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Arliss: For most of us,
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The dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them.
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something, oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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Arliss: Athletes on a team
develop a special kinship.
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Side by side,
shoulder to shoulder,
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There is nothing like the
bond between teammates.
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Driven towards a common goal,
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players protect each other,
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Search for each
other, lifting each other
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toward the rarefied
air of victory.
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(cheering)
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What's up, baby?
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Hey, Wichita, let
me borrow your hook.
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Sure, man, here.
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(dial tone)
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What'd you do that for?
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It was broken,
but don't sweat it.
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This is for keeping me
from gettin' sacked all year.
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Digital, internet ready, and
you can play games on it.
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I got the same one.
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(laughs)
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Ha-ha! You and me,
Wichita, goin' to the Pro Bowl!
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- Ha-ha!
- Yes, sir, yes, sir!
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Yeah, without you,
baby, I'm just another...
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red hot quarterback,
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who, in one week, will be
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- Unrestricted free agent.
- An unrestricted free agent.
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Listen, we love Derek,
and we wanna re-sign him.
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That's why we're offering a
thousand percent salary increase.
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Did he say a thousand percent?
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A thousand percent.
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- That's not enough.
- Not enough.
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Not nearly enough.
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He played for the
league minimum this year.
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And with the season he's having,
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- He is a $30 million
deal - $40 million deal
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On the open market.
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Yeah, well, he's not
on the open market.
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Is he?
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You haven't been talking to
any other teams, have you?
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Absolutely not.
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'Cause that would
be tampering, Arliss,
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and I'd have no problem reporting
those teams to the Commissioner.
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Don't insult me.
I know the rules.
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We would never
negotiate with another team
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while he's under
contract to you.
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Coach Phillips, let
me ask you a question.
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If a Pro Bowl quarterback
became available,
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What do you think about that?
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That's tampering, we
can't talk about that.
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Talk about who?
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Jerry, I respect you as much
as anybody in the league.
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What do you think,
five years, 25 million?
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El Paso, old town in
Texas. El Paso on this stuff.
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- Wanna change the subject?
- I got you, change the subject.
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Seven years, 35 million.
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Jeff Lurie, I mean,
you're the owner
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of the Philadelphia
Eagles, a fine young team,
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but what about if I can get
you an All-Pro quarterback?
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- That might become available?
- That is tampering.
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Now, we're not mentioning any names,
and we won't talk about any names...
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because if I did
talk to other teams,
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then I would be
guilty of tampering,
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And that is something
I wouldn't do.
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Well, bear in mind that Derek
wants to keep playing here.
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Wait a minute!
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You discussed
this with my client?
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Yeah. Just briefly.
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When it comes to negotiating,
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as far as you're concerned,
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my client is deaf,
dumb, and mute.
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You don't talk to
him. You talk to me!
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- You like that?
- I like that, baby.
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I figured you would,
I figured you would.
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Hey, hey! How are
my two favorite clients?
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Hey, Arliss!
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(laughs)
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Stan, the man.
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Hey, hey, hey, great
game, great game.
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Otis, my man, another
game, no sacks!
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Thank you, Arliss.
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Check out this
phone Derek gave me.
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Hey, Arliss, take a look
at the latest member
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of Derek's "all orgasm team."
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Ooh, look at her.
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Nice composition. What is that?
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That's a Twinkie.
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A Twinkie.
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- Explains the cream filling.
- Hm...
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Otis, come here, check this out.
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Uh-uh, man, I don't
wanna see you with no ho's.
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Mmm, this Twinkie's
makin' me hungry.
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Let's grab some food.
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Oh... on us, Otis, you in?
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Uh-uh. But you... can
buy me lunch tomorrow.
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Sure.
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Based on comparable deals,
we're looking at around...
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30 million for five years.
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With a sizable signing
bonus, of course.
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(giggling)
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Payable over the
second half of the century,
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in Confederate money.
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Or gold bullion.
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What about pieces of eight?
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Ahhh... thanks
for dinner, gents.
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Hate to eat and run, but...
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neither one of you's gonna
blow me tonight, right?
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(laughs)
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That man would follow
his penis off a cliff.
