower volume. No need to shout.
- (phone dials)
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Man: Here's the
alpha-hydroxy, the toner,
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the dry skin cream,
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the prevent and correct cream,
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and the jumbo jojoba.
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Thank you. Let me
get you something.
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This stuff can't be for you.
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Why do you ask?
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Women don't need
this until middle age.
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You're a good five, six
years away from that.
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(ringing continues)
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Arliss Michaels' office.
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(phone beeping)
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No, no.
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- Hello?
- Rita, talk to me, talk to me!
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- GPS: You are "aboot" to run into a deer.
- (alarm buzzes)
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(screams)
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(car crashes)
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♪ ♪
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(woman chanting in Spanish)
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She's calling all spirits
to remove all injury.
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Now she's giving him
something to put on the injury.
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Holy shit, that's a liver.
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Hey, don't touch that!
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Some things are used for
reasons other than healing.
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(chanting continues)
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Do you really think she
knows what she's doing?
255
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,776
Oh, yes. She did my LASIK.
256
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,321
Arliss: Oh, God.
257
00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,893
Oh God, forgive me for
all the bad things I've done.
258
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,024
All I ask is you
remember the good one.
259
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,057
Mom. Mom, there's
someone in here.
260
00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,131
Gilles. Gilles!
261
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,597
Mom. What's he talking about?
262
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,966
Gilles, you've got teeth.
263
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,640
I think this guy
bumped his melon.
264
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,266
You okay, mister?
265
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,341
(door opens)
266
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,443
Yeah.
267
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,551
Think you can get out?
268
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,082
I think so.
269
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,817
Then get out. I
got things to do.
270
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,382
Eric, give a hand here, eh?
271
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,590
This is why you always
wear your seat belt.
272
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,922
You never know when someone
like him comes barreling towards you.
273
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,319
Oh, look, a rental.
274
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,530
Yeah, I hope you took
out the full coverage.
275
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,332
- Shit.
- (clatters)
276
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,064
Do you have a cell phone on you?
277
00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,799
Damn, I left it in the Jaguar.
278
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,134
(laughing)
279
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,200
Look, can you
drive me to Jasper?
280
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,699
Jasper? No, no, you
better see a doctor.
281
00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,841
No, no, I gotta get to
Jasper before morning.
282
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,477
It's my grandmother's birthday,
283
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,982
and I gotta get
there before morning.
284
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,690
- I'll pay you $100 to get me there.
- $100?
285
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,881
Mister, now I know
you better see a doctor.
286
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,147
Wait, wait. $200... American.
287
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,420
Mom, $200?
288
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,585
The water heater
needs fixing. (sighs)
289
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,524
Sure be nice to
have a hot shower.
290
00:12:04,823 --> 00:12:05,993
You pay for the gas?
291
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,428
Deal, let's go.
292
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,787
Mom, $200?
293
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,501
Not much of a
negotiator, eh? (chuckles)
294
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,809
Oh, Kate Meredith,
my son Eric Meredith.
295
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,175
Ar... Stanley Babson.
296
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,384
R. Stanley Babson.
297
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,605
So, where you from, Stanley?
298
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,021
Los Angeles.
299
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,347
The Kings suck!
300
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,087
- Eric.
- They suck, they stole Gretzky.
301
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,123
If you're a Kings
fan, you suck too.
302
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,618
Watch that mouth, buster.
303
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,260
Well, I assure you,
I'm not a Kings fan.
304
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,326
In fact, originally I'm
from the east coast.
305
00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:45,064
The Rangers stole Messier.
They suck most of all.
306
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:47,030
One more time, and
you'll be licking the label
307
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,169
off that Irish Spring.
"Soory" about that.
308
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,035
Quite an opinionated
little scrapper.
309
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,844
Quite a smart mouth.
310
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:56,176
But, he's crazy
about his hockey.
311
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,582
You like hockey?
312
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,953
It's my second favorite sport.
313
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:07,346
(pop music plays)
314
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,589
Oh, no. Excuse me.
315
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,903
This dude wants 15 grand for
one of those flat plasma TVs.
316
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,102
- 15 thousand? Jason, that's a lot.
- Yeah.
