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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,689 - Hello. - Wanna have a little fun? 2 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,983 - Who's this? - Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. 3 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,985 I don't think so. 4 00:00:28,068 --> 00:00:31,029 - What's that noise? - Oops. I farted. 5 00:00:31,112 --> 00:00:34,365 - I didn't think you would hear me. - No, that popping noise. 6 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:38,201 Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video. 7 00:00:38,326 --> 00:00:41,996 - Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie. 8 00:00:42,079 --> 00:00:44,081 - Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:44,206 --> 00:00:47,375 - What's your favorite? - Mm, I don't know. 10 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:49,377 Think. 11 00:00:49,502 --> 00:00:53,047 Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam, the one where Shaq plays a genie. 12 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:56,508 - That's not a horror movie. - Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. 13 00:00:58,343 --> 00:01:01,470 - Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks. 14 00:01:01,554 --> 00:01:03,722 You never did tell me your name. 15 00:01:03,805 --> 00:01:06,057 Why do you wanna know my name? 16 00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:08,809 'Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at. 17 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:12,646 What-- What did you say? 18 00:01:12,729 --> 00:01:14,981 Nice breasts. 19 00:01:15,064 --> 00:01:16,983 Look, what do you want? 20 00:01:17,066 --> 00:01:19,777 I wanna see what your insides look like. 21 00:01:19,902 --> 00:01:22,237 Well--Well, then, turn to page 54. 22 00:01:22,362 --> 00:01:23,988 Oh. 23 00:01:24,072 --> 00:01:25,990 Hey, nice. 24 00:01:27,825 --> 00:01:31,953 Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else. 25 00:01:32,078 --> 00:01:35,122 - Or else what? - Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute, 26 00:01:35,247 --> 00:01:37,249 and he's black and he'll kick your ass. 27 00:01:37,374 --> 00:01:39,251 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 28 00:01:39,376 --> 00:01:41,502 You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? 29 00:01:41,586 --> 00:01:44,588 - How did you know? - Turn the porch lights on. 30 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,846 Help! Help! 31 00:01:53,929 --> 00:01:58,391 Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean, I've fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. 32 00:01:58,474 --> 00:02:01,727 Look, I'm calling the cops. 33 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:04,021 Go ahead. Call the cops. 34 00:02:04,104 --> 00:02:07,148 But you might wanna check the backdoor first. 35 00:02:07,273 --> 00:02:09,275 You forgot to lock it. 36 00:02:32,335 --> 00:02:34,253 Take that, you psycho! 37 00:02:37,464 --> 00:02:39,591 I can't feel my legs. 38 00:02:39,674 --> 00:02:42,176 I think my arm is broken. 39 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:45,846 - Sorry. - I want my mommy. 40 00:02:48,848 --> 00:02:50,808 Hello, Drew. 41 00:03:08,281 --> 00:03:10,199 Oh, God! 42 00:04:10,122 --> 00:04:14,292 - Daddy! Daddy! - Ugh! 43 00:04:14,376 --> 00:04:17,003 Daddy! 44 00:04:17,086 --> 00:04:19,380 Daddy! 45 00:04:19,505 --> 00:04:22,632 Daddy, no! No! 46 00:04:24,551 --> 00:04:27,553 - Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything. 47 00:04:54,074 --> 00:04:58,912 Bobby, what are you doing? My dad's in the other room. 48 00:04:58,995 --> 00:05:01,664 It just occurred to me. I never climbed through your window before. 49 00:05:01,747 --> 00:05:05,292 Now that you got it out of your system, Bobby, you have to leave. 50 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:06,710 Why? 51 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:09,086 Shh. Come on. 52 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:11,088 What's going on in there? 53 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:14,466 Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head. 54 00:05:14,591 --> 00:05:17,593 - Dad, can you knock? 55 00:05:17,677 --> 00:05:22,097 - Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad. 56 00:05:22,180 --> 00:05:24,808 Well, it could've been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. 57 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,767 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what it was. 58 00:05:26,851 --> 00:05:28,894 I gotta leave town for a couple of days. 59 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:31,771 No big deal. Just that new business I started with those Colombian guys? 60 00:05:31,855 --> 00:05:34,649 - Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 61 00:05:34,774 --> 00:05:37,109 Well, there's a problem. Some money went missing. 62 00:05:37,192 --> 00:05:39,236 And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken. 63 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:41,738 It's just better if I lay low for a couple of days. 64 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:44,240 - If the cops raid the place-- - I never heard of you. 65 00:05:44,323 --> 00:05:46,658 - And don't forget-- - To flush your stash. 66 00:05:46,784 --> 00:05:49,619 Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much... 67 00:05:49,703 --> 00:05:51,746 that I left you a little something in the coffee can. 68 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:55,457 - Dad-- - But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. 69 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:58,460 - Now, what are you gonna cut it with? - Um, baking-- 70 00:05:58,543 --> 00:06:00,461 Baking soda. Not baking powder. 71 00:06:00,545 --> 00:06:03,589 Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose. 72 00:06:03,672 --> 00:06:05,924 You love that joke, don't you, honey? 73 00:06:06,007 --> 00:06:09,218 You've loved that joke since you were two years old. 74 00:06:09,343 --> 00:06:11,428 - Okay, well-- - Okay, I love you. 75 00:06:11,512 --> 00:06:13,513 - I love you. - Have a good trip. 76 00:06:13,597 --> 00:06:16,015 - Bye. - Bye. Whew! 77 00:06:16,141 --> 00:06:18,351 Is the coast clear? 78 00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:21,603 Oh, Cindy, that nightgown. 79 00:06:21,687 --> 00:06:24,898 That was close. God! 80 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:32,988 I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you. 81 00:06:33,071 --> 00:06:37,199 If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix-- 82 00:06:37,283 --> 00:06:39,451 It was my first keg party, Bobby. 83 00:06:39,534 --> 00:06:44,038 No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out. 84 00:06:44,163 --> 00:06:47,041 So you thought you would just climb through my window... 85 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:49,209 and we would play bump-bump? 86 00:06:49,292 --> 00:06:51,377 I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, 87 00:06:51,461 --> 00:06:54,130 but I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I? 88 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:57,549 So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff? 89 00:07:00,885 --> 00:07:03,721 Okay. But just for a minute. 90 00:07:19,025 --> 00:07:21,318 What the-- 91 00:07:21,402 --> 00:07:23,403 Wrong set. 92 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:30,534 Bobby! Oh, Bobby! 93 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,828 l don't wanna wait for our lives to be over 94 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,997 - No, Bobby, don't. - Ow! 95 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:41,084 Jeez. 96 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:43,753 Yeah, my dad. 97 00:07:43,836 --> 00:07:48,965 Okay, stud, you have to go now. 98 00:07:51,926 --> 00:07:54,428 Oh, um, about the sex stuff? 99 00:07:54,512 --> 00:07:56,889 I was only half-serious. I don't wanna rush you or anything. 100 00:07:56,972 --> 00:08:00,225 Hey, would you settle for PG-13? 101 00:08:00,308 --> 00:08:02,977 What's that? 102 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,646 Oh, jeez! 103 00:08:05,729 --> 00:08:08,314 Good night, Bobby. 104 00:08:13,652 --> 00:08:16,821 Shorty, you are so loud. 105 00:08:16,946 --> 00:08:19,615 And make sure you take your behind to class today. 106 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,993 - I do be going to class. - Lunch is not a class, Shorty. 107 00:08:23,076 --> 00:08:25,370 It is when you got the munchies. 108 00:08:25,495 --> 00:08:29,373 - See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother. 109 00:08:29,498 --> 00:08:33,460 You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass. 110 00:08:33,543 --> 00:08:36,837 Oh, yeah. Well, then, your father's stupid. 111 00:08:36,921 --> 00:08:39,506 So? I don't know him. 112 00:08:39,590 --> 00:08:42,467 Yeah, me neither. 113 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:46,303 - Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute. 114 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:50,682 - We're gonna be late. - Wait. There's Buffy. 115 00:08:50,765 --> 00:08:54,101 I don't know why you hang out with her. 116 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,520 - She is such a ho. - Why do you say that? 117 00:08:56,645 --> 00:08:59,189 'Cause I've seen her. 118 00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:02,108 - My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean? 119 00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:04,193 You know, Puff Daddy? 120 00:09:04,318 --> 00:09:06,820 Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne. 121 00:09:06,903 --> 00:09:09,989 And then it started to get wild, and people were getting freaky in the pool and stuff. 122 00:09:10,073 --> 00:09:14,201 I look over and there was your girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi. 123 00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:15,869 So? 124 00:09:15,994 --> 00:09:19,122 With a backup dancer. 125 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:21,123 I mean, that's nasty. 126 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:23,375 That's-That's lower than the security guard. 127 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:27,336 At least security can get you backstage. She doesn't love herself. 128 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:30,714 Bye, Daddy. - I don't know. I think Buffy's sweet, Brenda. 129 00:09:30,798 --> 00:09:34,134 She is as fake as Press-on nails. 130 00:09:34,217 --> 00:09:36,552 Hey, baby girl! 131 00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:40,180 What is up, my sister? 132 00:09:40,264 --> 00:09:42,891 - Bye, Mr. Gilmore. - Bye! 133 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,725 - Is he gone? - Yep. 134 00:09:46,227 --> 00:09:50,063 Do you like what you see 135 00:09:50,188 --> 00:09:52,565 lt's all about the money 136 00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:54,442 Hey, Cindy! 137 00:09:57,527 --> 00:10:00,613 - I love this color. - Let me see that. 138 00:10:02,698 --> 00:10:06,326 - Oh, you guys should not use this brand. - Why not? 139 00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:09,454 - Because they test their products on animals. - So? 140 00:10:09,537 --> 00:10:14,124 Look, have you seen what they do to those poor animals? 141 00:10:15,959 --> 00:10:19,712 Well, I am much more of a people person. 142 00:10:19,795 --> 00:10:23,090 I'd like to feed all the hungry, little children of the world. 143 00:10:23,173 --> 00:10:25,717 I'd much rather help my fellowman than some animal. 144 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,719 - Spare a dollar? - Get away from me, you bum! 145 00:10:27,802 --> 00:10:30,512 Buffy! Can't you see he's just hungry? 