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Eddie Munster, we
see you up there.
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Get down here this instant.
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If I come down there, I'm gonna
get it, and I don't wanna get it.
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[clears throat]
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Now, Eddie, hear this,
this is your father speaking.
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We want you to come
down immediately.
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We want to discuss why you
were sent home from school.
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Uh-uh.
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(Herman) Eddie, stop it.
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All right, if that's the way you
want to play it, here I come.
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[groaning]
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Got you!
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All right, young man. You
were sent home from school.
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Suppose you tell your
father exactly what happened.
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I was gambling.
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Gambling?
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The teacher caught me
pitching pennies with Jeff Miller.
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Pitching pennies!
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My son, gambling!
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Eddie Munster, what do you
think you can gain by that?
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I won. I gained 30 cents.
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No, Eddie! That 30 cents,
son, was tainted money.
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And I'm going to
teach you a lesson...
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that is going to
stay with you...
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for the rest of your life.
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And after I'm
through with you...
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you're never going to gamble
again as long as you live.
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How much do you want to bet?
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I'll bet you a quarter
and I'll give two to...
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Herman!
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Golly, that was my
favorite piggy bank.
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I raised it from an egg.
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Herman, do you know that boy was
saving that money to buy his own scorpion?
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I am fully aware
of that, Grandpa...
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but this is going to be a far
greater value in the long run.
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To teach Eddie the
folly of gambling...
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I am taking this money, I
am betting it on a horse.
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Herman, I don't
think I like that idea.
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You mean to say that you are
going to go to the racetrack...
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and personally lay down a bet?
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No, that won't be necessary.
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There's a man down at work who
knows these two very nice fellows...
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who run a dry-cleaning
establishment...
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and as a service
to their customers...
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they take bets on
horse races on the side.
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A dry-cleaning establishment?
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A bookie joint!
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No, it's just a
place of business.
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Some stores give trading
stamps, they take bets on races.
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Now, let's see.
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To pick a loser.
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Herman, why don't you
let Lily pick one for you?
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She picked a loser
when she married you.
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Grandpa!
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Oh.
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Here we are, Blue Belle.
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"Odds, 30-to-1.
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"Handicapper's comment:
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"Last workout,
horse was clocked...
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with a calendar
instead of a stopwatch."
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Perfect.
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What a lesson this is
going to be to you, Eddie.
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[ringing]
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(announcer on radio) Winning the
second race, and paying $14.20, $7.80.
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And now, here are the...
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Hey, take a look at this.
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Mystery to track. First, on
the meadow, in the third...
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it was Jim's Boy paying $6.20.
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In the fourth...
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Looks like the boys from the East
Side have sent over one of their goons.
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In the old days, we used to pull out
better looking guys out of the river.
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Check him out. Keep him covered,
Lefty. Could be a bomb in that sack.
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[announcer chattering on radio]
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Good morning, sir. Hi.
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I'd like to have these
slacks cleaned and pressed.
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I feel that, since you people
are accommodating enough...
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to take bets on
the horse races...
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that I should bring
you a little business.
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Now, here you go.
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I'd like to place
this entire $10...
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on Blue Belle in the third race.
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Blue Belle?
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I know it's a wicked
waste of money...
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but, you see, I have
my little scheme.
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[chuckles]
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When will the slacks be ready?
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Friday afternoon. The same
time your horse comes in.
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Hurry up, Eddie. Tune in
the race. It's on right now.
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I wonder how far out of
the money it's going to run.
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(announcer on radio) It's Indian
Guide in front by two lengths...
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Prince Charming is
second, High Stepper is third.
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And coming out of the
starting gate is Blue Belle.
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Oh, no! That's my horse!
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Just coming out
of the starting gate.
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What a lesson
this is going to be.
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Prince Charming is second,
Indian Guide is third...
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Jerry Boy, and twenty
lengths behind, Blue Belle.
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This is beautiful.
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Indian Guide is second and
up on the outside is Blue Belle.
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It's Blue Belle in the lead...
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and crossing the line to finish
to win by a nose is Blue Belle.
