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David.
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We have to go.
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- Got everything?
- Yes.
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Are we just going to leave?
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Yes. Why?
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No, nothing.
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Fuck. My phone.
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Damn it.
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Hey. Morning. We're leaving.
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- What fucking time is it?
- I don't know.
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Fuck, man. I didn't
sleep at all.
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- Are the others still asleep?
- I think so.
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Shall we grab something to eat?
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We have to go home. I've
got somewhere to be.
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- What are you doing now?
- Dunno. Just taking it easy.
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I'll come with you. We can
grab some food, play some FIFA.
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- I dunno.
- Great.
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- Are you kidding me?!
- Sorry.
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Want some gum?
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This is cozy.
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Alright. Thai. Coke for the
kids. Did you order the chicken?
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- No, that's mine. Which one's yours?
- It's mine.
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Can I have some chicken?
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Shit, man. I'm done.
Seriously. Look.
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Fuck me! She's the woman
of my dreams. I'm serious.
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This is next level shit.
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I have to write to
her. What shall I say?
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Thanks for last night?
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No, that's boring. What
shall I say to Camille?
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I dunno. Write
whatever you want.
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But you girls are so
much better at it.
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How cool would it be if I wrote
to her in French? Je suis Charlie.
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You're an idiot if you do that.
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Did she say anything
about me yesterday?
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No.
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- What? Nothing at all?
- No.
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- Not even, "How do you know Mario?"
- No.
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That's mad. OK, listen to this.
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You're so damn cute, it's
killing me. Will you marry me?
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Tu as I'air si grosse
que je meurs...
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I'm going to take a shower.
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- Where are you going?
- I'm going to study with Miriam.
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Tell her she's missed the boat.
I've met someone else now.
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- I'm not sure she'll survive.
- That's just how it goes.
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- Siri.
- Huh?
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- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
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Why?
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- And you?
- Yes, I'm OK as long as you're OK.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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Shit. I'm so late. Have
you seen my tobacco?
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- Bye.
- Ciao.
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- See you later.
- Yeah.
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It's all good.
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- What are your notes on...
- One sec.
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- Yeah.
- democratic legal systems
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and the effect of NGOs
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on the implementation of
environmental legislation?
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- Democratic legal systems...
- and the effect of NGOs
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on the implementation of
environmental legislation.
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Twelfth of September.
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I don't remember
taking notes on that.
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- When was that?
- Twelfth of September.
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It's when I got my
tonsils out, remember?
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- You told me you'd take those notes.
- Oh, shit.
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You definitely have it,
cos I even texted you
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and you were like, "Don't
worry, I've got them."
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- Do you wanna grab a coffee?
- Yeah.
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We were just speaking about
Harris' lecture. It's a joke.
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- It's honestly just ridiculous.
- I'm gonna report it.
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It's not on. Think about how
much money we pay for this shit.
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Seriously unacceptable.
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Let's just have a coffee,
chill out for a bit.
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Tell me about it.
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Yeah, she came back from
Australia in September
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and she'd met this really hot
Chinese-American guy out there
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and he's like rewired
her or something.
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So, now she exclusively
wants to bang Asian guys
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but she wants them to speak
Mandarin and Korean to her in bed.
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- Isn't that racist?
- Why?
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I dunno, it's like
reverse sexual racism.
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It feels like a red flag.
I can't pinpoint why.
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Like, preferring a
specific race, sexually.
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I'm Jewish and that's what
we're brought up to do.
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The continuation of the
Jewish people depends on it.
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True. I've never fucked
an Asian guy. Have you?
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Nope. Maybe that's going
to be my new mission.
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Yes. I mean, according to
Sophia, it's the best sex ever.
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Asians are filthy rich, too.
They basically rule the world.
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But they've got that deficiency
that makes them allergic to alcohol.
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They go fucking bonkers
when they drink.
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Cute babies;
Jewish-Chinese. Jeweesh.
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Bet my dad would love that.