317
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,574
Yeah, so I only
bought four of 'em.
318
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,683
- See you, Stanley.
- Rita: Oh!
319
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,100
Oh, excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry.
320
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:24,738
If one more person
calls me "ma'am,"
321
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,113
I'm gonna hurt them! Understand?
322
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,341
Yes, ma'am... I mean, miss.
323
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:29,911
Not one word.
324
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:30,980
Good.
325
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,883
Because one word would
not describe what I'm seeing.
326
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:38,154
(sobbing) Stanley, help me.
327
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:40,487
I'm too young to be old.
328
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,294
Stop, stop, stop this.
329
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,785
Aging is a perfectly
natural process.
330
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,489
I feel very comfortable with it.
331
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,233
What? This is a choice.
332
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,468
Mm-hmm.
333
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,627
(sniffing)
334
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,270
- What is that? What is that?
- Ew.
335
00:13:57,569 --> 00:13:58,569
Oh, my god!
336
00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,571
(flies buzzing)
337
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,708
What in the hell is going on?
338
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,484
We're changing
Ceasar's dressing.
339
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,382
Holy shit, is that salmon?
340
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,784
- Salmon, sí, here.
- (gasps)
341
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,249
What kind of quack
did you take him to?
342
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,448
A bruja.
343
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,589
And he's walking much
better now, thank you.
344
00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:18,224
(speaks Spanish)
I love your lipstick.
345
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,630
Oh, thank you.
346
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,932
My mother, may
she rest in peace,
347
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:25,004
used to wear that shade
just before she passed away.
348
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,074
She said it made
her look younger.
349
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:29,502
Mira, mira, it's working!
350
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,801
Rita: Oh!
351
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,843
It's working. It's working!
352
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,884
It's working. It's working.
353
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:40,955
It's beautiful!
354
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:41,984
It's absurd!
355
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,817
God. It works. It works!
356
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,353
Kirby: Oh, my god,
the bruja works!
357
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,248
Kekee, do you have a moment?
358
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,633
Oh, what is it you
do, Mr. Babson?
359
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:59,325
I'm a... consultant.
360
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,669
What's that?
361
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,744
It's someone who's
hired by somebody
362
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,472
to tell them what
they already know.
363
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,837
That's usually bad
news for the locals.
364
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,237
Ain't that about right, eh?
365
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,254
Mom, you're gonna miss the turn.
366
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,482
Oh.
367
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:15,716
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where we going?
368
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,058
Oh, don't get your
boxers in a bunch.
369
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,952
We're just going to
pick up a few things.
370
00:15:20,018 --> 00:15:22,348
♪ ♪
371
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,934
Picking up extra cash.
372
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,695
Mister, "extra" is not a
word in my vocabulary,
373
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,665
unless you count my
extra shifts at the truck stop.
374
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,670
Breaks away. He's
at the blue line.
375
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:41,839
He slapshots!
376
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,038
Goal!
377
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,407
What does Eric's father do?
378
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:49,418
You tell me. Haven't
seen him since '93.
379
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:50,651
Oh, I'm sorry.
380
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,376
Oh, don't be.
381
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,851
He was a drunk, a
druggie, a gambler...
382
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,615
and those were the good days.
383
00:15:57,689 --> 00:16:00,529
Away again, and around,
and around, and around...
384
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,462
Slapshot.
385
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,658
Goal!
386
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,267
Rita: Hello?
387
00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:07,931
(bruja chanting)
388
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,868
Hello? Oh. (chuckles)
389
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,037
My name is...
390
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,765
(chanting)
391
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,480
Arlene Michaels,
392
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,412
and I have a friend
who has a situation.
393
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,378
She's a big believer in...
394
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,375
alternative medicine.
395
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,050
(chanting)
396
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:29,318
You know, I don't think
this is gonna be right for her.
397
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,388
She's a stickler for diplomas
398
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,327
and might want someone
more experienced,
399
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,533
older, you understand.
400
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,495
I am 72 years old.
401
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:40,865
(whooshes)
402
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,073
You're 72?
403
00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,765
Tell me more... Doctor.
404
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,272
(thuds)
405
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,511
How much further
is it to Jasper?