146 00:10:30,638 --> 00:10:33,515 Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich. 147 00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:38,144 - See? - I said a dollar, bitch! 148 00:10:38,269 --> 00:10:40,520 Ow! 149 00:10:40,646 --> 00:10:43,773 God. Look at this place. 150 00:10:43,857 --> 00:10:46,233 It's a circus. 151 00:10:46,317 --> 00:10:51,029 Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book, You're Dead, I'm Rich. 152 00:10:51,154 --> 00:10:53,364 A small college town is in shock... 153 00:10:53,489 --> 00:10:55,658 after the unthinkable has happened: 154 00:10:55,783 --> 00:10:58,785 a brutal killing spree that left one teen dead-- 155 00:10:58,869 --> 00:11:01,120 That's it. Two teens dead... 156 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:03,581 and this small town shaken and stirred. 157 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:07,209 - It's times like these-- - Police are combing the area for clues. 158 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,544 There are no witnesses available at this time. 159 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,546 There are no suspects in custody. 160 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,547 Police are asking anyone to come forward. 161 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,800 Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here! 162 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:20,136 Grab your shit and let's go, motherfucker! 163 00:11:23,388 --> 00:11:26,933 Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us? 164 00:11:27,016 --> 00:11:31,645 Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview the most ignorant person they can find. 165 00:11:31,728 --> 00:11:35,440 I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! 166 00:11:35,523 --> 00:11:37,441 Oh, man, I'm gonna be a star, son! 167 00:11:37,525 --> 00:11:42,237 - What can you tell us about Drew? - Well, she had the fat ass. 168 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,323 - I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim? 169 00:11:45,406 --> 00:11:47,992 Real close. Until the roofies wore off. 170 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,118 Then she woke up talking about pressing charges. 171 00:11:50,202 --> 00:11:52,328 So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left. 172 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,580 What would have been your last words to Drew? 173 00:11:54,664 --> 00:11:57,749 Run, bitch! Run! 174 00:12:00,835 --> 00:12:04,255 Hey, yo, dawg. Does this shirt make me look gay? 175 00:12:04,338 --> 00:12:06,256 No, man. 176 00:12:08,008 --> 00:12:10,510 What about now? 177 00:12:10,635 --> 00:12:13,095 - Nah. Yeah. - Cool? 178 00:12:13,179 --> 00:12:15,555 Here. Take one, guys. Don't forget: election's Tuesday. 179 00:12:15,681 --> 00:12:18,183 "Don't forget: election's Tuesday." 180 00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:22,478 Ah! Goddamn it! Son of a bitch! 181 00:12:22,561 --> 00:12:25,355 What's the matter, honey? 182 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,357 My report card. 183 00:12:29,942 --> 00:12:31,985 Well, at least you got one "A." 184 00:12:32,069 --> 00:12:35,363 Yeah. I did, huh? 185 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:39,116 You're so smart. 186 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,618 - Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah. 187 00:12:41,743 --> 00:12:44,078 You know what? That kid is always late. 188 00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:46,539 I don't get it. He lives so close. 189 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:59,216 See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, 190 00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:02,218 Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. 191 00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:05,012 I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding. All right. 192 00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:14,270 Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm. 193 00:13:14,353 --> 00:13:16,855 - I'd sure like to get in them pants. - Really? 194 00:13:16,938 --> 00:13:19,524 Yeah. What size are these? 195 00:13:19,607 --> 00:13:21,609 Hey, guys. 196 00:13:21,692 --> 00:13:24,528 - Hey, Bobby. - Hey, baby. 197 00:13:24,611 --> 00:13:27,197 - How you doing? - Good. 198 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,991 - You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah. 199 00:13:30,116 --> 00:13:32,451 Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. 200 00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:34,786 - You know what? I think I knew her. - Really? 201 00:13:34,911 --> 00:13:37,955 - She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah. 202 00:13:38,039 --> 00:13:40,624 Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass? 203 00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:43,627 - That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve. 204 00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:45,712 Whatever happened to him? 205 00:13:45,795 --> 00:13:48,714 Do you guys think it's strange that she got killed... 206 00:13:48,797 --> 00:13:52,092 exactly one year after we, 207 00:13:52,175 --> 00:13:54,469 you know, killed that guy? 208 00:13:54,594 --> 00:13:56,971 Hey, Cindy, that was an accident. 209 00:13:57,054 --> 00:13:58,972 Was it, Greg? 210 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:05,978 Yeah! 211 00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:18,988 Would you look at what they're doing? 212 00:14:19,072 --> 00:14:21,240 When are we gonna do stuff like that, huh? 213 00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:23,284 One day. 214 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,952 - You like that, baby? - Yeah, that's different. 215 00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:28,329 - You like that? - Oh, I love that. 216 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,790 Oh, I love when you play with my ass. 217 00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:32,791 I'm not playing with your ass. 218 00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:38,921 - Ray! - Oh, my bad. 219 00:14:39,005 --> 00:14:43,175 Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music. 220 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,260 Hold on. 221 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,261 Here. Putt his on. 222 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:53,641 lt's raining men Yeah, that's the shit right here! 223 00:14:53,641 --> 00:14:55,643 Hallelujah - lt's raining men 224 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,062 Baby. -Amen 225 00:14:59,187 --> 00:15:03,649 l'm gonna go out l'm gonna let myself get What? It's a classic. 226 00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:07,152 Absolutely soakin' wet -Put on the radio, man. 227 00:15:09,904 --> 00:15:12,365 Yeah! Whoo! 228 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:28,670 - What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is-- 229 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,838 Yeah! 230 00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:34,925 Whoo! Yeah! 231 00:15:38,469 --> 00:15:41,055 - Hey. Come over here. - What? 232 00:15:41,138 --> 00:15:44,265 - Just get a little closer to me. - Something you're gonna tell me? 233 00:15:44,349 --> 00:15:47,852 - Bobby, what are you doing? 234 00:15:47,935 --> 00:15:50,729 I just want you to touch it. Just touch it. Come on. 235 00:15:50,812 --> 00:15:52,772 - Uh-- - Just a little bit. Come on. 236 00:15:52,897 --> 00:15:54,857 Whoo! 237 00:15:57,526 --> 00:16:01,446 - Ow! - Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 238 00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:12,872 Oh, my God! Shit! 239 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,793 God, Cindy-- Oh, shit! 240 00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:32,638 - Oh, my God. - What was that? 241 00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:34,806 I think we hit something. 242 00:16:39,143 --> 00:16:41,937 Oh, man! 243 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:45,899 Bobby, look at my car, man! My dad's gonna freak! 244 00:16:45,982 --> 00:16:48,734 I didn't see it. It came out of nowhere. 245 00:16:48,818 --> 00:16:51,445 - Oh, my God, we hit a boot. - Where's the foot? 246 00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:53,947 I don't know. 247 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,949 Where the-- 248 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,284 It's a body! 249 00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:01,328 - Oh, shit, is he alive? - I don't know. 250 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,496 - Well, check it out. - I can't. 251 00:17:03,579 --> 00:17:06,665 - Shit! - We have to call the police. 252 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:09,835 - No way. I ain't going to jail. - We have to! 253 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,253 Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? 254 00:17:12,337 --> 00:17:15,339 And all those sex-starved convicts just waiting for a fresh piece of meat. 255 00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:18,508 Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe we should call the police. 256 00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,927 Oh, yeah, That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? 257 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:22,928 You think she wants to go to jail? 258 00:17:23,012 --> 00:17:25,013 This is manslaughter, okay? We're all gonna fry for this. 259 00:17:25,097 --> 00:17:28,850 - We're looking at 10 to 15 years. - Shut up, Bobby! 260 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:31,852 - It's okay. I'm fine. - Alcohol all over. - We're in so much trouble. 261 00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,938 - I'm fine. - Don't blame that shit on me, Ray. 262 00:17:35,022 --> 00:17:39,025 - Look, we'll get rid of the body. - Unnecessary. 263 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,860 - Now you're thinking. - We'll dump him in the ocean. - Not the ocean, the pier. 264 00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:44,029 - Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea. 265 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,197 - What about the alcohol? - We'll get rid of it. 266 00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:48,324 Come on. It'll be all right. 267 00:17:48,407 --> 00:17:50,701 - Come on. Hurry up. Let's go. - Put him in the trunk. 268 00:17:50,784 --> 00:17:53,328 - I won't have anything to do with this! - Shut up! 269 00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:56,872 Cindy, come on. We'll just pretend it never happened. 270 00:17:56,956 --> 00:18:00,208 You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other. 271 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:03,336 - I'll get his arm. - I'll grab I'll grab his other arm. His ass. 272 00:18:03,419 --> 00:18:06,714 We'll take him down to Williamson Cove and we'll dump him in there. 273 00:18:06,797 --> 00:18:08,757 The sharks'll take care of the evidence. 274 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,925 Oh, my God, someone's coming. 275 00:18:11,009 --> 00:18:14,929 - Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him. 276 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,311 Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. 277 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,564 I got papers, blunts, bongs, 278 00:18:27,647 --> 00:18:30,149 all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie. 279 00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:35,487 - Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray? 280 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:38,489 - Yo, son, you all need jumper cables? - Nah, we're cool. 281 00:18:38,573 --> 00:18:42,326 Oh, good, 'cause I left my roach clip at home. 282 00:18:42,409 --> 00:18:45,245 - Go home, Shorty. - Yeah, I-I'll see you later. 