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Is there not, like, an
exclusive Jewish dating site?
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Yeah, loads of them. But I'm looking
for someone to shag not marry.
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- My dirty-talker was Jewish.
- What was his name?
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- Aaron.
- Aaron what?
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I don't fucking know.
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Basically, this guy
I fucked spoke to me
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in the filthiest way
you can ever imagine.
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Like, the nasty shit that
came out of his mouth,
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it was fucking insane.
Fucking loved it.
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Nice.
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Yeah. I'm going to
get another coffee.
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Do you guys want one?
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- Thank you.
- No worries.
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God, the time and effort
we put into this shit
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with minimal outcome.
It's fucking ridiculous.
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Must be so easy for you having it
all sorted and off your shoulders.
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How the fuck do you
and David do it?
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How do we do what?
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Maintain a relationship. Be
this perfect unbreakable unit.
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I thought you were just
looking for somebody to shag.
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Cos the relationship thing just
seems like an impossibility.
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It's not like I don't want it, I
just can't seem to make it work.
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At some point you've
just got to surrender
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and make the best of it.
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I can't be both
unloved and unfucked.
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Doesn't David have
any hot friends?
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Mario.
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Except Mario. I am not
going down that road twice.
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Bless his little arse.
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Even fucking Happ'n
has given up on me.
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See what I mean?
Would you fuck him?
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- What's wrong with him?
- Uh, seriously.
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What about this guy?
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- He's fat.
- He's not fat.
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Anyone who only puts pictures
of themselves from the neck up
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is fat.
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- He's cute.
- I don't want cute.
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What do you want?
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Someone hot who will fuck
me like I'm a piece of meat
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and praise my intellect
at the same time.
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- Was it difficult getting Ritalin?
- You just book an appointment.
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Just go there like,
I think I have ADHD?
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00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,360
Pretty much. They give you
this self-screening test,
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you fake the answers,
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and you sit down with a shrink
and say your life is shit
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and that you really
need the meds.
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- I'm gonna do that.
- It's great for boosting your focus.
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Yeah, that's what I need.
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I'd fuck him.
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Oh, my God. Look at that body.
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Oh, fuck.
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00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,160
Yeah, he's...
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Oh, fuck, he's a dancer.
That's really fucking hot.
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Present mind, a creative
soul, looking for another.
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Crossed my path on
Southampton Row one hour ago.
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Oh, my God, I
fucking love Happ'n.
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Please tell me there's
a link to Instagram.
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Fuck me.
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He's like the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
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Yeah, I'd plier on
his dick any day.
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- Fuck.
- Is he real?
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He must just be... Am I having
vagina hallucinations, do you think?
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ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY HOME?
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- Making up the perfect man.
- I spy a ballet trip coming on.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. Ballet, girls.
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What if we fuck at the ballet?
That would just be perfect.
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What, when he's on stage?
That's like some creepy fantasy.
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Like voyeuristic.
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I've never done that. Maybe
that's in the stars for me.
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- You alright?
- Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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There she is!
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How was the study session?
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Yeah, dog. Yeah,
man, sick! Fuck.
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I got him, David.
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Shall we go to bed?
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Hey...
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What's going on?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, should we
talk about it? Huh?
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I don't know.
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No. I don't know either.
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But are we OK?
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You haven't told
Mario, have you?
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No. You mean about...?
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No.
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I don't want you to tell anyone.
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No.
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- Promise me.
- I promise.
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Good night.
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Do you love me?
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Yes.
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Do you think I'm hot?
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Yes, I think you're hot.
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- Say it.
- You're so fucking hot.
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Am I hotter than her?
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Yes.
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Say it again. Say
I'm hotter than her.
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You're so much hotter.
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- Tell me you love my pussy.
- I love your pussy.
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I love you. I love fucking you.
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I love fucking you too.
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I want you to come inside me.
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Tell me you love me.
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I love you.
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- I'm going to come.
- Come inside me.
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Come inside me.
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00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,200
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