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-Welcome to the White Lotus.
-Happy to be here.

We just got married
the day before yesterday.

Sounds like you scored.
He's super rich.

Well, his family is wealthy.

I think you put us
in the wrong room.

Maybe I should call my mother?

Why do you keep looking
at your dick?

I'm looking at my balls.

Are they bigger?
I haven't seen them in a while.

-It's cancer.
-We have not gotten the results.

Nicole, it's the doctor.

-♪ ♪

She can't have a baby
the first day on the job!

Did you think that guy was hot?

What guy?

-Fuck!

Does this suck?

Are you worried
we're gonna get bored?

No.

I wish we had drugs.

I know.

I have weed.

-Holy shit.
-It's not very much.

I don't have anything
to smoke it with, though.

Oh, wait.

What am I talking about?

I threw it in last minute.

Fucking legend.

-Is your mom gonna freak?
-Yeah, totally.

Do you wanna do a shotgun?

Yes.

We're gonna get fat.

This shit makes
everything delicious.

Oh, shit. I have Addies
if you wanna be skinny tweakers.

I don't like taking 'em, though,
'cause then I can't sleep

-and I get all jittery.
-Oh, well, I...

I brought Ambien,

uh, Xanax, and a few Klonopin.
But we can't use it all

'cause I need them
for my panic attacks.

Holy shit.

I totally forgot that I stashed
some ketamine in here, Paula.

We're so stacked.

Hawaiian K-hole.

I love it when you whisper.

Do you wanna do some ASMR?

Yeah! Oh, thank God.

The fuck?

Everything's fine.

Your dad just found out
he doesn't have cancer.

-What?
-Is something on fire?

No, uh, we're just
doing witchcraft.

Making offerings to Hecate.

Oh.

Well, isn't it great news
about your dad?

He was convinced he's dying,
but he's gonna live.

Okay, great.

Can you guys go back
to your spaces now?

Okay. Night.

Honey, the kids are so happy.

I just told them,
and they're thrilled.

Can I get a hit?

No.

I'm telling Mom

that you're doing
bong rips in the room, then.

Don't be a little bitch.

Snitches get stitches.

-Where were we?

♪ ("HAWAI'I AU"
BY THE SUNDAY MANOA PLAYING) ♪

So, what's going on? How's Lani?

Who's Lani?

Wait. Are you serious?

The trainee that had a baby
in your office.

Yeah. She's, um...

She's at the hospital.
I think she's okay.

How's the baby?

Well, if it had died,
I think I would've heard.

Are... Are you okay?

I was criticizing her all day,
and she was in fucking labor.

Last night, I wanted a drink
so fucking bad.

Uh-uh. Listen,
you are five years sober.

You don't wanna mess with that.

Yeah, but what if I just
can't fucking do this anymore?

You're gonna get it together.
Okay?

You still got some gas
in the tank, right?

Aloha.

This is Mr. Ferrer,
in the Bredford suite.

Yes, Mr. Ferrer,
how can I help you?

The treble
on my TV is too high.

Just go.

I need it removed
from the sound bar.

Uh-huh.

Girls.

Let's get going.
You don't wanna miss breakfast.

Mom, you can't just
open the doors.

-Why not?
-Paula's an HSP.

What is that?

Highly sensitive person.

That's not real.

Mom,
it's a clinical diagnosis.

Really? Who's her physician?
Lena Dunham?

It's real.

Yeah, you could
inflame my Morgellons.

We don't want that.
Sorry, Paula.

Next time I'll knock.

-Morning, ladies.
-Oh, good, honey.

-Let's get breakfast.
-Okay.

What the hell?

Quinn, why are you on the floor?

There's no air in here.

Olivia.
What?

Your brother is stroking out
in the kitchen.

What? Dad, what the hell
are you doing?

-You're so beautiful.
Ugh.

You're so smart.

Don't you think?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Guys! Ugh, this is...

Is that a water bong?

Hey, did you guys bring pot
on the plane?

-We found it on the beach.
-It's prescription.

Yeah, what-- what are you,
opening a Mexican pharmacy?

It's prescription.

They were partying all night
and making weird lesbian noises.

Ugh.
-We weren't being lesbians, Dad.