283 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:47,205 Peace, Ray. 284 00:18:47,288 --> 00:18:49,832 - Get the trunk closed. - It won't close. 285 00:18:49,915 --> 00:18:52,584 I'll do it. 286 00:19:17,146 --> 00:19:20,190 Hold on. Hold on. Put him down. He's heavy. Oh, God. 287 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,111 Okay, look. On three we dump him over the ledge. 288 00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:28,655 Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet? 289 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:32,408 - For what? - Shit, he might have some money. 290 00:19:32,491 --> 00:19:35,410 We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass. 291 00:19:35,535 --> 00:19:38,288 - I'll take the credit cards. - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers. 292 00:19:38,371 --> 00:19:43,417 - Get off! Hey, yo, get off! His drawers are mine! Yo! 293 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:47,128 - I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards. 294 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,756 - All right, let's get him in the water. - I don't think I can, Greg. 295 00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:53,300 - It's not too late. - Shut up, okay? 296 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:57,553 - Christ, already. I'll do it. - Just get him in the water. 297 00:19:57,637 --> 00:20:00,556 Okay. One, two, 298 00:20:00,639 --> 00:20:02,557 three. 299 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:10,313 Right now we make a pact. We take this to our grave. 300 00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:11,981 - Agreed? - Agreed. - Agreed. 301 00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:13,983 - Agreed? - Agreed. 302 00:20:14,108 --> 00:20:17,152 Say it, Cindy. Say it! 303 00:20:17,277 --> 00:20:20,196 We take this to our grave. Say it! 304 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:22,949 We take this to our grave. Say it. 305 00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:24,950 Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. 306 00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:28,036 We take this to our grave. Ow. 307 00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,788 And we never mention this again. 308 00:20:30,872 --> 00:20:32,832 Mention what? 309 00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:37,502 - The guy we just killed. - Well, you just mentioned it, Greg. 310 00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:39,337 Starting now! 311 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,672 Stupid bitch, man. 312 00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:45,550 - God. I hate him. - It's gonna be okay, baby. It's gonna be okay. 313 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:50,221 I promise. Just touch it again. Come on. Please. 314 00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:56,726 - You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly. 315 00:20:56,809 --> 00:20:59,228 - It's a coincidence. - Greg's right, Cindy. 316 00:20:59,311 --> 00:21:02,064 I mean, what do you think we're in, a horror movie? 317 00:21:02,147 --> 00:21:05,817 Yeah, you guys are right. If we were, 318 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:10,654 they'd probably cast some ding bat like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me. 319 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:14,574 Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late twenties, early thirties to play us. 320 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:20,495 - Kenny, get the camera ready. Here. Hold my gum. 321 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:25,916 - Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement? - No comment. 322 00:21:25,999 --> 00:21:31,254 Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story? 323 00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:33,756 Hey! Hey, no running. 324 00:21:35,841 --> 00:21:37,759 Loser. 325 00:21:37,842 --> 00:21:40,845 - Slow it down! - Blow me! 326 00:21:40,928 --> 00:21:43,222 All right! 327 00:21:43,305 --> 00:21:46,266 Hi. Gail Hailstorm. Field Reporter, Hard Story. 328 00:21:46,391 --> 00:21:48,559 Special Officer Doofy. 329 00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:52,604 Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen. Is there a problem on campus? 330 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,898 - No comment. No comment. - Okay. Okay. 331 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:58,693 You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer. 332 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,278 - I'm 25 and a half years old. - Ooh! 333 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,613 - Yeah, that's this many. - Ah, so big. 334 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,865 Yeah. That's big. 335 00:22:05,948 --> 00:22:08,575 Well, you don't look a day over 12. 336 00:22:08,659 --> 00:22:12,370 Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes. 337 00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:16,082 - Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I for got to swallow. 338 00:22:16,165 --> 00:22:19,584 Don't worry, 'cause I never forget. 339 00:22:21,669 --> 00:22:24,130 - Would you remind me not to do that again? - Sorry. 340 00:22:24,213 --> 00:22:27,216 Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal, 341 00:22:27,299 --> 00:22:29,759 will be questioning all students throughout the day. 342 00:22:29,843 --> 00:22:32,762 Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings of a serial killer on our hands. 343 00:22:32,845 --> 00:22:35,597 Yeah, I'm not supposed to say. It's official police business. 344 00:22:35,681 --> 00:22:39,642 Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I go inside my van over there... 345 00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:42,436 and, uh, get to know each other a little better? 346 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:46,314 - Would you like that? Yeah, that van right there. - That van? 347 00:22:46,439 --> 00:22:48,900 Yeah. 348 00:22:48,983 --> 00:22:52,486 - Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on. - Oh! 349 00:22:52,611 --> 00:22:56,656 A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. 350 00:22:56,739 --> 00:23:00,826 It's days like today that we need prayer in school. 351 00:23:00,909 --> 00:23:05,913 It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. 352 00:23:06,038 --> 00:23:08,207 Here you go, baby. 353 00:23:08,332 --> 00:23:10,209 Go to your daddy. 354 00:23:10,334 --> 00:23:12,711 Oh! 355 00:23:12,836 --> 00:23:15,963 I'll see you after class. 356 00:23:16,047 --> 00:23:17,965 - Sweet! - All right! 357 00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:21,885 Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first? 358 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,887 - Oh! - Anybody? 359 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,973 - Yes! - Anybody else? 360 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:33,019 Okay, Heather. 361 00:23:35,521 --> 00:23:37,981 - Okay. Can I start? - Yeah. 362 00:23:38,064 --> 00:23:41,317 Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment. 363 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,862 And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly with George Washington. 364 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:47,864 And it states, and I quote, 365 00:23:47,947 --> 00:23:51,200 "When our Founding Fathers argued the passage of our glorious Constitution--" 366 00:24:40,823 --> 00:24:44,410 The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want-- 367 00:24:44,493 --> 00:24:47,454 Oh, shut the fuck up! 368 00:24:47,537 --> 00:24:50,790 So, who's next? 369 00:24:50,915 --> 00:24:53,959 Uh, Cindy Campbell. 370 00:24:54,042 --> 00:24:57,295 Isn't she the daughter of, well, you know-- 371 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,965 - Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh-- - Old Mrs.-- 372 00:25:01,048 --> 00:25:03,925 Yeah. Yeah, the one and only-- 373 00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:07,428 The one and only. 374 00:25:07,511 --> 00:25:11,139 - Why, hello, Cindy. - Hi, Principal Squiggman. 375 00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:15,476 - Thanks, Doofy. - It's Special Officer Doofy today, Cind. 376 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,980 Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions that he would like to ask you today. 377 00:25:20,063 --> 00:25:23,608 - What is that... god-awful smell? - I don't know. 378 00:25:23,691 --> 00:25:25,026 I got a poopie. 379 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:29,112 Did you just say that you went poopie? 380 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:32,281 - Yeah. It was good. - Mm. 381 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:35,534 - Get him out of here. - Yes. 382 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:38,120 - Thank you, Doofy. - Okay. 383 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,663 You should now go back to Special Ed. 384 00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:44,333 - Okay. Salute. - Maybe a change of underwear, son. 385 00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:47,627 - Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cind. 386 00:25:47,711 --> 00:25:50,504 - How are you, Cindy? - Fine. 387 00:25:50,588 --> 00:25:53,507 - How are you, Sheriff? - Bloated, constipated. 388 00:25:53,590 --> 00:25:57,177 Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual. 389 00:25:57,260 --> 00:26:00,179 Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker. 390 00:26:01,972 --> 00:26:04,683 - I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do. 391 00:26:04,808 --> 00:26:07,185 No. I mean, I didn't really know her. 392 00:26:07,268 --> 00:26:10,938 I've been in this game a longtime. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. 393 00:26:11,021 --> 00:26:14,524 Tell me about Drew. What was she like in bed, Cindy? 394 00:26:15,733 --> 00:26:18,861 Tried to get you. It's an old police trick. 395 00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:22,530 It's an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid. 396 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,532 Hike! 397 00:26:25,491 --> 00:26:28,035 Pass! Pass! 398 00:26:30,203 --> 00:26:32,705 All right, shower up! 399 00:26:32,789 --> 00:26:34,874 Yes! 400 00:26:34,957 --> 00:26:38,502 Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo. Word up. 401 00:26:38,585 --> 00:26:40,545 Johnson, what a block, baby. 402 00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:44,631 Word up. Woodward. Nice ass. 403 00:26:44,715 --> 00:26:46,883 Damn. 404 00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:50,303 Yo, Greg, what's up? You gonna hit the showers or what? 405 00:26:50,386 --> 00:26:54,556 No, man. I think I'm gonna workout, beat the bag a little. 406 00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:58,810 Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last one in the shower's a rotten egg! 407 00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:02,813 Come on, y'all! I'm gonna get y'all! 408 00:27:02,896 --> 00:27:05,899 Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! 409 00:27:29,084 --> 00:27:33,379 Who did this? Huh? Where are you? 410 00:27:33,463 --> 00:27:35,714 This isn't funny, all right? 411 00:27:35,798 --> 00:27:38,842 A small dick's like a disability, man! 412 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:43,179 Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you? 413 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,681 Come on out here, you sick fuck! 414 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:49,767 I'll kick the shit out of you right now! All right? 