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Come here, girl.
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Is that the...?
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Miss Twinkie.
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Miss Twinkie, yeah.
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Arliss: Even though
my plate is full,
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I'll always reach out for more.
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Every athlete needs attention,
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including former athletes.
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I'm considered the
quarterback at AMM,
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Isn't that right,
Mr. Marshall Faulk?
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That's right.
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He makes up the game plan,
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He executes the plays.
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Kirby: I'm constantly
reminding my clients
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that a career in professional
sports may be brief,
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but a life lasts a lifetime,
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Isn't that right, Marshall?
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That's right.
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He makes up the game plan,
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he executes the plays.
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Does the fact that
you were a former pro
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give you a certain
respect from your clients?
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Oh, sure, until they
hear that my career lasted
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exactly one quarter,
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and I'm considered the
worst per-minute-deal
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in pro football. (chuckles)
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You make a lot of
jokes about your career,
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but you were a
number one draft choice.
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Tell me about
your greatest game.
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Um, the Rose Bowl,
against Michigan.
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No, I...
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I don't like to
dwell on the past.
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I'd rather focus on the future.
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Otis, it's just lunch, a
sport coat will be fine.
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And, a good day to you, Miss Wu.
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Qualcomm just announced
another four-for-one split.
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It's a great day to
be Stanley Babson.
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Kirby: Let me tell you about
my game against Iowa State.
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But it was the Rose Bowl
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that brought you
national exposure.
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What! In the hell is going on?
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Ohhh! Stanley Babson,
my junior associate.
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If you'll excuse us
for just one moment.
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What is that film crew
doing in my office?
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That's Jennifer Matlin,
she's doing a piece on me,
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"Where Are They
Now? Kirby Carlisle."
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I'll tell you where you are now,
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you're in my office!
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I know, but there's not room
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for a film crew in my office.
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There's not room for
a pencil in your office!
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Your office is a
dumpster with a door!
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Where am I supposed to work?
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Please, please.
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Ohhh!
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Dale, you've had all year
to put together a viable offer.
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Season ends Sunday!
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I'm thinkin', why not see
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What the other teams
are offerin' Monday?
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Arliss, I can't give
you money I don't have.
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Well, then, get some!
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Build some sky boxes,
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raise ticket price, sell
smaller hot dogs, I don't care!
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Even if I had the money, I
still got salary cap restrictions.
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Look, look! Look at this!
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What is that?
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You're not familiar
with the salary cap?
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No... yes, of course, look,
Dale, hold on a second.
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What are you showing me?
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Oh, I'm guessing it's a Big Mac,
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circa 1996.
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It was buried
beneath Kirby's desk,
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where I am forced to work,
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because he has laid
siege to my office!
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Do you mind? I'm workin' here!
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Dale, you're getting
roasted on talk radio
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for not signing Derek.
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Rita: Arliss, you
have to do something!
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What can't wait?
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Kirby just referred
to me, on camera,
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as his gal Rita!
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My friends are gonna watch this!
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No, they're not. No one's gonna
be watching, it's Kirby Carlisle!
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Dale: Those people
don't understand,
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I still owe big bucks to
my defensive backfield!
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Dale, do I represent any
of your defensive backs?
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No.
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Then cut 'em!
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Look... believe it or not,
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once a upon a time,
Kirby Carlisle was an icon.
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I mean, he played one
of the greatest games
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in college football history.
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So, come on...
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let's give him the
rest of his 15 minutes,
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even if it is 20 years late.
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Kirby: So, let me show you
some of my, uh, memorabilia...
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Get the fuck outta here!
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Or later, I can
do that, too, that...
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Uh-huh, at least you
still have an office
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to kick him out of!
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Oh, don't forget, Otis is
picking us up for lunch at one.
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Us?
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Mm, he invited me along.
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He's gonna bring
his special lady.
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Oh, dear god, not his mom.
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I once saw her eat
a Sizzler outta meat!
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No, it's not his mother.
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C'est un amie, ooh la la.
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He's in love!
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He's asked my advice
about everything.
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Well, don't give it.