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Yeah!
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What happened? He won.
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Some rotten lesson
you're teaching my son!
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Blue Belle's paid
$68.40 to win...
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$29.80 to place, $18.60 to show.
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Eddie, turn the radio off.
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Congratulations, Eddie.
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With the $10 your
father bet for you...
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I figure you won over $300.
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$300!
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This whole thing
has been a freak.
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And to further point out
the absurdity of gambling...
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I'm going to take
these ill-gotten gains...
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and do just as any
happy gambler would do...
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who is flushed with success.
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I'm gonna bet it all on
another horse tomorrow.
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But, Pop.
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There is a very big
lesson at stake here.
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Uh-huh.
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Here's just the
horse I'm looking for.
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"Sad Sam.
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"Horse carries a
118-pounds weight...
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"including jockey's
lunch and flashlight."
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A natural.
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Hi, everybody.
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Daddy's home.
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Hey, Pop. Grandpa and I were
just listening to the race results...
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and Sad Sam won and paid $84.
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That's right, Herman.
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And with the wad you bet, I
figured you won over $14,000.
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What?
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Well, there it is.
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Goon boy nailed
us... for $14,364.
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So we forget to pay him.
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I say we lock up
the joint and scram.
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We can work out at that
teahouse on Elm Street.
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We'll go broke if he keeps
picking winners like that.
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We won't go broke if he's
picking the winners for us.
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This guy's either a genius
or he's got inside information.
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Now, we persuade him to work
for us, and we're on the gravy train.
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But how do we get to him?
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Relax, will you?
Lou can get to him.
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You're right, boss.
That's the answer, Lou.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello.
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Lou, I've got an
assignment for you.
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Sure, Big Roy.
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Yeah, I'll do it.
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00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,073
What kind of a
looking fellow is he?
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Tall...
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dark, dark green.
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Dark green?
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And he looks like a what?
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Well, sure. I'll
be glad to do it.
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Only I got to tell
you one thing:
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I better get an
extra-big bonus...
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at Christmas.
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Bye.
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[engine choking]
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[crying]
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[crying]
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[clears throat]
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Excuse me, miss, could
I be of some assistance?
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Would you, please?
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I can't seem to get
this silly old car started.
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Now, miss, no need to cry.
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00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,816
But Daddy gets so angry...
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if I broke his car.
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Allow me.
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[laughing]
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[engine starting]
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You're so clever.
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It was nothing, really.
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Now if I only didn't have
to go home and face Daddy.
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Well, I'm sure Daddy
will understand.
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But Daddy gets so mean.
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I know, if you'd
come home with me...
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maybe you could explain
to him why I'm so late.
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Oh, gee, I, ahem...
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I have to be getting in my old
heap and be driving home, too.
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[crying]
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Miss, please.
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Okay, I'll drive you home.
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You're so sweet.
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I know.
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Grandpa, I can't understand
what's keeping Herman.
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He's always home from
the parlor at 5:13 sharp.
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Well, you know how it is.
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Maybe he got into an argument
with one of the customers.
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No.
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No, I don't think so.
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He never gets any
back talk from them.
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Do you suppose he stopped
by that dry-cleaning place...
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picked up his winnings, and
then somebody robbed him?
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If that's what happened, I
could never forgive myself.
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Why? Why?
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Because, if it wasn't for me,
Herman never would've won a thing.
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You mean to say
that you... Lily.
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You don't think that big clod was
picking winners out of thin air, do you?
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00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,941
You used magic to
make those horses win?
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00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,680
But why did you do that?
To teach him a lesson.
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00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:41,983
I just can't stand my son-in-law
making a big deal out of everything.
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He could have had a nice, easy talk
with Eddie about the evils of gambling...
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00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:50,296
but no, he's got to get everybody
but the man from U.N.C.L.E. involved.
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00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:54,256
You mean to say that Herman
couldn't pick a winner on his own?
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00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:59,231
Lily, Herman couldn't pick a
jackrabbit out of a herd of turtles.
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00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,112
Well, it's about time
you were showing up.