415 00:27:49,851 --> 00:27:51,852 It's not the size of the hammer, 416 00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:53,854 it's the nail you're throwing it at! 417 00:27:56,398 --> 00:27:58,941 It's a shame how she died. 418 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:03,528 - She was such a nice girl. - Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. 419 00:28:03,654 --> 00:28:07,323 - He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man. 420 00:28:07,407 --> 00:28:09,825 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 421 00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:11,952 You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle? 422 00:28:12,035 --> 00:28:15,330 - Bring it on, Ray! - Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline? 423 00:28:15,413 --> 00:28:18,332 - Take it easy. What's the problem? - I'll show you the problem. 424 00:28:18,415 --> 00:28:21,251 Oh--That's you? 425 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:24,962 They-They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right? 426 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:32,427 Laugh it up, you guys. Big laugh. 427 00:28:34,011 --> 00:28:36,513 You know what? You can all go to hell! 428 00:28:36,638 --> 00:28:39,933 Greg, you're not the only one who got one. 429 00:28:40,016 --> 00:28:43,352 Oh, you mean Bobby's got a baby dick too? 430 00:28:45,979 --> 00:28:48,565 No. I was talking about the note. 431 00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:50,942 I got one too. 432 00:28:51,025 --> 00:28:53,861 - Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy. 433 00:28:53,944 --> 00:28:55,987 Someone's just trying to fuck with us. 434 00:28:56,071 --> 00:28:58,698 We have to call the police, Greg. 435 00:28:58,823 --> 00:29:01,534 You call the police, and I'll kill you myself. 436 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:11,166 - You're hurting her, man. - And you know what? 437 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,168 That goes for all of you guys. 438 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,878 That psycho wants a piece of me, bring it on. 439 00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:19,089 But I'm not going to jail. You got that? 440 00:29:26,679 --> 00:29:28,555 What's everybody talkin' about? 441 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,725 Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much. 442 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,396 Aren't they beautiful? 443 00:29:38,814 --> 00:29:41,816 - Buffy! - Contestant number one! 444 00:29:44,902 --> 00:29:48,405 Very good. And contestant number two. 445 00:29:52,325 --> 00:29:55,202 Very good. And contestant number three. 446 00:29:55,285 --> 00:29:58,871 Buffy! That's my girl! 447 00:29:58,955 --> 00:30:02,249 - That's my girlfriend! - Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! 448 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:05,585 - Hey, kiss my ass! - Yeah, I'm hitting that too! 449 00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:08,713 - All right, Buffy! - Hey, shut the hell up, man! 450 00:30:08,796 --> 00:30:12,674 - The best pussy I ever had! - What, you want a piece of me? 451 00:30:12,758 --> 00:30:14,426 Now the talent portion of the competition. 452 00:30:14,551 --> 00:30:19,054 Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for a closer seat. See you after the show. 453 00:30:19,138 --> 00:30:22,099 Number three, Buffy Gilmore. 454 00:30:22,182 --> 00:30:24,809 Hey, you know what? I'm gonna go hit the head. You want me to bring you back anything? 455 00:30:24,934 --> 00:30:27,436 No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry back. She's gonna perform. 456 00:30:27,561 --> 00:30:30,147 - Don't worry. I'll be back. - Good evening, Buffy. 457 00:30:30,272 --> 00:30:32,399 And what will be your talent for this evening? 458 00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:36,318 Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic reading. 459 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,654 Yeah, yeah! 460 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:40,780 Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading. 461 00:30:42,615 --> 00:30:46,160 Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach! 462 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,083 Lookout, Greg! Look behind you! 463 00:30:56,668 --> 00:30:59,462 - It's him! It's the killer! - Huh? 464 00:30:59,545 --> 00:31:02,506 Oh, my God! Somebody do something! 465 00:31:02,590 --> 00:31:06,092 Somebody do something! 466 00:31:06,176 --> 00:31:08,344 He's killing him! 467 00:31:08,428 --> 00:31:11,263 - He's killing him! - Must be an original piece. 468 00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,265 He's killing him! 469 00:31:13,348 --> 00:31:16,976 She's good. She's good. 470 00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:19,937 - What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic. 471 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:23,356 You fucking bastards! Why won't anyone help? 472 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,859 - Amazing. - She's the next Pamela Lee. 473 00:31:26,984 --> 00:31:29,361 Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't! 474 00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:33,031 Greg, hold on! 475 00:31:34,574 --> 00:31:37,034 Give it up for Buffy Gilmore! Beautiful. 476 00:31:37,117 --> 00:31:39,202 Absolutely fantastic. 477 00:31:42,413 --> 00:31:46,458 I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore! 478 00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:49,169 Buffy, wait. You have to go back on stage. 479 00:31:49,252 --> 00:31:51,546 - No. I have to get to Greg. - But you won! 480 00:31:51,671 --> 00:31:54,798 - They're calling your name. - There's a killer-- 481 00:31:54,882 --> 00:31:57,217 - I won? - They're calling your name. Go. 482 00:31:57,300 --> 00:32:00,178 - Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? - Oh, fuck Greg. I won. 483 00:32:00,261 --> 00:32:03,013 - Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser! 484 00:32:03,097 --> 00:32:05,932 Miss Buffy Gilmore! 485 00:32:05,974 --> 00:32:07,976 Here she comes 486 00:32:08,017 --> 00:32:11,020 Miss Teen She's So Fine 487 00:32:11,228 --> 00:32:13,522 Such lovely tits - Give me my crown, bitch. 488 00:32:13,563 --> 00:32:16,691 And a great behind 489 00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:21,695 There she is Doggy style anytime 490 00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:26,074 And l'll do her behind behind and behind 491 00:32:26,157 --> 00:32:29,076 Oh, there she is 492 00:32:29,159 --> 00:32:31,703 She loves 69 493 00:32:31,912 --> 00:32:34,163 There's no sign of him anywhere. 494 00:32:34,247 --> 00:32:38,042 - He could've taken the body. - That's impossible, Cindy. 495 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,710 - There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around. - I bet it's just Greg playing... 496 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:42,712 another one of his dumb jokes. 497 00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:45,840 He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house waiting for us right now, 498 00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:48,508 - you guys. - All right, fine. 499 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:51,219 But you know what? I'm gonna look around some more, so-- 500 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,512 - You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem. 501 00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:56,098 - All right, fine. - Call me later. 502 00:33:17,573 --> 00:33:20,034 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 503 00:33:20,117 --> 00:33:23,411 - Who is this? - It's me, Bobby. 504 00:33:23,495 --> 00:33:25,955 You know, your boyfriend. 505 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:30,125 Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little jumpy lately. 506 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,961 - Hey, any sign of Greg? - No. 507 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:36,505 - Do you want me to come by? - No. 508 00:33:36,630 --> 00:33:40,383 I'm just gonna take a bath, and then I'm gonna go to bed. 509 00:33:40,467 --> 00:33:44,220 Okay. I'd really like to see you, but-- I love you. 510 00:33:44,303 --> 00:33:47,723 Aw. I love you too, baby. 511 00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:12,117 Bobby, I told you-- 512 00:34:12,201 --> 00:34:14,494 I still know what you did last Halloween. 513 00:34:14,578 --> 00:34:16,287 Who is this? 514 00:34:29,256 --> 00:34:33,009 Ow! Ow! 515 00:34:35,887 --> 00:34:38,514 - Hello. - I'm gonna kill you. 516 00:34:38,597 --> 00:34:41,016 - I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this? 517 00:34:41,141 --> 00:34:43,434 - I'm gonna chop you like liver. - What do you want? 518 00:34:43,518 --> 00:34:45,978 I'm in the house. 519 00:34:46,061 --> 00:34:50,940 Do you know where I am? 520 00:34:51,024 --> 00:34:54,819 I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby. 521 00:34:54,902 --> 00:34:58,280 Yeah. Where am I? 522 00:35:00,657 --> 00:35:03,367 Um, you're-you're behind the couch. 523 00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:07,120 What? How do you know that? 524 00:35:07,204 --> 00:35:09,122 I can, um, see your feet. 525 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,459 Ah! Okay, turn around. 526 00:35:14,543 --> 00:35:16,795 Close your eyes. No peeking. 527 00:35:21,131 --> 00:35:25,468 Yeah. No. No. No. 528 00:35:25,552 --> 00:35:28,471 Hey, no peeking. No peeking. Turn around. 529 00:35:28,554 --> 00:35:30,180 Good. 530 00:35:30,347 --> 00:35:32,391 Okay, now you look. 531 00:35:32,516 --> 00:35:35,351 Now do you know where I am? You don't. 532 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:39,521 No, Mr. Killer. I don't know where you are. 533 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:43,233 I'll give you a big clue. 534 00:35:45,484 --> 00:35:47,778 Oh! I gotta stop drinking. 535 00:35:54,158 --> 00:35:56,118 - Grandma! - Ow, baby! 536 00:35:56,243 --> 00:35:58,120 Oh, my hip! 537 00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:32,064 White woman in trouble off the 744-- 538 00:36:38,652 --> 00:36:42,072 Are you okay? I heard screaming. What's going on? 539 00:36:42,155 --> 00:36:44,490 - Bobby, he was here. - Shh. 540 00:36:44,615 --> 00:36:47,993 - The killer was here, Bobby. - It's okay. 541 00:36:54,999 --> 00:36:58,794 - I can explain that. - Oh, my God. 542 00:36:58,877 --> 00:37:01,754 A friend gave 'em to me. Cindy. Cindy. 543 00:37:01,838 --> 00:37:04,131 Cindy. Cindy! 544 00:37:04,215 --> 00:37:07,175 Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! 545 00:37:12,054 --> 00:37:14,098 It's me, Cind. 546 00:37:14,181 --> 00:37:16,850 Cindy, you know me. Cindy. 547 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,857 I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you. 548 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,776 I just want you to look at some photos. Tell me what you think. 549 00:37:34,989 --> 00:37:36,866 Mm-mmm. 550 00:37:38,993 --> 00:37:41,953 - No? - No. 551 00:37:42,037 --> 00:37:46,082 - I'm sorry, Sheriff. - You sure? 552 00:37:46,207 --> 00:37:49,126 Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up? 553 00:37:49,209 --> 00:37:52,128 - Yeah. - Oh. Just-- 554 00:37:52,212 --> 00:37:54,880 Just check that one out again. 555 00:37:56,382 --> 00:38:01,344 - Mm, no. - No? No? Well, worth a shot. All right, thanks. 556 00:38:01,386 --> 00:38:04,013 - Guess what I just did with those hookers we busted. - No way. 557 00:38:04,138 --> 00:38:07,224 All the way, man! Yes, yes. Watch this. Doofy! 558 00:38:07,349 --> 00:38:09,601 - Yeah? - Come on. Come on. 559 00:38:09,726 --> 00:38:11,227 Okay. 560 00:38:11,310 --> 00:38:14,229 Special Officer Doofy reporting. 