Yeah, we were being sea hags.

I think this might be
better over here.

Uh, okay.
Hey, sweetie.

I thought I had cancer,
but I don't.

Yeah. I just have an abnormal
reaction to a virus.

That's great.

Yeah! So I have a--
like a new lease on life.

You're not getting
rid of me yet, kid.

Why'd you think you had cancer?

Well, if you really
wanna know, Paula,

my testicles are swollen.

Swole balls?

-Really?
-Yeah.

Did they biopsy your balls, Dad?

-No, just an MRI.
-Are they still big?

Have they deflated yet?

-Not yet.
So if it's a virus,

are you contagious?

If we caught it
what would happen to us?

Will our clits explode?

That's a nauseating image,
Olivia.

-Honey, what are you doing?
I'm cleaning up.

No, you're rearranging
the hotel room.

No, I'm improving our space.

Stop moving furniture, Nic.

We're here for a week.
I need nice feng shui.

Dad, she's having
another manic episode.

Oh, good.

Okay. Let's go guys,
let's go to breakfast.

-Quinn, get your clothes on.
-Mom, it's vacation!

It's a breakfast buffet
in Hawaii!

It shouldn't be
a stressful situation!

Does he have to slam every door?

What?
-Love ya, bud.

Hey.

Buffet is decent.

What is it?

I just got an offer
to do a piece.

Ah, you're on your honeymoon.
Fuck that.

Yeah.

Does it sound good?

Oh, it's, um, about
a YouTube influencer

who sponsored
a Get Out The Vote campaign.

And then he took
the five winners

to Burning Man in a--
an electric RV

that can actually hover
above the ground.

What? Fuck that.

Yeah.

But he got 80,000 teenagers
to register to vote.

What are they gonna pay you?

-A few hundred dollars.

No way. Tell 'em no.

Well... Thank you.

I can't say no.
If I keep saying no,

then they're-- they're not gonna
come to me anymore.

Like, if I want assignments,
then I--

I need to stay in the mix.

Yeah, but what?
You're on your honeymoon.

You're gonna hole up
in the hotel room,

just write some
disposable garbage?

It's not garbage.

Yeah, fine, but it's like--

it's like so many of
the assignments they give you.

It's just clickbait
gussied up as some, like,

high-minded trendy
woke bullshit.

Plus, what does it matter
if they stop calling?
You don't need the money.

Yeah, but I spent
years of my life

building these relationships.

Look...

You did those jobs
for dough. Right?

'Cause you needed the work.
And...

I don't know,
I hate to, like, blow your mind,

but your situation has changed.

Like, you don't need
to do anything anymore.

Now you just do
what you wanna do.

And whatever that is.

Well, that's very
generous of you.

You're my wife.
Come on.

You must've thought about this.

The reality of that's,
like, hard to process, you know?

Like, my parents
were always broke,

and I haven't spent a day
of my life, Shane,

where I wasn't hustling

or generally just worried
about money.

Welcome to the rest
of your wonderful life.

I'll be right back.
'Scuse me.

Hey, excuse me. Hey, buddy.

-Excuse me.
Ah, Mr. Patton.

-How are you this morning?
-Yeah. Okay.

So I have this email here,
forwarded from my mother.

Oh, an email from your mother.

Okay. Okay.

So, yesterday you said

that we paid for the room
that we have.

But actually we did pay
more money

for the room
we don't have. So...

I assure you,
your mother is only paying

the rate for your current room.

Right.

You guys made a mistake.

Okay? So just...

just own up to your mistake,
it's all I'm asking.

Well, if there's been a mistake,
I do apologize.

I'm so very sorry.

Thank you.

Um, mistakes happen, you know,

but I'm just on my honeymoon,
you know,

and, uh, it's just not
the kind of trip

where you wanna be
impacted negatively

-by someone else's mistake.
-Oh, of course not.

Right, so, I guess
I'm just wondering what, uh,

you might be able to do for us
to make us feel better

about the whole situation?

Well, as I told you yesterday,

the Pineapple Suite is occupied.

Right. When are they leaving?

The Volkmers are departing
the day before you,
on Wednesday.

And due to our new
cleaning policy,

there would not be enough time
to get you in there.