406
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,707
Oh, "aboot" 100 kilometers.
407
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,590
- How far is that in English?
- DJ (on radio): Our top stories of the hour:
408
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,016
The Canadian dollar
continues to fall,
409
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,285
more film production
arrives from Hollywood,
410
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,464
and Gilles Limoges
expected to sign
411
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,363
a $30 million extension
to stay in Edmon...
412
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,297
And just before
the bond issue vote.
413
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,562
That's a shock.
414
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,728
You know what frosts my feet?
415
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,940
The team will give
a player $30 million,
416
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,402
but they want the locals
to foot the bill for the arena?
417
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,006
So, you're against
the bond issue.
418
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,238
I don't like it.
419
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,976
- (wind blows)
- (gasps)
420
00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:30,547
That's seven, getting close.
421
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,646
Okay, get in, get in, get in.
422
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,718
- Okay.
- (door shuts)
423
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:39,984
Oh, sorry. Bump.
424
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,126
(cans clattering)
425
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:43,733
Mom, the cans, we're losing 'em!
426
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,795
Oh, hells bells.
427
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:48,274
Wait, wait, wait, why are we
stopping? Why are we stopping?
428
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,943
Wh-wh-wh-where are you going?
429
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,402
What? What?
430
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,005
Mom, there's another
bag over there.
431
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,883
Let's get going. I'll
make up the difference.
432
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,182
Around here, we teach our
children the value of money.
433
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,754
C'mon, Mr. Consultant,
pick up these cans.
434
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:11,393
Shit...!
435
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,669
Eric: Hey, Mr. Consultant,
don't leave any cans!
436
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,001
(mutters) Fucking Canada.
437
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,195
♪ ♪
438
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,374
(elevator dings)
439
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,767
(all gagging)
440
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,138
(flies buzzing)
441
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,113
Ugh!
442
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,654
(flies buzzing)
443
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,264
Oh. Oh, my...
444
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,193
(sniffing)
445
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,129
Evil spirits be gone!
446
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:50,634
(grunting)
447
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:54,126
(chants in Spanish)
448
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,949
What are you on?
449
00:18:55,952 --> 00:18:57,702
Mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coo-sa!
450
00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:00,769
(sniffing) Oh! Oh!
451
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,709
What is that stench?
452
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,184
Where is that coming from?
453
00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:05,342
Excuse me.
454
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:07,781
What are you doing?
455
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,446
- (sniffs)
- Don't sniff me.
456
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:11,054
Did you step in something?
457
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,146
- It must be my new perfume, smell.
- (yelps)
458
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,788
Oh! Oh, god!
459
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,193
Ow, ow!
460
00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:18,964
(both shouting)
461
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,862
25, 26, 27 dollars and 35 cents.
462
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:27,129
Thanks. Hey, mom, 27.35.
463
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,329
Okay, great, we've
beautified Canada.
464
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,641
- Can we go?
- Just a sec.
465
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,241
Here, Mr. Babson, this is yours.
466
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,836
Mine?
467
00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:38,377
Yeah, you picked up one bag.
468
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,153
That's about 45 cans
at five cents each,
469
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,023
that's two dollars and 35 cents.
470
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:45,936
Eric, I'm on an expense
account. You keep it.
471
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,294
No sir, that's
yours. You earned it.
472
00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:52,559
Saving for a rainy day, huh?
473
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:54,934
Oh, rainy day, nothing.
This is his hockey money.
474
00:19:56,928 --> 00:19:58,898
- For skates.
- Nah, for two tickets.
475
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,304
We can't wait to see
Edmonton crush the Kings.
476
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,796
(chuckles) C'mon, I want
to be home before morning.
477
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,469
♪ ♪
478
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:12,883
How long's he been
saving that money?
479
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:14,775
All year.
480
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,746
It takes a lot of cans for
tickets to an Oilers game.
481
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,946
Those tickets don't come cheap.
482
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,388
But we're fans, eh?
483
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,664
I thought you were
against the bond issue.
484
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,633
I said I didn't like it.
485
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,392
But you'll vote for it.
486
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,400
Well, what choice do I have?