561 00:38:14,313 --> 00:38:16,773 Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers. 562 00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:21,610 - What's that? - That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy! 563 00:38:21,735 --> 00:38:24,696 Hey, Terry, smell my finger. 564 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:27,448 - What the hell is that? - My ass. 565 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:29,617 - Get the hell out of here, Doofy. - Doofy. 566 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:34,579 - Mom said get home now. - Tell Mom I'm on official police business. 567 00:38:34,663 --> 00:38:38,416 - Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness. 568 00:38:38,499 --> 00:38:41,293 - Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming with us. - Does Mom know? 569 00:38:41,418 --> 00:38:44,420 - Yeah, Doofus. - Mom says when I wear this badge, 570 00:38:44,504 --> 00:38:46,881 you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. 571 00:38:46,964 --> 00:38:49,967 Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. 572 00:38:50,092 --> 00:38:52,802 - Oh! - Oh! 573 00:38:52,927 --> 00:38:55,471 Okay, three, two-- 574 00:38:55,596 --> 00:38:57,806 - Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now? 575 00:38:57,931 --> 00:39:00,141 - It's just that there's all these numbers with deci-- - What, can't you count? 576 00:39:00,225 --> 00:39:03,561 - No, I can count, but there's really-- - Let me make it easy for you. 577 00:39:03,644 --> 00:39:07,147 This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. 578 00:39:07,272 --> 00:39:08,940 Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera-- 579 00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:11,776 - I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass-- - We're live, Gail. 580 00:39:11,859 --> 00:39:14,153 Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station... 581 00:39:14,278 --> 00:39:16,530 where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, 582 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:19,157 the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening. 583 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,575 - You're on my foot, fat shit! - Sorry, G-- 584 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:23,660 - What did I say? - "Don't ever step on Gail's shoes." 585 00:39:23,744 --> 00:39:25,662 - Why not? - Because Gail wears Prada shoes. 586 00:39:25,745 --> 00:39:27,747 - You idiot. - I'm a bad man. 587 00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:29,915 Cindy! Cindy! 588 00:39:29,999 --> 00:39:32,251 - Cindy, can we get a statement? - Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. 589 00:39:32,334 --> 00:39:35,253 - She's not talking. - Is it true the police have someone in custody? 590 00:39:35,336 --> 00:39:38,547 - Come on, Cindy. - Cindy, your ass looks fat! 591 00:39:39,632 --> 00:39:41,466 Bitch! 592 00:39:42,884 --> 00:39:45,678 - Good shot. - Come on. 593 00:39:45,803 --> 00:39:48,180 - All right, who copped a feel? - Gail, it was me. 594 00:39:48,264 --> 00:39:50,932 - Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail. 595 00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:54,352 I only touched it, the top of the breast. 596 00:39:54,477 --> 00:39:56,353 - It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up! 597 00:40:05,319 --> 00:40:08,989 - Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? 598 00:40:09,072 --> 00:40:14,326 Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game. Smokin' some bud. 599 00:40:15,827 --> 00:40:17,829 Are you all alone? 600 00:40:17,912 --> 00:40:21,207 - Wassup? - Wassup? 601 00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:24,084 What the-- Who's that? 602 00:40:24,168 --> 00:40:27,003 Yo, pick up the phone. 603 00:40:27,128 --> 00:40:30,172 - Wassup? - Wassup? 604 00:40:32,424 --> 00:40:34,843 Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone! 605 00:40:35,927 --> 00:40:38,346 - Yo. - Wassup? 606 00:40:47,395 --> 00:40:52,816 - What you doin', son? - Nothin'. Just chillin', killin'. 607 00:40:52,899 --> 00:40:55,526 True. True. 608 00:40:55,818 --> 00:40:57,695 So you think Bobby did it? 609 00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:04,242 I don't know. But he was there, Buffy. 610 00:41:04,367 --> 00:41:08,412 I knew there had to be something. He's just too perfect. 611 00:41:08,495 --> 00:41:11,831 Handsome, smart, good in bed. 612 00:41:11,914 --> 00:41:15,959 - What did you say? - Uh-- 613 00:41:16,043 --> 00:41:19,420 Hey, Cind. Got your ice pack for your hand. 614 00:41:19,504 --> 00:41:22,256 - Ow! - Sorry. 615 00:41:22,339 --> 00:41:24,925 I'll get you one for your head. 616 00:41:25,008 --> 00:41:27,385 No, no, that's okay, Doofy. 617 00:41:27,469 --> 00:41:31,931 Hey, we're gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah. 618 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:34,099 I'll be next door if you need me. 619 00:41:34,182 --> 00:41:37,560 Night, Cind. 620 00:41:37,643 --> 00:41:39,103 Buffy, you told him? 621 00:41:39,186 --> 00:41:42,272 The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having. 622 00:41:42,356 --> 00:41:44,733 - Yeah, but what if he says something? - Who's gonna believe... 623 00:41:44,858 --> 00:41:47,568 a retarded retard like him anyway? 624 00:41:47,652 --> 00:41:50,112 Cindy, telephone. 625 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,198 Thank you. 626 00:41:54,282 --> 00:41:57,618 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 627 00:41:57,743 --> 00:42:00,120 - Guess what. - No! 628 00:42:00,203 --> 00:42:02,288 - You got the wrong guy. - No! 629 00:42:02,372 --> 00:42:04,290 - Doofy! - It's not Bobby. 630 00:42:04,373 --> 00:42:06,292 Who is this? 631 00:42:06,375 --> 00:42:09,044 - Doofy! Doofy! - Oh, my God. 632 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,718 Hello? 633 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:20,720 Hello? 634 00:42:20,803 --> 00:42:25,474 I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room! 635 00:42:31,312 --> 00:42:33,855 I heard Bobby got out this morning. 636 00:42:33,981 --> 00:42:37,233 I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed? 637 00:42:37,317 --> 00:42:41,403 You mean since you branded him the Candy man? No. His heart is broken. 638 00:42:41,487 --> 00:42:44,531 Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before. 639 00:42:44,656 --> 00:42:46,616 They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty? 640 00:42:46,741 --> 00:42:48,617 No, it was in this movie Scream. 641 00:42:48,742 --> 00:42:51,161 Same dialogue and everything. This is ill. 642 00:42:51,286 --> 00:42:53,163 - How did it end? - I don't know. 643 00:42:53,288 --> 00:42:56,415 Some niggas started shooting up in the movie theater, so we just broke out. 644 00:42:56,499 --> 00:43:00,210 - No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together. 645 00:43:00,335 --> 00:43:02,337 Tonight everyone meet at my house. 646 00:43:02,462 --> 00:43:06,048 And bring some friends. But don't tell everyone. Try to keep it quiet. 647 00:43:06,215 --> 00:43:07,549 Okay. 648 00:43:07,716 --> 00:43:12,720 Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! 649 00:43:14,305 --> 00:43:19,059 Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him. 650 00:43:19,184 --> 00:43:23,395 Okay. If I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him. 651 00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:32,903 - Jesus! - It's okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby. 652 00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:36,072 - What, you don't still think it's me, do you? - No. 653 00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:38,241 It's just that somebody did try to kill me. 654 00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:42,703 - And the police said I scared him away. - I know. He called me last night. 655 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:46,205 You see, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night. Remember? 656 00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:50,376 You're the best. 657 00:43:50,501 --> 00:43:52,919 I'm sorry. Please understand. 658 00:43:53,044 --> 00:43:55,880 Understand what? That my girlfriend would rather call me a killer than touch me? 659 00:43:55,963 --> 00:43:57,882 - That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? 660 00:43:57,965 --> 00:44:00,425 What is it? She's gone and she's not coming back. 661 00:44:00,509 --> 00:44:04,929 - It's been over a year, Cindy. - But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls. 662 00:44:05,012 --> 00:44:08,265 - Oh, you gotta move on, baby. - Oh! 663 00:44:08,348 --> 00:44:11,101 I'm sorry if my complicated life... 664 00:44:11,184 --> 00:44:15,271 is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. 665 00:44:15,354 --> 00:44:18,190 Cindy. Cind. 666 00:44:18,273 --> 00:44:20,358 Okay, everybody, listen up. 667 00:44:20,441 --> 00:44:22,735 Let me just say, uh, 668 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:27,113 the killing of these teenagers has been tragic, but, uh-- 669 00:44:27,197 --> 00:44:29,115 Hey, you know, shit happens. 670 00:44:29,198 --> 00:44:32,743 Sheriff! Sheriff! 671 00:44:32,826 --> 00:44:36,037 - Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. - Have they found Cindy Campbell's father? 672 00:44:36,121 --> 00:44:38,206 - No. - Isn't he a suspect? 673 00:44:38,289 --> 00:44:40,458 That is classified information. Where are you getting that? 674 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:44,294 I'm sorry, but my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff. 675 00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:46,879 Hey, Gail. 676 00:44:46,963 --> 00:44:50,299 Gail swallows. 677 00:44:55,762 --> 00:44:57,638 Watch this. 678 00:44:59,014 --> 00:45:01,933 Hello. Who is this? 679 00:45:02,017 --> 00:45:04,143 What? 680 00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:06,812 You wanna kill me? 681 00:45:06,937 --> 00:45:09,106 Oh, God. Hold on. 682 00:45:09,189 --> 00:45:13,234 Cindy, it's for you. 683 00:45:15,194 --> 00:45:17,154 All right, knock it off, Buffy. 684 00:45:17,237 --> 00:45:20,657 Now, as you all have heard, there is a killer in town... 685 00:45:20,782 --> 00:45:24,118 and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips. 686 00:45:24,201 --> 00:45:26,411 Stay in well-lit areas. 687 00:45:26,495 --> 00:45:28,913 Do not travel alone whenever possible. 688 00:45:28,997 --> 00:45:30,915 Always wipe front to back. 689 00:45:30,998 --> 00:45:33,584 And remember, never, ever believe someone... 690 00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:36,920 when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair... 691 00:45:37,045 --> 00:45:39,964 will rid you of crab infestation. 692 00:45:40,047 --> 00:45:44,051 Now, I understand this is a difficult time for you young ladies. 693 00:45:44,134 --> 00:45:47,178 So if anyone needs to come to my office to talk, 694 00:45:47,261 --> 00:45:49,263 I am here for you. 695 00:45:53,391 --> 00:45:56,686 - What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy! 696 00:45:56,769 --> 00:45:59,688 He's real! 697 00:46:08,737 --> 00:46:10,655 Miss Mann? 698 00:46:12,740 --> 00:46:15,993 Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like. 699 00:46:17,578 --> 00:46:20,497 No, thanks. 700 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:22,748 What can I do for you, Cindy? 701 00:46:22,832 --> 00:46:27,002 I need to talk. See, I have this problem... 702 00:46:27,085 --> 00:46:29,420 and I don't know who to tell. 703 00:46:29,504 --> 00:46:33,507 - Not feeling so fresh? - Huh? 704 00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:36,009 Feminine odorand itching got you down? 705 00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:39,220 Uh, no. No, not that. 706 00:46:39,303 --> 00:46:42,598 Then what is it? 707 00:46:42,723 --> 00:46:45,892 I have a terrible secret. 708 00:46:45,975 --> 00:46:48,936 Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets. 709 00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:54,357 Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. 