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If there's anything I've
learned after 20 years
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of getting involved with
clients' personal lives,
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it's don't get involved
with clients' personal lives!
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Fix your tie.
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Otis has picked a
very special place.
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What kinda special place?
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Rita: So, Otis, you
think your special friend
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is going to like
eating at... Boobies?
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You know, this is where we met.
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She's in here somewhere.
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Really! Which one is she?
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Don't you mean which pair?
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00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,568
May I take your order?
255
00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,069
- Hey!
- (giggles)
256
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:38,941
Arliss, Rita, I'd like
you to meet Tawana.
257
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,181
Hi! Otis has told me
all about you guys.
258
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,248
It's nice to meet
you, Tawinkie...
259
00:09:44,316 --> 00:09:45,316
Uh... T... Tawana!
260
00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,124
Isn't she pretty?
261
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,516
Rita, I love that
pin you're wearing.
262
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,858
Is that a Paloma Picasso?
263
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,494
Oh... no, it's a knock-off.
264
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:54,929
I couldn't afford the real thing
265
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,204
on what I take home.
266
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,402
You know, there's
this really great store
267
00:09:58,464 --> 00:09:59,464
called Noodle Stories...
268
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,768
On Third Street, I'm
in there all the time.
269
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,004
Why don't I start you guys
off with an order of wings,
270
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,110
and a pitcher of tea,
271
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,072
and I'll be right back.
272
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,582
She's adorable, I approve.
273
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:13,985
I'm gonna ask her
to marry me, Arliss,
274
00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:15,413
what do you think?
275
00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,725
You know, I just remembered.
276
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:18,890
I've got an insurance physical.
277
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:19,918
I'm not allowed to eat.
278
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,292
That's tomorrow.
279
00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:23,793
Yes, but, um, I'm not sure
the wings will pass on time,
280
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,156
and you know how much
I love Boobies wings.
281
00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,555
I better go now.
282
00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:33,497
And, uh, remember what I talked
to you about, getting too involved?
283
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,296
She does way too
much charity work.
284
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:41,565
Here, at AMM,
there are three levels
285
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,640
of authority.
286
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,478
There's God, there's Arliss,
287
00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:45,853
and then, there's me.
288
00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:48,381
I serve as a mentor
to young players,
289
00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:51,147
like Laker spark
plug, Derek Fisher.
290
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,147
Here's your coffee, Derek,
291
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,988
with an "assist,"
by Kirby Carlisle.
292
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,394
Thanks. I need some sugar.
293
00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,556
Right. And, in so doing,
294
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,625
I become their "go to" guy,
295
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,134
isn't that right, Derek?
296
00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:04,295
That's right.
297
00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,463
Which way's the bathroom?
298
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,001
It's that way.
299
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,296
Thanks. Yeah.
300
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:11,767
Part of "Where Are They
Now?" is how they got there.
301
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,237
We still haven't covered
your biggest story.
302
00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:17,736
The Rose Bowl game,
against Michigan?
303
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,710
Umm...
304
00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:21,978
Oh! And, uh, you've already met,
305
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:25,117
uh, my junior associate,
uh, Stanley Babson.
306
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,953
Fuck you.
307
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,091
Cut!
308
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,190
(snickers)
309
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,960
(slams door)
310
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,328
Uh, let me get this straight.
311
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,026
Otis wants to marry her...
312
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,328
Yeah, and Derek
wants to fuck her.
313
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,340
Well, are you gonna tell Otis?
314
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,142
Hell no, I'm not
gonna tell Otis!
315
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,944
That's a lose-lose situation.
316
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:49,106
Right now, I have two
happy-happy clients.
317
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,335
I'd like to keep it that way.
318
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,436
What if Otis finds out?
This could crush him!
319
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,981
As a fellow human being,
320
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,376
I think you might
wanna let him know.
321
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:58,548
I'm not paid to
be a human being,
322
00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,517
I'm paid to be an agent!
323
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,116
I'm not getting involved.
324
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,692
Otis, you were right,
she's a lovely girl.
325
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,958
And she obviously adores you.
326
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,097
Yeah, but Rita,
how do I propose?
327
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,162
What do I say?