487
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,732
That team leaves, a lot of
people will be out of work,
488
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,928
which means a lot
less money around here.
489
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,370
Besides, I need the break.
490
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,596
You do?
491
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,765
Hell, yeah.
492
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,568
Hockey gives me a time out.
493
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:45,041
When the game's on TV,
I know where my son is.
494
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,250
(chuckles) At least
for a few hours.
495
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,151
Oh, there it is, over there.
496
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,030
Well, here we are,
497
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,632
112 Seekonk Road.
498
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,699
Kate, I appreciate it.
499
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,034
Oh, no, no, no, you keep it.
500
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,070
You ruined your nice coat.
501
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:12,295
Looks like you been sorting
cats and dogs all night.
502
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:14,770
- (laughs)
- No, no, no, a deal's a deal.
503
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:19,513
Get that water heater fixed.
504
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:24,752
Say goodbye to Eric.
505
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,499
(sighs)
506
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:47,614
Man: Hold on! Hold on!
507
00:21:47,672 --> 00:21:49,442
Sacre mon, I'm coming!
508
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,179
Arliss. (chuckles)
509
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,247
What are you doing here?
510
00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,675
I thought you were going to
meet me at the press conference.
511
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,652
I need to talk to you.
512
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,724
Come, come.
513
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,959
I want to show something to you.
514
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:14,932
(hockey stick cracks)
515
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,430
What do you think, huh?
516
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:18,646
Hmm. Hmm?
517
00:22:18,655 --> 00:22:19,765
What?
518
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,038
Good, huh? Good?
519
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,240
Oh, yeah, yeah.
520
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:25,277
I am calling it "Penalty Box."
521
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,611
It represents man's desire
522
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,780
to overcome restraint.
523
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,690
(clatters)
524
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,452
Grab that bucket.
525
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,560
Gilles. Gilles.
526
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:43,155
This is my expression of war.
527
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:46,728
The fine line between life...
528
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,568
and death...
529
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:54,044
between guilt and innocence.
530
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:59,613
I call it "Sunrise at Sarajevo."
531
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:02,178
Gilles, look, there's an offer
I need to talk to you about.
532
00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:04,017
What offer? I thought we agreed.
533
00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:05,982
We did, but this came
at the last second,
534
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:10,261
and it's my job to present
you with all offers, so...
535
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,662
So?
536
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:12,893
So...
537
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,103
there's an on-line company that
wants you to be the spokesman
538
00:23:17,128 --> 00:23:18,558
for "Flower of the
Month" Jewelry.
539
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,870
♪ ♪
540
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:22,732
"Flower of the Month" Jewelry?
541
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,041
There's no money up front,
542
00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:26,842
but they'll give you a
percentage of the profits.
543
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,865
(scoffs, mutters)
544
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,680
that is what you came
up here to tell me?
545
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,742
You know the law.
546
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,911
"No matter how big,
no matter how small,
547
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,180
an AMM client will
always hear all."
548
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:43,315
Arliss: As an agent, my
job is to present all offers.
549
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:46,588
It is not my place to sort
and choose for the client.
550
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,356
♪ ♪
551
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:51,827
(flies buzzing)
552
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:52,927
(gags)
553
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:56,743
(dog growling)
554
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,810
(dogs barking)
555
00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:05,538
Here! Take the
liver, take the liver!
556
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,050
(screaming)
557
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:16,292
Give me a shot of
anything, no lime.
558
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,624
Can I see some I.D.?
559
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:18,719
What?
560
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:19,755
I.D.
561
00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:23,704
Really?
562
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:25,996
You want to card me?
563
00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,934
Oh, oh.
564
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:32,741
Oh! Oh, oh, come back here!
565
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,084
- (dogs barking)
- Give me back my liver!
566
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:35,505
Cough it up! Cough it up!
567
00:24:35,573 --> 00:24:37,483
- ♪ ♪
- (Kirby exhales)
568
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:41,252
$500 for a "motivational tool"?
569
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,683
This will vanquish
all our enemies.
570
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:45,879
What are you on?
571
00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:47,921
It comes with centuries
of mystical powers
572
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,786
and... a set of pins.