Okay. Um...

Do you think we can get
another kind of upgrade?

Well, you and your wife
are in the biggest suite.

Besides the Pineapple Suite.

There is another suite
in the same category,

with a slightly bigger
floor plan

because it has a second
powder room.

Okay.
-I could see if it's available.

Would you like a second toilet?

Yeah. Great.

Yeah, it's a garden suite,
so no ocean view,

but it does have that
second toilet.

Um, no. That's...
That's-- that's all right.

Look, you are a valued guest,
Mr. Patton.

And I sense your frustration.

Yeah.

Since I can't get you
the other room, um,

I am hopeful
there's some other way

we can make this up to you.

Let me think on it, okay?

-You go enjoy your day.
Okay.

-And I'll come find you later.
-Yeah.

-Okay.
-Okay.

All right. Thanks.

Ooh.

Belinda...

You...

you, you're so good at this.

-Feeling better?
Oh my God.

Was that really 90 minutes?

'Cause, oh my God,
it-- it felt like ten.

I think you fell asleep.

Oh my God. I know
I fell asleep because I...

I dreamt that I was on the top

of this beautiful mountain range
in Asia.

Oh, that's cool.

And I had a cyanide pill.

And I just...

Listen, you--
you are so talented.

-Thank you.
You know, most people,

they really don't know
what they're doing.

You know, they--
they lie you down and...

and then you just
get lubricated. But...

you...

you really know
where you're going.

Do you think you could have
dinner with me

at the hotel tonight?
Come on.

'Cause I woke up this morning
and I swear to God,

I felt better today
than I've ever felt in my life,

and I just really need to know
how you did that.

The hotel doesn't really like it

when the staff interacts
with the guests in that way.

What do you mean?
You can't have dinner?

It would be unusual.

Like some kind of caste system?

Tanya, thank you
so much for the invitation.

-I really appreciate it.
-That's absurd.

We can have dinner.
Who do I to talk to?

You know what? Um...

I'll talk to Armond,
and I'm sure it'll be fine.

Yeah, it will be fine. Yeah.

Um, I get off at 7:00.

Yeah, that's good.
I mean, like a couple minutes

after 7:00 at the--
at the restaurant.

Sounds great.

You guys have like nachos?

You wanted the aloha nachos?

-Uh, yes.
-Aloha nachos comin' up.

Ah, ja.

Ja, ja, ja. Uh-huh.

Ja.
Ja.

Well, I'm sure
I'll see you around.

-It was nice to meet you.
-See you later.

-Auf wiedersehen.
-Tschüss.

Who are they?

Ah, it's the German couple
that's staying in our room.

Mm.

He's a fucking liar.

The husband?

No, the-- no, the fucking dude
at the fucking front desk.

You said he apologized.

Yeah.

He told me the Germans
were leaving Wednesday

so we wouldn't have enough time
to switch rooms
and get in there.

They just told me they're flying
back to Hamburg on Tuesday.

Well, then we can get
into the room on Tuesday.

-What's the big deal?
-Uh, he lied.

Well, maybe he just
got it wrong.

No. He does not want us
to have that room.

Why wouldn't he want us
to have the room?

Why would he care?

I bet because he thinks
I'm an asshole.

Well, were you an asshole?

No.

No, I was actually trying
to not be an asshole.

But you failed?

I'll call my mom, see if they

refunded the difference
between the rooms.

Honey? Hi.
-Hey, Mom. What's up?

Okay, so the situation
with the room is not resolved.

No.
-Can you check and see

if you got a refund
from the White Lotus?

Let's just call Lorenzo.

Who's Lorenzo?

The travel agent, sweetie.

We always use him. He's a shark.

Yeah, yeah,
get him in on it.

Should I?
Yeah, why not.

That's what travel agents
are for, right?

He'll deal with it.

She's gonna have Lorenzo call.

They're gonna regret this.

Lorenzo is a gay Filipino beast.

Hey!

Ooh.

Quinn, come on.

Let's cut down
on the screen time, okay?

Come on. Look around.

Isn't this place gorgeous, huh?

Yeah?

How lucky are we, huh?

You know,
when I was your age,

my dad died.

