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One!
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Excuse... excuse me.
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- What do you want?
- 15, please.
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What's your problem?
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Nothing, nothing.
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- Are you having a go?
- No, I've got a cough.
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- That weren't a proper cough.
- No, it was.
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It was...
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See? I've got a cough.
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Yeah. Didn't sound
like a cough to me.
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Two!
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I know, I've got a
cough, you know?
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Look, why don't you just
say what you want to say?
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I don't want to say anything.
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He's scared, man, he's scared.
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Yeah, you came that close!
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Oh! Cobwebs, in here,
spiders in the building.
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Eurgh!
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All right?
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Nah. Got a bit of a cough.
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Doesn't sound too bad.
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- Piss off.
- Three!
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You're supposed to use
both arms, idiot.
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Don't want to.
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Then you'll have one big
arm, one Little arm.
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Yeah. Yeah. I want to
build this one up...
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and keep this one normal.
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Oh, don't do that.
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That's freaky - one big
arm, one Little arm.
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No, this one is really for
strong jobs, like hammering,
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and this one for
delicate things,
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like stroking cats,
or icing cakes.
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Mm.
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Have you been in the lifts?
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- Yeah.
- Bit smoky, wasn't it?
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Mm, very smoky.
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- You're stoned, Errol - Eh?
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About half an hour you realise,
it's not a great idea.
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If I'm stoned, you
must be stoned.
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So you won't be seeing it my way,
you'll be seeing it your way.
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I've got one big arm, you don't
like it, it's a bit weird...
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but it's not.
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- You're off your tits.
- Mm-hm.
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So are you.
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No.
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No, cos when I was younger,
I used to smoke a Lot.
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In those days, "a lot"
meant, like, "a lot".
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Not like these days, you know, you
hear people say they've had a Lot,
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and you Look at
it, and you go...
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"That's not a Lot,
that's not a lot".
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If you compared what they call a
lot to what we call a lot now...
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Yeah... Yeah... Yeah...
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Like, our Lot, what we
used to call a Lot, right,
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you could put it on a
plate, you got it all out,
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out of your bag, and
you'd put it on a plate,
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it would cover, it would
completely cover the plate,
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it'd be heaped up, like that,
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whereas those kids, they said, you
say, "Well, what's a lot then?"
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You got it out, they put it on a...
It'd be on a saucer,
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and it would be... little...
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- I think I am a bit, actually.
- Mm.
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You're off your tits.
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Why do they have to
smoke it in the lift?
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Cos of the pigeons.
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One... two...
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What?
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You know the old lady upstairs
that feeds the pigeons?
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- No.
- Yeah, you told me about her.
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It was a guess. If you've got a lot
of pigeons, somewhere along the Line,
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an old lady'll be involved.
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Well, you know the lads, they
just normally smoke by the bins,
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but they keep getting covered
in pigeon poo, so...
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you know, they smoke
in the lifts now.
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They got hoods, haven't they?
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Yeah, they have, they
definitely have.
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Cos I was chatting to 'em.
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Nice Lads.
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How much do you think
this mug's worth?
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39 pence.
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Yeah?
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Bought it in the car-boot sale.
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39 pence...
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- Mm.
- And that's all profit.
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No Labour, no production,
advertising.
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39p, straight in your pocket.
And would you pay 70?
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Oh yeah, yeah, I like it.
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How much do you think
I'd get for this?
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20p?
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You'd get a quid, easy! I
mean, that, that's metal.
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Mm.
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I mean, this Lot, probably
worth 15,16 quid.
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That's your pitch paid for.
The rest is profit.
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You're really gonna do
this car-boot sale, eh?
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Yeah.
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Oh! What happens when the,
er, "Oooooooh" wears off?
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That wore off ages ago.
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This is a brilliant idea.
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Not like your idea. One
big arm, one Little arm.
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Idiot.
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Ooh!
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I'll have this!
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Tenner.
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How much do you think
we'd get for this lot?
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You can't sell them.
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They belong to the brothers.
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- So?
- Well, they're a bit... nutty.
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Yes!
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Mam!
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- Can I have a Ribena?
- Yeah, me too.
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- You selling this stuff?
- No, I'm chucking that out.
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A few old letters, a
few of my drawings.
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Why couldn't you sell 'em?
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Well, I mean, would you buy a picture
of Bugs Bunny with an erection?
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Mm... No.
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Oh! I'm sick of this.
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Oh! I'm phoning the council.