328
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,807
Well, when it comes
to the language of love,
329
00:12:12,831 --> 00:12:14,071
I am an expert.
330
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,673
I would be happy to help you.
331
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,474
Help who with what?
332
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,136
Uh, yes, I'm very happy
with my long distance carrier.
333
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,574
Yes?
334
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,178
Repeat after me,
335
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,653
"I am not getting involved,
I am not getting involved..."
336
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:27,852
Arliss, that is insulting.
337
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,653
Say it! "I am not
getting involved."
338
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,175
I am not... Derek!
339
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,490
Arliss can see you right now.
340
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,222
Maybe I'm here to see you.
341
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,957
(laughs) Maybe not.
342
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,392
Derek, my man, come on in.
343
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,499
(speed dial)
344
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:46,634
Otis: Hello?
345
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,199
Otis, Rita. I have an idea.
346
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,737
Give me her address.
347
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,835
(phone ringing)
348
00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,247
Yaaah...
349
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,512
hello, hello?
350
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,751
Uhhh...
351
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,076
(phone ringing)
352
00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,590
Yeah, hello, hello, hello!
353
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,952
Ohh!
354
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,490
What the hell...?
355
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,556
Hello?
356
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:12,690
(dial tone)
357
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:13,758
What do you expect?
358
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,392
Comes free with a subscription.
359
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,395
May I help you?
360
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,673
Or would you prefer if I
moved to a broom closet?
361
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,902
I've been trying to get Kirby
362
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,566
to talk about the
Rose Bowl game.
363
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,395
Every time I bring it up,
he changes the subject.
364
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,841
I was wondering if maybe
you could shed some light on it.
365
00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:29,476
More light on Kirby Carlisle?
366
00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:33,511
Hah! What's your next topic?
An inside look at jock itch?
367
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:36,779
Actually, my next piece is
about the financial wizards
368
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,679
behind successful sports agents.
369
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,191
You'd be a natural
for the piece.
370
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,023
On camera, of course.
371
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,218
You want me to find out
372
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,130
what my colleague clearly
doesn't wanna tell you,
373
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,888
and rat him out on national TV?
374
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,861
I'm sorry i bothered you.
375
00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:51,999
Hold on!
376
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,595
Who says you're bothering me?
377
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,241
The fans, the media,
378
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,406
even the owner wants
Dale to re-sign you.
379
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,094
Trust me, he'll come
up with bigger bucks.
380
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,349
I ain't worried.
Hey, did ya hear?
381
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,312
Wichita's thinkin'
about getting married?
382
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:12,580
Yeah, yeah, I... I met her
the other day at, um, Boobies.
383
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,521
Oh, no, don't tell
me he wants to marry
384
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:16,617
a Boobies girl!
385
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,199
All those chicks do
is fuck ball players
386
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:19,503
until one asks 'em to marry 'em.
387
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:20,728
Yeah, tell me about it.
388
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,563
In fact, remember the one
I was with the other night?
389
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,199
The one in the picture.
390
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,574
She's a Boobies girl.
391
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:27,702
Really?
392
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,636
What's this chick's name?
393
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,672
Umm...
394
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,737
Tammy... uh, Tracy...
395
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:40,105
Terry... Tonya, Tabitha...
396
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,279
Not Tawana.
397
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:42,347
Bingo!
398
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,881
Oh, fuck, that's her!
399
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:46,349
Oh, no! I never
made the connection!
400
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,318
He's asking Tawana to marry him?
401
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,387
Man, what should I do?
402
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,555
Oh, no, no, no, no,
that's between you two.
403
00:14:51,623 --> 00:14:54,293
This is important.
Wichita's my left tackle.
404
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,160
I mean, he keeps me
from getting blindsided!
405
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,098
He takes care of
what I can't see!
406
00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,733
My life is in his hands!
407
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,228
Not to mention your contract.
408
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:07,340
Yeah. I gotta
do the right thing.
409
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,736
Do it, Derek, baby!
410
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,238
Do me, oh, oh...
411
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:15,081
(pebbles knocking)
412
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,347
What the hell?
413
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,915
Tawana, it's Otis!