One of the great sadnesses
of my life is that

you two never got the chance
to know each other.

Dad, can I, um, save my game
so I don't lose my score?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

He was like a real alpha,
you know?

He was tough.

He was tough on me.

I worshipped him, you know?

He was a good man.

You know, when I thought
I had cancer,

-I told myself--
-You mean yesterday?

Yeah.

Life's too short.

You gotta make the most
out of every moment.

You know, we've got to make
the most out of every moment.

Yeah, but with each other.

So I signed us up
to get certified in scuba.

-No.
-Yeah, come on.

-It's like eight hours
in the pool.
-Eight hours?

Yeah, but then we get to
go out in the ocean!

-Dad, that's gonna suck so hard.
No, come on.

Look, I wanna do this
with you, pal.

Like, my dad was like
this sportsman

and we did all this
active stuff together.

I never passed that on
to you, okay?

So let's-- let's mix it up,
let's bro out. Come on.

Okay, fine.

-What?
Fine.

-Yes?
-Fine.

You make me so happy.

Sorry, am I interrupting?

Uh, it's fine. Hi.

Hi. I just wanna say hi.
Um, I'm Rachel.

Oh, hi, Rachel, I'm Nicole.

I know who you are.
Nicole Mossbacher.

Can I-- uh,
do you mind if I sit?

-Please.
-Yeah. Thank you. Thanks.

Hi, I'm sorry,

I hope I'm not
disrupting your work.

-I know you have a huge job.
-Oh.

I'm... I'm answering emails,
and they know I'm on vacation.

Great.

-Um, are you on your honeymoon?
-Yes.

We saw you
and your husband on the boat,

and you had that newlywed glow
about you, congratulations.

Thank you.

I'm, actually, I'm having
a little career crisis,

and I, uh, saw you working
over here,

and I... I just wanted to say
that I admire you,

and you've just accomplished
so much,

and, as a woman, it's--
it's really-- it's inspiring,

so I-- I-- I just wanted
to tell you that.

-That's very sweet.
-Sure.

What's your career crisis?

Oh, I don't know, um...

It's a long story
but, uh, you know, I just--

I've been hustling
my whole life,

and I've made inroads,

and it's not, like,
the best career,

but it's not nothing either,
you know.

Um, but Shane, my husband,

he's from this very,
very wealthy family

and he's very successful,
like way more than I am.

And I just sometimes
feel like...

I worry that his orbit is--

is stronger than mine
and that, like,

I don't know, that like
his gravitational pull

is gonna like just suck me in
and, um...

Like you'll become a moon
to his planet?

Yes, and not only lose
my mediocre career,

which is whatever,
but also, like, myself.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Do you know what I'm saying?

May I ask?
Did you sign a prenup?

Yes.

But it's, you know,
generous but--

But if your marriage ends,
you're not set for life?

No. I mean,
there's like a structure to it,

and a time component,

and it's like complicated,
but basically no.

Then I think you've got to be
really careful.

And you've got to keep
your own orbit going.

Because you don't want
a few years down the line

to have abandoned your career,

and I'm not saying
this is gonna happen to you,

but marriages don't
always work out.

Especially because
you seem to be

a smart and appealing
young woman.

Thank you.

Your power is your independence.

Don't give up your power.

Okay.

Well, thank you so much
for talking to me.

Women have a lot to navigate.

And I just think it's really
important to support women

-when I can.
-That's awesome.

Well, I won't bother you
any more,

but thank you so much.

My pleasure, Rachel.

What do you do, by the way?

Oh, I'm, um...
I'm a journalist.

Ah, amazing.

Yeah.
-What outlet?

I'm freelance,
so all over the place,

but, um...

I actually--
I wrote a profile about you.

I mean, not just you,
uh, also, you know...

It was, um, "Ten Power Women
in the Tech World."

It was for, uh, Business World.

-You wrote that?
-Yes.

-You're kidding.
-Mm-hmm.

That was a fucked-up piece.

-What?
Yeah, I remember that.

That was a hatchet job.

Well, it was a puff piece.
Are you being serious?

I-- it said you were kicking
the corporate world's ass.

No, you made it out like
I got my promotion

because of optics.