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Don't, she isn't doing any harm.
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I'm sick of pigeon... Oh!
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Look at it.
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Don't. Maybe we could
make friends with her.
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- Or Liaise.
- She won't like us. We're not pigeons.
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You're such a coward.
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Not complaining about the lads in
the lifts or the ping-pong balls,
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but a Little old lady
who feeds pigeons?
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I'm phoning the council.
They're not gonna do
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anything about it,
nothing's gonna happen,
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it'll just make me feel better.
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OK.
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Oh, hello, do you have like a
"nutty neighbours" department?
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Yeah, for ones that
are really "Urrh!"
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Yeah, I'll hold.
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Mum, where's that Ribena?
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Are we playing? No!
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Where you going?
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Go on... Where you...?
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Jesus Christ, it's started.
Hang on.
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I'll get a tape.
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Jesus Christ... I hate
this pile of shit.
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Can't get the wrapper off.
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Just."
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There we are, lovely.
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Oh, Jesus wept! The
nail's come out the wall.
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You can take that kimono off
if you're a bit too hot.
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Wait a minute. Hold on.
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Get off, move off the sofa.
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Off sofa, Su Lu, the... the...
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Hold on a minute. Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Why don't you just get up there?
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Here we are.
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There we go... Jesus...
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"wept!
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Leave it.
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Jesus Christ, it's
melded into the plastic!
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Ah! Lovely!
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Cor!
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Hello.
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- What did you get that for?
- I've always wanted one of these.
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Ever since I was at school.
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Mr Paisley wouldn't
let me use it.
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He used to say, "Errol,
it'll be a cold day
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in hell before I let
you near my windows".
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We haven't got those
sort of windows.
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Don't care.
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Yes! That'll clear
the stink bomb.
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- How much?
- Two pounds.
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- Two pounds? Amazing, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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You know that staple gun?
In the cupboard?
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What?
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- I never realised, worth 4O pence.
- Oooh! 40p.
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- Get us a tea, will you?
- Tea's 50.
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Don't worry about it.
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I recognise that one.
And this one.
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You live beneath us, don't you?
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- Dunno. Do I?
- Yeah, you do.
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Yeah, we've seen you. And you.
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Where did you get all
these balls from then?
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Did you find them
on your balcony?
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No.
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- They know you nicked them.
- Shut up!
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- You gonna stand there all. day?
- They're our balls.
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You're not the only people who
play table tennis, you know.
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We play a lot of table tennis.
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Don't Look like people
who play table tennis.
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Well, some people don't
make it so obvious.
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I mean, he is brilliant.
Aren't you?
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Yeah, I'm all right.
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He'd thrash you two.
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What bat do you use then?
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Erm... It's a red one.
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Stiga? Chester Barnes?
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- Butterfly?
- Smooth or pimpled?
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It's a red one. It's just...
It's just a red bat.
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I got it for Christmas
the year our Barn; ate
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all the toothpaste and
was sick on the stairs.
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- Katish had finished with...
- Yeah.
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Don't worry about
that, he's very good.
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- Are you any good?
- Yeah.
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Until I was 12, I just
played with me hands.
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All right, we'll
play you for them.
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What, so I win, I get
to keep my own balls?
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- What's in it for me?
- Well, if you win, you get to beat us.
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Nah.
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All right, I'll
give you a tenner.
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Yeah, and I'll
give you a tenner.
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Why are you so keen to play us?
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- We just wanna play somebody else.
- Look, we just want to play someone else.
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- How much is your ?ask?
- With or without lunch?
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- Oh, sorry, I thought It was for sale.
- No, It's for sale. 2.50.
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- OK.
- I'll. just knock this back.
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Ooh!
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@GEGDU
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- ls It very hot?
- Yeah.
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I feel bad, making
you rush your Lunch.
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It's fine.
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Ooh!
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- I'll come back later - You won't
come back. Nearly finished.
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Oh, dear!
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(Glam Oh!
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Oh, well.
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Hold on.
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- Are you all right?
- Oh!
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Ooh!
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Oh: Sony.
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- Errol, can you Look after the stall?
- Yeah.
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I've got to go home for a bit.
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What's going on?
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Just clearing out
this old dear's ?at.
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You should see the state of the
place, pigeon shit everywhere.
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- Where's she gone?
- Dunno, mate.
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Were you friends?
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Not really friends, she
was a bit cliquey.
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Only, we got this bag of stuff here.
I was gonna chuck it out.