414
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,823
My heart is a predator
415
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,615
that steals through the night.
416
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,857
My heart is a predator
417
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:26,022
that steals through the night.
418
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,961
Aching, hungering,
419
00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:29,726
for your sweet glow.
420
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,925
Aching, hungering,
421
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,398
for your Sweet'n Low.
422
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,726
Oooh...
423
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,371
She liked that.
424
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,237
(phone ringing)
425
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,105
Yo, Arliss, what's up?
426
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,306
Yo, yo, yo,
427
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,057
you'll never guess who's
holding on the other line.
428
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,059
Dale Edison, and he's
a-beggin' us to take his money.
429
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,551
Yeah, baby!
430
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,583
Derek, you busy?
431
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:53,651
No, I'm cool.
432
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:54,889
Great, I'll be right back.
433
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,685
So, Dale, how preemptive
is this preemptive offer?
434
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,557
32 million, for five years,
435
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,186
all the incentives
you asked for.
436
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,931
But I need an answer, now.
437
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,156
Hold on, one second.
438
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,272
Derek, it's everything
we asked for, and more.
439
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,974
Derek, get off the phone!
440
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,737
Derek, is that Tawana?
441
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,776
Arliss, I usually don't
go back for seconds,
442
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,742
but this pie tasted so good,
443
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,281
I had to have another slice.
444
00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:22,105
Is that a good idea?
445
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,321
You're not gonna believe this.
446
00:16:23,348 --> 00:16:25,448
Otis is outside recitin' poetry.
447
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,215
Poetry?
448
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,457
Derek, hold on a second.
449
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,492
Dale, can I get right
back to you? Thanks!
450
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,929
(phone ringing)
451
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,055
Hello?
452
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,070
Otis is reciting
poetry to Tawana.
453
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,202
Really?
454
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:47,706
My dearest, Tawana,
my love I profess.
455
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,253
Umm, I don't know
what you're talking about.
456
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:50,914
Bullshit! I heard that.
457
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:57,116
Tell me you wanna,
my darling, say yes!
458
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,252
Say you'll...
459
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:00,658
Rita, get the hell
out of here right now!
460
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,846
You'll what?
461
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920
Wait one second,
462
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,588
how do you know
he's reciting poetry?
463
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,016
You'll what?
464
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,091
Are you with her?
465
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,199
Hell, between Derek and Otis,
466
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,637
I couldn't fit any time
in with this broad!
467
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:10,701
You'll what?
468
00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:11,762
(whispering) Fuck me...
469
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,797
Fuck me!
470
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:13,931
No, marry me!
471
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:14,999
No, no, no, marry me!
472
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,873
He just asked me to marry him!
473
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,265
Arliss, Otis just asked
Tawana to marry him.
474
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,648
Yeah, I kn... I'm ahead of you
on that one, hold on a second.
475
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,313
What are you gonna say?
476
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,475
Are you gonna marry me?
477
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,713
Hell, no, but I'll keep
fucking you! (grunts)
478
00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:27,878
Ooh! Ahh!
479
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,976
Uh, Dale, Derek's right in
the middle of something,
480
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,778
but, uh, he should be
coming any moment.
481
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,050
Don't dick with me, Arliss,
I need an answer now.
482
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,119
Yes or no?
483
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:36,663
Uh, hold on, one second.
484
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,390
Derek, you there?
485
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:40,674
Look, we've brought
him to his knees,
486
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:41,792
is the deal okay?
487
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,160
Yes! Yes!
488
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,328
Yes?
489
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,396
Yes!
490
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:48,804
Yes?
491
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:49,967
Yee-ess!
492
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,135
Yes!
493
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,339
Good for me.
494
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,288
Man's voice on TV: Possible
side effects of phlatadryll
495
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:03,420
include dizziness,
headaches, oily anal discharge,
496
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,022
irregular bowel movements
that may be violent
497
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,654
and uncontrollable at times,
498
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,560
narcolepsy, lupus,
bleeding of the gums,
499
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:16,404
Legionnaire's disease,
scurvy, distemper...