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00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:14,716
Please, Daddy,
I had car trouble.
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This nice man
will explain it you.
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[clears throat]
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She's right, Daddy.
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Sir.
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You shouldn't be
too harsh with her.
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You'll find you'll make
a lot more headway...
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with a little bit of
love and affection...
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and understanding.
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00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,533
Huh?
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00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,733
Yeah.
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00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,040
Well, thanks for seeing
she got home all right.
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00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,375
Can I get you something.
Brandy, a cigar?
222
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,038
No, thank you. You're very kind.
223
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,345
But I have to be
getting home, too.
224
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,876
Come on. I'd like to
do something for you.
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00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,478
How about a
Scotch, gin, bourbon?
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00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:52,386
Well, the sun is
over the yardarm.
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00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,395
If you insist, I could go
for a hot fudge sundae.
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00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:05,638
Well, if you do hear anything
about Herman, please let me know.
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00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,441
Thank you,
Mr. Gateman. Thank you.
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(Marilyn) What happened,
Aunt Lily? I don't know.
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Herman left the parlor on time.
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00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,911
I wonder where
he could have gone.
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00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,746
I got it.
234
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,947
Bonzo the Clown is
appearing at the supermarket.
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00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,024
Oh.
236
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,155
Herman saw him last week.
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00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,692
Oh dear, deary me.
238
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,525
I hope he hasn't
met with foul play.
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00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,370
Like it?
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00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,737
I'll say.
241
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,644
Especially with
the pecans on top.
242
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,108
This one's even better
than the other three.
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00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:53,717
Well, it's suppertime.
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00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:58,183
I'd better be going. It was
very nice meeting you folks.
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00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,684
You know something,
you're my kind of people.
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00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,529
Now, just a minute.
Before you go...
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there's talk around town
you're a big winner at the races.
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00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,996
How about you picking a winner
for me in tomorrow's races?
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00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:15,564
Pick a winner? I don't know.
250
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,944
Won't you do it for me?
251
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,177
Well, I guess that's
the least I could do.
252
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,716
After all, you make a
pretty neat hot fudge sundae.
253
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,885
Here's the racing form.
254
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,859
Pick me out a good one.
255
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,894
All righty.
256
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,523
Now, let's see.
257
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,942
Eenie meenie minie moe.
258
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,873
Here's the horse
with the go-go-go.
259
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,783
Royal Flush!
260
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,783
Royal Flush? That's
a terrific long shot.
261
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,254
Are you sure about that? As
sure as I'm alive and breathing.
262
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:10,385
Well, bye now. Just a second.
263
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,560
I don't want you to leave.
264
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,158
Huh? Oh.
265
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,895
Well, you see, I
have to be going.
266
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,098
I have to be picking
up my winnings.
267
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,569
And another thing, my
family is waiting supper for me.
268
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,279
We're having
shoofly pie tonight...
269
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,180
and I want to get home
before all the flies are gone.
270
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:34,776
What if I told you you're
not going to leave?
271
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,460
What if you told me I
was not going to leave?
272
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,089
Mmm.
273
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,764
What if you told me I
was not going to leave?
274
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,702
Well, I don't think that
would be very nice.
275
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,508
Oh.
276
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,804
It's the nice fellows from the
dry-cleaning establishment.
277
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,383
Say listen, will my
slacks be ready Friday?
278
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,220
Well, Monday would
be soon enough.
279
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,256
You don't have to
get upset about it.
280
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,382
Sit down!
281
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,453
Put it there.
282
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,593
Now listen very carefully.
283
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:27,197
I'm betting $50,000 on
Royal Flush tomorrow.
284
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,073
And just to make certain you're
not giving me the double-cross...
285
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,705
we're keeping you right here
until after the race is over.
286
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,215
And if Royal
Flush doesn't win...
287
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,548
you'll be wearing
a cement overcoat.
288
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,549
Cement?
289
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,283
I know a lot of people think
it's going to be a cold winter...
290
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,121
but a cement overcoat?
291
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:54,526
Don't you think
that's a little heavy?