710 00:46:54,441 --> 00:46:57,109 Some for money, 711 00:46:57,193 --> 00:47:00,654 others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. 712 00:47:00,779 --> 00:47:03,323 Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. 713 00:47:03,448 --> 00:47:05,450 - Aah! - Do you know what I mean? 714 00:47:05,575 --> 00:47:10,245 Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann. Thanks for ball-- 715 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:14,248 I mean, all your help. I have to go to class. 716 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,250 Anytime, dear. 717 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:22,839 - Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. 718 00:47:28,969 --> 00:47:31,846 Red rum. 719 00:47:31,971 --> 00:47:33,847 Hello? 720 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:44,106 Somebody there? 721 00:47:44,189 --> 00:47:46,107 Hello! 722 00:47:49,110 --> 00:47:53,280 Very funny. 723 00:47:53,405 --> 00:47:55,448 Who put you up to this, Cindy? 724 00:47:55,532 --> 00:47:58,117 Lose the cape. It's way too '90s horror. 725 00:48:00,494 --> 00:48:04,622 Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die? 726 00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:11,628 Wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless cheerleader? 727 00:48:13,463 --> 00:48:16,090 Oh, so this is where I'm supposed to beg for my life? 728 00:48:17,216 --> 00:48:20,176 Please, Mr. Killer, don't kill me. 729 00:48:24,055 --> 00:48:26,932 So is this where I'm supposed to bleed? 730 00:48:27,015 --> 00:48:30,852 Oh, look, I'm bleeding! 731 00:48:32,436 --> 00:48:34,355 Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right? 732 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:40,109 Okay. I'm running! I'm running! Help! 733 00:48:40,193 --> 00:48:45,197 Help! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless. 734 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,699 Aah! 735 00:48:48,783 --> 00:48:52,536 There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now. 736 00:48:52,661 --> 00:48:56,873 Oh, God! Somebody please help me! 737 00:48:56,998 --> 00:48:59,208 Oh, God, no! 738 00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:01,627 No! 739 00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:04,212 Oh, now what? 740 00:49:04,295 --> 00:49:09,883 I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah! 741 00:49:12,302 --> 00:49:15,554 Oh, look at me. I'm all dead. 742 00:49:15,638 --> 00:49:18,890 I'm a gross, scary severed head. Come on. Please. 743 00:49:19,016 --> 00:49:23,019 Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache. 744 00:49:23,102 --> 00:49:26,980 And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater. I hope you're gonna pay for that. 745 00:49:27,064 --> 00:49:29,566 Ah! I will not be ignored by the likes-- 746 00:49:31,192 --> 00:49:34,737 - I'm gonna jump! - Phil, get back in there. 747 00:49:34,862 --> 00:49:36,780 - No! - What are you doing up there? 748 00:49:36,905 --> 00:49:40,741 - Be reasonable. - I can't take this fucking job... 749 00:49:40,825 --> 00:49:43,827 or those greasy shithead teenagers anymore! 750 00:49:43,911 --> 00:49:49,248 - I'm going to end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you! 751 00:49:49,332 --> 00:49:51,709 Now we know Bobby's not the killer. So who is? 752 00:49:51,792 --> 00:49:53,710 I don't know. 753 00:49:53,794 --> 00:49:56,254 If the killer was in your house last night, why didn't he just kill you then? 754 00:49:56,337 --> 00:49:58,297 Because he's just messing with us. 755 00:49:58,422 --> 00:50:00,758 Don't you see? He's got us right where he wants us. 756 00:50:00,841 --> 00:50:06,095 We can't go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us. 757 00:50:06,179 --> 00:50:09,556 What are you waiting for, huh? 758 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,309 What are you waiting for? 759 00:50:12,434 --> 00:50:14,310 What are you waiting for? 760 00:50:14,435 --> 00:50:17,021 What am I waiting for? 761 00:50:17,104 --> 00:50:20,524 - What am I waiting for? - What are you waiting for? 762 00:50:21,858 --> 00:50:23,443 Fuck you! 763 00:50:24,443 --> 00:50:26,570 Oh, my God. 764 00:50:26,653 --> 00:50:29,573 Ray, I still don't think this party is a good idea. 765 00:50:29,656 --> 00:50:33,409 - You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. - I just don't feel right. 766 00:50:33,492 --> 00:50:36,953 - Why can't we just do something else? - How about we go to the movies? 767 00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:40,790 Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh? 768 00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:47,670 - Hey! This is my song! - Hey! 769 00:50:47,796 --> 00:50:50,840 - You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? - What? 770 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:55,135 Every where l go l see the same ho's 771 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:57,178 Ooh, Brenda. 772 00:50:57,303 --> 00:51:00,014 Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey? 773 00:51:00,139 --> 00:51:02,683 - I do, Ray? - Yes. 774 00:51:02,808 --> 00:51:05,935 I like it. Hey, get up. Go over there. Let me see it. 775 00:51:10,772 --> 00:51:14,192 Ooh! Yes, I like that. 776 00:51:14,317 --> 00:51:16,944 - You like that? You like that? - Yeah. Hey! 777 00:51:17,027 --> 00:51:20,989 - Hey, put this on with it. 778 00:51:21,072 --> 00:51:24,367 - Ray, you are so freaky. - That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl. 779 00:51:24,492 --> 00:51:26,702 Go on. Pull it. Pull it up. 780 00:51:26,785 --> 00:51:29,496 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh! 781 00:51:29,579 --> 00:51:33,124 Yeah. Here. Put this on with it. 782 00:51:33,207 --> 00:51:35,125 Goon. 783 00:51:36,543 --> 00:51:40,838 - Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on. 784 00:51:40,922 --> 00:51:44,216 - Okay. - Goon. 785 00:51:46,051 --> 00:51:50,137 - I like that look. - Ooh! I'm bad. 786 00:51:50,221 --> 00:51:53,390 Here. Put this on with it. 787 00:51:53,474 --> 00:51:55,809 Go on, girl. Put it on. 788 00:51:55,892 --> 00:51:58,895 Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on. Just shove it on. 789 00:51:58,978 --> 00:52:02,898 Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy. 790 00:52:02,981 --> 00:52:05,567 Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on! 791 00:52:05,650 --> 00:52:09,903 Full speed. Charge! 792 00:52:11,029 --> 00:52:13,490 Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around! 793 00:52:13,573 --> 00:52:15,491 Turn around! Come on! 794 00:52:15,575 --> 00:52:17,910 Yes, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! 795 00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:20,078 - Who? - Uh-- Uh, Brenda. 796 00:52:20,162 --> 00:52:23,581 Put the helmet on. No, let's role-play. Come on. You get me. 797 00:52:23,665 --> 00:52:25,916 - Come on! Come on! - Huh? 798 00:52:26,041 --> 00:52:28,001 I'm here at Lover's Lookout. 799 00:52:28,085 --> 00:52:30,462 It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere, 800 00:52:30,587 --> 00:52:33,631 and it's where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around. 801 00:52:33,756 --> 00:52:37,009 So very likely we're about to see someone get killed. 802 00:52:37,092 --> 00:52:41,095 Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone. 803 00:52:41,179 --> 00:52:43,597 Let's see if she'll have a word with us. 804 00:52:43,681 --> 00:52:47,184 Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're Next. 805 00:52:47,267 --> 00:52:50,686 - Oh, yeah. - Can you tell us your name? 806 00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:54,564 - Well, my name's Heather. - Can you tell us what you're doing out here all alone? 807 00:52:54,648 --> 00:52:59,026 Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out... 808 00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:01,528 and then we heard a noise out there, so he went to go check it, 809 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:04,030 but--well, that was, like, ten minutes ago. 810 00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:08,576 Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your little mind that your boyfriend was probably murdered... 811 00:53:08,659 --> 00:53:11,787 and you're about to be slaughtered next? 812 00:53:11,912 --> 00:53:15,748 - Really? No way! - Way. 813 00:53:15,790 --> 00:53:18,209 - Heather, good luck. - Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best. 814 00:53:18,334 --> 00:53:22,045 - Just as I thought. The murder is happening as we speak. 815 00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:24,839 I'm going to try and break in to the bloodshed. Are you getting this? 816 00:53:24,922 --> 00:53:28,759 Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us what you're feeling, honey? 817 00:53:28,842 --> 00:53:32,720 Lots of pain. Gail, please help me. Gail, please! 818 00:53:32,845 --> 00:53:36,015 I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? 819 00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:39,517 You got a lot of nerve coming here. I'm just trying to do my job. 820 00:53:39,601 --> 00:53:42,478 - Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling! 821 00:53:42,562 --> 00:53:46,023 I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. Get that camera off me! 822 00:53:46,148 --> 00:53:51,277 Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat ass! 823 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,154 Kenny! Oh, my God, he's right behind you! 824 00:53:54,238 --> 00:53:56,781 This man is chasin' Miss Gail. 825 00:54:03,245 --> 00:54:05,205 I'm so scared right now. 826 00:54:06,998 --> 00:54:09,708 I just want to say... 827 00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:12,961 to the family of my cameraman, Kenny, 828 00:54:13,044 --> 00:54:15,421 I am so sorry. 829 00:54:15,546 --> 00:54:18,507 This was my interview, 830 00:54:18,591 --> 00:54:21,593 my story. 831 00:54:21,718 --> 00:54:23,887 It's all my fault. 832 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:33,728 - You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own. 833 00:54:36,563 --> 00:54:38,899 - You want some chicken? - Nah. 834 00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:47,531 Mm-hmm. For all y'all talkers up in here, it's time to keep it down right now. 835 00:54:47,614 --> 00:54:49,365 Shh. 836 00:54:49,449 --> 00:54:51,784 Shh, back at you. Shh! 837 00:54:54,578 --> 00:54:57,664 Why they actin' already? It ain't nothin' but the previews. 838 00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:04,336 The largest ship the world had ever known. 839 00:55:04,419 --> 00:55:09,215 Its 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world. 840 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:12,301 A journey that would change their lives forever. 841 00:55:12,384 --> 00:55:15,303 Whoo! 842 00:55:17,221 --> 00:55:21,350 I'm the king of the world! Whoo-hoo! 843 00:55:24,060 --> 00:55:28,063 Get your ass back down there, boy! 844 00:55:28,188 --> 00:55:31,399 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - The movie about to come on. 845 00:55:31,524 --> 00:55:33,901 I gotta go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce. 846 00:55:33,985 --> 00:55:37,071 Hurry up, man. Don't be long. 847 00:55:37,154 --> 00:55:39,573 Back up! Let him through! 848 00:55:40,907 --> 00:55:43,743 You can move back some. You don't own the theater. 849 00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:52,124 And they're off! 850 00:55:52,208 --> 00:55:54,543 It's number three in the lead. Number two close behind. 851 00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:58,796 And number three is the winner! 852 00:56:00,715 --> 00:56:04,134 Number two has placed, and number four to show. 853 00:56:04,217 --> 00:56:07,136 Next week's Triple Crown starts at 2:30. 854 00:56:07,262 --> 00:56:09,680 Be here early. 