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- What's in it?
- No idea, mate.
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The usual Nana crap.
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Well, yeah, I am a
bit, actually, yeah.
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Just, you know, I took the
day off work, I've lost
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a day's wages and I
haven't got a new fridge.
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Oh, that's awful,
I'm really sorry.
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- Do you have a delivery number?
- Yes, it's, erm... PF3647.
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Let me have a quick look.
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Ah, the driver broke
down, he's going to be
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late. He should be there
by three, is that OK?
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Oh right, yeah,
that's fine, yeah.
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Look, I'm very, very sorry again,
somebody should have phoned you.
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- No problem. Thanks.
- Thank you.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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You can't sell her things.
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They were going in the bin.
250
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,406
I mean, I didn't think
they'd chuck her out.
251
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,602
What did you think
they were gonna do?
252
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,166
I thought they'd write her
name on a piece of paper,
253
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,965
put a coffee cup on top
of it, get pregnant,
254
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,721
take two years off work and send her
a Letter in Urdu about recycling.
255
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,402
- Don't Look at me like that.
- Don't you feel ashamed?
256
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,851
Little bit.
257
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,844
Obviously, you know, she
didn't need any of this stuff.
258
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:05,920
What, she didn't need this?
What, she didn't need this?
259
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:09,843
Oh, and she definitely
doesn't need this.
260
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,769
It's still wet.
261
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,928
Probably condensation.
262
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,000
No... tears.
263
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,451
Eurgh!
264
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,929
Just because she feeds pigeons, doesn't
mean she'll be at Trafalgar Square.
265
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,644
That's like saying
if you like women,
266
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,126
you spend all your
time in Stringfellows.
267
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,686
- Right.
- Know what I mean? It's pointless.
268
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,965
What do you think? Where would a one-eyed
old woman who feeds pigeons hang out?
269
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,961
I've checked the beer garden.
No sign of her.
270
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,765
- Worth a tn; - Come on.
271
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,370
Well, no, it's
hopeless, isn't it?
272
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,050
We don't even know
what she looks like.
273
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:52,211
She's got one eye, she feeds
pigeons, and she's homeless.
274
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:56,928
Just because she's got one eye, doesn't
mean she'd be in the London Eye.
275
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,406
No, it attracts a
lot of tourists.
276
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:04,287
Tourists eat sandwiches, sandwiches
mean crumbs, crumbs mean pigeons.
277
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,561
- I can't see any pigeons.
- Yeah...
278
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,965
Sorry.
279
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,527
Do Japanese eat sandwiches?
280
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,562
This is a waste of time,
we're wasting our time.
281
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,568
Could you take us, please?
282
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,409
OK, all right.
283
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,489
- Thank you!
- Hello!
284
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,330
I mean, you have to think,
where do you get pigeons?
285
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,126
- They're everywhere!
- Exactly.
286
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,766
So you think we should
Look everywhere?
287
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:36,330
No, I think we should give up. We've
got a table tennis match in an hour.
288
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,203
If we don't find her,
I'm not playing.
289
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,209
What are you doing? I'll
do it, I'll do it...
290
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,129
Right.
291
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,767
Yeah, trying to find an old lady, she
used to live at Elderberry House.
292
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,280
Fed pigeons. The
council threw her out.
293
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,722
- A few people complained.
- We get a lot of this.
294
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,810
Old ladies feeding pigeons
who upset the neighbours.
295
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,923
So we herd them all together in what
we call a pigeon feeders' refuge.
296
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,567
- Right.
- Basically, it's a big house,
297
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,604
full of old ladies covered in
pigeons, it's on Grange Road.
298
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,723
- What number?
- It's covered in pigeons.
299
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,529
Come on!
300
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,121
That is disgusting!
301
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,366
Oh!
302
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:42,611
Oh, hello, we're looking for Mrs Brookes.
She was moved here by the council.
303
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,450
- Are you going to take her away?
- Why?
304
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:50,088
Well, I mean, we all like feeding
pigeons, but she's ridiculous.
305
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:54,125
She's upsetting the other girls,
feeding their pigeons as well.
306
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,926
- Is she in?
- Yes, top of the stairs.
307
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,611
You'll know which room it is.
308
00:21:00,623 --> 00:21:03,285
And Errol, just drop
the bag and we'll go.
309
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,242
- How old are you?
- 75.
310
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,682
- When did your husband die?
- 1998.
311
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,768
- Grandchildren?
- Seven.