500
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:19,031
(doorbell)
501
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:22,127
mild elephantitis
of the cranium,
502
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,800
hypoglycemia...
503
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,640
Stanley!
504
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:27,845
I was just in the neighborhood,
505
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,683
and thought you
might be low on beer.
506
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:33,611
Oh... thanks, yeah,
I was almost out.
507
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,679
And, I brought you
a pizza, your favorite.
508
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:40,018
Goat cheese, pineapple,
anchovy, and bison.
509
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,245
Great!
510
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,690
You know, I've been thinking.
511
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,215
I've probably been overreacting
512
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,630
to this whole interview thing.
513
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,703
I... I think this is
gonna be great for you.
514
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:52,131
I bet you're learning things
about me you never knew.
515
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,767
Ah-huh! That's for sure.
516
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:57,302
Hey... is this your scrapbook?
517
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,739
Yep. Between those covers
518
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,365
is the history
of Kirby Carlisle.
519
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,609
Hey, uh... hey, who's this guy?
520
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:09,378
Ahmet Allek Asheed?
521
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,878
Oh, that's, uh, me,
when I was a Muslim.
522
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,888
Stan: Ahhh! Look
at little Kirby, huh?
523
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,787
Who's this, uh,
who's this other kid?
524
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,689
Uh, it's my brother, Cody.
525
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:25,401
Oh. I didn't know you
had an older brother.
526
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:28,074
You kiddin'? He was a stud!
527
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,703
Everything I am today
is because of him.
528
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,539
He taught me how to ride a bike,
529
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:36,784
how to throw a
ball, how to jerk off.
530
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,642
He was my biggest supporter.
531
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:43,450
We used to practice
all day and all night.
532
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,145
Came to every
game I ever played.
533
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:51,318
Ahhh! Speaking of
which, what a game.
534
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:55,530
26 of 30, five touchdowns.
535
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:59,904
Heh... your brother must have
been very proud of you that day.
536
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,365
He wasn't there.
537
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,807
Wh... he... what do you
mean he wasn't there,
538
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,605
where was he? Ah! If I
know the Carlisle lineage,
539
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,872
he was probably
with some hottie.
540
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,740
No, he was dying.
541
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,877
He had an aneurysm
the night before...
542
00:20:14,946 --> 00:20:17,176
and I was gonna skip the
game and stay with him,
543
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,819
but... he said he was fine.
544
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,346
And so I played.
545
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,388
Had the best game of my life.
546
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:29,487
And by the time it was
over... he was dead.
547
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,899
I'm sorry.
548
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,004
Y... You always hear people say,
549
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,897
He would have
wanted you to play.
550
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:42,044
Maybe he did, but I didn't.
551
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:46,648
No... he was
always there for me.
552
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,212
And I should have
been there for him.
553
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,785
I've never told anybody
how much that hurt.
554
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,464
Not even Arliss.
555
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,061
Thanks, heh.
556
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:03,797
I appreciate that.
557
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,574
Whoa, look at the
time. I gotta go.
558
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,108
So, we've crossed
the t's, dotted the i's,
559
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,743
you'll sign the
contract after the game,
560
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,108
right on the sideline.
561
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:19,636
I got the press coming, and...
562
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,651
Hey, hey, hey,
how's the new fiance?
563
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,083
I'm good, Arliss.
564
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,118
She must be a
special girl, Wichita.
565
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,853
When can I meet her?
566
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,348
Why don't you get taped?
567
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,800
Uh, I'll see you
guys after the game.
568
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,011
Good luck!
569
00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:32,187
All right.
570
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,457
Hey, you got some,
uh, eye black?
571
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,626
Hey, help yourself, man.
572
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:39,125
Derek: Hey, anybody seen
Monty? I gotta get taped up.
573
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:40,597
Damn!
574
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:46,937
Tawana?
575
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:51,182
(phone ringing)
576
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:53,607
Hello?
577
00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:54,748
Tawana: Hey, Daddy!
578
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,413
You just stay behind Otis today.
579
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,251
I don't want nobody
touching that fine, tight,
580
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:01,747
quarterback ass but me.