"She rode the Me Too wave."
Bullshit like that.

Well, I couldn't not mention
the lawsuits.

But you didn't have to
make me come across

like I was some kind of
Machiavellian gorgon

using the victimization
of the other women in my company

just to further
my own craven ambitions.

It didn't read like that.

I mean, that's the kind of thing
that hurts me,

not to mention the cause.

Well, I didn't think that,
I mean...

It--

I was just basically repurposing

the profile of you
from The Post.

Well, then
that's bad journalism.

Not to mention, inaccurate.

I mean, I climbed
a hellish ladder on my own,

working my ass off.

I didn't ride some wave.

Well, I...

I'm sorry
that you didn't like the piece.

I don't know what else to say.

-Well, have a nice vacation.
-Have a nice vacation, Rachel.

Yeah.
Have a nice vacation. Okay.

You sure you wanna do this?

I don't know.
How long does it last?

Like twenty minutes.

Then yeah, definitely.

Here.

Oh my Lord.

Right?

Thank you for bringing me here.

You have no idea
how happy I am you're here.

-Oh, fuck.
-What?

Oh, fuck. Look. Oh, no.

Hey. Hi, girls.

Hello! Hi. Hey. Hi.

-How are ya? Having fun?

Oh my gosh.

Both of you are so pretty.

I've never seen you this close.
Wow.

Look at your skin!
Oh my gosh.

You have the most
beautiful skin I've ever seen.

Really, like the dewy skin
that athletes have,

like, after a race,
like, just-- but it's natural.

Anyway, don't mind me,
'cause I'm here--

I'm--
I'm just scouting right now.

I have a bunch of ashes that
I need to throw in the ocean.

I'm just looking
for the perfect spot.

My mother passed away
a couple weeks ago.

She was in bad shape
for a very long time

and, uh, she loved the ocean.

That's why I brought her
with me.

It's a heavy box.

You know, I just don't think

that I'm gonna be able
to toss the ashes

right there on the shoreline
like that.

What if she just splashes
back onto the beach?

It would be like littering.

I think I wanna charter a boat
and just bring her out

into, like, the deepest
part of the ocean...

...way, way out into the deep,

and sprinkle her
very thoroughly.

What do you think?

We got-- we gotta go.

Yeah. We have to pee
really, really bad.

I know, I have to pee
but I'm not-- I'm holding it.

So sorry about your mom.

Well, have a nice day, girls.

Hey! Girls, you left your...

Do you know
who you're dealing with?

His father is Peter Patton.
You have to make this right.

I send all my clients
to the White Lotus.

I've given you
loads of business.

I know Randy Zeoli personally.

I'm taking care of it, sir,
I told you.

I will call Randy Zeoli.

I'm giving them freebies.

They'll be in the room
by Wednesday.

I thought the Germans
were leaving Tuesday.

We have our cleaning protocol.

Oh my God.
Fuck your protocol.

We'll get them in
as soon as we can.

-I have to go now, I'm afraid.
Tuesday.

Fuck my ass! What?

Some lady found this
on the beach and gave it to me.

I was gonna put it
in the lost and found.

-What, no tag?
No.

-You all right, boss?

I'm busy.
Anything else?

Nope.

This is Christie.

Yes, uh, Christie,
we need to send flowers

to Lani's room
at the hospital right away.

Okay.
Do you want me to call

Tropical Florists
or Nana's or...

No, just have one of the girls
do an arrangement

and a valet can drop it off.

Okay. And what
should we say on the card?

It doesn't--
On the card, just write,

"Love and well wishes to you
and..."

Do we know the name of the baby?

No, but I could call
the hospital to find out.

Well, it doesn't matter.
Um, just "Love and well wishes

from Armond and all your friends
at the White Lotus."

Today?
-Yeah, and let me know
when it's delivered. Thank you.

Have you seen our bag?
It's like a green bag.

No, sorry.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I don't see it,
it's not here.

Olivia, fuck!

♪ ("'OHI'A HUA PALAKU"
BY THE SUNDAY MANOA PLAYING) ♪

Where were you guys?

Paula lost her backpack
on the beach.

It's got some crucial shit
in there.

What kind of crucial shit?