855 00:56:35,576 --> 00:56:37,953 Hey, who was that? 856 00:56:38,036 --> 00:56:41,247 Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again. 857 00:56:53,257 --> 00:56:55,759 Anon. 858 00:56:57,761 --> 00:56:59,971 Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. 859 00:57:00,054 --> 00:57:02,473 Mm-mmm! Don't goin there! 860 00:57:07,435 --> 00:57:11,230 Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! 861 00:57:11,355 --> 00:57:13,440 Man, this is some scary shit! 862 00:57:13,523 --> 00:57:16,442 Oh, I am scared! 863 00:57:16,526 --> 00:57:22,030 - Excuse me. - I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here. 864 00:57:22,155 --> 00:57:25,283 - ...out of her favor-- - That ain't no man. 865 00:57:25,366 --> 00:57:28,035 - You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind? 866 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,454 I know you better get outta my face! 867 00:57:31,538 --> 00:57:34,373 Outta my face! Outta my face! 868 00:57:34,457 --> 00:57:37,001 This is all me up in here. You handle that. 869 00:57:37,084 --> 00:57:39,544 - Will you shut the fuck up! - Yeah! 870 00:57:39,669 --> 00:57:42,880 Mmm, mmm. This movie is good. 871 00:57:42,964 --> 00:57:47,551 Hey, baby. You came back just in time. 872 00:57:47,634 --> 00:57:50,220 She's about to get it on with Shakespeare. 873 00:57:50,345 --> 00:57:53,055 - She dressing like a man-- - Shut up. 874 00:57:53,139 --> 00:57:56,892 Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera. 875 00:57:57,017 --> 00:57:59,852 You on Candid Camera now. 876 00:57:59,936 --> 00:58:01,854 You ain't know that. 877 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:08,901 Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I'm in the movie. 878 00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:13,905 Shakespeare In Love. Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying. 879 00:58:14,030 --> 00:58:16,908 For Christ's sake, will you just shut your trap! 880 00:58:17,033 --> 00:58:19,368 - Shut up! - Hold on. 881 00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:22,454 I don't know why y'all is actin' like this. 882 00:58:22,537 --> 00:58:25,623 My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said they don't even stay together in the end. 883 00:58:25,748 --> 00:58:28,250 Give me that. 884 00:58:28,334 --> 00:58:30,294 Right on. 885 00:58:31,378 --> 00:58:33,296 Will you sit down. 886 00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:35,923 Shut up. 887 00:58:36,007 --> 00:58:39,009 Your ass is grass. 888 00:58:42,470 --> 00:58:45,014 - This is for Thelma! - And Louise! 889 00:58:45,139 --> 00:58:48,642 This is for talking through The Fugitive! 890 00:58:48,725 --> 00:58:51,477 - You ruined Schindler's List. - Jackie Chan movies. 891 00:58:51,602 --> 00:58:54,980 - Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma's House! 892 00:58:58,483 --> 00:59:02,069 Aaaaaahhhhh! 893 00:59:11,577 --> 00:59:14,830 And I cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps. 894 00:59:18,207 --> 00:59:22,127 Um, you guys, there's a few too many people. 895 00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:25,463 Oh, honey, please don't throw-- Hey, you guys, stop. 896 00:59:25,546 --> 00:59:27,757 Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad's! 897 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,342 - No, don't touch--Ah, no! - Do you have more beer? 898 00:59:30,425 --> 00:59:33,553 - Do you have more beer? - Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage. 899 00:59:33,678 --> 00:59:35,763 No, no, no, no! Don't! 900 00:59:57,531 --> 01:00:00,533 Kitty, you scared me. 901 01:00:04,745 --> 01:00:08,248 Horsey. Oh, you scared me too. 902 01:00:12,835 --> 01:00:15,837 Hello? Who's there? 903 01:00:18,631 --> 01:00:21,383 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't! 904 01:00:21,508 --> 01:00:24,135 Please! I'm just a day player! 905 01:00:39,148 --> 01:00:40,690 Oh, my God! 906 01:01:08,922 --> 01:01:12,007 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 907 01:01:12,132 --> 01:01:15,218 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 908 01:01:17,804 --> 01:01:20,389 Yeah! 909 01:01:21,724 --> 01:01:25,727 Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you. 910 01:01:25,810 --> 01:01:28,813 I thought the killer got to you before I could. 911 01:01:28,896 --> 01:01:30,439 Could what? 912 01:01:30,522 --> 01:01:34,150 I wanna go upstairs. There's something I wanna show you. 913 01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:38,904 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 914 01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:41,906 - Hey, party on! - Yeah! 915 01:01:47,411 --> 01:01:50,330 - So-- - So. 916 01:01:50,455 --> 01:01:53,166 Here we are... again. 917 01:01:53,249 --> 01:01:55,292 Yeah. 918 01:01:56,752 --> 01:01:59,212 And, you know, if you're not ready, 919 01:02:00,838 --> 01:02:03,591 I'll understand. 920 01:02:03,674 --> 01:02:05,259 Bobby. 921 01:02:05,342 --> 01:02:07,344 I am ready. 922 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,680 - You are? - Yeah. 923 01:02:12,515 --> 01:02:16,184 I can't keep fighting these urges. 924 01:02:17,352 --> 01:02:20,187 I have to just give in to them... 925 01:02:20,312 --> 01:02:22,356 and let them flow. 926 01:02:22,481 --> 01:02:24,524 Right. 927 01:02:24,649 --> 01:02:26,484 - Bobby? - Huh? 928 01:02:26,609 --> 01:02:29,278 I have been so selfish. 929 01:02:31,613 --> 01:02:33,740 This is like a scene from a movie or something. 930 01:02:33,823 --> 01:02:36,450 Only it isn't a movie, Bobby. 931 01:02:36,534 --> 01:02:38,452 This is real life. 932 01:02:39,953 --> 01:02:42,080 It's all a movie, baby. 933 01:02:42,163 --> 01:02:46,333 There's the sound guy. There's the script supervisor. How ya doin', baby? 934 01:02:46,417 --> 01:02:48,085 - Bobby? - What? 935 01:02:49,252 --> 01:02:54,090 What I mean is that in real life... 936 01:02:54,173 --> 01:02:56,633 you have to enjoy each moment. 937 01:03:20,361 --> 01:03:23,197 Mmm! Ow! 938 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,365 Bobby. 939 01:03:25,448 --> 01:03:28,034 Bobby! 940 01:03:31,286 --> 01:03:33,955 Can I tell you a secret? 941 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,999 Sure, man. 942 01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:40,210 I see dead people. 943 01:03:40,294 --> 01:03:43,755 Man, this shit is awesome! 944 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,590 Yo, son, we gotta roll some more of that shit! 945 01:03:46,674 --> 01:03:48,592 Ah, shit! 946 01:03:48,717 --> 01:03:51,052 We don't have anymore papers, man. 947 01:03:51,136 --> 01:03:53,054 We don't have anymore papers. 948 01:03:53,137 --> 01:03:56,932 Oh, man! What can we use to make a bong? 949 01:04:01,269 --> 01:04:03,771 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 950 01:04:03,854 --> 01:04:06,064 - Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah! 951 01:04:11,944 --> 01:04:16,198 Oh, shit, son! 952 01:04:16,281 --> 01:04:20,618 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 953 01:04:21,911 --> 01:04:25,789 - This some good shit! 954 01:04:48,307 --> 01:04:51,101 - Bobby! I've never done this before. - What? 955 01:04:52,685 --> 01:04:54,604 It's okay. It's okay. 956 01:04:54,687 --> 01:04:57,981 It's just like-- It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop. 957 01:04:58,106 --> 01:05:01,609 - A Tootsie Pop? - Yeah, a cherry-flavor one. 958 01:05:01,693 --> 01:05:04,820 - Oh. - With the fudge in the middle? 959 01:05:04,945 --> 01:05:07,239 - Okay. 960 01:05:07,239 --> 01:05:09,240 Show me now Show me how 961 01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:14,453 How it feels when we're together -Just like that. 962 01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:17,831 l'm afraid if we wait Just like that, baby. 963 01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:20,583 We'll be waiting till forever Ah! 964 01:05:20,666 --> 01:05:23,127 Oh! Jesus! 965 01:05:24,961 --> 01:05:28,006 I never could wait to get to the chewy middle. 966 01:05:28,131 --> 01:05:31,091 - You know what? Let me. - Oh. Okay. 967 01:05:31,175 --> 01:05:32,676 Goddamn! 968 01:05:37,555 --> 01:05:41,808 l'm flyin' solo but don't know if l can stop 969 01:05:41,892 --> 01:05:46,187 Don't ask me why Don't make me lie 970 01:05:46,395 --> 01:05:48,564 Just kick back Just sit back 971 01:05:48,647 --> 01:05:50,774 Enjoy the ride 972 01:05:54,068 --> 01:05:56,695 'Cause l'm a spaceman 973 01:05:59,072 --> 01:06:01,491 Guess it's been a while. 974 01:06:02,909 --> 01:06:05,077 So stay with me 975 01:06:07,412 --> 01:06:10,373 Oh! Oops! 976 01:06:10,456 --> 01:06:12,375 It's very, uh, '70s of you. 977 01:06:27,011 --> 01:06:31,765 Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby! 978 01:06:34,851 --> 01:06:37,770 Come here, Bobby! I want it now! 979 01:06:37,854 --> 01:06:41,607 Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned! 980 01:06:41,690 --> 01:06:43,608 Yeah, me too, son. 981 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,651 Hey, you guys hear that? 982 01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:53,116 Oh! 983 01:06:57,870 --> 01:07:01,039 Shh! 984 01:07:01,122 --> 01:07:03,041 Hello? 985 01:07:03,124 --> 01:07:06,877 - Hello. What's your favorite scary movie? - Hello? 986 01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:12,923 Let me talk to her. Shh! 987 01:07:15,342 --> 01:07:17,427 I'm gonna gut you like a pig! 988 01:07:24,433 --> 01:07:27,310 Oh, yeah! Oh! 989 01:07:27,393 --> 01:07:29,228 Yeah! What's my name, Bobby? 990 01:07:29,312 --> 01:07:31,480 What? Ah! 991 01:07:31,605 --> 01:07:35,150 - What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy! 992 01:07:35,275 --> 01:07:38,319 Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby? 993 01:07:38,402 --> 01:07:40,446 It's yours. 994 01:07:40,529 --> 01:07:43,782 Ahhhhhh! 995 01:07:43,865 --> 01:07:47,076 Oh, my God! 996 01:07:50,704 --> 01:07:55,916 Oh, shit! 997 01:07:58,335 --> 01:08:00,795 Don't even contest 'Cause l'll make you undress 998 01:08:00,962 --> 01:08:03,548 Like porn dancers waitin' at the front door for an answer 999 01:08:03,589 --> 01:08:06,717 Hey, yo, l'm sick of artificial MCs like silicone titties 1000 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,302 Hey, yo, check it, yo. Fucka cheap ball 1001 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:11,346 l wanna smoke Cheech and Chong 1002 01:08:11,471 --> 01:08:13,931 And if l wanna fuck long l let my ding-a-long hit the bong 1003 01:08:14,014 --> 01:08:16,475 And then the song Always pass the dutchie to the left 1004 01:08:16,558 --> 01:08:19,477 Because the right way is wrong 1005 01:08:20,061 --> 01:08:23,772 - Whoo-hoo! - I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready? 1006 01:08:23,272 --> 01:08:26,066 I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass 1007 01:08:26,191 --> 01:08:28,735 I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls 1008 01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:30,778 lf the phone rings don't answer the call 1009 01:08:30,986 --> 01:08:32,988 Gonna slit your throat fuck you like a goat 1010 01:08:33,113 --> 01:08:36,074 Peel your foreskin off and make a wintercoat Peace! 1011 01:08:39,076 --> 01:08:41,912 Yo! 1012 01:08:42,037 --> 01:08:46,082 That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son! 1013 01:08:48,084 --> 01:08:52,420 Bobby... where were you tonight? 1014 01:08:52,504 --> 01:08:55,798 - What? - I was just curious. 1015 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:57,841 What took you so long to get here? 1016 01:08:57,925 --> 01:09:00,010 Why you so curious? 1017 01:09:01,553 --> 01:09:03,471 I don't know. 1018 01:09:03,554 --> 01:09:05,890 I thought it would fit the '90s horror cliche... 1019 01:09:05,973 --> 01:09:08,600 if you turned out to be the killer. 1020 01:09:08,725 --> 01:09:11,436 Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg? 1021 01:09:13,354 --> 01:09:15,439 Buffy and Greg are dead? 1022 01:09:16,732 --> 01:09:18,441 - I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God! 1023 01:09:18,566 --> 01:09:21,777 Bobby, turn around! It's the killer! 