292
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:58,463
Just heavy enough to sink
you to the bottom of the river.
293
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,907
Think it over, buddy.
294
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,181
You said your Daddy
was mean, but...
295
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,720
Gee!
296
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,589
[grunting]
297
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,029
(Big Roy) All right,
let's get going.
298
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,796
Post time is 1:15 and
Royal Flush in the first race.
299
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,997
Buddy, you've got
a great combination.
300
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,166
Royal Flush or cement overcoat.
301
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,439
[grunts]
302
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:46,782
No, Grandpa, I am going to call
the police and that's all there is to it.
303
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:51,122
No, I cannot bear to spend
another sleepless day of daylight...
304
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,591
knowing that
Herman is still missing.
305
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:57,187
Could you hold off calling
them for just a little while?
306
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,595
I've been down in the lab...
307
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,998
and I have two brilliant
ideas I've been working on.
308
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,998
[explosion]
309
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,704
So I'll work on the other one.
310
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:12,811
(announcer on
radio) There they go!
311
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:17,248
It's Royal Flush breaking in the
lead with Daisy Mae and Sir Gallant.
312
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,878
At the first turn, it's Royal Flush
still in the lead by two lengths...
313
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,047
trailed by Daisy
Mae and Sir Gallant.
314
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:26,058
Into the back stretches,
Royal Flush in front...
315
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,822
Daisy Mae is second
and Sir Gallant.
316
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:33,423
Passing the half-mile post is Royal Flush,
still leading by a length and a half.
317
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,400
And now they're
turning into the stretch...
318
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,369
it's Royal Flush falling
back in the pack...
319
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,132
as Sir Gallant takes the lead.
320
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,902
It's Sir Gallant widening
his lead with every stride.
321
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,671
And now down to the wire,
it's Sir Gallant the winner...
322
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:48,181
with Royal Flush
finishing dead last.
323
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,964
Royal Flush! Yes.
324
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,140
Look, he got loose. There he
is on the patio, come on, quick.
325
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,110
Where did he go?
You don't suppose he...
326
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,919
[grunting]
327
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,163
There he is!
328
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,226
No!
329
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,397
Let him have it, Lefty.
330
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,805
I can't. He's pulled
in against the building.
331
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,069
I need to just get
to that window.
332
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,195
[bat hissing]
333
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:48,159
Herman! It's me, Grandpa.
334
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,234
Ooh.
335
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:50,826
[gun firing]
336
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,429
I brought you an
anti-gravity pill.
337
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,802
Take the pill.
Go ahead, take it.
338
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:02,010
No matter what you do,
you can't possibly fall.
339
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,276
[laughing]
340
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,820
Grandpa, what about
the fellow with the gun?
341
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:12,082
Just take the pill,
I'll take care him.
342
00:23:12,358 --> 00:23:13,621
Goodbye.
343
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:24,202
[bat screeching]
344
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,295
Get off, you stupid bat!
345
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,501
Good boy, Grandpa.
346
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:34,003
Give me his gun. Get
me a stick, I'll kill it.
347
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,479
A stick? Shoot him.
348
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,209
[guns firing]
349
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,319
Look!
350
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:49,825
[both exclaiming]
351
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,728
[people exclaiming]
352
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,033
(Grandpa) Do you see there?
"Bookmaking Ring Smashed."
353
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:33,539
"Courageous citizen
spills beans on mob."
354
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,467
And it just so happens...
355
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:38,101
I was the courageous
citizen who spilled his beans.
356
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:42,476
Look, it says they
captured the whole mob.
357
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:46,985
Big Roy, Lefty, Vic, and
somebody named Lou.
358
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,385
I'm kind of sorry they got Lou.
359
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:53,585
She makes a hot fudge
sundae that's really wizard.
360
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,857
But gee, Pop, we
never got our winnings.
361
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,261
No, Eddie.
362
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:02,062
We forfeited those ill-gotten
gains in the interest of building...
363
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,330
your character and integrity.
364
00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,837
Uncle Herman, you're
the greatest father image...
365
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,203
since Lorne Greene.
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