All of my thoughts...

for the thesis
that I'm about to write.

-Ah.
-Oh.

-Already working on your thesis?
Hmm.

That's impressive.
What's it on?

-Um, colonialism.
-Oh, big topic.

That's why we need to find
the backpack.

Here you go.
-Thanks.

That pretty girl
who was on the boat with us

was at the pool today.

She said she was a fan.

Of who?

Of me.

It was nice to hear,

although she's
a terrible journalist.

So, I think I'm gonna
take the job.

What?
Oh, you're joking.

I think I should do it.

You're gonna write an article

about a floating RV
at Burning Man

while we're here?

I just-- I can't just walk away
from my career, Shane.

No one's asking you to walk away
from your career.

We're on our honeymoon.

-Why are you so angry?
I'm not angry, I'm...

'Cause it's fucking weird.

You haven't worked
for like the last couple months.

I was dealing with the wedding,
and exactly.

You're gonna take a job
while we're here?

That, to be honest, it's...

That's rude. Okay? So, no.

No.

I just think it's funny that
I'm a role model to strangers.

But...

But what?

Most people admire
people who achieve things,

but you somehow look at it as if
it's a personality disorder.

Making shit happen all the time
is a compulsion.

It staves off
feelings of emptiness.

Or whatever.
Okay. The real question is,

what exactly are you
getting done?

Putin is an overachiever.

He's impressive, also evil.

Liv, your mother is not Putin.

-Thank you.
-Yeah.

She runs one of
the most profitable
search engines in America.

And she's made it as a woman
in a male-dominated culture.

It's very cool.

And her company
is a part of the unraveling

of the social fabric.

Should I be rooting for that

just because it's run
by a woman?

No, you should be
rooting for that
because it's your mother.

Shane, you can't say no.
Shane, it's my decision.

It doesn't make
any fucking sense.

You're gonna ruin
our fucking honeymoon.

Is that what you wanna do?
Ruin this whole thing?

Mr. and Mrs. Patton,
good evening.

I come bearing gifts,

a complimentary bottle
of Veuve Clicquot. May I pour?

Thanks.
-Wonderful.

I am so very sorry
for all the confusion...

and I am determined

to get you
into the Pineapple Suite

before you leave.

There we are.

Please enjoy.

Travel agent must've called.
Finally getting some respect.

I'm gonna go see
if anyone's found our bag.

Excuse me.
-Yes?

Where's the lost and found?

Lost and found?

My friend, she lost her backpack
today on the beach out front.

It's green. I was just wondering
if someone turned it in or...

-I can check in the office.
Okay.

There's a lot of important
things in there.

I'm sure.
I'll take a look.

No luck, I'm afraid.

But we'll definitely
keep an eye out.

Yeah.
Keep an eye out.

All right.

I always thought
it would be cool

to bring people
instant relief.

I just-- I really have so much
respect for what you do.

Thank you.

Are you enjoying
your shrimp tacos?

They're really good.

This is so nice.

More than dinner,
it's nice to get

such positive feedback,
you know?

It's nice to know you're
really making a difference

'cause sometimes,
I question that.

Why would you ever
question that?

Well, the clientele here
is mostly rich white people,

and to be honest,
I struggle with that.

Oh.

Okay.

How about this?

Whatever they're paying you,
I'll double it.

You can get paid to have fun
on your honeymoon, with me.

I do think
that there's a purpose

in helping even rich people,
you know?

Helping them to find healing,

making them feel more present,
more aware.

-Yeah.
-Because rich people,

they're the ones that,
you know...

are fucking up the whole world.

Yeah. I mean,

I know a lot of rich,
white, fucked up people.

They could really use you.

Have...

Have you ever thought about

starting, like,
your own business?

Come on.

No, because I would be down
for funding something like that.

-That's--
-You have a beautiful family.

-Oh!
-Oh, thank you.

I know. Yes, I-- I know.

I'm the lady from the boat.

-I saw you guys.
-That's right. Yes.

And this is Belinda,
she works in the spa.

Hi.

And she's just incredible.

I mean, I was in agony yesterday
and I woke up this morning

and I had no pain at all.

Great. Oh, good.
I'll make an appointment.