1024 01:09:35,956 --> 01:09:37,874 Cindy! 1025 01:09:37,957 --> 01:09:41,085 - Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby! - Cindy. Help me. 1026 01:09:42,794 --> 01:09:45,964 - Bobby, it's okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme- 1027 01:09:47,089 --> 01:09:49,675 It's gonna be okay, Bobby. 1028 01:09:50,968 --> 01:09:54,053 Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house! 1029 01:09:54,137 --> 01:09:56,097 There's ass, blood and guts everywhere! 1030 01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:58,515 Someone done gone crazy, son! 1031 01:09:58,599 --> 01:10:03,228 - We all go a little crazy sometimes. - Bobby, no! 1032 01:10:04,395 --> 01:10:06,605 Oh, shit, son! 1033 01:10:06,730 --> 01:10:09,608 Oh, my God! 1034 01:10:11,734 --> 01:10:14,111 Cindy, he shot me in the lungs. 1035 01:10:16,238 --> 01:10:18,115 You wanna hit this shit? 1036 01:10:22,410 --> 01:10:24,286 Ketchup. 1037 01:10:24,411 --> 01:10:26,746 Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby. 1038 01:10:28,915 --> 01:10:31,792 Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy! 1039 01:10:33,293 --> 01:10:35,420 Surprise! 1040 01:10:35,504 --> 01:10:38,297 Surprise, Cindy! 1041 01:10:50,307 --> 01:10:52,392 Why are you doing this, Bobby? 1042 01:10:52,476 --> 01:10:56,145 Why? Why? You hear that, Ray? 1043 01:10:56,270 --> 01:10:58,814 I think she wants a motive. 1044 01:10:58,897 --> 01:11:00,774 - Did Scream have a plot? - No. 1045 01:11:00,941 --> 01:11:04,360 Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? 1046 01:11:04,485 --> 01:11:07,196 Don't think so! 1047 01:11:07,321 --> 01:11:10,157 What about the sequel? What was with that fat, white Jamaican kid? 1048 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:13,326 - I wanna kill that motherfucker. - It was bad casting, Bobby. 1049 01:11:13,409 --> 01:11:15,953 How about this for a motive? Lack of sex! 1050 01:11:16,036 --> 01:11:19,205 It can cause serious deviant behavior. 1051 01:11:19,289 --> 01:11:22,875 - I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby. 1052 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:26,878 I did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself. 1053 01:11:27,003 --> 01:11:29,547 That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. 1054 01:11:29,631 --> 01:11:32,383 And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. 1055 01:11:34,009 --> 01:11:36,303 What? I ain't gay. 1056 01:11:36,386 --> 01:11:39,680 - What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So, they play good music. 1057 01:11:39,764 --> 01:11:44,059 - What about our trip to San Francisco, then? - I wanted to go shopping. 1058 01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:49,396 - But you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my-- 1059 01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:52,024 Whatever, Ray! I don't want to talk about this now. 1060 01:11:52,107 --> 01:11:55,902 The point is, I'm a new man, and I'm ready to leave all this behind and start a new life. 1061 01:11:56,027 --> 01:12:00,197 - So you killed all your friends? - Oh, no. 1062 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,198 Just you. 1063 01:12:02,282 --> 01:12:04,534 And maybe Shorty, but that wasn't planned or anything. 1064 01:12:04,659 --> 01:12:07,036 But here's the genius part. 1065 01:12:07,119 --> 01:12:10,497 We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. 1066 01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:14,417 - It's the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait! There's more! 1067 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:19,796 Hang on to your seat, baby, 'cause this one's a screamer! 1068 01:12:19,921 --> 01:12:23,174 - I'll be back. - Uh-oh. 1069 01:12:23,257 --> 01:12:25,676 Move your big ass. Come on. 1070 01:12:25,759 --> 01:12:28,094 Dad! 1071 01:12:28,178 --> 01:12:30,847 What are you gonna do, frame him? 1072 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:35,183 Nah. We're just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio. 1073 01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:38,436 The police are gonna find you and daddy both dead, 1074 01:12:38,561 --> 01:12:42,272 and me and Ray are the only survivors of a maniac's revenge. 1075 01:12:42,356 --> 01:12:45,275 - You ready? I'm ready. - You ready? I'm ready to do this shit. 1076 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,860 - Come on. Come on. All right. - All right. 1077 01:12:47,944 --> 01:12:50,279 - Come on! - Give it to me. No! 1078 01:12:50,404 --> 01:12:53,448 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1079 01:12:53,532 --> 01:12:55,742 - Ready? All right. Let's do this. - Wait, wait. Ready. 1080 01:12:55,825 --> 01:12:57,285 - Come on. Come on. - Ready. 1081 01:12:57,410 --> 01:12:58,953 Give it to me! 1082 01:12:59,078 --> 01:13:00,913 No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1083 01:13:00,996 --> 01:13:02,872 - Remember what we talked about? To the side. - I know. 1084 01:13:02,956 --> 01:13:04,874 - How many times we gonna go over this? - Okay. 1085 01:13:04,957 --> 01:13:06,917 Stop. Just-- All right. Trust me, okay? 1086 01:13:07,042 --> 01:13:09,711 - All right. I'm ready. - Trust me. I got this shit. Ready? 1087 01:13:09,795 --> 01:13:12,755 - Wait, wait, wait! - I'm about to cut your throat, boy! 1088 01:13:12,839 --> 01:13:14,966 Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on! 1089 01:13:15,049 --> 01:13:17,801 - You're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, come on! - Come on. You ready? 1090 01:13:17,885 --> 01:13:21,471 No! You guys are psychos! 1091 01:13:21,596 --> 01:13:23,806 You've seen one too many TV shows! 1092 01:13:23,889 --> 01:13:28,143 No! Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers! 1093 01:13:28,268 --> 01:13:30,645 Cancelin' TV shows does! 1094 01:13:30,770 --> 01:13:33,063 The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! 1095 01:13:33,147 --> 01:13:37,692 It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode! 1096 01:13:37,817 --> 01:13:40,986 Take it easy! I'm feelin' a little woozy here! 1097 01:13:41,070 --> 01:13:43,864 It's my turn. Give me the knife. 1098 01:13:43,989 --> 01:13:46,950 Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me. 1099 01:13:55,582 --> 01:13:58,167 Surprise, Cindy! 1100 01:14:51,043 --> 01:14:54,087 All right, all right. Hold on a second. 1101 01:14:54,171 --> 01:14:56,756 Just give me a moment. Ah. One-- 1102 01:15:02,385 --> 01:15:04,596 Oh, yeah. That's it. 1103 01:15:04,721 --> 01:15:07,723 Ah. Okay. 1104 01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:43,293 Dad! 1105 01:15:43,377 --> 01:15:45,837 Are you okay? 1106 01:15:45,962 --> 01:15:48,840 I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here. 1107 01:15:48,965 --> 01:15:51,425 But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet. 1108 01:15:51,508 --> 01:15:55,011 Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends' numbers for me? 1109 01:15:55,136 --> 01:15:58,180 - Dad, they're dead. - Ah, you know, I can't get a break. 1110 01:15:58,306 --> 01:16:00,683 What's that? Is that the cops? 1111 01:16:00,808 --> 01:16:03,351 Okay, okay, listen, honey. Help me up now. 1112 01:16:03,435 --> 01:16:06,562 Uh-- Uh-If the cops come, tell 'em I'm a plumber, okay? 1113 01:16:06,646 --> 01:16:10,482 You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and they sent me over. We don't know each other. 1114 01:16:16,278 --> 01:16:19,781 No! No! 1115 01:16:19,865 --> 01:16:21,866 Dad, Dad, put your arms down. 1116 01:16:24,368 --> 01:16:27,538 - What the hell's goin' on here? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there. 1117 01:16:27,663 --> 01:16:29,539 - He was right here! I swear it! - Who was? 1118 01:16:29,664 --> 01:16:33,042 The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends! 1119 01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:36,837 And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there. 1120 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,839 - All over the place. - Dad. Stop it. 1121 01:16:39,922 --> 01:16:42,716 All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station. 1122 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:44,843 I'm cool, though, right? 1123 01:16:44,927 --> 01:16:46,886 - I'm okay? - Let's-- Let's go, Cindy. 1124 01:16:47,012 --> 01:16:49,305 Cindy. Call me. 1125 01:16:50,723 --> 01:16:52,641 Daddy'll get you out, honey. 1126 01:16:55,185 --> 01:16:59,105 Okay. Let's go over this again. 1127 01:17:11,615 --> 01:17:13,533 - You say it was an accident. - Yes. 1128 01:17:13,616 --> 01:17:16,786 - He was on the road. - And you think he came back to get revenge? 1129 01:17:16,869 --> 01:17:19,705 - It has to be him, Sheriff. 1130 01:17:25,334 --> 01:17:27,377 Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you. 1131 01:17:27,503 --> 01:17:30,547 - That'll be all, Doofy. - Okay. 1132 01:17:30,630 --> 01:17:33,049 - I'm gonna go, then. All right. - All right. 1133 01:17:34,258 --> 01:17:36,176 Bye, Cind. 1134 01:17:39,345 --> 01:17:41,722 I'm sorry, Cindy. It wasn't the man you guys killed. 1135 01:17:41,847 --> 01:17:45,267 His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen found his body a few weeks later. 1136 01:17:45,392 --> 01:17:48,853 - He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible. 1137 01:17:51,188 --> 01:17:53,565 - Then I don't know who it could be. - He's gotta be someone... 1138 01:17:53,690 --> 01:17:57,068 who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident. 1139 01:17:57,193 --> 01:17:59,820 Someone who could move around without being noticed. 1140 01:18:02,114 --> 01:18:05,241 Oh, my God. 1141 01:18:05,366 --> 01:18:09,203 She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her. 1142 01:18:09,286 --> 01:18:12,164 It's me, Cind. 1143 01:18:12,247 --> 01:18:13,873 'Night, Cind. 1144 01:18:17,751 --> 01:18:19,878 - Doofy! - Shit head? 1145 01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:25,049 - Have you seen Doofy? - No. 1146 01:18:25,132 --> 01:18:27,342 - Have you seen Doofy? Has anybody seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff. 1147 01:18:27,426 --> 01:18:29,928 - No. - Yeah. Just went out the back, Sheriff. 1148 01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:32,263 Doofy! 1149 01:18:44,731 --> 01:18:48,109 He walks alone under the big city lights 1150 01:18:48,234 --> 01:18:51,946 He always knows just when the time is right 1151 01:18:52,071 --> 01:18:55,448 He never shows what he's thinking He keeps it inside 1152 01:18:55,574 --> 01:18:59,285 Because he's too cool for school 1153 01:18:59,368 --> 01:19:02,871 He comes alive when the sun goes down 1154 01:19:02,996 --> 01:19:06,457 He gets it right You know he's always down 1155 01:19:06,582 --> 01:19:10,044 He's got one eye open and his ear to the ground 1156 01:19:10,252 --> 01:19:13,213 And he's too cool for school 1157 01:19:14,881 --> 01:19:18,342 He's an operator He's a real player 1158 01:19:18,342 --> 01:19:21,845 And if you mess with him you know you'll never win 1159 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:27,641 No-o-o-o-o! 1160 01:19:41,861 --> 01:19:45,489 Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? 1161 01:19:45,572 --> 01:19:48,324 Yo, if y'all watchin' this tape right now, 1162 01:19:48,408 --> 01:19:50,368 that means I didn't make it. 1163 01:19:50,493 --> 01:19:54,329 Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead. 1164 01:19:54,413 --> 01:19:58,791 But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell you all the rules to survive this situation. 1165 01:19:58,875 --> 01:20:02,044 Rule number one: You gotta be quick. 1166 01:20:02,127 --> 01:20:05,422 Rule number two: Don't fall down. 1167 01:20:05,547 --> 01:20:10,551 And rule number three: Whatever you do, never look back. 1168 01:20:10,676 --> 01:20:12,886 Y'all wish me luck. 1169 01:20:12,969 --> 01:20:14,929 Snatch and run, y'all! 1170 01:20:17,556 --> 01:20:20,017 Come back here, you motherfuckers! Son of a bitch! 91773