581
00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:07,125
♪♪
582
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:10,332
♪ I am a lineman
for the county ♪
583
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:11,795
All right, fellas, listen up.
584
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,273
Third down, so
we need this one...
585
00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,001
Arliss: When it
becomes crunch time,
586
00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:17,696
athletes are smarter
than they look.
587
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,599
Derek: Otis, watch
out for the blitz, baby.
588
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,071
Ready, break!
589
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,439
♪♪
590
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,137
I've got the papers right here.
591
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,849
Oh, best 32 million
you ever spent.
592
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,512
Derek's one of a kind,
593
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,750
Right, Rita?
594
00:22:33,451 --> 00:22:34,751
Arliss: Loyal to a fault,
595
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,490
they'll always stand
by a true friend.
596
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:42,357
♪ And the Wichita lineman ♪
597
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,097
- (bones crunching)
- (grunting)
598
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,232
Oh, my God!
599
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,497
♪ Is still on the line ♪
600
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,595
(Otis weeping)
601
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:49,697
(whistle blowing)
602
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,668
I'll tell you a story
about Kirby Carlisle
603
00:22:51,736 --> 00:22:53,336
that no one knows.
604
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,335
The day he won that Rose Bowl,
605
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,607
he didn't win it for himself.
606
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:02,176
No, he won it for the
hundred Muslim refugees
607
00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:03,247
who he sponsored,
608
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,675
and who are now
all productive citizens
609
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:06,920
of the United States.
610
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:10,485
Kirby's a quarterback for AMM.
611
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,755
He makes up the game plan,
612
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:15,694
he executes the plays.
613
00:23:16,761 --> 00:23:20,101
At last, somebody
who understands me.
614
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:24,837
Take a picture
now, motherfucker!
615
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,743
You won't be stickin'
your johnson into nothin'
616
00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:28,171
but an MRI!
617
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,440
Derek: Stop, stop!
618
00:23:29,507 --> 00:23:31,307
Arliss, you told
him, you told him!
619
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,706
Wh... wh... told him what?
620
00:23:32,777 --> 00:23:34,147
About fuckin' Tawana.
621
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,712
No, no, no, I didn't say a word!
622
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,850
Arliss, you knew?
623
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:37,915
Knew what?
624
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:38,949
Sure, he knew!
625
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:40,057
Fuck you, Arliss, you're fired!
626
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,325
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, hold on!
627
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,593
Yeah, Arliss, fuck
you, you're fired!
628
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,555
Oh!
629
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,134
D... Dale, they're joking,
they're not serious!
630
00:23:47,158 --> 00:23:48,958
We still have a deal,
it doesn't change any...
631
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,168
Rita, Rita, help
me, say somethin'!
632
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,696
I am not getting involved.
I am not getting involved.
633
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,465
I am not getting
involved, I am not...
634
00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:57,843
My name is Arliss Michaels.
635
00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,943
I represent athletes.
636
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,135
These are my stories.
637
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:04,237
Rita: I am not getting involved.
638
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:05,309
I'm not getting involved.
639
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:08,207
♪ Do you wanna play ♪
640
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,520
♪ Though I can't
afford the fall ♪
641
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:15,353
♪ No, no Livin' in a dream ♪
642
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:18,820
♪♪
643
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:25,557
♪ I'm takin' a ride ♪
644
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:33,370
♪♪
645
00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:37,208
♪ The joke is still on you ♪
646
00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:41,075
♪ You look so refined ♪
647
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:45,216
♪ And I'm livin' a lie ♪
648
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:50,193
♪♪
649
00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:57,698
♪♪
650
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:04,142
♪ Monday morning's garbage ♪
651
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:07,842
♪ Is all that we collected ♪
652
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,606
♪ We're innocent ♪
653
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,884
♪ But how can we make sense ♪
654
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,953
♪ When nothing
is as we expected ♪
655
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:19,483
♪♪
656
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:22,751
♪ When reality's too dull ♪
657
00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:24,591
♪ Oh, oh ♪
658
00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:27,326
♪ There's no one
to sit in your house ♪
659
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:30,932
♪ When you sing like a mouse ♪
660
00:25:30,982 --> 00:25:35,532
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