-Of course, yeah.
-If she's not booked with me.

Okay.

Well...

I could be your publicist.

Where were you?

Bathroom.
What'd he say?

He's gonna look into it.

Everyone... Sorry.

I don't know
why I just stood up.

Uh...

This may be a little cheesy.

But, um, I just wanted to say...

that I had
a little health scare...

♪ ("KE KALI NEI AU"
BY MAHI BEAMER PLAYING) ♪

...and it turned out
to be a real blessing,

because it's the kind of thing

that gives you a new
perspective on life and...

and how lucky we all are.

And when you really
think about it, I mean...

...we have no problems.

We've got food to eat, family,

we're healthy and alive.

And when you think about how...

That-- that family...

is so obnoxious.

The mother is a bitch.

And the daughter
is a bitch also.

Never take anything for granted.

It's also a reminder
to look at things in a new way,

and if you do,

then, like, every day
can be a new day, right?

And if it is...

it's like you're al--

you're always
being born into life...

like, all the time.

You're not stuck...

decaying or dying.

Anyway, that's just
what I was thinking about.

I just wanna share it and...

just... I love you guys.

That's so sweet, honey.

Quinn. Quinn, just--

Oh, you know what?
Actually, I think I got it.

Okay. Oh, yes.

Mom, what are you doing?

Your brother is gonna suffocate
if he sleeps in the kitchen.

-So get him his own room.
-Olivia.

What?
You can put a fan in there.

No. This is perfect.
This is fine. You sleep here.

You girls be nice.

Good night.

We don't want you in here.

Fine.

I'll just sleep
on the fucking beach.

That was easy.

Who's the guy?

What guy?

The guy you were with
by the lobby. I saw you.

Just some busboy,
I don't know.

Seemed like you knew him.

He's just some random
who tried to pick me up.

Hmm.

There. I emailed them
and I told them

that I'm on my honeymoon
and I cannot do the piece.

Are you happy?

Yeah.
Thanks, baba.

Yeah.
Whatever. Whatever.

Hey.

You know what
I'm gonna do for you?

-Hmm.
-Because I love you so much.

Hmm.

I am gonna give you
what every girl

in America wants, apparently.

A trip to Burning Man
in an electric RV

that can levitate
above the ground.

-I love my wife.

My wife is so hot.

Stop.
-I love my wife.

-My wife is so hot.

My wife.

You're my wife.

My wife.

-Just give me a second, please.
Mm-hmm.

Hello?

Mark?
It's your Uncle Charlie.

Hey, Uncle Charlie!
How are you?

Well, you know,
no big complaints.

-Same old shit, you know.
-Yeah.

I saw you called me.

Yeah, um, I'm actually in Hawaii
with the family.

Hawaii, great!

-Yeah.
Son of a bitch.

Yeah, it's good. It's great.
It's really nice to get away.

Um, yeah, I called.
I had this health scare

and I thought
I might have cancer.

Cancer, no.

Yeah. No, I-- but I don't.
I'm fine.

There's nothing to worry about.
But, um...

Oh, that's good, Mark. Good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I called
because I was worried

and I just, you know,
I couldn't-- I couldn't remember

what kind of, uh, cancer,
um, dad had.

Cancer? What--
what-- what type of cancer?

Yeah. Yeah,
the cancer that killed him.

Well, Mark,

your dad didn't die of cancer.

What? Wait.

He-- he didn't? I--

I thought for sure
that he died of cancer.

No, Mark,

your dad didn't die from cancer.

Okay. What did he die from?

He-- he died from AIDS.

What?

AIDS?

Are you serious?

I mean--
wait, are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure, Mark.

Okay, well-- how did--
how did I not know this?

Well, your dad
didn't want anyone to know.

And you were young.

Your mother couldn't handle
any of it.

But I thought maybe
at some point

someone had told you.

No. No, this is...

This is the first
I've heard of this.

Um, I-- wait.

I don't understand.

How did he get AIDS?

Well...
well, by having sex with men.

Your father, Mark,
he had sex with men.

He did?

He had two lives.

He had his family,

and then he had another life

with homosexuals.

♪ ("HAWAI'I ALOHA"
BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪

What the fuck?