573
00:24:52,123 --> 00:24:54,233
There is no way I'm
going to reimburse you
574
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,092
for Tickle Me Voodoo!
575
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,996
Oh, really?
576
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:02,699
Stanley: Ow! Ow!
577
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,697
Arliss: There are two
sides to every offer.
578
00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:08,509
The trick is knowing who
is getting what from whom.
579
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:09,713
Mon ami.
580
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:10,839
What do you say, Eric?
581
00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:12,609
Wow.
582
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,407
And for madame...
583
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:17,147
the complete set
584
00:25:17,215 --> 00:25:19,985
of the "Flower of the
Month" Jewelry pins.
585
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,923
- Thank you.
- (organ music plays)
586
00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:24,628
Announcer (on P.A.):
Ladies and gentlemen,
587
00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:27,226
the Edmonton Oilers
would like to welcome you.
588
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,592
Go, Edmonton, yeah!
589
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,802
♪ Oh, Canada ♪
590
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:38,165
♪ Our home and native land ♪
591
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:40,336
♪ True... ♪
592
00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:43,235
♪ ♪
593
00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:45,338
How do you like the duck?
594
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,450
Oh, it's very tender...
595
00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:49,152
once you get past the buckshot.
596
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,354
- (spits)
- (dings)
597
00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,645
Too bad "Gillis"
passed. No Edmonton.
598
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:57,322
Well, I presented him with
the offer. What can you do?
599
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,919
I'll tell you what we can do.
600
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,560
I hear the Islanders are
having money problems.
601
00:26:02,927 --> 00:26:04,927
I smell blood in
the water there.
602
00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:08,431
W.S., I've got
family in Long Island.
603
00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:12,995
Oh, fuck them. Long
Islanders piss me off anyway,
604
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,911
always bitching and
moaning and whining.
605
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:16,513
Let's get 'em.
606
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,339
To the Utah Islanders.
607
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,881
Goes well with the Jazz.
608
00:26:20,945 --> 00:26:23,045
(Walcott laughs) Yeah.
609
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,024
My name is Arliss Michaels.
610
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,183
I represent athletes.
611
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:27,285
(spits, dings)
612
00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,392
These are my stories.
613
00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:32,719
♪ Gonna make it in LA ♪
614
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,191
♪ Starlet of the silver screen ♪
615
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,125
♪ And when her
nighttime shifts ♪
616
00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:41,897
♪ At the diner last forever ♪
617
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,604
♪ Oh, forever ♪
618
00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:49,312
♪ She hit the road at dawn ♪
619
00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:52,084
♪ Past the open doors
of her hometown ♪
620
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,575
♪ And blowing in the wind ♪
621
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:58,377
♪ The only warning
sight she knows ♪
622
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,848
♪ And when the
fear on her brow ♪
623
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,920
♪ Spring to life,
she'd run forever ♪
624
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:08,264
♪ Whoa, forever ♪
625
00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:11,864
♪ She's saying "The
wind is at my back ♪
626
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,700
♪ "Following the train ♪
627
00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,295
♪ And giving me the
ride of a lifetime" ♪
628
00:27:18,002 --> 00:27:20,212
♪ She knows the
days are moving on ♪
629
00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,841
♪ Nights are getting long ♪
630
00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:24,436
♪ Firing going out that door ♪
631
00:27:26,377 --> 00:27:28,247
♪ But when the
time is running out ♪
632
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,753
♪ She don't wait around ♪
633
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,324
♪ She figures I'd
know where to go ♪
634
00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:34,493
♪ When she's
running out of steam ♪
635
00:27:34,552 --> 00:27:35,552
♪ She goes, "Stop ♪
636
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,490
♪ This is the wrong way to go" ♪
637
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:41,394
♪ John was just a boy ♪
638
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,999
♪ Playing his guitar
in the evening ♪
639
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:46,830
♪ And he was ♪
640
00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:47,865
♪ Working in the mill ♪
641
00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,299
♪ Laboring to make ends meet ♪
642
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:54,870
♪ But still, he dreamed
of a future, a life ♪
643
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:57,679
♪ Of an endless highway ♪
644
00:27:57,729 --> 00:28:02,279
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