312
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,451
What was the most difficult
thing to find during the war?
313
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,130
Bananas.
314
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,162
Right, that's the
small talk done.
315
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,123
Errol! Come on!
316
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,520
- OK, coming.
- More crumbs.
317
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,369
Yeah.
318
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,685
- More!
- Yeah.
319
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,961
Oh! What are you doing?
320
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,331
She's running out of crumbs.
321
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,567
- More crumbs!
- OK, OK.
322
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,369
What about that lot?
323
00:21:57,381 --> 00:21:59,161
They're rejects, she
said they're no good.
324
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,440
More! More!
325
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,289
Come on, Let's go.
326
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,722
Oh! What is it with you
and feeding pigeons?
327
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,207
Well, what else you gonna
do with all these crumbs?
328
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,767
- You could stop making 'em.
- Oh. no.
329
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,850
Last time I ran out of
crumbs, this happened.
330
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,729
Eurgh!
331
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,525
Are you enjoying that?
332
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,365
You stoned yet?
333
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,641
- Stoned?
- No.
334
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,604
Give him another one.
335
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,568
- I feel sick!
- Shut up and smoke!
336
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,602
- Smoke it, what's wrong with you?
- I will.
337
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,483
Eh, not your turn.
338
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,761
Anyone got a roach?
339
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,246
What's going on?
340
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,681
New drugs policy - give them
as much as they can take
341
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,722
and they'll never go
near the stuff again.
342
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:53,731
Like when your dad catches you smoking
and makes you smoke loads of fags.
343
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,081
No, it's nothing like
that, this is cannabis.
344
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,726
Shut up and roll, you.
345
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,206
Mr Blunkett thought
it up on holiday.
346
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,844
All right, lads?
347
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,530
Errol!
348
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,881
Yeah, mash up!
349
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,402
I can't take it no more.
350
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,051
Are you not real coppers?
351
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,050
Shut up.
352
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,811
Shut up! Shut up, I said!
353
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:25,607
Shut up and smoke! Shut up!
354
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,880
Shut up!
355
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,442
Happy birthday!
356
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,087
That was yours, you were
supposed to get that.
357
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,286
Oh!
358
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,807
Come on!
359
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,883
W SEW
360
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,690
Ready?
361
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,168
- Lovely!
- Thanks.
362
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,249
Ooh! Boom! Ooh!
363
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,362
Ooh! Aah!
364
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,881
Ooh!
365
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,930
Mum, you got a plaster?
366
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,006
- Match point! Come on!
- Yes! Come on!
367
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,362
Focus.
368
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,609
Dinner's ready!
369
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,830
Thought you said you
were good at this.
370
00:24:37,842 --> 00:24:40,043
I am, you just keep
getting in me way.
371
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,050
- Think you can beat them on your own?
- Yeah.
372
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,081
All right.
373
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,043
I've injured my hand, you'll
have to play them on your own.
374
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,491
Is that all right?
375
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,807
- Fair enough.
- Your funeral.
376
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,523
- You ready?
- Yeah.
377
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,404
- What did you have for dinner?
- Toad-in-the-hole.
378
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,680
No chance.
379
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,727
- Oh yes!
- Come on!
380
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,809
It's your return,
it's your return.
381
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,886
Come on!
382
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,370
What's that? What you doing?
383
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,170
What was that?
384
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,406
You're rubbish!
385
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,122
Alan... you're in my way.
386
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,248
- Oh! Ow! Ow!
- You all right?
387
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,568
Show me, show me, show me.
388
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,011
Show us.
389
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,446
- Come on, concentrate!
- Let's go. Come on.
390
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,925
Match point.
391
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,604
Pudding!
392
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,246
Yes!
393
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,690
- All right.
- Yeah.
394
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,610
- You only won a game, that's all.
- Yeah. Winner!
395
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,449
Errol Errol
396
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,883
Errol
397
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,366
I thought you'd cleaned
these windows.
398
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,289
I did.
399
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,005
Could've eaten me
dinner off 'em...
400
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,361
if it were ?at and
not like they are.
401
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,404
Has she moved back in?
402
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,968
No, the lads in the lifts
are squatting in her ?at.
403
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,809
I was just chatting
to them earlier.
404
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,068
What, and they've started
feeding pigeons?
405
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,320
Yeah.
406
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,442
But only when the police
van's parked outside.
407
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,322
Errol Where's the phone?
408
00:27:31,372 --> 00:27:35,922
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